Podcasts by Danny Wallaces Important Broadcast

The Important Broadcast Module 269: Sometimes Things Just Smell from 2023-04-02T16:30

It's a tough lesson to learn, but important nonetheless: Sometimes things just smell. Plus, The Great Leader's spiral into solitary madness and a break in the Dinner Winner deadlock!

Pleas...

The Important Broadcast Module 268: They Call Me Mr Poker from 2023-03-26T17:30

This week, The Great Leader saw fit to take Steve on a little outing. Plus, Dad shops, coffee, chocolate and a hard-fought battle in Dinner Winner.

Please send your listener comments to Da...

The Important Broadcast Module 267: Birthing A New Listener from 2023-03-19T17:30

The team have been blessed with a new member of the great big Important Broadcast family! Plus, Steve's fact finding mission in Spain and The Great Leader's stressful experience on parent's even...

The Important Broadcast Module 266: 5 Bins Ferdy&The Salma Hayek Glow from 2023-03-12T18:30

Another week and another couple of mysteries for The Great Leader to explain for us.

And fascinatingly, Steve told us about his new skincare routine.

Please send your listener commen...

The Important Broadcast Module 265: Nesquik, Cufflinks&Steve's Sticky Finger Game from 2023-03-05T21:00

This week, The Leader gave you the latest in The Knowbiz and also explained not one but two mysteries that were laid before him.

And Steve had a new game for everyone to play - don’t worry...

The Important Broadcast Module 264: Dr Danny&Dr Ferdinando from 2023-02-26T16:15

This week, we found out that an awful lot of terrible things have happened as a result of the bad weather they’ve been having in Spain, including The Great Leader’s long and unsuccessful search for...

The Important Broadcast Module 263: Smoky Beans&Mr Bitburger from 2023-02-19T16:30

This week, The Great Leader asked to hear your best ‘job jokes’ following on from hearing the same joke repeated several times by a customer service assistant at his local co-op, and Steve told us ...

The Important Broadcast Module 262:"I'm Wet Leg" from 2023-02-12T17:00

We can all acknowledge that the repeats / issues with the order in recent podcasts has been a shoddy and sorry affair. This week, the person writing this blurb is fairly confident that module 262 i...

The Important Broadcast Module 261: Is It A New Type of Meat? from 2023-02-05T17:30

The leader generously invites you to ask for his forgiveness, once again, this week. Plus, Steve has moved in to his new house with Michelle, Michelle, Michelle and all is not what it seems… Pleas...

The Important Broadcast Module 260: My Hairdresser Ghosted Me from 2023-01-29T16:30

The Broadcast had a vim and vigour today. The hum of creativity ran thick through The Leader's veins this week, producing variety and wonder. Steve has had trouble getting his emails answered (by h...

The Important Broadcast Module 259: Peri-Peri Haddock from 2023-01-22T20:00

After the championship ended in 2022, it was important for Dinner Winner to be rested, like a fine steak. That all changed this week, with the grand return for 2023! Plus, an update on Steve's flat...

The Important Broadcast Module 258: The Thin, Concrete Snake from 2023-01-15T17:00

The Great Leader diligently prepared a driving theory test for Steve this week, so why not have a guess at how he performed? Plus, brain-reading, junk mail, public singing and more from the haunted...

The Important Broadcast Module 257: The Warming Season from 2023-01-08T16:30

The IB was straight back into full swing this week, with all the seasonal nonsense taken care of. This module contains many stories, so focus on them as you would your own child or loved one. There...

The Important Broadcast Module 256: It’s Perfectly Harmless For You from 2023-01-01T15:00

The Great Leader is as sick as he’s ever been, but still, he has made the huge effort to broadcast to you, his loyal servant. On this New Year’s Day edition, it’s time for Steve to make some more p...

The Important Broadcast Module 255: Not On Air? I Don't Care! from 2022-12-18T23:15

The I.B.S bring you a BIG announcement this week. Don't worry... It's a happy one! Plus, wishes of good tidings, over-excited silliness and the Grand Final of Dinner Winner 2022! Please send your ...

The Important Broadcast Module 254: Keep Tweeting, My Little Prince from 2022-12-11T16:30

The air outside is cold, but The Broadcast is WARM. This week, The Great Leader solves the train strikes and judges Dinner Winner beautifully and Steve is quite hungover. Plus, supernatural message...

The Important Broadcast Module 253: He Is Giving Me Way from 2022-12-05T07:00

Steve has FINALLY done something that he's been saying he'd do for years... But what is it??? Meanwhile, The Great Leader was invited to EXACTLY the type of meeting that you'd expect, for all the r...

The Important Broadcast Module 252: You Were Named After Steve Brookstein... from 2022-11-27T17:00

The Great Leader gave so much to The Broadcast this week. He left no stone unturned, no thought unfinished and no listener unheard. The inspirations for names, the joys of Christmas, the value of N...

The Important Broadcast Module 251: Do You Like My Big Slippers? from 2022-11-20T17:00

The Great Leader's postman has become confused about exactly whose letters he's delivering... But who's he thinking of instead? Meanwhile, Steve returned from Ben Nevis with a predictably shoddy ex...

The Important Broadcast Module 250: Two-Fundred-And-Fifty from 2022-11-13T16:30

So it really was the case, that Stephen Ferdinando would be absent for the 250th Module of this very Important Broadcast. Nonetheless, The Leader was gleeful in his celebratory garments. With Rufus...

The Important Broadcast Module 249: I Was A Clownfish from 2022-11-06T17:00

249 Modules! Only one more to go until the great big, exciting 250th! So you'd have to imagine something BIG is planned, right?! Wrong... Steve's going on a mini break, so it'll be just another Imp...

The Important Broadcast Module 248: Lee Evans'House At Halloween from 2022-10-30T15:30

We all remember that don't we? Popping round on the trick or treat circuit and giving Lee Evans' house a knock...? Maybe not. Plus, unbelievable phone-based rudeness in The Great Leader's life and ...

The Important Broadcast Module 247: Heathens Stephens from 2022-10-23T17:30

This week, producer of the show - Sloppy Joe Attewell - was off with ‘bowel issues’ and so Mr Harold once again stepped up to the plate in his absence. Fear not, Dinner Winner was still played (alb...

The Important Broadcast Module 246: Infected By The Witch of A Dead Ghost from 2022-10-16T16:30

246 full, enriching episodes of The Important Broadcast, eh? Imagine what you've learned! Imagine the person that you might have been, had you not chosen this path. Anyway... This week, you must pr...

The Important Broadcast Module 245: Patrouille Suisse from 2022-10-09T14:00

Steve returned from his US excursion with tales of many things. The Great Leader himself carried a heavy cold, but this did not impede his brilliance. There were also mentions of the Swiss Airforce...

The Important Broadcast Module 244: Worm Tongue from 2022-10-02T16:30

With Steve attending a Stateside wedding, to which he wasn't invited, it was up to The Great Leader to pull an even greater weight than the enormous one he usually bears. Nonetheless, there was sti...

The Important Broadcast Module 243: I Always Wanted To Go To Harvard from 2022-09-25T15:30

Steve revealed an unexpected ambition this week, much to the amusement of his colleagues. There was talk of frightening tech mysteries, monsters, trains from Billericay and some homework that The G...

The Important Broadcast Module 242: A Giant, Golden, Dancing Candlestick from 2022-09-18T16:30

Rumours have swirled around the internet and it's all eyes and ears on The Great Leader, to see how much he'll say... Plus, Steve shares some unconvincing facts and the culinary based, 12:30pm trad...

The Important Broadcast Module 241: A More Serious Broadcast from 2022-09-11T18:00

The clue’s in the name this week, for obvious reasons.

Danny and Steve eased the listeners back towards normality with a slightly stripped back but still very light hearted module of The ...

The Important Broadcast Module 240: A Ghost Dog, a Witch and a Fisherman from 2022-09-04T17:00

Sloppy Joe was away this week but that did not phase the Great Leader one bit as he held the show together masterfully despite Steve and Mr Harold's(The cover producer) best efforts to unsettle him...

The Important Broadcast Module 239: A Cello, A Gong&A Conch from 2022-08-28T14:30

The Great Leader loves you. He respects you. However, that doesn't mean he doesn't expect an awful lot from you. This week, Steve went on a team building exercise that sent people to sleep and your...

The Important Broadcast Module 238: Start With Subbuteo from 2022-08-21T16:30

Being a Senior Listener, is like being a police officer, or a bank manager. It's a position held by an upstanding member of the community, but one who knows their place. This week, two listeners to...

The Important Broadcast Module 237: Con Flores from 2022-08-14T17:00

It was another one of those ones today... When, in the production meeting before the show, Steve says "I don't think I've really done anything this week." Then, of course, part way through the show...

Introducing: Restless Natives ! from 2022-08-10T23:11

Hey listener, here's a podcast we think you'd like to listen to... Restless Natives is a cult Scottish film from 1985 featuring two scallywags – The Clown & The Wolfman. It’s iconic. Two resourcef...

The Important Broadcast Module 236: A Modern, Self-Inflating Ego from 2022-08-07T15:30

The IBS consider, for your delectation: Sparrow Hawks, fame, the supernatural, pizza, completion & scams. LITERALLY, what else could you want or need? Please send your listener comments to Danny@...

The Important Broadcast Module 235: One of The Leaves Tasted Like Apples from 2022-07-31T17:00

How many of you go through your weeks thinking... "I wonder what Steve Ferdinando did this week." Well this week, the answer was "foraging." Meanwhile, The Great Leader researched the lighter side ...

The Important Broadcast Module 234: Dustbin Dad from 2022-07-24T15:30

The Great Leader branched out this week and blessed the patrons of Latitude Festival with his presence. The masses gathered, marvelled and at times fainted - and contrary to local reports of hot we...

The Important Broadcast Module 233: An Office Fan from 2022-07-17T16:30

You may not need The Important Broadcast Squad to remind you how hot it's been of late, but a spot of small-talk on the topic never hurt anyone. The Great Leader made many pronouncements today. All...

The Important Broadcast Module 232: BIG Mistake from 2022-07-10T15:30

It was a seat of the pants show today, but only because SOMEONE couldn't get their buttons right. The Great Leader remained flawless and Steve turned up and said many of the sorts of things he usua...

The Important Broadcast Module 231: Kenny from 2022-07-03T17:00

As he explains in this very episode, The Great Leader doesn't encourage chanting of his name. Just remember that. This week, Steve had a public humiliation dream and a fortune cookie surprised ever...

Introducing: THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS from 2022-06-29T13:40

This is a brand new Global Original podcast we think you’ll love! In each episode Michael & Hilary Whitehall put their combined life experience and precious wisdom to good use, helping you with w...

The Important Broadcast Module 230: What's A Muntjac? from 2022-06-26T15:30

Let's have a quick show of hands... Who already knows what a muntjac is? Don't Google it!!! The Great Leader did what he does best, today. He EDUCATED everyone. There's also talk of desertion and a...

The Important Broadcast Module 229: Toddler Duke from 2022-06-19T17:00

There was an awful lot to discuss following the fact-finding mission to Monster Jam yesterday. Plus, is The Leader's boiler FINALLY fixed, can only peacocks be trusted and why on earth was Steve in...

The Important Broadcast Module 228: Lampelbear from 2022-06-12T18:30

The Great Leader asks that you give yourself to The Broadcast. Surrender yourself completely and let it envelope you. This week, Steve's been to an awards ceremony and we find out whether or not th...

The Important Broadcast Module 227: It's About The"Wider Experience" from 2022-06-05T16:00

There you go folks. It finally happened. If you've grown tired of the wedding chat in the last few years, it ends here! The Great Leader returned from the bailiwick of Jersey and Steve stumbled bac...

The Important Broadcast Module 226: Ladles&Jellyspoons from 2022-05-29T15:30

After talking about it for 3 whole years, that wedding you're tired of hearing about has finally come around. That means there's all sorts to get through, including coach rides, speeches, dinner an...

The Important Broadcast Module 225: Military Washes from 2022-05-22T17:30

As The Great Leader continues to struggle in his hot-waterless house, he rallied to broadcast nonetheless. This week brings you wedding chat (it'll end soon!), supernatural intrigue, bear costumes,...

The Important Broadcast Module 224: 100% Famous from 2022-05-15T16:01

The Important Broadcast absolutely sang this week. It sang with the promise of a story long told and packed plenty more besides: Surprise, education, mystery and competition. It was extraordinary, ...

The Important Broadcast Module 223:"D" from 2022-05-08T15:30

Screw your eyes up tight, clench your fists and don't make a sound..... Now LISTEN! The Great Leader was back on patrol this week, whilst Steve contended with yet MORE travel issues. There was a ...

The Important Broadcast Module 222: I'm A Big, Giant Baby from 2022-05-01T22:30

You'll all be pleased to know that Steve made it back from Brazil safely and in good form; with a light tan and a new salmon pink shirt. The Great Leader continues to take issue with the avian comm...

The Important Broadcast Module 221: They're Using The Jetway! from 2022-04-24T15:30

The Broadcast returns... Not at full strength mind you. With Steve in Brazil, it fell to the Leader to shoulder the burden; which he did with ease and grace, of course. There's an old man and a hot...

The Important Broadcast Module 220: A Nice Big Bit of Gold (Slight Return) from 2022-04-11T18:00

Trouble downloading? Oops. Well it's death, isn't it? Before The I.B.S wave a tearful farewell to Steve (don't worry, he's only going on holiday), they must step up to the plate and fill it with ...

The Important Broadcast Module 219: There's No Wiggle Room For Tricks from 2022-04-03T16:00

The Great Leader found it necessary to bed down in his fortress today. He did not bother himself with the hustle and bustle of London, but instead, descended to his basement to make his pronounceme...

The Important Broadcast Module 218: Mummy Daddy Longlegs from 2022-03-27T16:30

As is the case every year, The I.B.S wishes all the Mums a top day and extends thoughts to those whose Mums are no longer with them. Of course, the tradition is that The Top 10 Mums chart is anno...

The Important Broadcast Module 217: AM&PM from 2022-03-20T15:30

The hangover pendulum swung this week, but who did it knock over this time?! The Great Leader was in very good spirits and at one stage, even opened the floor to questions, without the usual pre-wr...

The Important Broadcast Module 216: Wordinando from 2022-03-13T16:30

You know what happens on The Important Broadcast when someone has an idea for a new game.... It gets bloomin' well tested out. This week, it's a somewhat derivative word game that'll have you shout...

The Important Broadcast Module 215: A Pillow Sommelier from 2022-03-06T16:30

Two-thirds of the team were in sub-optimal condition for this particular broadcast, but The Great Leader's huge strength and immeasurable talent was more than enough to make up for it. Strap in and...

The Important Broadcast Module 214: Old Danny from 2022-02-27T16:30

Today's module may, or may not make you feel old, but it certainly had that effect on The Great Leader. Steve went for a run, the children paid a visit to Studio X and a very special broadcaster pr...

The Important Broadcast Module 213: They Could Be The Next Oasis from 2022-02-20T17:00

We all knew it would happen... This week, Steve Ferdinando became a thief. Hands up if you saw that coming? On the other side of the coin, The Great Leader remained immaculate, even in the face of ...

The Important Broadcast Module 212: Say The Unsayable from 2022-02-13T21:00

The Great Leader speaks at length today, as you can see. Subjects include LeaderFest, onesies, crisps & Dr Hook. Find out all about Steve's experience at The Brits and why todays module is dedicate...

Introducing'Feast is Feast'with Big Zuu... from 2022-02-09T09:52

You love food right - who doesn’t? Well, we’ve got a brand new podcast we think you’ll enjoy. Feast is Feast is hosted by TV Chef Big Zuu and it’s all about the celebration of food across differe...

The Important Broadcast Module 211: I'm Like David Geffen from 2022-02-06T17:30

**PLEASE READ** The Producer of Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast would like to clarify that in the course of today's show, he incorrectly attributed a poem about peas, to the excellent poet, P...

The Important Broadcast Module 210: The Brother of Peter Andre from 2022-01-30T17:00

The Broadcast takes a forensic and fond look at the world of celebrity siblings this week, with Peter Andre's brother taking a lot of the limelight. Plus, Steve tries to remember whether or not he'...

The Important Broadcast Module 209: I Am A Lawyer from 2022-01-23T16:30

Will the saga ever end? Will the nation ever be reunited with its beloved Dinner Winner? This week may hold the answer. Steve sought "legal advice" and the team were not only "welcome to come" but ...

The Important Broadcast Module 208: I Won't be Angry from 2022-01-16T18:00

You know that you can trust your Great Leader, right? So when he says he won't be angry, then that must be what he means. This week, the fallout from Dinner Winner-gate continued and a familiar fea...

The Important Broadcast Module 207: Shame On You from 2022-01-09T16:30

The Important Broadcast has seen its fair share of controversy and scandal over the years. The Great Leader wouldn't be doing his job if it wasn't consistently a very difficult listen. However, thi...

The Important Broadcast Module 206: Gag-Rammer from 2022-01-02T15:30

This week, The Important Broadcast Squad try out a silly thing that's supposed to be rubbish, but it sort of works! Plus, a BRAND NEW feature for 2022, that's nothing like you've ever heard! Plea...

The Important Broadcast Module 205: You Never Forget Your Last Boxing Day from 2021-12-26T15:00

Merry Boxing Day from The Important Broadcast and if Boxing Day isn't your bag (or box), then we hope you've had a smasher of a day, nonetheless. In this somewhat seasonal edition, music fandom is ...

The Important Broadcast Module 204: Call The Shoe-Verer from 2021-12-19T16:30

'Tis your seasonal broadcast and all through the house... THERE SHOULD BE SILENCE. The Great Leader allows small moments of levity in an otherwise serious broadcast, to allow for your yuletide exci...

The Important Broadcast Module 203: Shopkeeper Sass from 2021-12-12T17:00

Yes, apparently that's how you spell "sass". It's not a word you write very often, is it? The Broadcast sparkled today, like a star atop a brilliant tree - but then, it always does. Steve had some ...

The Important Broadcast Module 202: According to Statistics from 2021-12-05T16:50

Ready yourselves, The Great Leader is back once again with a bountiful Important Broadcast that will teach you everything you need to know. This module features a Small Talk Texter to see you throu...

The Important Broadcast Module 201: Clickety Nits from 2021-11-28T17:30

In a hearty and well-proportioned broadcast this week, The Great Leader dispenses wisdom like he's handing out candy. How does Google really work? What kind of sculpture would communicate road safe...

The Important Broadcast Module 200: There's Been A Government Takeover from 2021-11-21T16:30

That's 200 then! You must have learned an incredible amount by now, so well done. This week is a truly feature length module with everything from Steve's dating tips, to ancient dances, to pickle b...

The Important Broadcast Module 199: As I Am Her Older Brother from 2021-11-14T16:30

It was an occasion like no other this week, but that's mainly because it wasn't forgotten about this time! The Great Leader's birthday was marked the way that it should have been last year.... And ...

The Important Broadcast Module 198: Little Pink Whisps from 2021-11-07T16:30

Your Great Leader maintained a dignified and fruitful broadcast this week and taught you everything you need to know, for now, at least. Before it ends, this episode touches upon clowns, candy flos...

The Important Broadcast Module 197: War Cars&Cat Wars from 2021-10-31T17:30

The I.B.S heartily apologises for the lack of contact last week. The Great Leader was taken ill. This will not happen again. All returned to normal this week, though, and much was learned. What's a...

The Important Broadcast Module 196: The Official Wizard of New Zealand from 2021-10-17T15:30

Have a guess at how many state-appointed wizards there are in the world... Now, remember your answer and see if you got it right in this weeks module!! Also find out what's disappointed The Great L...

The Important Broadcast Module 195: I've Swiped Right on Mr Bean from 2021-10-10T15:30

There's no two ways about it.... Steve had a shocker this week. Poor lad. Find out all about it in this weeks teachings, plus the latest from The Great Leader's vegetable slaughter house. Please ...

The Important Broadcast Module 194: Salisbury Bunting from 2021-10-03T15:30

The IBS returned to full strength with the return of Steve Ferdinando, who for reasons which were unclear, was not running the London Marathon. Predictably, he brought stories of misfortune and woe...

The Important Broadcast Module 193: Little Pants from 2021-09-26T15:30

Look, if you want to wear little pants, good luck to you: That's your own business. This week, with Steve absent, The Great Leader pulled all the weight and he did so with style and strength. We re...

The Important Broadcast Module 192: Ghoul Bog from 2021-09-19T16:00

It looks like Module 192 is a bit of a long one and rightly so, because there is just so much to discuss. Where did The Great Leader's fact-finding mission lead him this week? Find out! Plus, a foo...

The Important Broadcast Module 191: Fact-Finding Missions from 2021-09-12T16:00

The Great Leader distributed his minions on fact-finding missions this week, along the M4 corridor, to return with offerings and information. Steve had some classic "Steve thoughts" and Martin in C...

The Important Broadcast Module 190: These Are The Pope's Eyes from 2021-09-05T15:30

You know how it works by now. 190 of these modules should be enough for you to know that you're about to learn an immense amount, from shark history to earthquake kits and beyond. You'll also find ...

The Important Broadcast Module 189: Road Flaps from 2021-08-29T15:30

"What's a road flap?".... You know how this works folks: Just listen and find out! There's plenty besides too, with a scary encounter for Steve and an unfortunate incident for The Great Leader. The...

The Important Broadcast Module 188: Any Reasonable Time from 2021-08-22T15:30

The Important Broadcast Squad report to you this week, having received 100% of their jabs. Be like The I.B.S!! Steve was all of a muddle (but how's that any different to the rest of the time) and T...

The Important Broadcast Module 187: Alfred Hitchcock Was Terrified of Eggs from 2021-08-15T15:30

The title of this particular episode tells you that you're going to learn a fair bit. That's good isn't it? Catch up with all the wedding nightmares, Steve's (sort of) departure and a new sport, in...

The Important Broadcast Module 186:"I Renounce...." from 2021-08-08T15:00

It's The Great Leader's wishes that not only do you take time to learn the new listening positions, but also that you renounce something meaningful. Just do it. This week, Steve told one of his eve...

The Important Broadcast Module 185: Oysters From A Man's Hand from 2021-08-01T16:00

The I.B.S was back up to full capacity this week, although some mild hangovers did make an appearance as well. Steve was back and full of all the usual wisdom you've come to expect... AND The Great...

The Important Broadcast Module 184: Lauwiliwilinukunuku'oi'oi from 2021-07-25T16:30

It seems, of late, that we spend all of our time playing a game of "where's Steve?" It's time for another round of that this week. Plus, the text topic that brought the country together, a golden t...

The Important Broadcast Module 183: Bumblebee Party from 2021-07-18T14:30

Oh no... Where's Steve now?? Don't worry... He's 'here', but also not here. This week, The Great Leader teaches us all what Californiacation means, how to get an extra breakfast and why his wife ha...

The Important Broadcast Module 182: Check-In Nugget from 2021-07-11T15:30

It's where you weekend starts and it offers plenty to discuss this week. Where did Danny & Steve go on Saturday and what is there for Important Broadcast fans to celebrate? Find out what's on TV to...

The Important Broadcast Module 181: Where The Head Isn't The Neck from 2021-07-04T15:30

If you're fond of episodes of this podcast where Steve is asked a question he can't answer, you're in for plenty of treats. Find out what's lurking at the bottom of someone's bed in "Explain That",...

The Important Broadcast Module 180: Blame It On A Weever Fish from 2021-06-27T21:00

It's ROAST time!! You submitted your roasts for Steve and today he was on the receiving end of them! Do you think that was all though? Of course it wasn't! There was a packed lunch, a (hypothetical...

The Important Broadcast Module 179: I'm Not Going Up Mount Everest from 2021-06-20T14:30

The most important thing for you to do, is get your "comedy roasts" in for Steve. If you'd like to roast Steve in next weeks show - you can! Email your roasts to Danny@radiox.co.uk. Don't worry; on...

The Important Broadcast Module 178: The Algarve of England from 2021-06-13T14:30

With Steve having planned a holiday to the Algarve, where on earth did he end up instead? Simply press play and find out! If you want more than that, and you might, get ready for a considerable pee...

The Important Broadcast Module 177: I'm Going To Inject You With This Mould Juice from 2021-06-06T15:30

There are jabs aplenty this week as The I.B.S found themselves 50% vaccinated! There's also an incredible revelation about the facilities at Steve's (free) accommodation and a gathering of youths a...

The Important Broadcast Module 176: A Game Of Two Halves from 2021-05-30T15:30

Get into the music to you. Your Great Leader has graced you with another podcast. With Joe away finding himself on a canal boat in Birmingham, Producer Will steps in this week for another game of T...

The Important Broadcast Module 175: Is That Me? from 2021-05-23T14:30

Don't let one second of this weeks broadcast pass you by: Your Great Leader forbids it. Many things will be considered, including Humpty Dumpty, pockets, doppelgängers and the scarred industrial fa...

The Important Broadcast Module 174: Covet Thine Stubs from 2021-05-16T14:30

A week rarely goes by in your Great Leader's life where something extraordinary hasn't taken place. This week is no different. Find out why Joe Biden has been in touch, what's going to be delivered...

The Important Broadcast Module 173: Where Did You Park? from 2021-05-09T14:00

For what seems like an age (and for absolutely no reason whatsoever), The Great Leader has neglected to tell you 'where he parked'. Luckily, that all changed today. There's a great deal besides too...

The Important Broadcast Module 172: Daz'n'Dan from 2021-05-02T14:00

Fans of justice, stand by for an update on The Great Leader's role as a local security enforcement officer. There's plenty of parking chat this week, which you'll know doubt be thrilled by as well....

The Important Broadcast Module 171: Where Are The Teddy Boys? from 2021-04-25T14:30

Look out for them, because if Teddy Boys are on the decline, we ALL need to do something about it. That's in no way what todays module is about, but it makes for an amusing title. This week, wrap y...

The Important Broadcast Module 170: Big Mama Dough Balls from 2021-04-18T14:00

So much to learn and all the time in the world! Whatever you had on, cancel it. This week The Broadcast does so much for you. Croissants, lizards (same item), silhouettes, haircuts and so much more...

The Important Broadcast Module 169: Yoko Oh No from 2021-04-11T15:05

Are you standing by with your listener pads? This week The Great Leader has vital information on how a new kitchen implement can drastically improve the quality of the simplest of foodstuffs - rice...

The Important Broadcast Module 168: Tough Guys from 2021-04-04T14:30

You've probably always thought of The Great Leader as a tough guy, but this week he has proof. There's so much more than that though, because Steve promises a story about a cereal bar, so make sure...

The Important Broadcast Module 167: McCulkin from 2021-03-29T10:30

You know the lad in Home Alone, right? In that case, you probably know that the title of todays podcast is NOT his name, but whatever. This week, The Great Leader brings you more Know-Biz gossip ab...

The Important Broadcast Module 166:"Time Is A Fun Well" from 2021-03-21T16:30

Is everyone familiar with the saying "time is a fun well"? If you aren't, it won't be long until that changes. This week, The Great Leader makes wide-ranging pronouncements and urges you to share y...

The Important Broadcast Module 165: Your Mother Is Not Normal from 2021-03-14T16:00

It's nice to build new traditions, so hopefully the annual "Top 10 Mums" countdown has become one of yours. It's a bit of fun. There's plenty more besides though, with textbook time slips, a whole ...

The Important Broadcast Module 164: Bravery from 2021-03-07T15:00

Bravery comes in many forms. In the last year or so, we've seen immense bravery from all corners of Great Britain and the rest of the world too, but today, bravery played a huge role in the actions...

The Important Broadcast Module 163: Rollercoasters Are Very Pure from 2021-02-28T15:00

The offering this week approaches 80 minutes and gives you plenty of time to take it all in, especially once you factor in the second and third listens (at half speed where necessary). Apparently S...

The Important Broadcast Module 162: Don't Let Wet Boots Slow You Down from 2021-02-21T16:30

The Important Broadcast is unashamedly and categorically proud of its mission to educate. This week's module goes out of its way to do this and more, with all the usual facts; but lessons too. Have...

The Important Broadcast Module 161: All You Need Is Love from 2021-02-14T16:30

Following some very sad news for our Great Leader, the I.B.S returned to the airwaves, in an effort to do business as usual and to pay tribute to a fantastic man. As it fell to Steve to do the he...

The Important Broadcast Module 155: Dinosaurs Are Back! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You might be a bit tired of people saying "blimey what a year" and "I won't be sorry to see the back of it" but here's a whole podcast with that sentiment. Keen to bid farewell to 2020, The I.B.S t...

The Important Broadcast Module 154: The Story of The Little Red Sweater from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Whatever happens, The Important Broadcast is with you and will continue to be! In the light of the tough Christmas news, The Great Leader made merry with Steve and Producer Vin so that you might fe...

The Important Broadcast Module 153: It's Just A Corporate Logo from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You know the man on the Pringles tins, right??? Get ready to have that mystery solved by Steve. There's the annual "ready for Christmas?" small talk (slowly becoming a December tradition) and the C...

The Important Broadcast Module 152: Steak & Owl Pie from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

With the season of yule upon us all, the Important Broadcast Squad rocked up for the weekly knock about. Find out about The Great Leader's new job, Steve's unusual dietary habits and a Crime & Puni...

The Important Broadcast Module 151: Mad Sponge from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's important that you're prepared before pressing play today, because there's an awful lot to take in. Are you ready? Good. This week, most of the IBS have been sent gifts, but not everyone is ha...

Introducing That’s a First! Season 2! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hi Important Broadcast listener! Radio X are releasing Season 2 of a podcast we think you’ll enjoy. That’s A First! is hosted by comedians Maisie Adam and Tom Lucy and in each episode they’re join...

The Important Broadcast Module 150: Snakes Have One Bone from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

150! That's got to be a milestone RIGHT?! Well... Not especially, no, because when you consider additional episodes i.e. Compulsory Podcasts, Bonus Modules etc. the team exceeded 150 a while ago, b...

The Important Broadcast Module 149: Leaving It Late... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Everyone remembered everything for this week? Sure? You've definitely remembered all the things you needed to remember about this particular week? Cool. This time the squad talk about a big bird vo...

The Important Broadcast Module 148: Square Box / Circle Box from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

For all the time we've all spent wondering why pizza boxes are the shape that they are, you'd have thought someone would have explained it by now, wouldn't you? Luckily, Steve Ferdinando is on hand...

The Important Broadcast Module 147: What's A Twin? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

No matter what goes on elsewhere, The IBS will deliver. This week, a man taking pictures of paving slabs causes confusion, Steve gives you a run down of what's what when it comes to relations and t...

The Important Broadcast Module 146: Ferdinand or Fernando (with Adam Kay) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Another week to have a friend (digitally) round this week! Author of the fantastic "This Is Going To Hurt", Adam Kay joined the IBS to talk about his new book for kids. You can also expect a vintag...

The Driving Programme from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In this special, feature length episode, the team look back upon a week in the driving seat. The ups and downs, the falling out and the making up as well. Get ready for a no holds barred retrospect...

The Important Broadcast Module 141: The Gamut of Manhood from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

There's an awful lot going on this week. The chance for deadlock to finally be broken in Dinner Winner, some hastily put together facts, a big old topic for a small-talk texter, a complete deconstr...

The Important Broadcast Module 139: Dingwallace from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What on earth is a Dingwallace? You'll no doubt learn this and more in the latest Important Broadcast Podcast. Steve returned from his wet and windy camping trip this weekend, we hear some more of ...

The Important Broadcast Module 136: The Cattle of The Past from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Did you come here for some light-hearted comedy relief? Well, be prepared for something a bit heavier. The Great Leader even began the broadcast with a disclaimer that it was "not going to be an ea...

The Important Broadcast Module 135: Put Your Nana Where Your Mouth Is from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The team work an absolute scorcher this week, and the podcast isn't bad either.........! On this weeks Broadcast of immeasurable Importance, The Great Leader urges those against masks to do as th...

The Important Broadcast Module 134: Mum Terrors from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's one heck of an episode this week. You've signed up for a very controlled Dinner Winner, the usual amount of research that Steve does for Tell Me Something I Don't Know, some more of your crime...

The Important Broadcast Module 133: Rural Snakes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week on The Important Broadcast, The Great Leader is reunited with his precious Steve but the "manager of expectations" is absent. Get ready for some more Crime & Punishment (it's death isn't ...

The Important Broadcast Module 132: Low Key Disasters (with Jimmy Doherty) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Great Leader was proud to restore normal service this week, after last week's show was unexpectedly derailed. What wasn't normal however was the absence of Steve Ferdinando, who saw fit to stay...

The Important Broadcast Module 131: Superiority Complex from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Important Broadcast was cut a little short this week, as The Great Leader attended to a small emergency - but worry not, for all is well! Bask instead in this short but oh, so sweet podcast. Fi...

The Important Broadcast Module 130: The Ferdy Plate (with Martin and Gary Kemp & Rhys Thomas) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The IBS were pleased to welcome a trio of guests this week, as The Great Leader's dear friend Rhys Thomas popped up with Spandau Ballet chaps Martin & Gary Kemp to talk about their new TV show! The...

The Important Broadcast Module 129: Putting The Nation On A Diet from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Have you ever heard such a thing? The PM says the Nation needs to go on a diet? It sounds like the kind of thing the TRUE Great Leader might say..... This week, we hear once again from dear friend ...

The Important Broadcast Module 128: My Dad's Bigger Than Your Dad from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Important Broadcast marks another Fathers Day with a silly little game and this year, it's "My Dad's Bigger Than Your Dad". There's also ANOTHER coincidence in Tell Me Something I Don't Know an...

The Important Broadcast Module 127: And Other Famous Vegetables from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Important Broadcast strives every week, to answer questions. Maybe they're not always important questions, but the answers are often provided anyway. This week; "Why's Paul Hollywood back in th...

The Important Broadcast Module 126: Chickpeas (with Ross Noble) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Who remembers back to Module 1 of The Important Broadcast in January 2018? Guest number 1, Ross Noble returns this week from his bunker in Australia! The Great Leader also has a surprise in store f...

The Important Broadcast Module 125: Erotically Laced With Horseradish from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Great Leader was buoyed by the return of poorly Steve this week. Get ready for outrageous claims about what they call crumpets in Billericay, amazing facts about butterflies and a fantastic ema...

The Important Broadcast Module 124: The Blind Foodie! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week The IBS (minus poorly Steve) had the pleasure of chatting to Senior Listener, Jurgen - The Blind Foodie! In Steve's absence, Jurgen was also kind enough to judge this week's Dinner Winner...

The Important Broadcast Module 123: Only Child Shout Outs from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Welcome to Module (it's as easy as) 1-2-3. This week, The Great Leader extended a greeting to the only-children of the nation and of course, it was once again time for the re-telling of THAT Eurovi...

The Important Broadcast Module 138: Criminal Burrito from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What a strange time eh? An odd gathering in Trafalgar Square, the absence of Steve and a radio programme that goes into detail about the host's dinners over the course of the week. You wouldn't hav...

The Important Broadcast Module 122: #BinsOutTinsOut from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Important Broadcast Squad invite you to directly into the zeitgeist with the new lockdown hashtag #BinsOutTinsOut. It's nice to feel a part of something after all. This week, Steve brought news...

The Important Broadcast Module 121: Pea & Ham Soup (with Bilal Zafar) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's been nice chatting to old friends lately - so this week the IBS welcomed another! Comedian, actor, instructor and football manager Bilal Zafar was on the line to talk about impersonating right...

The Important Broadcast Module 120: Eel Backbone (with Ricky Gervais) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

As The Great Leader once again beamed his words from an isolation basement in Suffolk, they were heard clearly and they were heard well. Many things were learned about Japan this week, thanks to Pa...

The Important Broadcast Module 119: Everything Still Exists from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's another elongated episode this week - because the IBS figures that you've probably got time for that. In this module, learn of the retirement party in a jet fighter, find out if Steve's been w...

The Important Broadcast Module 118: Where Are The Thunderstorms? (with John Niven) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's a bumper pack, fun-sized, party-mode episode this week. No particular reason... Perhaps The Great Leader just had a lot to say. The IBS also check in with author John Niven to talk about his n...

The Important Broadcast Module 117: Horrible Orange Juice from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

With the IBS fully adjusted to The Great Leader's physical absence - let us all thank goodness for his continued audio presence. This week, a fire in a bin caused upset in a community WhatsApp grou...

The Important Broadcast Module 116: Ferdi Oats from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Important Broadcast has taken necessary measures to ensure that your listening experience is not hampered by world events. The Great Leader is broadcasting whilst safely enclosed in the comfort...

The Important Broadcast Module 115: The Home of Judging Mums from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Important Broadcast offers you a bit of silly fun at this uncertain and unusual time. Hit play, make a cup of tea and have a little sit whilst the IBS say daft things about each other. This wee...

The Important Broadcast Module 114: £95? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The second helping of the weekend! Find out what happened when Danny took Steve to a hotel, catch up with "What've You Done This Time" and after all that, let's talk about burger names, ok? Pleas...

Compulsory Podcast: How Are You? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It was a double dose of Danny this weekend. On this episode, expect a return of beloved features, Know-Biz and Angry Nerds! There's also a bit of small talk, Steve finds himself and a lot of blokes...

The Important Broadcast Module 113: How Do I Find Paddington? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, The Great Leader met (a statue of) a heroic figure of British cinema, Steve outlined his dream job and actor Anthony Head said "yes, and". There's also a fact about Kit-Kats. Please se...

The Important Broadcast Module 112: Paul Hollywood, 53 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, The IBS celebrate the 54th birthday of the one man who has contributed so much to the show, presumably without knowing: Paul John Hollywood. Aside from this gigantic occasion - there was...

The Important Broadcast Module 111: The Adult Shop On The A12 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

When you think about it, how many times has "the adult shop on the A12" been mentioned on this podcast? A LOT. Today is no different - it's mentioned even more. There's also a brilliant Wengler-Rul...

The Important Broadcast Module 110: What Are You Saying About My Personality? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

There's no point in glossing over it. It's a tense one this week and The Great Leader punishes the team for their poor choice of words. There's also a fact about elephant appendages and perhaps the...

The Important Broadcast Module 109: Very Good For Slightly Boring Radio from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

On a very blustery Sunday, The Great Leader still managed to navigate his way to the studio and bring you a darn good show. Steve's transformation into fabulous middle aged femininity continues and...

The Important Broadcast Module 108: Can You Cross Your Legs? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, your Great Leader remarks upon the anatomy of the program's producer. Then Steve joins in. After that it all gets a little graphic. Aside from this you can look forward to yet another Di...

The Important Broadcast Module 107: Ready For The Morrow from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Great Leader hauled himself from his sick bed this week, with commitment akin to a brave soldier of broadcasting. This module offers an update on Steve's lumpy hand and a belated thank you foll...

The Important Broadcast Module 106: Getting In Dogs' Business from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Steve brought his A-Game this week. So much so that at one point he declared himself the star of the show. Bit much. Get ready for dog dates, loyalty point theft, a flat tyre and a dose of thankl...

The Important Broadcast Module 105: Whoopsie Pizza from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Great Leader was in generous spirits this week and as such saw fit to give you, the listener, a whole lot to think about. Get ready for a brand new item as the team ask "didja see this?" There'...

The Important Broadcast Module 104: "No... Cream For My Coffee" from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's the first official show of 2020 and you're getting an awful lot of bang for your buck. Beauty tips, yoghurt stories, the inside workings of an Argos and a smattering of investigative ghost jou...

Compulsory Podcast: Ghost Trumpets from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What about this then? The second two-show weekend in two weeks? The Leader has been kind to you. This week, find out why the Mayor is never pleased to see Danny and what Steve predicts for 2020! ...

The Important Broadcast Module 103: The "Rolling" 20's from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Time for the last module of 2019! It was the second of two shows this week and The Great Leader was generous enough to reveal his seasonal week in Dinner Winner. Plus, a long overdue return for #Ce...

Compulsory Podcast: Who Ruined Christmas? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We all got through it, didn't we? All that build up and there it was done. The Important Broadcast stops for no one, however, and the squad were back and ready for a two-show weekend. And what be...

The Important Broadcast Module 102: Brought To You By Colchester Trophies from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

A Christmas special in every sense of those words. It's Christmas after all so why wouldn't it be special?! This week, the IBS exchanged gifts, learned and laughed. There's some meat, some chewing ...

The Important Broadcast Module 101: Fill Phil In! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

As the season of yule breaks into a playful canter, The IBS invite you to call your mate Phil and tell him / her about the show. He-Phil / She-Phil won’t mind! You know what Phil’s like! You can al...

The Important Broadcast Module 140: Isn't The Sun Mad? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You can always rely on Steve Ferdinando to make you think. This week, it's no different, because just wait until you hear what he has to say about the SUN! Aside from this, The Great Leader was in ...

The Important Broadcast Module 100: These Nuggets Are My Baubles from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, Danny shares a late night milkshake with a bear; discovers Paul Hollywood's online alter-ego and is wowed by a moon called Fluffy. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co....

The Important Broadcast Module 99: Did You Bump Lumps? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

99 spectacular broadcasts and stronger than ever eh? The IBS celebrates with you, its favourite listener and raises a glass to the next 99. This week, the winner of Dad Joke of The Year Award 2019 ...

The Important Broadcast Module 98: Five Little Pockets of Badness from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Following the enormous and unmissable celebrations of The Great Leaders birthday last week, The Important Broadcast Squad returned with tales of pizza (lots and lots of pizza), football matches and...

The Important Broadcast Module 97: A Trapped Robbie From Another Dimension from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You know those Important Broadcast Modules that go a bit weird. This one went a bit weird. The Great Leader tells you of turkeys, trains and other worlds. Be grateful to him and learn. Just be sure...

The Important Broadcast Module 96: The Harlequin Wins Again, Rozzers from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Not long until the milestone 100th Module eh? Just you wait. This week, the topics included kebabs, police officers' helmets and an apology, amongst other things. Steve got raucous (not at all rauc...

The Important Broadcast Module 95: I Tend To Go For A Baggier Mitten from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Two podcasts to get through in one week eh? How will you possibly manage. In Module 95, you can look forward to a story about a horse, a fact about time and a question about a burger. There's also ...

Compulsory Podcast: Leopards Must Never Ogle from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

SURPRISE! It's another double-podcast weekend and aren't you pleased? Today The Great Leader launched a brand new initiative (award) which he thinks you'll like. There's a Know-Biz special (no priz...

The Important Broadcast Module 94: You're Hell-Bound Either Way from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It was a week for absolution this week. The Great Leader and Steve admitted their sins for all to hear in a slight departure from the traditional programming... "Sinner Winner" sounds a lot like "D...

The Important Broadcast Module 93: Can You See The Ghost Baby? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Leader was disturbed by his own actions this week as he acted impulsively and doesn't know how to sort it all out. You'll learn about 'stone tape theory' and end up even more confused than you ...

The Important Broadcast Module 92: "Sorry Ethan" from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Today's podcast title is dedicated to the young man whom The Great Leader inadvertently told he was bound for hell. You're not Ethan! The condemnation of minors aside, todays Important Broadcast w...

The Important Broadcast Module 91: No One's Scattering Buses from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, The Important Broadcast was looser, more relaxed, but just as much fun. Please note that it was NOT zany or wacky and there were definitely no 'skits'. Find out about the time Steve was ...

The Important Broadcast Module 90: Are You A Fox? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Peepo guys! This week, The Important Broadcast is so broad and informative that you may not be able to handle it. Do you know what suet is? Do you want to hear how Steve's performance as "Best Man"...

The Important Broadcast Module 89: New Listening Positions from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Leave your shoes at the door of the podcast and relax. There... Isn't that better? This week, The Great Leader challenged a crow expert and Steve trusted you, dear listener, with an excerpt from hi...

The Important Broadcast Module 88: I Wasn’t Spooning Beans Out of A Child’s Boot from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Important Broadcast sees itself as an institution, and you should too. This week, the squad dedicated themselves to shout-outs. Why not? There's a story about the beach, The Leader puts you in ...

The Important Broadcast Module 87: Chancers, Grifters and Charlatans from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hello and Get Into The Music to you! This week saw the return of Producer's Travis and Alternative Joe to the Important Broadcast Squad in the absence of 'The Icon' Joe Attewell. In this week's Imp...

The Important Broadcast Module 86: I Knew They Reproduced Quickly But I Couldn't Put A Figure On It from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Important Broadcast asks the question - have you ever seen Freddie Mercury's face in a piece of pork? Well go on... Have you? This week, expect shocking bean news, another update on Paul Hollyw...

The Important Broadcast Module 85: Bacon's Little Brother, Ham's Wisened Sister from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, The Important Broadcast puts you first. Sure, it doesn't want your opinion, but it will tell you what your opinion is! Expect to find out exactly what YOU like on your pizza. There's als...

The Important Broadcast Module 84: I Didn't Realise You Were A Double Socker from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What about that then? Two Important Broadcasts in one weekend! Neither more important than the other but both of great importance. The Great Leader spake of a woman with an octopus for a face, the ...

Compulsory Podcast: Bonus EarMiles from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Whilst The Great Leader wishes for you to understand that this extra podcast is a gift, he also wants it understood that it is COMPULSORY LISTENING. It's no good having a whinge when you fall behin...

The Important Broadcast Module 83: A Plethora of Fungi from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

If you're about to the listen to this podcast and you aren't prepared to learn.... What on Earth are you thinking about? This particular instalment will explain what to look out for in a (very) dam...

The Important Broadcast Module 82: What About Decimalisation, You Spanner? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Thanks to Carol in Chessington for this week's title! It was a textbook broadcast today: The Great Leader, joyous as ever to bring you more news of peafowl. You can also expect some 'mind-blowing' ...

The Important Broadcast Module 81: I'd Kiss Him On The Stomach from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hello and Get Into The Music to you! This week, in the absence of Iconic Producer Joe Attewell, Producer's Travis and Alternative Joe joined the Important Broadcast Squad. You can expect to find ou...

The Important Broadcast Module 80: I Always Get Street Food Mixed Up With Road Kill from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Great Leader was buoyant this week upon Steve's return. You may recall that Steve celebrated a stag do in Dorking last weekend: Just WAIT until you hear how well the sports day went! On this ep...

The Important Broadcast Module 79: A Weekend In Dorking from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You've got the whole world to choose from... Where are you going to book a stag do? Dorking, of course. Steve was absent this week as he took in the sights and smells of Dorking. Meanwhile, The Gre...

The Important Broadcast Module 78: The Tasty Nasty Pasty Pasty from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

For the sake of clarity - the first "pasty" in the title is pronounced PAYSTEE and the second is pronounced PASTEE. Glad we cleared that up. Welcome to Module 78 of The Important Broadcast. Topics ...

The Important Broadcast Module 77: Are You Polyester? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What sort of person uses a spoon for Marmite? This week's podcast will answer that question, and so many more. The Great Leader spake of many things this week: Not least a driving test centre, para...

The Important Broadcast Module 76: A See Through Bag With An Atrocity In It from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

If you hadn't heard of a pig pluck before, then now is the time to start listening. The Great Leader tackled the issue of 'compliance' this week and did so with great aplomb. You can also expect a ...

The Important Broadcast Module 75: I Can't Believe No One Else In Here Cares from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You could never conclude that The Important Broadcast is one to pass you by without controversy. The Great Leader loves it: Every Sunday he arises from his slumber and bathes in a vat of liquid con...

The Important Broadcast Module 74: I’d Like To Announce My Candidacy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

By all means announce your candidacy for a political party. Everyone else is doing it. But don’t, for goodness sake, try to usurp The Great Leader. He hates it when people do that. This week’s epis...

The Important Broadcast Module 73: It's In The Basement of A Hostel from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Greetings Dan Fans. This week The Important Broadcast Podcast had an air of silliness. A giddiness if you will. It'll make you feel as though you just stepped off the tea-cups and ate several donut...

The Important Broadcast Module 72: In The Presence of A Journalist from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Steve Ferdinando: Always hiding his light under a bushell. Once you know what his job really is, you'll never think of him in the same way again. This week, you can expect ducks, a LOT of salmon a...

The Important Broadcast Module 144: Norbert & Beep Beep from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In Steve's absence this week, a special judge was required for Dinner Winner, but who could it be....? There's also a pair of geese in nappies, your crimes, the Leader's punishments and even some "...

The Important Broadcast Module 143: Clara Vord from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The traditional Sunday programme brought a whole week of intense broadcasting to a close. Did the IBS show any signs of fatigue though? NOT A BIT OF IT. Find out about a part of Steve's life that N...

The Important Broadcast Module 142: Wake Up Sheeple from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Someone's got to say it haven't they? Luckily The Important Broadcast isn't scared to just SAY IT. This week, Steve has a go at some stand up he wrote a long time ago, The Great Leader asks you to ...

The Important Broadcast Module 145: Aztec Testicles (with Susie Dent) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's a zinger this week. The IBS welcome the excellent Susie Dent, there's a glittering Dinner Winner, two blokes in Italy have Scouse accents and there's an interesting think piece entitled "What'...

The Important Broadcast Module 159: Just A Hot Bucket from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Can you believe it?! The I.B.S finally have some anecdotes to share with you! After weeks of featureless lockdown, the stories came all at once today. Prepare for texts about fence boundaries, snak...

The Important Broadcast Module 158: Uncle JoJo from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In any given module, you're always going to find a fair helping of the paranormal, but this week supercharges that offering. Get ready to meet Uncle JoJo! There's plenty else mind you; The Great Le...

The Important Broadcast Module 157: Pop A Sausage On A Fish from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's soundbites like that, which by now, you'll realise you only hear on The Important Broadcast: "Pop a sausage on a fish." But who says it? How does it come up and why?? There's only one way to f...

The Important Broadcast Module 156: Pro-Dadding from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's 2021 and The I.B.S are back to attack it with zeal. There's talk of rescue bikes, tandems bikes, power-bellies and RC planes. Did Steve have a hangover on New Years Day? YES. Welcome back ever...

The Important Broadcast Module 160: Reclining Beaver from 2021-01-31T17:00

The Squad put in a cracking shift today, producing well over an hour of delightful content for you to carry into your week. Take on some small talk, learn about why people used to wear hooves on th...

The Important Broadcast Module 72: In The Presence of A Journalist from 2019-05-26T14:00

Steve Ferdinando: Always hiding his light under a bushell. Once you know what his job really is, you'll never think of him in the same way again. This week, you can expect ducks, a LOT of salmon a...

The Important Broadcast Module 72: In The Presence of A Journalist from 2019-05-26T14:00

Steve Ferdinando: Always hiding his light under a bushell. Once you know what his job really is, you'll never think of him in the same way again. This week, you can expect ducks, a LOT of salmon a...

The Important Broadcast Module 72: In The Presence of A Journalist from 2019-05-26T14:00

Steve Ferdinando: Always hiding his light under a bushell. Once you know what his job really is, you'll never think of him in the same way again. This week, you can expect ducks, a LOT of salmon a...

The Important Broadcast Module 71: What's Down There? from 2019-05-20T17:00

Name another broadcast that'll bring you up to speed on turkeys, mayonnaise & rice dishes... YOU CAN'T. This week, the Great Leader talks photography, potentially offends the Cockney community and ...

The Important Broadcast Module 70: I Could Smell His Wings from 2019-05-12T16:00

You may think to yourself, "Dinner Winner isn't everyone's cup of tea" - but that is irrelevant. How would you know what The Great Leader and The Nitwit had for dinner otherwise? Exactly. This week...

The Important Broadcast Module 69: What Do You Reckon Richard Madeley's Doing? from 2019-05-05T15:00

A broadcast should not be easy. A broadcast should not be fun. This broadcast seeks only to educate and spark debate. Should the Pope be getting involved? Should you listen to music when you run? S...

The Important Broadcast Module 68: Shed Head (with Cookie Monster&Gonger) from 2019-04-28T14:00

"It’s here, it’s been filmed in real life and it’s in Bristol because this is what happens in Bristol now". Excellent words from Tristan Cork there. This week, The Important Broadcast challenges ...

The Important Broadcast Module 67: They Only Need To Survive The Reception from 2019-04-21T14:00

How on earth do you pronounce Donald Duck's middle name? Just ask Steve Ferdinando. This week, the sqaud marked Easter Sunday with a typically professional broadcast: Goldfish at a wedding, a peaco...

The Important Broadcast Module 66: A Slice of Ham As Thick As Your Arm from 2019-04-14T14:30

Returning triumphantly from Austria, The Important Broadcast Sqaud hit the airwaves upbeat, ready and armed with a story about neolithic dogs. Have you ever wondered how watery a potato is? Wonder ...

The Important Broadcast Module 65: I've Eaten A Burger From Space from 2019-04-07T14:00

The Great Leader bends the space-time continuum in order to service you, the listener, with your broadcast. Despite being in transit to Austria, the IBS stepped up and delivered nonetheless. Expect...

The Important Broadcast Module 64: Jet Lag Exists from 2019-03-31T15:00

The Great Leader was rejoined by the nitwit this week. Fresh (but not too fresh, because jet-lag exists) off the plane from Columbia, Steve returned with offerings of high-culture and nonsese; but ...

The Important Broadcast Module 63: I Stand Corrected from 2019-03-24T15:30

Even The Great Leader is wrong sometimes. It happens. With one more week before Steve returns, the listeners were once again employed to fill the void. Alex from Woodbridge played a valiant round o...

The Important Broadcast Module 62: Steve Has Knees from 2019-03-17T15:00

What do you do when your co-host goes on an unexpected holiday? You invite that guy who you know from Rent-a-Friend.com of course! This week, The Great Leader extended a warm welcome back to Jules ...

The Important Broadcast Module 61: What's Your Favourite Swimming Stroke? from 2019-03-10T15:00

This week, The Important Broadcast flung it's doors open to a new friend! After speaking to him last week, Steve's latest chum came for a little visit to further discuss their blossoming relationsh...

The Important Broadcast Module 60: I Could Off An Immortal Jellyfish from 2019-03-03T15:30

Immortal or invulnerable? We'll be the judge of that. This week, Steve was (somewhat forcefully) introduced to a new friend. The Great Leader also offers you tales of massage, salsa and welding. In...

The Important Broadcast Module 59: Coconuts Don't Have Teats from 2019-02-24T15:00

There you have it: 59 modules of The Important Broadcast Podcast before we finally mentioned "teats". This week, The Great Leader sent Steve to The Brit Awards to get some gossip. Did Steve succeed...

The Important Broadcast Module 58: The Oven of My Thoughts from 2019-02-17T15:00

The Important Broadcast Podcast gives you more. More laughs, more facts and more evidence that there's very little point in listening to, frankly, anything else. This week, The Great Leader is deal...

The Important Broadcast Module 57: How Old Are We? from 2019-02-10T15:00

Oh! What a lovely broadcast. This week The Great Leader smiled upon a senior listener with a generous gift and the world smiled with him. Steve didn't hold back when it came to his review of black ...

The Important Broadcast Module 56: I've Got My Opinions from 2019-02-03T15:00

Whilst Steve has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs. This week, The Great Leader gives his blessing for the return of Steve's film reviews. Strap in, it gets opinionated. Also, you know how ...

The Important Broadcast Module 55: How Have You Bean? from 2019-01-27T16:00

The Great Leader had cause to celebrate this week. 10 years to the day since the grand opening of The Baked Museum of Excellence? See you at the party! Further to this, Steve was praised for his at...

The Important Broadcast Module 54: Blame It On The Blood Moon from 2019-01-20T16:00

Time's a funny thing isn't it? Does it matter? You bet you're listening partner's backside it does! The Great Leader was disturbed this week by the presence of an astronomical anomaly. Steve made a...

The Important Broadcast Module 53: It's Just A Misdemeanour! from 2019-01-13T15:00

The teachings were food heavy this week. Can you tell the future with asparagus? Can you open a restaurant in your house? Which dinner is better, meatballs or toast? The Great Leader will answer yo...

The Important Broadcast Module 52: Do It At The Super Bowl from 2019-01-06T15:30

It's approaching a year to the day since The Great Leader brought The Important Broadcast back onto the airwaves. Today, it continued in typically magnificent form with new features, new sayings an...

Reward Podcast: Your New Year's honour from 2019-01-01T14:00

The Great Leader is pleased to bestow upon you this; a reward for all of your devotion until this point. A New Year's Day spectacular full of prediction, anticipation, forecast and expectation. Wha...

The Important Broadcast Module 51: The Best of The Bits You Didn't Hear from 2018-12-30T15:00

Greetings! Welcome to this special edition of The Important Broadcast Podcast. As the year draws to a close, please enjoy "The Best of The Bits You Didn't Hear". Ok, sure; if you're a regular liste...

The Important Broadcast Module 50: The Christmas Lectures from 2018-12-23T18:00

Greetings from the warm bosom of The Important Broadcast. May your days be merry or bright. At this time of year, we join together and make hard to substantiate claims about ridiculous abilities th...

The Important Broadcast Module 49: Festivus from 2018-12-16T16:00

Is it ever too early to start getting into the yuletide spirit? The Great Leader thinks that yes, it can be too early. Not to worry; this week's show was a fairly Christmas-heavy zone nonetheless. ...

The Important Broadcast Module 48: Hacking from 2018-12-09T15:00

The Great Leader invites listeners (senior and junior alike) onto The Broadcast with caution. He does so to appear approachable, warm and affable. This week, it was decreed that Senior Listener Ben...

The Important Broadcast Module 47: Subterfuge from 2018-12-02T17:00

Greetings and Get Into the Music to you.  With a new producer at the helm while the esteemed Joe Attewell is on his island retreat, we find out how the Great Leader and his Underling Steve, cope w...

The Important Broadcast Module 46: Tensions from 2018-11-25T16:30

The Great Leader goes to great lengths to ensure that a toxic work environment is avoided at all costs. Steve ignores these efforts and makes it difficult for everyone. This week, you can expect so...

The Important Broadcast Module 45: Betrayal from 2018-11-18T15:00

The Great Leader is a skilled user of words; he knows LOADS of them. Steve has a fairly good grasp on words, but isn’t against making them up from time to time. People are different, and that’s ok....

The Important Broadcast Module 44: Chromatics from 2018-11-11T15:00

How do you relax and unwind? What’s your favourite colour? What on earth is that jewellery modelled on!? Take The Important Broadcast into your life and let it settle in. The Great Leader offers yo...

The Important Broadcast Module 43: Dentology from 2018-11-04T15:00

Following an extraction, where should a dentist deposit the tooth? It’s one of life’s many questions that are tackled with ease on The Important Broadcast. The Great Leader brings you tales of teet...

The Important Broadcast Module 42: Literature from 2018-10-28T16:00

Ok, sure.... The Great Leader has written some books. But what about Steve Ferdinando's literary achievements? Does The Important Broadcast spend enough time celebrating those? Perhaps not. This we...

The Important Broadcast Module 41: Broadcasting from 2018-10-21T14:00

Do you want to know what it is to be a broadcaster? How important are one’s ears as a broadcaster? This week, The Great Leader tackles horse blinders, close friends and whether or not the listener’...

The Important Broadcast Module 40: S, Tea, You from 2018-10-14T14:00

Standby. Sit down. Stray not from the Important Broadcast. Surrender yourself to The Great Leader and slide into something saucy. Still on the air after 40 shows and slaying it. Expect small talk, ...

The Important Broadcast Module 39: Inflation from 2018-10-07T14:00

Get ready to hear an awful lot about a balloon that was discovered in the office. Prepare yourself for chat about 90’s screensavers, films from 1994 and where Tupac could be found alive. There's al...

The Important Broadcast Module 38: Demand from 2018-09-30T14:00

Another week: Another wedding for Steve to attend. It was a musical show this week, with mentions of Dame Shirley Bassey, Oasis, Snow Patrol and quite a lot about Londonbeat. There was also a poem,...

The Important Broadcast Module 37: Pedestrian Humour from 2018-09-23T14:30

Let’s not mess about. You want to know what’s in the Important Broadcast Podcast, right? There’s a raccoon, a wedding, some street gags, a trailer, a meatball story and a fact about sperm. Alright?...

The Important Broadcast Module 36: War from 2018-09-16T14:00

What a disappointment it is when those around you, for seemingly no reason, decide to shock, insult and upset you. The Great Leader felt betrayed and humiliated this week, but he soon gained back a...

The Important Broadcast Module 35: Oscitation from 2018-09-09T17:30

In this week's podcast, The Great Leader promises you more bonus bits than you can shake a stick at. Now put that stick down. There's a brand new feature feauturing the wit and wisdom of Steve Ferd...

The Important Broadcast Module 34: Shock Value! from 2018-09-02T14:00

It was a pleasure to have Steve back in the studio this week. The Great Leader welcomed him back with warm words and a gift. A new feature was trialled, a bison was startled and “The Leicester Squa...

The Important Broadcast Module 33: Geography from 2018-08-26T17:30

It was a multi-faceted broadcast this week. The Great Leader: Dry, warm, dignified and resplendent. Steve Ferdinando: Wet, cold, bedraggled and elsewhere. As Steve reported live from Victorious Fes...

The Important Broadcast Module 32: Deceit from 2018-08-19T14:00

Join the Great Leader and Steve Ferdinando as they bring you facts, larks and lies. This week Steve was late, but don't worry - The Leader didn't let this pass without mention. There's also a squir...

The Important Broadcast Module 31: Slander from 2018-08-12T14:00

This week, The Great Leader puts the ball in Steve's court. Steve's reaction is to say something slanderous about a friend's Dad on national radio. Good times. There's also a story from an alley w...

The Important Broadcast Module 30: Generality from 2018-08-05T14:00

Generally speaking, The Great Leader hopes that you enjoy this week's 30th edition. There's a triumphant return of The Important Documentaries, a story about a royal ghost, a dramatic five star cha...

The Important Broadcast Module 29: pH Value from 2018-07-29T14:00

The Great Leader offers you a troublesome monkey, bottomless brunch, whale diets and confidence-inducing cat mess. Take these offerings and smear them about your ears. Please send your listener co...

The Important Broadcast Module 28: Crime&Punishment from 2018-07-22T14:00

This week, The Great Leader brings Steve in to his warm bosom and offers some advice on a tricky issue. A fantastic edition of "Tell Me Something I Don't Know" will leave you very much richer in th...

The Important Broadcast Module 27: Aurality from 2018-07-15T14:00

When his subjects make outrageous claims, The Great Leader will break them down and make them look silly. This week, Steve Ferdinando reckons his ears are the best. Silly. There's also a Japanese ...

The Important Broadcast Module 26: MAN ON! from 2018-07-08T14:00

Whether or not "it" comes home, The Important Broadcast will remain constant, unwavering and ever-present. It serves as an excellent source for observations on primate behavious and other knock abo...

The Important Broadcast Module 25: Oleaginous from 2018-07-01T14:00

A quarter century of exquisite Important Broadcasts. Well done everyone. This week brings gay swans, a musical review, a man jogging & a strong message which urges you all to "get into the music". ...

The Important Broadcast Module 24: Iconography from 2018-06-24T14:30

The BIG MATCH! The footie! The beautiful game! Put all of that out of your mind and be sensible, for The Great Leader commands it. This week, there are hotdogs, a swan, errors (oh, so many errors) ...

The Important Broadcast Module 23: Cul-De-Sac from 2018-06-17T14:00

Blessed be The Father upon this, The Father's Day. The Great Leader offers you facts, opinion and an horrific image of sea creatures falling helplessly from the sky. Plus, find out how Steve's trav...

The Important Broadcast Module 22: Boron (with James Ward) from 2018-06-10T14:00

The Great Leader only ever wants to educate. That is, apart from the times when there is 'beef', at which point he becomes the butcher. With Steve absent, (although you wouldn't know it, because he...

The Important Broadcast Module 21: Ophthalmology from 2018-06-03T14:00

The Great Leader, although not angry, was disappointed by the remarks of some listeners following last week's Module. Today's edition should put all of that to bed. There's also some exciting docum...

The Important Broadcast Module 20: Experience from 2018-05-27T14:30

Another week, another Important Broadcast Podcast milestone smashed into miniscule pieces. This week, The Great Leader offered the nation a platform upon which to engage and they delivered in skip ...

The Important Broadcast Module 19: Get Into The Music from 2018-05-20T14:00

Hello valued listener and "Get Into The Music" to you. This week's Important Broadcast gets you up close and personal with hungry dogs, Prince Phillip, riddles & Gods. What more could you want? Pl...

The Important Broadcast Module 18: Familiarity from 2018-05-13T17:00

Happy 18th Important Broadcast Podcast everyone. The Great Leader congratulates you. This week shapes up with Irn-Bru, a horse, Nigel Farage and 'bin day'. Please send your listener comments to Da...

The Important Broadcast Module 17: Ownership from 2018-05-06T15:00

The Important Broadcast is available for your consumption and delectation. The Great Leader brings you tales of monkeys, tips (and tips), and lime zest. It also turns out that Steve is a best man. ...

The Important Broadcast Module 16: Aromachology from 2018-04-30T13:00

The Important Broadcast comes to you this week with a simple message; "There's no point in complaining." Still, look on the bright side - The Glorious Leader brings you stories of old spiders, Jesu...

The Important Broadcast Module 15: Fortune from 2018-04-22T14:00

This week, The Important Broadcast goes down a rabbit hole in search of The Ferdinando Fortune. Will we find it? Who was Nanny Ferdi really? Will Steve share his riches??? The Great Leader is becko...

The Important Broadcast Module 14: Legend from 2018-04-15T14:30

The Important Broadcast returned from it's jolly tour of Europe and The Great Leader was full of it. "It" being more peacock fun, the questionable existence of Belgium and what the Queen's nickname...

The Important Broadcast Module 13: Time from 2018-04-08T14:30

Set your watch for fun and you'll be right on time for The Important Broadcast. This week; consider further reading on peacocks and brace yourself for a risque story from Steve. Please send your l...

The Important Broadcast Module 12: Controversialism from 2018-04-01T14:00

This week The Great Leader got into a bit of a scrape! What on earth is he like? Only minutes before The Important Broadcast took to the airwaves, the studio was hit with some BIG news. The accusat...

The Important Broadcast Module 11: Shame&Worries from 2018-03-25T14:30

Blessings be upon you, listener of The Important Broadcast Podcast. Please find enclosed Module 11. Hear the broadcast, obey the broadcast, love the broadcast. Please send your listener comments t...

The Important Broadcast Module 10: Metaphysics (with Nicholas Barber) from 2018-03-18T15:00

The Great Leader thinks, therefore The Important Broadcast is.... In this, the 10th edition of the Broadcast - opinions are challenged, relationships are tested, curtains are lifted and roles are ...

The Important Broadcast Module 9: Maternalism from 2018-03-11T15:00

The Important Broadcast wouldn't be the beacon of truth and direction that it is were it not for Mothers. In this week's edition, The Great Leader pays deserved homage to all Mothers great and smal...

The Important Broadcast Module 8: Medicine from 2018-03-04T15:30

This weeks Important Broadcast Podcast comes to you laden with exactly 19 minutes and 14 seconds of extra-special bonus content absolutley FREE. Can you believe it? Amongst the delights, please enj...

The Important Broadcast Module 7: Conflict from 2018-02-25T15:30

The Important Broadcast loves you. You should know that. It was a difficult week at Radio X as our social media editor led us into a war that none of us wanted. Topics this week included Coco Pop p...

The Important Broadcast Module 6:"Liambic"Pentameter (with Liam Gallagher) from 2018-02-18T15:30

A huge week on The Important Broadcast. Liam Gallagher joined the Great Leader to talk about conspiracy and the contents of his fridge. You'll also find a fish-monster, a breakdown of the very late...

The Important Broadcast Module 5: Impressionism from 2018-02-11T15:00

The Important Broadcast Podcast enters it's fifth week with an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. Aside from that - there are burgers, some impressions, a couple of new directives for junior and senor listene...

The Important Broadcast Module 4: Data Analysis from 2018-02-04T15:30

Have you checked who you're sending that E-mail to? Always check who's on the E-mail chain to avoid mistakes. A leaked memo threatened to cause ructions in The Important Broadcast this week. There'...

The Important Broadcast Module 3: Existentialism (with Danny Robins) from 2018-01-28T15:00

The time is upon us for the third part of the Important Broadcast Podcast. Don't be alarmed. In this week's edition - we talk technology, mice and tattoos. We also welcomed Danny Robins, host of "H...

The Important Broadcast Module 2: Discipline from 2018-01-21T15:30

Welcome to the second instalment of The Important Broadcast! Whilst we want you to enjoy yourself on this course, it’s key to remember that you are here to learn. Discipline is KEY. With that in mi...

The Important Broadcast Module 1: Ground Rules (with Ross Noble) from 2018-01-14T15:00

Hello! Welcome to the Important Broadcast! You should have received your induction pack by now. If not, please reach out to your regional representative. On this first audio lecture, we’ll introduc...

Danny Wallace's Important Promo from 2018-01-12T15:30

The Great Leader has returned to Radio X and transmission of The Important Broadcast will commence on Sunday mornings from 11am - 1pm! Gather round, grab you're listening partner and prepare for la...