Podcasts by DMTF Podcast
The Don’t Mention the Fußball Podcast - all about Hertha in English. We dabble. We. Digress. A. Lot.
The aim in the project is to share our love of and sometimes frustration with Hertha BSC. With the spoken word in particular, can prove difficult for foreign nationals to keep up with the existing podcasts in German. We are making these podcasts and corresponding website in English to help keep people who do not speak German well up to date and involved with our club.
Further podcasts by Jan & Simonir
Podcast on the topic Sport
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DMTF053 - We did OK until we conceded two goals from 2021-12-31T00:00
A quick ramble on the day after Christmas about the season so far with the normal distractions
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DMTF052 - Sometimes You Lose and Sometimes the Others Win from 2021-10-16T19:01:50
Patrick and Jan discuss the last two losses (boo) and avoid talking about a certain "club" from Leipzig. Patrick just finished the Berlin Marathon (yay) and Jan is lazy as always. Enjoy. And please...
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DMTF051 - The Jurgen Strikes Back from 2021-09-24T09:37:39
We discuss the last two wins (!) in our first in-person recording since spring 2020.
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DMTF050 - Like a Methlab Blowing Up from 2021-09-05T00:00
We have to talk about the last two losses, a rather botched sadline day and how we think Hertha is gonna fare with the transfers that DID happen.
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DMTF049 - Friends in high places from 2021-08-14T00:00
Jan returns to join Patrick and Simon to try and make sense of confusing times. Are we hopeful for the future?
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DMTF048 - Covid Blues from 2021-04-15T00:00
Jan returns to the podcast and we chew the fat about being Hertha fans in a pandemic.
We also have guest appearances from Maria and Inis. Maria tells us her Hertha story and how she has been a...
DMTF047 - Very Punchable Faces from 2021-02-26T00:00
Patrick, Simon and Markus are joined by Nick Gerum from Wisconsin to talk about Hertha's recent tribulations. Also, vandalism terminology, the "joys" of relegation, haute cuisine, and listener ques...
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DMTF046 - Our Collective Pain from 2021-02-08T00:00
Patrick, Simon and Markus are joined by ike from New Hampshire to talk about recent events following the return of Pal Dardai. They also answer listeners questions (or try to) and speculate about ...
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DMTF045 - Derbysieger from 2020-12-06T00:00
Simon, Patrick, Markus and Ed talk about the 3-1 win against Union, the flag problem that never was, a nod to Maradona and a little about the Hertha fan action supporting local businesses affected ...
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DMTF044 - Crushed by the Meat Mountain from 2020-11-24T00:00
Simon, Patrick and Markus talk about the brilliant win against Augsburg (which feels like a million years ago) and the devastating loss against Dortmund.
Also, some manager talk, international...
DMTF 043 Wolfsburg - "A Postgame Quickie" from 2020-11-02T20:22:04
In this brief episode Patrick, Simon, Ed and Bryan talk about the 1:1 draw against Wolfsburg, what could have been, and a quick recap of the season so far. Also some fashion and post-apocalyptic talk!
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DMTF042 - Let’s Get Quizzical - Teil 3 from 2020-10-06T00:00
Enjoy another international effort as Patrick plays host again, Maria and Ed play return guests, and Selecta plays newcomer! It’s time for Quiz #3!
Shirt sponsors, World Cup finals, lucky numb...
DMTF041 - Four Nations Quiz from 2020-07-25T00:00
This episode is hosted by Patrick who has prepared an end of season quiz for your entertainment. Taking part is Jan and Maria from Berlin together with Ed from the US. Simon is there as well but ...
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DMTF040 - A 4231 Person In A Fur Coat from 2020-07-05T00:00
Simon, Patrick and Markus sum up the last few games of what even by Hertha standards has been a weird year. We also talk about the clubs finances and new investments. We say goodbye to some playe...
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DMTF039 - Looking for a new fetish from 2020-06-02T10:25:50
The Big Bruno Club is here to stay. We discuss the action that has unfolded as the Bruno Train has choo-chooed from great performance to great performance. Fizzy drinks, Bratwürste from Köpenick an...
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DMTF038 - Goolies of the Goalies from 2020-05-22T00:00
Simon, Patrick and Markus meet after the first Ghost game against Hoffenheim but before the ghost derby against Union. Random diversions crop up but that’s nothing new. Simon’s axe makes an appea...
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DMTF037 - Entitled Karens from 2020-05-15T18:18:22
In the latest lockdown Covid-19 episode, Patrick and Jan are joined by prolific guest Markus and Maria from Berlin and Bryan from Texas join the Canadian quizmaster for some tough trivia. After the...
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DMTF036 - Shit Virus And No Toilet Paper from 2020-04-17T00:00
With countries all in lockdown as a result of the Covid19 virus four Hertha fans from four countries discuss even more difficult times than normal. We have questions from Patrick, advice about toi...
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DMTF035 - One Leckie doesn't make a spring from 2020-03-11T15:25:48
I am too lazy to do chapter marks or even a description for this track. Sorry Folks!
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DMTF034 - The things we do for love from 2020-02-23T16:30:20
We have another new guest on the 34th episode of DMTF. Saskia joins Markus and Jan in discussing all things Hertha. The game in Paderborn and the embarrassing home loss to Köln. Enjoy!
If ...
DMTF033 - Death of a Klinsmann from 2020-02-11T23:19:39
We have a guest on our 33rd episode, Markus joins us at the DMTF Headquarters. We have a lot to talk about. But little did we know that Uncle Jürgen would pull a fast one the next morning. So we we...
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DMTF032 - In the shitter from 2020-01-21T17:34:17
In the first episode of 2020, we are racking our brains for any positive talking points after the 0:4 shitshow of a game against Bayern. After traying for ages, we just let it go and hope for bette...
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DMTF031 - I'm back in Jürgen's arms from 2019-12-26T00:00
Simon and Jan sit down to catch up on all the latest about Hertha in person. Some surprise guests join us and we have a little bit of bonus material from the Canadian sensation and a little shout-o...
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DMTF030 - Always look on the bright side of life (polishing a turd) from 2019-11-17T09:41:10
Jan returns to the podcast after a break on baby duty to discuss the latest catastrophes from our beloved Old Lady. We try valiantly not to talk about losses to Hoffenheim, Union Berlin and a fizzy...
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DMTF029 - Pure Football - Pure Stadium from 2019-10-10T15:00:55
In this episode we dabble in some actual facts which is a massive departure from our normal waffling and ranting. We start off with Simon talking to himself about the game against Dusseldorf for a...
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DMTF028 - A streak of good fortune from 2019-10-04T10:29:57
Simon is joined by Team Canada in the form of Patrick and Cynth to represent Hertha North America. We discuss the games against Paderborn and Koln as well as the merits of running around Berlin wi...
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DMTFF027 - Dr Jekyll and Mr Shit from 2019-09-07T18:50:38
Simon and Patrick are joined by Cynthia in this celebration of defensive prowess. We discuss the home game against Wolfsburg and away in Gelsenkirchen as well as the normal random stuff. We also ...
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DMTF026 - Random is as random does (one too many) from 2019-08-23T00:00
Simónir and Patrick blow away cobwebs and scrape of rust at the start of the 2019/20 season. All planning went out the window - it had been a long day . . . excuses excuses. My bad.
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DMTF0025 - While the cat's away from 2019-05-20T00:00
While Jan is away at the Hertha's members meeting collecting valuable intel. Simon record with Patrick, Cynthia and Veronica. They ramble on about Hertha vs Augsburg and Leverkusen as well as the ...
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DMTF024 - Ballsy Balls and other Nonsense from 2019-05-09T00:00
In our latest episode, Patrick and Simon get into some liquor and all kinds of shenanigans in spite of the relatively good results (4 points from the last two games). We also have an exclusive live...
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DMTF023 - Dead in the Water from 2019-04-23T07:19:17
In our latest episode, we welcome the Canadian Dynamic Duo of Cynthia and Patrick and get into some liquor and all kinds of shenanigans to avoid talking about the games. Some questions are also ans...
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DMTF022 - Shithousery and snuff movies from 2019-04-11T13:19:17
Games no one wants to talk about really and lots of other shithousery with your hosts and our beloved guest Patrick, who hosted us in his humble abode. If you dig old men rambling on, this podcast ...
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DMTF021 - Fika and Kielbasa from 2019-03-19T07:51:40
In this brand-new episode, we whiz through a ton of games in various detail and give you all the latest shebang about the best club in the entire galaxy. Coming soon to a country run by a white sup...
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DMTF020 - Tinkle as you score from 2019-02-06T11:54:48
After just one rather shitty game, Simon and Jan have a little conversation about the home game against Wolfsburg and then drift off into urinals and other baloney. The end features a short intervi...
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DMTF018 - I fart in your general direction w/ Blaues Gehirn from 2019-01-29T14:16:52
With Simon stuck at home and the internet service finally up, we brought in a special friend: Meet Klaus, a Herthaner since 1977 and very talkative - who would have thought? Listen to two hours of ...
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DMTF019 - Rückrunde Surprise from 2019-01-29T00:00
In the first "real" podcast of the new year, Simon and Jan discuss the games in Nürnberg (awesome) and against Gelsenkirchen (kinda cool). We also answer some questions and then ramble on as usual....
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DMTF017 - There is always a "but" with Hertha from 2018-12-10T22:04:36
In our latest effort, we discuss the away game in Hannover and the home game against Frankfurt and all the stuff happening before and after these games. We give you an update on the injuries afflic...
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DMTF016 - From the jaws of defeat from 2018-11-27T22:52:13
After yet another international break, we are back with the away game in Düsseldorf and the home game against Hoffenheim. As usual, we digress a whole lot, uncovering fascinating facts like the sta...
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DMTF015 - The Sound of Silence from 2018-11-07T12:31:28
In our newest episode, we have a look at the away game in Dortmund (neat), the away game in the cup in Darmstadt (also neat), the home game against Raba in an unusually quiet Olympiastadion (not ve...
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DMTF014 - Old or New Hertha? from 2018-10-25T00:00
In our third episode of the 2018/19 season, we discuss the away game in Mainz and the home game against Freiburg and then get lost in other ramblings.
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DMTF013 - Who is this team? from 2018-10-03T00:00
After a bit of a break Jan and Simonir return to wonder who this team is that appear to have emerged from the shadows. Not sure who they are but we”re warming to them.
00h 00m 10s - Hello...
DMTF012 - Here we go again from 2018-08-22T00:00
DMTF012 - Here we go again
In this episode we introduce the listener to the new 2018/19 season including:
- the changes to the squad over the summer
- Tedi offer on reduced price t...
DMTF011 - Groundhog Day on MD 34 from 2018-05-14T13:52:27
In the last Matchday episode of this season, we have to talk about the last two games. Grief counseling would be more appropriate. But we do see some positive aspects to the whole ordeal, a very bl...
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DMTF010 - Four people and an LVP from 2018-05-06T20:06:12
Well Hertha fans, now have just two games to play in the 2017/18 season. One away game against Hannover ’96 and then the fizzy drinks company in Berlin on the last day. Before these last two game...
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DMTF009 - 1,000 goals and a Fleischwolf from 2018-04-20T00:00
This weeks home game had our committed and professional reporters living in hope as they arrived at the stadium on a day that was not quite as pleasant as the weather forecasters and indeed Hertha ...
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DMTF008 - One swallow doesn't make a summer from 2018-04-06T18:56:08
The Saturday night had us trudging towards the Olympiastadion on a dark, wet March evening but hey I’m sure the listener appreciates our commitment. DMTF008 has us chatting about . . .
-...
DMTF007 - Hertha and the Disappearing Goal Threat from 2018-03-14T21:11:37
In DMTF007 we face up to, amongst other things, the the three games including 392+ minutes without Hertha finding the net.
Useful links to subjects mentioned:
- Patrick's blog: ...
DMTF006 - Even more precarious games from 2018-02-21T14:21:43
Simónir has returned from his vacations and we are back at it in our little room.
We discuss three more or less precarious games, dabble and digress.
00:00:00 Intro
00:01:19 BSCM...
DMTF005_With precarious technical difficulty from 2018-02-11T20:48:40
With great and precarious technical difficulty, we do our first show over Skype with Simon at home in England. We apologise for the low sound quality. We also talk about the away game in Bremen and...
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DMTF004_Selke Through The Smoke from 2018-01-24T00:00
Hertha start after the Winter Break against Stuttgart and then we pierce the pyro smoke in the Olympiastadion against Dortmund.
* Simónir’s Deathbed
* Away at Stuttgart including the curse ...
DMTF003 - Winter Break Special Featuring Fizzy Pop from 2018-01-12T18:36:25
This time we talk about the Winter break as well as the game against a well known fizzy pop franchise. So, this episode includes:
- Away game in Leipzig
- Current state of affairs
- Th...
DMTF002 – Flugkopfball from 2017-12-29T00:00
We are back with episode 002, discussing the latest games and also answering some listener questions. Fair warning: Simónir is singing on this episode, we cannot accept any liability whatsoever.
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DMTF Intro from 2017-12-21T12:13:04
An introduction to the DMTF Podcast about Hertha BSC in English
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