Podcasts by Desperate Nightmares From Christ The King, Missouri
Howdy, folks. I’m an old bastard on death’s door, here to tell you the gosh-damned truth about this horrid town, Christ The King. So who the hell cares? Go on and ignore me, friend - but when this bad stuff happens to you, you’re gonna wish you’d listened to ol’ Willard before the government cancer got him.
Every month we post a new nightmare for ya, and I swear on the Sinners' Bible, every last one is 100% true. I wish they weren’t
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SERIES FINALE - "Suicide Inn" from 2019-07-19T17:00:33
2018. In the world of independently-run bed and breakfasts, Barnaby and Willow Radcliffe soon discover that if you wanna make a buck, you’ve gotta get a gimmick. Taped in front of a live studio aud...
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Local Sponsors #18 from 2019-07-15T22:51:58
And now, a final word from your local sponsors!
(Arnold's Killproof Rope / Become A Mormon / Fallout Hair Ties)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Land...
Ep. 211 - "Blonde Psychic Mysteries: Vol. 1 Pt. 2" from 2019-05-13T16:34:08
2016. The thrilling conclusion to the torrid tale of one small medium's large quest for redemption. (SEASON FINALE)
Dramatized by Jack Healy
Featuring the Christ The King Players<...
Local Sponsors #17 from 2019-05-13T15:17:56
And now, a word from your local sponsors!
(CTK Street Fair / Duke's Brand Coffee)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Way Out West by Twin Musicom is li...
Ep. 210 - "Trouble In Camp Paradise" from 2019-02-18T19:26:45
1962. It's Opening Day at Camp Paradise, Christ The King's premiere nudist colony, and not a thing is in place. Will camp owner Liberty Floodwell be able to rally her staff in time? Or will the mur...
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Local Sponsors #16 from 2018-12-30T17:47:43
And now, a word from your local sponsors!
(Sunkisser Oven / Matty Fatty's Breakfast Patties)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Vanishing Horizon by Au...
EP. 209 - "Uncanny Danny" from 2018-12-16T17:08
1968. In order to come to grips with the mysterious loss of their 3-year-old son, a young couple hires a ventriloquist of dubious origins to take his place. Will this replacement bring their family...
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Local Sponsors #15 from 2018-11-11T00:57:32
And now, a word from your local sponsors!
(Jamoke's Auto-Towing / Eco-Cool Filtration System)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Ep. 208 - "The Controversial Diagnosis Of Mary Jane Easton" from 2018-10-31T11:06:03
1859. When Dr. Bishop is called to Easton Manor to diagnose a deeply troubled patient, he finds himself ensnared in a ghastly plot of love and deceit that can only be resolved beyond the grave...
WILLARD IS MISSING from 2018-10-29T22:09:03
*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*
Willard Fresco has disappeared under mysterious circumstances
Please contact us if you have any information regarding his whereabouts
Season 2 of ...
CTK Singles #5 from 2018-02-14T05:46:02
Willard asked us not to post this one, but sometimes you can't stand in love's way
Opus One by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons...
Local Sponsors #14 from 2018-02-14T05:42:11
And now, a word from your local sponsors!
(Aphrodisiac's / Darla's Daycare)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Brandenburg Concerto No4-1 BWV1049 - Cla...
Ep. 207 - "A Very Desperate Valentine's Special" from 2018-02-14T05:33:29
2010. When all else fails, lovestruck teenager Melly Aimée decides the best way to her crush's heart is through his stomach. So what if she attempts to rig the game with a mysterious secret ingredi...
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CTK Singles #4 from 2018-01-28T15:18:11
This week's single is looking for love in all the right places - but she likes the wrong ones, too!
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Local Sponsors #13 from 2018-01-28T15:15:40
And now, a word from your local sponsors!
(Duke Belfort Square Garden / Mabel's BBQ)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Ep. 206 - "Rhapsody In BBQ" from 2018-01-28T15:12:01
1937. When world champion boxer Duke Belfort returns home to marry his sweetheart, everyone is as happy as can be... everyone, that is, but Mabel Collins, beloved proprietress of Christ The King's ...
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CTK Singles #3 from 2018-01-12T19:15:03
It's high time you found love with this week's smoking hot single!
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Local Sponsors #12 from 2018-01-12T19:15:01
And now, a word from your local sponsors!
(Carmine's Italian Restaurant / Lulu's Haberdashery)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Bushwick Tarentella L...
Ep. 205 - "Theatre of Christ" from 2018-01-12T19:14:57
1917. Cassius King is the sole purveyor of the Sugar Melon Theatre, a local libation destination where spirits run high, but never dry. But when a tee-totaling cleric sets his sights on its destruc...
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CTK Singles #2 from 2017-12-21T19:20:56
We're back with a hot new bachelor for all you unloved eligibles!
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Local Sponsors #11 from 2017-12-21T19:20:54
And now, a word from your local sponsors!
(Disease-Free Cow Meat / Von Willie Brand Tourniquets)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Ep. 204 - "Dog Meat" from 2017-12-21T18:30:14
1921. Titus and Uncle Marcus escape a chain gang attached to a dead man. As their hunger tears at them, one makes a decision that will haunt them forever...
Dramatized by Rives Elliot
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CTK Singles #1 from 2017-11-26T23:58:32
Attention all you lonely hearts, this one's for you!
Music by Kevin MacLeod
Local Sponsors #10 from 2017-11-26T23:55:35
And now, a word from your local sponsors!
(Bates Brand Wolf Traps / Weakman's Shortwave Radios)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Music by Kevin Ma...
Ep. 203 - "A Wolf in Wolf's Clothing" from 2017-11-26T23:07:04
1983. When 16-year-old Sally Summerisle saves a talking wolf from a gang of irate farmers, she thinks she's found a furry friend for life. But as the townsfolk warm up to the beast, Sally soon lear...
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Local Sponsors #9 from 2017-11-04T04:26:02
And now, a word from your local sponsors!
(Layman's Word-A-Day Calendar / Famous Brand Chewing Tobacco)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Music by Ke...
Ep. 202 - "The Happy Family" from 2017-11-04T04:25:52
1993. What makes a family? Gavin and his expectant companion Bronwen learn the hard way after a freak car accident leaves them at the mercy of a volatile, sadistic truck driver.
Dramatized...
Local Sponsors #8 from 2017-10-21T06:57:11
And now, a word from your local sponsors!
(CTK Hysterical Society / Undie-Daises)
Senior Advertising Coordinator
Nicholas Heathcote
Music by Kevin MacLoed
Ep. 201 - "Time Not Squandered" from 2017-10-21T06:51:14
2017. Darcy Donovan is hopelessly in love with a man far, far out of her reach and is getting pretty sick of it. But after an oddly prescient homeless man offers her a once-in-a-lifetime opportunit...
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BONUS - "The Spirit Wife" from 2017-01-20T01:21:41
2015. Susye Bluebell's lackluster life in Liberal township has left her discontent with domesticity. But when a casual trip to the neighbors' leads her into a mysterious underground tunnel, Susye f...
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Ep. 108 - "Blonde Psychic Mysteries: Vol. 1 Pt. 1" from 2016-11-24T23:34:25
2016. When town psychic Kassey Blakely's radio show gets put on hiatus, she thinks her life can't get any worse. Then she discovers the dead body of a young woman at the bottom of Lake Lancaster. S...
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Local Sponsors #7 from 2016-11-24T23:18:52
And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!
(Truman Elementary Harvest Festival / Davis St Bank / Elegance Brand Gravy)
Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote
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Ep. 107 - "White Flight" from 2016-11-24T23:18:35
2015. When Helen, a frustrated clickbait writer, returns to her hometown of Timucua Beach, Florida, she discovers that everything is much more expensive than it used to be — including her beachfron...
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Local Sponsors #6 from 2016-11-05T21:12:30
And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!
(Miss Mizzou's Lager / Tera Simms Travel Agency)
Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote
Italian Afternoon by T...
Ep. 106 - "Hell Chapel" from 2016-11-05T21:11:58
1978. When the eccentric artist Luca Zigmundo is commissioned to paint a mural for the new student chapel at St. Mother Mary's, the arrangement seems ideal. But once his daughter begins to drift aw...
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Local Sponsors #5 from 2016-11-03T23:22:39
And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!
(Carrington's Semi-Fine Jewelry / Lancaster Lodge)
Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote
One Fine Day by Audi...
Ep. 105 - "Queen For A Day" from 2016-11-03T23:19:23
1956. When disgruntled and repressed housewife Judy Brown discovers the television program "Queen for a Day," she becomes obsessed and decides that she wants to be crowned queen... at any cost. But...
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Local Sponsors #4 from 2016-10-21T01:17:11
And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!
(Avery's Haunted Hell House / Quayle Automotive)
Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote
Horror Music by Audion...
Ep. 104 - "Entity" from 2016-10-21T01:11:28
2003. With a dangerous life form on the loose, Benjamin Castle holes up in the basement with his alcoholic father, Walter. But as old family secrets come to light, the two realize that what’s insid...
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Local Sponsors #3 from 2016-10-21T01:11:21
And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!
(CTK Tech / Brown & Chester Rifles)
Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote
Ep. 103 - "Appisode" from 2016-10-21T01:11:15
2016. Christ the King Tech student Timothy Parnell just can't seem to catch a break—that is, until he is introduced to a new artificial intelligence device that promises to change nearly every face...
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Local Sponsors #2 from 2016-10-06T16:30:47
And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!
(Dipey Wipeys / Mike's Waterin' Hole)
Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote
Guts and Bourbon by Kevin MacLeod...
Ep. 102 - "Fetal Recall" from 2016-10-06T16:27:21
1997. While toiling away in a corporate retail wasteland, the newly pregnant Colleen Collins discovers a peculiar scent coming off of the Furbabies™ on sale in the clearance aisle. Are her heighten...
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A Word From Our Local Sponsors from 2016-10-06T03:38:06
And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors!
(Second Methodist Garage Sale / Furbabies(TM))
Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote
Bama Country - Country b...
Ep. 101 - "Shadows On The Wall" from 2016-10-06T03:32:39
1986. When the precocious Savannah Beaver-Badger discovers a dark prophecy hidden in Christ the King’s town hymn, will she be able to stop her church from unknowingly fulfilling it?
Dramat...