Podcasts by Disappointed But Not Surprised

73 - Hope Your $4 Was Worth It from 2023-03-06T00:10

Welcome back to another week of fuckery!  This week the girls give life updates.  Addie announces her pregnancy and morning sickness, Alex is grateful to not have kids, and the girls picky back ...

72 - DATING DISASTERS from 2023-01-16T15:10:59

On this weeks episode of fuckery, the girls have their friend Shoshana on the show, who talks about all the outrageous dates she's been on.  From being catfished to getting screamed at for not l...

71 - Backpack Queen from 2022-12-19T21:34:59

On this weeks episode of fuckery, the girls give life upstates. Alex talks about her vacation in Mexico and her distain for lazy people at the airport, and the girls tell a story about a car thi...

70 - Claude And The Karen Haircut from 2022-11-29T22:38:55

A long awaited Claude episode has arrived!!!  On this weeks shit show, Claude calls in and gives updates on his life and his relationship with his girlfriend with the Karen haircut, and the girl...

69 - THANKS MUCH! ft disappointing song by Jasmine from 2022-10-31T21:12:44

Welcome to episode 69!  On this week's episode, Sissy Jasmine tries to redeem himself by singing to Britney Spears and he was still awful, and Alex vents about her dimwit coworker and how she do...

68 - Sissy Maid from 2022-10-17T00:05

WELCOME BACKKKK to another week of fuckery after a brief hiatus!  Tune in this week to hear the girls interview their guest, Jenna, the sissy maid.  Jenna has been a sissy maid for his wife for ...

67 - Bitchfest from 2022-08-11T12:30:25

On this weeks bitchfest, the girls talk about society and how it's going to shit.  Follow us on social media... IG: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, FB: disappointedbutnotsurprisedpod, Tiktok: po...

66 - Confession Corner from 2022-07-11T17:04:50

On this weeks episode of fuckery, the girls read the last few weeks of confessions they've received but have been too slack to read.  Enjoy a full episode of confession corner!  Follow us on soc...

65 - I’m A Sissy Teapot from 2022-07-04T00:05

We want to apologize in advance for this weeks episode.  We let Sissy Jasmine come on to sing for you guys and he forgot the words to I'm A Slave 4 U by Britney Spears after he promised us he pr...

64 - DBNS Conspiracies from 2022-05-30T18:37:22

This week, the girls discuss a bunch of celebrity conspiracy theories they have such as the Avril Levine doppleganger, how Lady Gaga drinks the blood of young children, and most importantly, Bri...

63 - Is Craigslist the new Tinder? from 2022-05-23T00:05

On this weeks episode of fuckery, Alex gives the details of her new creepy stalker crush, Jefferina, and his pathetic tips.  Also, Claude calls in to relive his day and talk about how he got lai...

62 - Salmonella from 2022-05-09T00:05

This week, the girls update their last month of travels and life. Alex talks about a vacation she took with her family to Nashville where they got in a fight bad girls club style and almost got ...

61 - Games of Control from 2022-03-28T00:15

On this weeks episode of fuckery, the girls welcome guest Dio! Dio discusses his different types of kinks such as SPH, edging, ball busting, orgasm control and humiliation. He talks about how it...

60 - Claude and the Manties from 2022-02-21T00:10

Another Claude special!! This week Claude updates the girls on his work life of crack arrests, dodging AIDS, his new girlfriend with the Karen haircut, and 90 Day Fiancé. Tune in and give 5 star...

59 - Kambo And Other Plant Medicines from 2022-02-02T13:38:45

On this weeks episode, the girls invite on a Shaman and plant master, Lee Schwalb, to discuss the benefits of Kambo, Ayahuasca, micro dosing, and other beneficial plant medicines.   Lee also tal...

58 - Chill Brit from 2022-01-24T12:24:59

On this week episode the girls discuss an array of topics from Gabby Petito, to Britney Spears, covid, and ghost hauntings.  Tune in on spotify and ITunes.  Follow us on social media, IG: dbns.p...

57 - SPH&Sissy Kylie from 2022-01-17T00:33

Welcome back to another week of fuckery!!  This week the girls interview guest Sissy Kylie, who talks about dressing in women's clothes, dating with different kinks, forced feminization and humi...

56 - PAYPIG from 2021-12-06T00:28

Welcome back bitches!!  This weeks episode of fuckery is all about FinDom!  Addie and Alex's guest Matt considers himself a paypig aka someone who enjoys being financially dominated.  Matt goes ...

55 - Travel Disasters from 2021-11-22T09:59:52

We're back bitches... with another week of fuckery... after yet ANOTHER brief haitus (sorry)!!  This week the girls recap their past month, giving updates into the nonsense that happened in thei...

54 - He Doesn‘t Like Being Called Bill from 2021-10-25T00:05

Welcome back to the shit show.  After a slight hiatus, the girls are back with repeat guest Michelle, to divulge another stalker story.  For the past few months, Michelle has been dealing with a...

53 - Hangin with Hogatha from 2021-09-13T00:47

Welcome back to another week of complete fuckery!!!  This week, the girls have a true QUEEN on the show.  They interview drag queen and mega babe, Hogatha Cysty, who is a 1% African, 20% Latin X...

52 - HOE LIFE OR NO LIFE! from 2021-09-06T13:31:44

Welcome to another week of fuckery after a slight summer hiatus!  This week, Addie and Alex recap their summer, and give updates on the current situation of their shit show lives.  They also dis...

51 - So I Dated A Pornstar from 2021-08-09T00:03

Welcome to another week of fuckery!  This week, Addie and Alex interview their friend and fight club member Peter, who shares some crazy life stories.  Peter talks about banging a mother/daughte...

50 - Claude And The Wrestler from 2021-07-19T00:05

EPISODE 50 AND CLAUDE IS BACK!!!  On this weeks sexcapades, Claude concludes his toxic relationship with UN Pussy, divulges his newest addiction to the geriatric dating website silversingles.com...

49 - Bart Simpson Rocks from 2021-07-12T21:22:07

On this weeks episode of complete fuckery, Alex and Addie interview another micro peepee man.  Noah, the man with the tiny weiner, asks to be publicly humiliated, and wants the girls to spread t...

48 - Stay Single Kids from 2021-05-31T21:01:15

On this weeks episode of fuckery, Alex and Addie invite guest Amanda on to vent about her long term relationship with a notorious cheater and getting pregnant with him at a young age.  This girl...

47 - Fear Thy Neighbor from 2021-05-17T12:59:52

On this weeks episode of fuckery, Alex and Addie tell the tale of Alex’s creepy troll neighbor. For the past year, he has tortured Alex with his fluffy back hair, and now it's finally time to ge...

46 - Rigamaroles from 2021-05-10T00:05

On this weeks episode of fuckery, Addie and Alex recap the past few weeks of rigamarole in their lives, and talk about how to fit a tweedle in a twissle.  They also correct themselves on some mi...

45 - Welcome to the Dominatrix Dungeon from 2021-04-19T09:52:18

On this week’s episode of kink, Alex and Addie interview guest and Dominatrix, Lacey.  Lacey shares stories of her day to day fetish fulfillment, and some of the strangest requests she gets. Tun...

45 - Welcome to the Dominatrix Dungeon from 2021-04-19T09:52:18

On this week’s episode of kink, Alex and Addie interview guest and Dominatrix, Lacey.  Lacey shares stories of her day to day fetish fulfillment, and some of the strangest requests she gets. Tun...

44 - PAGING DR. LECTER from 2021-04-05T00:30

Welcome back bitches!!!  We have a different kind of episode for you this week!  Tune in to hear our open discussion about some of the most high profile serial killers with special guest Jay.  I...

43 - Seeking Sugar Daddy from 2021-03-29T08:32:38

On this weeks episode of fuckery, Addie and Alex interview their friend and sugar daddy Aaron.  Aaron gives some insight into the world of Seeking Arrangements and sugar babies.  He also gives h...

42 - Tinder: What Nightmares Are Made Of from 2021-03-22T00:15:18

On this weeks episode of complete fuckery, Addie and Alex’s friend Rachel joins them to share her tales of Tinder.  Rachel tells about the horrible dates she’s had, from the creepy cop killer, t...

41 - Text Me When You Get Home from 2021-03-08T00:30

On this week's episode, Alex and Addie give an update on their kambo session from last week, as well as an update on Addie’s dating life and the reason why they think physical touch aka orgasms ...

40 - Claude and the Wheelchair from 2021-03-01T14:01:35

Episode 40 and Claude is back! Guysss, tune in this week for our most controversial guest (this episode is not for the easily offended)..... Claude updates us on his romantic love life with his ...

39 - The Diaries Of A Dominatrix from 2021-02-01T00:30

Welcome to another week of complete fuckery!! This week, Addie and Alex interview their friend Mandy, who is a happy ending masseuse and dominatrix.  Mandy discusses her day to day work life of ...

38 - When Your Life Is DBNS from 2021-01-25T00:30

On this weeks edition of fuckery, Alex’s cousin Jamie comes on the show to talk about her 10 year relationship that ended the day she got home from her bachelorette party, and cheating scandals....

37 - Robbie ybeezy in da House!! from 2021-01-04T00:30

Thanks for listening to a full year of fuckery!!  Closing out season 1 with rap artist Robbie Paletta, aka Robbie ybeezy.  Robbie hypes up his new album coming out, discusses his inspiration for...

36 - FINANCIAL DOMINATION from 2020-12-21T00:10

This week, Alex and Addie interview their friend Richie, who introduces them to his world of financial domination.  Think BSDM and erotic humiliation with a financial, sugar baby twist.  If you ...

35 - A Sexperts Q&A - PT 2 from 2020-12-14T01:30

Welcome back to another Q&A!!  This week Alex and Addie answer another series of questions from listeners.  Tune in to hear their take on sex dolls, sexless marriage, nudists, swingers, and the ...

34 - A Sexperts Q&A from 2020-11-30T09:51:50

This week, Addie and Alex put their sexpert degrees to good use as they answer questions submitted by listeners.  Grower vs shower?  Girth or length?  Worst dating app pick up lines?  Porn that ...

33 - Polyamory Is SO Fetch from 2020-11-16T01:00

On this weeks edition of fuckery, the girls interview their friend Joe, who shares intimate details of his polyamorous relationship.  He talks about the rules and agreements that he's made with ...

32 - The Spooky Series - pt 2 from 2020-11-09T01:00

On this weeks episode, Addie and Alex continue their Spooky adventures.  They share about their ouija experience, ghost stories, and how they got attacked by the homeless in NYC.  Follow on IG: ...

31 - The Spooky Series - pt 1 from 2020-10-26T10:48:09

Welcome to the Spooky Series!!!  Tis the season.  On this weeks episode, Addie and Alex share their own personal ghost stories.  Alex talks about her experience with an Ouija board from back in ...

30 - Claude and the Witches Finger from 2020-10-19T00:20:48

The girls welcome back Claude for their 30th episode!!!  This week, Claude brings Addie and Alex up to date on his dating life.  He shares why sex with a meth addict is amazing, gives advice on ...

29 - THE SEX PANEL from 2020-10-12T11:55:24

This week, Addie and Alex bring two of their best bitches, Nina and Michelle, on to the show to do a sex panel.  They hold an open discussion about specific sex topics such as 69'ing, cunnilingu...

28 - The Debunked Attempt from 2020-10-05T00:27

This week, Addie and Alex invite their friend Phil Cepeda on the show.  Phil tried to debunk the girls theories on why guys get limp dicks the first time they have sex with a girl.  Phil also sh...

27 - So I Dated A Narcissist from 2020-09-28T09:55:21

This week Addie and Alex welcome their friend Michelle on to the podcast to share her narcissistic tales.  Michelle was engaged to a narcissist for years,  and discusses the red flags to look fo...

26 - Summer of YES... or no from 2020-09-21T09:04:19

Welcome back to another episode of disfunction!!!  This week Alex and Addie recap their dickless summer.  They also talk about the always disappointing but not surprised flaccid weiner and queef...

25 - Rollin With My Homies from 2020-08-17T02:34:45

Ex Marine, Rollin Koons is on this weeks episode of complete fuckery!!!  Rollin discusses his life as a marine, which entails stories of the Okinawa banana show, $20 hookers, and an aggressive o...

24 - NO KARATE PICS!!!... (and other do's and don'ts of dating apps) from 2020-08-10T23:10:07

Welcome to another week of judgement... Addie and Alex give the do's and don'ts of Hinge on this episode.  Both girls have recently downloaded the dating app and have come across some horrors.  ...

23 - Botox and Breath Work ft NINAAA from 2020-08-03T11:18:56

Alex and Addie's longtime friend Nina joins them on this week episode to shit talk and also discuss spirituality.  Nina works in a cosmetic doctors office where she has regular clients come in w...

22 - Tales From The Po-Po from 2020-07-13T10:39:39

This week, two partner on the police force, Diego and Francesco, share funny and horrifying stories that they have experienced on duty.  They give us an inside, yet sometimes funny look in the d...

21 - The Yellow Peanut M&M from 2020-07-06T01:10:24

CLAUDE'S BACK!!!!!!!!! Addie and Alex welcome back their favorite sex addict to guest again this week! As usual, Claude shares some of his hysterical sexual tales. Welcome to an hour of cuckhold...

20 - The Ugly Truth (ft Dr. Phil) from 2020-06-30T01:26:56

Ever wonder why that guy didn't call you back? We have the answer! This week, Addie and Alex welcome their friend Phil, who gives insight to sex, relationships, and dating. Phil also shares some...

19 - Gary from 2020-06-22T01:58

This week Addie and Alex welcome Alex's sister Gabby, to share funny stories of pick up lines and catfishing. Word to the wise guys, if a girl (or guy) does not answer you, using your pet's inst...

18 - Sexual Harassment In The Workplace from 2020-06-15T00:10

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 This weeks episode takes a more serious turn, where Alex and Addie discuss sexual harassment in the workplace.  Both girls have experienc...

17 - F*ck Dolls and Foreskin from 2020-06-08T00:09:44

Welcome to another week of fuckery.  Alex and Addie dissect two topics this week... Sex Doll Brothels and Foreskin Restoration.

Are Sex Dolls the future of prostitution??  According to Eu...

16 - Coping In Quarantine from 2020-06-01T00:42:07

Alex and Addie dive into how some people are filling their time during quarantine. Auto fellatio for the win!!!

15 - At Least We Haven't Dated A Murderer from 2020-05-18T00:02:25

On this weeks episode, Addie and Alex are thankful for never dating a murderer and discuss husbands that have murdered their wives.

14 - The Micro Weiner Monologues from 2020-05-04T23:58:07

Tune in this week to hear about Tylers tiny weiner and how he's grown to love his micropenis! 

13 - Monogamy Isn't For Everyone from 2020-04-27T00:01:48

Ever wonder what it's like to go to a swingers party?  Alex and Addie interview their friend Frank, who lived a wild life as an active swinger in his 20's.  Welcome to the orgy! 

12 - The Joys Of Dating A Sociopath from 2020-04-20T02:21:33

Addie and Alex discuss the difference between Narcissist Personality Disorder and Antisocial Personality Disorder aka Sociopaths, and the warning signs to look for when getting into a new relati...

11 - The Tickle Tapes (fetish pt 3) from 2020-04-13T11:56:50

On this weeks episode, Addie and Alex continue their fetish series with discussions on Tickle Torture, Adult Baby Syndrome, and Pica. 

10 - An Entire Family Of Little Chocolate Dingleberries (fetish pt 2) from 2020-04-06T13:18:59

Join Addie and Alex on this weeks wild episode where they interview their insanely perverted friend Claude, who tells stories of sex scandals and different fetishes, such as Bug Chasing, Agalmat...

9 - Red Flags??? Red Is My Favorite Color... from 2020-03-30T01:08:23

Cheers to a good breakup!! Alex and Addie celebrate Alex being newly single, and they discuss why they are blind to red flags in their own toxic relationships.

8 - WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS (ft. the toilet paper bandit) from 2020-03-23T00:21:29

Alex and Addie invite their friend Jamie on the show to talk about the Corona Virus and to share her own disappointed but not surprised story about catching her boyfriend cheating on her with cr...

7 - Hi My Name Is Addie And I'm An Alcoholic from 2020-03-16T00:37:12

On Addie's 8 year sober anniversary, she and Alex discuss addiction and the hurt it caused their families with their shows first guest, Clarence. Clarence also has a history of addiction and tog...

6 - Ffffetishes (pt 1) from 2020-03-09T00:18:46

Addie and Alex dive deep into the world of kink and share their knowledge on feet, feeders, furries and fire fetishes.

5 - Cheater Hunting Season from 2020-03-02T09:31:47

Alex and Addie discuss how to catch a cheater and talk about cheating scandals and revenge tactics. 

4 - Ghost Stories&Ghosting from 2020-02-24T01:16:32

Alex and Addie discuss their psychic experience and Alex's ability to see spirits along with the non metaphysical ghosting.

3 - #baddatesandbweeebwahhh from 2020-02-17T01:03:13

happy galentines day

2 - Workin Hard Or Hardly Workin from 2020-02-15T01:17:29

Alex and Addie talk about their insane day to day life at the car dealership and why they decided to get poisoned.

1 - No Cropdusting In Santas Workshop from 2020-02-12T01:09:08

Welcome to the podcast!! This is our first episode and we hope you enjoy! XOXO, Addie and Alex