Podcasts by Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast
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4 Hour Talk Thing Part 2 from 2020-09-28T22:16:31
Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the second half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip th...
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4 Hour Talk Thing Part 1 from 2020-07-18T22:08:27
Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the first half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;...
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Episode 151 - It's a Dire Weasels Episode! from 2020-07-01T17:00
Thank Crystal Light for Marc, it's a Direweasels Episode from 2019! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, try...
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Episode 150 - It's still 2019. You can pretend 2020 never happened. from 2020-05-12T17:29:49
Our in-house chronomancer has brought us back to a time before global pandemic! It's kind of a relaxing listen to be honest. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. ...
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Episode 149 - This Episode is Really Good from 2019-12-03T03:59:47
I promised i totally listened to it at some point but honestly, who decided that ME posting episodes was a good idea?! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana...
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Episode 148 - Giving Back from 2019-11-15T21:02:04
Looks like the gang has been called up to the principal's office...i mean mayor! Hey did you know that the City of Inglewood's mayor is named James Butts?! THAT'S RIGHT! There's a Mayor Butts! Any ...
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Episode 147 - from 2019-11-01T19:43:35
It's fighting time! ...and food discussion? As if we haven't given you our opinions on foods or drink, you can hear it again here! Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terri...
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Episode 146 - Tushes and Taxonomy from 2019-10-16T03:00
Here's a phrase for ya, Binomial nomenclature. Nomenclature is such a good word too. Starts with "nom" even. Anyway, the cast talks about animals quite a bit in this one. Definition of rodents and ...
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Episode 145 - John Butt from 2019-10-03T05:29:10
Honestly, i barely listen to the episode. They attempt to convert people? I sing? It's great. absolute best content out there. Trust me. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffer...
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Episode 144 - A Three Hour Tour from 2019-09-26T15:11:54
Aaaaand we're back! The gang takes a lovely stroll through the town of Braeburn and ends up at another locally owned business. They decide they want to be helpful too! Thanks for tunng in, we hop...
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Episode 143 - A Quaint Town from 2019-09-11T17:14:47
Be warned, there's some singing. It's not great. Except for Ivana, her singing is perfect. They wake up and have a little chit chat about this new town. They learn some things. Its very cute. Quain...
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Episode 142 - Number Ju-Ju from 2019-09-05T17:12:42
Hello! Here we have yet another episode as the group travels to a not so far, and not so distant land. We also discuss number preferences? It's a very in-depth discussion, who knew? Thanks for ...
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Episode 141 - Roll to Eat Ass from 2019-08-28T11:00
Welp, looks like them adventuring folks are gunna get in a lick of trouble hittin' that thar mayor. Guess we'll figure out what will happen next, or just decide on who eats ass. Not much else gets ...
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Episode 140 - Scrubberdashing from 2019-08-09T05:30:17
Hello, Hello, hello! We're back in action, the group has finally left the town and they're excited to make new friends. Possibly have a cuppa? Who knows??! You will, when you listen to this episod...
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Episode 139 - False Launches from 2019-07-24T02:15
Hey, so John said he liked blueberries, then he said he didn't... did I cut that? Hey editor here. Sorry for the delay, Geeklycon is no excuse! Anyway, here's the latest. Just to warn you, it's mos...
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Episode 138 - The Episode that never started from 2019-07-10T12:00
Welcome aboard for yet another episode! We start off in that same bar and then finally Barry & Prowler decided to do a thing. There's a special guest star and we almost get something done this epis...
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Episode 137 - Playing with the Big Swigs from 2019-06-27T15:52:11
JOHN SPLITS THE PARTY! The gang is suspicious and starts to investigate Wendy. There's Action! Adventure! Mystery! Tune in and listen to us do something or other. Thanks for tuning in, we hope yo...
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Episode 136 - Bar Conversations from 2019-06-05T22:46:14
Hey. Ivana is away, so I'm doing some stuff.Anyway, crew tries to come up with a plan and hangs out in a bar. And tries to contemplate their situation. Which isn't very strange to kill rats in a ba...
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Episode 135 - Pudding Burps from 2019-05-31T02:15:30
AHOY THERE! Our grand and noble adventurers are back and ready to attack... rats? The DM used the OLDEST RPG TROPE in the book this week. What a cheapskate. But also, Forrest chugs... pudding? Th...
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Episode 134 - Ivylicious Trellisishinikini from 2019-05-16T18:35:40
Helloooo and welcome back. This week the gang checks out the sights and smells of Bent Falls. They make friends and try to convert people. John's character is STILL alive. Thanks for tuning in, w...
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Episode 133 - Oh no, what have we done?! from 2019-05-09T20:28:21
THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE BACK AND IVANA IS IN CHARGE! It's been nice knowing you all, we've had a good run. Anyways, our new adventurer's find themselves in some blandness. They're rescued by a cute ...
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A Dire State of Affairs from 2019-05-01T20:11:50
Hello and welcome back! Oh wait, that's us. We're the ones back. This is just an update on the current state of the podcast and the change up on our Patreon tiers. Mostly it's us goofing off. We ...
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State of the Podcast from 2019-02-11T03:09:59
Hey all, I know we haven't been posting much lately, and there are some behind the scenes things happening, so I wanted to take a moment to let you all know what is happening in weaseland. If it so...
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Episode 132 - Nostalgia over Bad Decisions from 2019-01-22T08:00
New town, new things to worry about! Why do we never worry about things in the woods? I don't know, I know I'm the DM and could do that, and blame it on the rolls most of the time, I don't like doi...
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Episode 131 - The One Where the Gang Reminisces About Past Goofs and Cody goes too far with Edits from 2019-01-16T18:00
Finally back on track to Pallet Town! After that last town, hopefully this next one has some time for rest and relaxation! I mean, there was a death, several in fact, some things revealed, and some...
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Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 5 - Final Bauss Activate from 2019-01-09T08:00
The time has come, the crew has made their way through the super, past the happy, made whoope with the fun, and decided against the being murdered. Saved people, i don't know what happened. Does an...
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Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 4 - Puzzling Pejoratives from 2018-12-19T08:00
The travel continues, with one nasty party member down, and adding another party member aboard! However, now we enter the deepest parts of the dungeon. With their mission fulfilled, can the party f...
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Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 3 - Them Bad Words from 2018-12-12T08:00
This week, we find some friends down in the dungeon, talk about how much stuff smells, maybe summon a demon...? This is a wild romp through the second level of the mad mad dungeon! I mean, SUPER HA...
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Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 2 - Terrifying Yellow from 2018-11-28T08:00
I tried to find out if there was a terrifying yellow color, but it just brought me to a page full of phobias, which I did not care for. It looked like there was a needle through some ladies lip, an...
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Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 1 - The Humidity Game from 2018-11-21T16:29:32
Time for an ARBITRARY! This time, we are playing a super indie game called DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FIFTH EDITION! I heard the team worked very hard on it. It went through Beta Tests for the longest ti...
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Intermission - Info, News and Academy from 2018-11-07T08:00
Greetings Mustelidae! No episode this week... However we do have some news! A little bit at least... Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVic...
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Episode 130 - Davesdale, the Crescendo from 2018-10-31T08:00
Back at it again in Davesdale! Well, the caves outside Davesdale but that's close enough. Crew decided to see what these accusations the priests of B.O.B were spouting. Anyone remember what B.O.B s...
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Episode 129 - Davedale, Back to the Classics from 2018-10-24T08:00
Here we go again! Still in Davesdale... just realized I spell this differently a lot. Davedale? Anyway, still there, trying to figure out whats going on with all the Daves. Went to go investigate t...
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Episode 128 - Davedale, Remix from 2018-10-03T08:00
Remix. It feels like when I speak, cracks appear, and the turmolt just gets sucked into it. dripping, like wet paint that has yet to dry, seeping in and clearing a path, slick and clean, like a bla...
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Episode 127 - Davedale, Behind the Music from 2018-09-26T08:00
Strange town, all around us are similar faces, worn out places, worn out places... Wait, wrong song. Anyway, seems like the gang is getting a hold of what's all going on, strange black cloaked man,...
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Episode 126 - Davesdale from 2018-09-19T08:00
Back on that good stuff. That good good couch. That's how you spell ir right? Anyway, back onto the main story! Canonical story? Not sure at this point. The gang finally gets to Davesdale, the myst...
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Dire Weview of Villainous Village pt 2 from 2018-09-05T08:00
Finally the Finale! We finish up our Dire Weview of Villainous Village, and the killer is revealed! After that we get into some of the emails we haven't got to in a long long time! Cody, or @coded...
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Dire Weview of Villainous Village pt 1 from 2018-08-22T08:00
This week, since Cody was a dick and didn't have enough writing, Forrest came to our rescue and brought forth Villainous Village! Now we do a "Weview" of this game... This is a game about discoveri...
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The Great Cake Deliveries pt 2 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers from 2018-08-15T08:00
Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab trucke...
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The Great Cake Deliveries pt 1 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers from 2018-08-08T08:00
Big Muthafuckin' Crab Truckers is a one page TTRPG about big crabs being truckers. You can find the best copy that we could find here. We decided to do a slight spin on it being "space" crab trucke...
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Episode 125 - Five Cubed, or an Interlewd from 2018-08-01T08:00
Greetings Mustelidae. Well, I mean, that's the intro basically. This is a strange interlude... I mean, kind of? We were all pretty tired and needed something before/after Geeklycon. Speaking of, if...
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Episode 124 - Insurrection: Not to be confused with E-rection from 2018-06-27T08:00
Oh DEER! Things have escalated greatly! The situation may become too UNBEARABLE. What? I'm not GOATING you on! Not trying to SQUIRREL anything into this description at all! How dare you accuse me o...
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Episode 123 - Investigation, START... eventually from 2018-06-20T08:00
Things get started. Or at least some what started? Not sure exactly. It's surprising though who discovers what, and maybe it's just because the DM is worried about time, or is drinking too much. I ...
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Episode 122 - Monkey Murder Madness from 2018-06-13T08:00
Well, getting to this little village, the crew finds out there are a bunch of animals living here, creating some sort of society? What does all this mean? Well, a monkey is dead, and it looks like ...
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Episode 121 - Through the Brush from 2018-06-06T08:00
Finally making to the end of the caves of Manzanilla and the Underdark, our adventurers start off on their adventure through Cashew Brush. A mysterious luscent fog rolls in, pearlescent in colors a...
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The Animal Cabal pt 3 - The Witch is Dead from 2018-05-30T08:00
The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it f...
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The Animal Cabal pt 2 - The Witch is Dead from 2018-05-23T08:00
The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it f...
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The Animal Cabal pt 1 - The Witch is Dead from 2018-05-16T08:00
The Witch is Dead. A one page TTRPG where you play as familiars to a recently dead witch, and you have to get revenge to bring her back from the dead. It's pretty fun, and we have Mollie DMing it f...
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Episode 120 - That Toad is on Fire! from 2018-05-09T08:00
Looks like our adventures have met some strange creature... Hopefully touching it doesn't have some ill effects associated with it? Hopefully our... Heroes(?) get out safe and sound and the princes...
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Episode 119 - All that Glitters is Gold... and other various Gems from 2018-05-02T08:00
Oh geeze. Them Weasels folks have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble it seems. Falling down a pit in the Underdark is never a good idea. Wonderin' how all them will get out of this pickle. Hopef...
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Episode 118 - Sexy Two Tails from 2018-04-25T08:00
We start our journey through the void! Err, maybe not that extravegant, it's just the underdark. It's always been the underdark, right? Wonder if there's anything different. Well, the crew is plann...
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Episode 117 - Combat, the Roll20 Way from 2018-04-18T08:00
The gang starts a fight, sort of. Okay they don't start it, but they finish it. F%$k, #spoilers. Ugh, this description is terrible. Okay, they fight the Ballot people, because they are bad... I thi...
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Episode 116 - Oui Fishal Pool it Tickles from 2018-04-11T08:00
The scene opens. A single spotlight on stage revealing a man with both of his hands covering his face, head sagged down, and his elbows on his knees. He weeps softly at first, then the sobs become ...
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Episode 115 - Dark Market, Black Market, Pot Market from 2018-04-04T08:00
I can't tell a lie. Well I can, but I have to tell you this is a pretty laid back episode. Mostly shopping, lot's of joke. Lot's of references. Some other things as well, some weird plot choo choo'...
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Episode 114 - Start the Second Leg from 2018-03-28T06:00
Start of the Second Leg, I don't think that we have seasons technically, but all in all, this would be considered "season 2" of Cody's (my) DMing? After what happened last time, you'd think there'd...
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Episode 113 - I (Truly) Believe in a thing called Love from 2018-03-14T16:33:50
Let's see, so we're done with the boat, done with "hell", now we're in this new place, and there's a church, and that drow lady, Walkeen Feenix is back (Don't check my spelling). Why are people fal...
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Episode 112 - The Dead Sea from 2018-03-07T16:23:44
Wait, we're done with the boat? But it was just getting to the best part! Well, looks like everyone died, kind of, sort of. They're apparently in "hell", but like what's that but some strange notio...
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Episode 111 - Rollback the Tape! from 2018-02-28T16:06:10
Can you believe it? We are still on the boat. Well, not for long... wait spoilers. This episode, someone is still evil, someone still has a dumb name they can't say, someone tries to use math for t...
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Maze Rats 2 - Always Cheesin' from 2018-02-15T20:34:32
Mollie is back in the GM saddle again! This time with more Maze Rats! Still havn't listened to the episode, but I know there's a lot of poop stuff? And lots of tangents, but that's just... us. Prob...
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Maze Rats 1 - Getting' The Cheese from 2018-02-10T12:19:17
After out little creation episode, we continue on with the first session of Maze Rats run by Mollie! And by we, I mean them, because Cody's not there and I speak/type in the third person. I'm... no...
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Episode 110 - The Cat in the Hat from 2018-01-25T20:00
The boat fight continues. Tetsu gets into an abusive relationship with his hat. We're sad when more specters appear. We receive a surprisingly relevant email from Reggie Realname. @CodeDude3 is o...
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Maze Rats Character Creation from 2018-01-18T00:14:55
This may be a boring episode to listen to, depends on the type of person you are. Cody was busy battling some gnomes or something and couldn’t record with us so we found this easy to pick up and pl...
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Hate to Love from 2017-12-26T08:12
We definitely didn't rip this title off from a different podcast just to put a spin on it. That's not something we would ever consider doing of course. So someone was missing but we like hearing ou...
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Episode 109 - Bloodlust from 2017-12-19T08:07
SO we're all out on this boat, STILL. Tetsu gets hurt then apologized to AND HE STILL PICKS A FIGHT. So here we are in a fight again, be cause of Tetsu, AGAIN. Crystal Light is the pinnacle of Role...
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Episode 108 - Wanna swab my deck? from 2017-12-13T09:16
Okay, so we're officially on a boat. Ivana makes friends. Forrest figures out his life. John & Mollie do things... I think? Cody decides to be creepy. @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader gui...
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Episode 107 - Whoops.... from 2017-12-06T21:16:11
Cody is still making us fight things. He's taking this pretty seriously. What the hell kind of DM is he?! Oh and Ivana STILL doesn't know how to play D & D. @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious lea...
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Episode 106 - Finger Buns from 2017-10-18T22:10:33
I bet you’re wondering why this episode is being posted later in day.... IT’S BECAUSE I ACTUALLY LISTENED TO IT! I didn’t fail you guys this week. Well I kind of did because I’m terrible at D & D e...
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Episode 105 - I bet you have better things to do with your time. from 2017-10-11T00:28
Hey guys, Zuko here. Just kidding, it’s me. Your favorite weasel. Yeah, I know it’s me. I didn’t listen to this episode so I don’t know what happens BUT I’m listening to the next episode as I typ...
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Episode 104 - Strangers to Love from 2017-10-05T00:27:09
We're no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do IA full commitment's what I'm thinking ofYou wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feelingGotta make you unders...
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A Dire Shit Show from 2017-09-13T19:12:17
We all got together to record. I don't think any of us were late for once so then shit hit the fan. Everything went wrong and we lost Forrest and at the end of it we all just had to laugh about it....
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Episode 103 - A little help from my friends from 2017-08-30T07:00
It has been like DECADES since we recorded. We're a little rusty. Tetsu does some shit, Crystal Light kind of pays attention and the gang attempts to do a whatsmacalls it. Skill assesment or whatev...
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Episode 102 - Dog days of summer from 2017-08-23T06:00
Hey guys, guess we're back on our bullshit! After all that has happened, the people we've met, people we've killed, it's finally time to get down to this quest! Why are people dissappearing from Pa...
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Ye Olde Side Quest 4 from 2017-08-16T06:00
Last and final episode of our little side quest adventure! Things get a bit creepy. We figure out what has happened to this small little town... maybe? Thank you for downloading the Dire Weasels! Y...
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Ye Olde Side Quest 3 from 2017-07-26T21:09:31
Making my way downtown. Walking fast. Faces passed. The adventure continues! (or ends. I'm not sure. I didn't edit this.) Don't worry. Forrest will be back next episode...... I think? Tweet at...
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Ye Olde Side Quest 2 from 2017-07-12T09:58:10
I bet you were hoping we'd continue our actual campaign.... SUCKS FOR YOU, WE'RE STILL SIDE QUESTIN' BITCHES! At this rate we'll be totally lost when we do actually return to our campaign and you'l...
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State of the Weasels; A dress. from 2017-06-30T21:29:17
This is just a sid thing. Not part of anything. We talk, A LOT. You've been warned. Listen at your own risk.
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Ye Olde Side Quest, 1 from 2017-06-13T20:46
SIIIDIEEEE QUUESTTTTT!!! Forrest is livin' it up in Spain, so here we are. HAVING FUN WITHOUT HIM! Suckerrrr. Any way. We do things. Ivana has a racist accent. Everyone else lets her so they're...
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Episode 101 - Guys, Babies don't work that way. from 2017-06-08T07:38:23
We're still stuck with our super speacial guest star unfortunately amd trying to get through Cody's devious plan. Oh joy..... @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcan...
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Episode 100 - How the hell did we make it this far? from 2017-05-24T22:06:54
Seriously, thanks for listening y'all! @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice yells nonsense. @AbsurdistKobold disapproves of such things. @Eskimomo9 silently ...
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Episode 99 - Don't Take Boat Rides from Strangers from 2017-05-17T18:59:42
So these chucklefucks just hop onto a boat, all willy nilly, with some stranger! Then little Oompa Loompa dudes are a thing in this world. THEN weird stuff happens. What stuff you ask? WELL LISTEN ...
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Episode 98 - Strung Up and Dried from 2017-05-05T16:25:14
This ones... a bit late. Sorry about that Mustiledae! Life's been a bit... wait, deja vu? Well then... This week on the Dire Weasel podcast, there's doom and gloom for the party. Their newest frien...
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Episode 97 - Anti-Climactic Antic from 2017-04-24T22:21:15
This ones... a bit late. Sorry about that Mustiledae! Life's been a bit disorganized as of late. However, things are looking up! Currently working on getting some things out to patreon people as we...
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Episode 96 - Turning into a Cave from 2017-04-14T10:39:57
Look, I'm trying to get past all this. Is what a great little side quest thing, and like, big story and what not, but dang. DO YOU HAVE TO LET IT LINGER! DO YOU HAVE TO, DO YOU HAVE TO, DO YOU HAVE...
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Episode 95 - Disney Throat Punch from 2017-04-05T23:03:44
I don't do combat well. At least, in my own opinion. May need to change it up a bit. Anyway, this episode is full of combat and mysteries. I think I'm good at mysteries? It's weird. But last episod...
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Episode 94 - Kiss from a Rose on your Chest from 2017-03-31T00:00:23
Still more cave, but instead, now the party has dedicated to something. With all the craziness going on, something has to go down. This Cockhead knows something, these Drow are doing something mali...
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Episode 93 - Cock-head Inquisition from 2017-03-23T08:00
We cannot get out of this damn cave! Oh well, Eveyne is about to, then everything is going to be fine! However, what's going? Drow? Ravin' Queen? Like, are these bad people, or just people trying t...
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Episode 92 - Between a Curtain and a Sweaty Boi from 2017-03-08T08:00
Howdy all! Y'all? No, not doing that. This episode was... well, a bit of a mess despite me being completely prepared. In the aftermath of the small skirmish, Evynne was released from the room that ...
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Episode 91 - The Reach Around of the Angel from 2017-03-02T08:00
There was a lot of emails in this episode. It made me very happy, but we barely had time for the combat, but all in all, I don't really like combat all that much. In this episode Evynne talks with ...
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Who's Roll Is It Anyway?- An Improv Improv'd Episode from 2017-02-23T03:44:08
After a flop of a start, we decided to go on and do something different. Ivana had the idea of doing something like "Who's line is it anyway?", only dungeon style. Listen to us bumble our way throu...
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Episode 90 - Pointy Ovals from 2017-02-08T08:26:55
The gang tries to get some action. @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice yells nonsense. @AbsurdistKobold disapproves of such things. @Eskimomo9 silent...
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Episode 89 - Bandit! Oh! from 2017-02-02T05:06:51
The gang begins their travels and encounters some weirdos on the road. Ivana wasn't paying attention as usual and Forrest is whatever. @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into bat...
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Episode 88 - Concessions of a Shopping Alcoholic from 2017-01-25T06:40
A relatively fun shopping episode, you know, if that's your thing. @CodeDude3 is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. @arcaneVice yells nonsense. @AbsurdistKobold disapproves of suc...
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Episode 87 - The 87th Canonical Episode of This Damn Podcast from 2017-01-19T05:40:06
The wonderful thing about TiggersIs Tiggers are wonderful thingsTheir tops are made out of rubberTheir bottoms are made out of springs They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncyFun, fun, fun, fun, fu...
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Episode 86: The Title Goes Here! (AKA welcome aboard Marc) from 2017-01-11T01:00
Hopefully I haven't already done the no title title gag. Marc makes his debut editing performance, which means things probably end up sounding more professional than you all are accustomed to. Alon...
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Episode 85 - New World Order-ed Chaos from 2016-12-28T21:28:01
HEY! HEY! HEY!We suffer at the hands of a new master now. Our path is being set before us, we are mere instruments clutched in the hands of a mad God. The glorious accountant *ahem* I mean Warlock ...
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The Return - A Primer for the New Old World from 2016-12-21T02:34:27
Howdy all! Cody here. This is my little... umm, speech for my part of the Dire Weasels CU. Canonical Universe. I'm going to royally mess things up, but it's going to be fun at least! Hope you like ...
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Episode 84: Times They are a Changin' (AKA Mollie vs. Audacity) from 2016-12-14T16:43
Spoiler alert. Audacity took the fight in the end. Mollie's track goes from very distorted to normal to the audience not being able to hear her while we all still respond to the things she says (sh...
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Spooky House Pt3 - Chaos Theory from 2016-12-04T00:26:21
They say most stories come in three acts. Well, the good ones at least. I'm not so sure if this is "a good one" or not, but I enjoyed playing in it. I hope you enjoy listening to it. It's been a lo...
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Spooky House Pt2 - Chaos Returns from 2016-11-20T10:42:53
You heard our story begin. Interested to hear more? It's time to explore the house more, delving deep into it's depths. What will the house uncover? What's so terrible about this house that one wou...
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Spooky House Pt1 - Chaos Rains from 2016-11-03T21:16:33
The wind begins to howl. The old dead trees outside start to tap on the dusty windows of this old mansion. Someone asks, "Why are we here?". Another replies... FOR CONTENT! Another Arbitrary Advent...
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Pixies, Demons, and A Rack No Phobia - 5e Arbitrary Adventure from 2016-10-27T23:15:41
Things have been pretty hectic recently. So, the gang has decided to go on a bit of a canonical hiatus. Instead of the regular showing today, we bring you... uhhh... this... In the beginning, there...
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Episode 83 The one where Ivana's spawn makes a lot of noise. from 2016-10-12T08:50:24
So they're in the tower. And they meet some weird dude. And then my baby started yelling at me. This guy was an awful cook so we tried fighting him. Then the baby started yelling at me again. Mike ...
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Episode 82: Two in the Pink, One in the Sphinx (AKA "Shut up John") from 2016-10-05T02:32:26
We meet some sphinxes in the tower, and one of them was digging herself some Grimgar. There are also bees and potions. The John tangents went over less well than usual, but they were still relative...
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Episode 81 - Oblong Black Phallus-Like Epic, Portion Uno from 2016-09-29T03:05:05
We finally enter what ever this... "Tower" thing is supposed to be. Something, however, seems off. Something mysterious is happening here, but I don't think the characters realize it yet. Nor do th...
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Episode 80 - Death by Rum from 2016-09-22T23:29:52
We do things. And stuff. We kinda sorta get things done. Also, Ivana is a dove. The voices you hear are not imagined, they're the collective cacophany of @DireWeasels @Walk6070 guides our shen...
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Sticky Times: The Bloopening - Fiasco Super Heroes from 2016-09-14T02:00:36
More SUPER HEROES?!? Well, kind of. It's the BLOOPISODE! While editing, took out some of the best tangents to make the original edit sounds smoother. Hope it worked! Now, you get the trash, the fil...
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Episode 79: Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' (aka Come On!) from 2016-09-02T03:21:01
Now we know you be loving this shit right here. @DireWeasels : @Walk6070, @AbsurdistKobold, @eskimomo9, @codedude3 and @arcanevice Rate and review us at itunes. Also, if you figure out how to ra...
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Sticky Times Part 2 - Fiasco Super Heroes from 2016-08-27T20:36:38
This is our finale of our Super Hero Fiasco... FIASCO! Things start heating up! I'm hoping my editing skills this time around are better! What will happen to Ronald Raygun and his plans? Will Brims...
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Sticky Times Part 1 - Fiasco Super Heroes from 2016-08-18T19:56:43
With chaos currently griping the crew of the Dire Weasels, we turn to some of our audience to help give you some content! This time, after a fateful dice roll and some decision non-making, we decid...
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Pokesode is Bonersode from 2016-08-11T04:24:17
Soo like my mom always yelled at me to not procrastinate because "You never know when an emergency will happen and you won't be able to finish your project on time" and I was always like "yeah, wha...
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Taint Mustache (AKA I didn't know what to call this one) from 2016-08-03T13:54:02
There were some timing issues (one of which I created) that I attempted to get fixed up, so hopefully that all sounds alright. There are also a couple of instances where a guest's audio sounds a bi...
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Episode 78 - Fluff, Puff, and Stuff from 2016-07-20T23:01:58
Between kittens and killers, we try to figure out, as a party, what we are going to do next! That's actually about it? We talk, some of us change personalities, and use the restroom? It's weird. We...
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Episode 77: Kitties Aren't Just Cute Like Everybody Supposes from 2016-07-13T11:10:48
We had some technecical difficulties, so the audio is uneven in this episode, but there's still amusement to be found here. We meet another goblin, so a good chunk of the podcast has 3 people using...
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Episode 76 - The Bug Bear and the Maiden Fair from 2016-07-07T08:51:31
So the gang begins their casual trek upon The Big Road and encounters an encounter that should have been encountered for only 5 minutes. They manage to stretch it into one full episode of bull shit...
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Episode 75 - Hang'em High(er and higher!!) from 2016-06-30T05:59:51
This episode was supposed to come out during Geeklycon, but due to forgetting my own audio at home, and having such a great time, it didn't happen... However, this was still an interesting episode!...
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Episode 74: Karaokecast IX (AKA Forrest and Mollie Experience Typing Adventures in Time) from 2016-06-08T06:58:03
Mollie returns from Tax hell and we tangent like we haven't really chatted all that much as a group for half of a year or so. There's also a skill challenge, and lots of singing. Really. However mu...
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Episode 73 - I believe in a thing called...Cornellon? from 2016-06-02T18:04:11
The gang meets up with some dude named Cory Lon and gets to know him better, they also encounter the usual racism of Shits...I mean Gristanbul... The voices you hear are not imagined, they're the...
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Episode 72 - Doom and Shroom while things go BOOM from 2016-05-26T20:45:22
I've always had a minimal interest in science. There were some things that fascinated me, and other things that couldn't be more mundane. Even the classifications of living things was borderline mu...
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Return of Ivanasode (AKA All Your Tangents Are Belong To Us) from 2016-05-18T05:23:52
Forrest had to miss for reasons, and Ivana decided to try her hand at another 1 shot. Technology tried to thwart her at every turn, but 4 recorded hours later, something resembling a narrative arc ...
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Episode 71 - Gristanbul, Not Cornstantinople from 2016-05-11T17:51:53
We're going on a squeegee hunt! Actually we're looking for the Eye of Sauron or something so we venture out into the world so that Grok can grok us some grog. You grok it? We had fun this episode ...
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Episode 70 - Love Shack And A Half from 2016-05-04T08:56:18
Some people sleep. Some people sleep well. Well enough so you can watch them sleep. Well enough so you can steal their breath. Okay, guy's something is wrong, but it will be okay. Everything will b...
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John and Cody Make an Announcement (There is no AKA this week) from 2016-04-27T15:44:41
Life happened and the weasels were unable to record an episode for this week, so John and Cody took it upon themselves to get together and apologize for missing, while also making an announcement a...
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Episode 69: This title will under no circumstances contain an emoticon (you were expecting a sex joke, right?) from 2016-04-20T05:55
Mike and Grimgar try to figure out what to do after losing track of Madison. Also we meet my new character. The first thing he says doesn't really make any sense because Forrest and I didn't talk b...
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Episode 68 - The episode where we sang more than played and Ivana payed less attention than usual from 2016-04-13T23:27:05
So we've stepped into some weird island-land and we do *some* things but really we just sing and make Forrest reevaluate his choice in hobbies and friends. We also discover jumping rules and Ivana ...
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Episode 67 - House of the Oogily Boogily from 2016-04-07T18:31:52
There is a house in Cloud City, They call the Yellow Cob, They think they're not that kind of cult, Soon they'll learn otherwise. You know in Mario, that underground theme? It's such a good theme. ...
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Episode 66: Anthropomorphic chickens are always trouble (AKA Buffycast?) from 2016-03-30T08:22:03
We fight a group of cultists who worship some bullshit god. We meet up with an old friend, and we find out what John's Harry Potter house is. Also, we discuss the mechanics of casting while falling...
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Episode 65 - O-B-R-E-G from 2016-03-17T03:56:55
Grimgar, Madison and Mike travel down a weird little door into our DM's weird little world to discover the truth about a weird little cult. Join us as we, again, destroy Forrest's expectations on h...
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Episode 64 - Makin' Our Way Downtown, Barrels Rollin' from 2016-03-09T05:55:16
The Nintendo 64 was a great system. It had a few problems, sure, but for the most part it was a pretty solid console. The naming convention of the games also was great, Wave Race 64, Super Mario 64...
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Episode 63 - When We Flay Around Together from 2016-03-02T23:39:19
So... yeah. It got dark again this episode. Your wonderful, kind, loving dungeon master, @walk6070, tried to do some world building last episode, and he should have known that his crazy cast, @arca...
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Episode 62: Praise Day from 2016-02-24T18:55:10
Its praise day in cloud city. Our adventurers decide to attend, get away somehow with killing a robo cop and meet a man with an interesting pocket square. Also what's up with Grimgar? @DireWeasels...
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Happy Birthday Forrest! (AKA Space Traction Park) from 2016-02-17T17:34:27
Forrest had his 21st birthday right before we recorded this episode, so Mollie escaped tax hell and we played a game. Cody and Mollie bring the energy, Ivana does all of the work, Forrest runs the ...
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Episode 61 - Small Business Owners from 2016-02-10T21:55:40
All of your kind, loving DM's carefully laid plans go to hell almost immediately when the adventurers decide to get a room for the night. Grimgar decides to do some 'extracurricular adventuring' an...
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Bonus Episode: Traction Park-Saga Of Clarence Sir Punch A Lot Not A Racist from 2016-02-04T05:57:14
Everyone loves a sweet text adventure! Well, maybe not everyone, but most people... right? Fine, how about amusement parks? REALLY? You're not even amused by the prospect of wild rides and sweet sn...
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Episode 60: The Wind Beneath My Wings from 2016-01-20T23:45:09
In this episode our adventurers continue to try and figure out the meaning behind the green and gray robes and quickly find themselves involved in an urban chase. The end result is about what you w...
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Episode 59: Uh... I think they're looking for some girl or something; I don't know, I wasn't listening. Something about a robot. Nothing's happening. It's over. A lot of people look pissed. from 2016-01-13T01:00
Some people are gone, and a new person arrives. Surprisingly little happens, unless you like squirrel magic and tangents. It turns out that I used the title, Nominally an Episode too soon. That bei...
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Episode 58 - End of an Error from 2016-01-06T07:45
The Weasels continue trying to figure out what the hell is up with the damn Robit... I mean those friendly Robits.. We love you Robits. Things happen. Crumbs are thrown and Ways are parted. They st...
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Episode 57 - Extreme Makeover: Cloud City Edition from 2015-12-28T07:00
While the gang deals with the fallout of Madison jumping through the window back into his recently burnt, currently robot-infested home, Norville decides it's a good opportunity for some unorthodox...
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Bonus Episode: Ghostbloopers from 2015-12-25T00:25
Happy Holiday(s) of choice, ladies and gents! The Ghostbusters rpg got a little out of hand and we ended up with some tasty bloopers. Thanks to @maybehiroshi for running the game and editing the ep...
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Bonus Episode: Ghostbusters RPG (with Hiro) from 2015-12-22T05:11:34
The gang (minus Forrest who was trying to better his life through passing his finals like a chump) get together and play the Ghostbusters rpg with special starguest/DM/guest editor Hiro (@maybehiro...
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Episode 56 - Sleuth Check (AKA the episode where John and Ivana are strangely silent for a chunk while they argue in chat over whether semen is a liquid) from 2015-12-14T03:59
The gang reads a fairly large number of emails. Later they resume picking up the pieces after the events of the last episode (with all of that robot assed nonsense). Investigation checks get a new ...
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Bonus Episode: Wonderland Park Fiasco pt 2 from 2015-12-12T04:32
Things get a little dark and edgy in this, the second part of the Wonderland Park Fiasco play set with special guest star Gwynn! @direweasels are: Sexton Hardpenis @absurdistkobold, Hugh G. Dyck @w...
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Bonus Episode: Wonderland Park Fiasco pt 1 from 2015-12-08T02:23:41
Lets keep it simple, this week the weasels play the Wonderland Park Fiasco play set with special guest star Gwynn! @direweasels are: Sexton Hardpenis @absurdistkobold, Hugh G. Dyck @walk6070, @chal...
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Bonersode: Lasers & Feelings from 2015-11-30T13:44:20
Whilst missing our Arboreal Weasel, the remaining four talk for a solid half hour before venturing into a new RPG of the Space variety. An emotionless android, a hotshot pilot and Madison...I mean ...
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Episode 55: Not Just a Mailbag Episode (AKA John is dumb and had to edit this one twice) from 2015-11-24T03:55:34
We got a healthy amount of mail this week (mostly from @0dius and @cannoncannons), and skills were challenged. Did things get set on fire? Who could say, really? @direweasels are: @absurdistkobo...
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Bonus Episode: Top 4 of Not Living from 2015-11-16T23:06:31
In this weeks episode we pay homage to one of the weasels' favorite podcast the Top 5 of Death (Check them out at www.Top5ofDeath.com) by giving our own top 4 list of Bad Movies. If you would like ...
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Episode 54: Nominally an Episode (AKA Where do Windows 8s Go?) from 2015-11-09T00:00
If you think the podcast has been a little lacking in silly moments lately, buckle up, because the pendulum has violently moved back in the other direction. We played just enough d&d to say that we...
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Bonus Episode: Toil and Trouble (Halloween Fiasco) from 2015-11-04T07:27:46
This week is a very special Halloween episode, the Weasels play the Toil and Trouble Fiasco playset. Also, some spooky stories! @direweasels are: Nickstella Slinkhard @absurdistkobold, Professor Mc...
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Episode 53: Fisting the Blackness from 2015-10-26T22:36:37
Listen in as the Weasels continue to attempt an escape from Witch Mount...wait...I mean prison. They're escaping prison. Will there be a riot? Will broom girl turn that thing into a weapon and make...
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Episode 52: Prison Break from 2015-10-19T20:47:14
Do the weasels have the intelligence, skill, and luck to break out of the prison they seemed to have gotten themselves landed in? (Probably Not). Find out on this exciting episode! Also some nonse...
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Chez Geek (AKA John gradually gets increasingly sick for all the world to hear) from 2015-10-12T00:01
Matt, John, and Ivana get together and try out Chez Geek. John spends a lot of time talking mad shit about the band Train. That's pretty much it. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @...
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Episode 51: The New Regime from 2015-10-06T20:16:23
The Weasels encounter huge changes now that the gems have been united. All heil the new regime! @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. Visi...
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Episode 50: A Very Ominous Stroll Through the Woods from 2015-09-29T13:55:10
The weasels find themselves on an ominous trek towards the last gem. I didn't edit this one, so I don't recall if it was a particularly goofy episode, but I feel like it might have been. @direwe...
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The Dire Weasels are John (except for Forrest... he was some other guy not named John....) from 2015-09-20T00:01
Forrest wasn't able to record in the week that this episode was recorded (#gerboisafalsegod) so the rest of the Weasels soldered on and played Everyone is John. It's pretty damn silly, and Mollie r...
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Episode 49: Dire Weasels Pick Up Academy from 2015-09-18T02:22:41
The Weasels try their best to seduce each other while nominally battling a big, bad malfunctioning robot. Many laughs are had on this most unassuming, totally unimportant episode where no important...
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Episode 48: Let's Play a Game from 2015-09-07T05:04:49
After lots of hijinks and nonsense the party finally makes it to a village of robit creatures. There they learn to get the next gem, they must play a "game". Will the party make it through these tr...
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Episode 47: Wonder twin powers, ACTIVATE! from 2015-08-31T19:32:40
Ivana's older brother guest stars and our loveable bunch of nerds accomplish even less than usual. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. E...
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Episode 46: Fire and then more fire. Also, fire. (AKA: Take two) from 2015-08-24T06:47:38
The gang gets into some hot shenanigans. Also, Forrest makes a very comical noise. Enjoy, one and all. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. ...
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Bonus Episode: Drinking Quest! from 2015-08-17T20:59:14
John, Matt, and Mollie play Drinking Quest! Testing...testing...
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Episode 45: Look Down from 2015-08-05T04:28:20
It's a short one this week for the gang as they recover from their ordeal within the Nega-Mount Hazelnut of Doom. Gerbo checks the Heavy-Handed Plot Device for guidance, and before you know it, thi...
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Episode 44: The One Where Ivana Fell Asleep from 2015-07-30T01:29:34
This is the final episode with guest star Mike @Malvinity! Croman the Barbarian and Gerbo bro it up some more and John makes a valiant attempt to get a TPK before finally falling on his own sword. ...
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Episode 43: Something or other about Hazelnuts (AKA the light inside the DM gradually dims until he is nothing but meat, bones and secrets) from 2015-07-21T23:00
There's some fighting, a ton of non canonical sports talk and some dm wanting to let the life seep out of him. It's a more entertaining listen than that description would indicate. @direweasels a...
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Late Night with John, Mort and Dyrtle (AKA when the effectively unlaid plan goes appropriately poorly. AKA 2, crimes against spelling, grammar and reading/comprehension) from 2015-07-15T00:00
Gwynn also makes an appearance in the stream chat. Mort and John stream and mostly talk with Dyrtle while she supplies some of the worst fanfiction imaginable. John attempts to read this in dramati...
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Episode 42: Just Can't Wait from 2015-07-08T06:28:02
A random encounter turns into another Karaoke Kast, this time Disney edition. Enjoy! @direweasels are: John @absurdistkobold, Forrest @walk6070, Matt @chalupabatman27, Ivana @arcanevice, Mollie @es...
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Episode 41: Legend of the Unhidden Temple (AKA, Your DM effed up, and we lost an episode) from 2015-07-01T09:09:34
This one was a lot of fun for me, because I was basically messing with the party for the entirety of the episode. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @es...
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Boner Episode: Cards (Again)st Humanity from 2015-06-24T20:10:48
Hello Listener (Errr...Reader?)! We're releasing a second boner episode for you because life happened and Matt hates us. Also, sorry it's a day late. It's Beatriz's fault, that lazy cunt, aim all y...
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Episode 40: Tropesy Turvy from 2015-06-16T06:21:21
The group continues their adventures through the Nega-World and start on their true quest now that the party is fully assembled, at least in theory. In all actuality, we were all a little kooky and...
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Episode 39: Atop the Bean Stalk from 2015-06-09T07:42:23
What awaits the weasels at the top of the bean stalk? Giants, treasure, neither, both? Stay tuned to find out! @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimom...
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Episode 38: What's Old is New Once More from 2015-06-02T07:09:48
Things get super tropesy and silly, and an old friend returns to the fold. All in all, this one came out pretty entertaining. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arc...
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Episode 37: Follow Your Nose from 2015-05-26T07:45:56
Following the Hard Reset, Leona tasks Gerbo with ass-embling the party. After recruiting the "help" of the Warrior and following his unorthodox methods, the Monk and the Mage are soon added to the ...
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Bonus Episode: Cards Against Humanity from 2015-05-23T02:19:52
Due to some scheduling issues, most of the regular cast couldn't make it this week, so we just decided to play Cards Against Humanity with some of our fans in the Twitch chat. Listener discretion i...
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Arbitrary Adventures?: Bloopersode (AKA Episode 4 was a $**# Show) from 2015-05-15T05:00:21
These are the bloopers from back when we used to pull extra bloopers from the episodes (these days they tend to get placed at the end or just left in the episode, so barring anything unexpected, th...
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Episode 36: Hard Reset from 2015-05-15T04:58:04
Trust me, you're better off just listening to this one unspoiled. A lot of stuff happens which changes things going forward. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @joshslyter, @walk6070, @chalupab...
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Episode 35: Bad Housekeeping from 2015-05-15T04:55:11
The guys find themselves in a hairy situation when a run of the mill combat turns out to be more than anticipated. Split between fighting upstairs and in the basement will the players find a way to...
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Episode 34: Filler Episode aka Weasels get an Effing House from 2015-05-15T04:46:37
Norville is MIA this week, and we talk about hot sauce for something like 15 minutes. It's not as bad as that description would indicate, but not a whole lot actually happens. Marc (@0dius) edited ...
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Episode 33: Maybe next time, find out if she's married before you f%*k her (and other assorted nonsense). Also, apparently I can keep adding words to this title, and no one will be the wiser. from 2015-05-15T04:42:51
The gang gets introduced to a couple of new folks, and one of them has lived life in such a way that it complicates the lives of his new traveling companions. The last 10 minutes of the episode (or...
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Episode 32: Returning to Cloudcity...wait no. from 2015-05-15T04:35:34
The crew picks back up after having apparently "fixed" the unicorn wizards book and begins the trek back to Cloudspire in special guest star Stephanie Kingston's final episode. Your hosts for th...
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Episode 31: Into the Woods from 2015-05-15T04:32:57
The party finds themselves inside the Unicorn Wizards story book with little clue as to what "fixing" his book actually entails. I would also be remiss to not apologize for how sloppy drunk I got d...
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Episode 30: Follow the Patchouli Cloud (aka karaokecast) from 2015-05-15T04:27:13
The usual cast of characters meet up with a new character, who totally isn't grating at all (and collectively they all set out to meet the legendary Unicorn Wizard). Exposition, quests, karaoke, an...
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Episode 29: Gettin' Jala Peno Business from 2015-05-15T04:23:38
Hey, y'all. Forrest edited this week, so you get a quality description! The group makes chase after a mysterious hooded figure disappears into the woods after last week's chase. Will the Weasels fi...
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Episode 28: Enter Player Four from 2015-05-15T04:18:27
The Dire Weasels get their first guest star, Phillip Canada. I mean, I don't really have much more to say on the subject. Listen to the episode. Stuff happens. Probably. Your hosts for the Dire ...
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Episode 27: Something, Something, Title from 2015-05-15T04:01:21
This was Dragonball Z cast. Somehow this tells you more about the episode than the original description did. Oh, we did definitely level up. This episode is a lot of setup for future things. Your...
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Episode 26: Into the Feywild from 2015-05-15T03:38:15
The party heads into the Feywild to track down the remainder of Marden's crew. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@...
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Episode 25: The Aftermath from 2015-05-15T03:34:14
The rest of the Weasels discover the horrible secret in room 3-something and Norville tries to cover his ass. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hank...
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Arbitrary Adventures: Murder Mystery Conclusion from 2015-05-15T03:29:23
We finish the murder mystery that Ivana DM's and continue to be terrible, terrible people. I'm sorry. Really. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - Jamlamin Tyrnth (@absurd...
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Arbitrary Adventures: Murder Mystery from 2015-05-15T03:22:42
Ivana took over as DM for a one-shot we played a while back. The idea was to do a murder mystery and we attempted to screw with her as much as possible. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast ar...
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Episode 24: Nothing Good Ever Happens After Midnight from 2015-05-15T03:13:29
The gang tries to figure out how to finish their quest after Gerbo (rightfully) killed their only lead. Some secrets are revealed and some vengeance is had. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podca...
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Episode 23: Of Greetings and Goodbyes from 2015-05-15T02:59:17
The party finishes up after the ogre battle and heads back to the city to see what needs to be done next. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins ...
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Episode 22: Do-Ogre from 2015-05-15T02:39:26
After returning to Cloudspire the group begins their next mission. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatma...
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Episode 21: Don't Stop Believing in Sexual Healing from 2015-05-15T02:36:35
The party limps back to the Namfoodle residence after dealing with the goblin stronghold and tries to sort out what to do next. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@josh...
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Episode 20: Ice, Ice, Gristle from 2015-05-15T02:29:48
The party finds their way inside the goblin fortress to take out the threat once and for all. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville G...
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Episode 19: Storming the Castle from 2015-05-15T02:25:48
Following their new 'friend' Grok, the gang arrives at the goblin stronghold, ready to brave the dangers within. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt H...
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Episode 18: Tea, Scones, and Broken Bones from 2015-05-15T02:22:47
After having met up with the king's advisor Nealus, the party heads out to Gerbo's hometown of Florence to investigate the strange letter indicating a possible goblin attack on the village. Your...
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Episode 17: Welcome to Cloudspire from 2015-05-15T02:19:10
The adventurers finally arrive at Cloudspire to collect their bounty and have their audience with the king, but some problems pop up and the adventurers have to stay the night in town. I'm sure the...
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Episode 16: A Fiasco on the Farm from 2015-05-15T02:15:04
After our DM switch up last week, we continue the adventure as the group goes to the house of their new friend, Miles O'Brady. Things may not all be as they seem in this apparently normal farmhouse...
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Episode 15: It's All Ogre, Now from 2015-05-15T02:11:17
The party has finished dealing with the Kobolds in Mt. Hazelnut of Doom and begins the trek back to Hobbiton. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Ma...
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Arbitrary Adventures: Fiasco! from 2015-05-15T02:07:17
We were without our glorious DM John this week due to him moving and being without an internet connection so we played Fiasco, instead. We get real(ly, because adverbs) drunk and mess up the game i...
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Episode 14: Light at the End of the Mineshaft from 2015-05-15T02:00:23
The party reaches the end of the mine and finally meets who is responsible for the Kobold menace. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins -...
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Episode 13: The Dice of Our Lives from 2015-05-15T01:56:48
The group encounters yet another group of combat starved Kobolds in the depths of Mt. Hazelnut of Doom. Can they survive this never ending threat? Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Joh...
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Episode 12: Trial's End from 2015-05-15T01:54:14
The party finishes the various trials set before them and continues to delve deeper into the Dwarvish ruins in their search for the Kobold squatters. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are ...
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Episode 11: Wildcard, B*tches! from 2015-05-15T01:46:57
Our merry band of "heroes" decide to press on into Mt. Hazelnut of Doom to clear out the Kobold threat because slaughtering tribes of creatures seems to be their only strength at this point. But th...
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Episode 10: The End of the Quest Formerly Known as the Never-Ending Quest That is Now Ending from 2015-05-15T01:40:23
The quest for the Banananomicon comes to a head! Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Molli...
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Episode 9: Vinegar Strokes from 2015-05-15T01:32:58
Our intrepid adventurers continue their trek into the woods, but there seems to be a little more than battle for our "heroes" this time around...could this be love? Also John gets super drunk and i...
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Episode 8: For Those Who Fight Further from 2015-05-15T01:29:40
The party continues its trek into the forest, fighting yet more gnolls/goblins (thanks, Matt!) in another abandoned elven building. Please direct all your hate mail for these combat-heavy episodes ...
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Episode 7: Saving Private Glimmerbottom from 2015-05-15T01:26:55
After learning where Norville was likely taken, our adventurers set out to rescue him and hopefully recover his book before too much damage can be done. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast a...
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Episode 6: Sic semper proditores! from 2015-05-15T01:22:04
With one of the players missing, things get a little crazy this week. Join the Weasels as we discover a bit more about that mysterious black book Norville was being so shady about and the secrets h...
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Episode 5: Killer Queen from 2015-05-15T01:18:54
After their lost companion Fredrick appears with kobolds by his side the Weasels must face off against them, once again proving to be heroes before Lord Georges. Your Hosts for the Dire Weasels ...
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Episode 4: Three Adventurers Walk into a Bar from 2015-05-15T01:15:57
So, this episode was entirely fucked. We had tons of technical issues, and as a result the episode may come across as a little choppy. We did what we could to edit it to make as much sense as possi...
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Episode 3: Chick-kil-A from 2015-05-15T01:06:38
We pick up with the Weasels walking into a cavern to discover their mysterious foe producing Lord Georges's eggs. How many times will Ivana die in this combat? How will Norville fuck this fight up ...
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Episode 2: Thunder... Thunder... Thunderwave! Hoooo!!! from 2015-05-15T01:00:43
After being given the quest to set out to fetch eggs for the "Ultimate Omelette Breakfast" for Georges and supplying up at the local Alchemy shop, our band of rejects heads west for the cavern...bu...
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Episode 1: The Eggventure Begins from 2015-05-15T00:52:26
Ahoy, we're a Dungeons and Dragons 5E real play podcast. In this episode we will be introduced to all the players their characters and begin our first quest. The hosts of this podcast are John V...
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