Podcasts by Doctor Whos Line, is it?...Anyway!!!

#190 - In Conversation With 34 - Wild Blue Yonder from 2023-12-07T18:49:02

We discuss the latest offering, Doctor Who: Special 2 - "Wild Blue Yonder." It's not often we have more people on the review than we do actors on the episode.

#189 - In Conversation With 33 - The Star Beast from 2023-12-03T00:20:16

We come together to discuss the newest episode of Doctor Who "The Star Beast!" What did you think of the episode?

#188 - In Conversation With 32 - Pre-Specials Chat from 2023-11-21T22:00

Join us as we have a pre-specials (and more) chat, and look ahead to the next few weeks & beyond.

#187 - Enter the Worms Again from 2023-10-04T04:00

It's time to revisit Enter the Worms! Series 1, episode 2. The Timey-Wimey episode becomes even more time-wimey if you're listening to the episodes in episodical episode.

Oh, and...

#186 - Robes Revisited from 2023-08-17T03:10:18

It's time to revisit Robes! Series 1, episode 1.

A new Doctor! A new improvisor to play that Doctor! New choices to be made and made they shall be.

#185 - Robert Revisited - Episode 4 from 2023-06-06T16:01:46

It's the final episode of Robot and, therefore the last time we revisit Robert. Our intrepid protagonists have a plot to wrap up and questions to be answered. Join us, won't you? Again?

#184 - Robert Revisited - Episode 3 from 2023-05-10T04:00:10

We meet up with our intrepid heroes in the third part of this classic made new, it's ROBERT aka Robot, episode 3!

#183 - Robert Revisited - Episode 2 from 2023-04-05T18:01:13

We join our heroes in the second installment of a classic made new, it's ROBERT aka Robot, episode 2! 

#182 - Robert Revisited - Episode 1 from 2023-03-15T04:00:36

It's that time again, time for another remix of an old classic to some become a new... old... classic. It's ROBERT aka Robot, episode 1! 

#181 - Musical Interlude 13 from 2023-01-24T05:00:44

Think this improv thing needs another element? Longing for songs that are tangentially related to the Classic Who episode, Earthshock? (Burst-stock!) We've got you covered. Settle in and a serve...

#180 - Christmas Special - Kiss My Ass in Vegas Remix from 2022-12-21T05:00:11

It's our Christmas Special again & this time, it's Christmas Invasion! Kat is taking centre stage as the Doctor as we revisit Kiss My Ass in Vegas. This episode is probably our biggest cast ...

#179 - In Conversation With 31 - The Power of the Doctor review part 2 from 2022-11-16T05:03

The Jodie Whittaker/Chris Chibnall era has closed with the feature-length spectacular it ended with is all the talk on the town. Here's part two of our conversation!

#178 - In Conversation With 30 - The Power of the Doctor review part 1 from 2022-11-02T09:21:07

The Jodie Whittaker/Chris Chibnall era closed with a feature length spectacular & it is our duty to talk about it for you...so we did! In fact we talked about it so much that we had to split...

#177 - An Earthy Child Remix - Episode 4 - The Fart Shaker from 2022-09-28T04:00:58

The fart jokes continue and they will not be stopped (until the end of the episode).

#176 - An Earthy Child Remix - Episode 3 - The Forest of Farts from 2022-09-07T04:00:10

Our intrepid gang of improvisers have conquered and remixed not one but TWO episodes. Can they tackle a third, this time a forest of... farts?

#175 - An Earthy Child Remix - Episode 2 - The Craving of Numbskulls from 2022-08-03T04:00:59

Have you listened to episode 1 of An Earthy Child - Remix? Moving onto episode two...

Its:

The Craving of Numbskulls

#174 - An Earthy Child Remix - Episode 1 from 2022-07-31T00:47:31

It's our first proper episode in a while, but we're back at it. Here's episode one of An Unearthly Child - Remix

#173 - In Conversation with 29 - David Tennant & Katherine Tate part 2 from 2022-06-26T18:11:12

We continue our discussion which is one big spoiler, so if you don't want to hear about things that may or may not have been released by the BBC, maybe set this one on the back burner.

If...

#172 - In Conversation with 28 - David Tennant & Katherine Tate part 1 from 2022-06-10T21:07:08

This whole episode is one big spoiler, so if you don't want to hear about things that may or may not have been released by the BBC, maybe set this one on the back burner.

If you're here w...

#171 - In Conversation with 27 - Ncuti Gatwa is the New Doctor from 2022-05-10T22:28:39

Everyone wants to tackle the newest news and we're no exception! 

Our brief get-together to discuss Ncuti's announcement that he will be playing the FOURTEENTH Doctor. 

#170 - In Conversation with 26 - Legend of the Sea Devils Review from 2022-04-28T03:43:38

Lookout, it's our review of Legend of the Sea Devils.

#169 - Improv Commentary 2 - The Horny Nom Noms episode 3 - Charity Special from 2022-04-20T04:00

It's our 2nd Improv DVD Commentary, this time Horns of Nimon episode 3! Moderated by none other than Toby Hadoke himself!!!!

To make it ...

#169 - Improv Commentary 002 - The Horny Nom Noms 3 - Toby Hadoke Charity Special from 2022-04-20T04:00

It's our 2nd Improv DVD Commentary, this time Horns of Nimon episode 3! Moderated by none other than Toby Hadoke himself!!!!

To make it ...

#168 - Random Improv 4 - Twister in the Tale 2 from 2022-04-13T04:00

The twister in the tale concludes! Featuring the Fourth, Fifth and Seventh doctors (improvisors) although Five seems to have taken up by a time scoop at some point between the two... 

#167 - Random Improv 4 - Twister in the Tale from 2022-04-06T04:00

The next of our Random Improv episodes, it's a multi-Doctor story that also features the Celestial Toymaker!

Enjoy part 1, and part 2 coming soon!

#166 - In Conversation With... 025 - Spin-offs 2 from 2022-02-23T15:39:56

The continuing discussion of Doctor Who spin-offs...

#165 - In Conversation With... 024 - Spin-offs 1 from 2022-02-02T05:00

It's part 1 of our Spin-Offs conversation, where we discuss K9 & Company as well as Torchwood, both misunderstood shows from different eras. One of them has a tin dog and one of them has K-9...

#164 - In Conversation With... 023 - Eve of the Daleks from 2022-01-12T05:00

Our crew sits down to chat in our usual way about the New Years Treat - Eve of the Daleks. What do you think about this episode? Agree or disagree?

#163 - Improv Commentary 001 - Terror of the Autons 1 from 2021-12-25T04:39:47

Part one of our Terror of the Autons improv commentary. 

#162 - In Conversation With... 22 - Chapters 5 & 6 of Flux from 2021-12-18T19:42:03

The last part of our discussion about Doctor Who: Flux including SUE'S SCORES. We know you were waiting for that.

#161 - Speculation 1 - Flux Finale from 2021-12-03T21:06:59

Our intrepid leader Miles speculates about the Flux finale finally. Also, talks about the specials & the new RTD era. 

#160 - In Conversation With...21 - Flux - Chapters 3 & 4 from 2021-11-28T19:39:06

We talk about chapters 3 & 4 of Flux! It's another quick(ish) review! We hope you enjoy it & agree with some of what we said!

#159 - Random Improv 3 - Gimp Zoo part 2 from 2021-11-24T02:07:34

Part Two of the Gimp Zoo. Does what it says on the tin. 

#158 - In Conversation With...20 - Flux - Chapters 1 & 2 from 2021-11-13T20:30:08

We talk about chapters 1 & 2 of Flux! It's the quickest review we've ever done as we recorded this less than 24 hours ago but we wanted to get t out there before episode 3 airs tomorrow! We ...

#157 - Random Improv 3 - Gimp Zoo part 1 from 2021-11-10T01:56:41

A lot has been going on in the world; why not relax and enjoy some random improv? Just click off your brain, smile, and get ready to laugh at or with our podcast participants. It's your choice.<...

#156 - In Conversation With...19 - Revolution of the Daleks - part 2 from 2021-04-07T04:00

It's the 2nd half of our review of Revolution of the Daleks. Sue has been pretty critical of it so far so really all we want to know is WHAT DO YOU THINK, SUE?

Episode 155 - In Conversation With...18 - Revolution of the Daleks - part 1 from 2021-03-12T06:44:55

Part 1 of our Review of Revolution of the Daleks!

#155 - In Conversation With...18 - Revolution of the Daleks - part 1 from 2021-03-12T05:44:55

Part 1 of our Review of Revolution of the Daleks!

#154 - Meet the Cast 3 part 3 from 2021-02-24T16:58:57

It's another Meet the Cast episode... part 3 of 3! Join us for this final part... won't you?

#153 - Meet the Cast 3 part 2 from 2021-02-10T05:00

It's another Meet the Cast episode... part 2 of 3! Join us... won't you?

#152 - Meet the Cast 3 part 1 from 2021-01-27T05:00

It's another Meet the Cast episode... part 1 of 2 or maybe even 3! Suky & Nick are the cast we're meeting this time, join us... won't you?

#151 - Musical Interlude 12 from 2021-01-13T05:00

It's a musical interlude episode featuring The Vegetation & Block Our Kid!

#150 - Garlic from 2020-11-26T17:57:47

DWLIIA is now 4 years old! AND this is our 150th episode!! What better way to celebrate than to utterly destroy a well-loved story? Introduced by and starring its illustrious writer, this is a c...

#149 - In Conversation With 17 Part 2 from 2020-09-09T04:00

The continuation of our chat! With the recent news that Christopher Eccleston is returning to the role of the 9th Doctor, we decided to talk about it... & other things too because we can't s...

#148 - In Conversation With 17 from 2020-08-26T03:08:09

We're chatting again this week! With the recent news that Christopher Eccleston is returning to the role of the 9th Doctor, we decided to talk about it... & other things too because we can't...

#147 - One Word Story 001 - From the Sublime to the Ridiculous from 2020-08-19T14:34:18

From the sublime to the ridiculous! This episode our intrepid improvisers attempt to create a story 1 word at a time. Do they know what a story is? Do they know words? & is that Paul McGann ...

#146 - Future Chief of the Young Dudes - NHS Celebrity Special from 2020-07-01T05:08:13

In this extra special episode of Doctor Who's Line, is it?,,,,,Anyway! We have enlisted the help of 18 celebrity guests to tell the following tale - Ruth (Sophie Aldred...

#145 - Random Improv 2 - Cheese Dating Part 2 from 2020-06-17T05:29:37

In the first part of this fully improvised story Barbara was on a blind date with a Telly Reptile only to find that there were baby Rutans in their soup!! Can the Doctor come to the rescue, or i...

#144 - Random Improv 2 - Cheese Dating Part 1 from 2020-06-02T04:34:41

In this week's totally improvised nonsense, the 1st Doctor chaperones Barbara on a blind date, where they meet a familiar scaly face & the Doctor obsesses about cheese! Now with added French...

#143 - Classic Who Review - An Unearthly Child 2 from 2020-05-27T04:00

Last week our improv crew started discussing An Unearthly Child episode 1. They struggled to keep on topic a bit (A BIT???) to the extent that we had to split this into 2 parts....so to find out...

#142 - Classic Who Review - An Unearthly Child 1 from 2020-05-23T18:06:02

We are all about improv here at DWLIIA, so this week we're ignoring that completely & doing another review episode because you seem to like them! We go right back to where it all began, for ...

#141 - Random Improv - London Lochdown 2 from 2020-05-13T04:00

When we last left our improvised story Christopher Guard was about to be eaten by the Loch Ness Monster in deserted London. Heavens to Betsy, surely not? How can the Doctor, Peri, Tegan & Mi...

#140 - Random Improv - London Lochdown 1 from 2020-05-06T04:55

Our improvisors have been left without a televised episode or any real guidance to make a podcast. Armed with improv, they've used their love of Doctor Who and their awareness of the present to ...

#139 - In Conversation With 16 from 2020-04-22T19:28:29

Part 2 of our epic conversation, this week the team continue their discussion of classic vs modern Doctor Who, & therefore end up talking about food, women's place in society, the current vi...

#138 - In Conversation With 15 from 2020-04-15T04:00

We're still chatting here on DWLIIA! In this first half of a 2-part episode we talk about Classic vs Modern Who, Big Finish & other related audio dramas...& there are THREE songs for you...

#137 - Musical Interlude 11 from 2020-04-01T05:19:54

Get your jazz hands ready! A musical episode of DWLIIA centred around the first two stories of the Seventh Doctor run. No DVDs required. Excellent music for working/studying/living at home! ...

#136 - In Conversation With 14 - Stay Safe! from 2020-03-25T04:00

These are troubled times, with plenty of reasons to be scared & unhappy....but we here at DWLIIA believe that we can all get through this & we want to keep on entertaining & amusing ...

#135 - In Conversation With 13 - The Timeless Children from 2020-03-12T00:21:35

How many podcasters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, that's irrelevant because this is audio...but we can tell you that it takes SEVEN to review the S12 series finale - The Timeless Chi...

#134 - In Conversation With...012 - Ascension of the Cybermen from 2020-03-12T00:20:47

Series 12 rattles along towards its inevitable conclusion like a juggernaut...& DWLIIA is puffing & panting as it struggles to keep up, wheezily reviewing away behind it! This week we se...

#133 - In Conversation With...011 - The Haunting of Villa Diodati from 2020-02-26T13:29:47

How have you been enjoying Doctor Who so far? That's great to hear. No, I don't think that'll happen either, but just in case, remember that it's Frankenstein's monster. The real monster lies in...

#132 - In Conversation With...010 - Can You Hear Me? from 2020-02-19T04:00

Can You Hear Me, Mother?

Fear not dear listener....this isn't a review of anything by George Formby! Our intrepid bunch of erstwhile improvisors are reviewing th...

#131 In Conversation With...009 - Praxeus from 2020-02-12T06:00

Reduce! Reuse! Recycle! Remit! 

Are you a sucker for a scientist? Maybe you're married to an astronaut? You're in the right place. Also, just as a warning t...

#130 In Conversation With...008 - Fugitive of the Judoon from 2020-02-05T13:27:05

Oh my. There's a lot to talk about this week. The lady is WHO? HE'S BACK?!

Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers.

Join our bewildered improvisors as they give their opinions hard and fast a...

#129 In Conversation With...007 - Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror from 2020-01-30T03:53:01

Nikola Tesla was a Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his contributions to the design of the modern alternating current elect...

#128 In Conversation With...006 - Orphan 55 from 2020-01-23T03:18:28

The Doctor and her companions discover the luxury resort Tranquility Spa as well as the ferocious monsters attacking it! Listen as our improvisors pick this episode apart and discover the Hopper...

#127 In Conversation With...005 - Spyfall Part 2 from 2020-01-15T04:31:42

Previously on Doctor Who's Line, is it? ... Anyway!

Second verse better than the first? Our improvisors take a minute to chat about part 2 of Spyfall, the opening 2-parter in the newest s...

#126 In Conversation With...004 - Spyfall Part 1 from 2020-01-08T04:22:54

There's a new series of Doctor Who and our wonderful cast members want to talk about it! This episode we are in conversation about Spyfall - Part 1 It's not our normal improv thing, so we need y...

#125 Missionary of the UN, No! from 2019-12-26T07:22:23

The Doctor & his chums are taking a well earned week off (odd considering we haven't seen the 1st Doctor since June 2017!!) but stepping in to have an adventure are some new weirdos....&...

#124 In Conversation With... Special 001 - Debbie Watling & John Leeson from 2019-11-27T03:29:16

We've passed our birthday as a slightly older and wiser podcast we're giving a present to our listeners, here is a very special "In Conversation with:" A conversation with Debbie Watling and Joh...

#123 In Conversation With...003 from 2019-11-13T04:54:57

This episode we are in conversation with cast members Suky & Robin. 

#122 Musical Interlude 10 from 2019-10-30T03:20:42

In our search of by the book podcasting, we here at Doctor Who's Line, is it? ... Anyway! sought a textbook definition of musical to base our latest episode on. Here it is: 

mu·si·ca...

#121 Musical Interlude 9 from 2019-10-16T03:37:34

Life's pretty hard right now for a lot of people and who wants plots and confusion when you can have MUSIC and ILLUSION! 

At this point our "regular" episodes have become our special...

#120 Musical Interlude 8 from 2019-10-02T03:46:03

We’ve been absent for a few weeks, but now we’re back with another musical interlude to tide you over till our next standard episode.

You thought you were subscribing to one of those norm...

#119 Musical Interlude 7 from 2019-08-28T04:06:32

It's another Musical Interlude, this one is a 10th Doctor special featuring Grilled Chicken in the Fireplace, Rice of the Cidermen, Buns of Steel & Tame Clash....and of course starring the o...

#118 Santa's Pits from 2019-08-14T03:55:31

The Doctor & irritating Ida have gone to find the Waga Waga plants to cure Santa's BO, but he seems to be down a big hole. Meanwhile the Spaghetti Elves have Pink Eye & Danny might not g...

#117 The Improbable Plant from 2019-07-31T03:22:12

The Doctor is taking Rose to the North Pole to see Father Christmas & hoping he doesn't give her a chihuahua!!! There's an odd smell in the air & only an improbable names plant can clear...

#116 The Idea's Slanting from 2019-07-17T04:33:26

The Doctor takes Rose to the set of Coronation Street, where surely nothing can go wrong.....right? Wrong! There's sucking & whiskey & spiders & wrestling running amok. Time to get a...

#115 Robert's Gone Deaf 4 from 2019-07-10T04:37:02

Dask has got the hots for the Doctor & is prepared to wipe out the entire crew of the sandwich miner to get to him. Will he succumb to Dask's advances, or will he stick a ruddy great probe i...

#114 Robert's Gone Deaf 3 from 2019-07-03T03:32:11

The sandwich miner has proven to be as stable as Susan on a completely flat floor & is now sinking. There are no purple sandwiches to be found anywhere, the robots are farting like crazy &am...

#113 Robert's Gone Deaf 2 from 2019-06-26T04:35:36

There's an odd smell coming from the food storage area....it could be the corpse, it could be the farting robot, it could be the asbestos sandwich filling, or it might be the Doctor. One thing's...

#112 Robert's Gone Deaf 1 from 2019-06-19T03:46:52

Some people buy sandwiches, some people make sandwiches, a few sad people steal sandwiches....& some people mine sandwiches. Smelly people generally....weird smelly people with odd robots!

#111 The Farce of Weebles 4 from 2019-06-12T04:00

The Doctor & Leela are in a massive Immodium container trying not to slip on all the molten candle wax & regularly checking their shoes & shaving their armpits! Things are coming to ...

#110 The Farce of Weebles 3 from 2019-06-05T04:00

Let's face it, the Doctor isn't having a good day. On the face of it, he should be, with chicken restaurants to choose from, but he's putting a brave face on things & has gone to search for ...

#109 The Farce of Weebles 2 from 2019-05-29T23:40:08

The Doctor is off on a jungle experience hoping to find a talking cabbage, but instead has found a construction company of chicken restaurant worshippers & a massive carving of William Shatn...

#108 The Farce of Weebles 1 from 2019-05-26T22:24:31

A jungle. A construction company building a condo complex. Where will they put the supermarket? Where will they put the chicken restaurant? Why do they wear those uniforms? & will the Doctor...

#107 Dudley is Hissing 4 from 2019-05-26T22:21:14

In this week's exciting episode the Doctor returns from Chessington World of Adventures for a final (!!!) climactic meeting with Jeff...that is assuming he isn't sidetracked by Spandex & Igo...

#106 Dudley is Hissing 3 from 2019-05-26T22:19:18

In a break with tradition, the Doctor has decided to forego the story for a week & instead has headed to Chessington World of Adventures, where doubtless he won't be shot at, poisoned, set o...

#105 Dudley is Hissing 2 from 2019-05-26T22:17:21

The Doctor has gone home but is already having problems. He seems to have shot the President with a laundry staser & worse still there's pizza waiting for him which most normal people wouldn...

#104 Dudley is Hissing 1 from 2019-05-26T22:15:33

The Doctor has dropped off his chum Sarah because he has received an urgent space fax from his old mucker, Dudley & is heading back home for the first time in over 100,000 years. Let's hope ...

#103 Musical Interlude 6 - Tinder & Tuesday from 2019-05-26T22:13:35

You probably thought the songs were over. You probably thought we wouldn't sing about snakes and frogs. Well, you're wrong, we have another episode chock full of improv musical madness from Tind...

#102 In Conversation With...002 from 2019-05-26T22:11:08

Here at Doctor Who's Line, is it?... Anyway! DWLIIA to the cool kids, we strive to bring you only the highest quality banter and the most skilled improv. That carries over to our normal conversa...

#101 The Goat's Mum, You Meant? from 2019-05-26T22:08:16

The Doctor & her chums have taken an impromptu trip into space but forgotten to bring a spaceship! Let's hope someone comes along & that they have a functioning toilet with fresh unused ...

#100 The Womble Who Felt a Twerp from 2019-05-26T21:59:31

As we reach our 100th episode the Doctor has decided to celebrate by regurgitating into a lady (!) & getting a job on Virgin Rail! There she finds herself embroiled in a tale of soup, accent...

#099 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 4 from 2019-05-26T21:57:10

With the twins getting ever more annoying, the owls becoming more prominent, the clothes not getting any less garish, Zac Efron getting older than seems possible & Peri somehow managing to s...

#098 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 3 from 2019-05-26T21:49:43

Peri's Tata Temple has gone tits up & with it the Doctor (it might reduce his swearing but somehow we doubt it!). How will Peri escape? Or will she settle down with Zac Efron, or the annoyin...

#097 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 2 from 2019-05-26T21:47:44

The Doctor has regurgitated into a sweary twit with even less fashion sense than ever! In his confusion he has mistaken Peri for Adric & naturally tried to throttle her, but thanks to her no...

#096 The Twit Meets Di & Emma 1 from 2019-05-26T21:45:43

Having ultimately failed to get rid of his companions the Fifth Incantation of the Doctor had too much to drink, got visions of Adric & promptly regurgitated again! Now he is once again a di...

#095 In Conversation With... 001 from 2019-05-25T18:15:01

For any listener longing to have a peek behind the improvising curtains, to hear the chat before we hit play... this week we have Drew, Darren, Sue, Randy, Phillip & Miles talking about Doct...

#094 Musical Interlude 5 from 2019-05-25T18:11:38

To see in 2019 we thought you might all enjoy some banging tunes & what better ones to pick than the ones which focus on the grumpy 5th Doctor who wants to ditch his companions, the wonderfu...

#093 You're Nicked, Doctor! from 2019-05-25T18:08:42

Christmas is coming a little bit early!

Now travelling on his own, the Doctor fancies a spot of jousting, so naturally heads for Victorian England - or the set of Oliver - but trouble is ...

#092 Flagon Drier 3 from 2019-05-25T18:03:54

There's a cockroach on the loose with a urine crystal for a brain, so goodness only knows what it'll do. What's the best way of dealing with it? Either send a squad of wannabe heroes that took p...

#091 Flagon Drier 2 from 2019-05-25T18:01:21

The Doctor has taken leave of what senses he possessed & is currently dangling over a cliff & facing almost certain doom! Will Savlon Glitch help him or will he wait till he drops & ...

#090 Flagon Drier 1 from 2019-05-25T17:57:37

If you want to go to a place where they serve the very best candles, where the cockroach infestation is rife but the roaches are painted white & have little hats, & where toilet paper is...

#089 Denting of the Bin Men 3 from 2019-05-25T17:55:19

Mel has gone to an all-you-can-eat meat party hosted by Gaviscon, boss of the Bin Men...probably in the hope of finally getting a drink! Will the Doctor join her, or is he still tied up with tha...

#088 Denting of the Bin Men 2 from 2019-05-25T17:52:34

At the holiday camp in Wales Mel is struggling. The camp has no more alcohol, the Doctor has hooked up with a Welsh girl, she's been accosted by the Bin Men & her room mate has laid an egg w...

#087 Denting of the Bin Men 1 from 2019-05-25T17:49:43

The Doctor & Mel are on a search for alcohol when a chance meeting with the Galactic Emperor sends them towards the centre of the booze universe....Wales!!! They are joined by a weird clucki...

#086 Umpires of Tennis from 2019-05-25T17:46:49

The Doctor gatecrashes Rory's rehearsal to take him & Amy somewhere where she can get her crack lubricated, & to see a tennis or cricket match...but the pitch is flooded & nobody can...

#085 Flash is Home from 2019-05-25T17:42:20

The Weeing Angles have returned to make silly noises & to put the Doctor off his picnic, which is already proving to be problematic since the Picnic Manoeuvre Squad have camouflaged themselv...

#084 Tie My Ankles from 2019-05-25T17:39:37

After his latest run-in with the Garlics, the Doctor has decided to take Amy to a toy museum, but it's never as simple as that & before he knows it he is off on a picnic with a mad stalker c...

#083 Musical Interlude 4 - 9th Doctor Special from 2019-05-25T17:30:20

After the tension, drama & massive partying of last week's episode, we thought it was a good idea to kick back with some fun tunes, so here's the latest of our musical compilations, this tim...

#082 Burst Stock 4 from 2019-05-24T19:09:17

 It’s the end….but the moment has been prepared for!! On board a freighter full of volatile chilli, heading closer & closer to the sun, surrounded by Cidermen & having still not eat...

#081 Burst Stock 3 from 2019-05-24T19:06:20

 In their efforts to book a table at the restaurant, the Doctor & his chums have ended up on a spaceship that smells suspiciously of cider! Listen, is that a schtum schtum noise I can h...

#080 Burst Stock 2 from 2019-05-24T19:04:20

 There’s been a double booking at the restaurant, the waiters are singing Ooby Dooby at everyone, the Doctor’s been snitting & Adric is being even more of a twat than usual! Worst of al...

#079 Burst Stock 1 from 2019-05-24T19:02:11

 Have you ever been to a new restaurant that’s so exclusive that they make you go through a really complicated booking procedure before you can get a table? Well that’s where we’re at this ...

#078 Block Our Kid 2 from 2019-05-24T18:57:48

 Watch out, watch out, there’s a butler about….in fact there are several! One of them is creeping about causing mischief at the murder mystery weekend & either Nyssa or her lookalike is...

#077 Block Our Kid 1 from 2019-05-24T18:55:47

 Adric likes trains, really likes trains! But if there’s one thing Adric likes more than trains, it’s maths! & if there’s one thing Adric likes more than maths, it’s food! So let’s hope...

#076 The Vegetation 4 from 2019-05-24T18:53:36

 Tegan is about to open a box, Mace has just had a very close encounter with the Disco Robot, the Dr’s doohickie has met its maker, & Adric’s limp has mysteriously disappeared!! Will th...

#075 The Vegetation 3 from 2019-05-24T18:51:04

 The troupe of actors hired by Terry to find his missing lumps have instead found the Dr & Mace & want to chop their heads off in case the lumps are in there, but it’s ok because Ma...

#074 The Vegetation 2 from 2019-05-24T18:48:28

 The TARDIS crew have met a zoo owner who is on the hunt for animals. A shame then that they seem to be in rural England where the most exotic thing thus far is a horse! Maybe the disco rob...

#073 The Vegetation 1 from 2019-05-24T18:46:21

 Fireworks, disco robots, lumps, zoos, hats, string, manta rays, radios! This episode has all that plus Adric’s most convincing fall! Will Tegan ever get her room back & will Giorgio Mo...

#072 Parrots and Nice Towels 4 from 2019-05-24T18:40:51

 There’s a cheap yellow plastic shrimp with its eye on Mel!!! Will it get her or will Prix overcome his omniphobia & actually do something? The Captain’s meeting with the Great Frappuci...

#071 Parrots and Nice Towels 3 from 2019-05-24T17:41:25

 At the Hotel California the parrots have arrived, but only the Captain can see them. This may be down to too much wine, or possibly the rather suspect cans from the dispensing machines! Me...

#070 Parrots and Nice Towels 2 from 2019-05-24T17:39:24

 There may be plenty of room in this thrilling story, but with Prix smashing doors in, & Wangs running amok cleaning everything, it is left to the Doctor to find the master’s chambers, ...

#069 Parrots and Nice Towels 1 from 2019-05-24T17:34:40

 Mel drags the Doctor to a bar, but the Hotel’s Betty Ford Wing has some annoying inhabitants, & that’s before we get to the Starbucks Police, speed knitters, plastic espresso machines ...

#068 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 4 from 2019-05-24T17:32:24

 With Abba pounding in his ears & various Doctor Who luminaries telling his Aunt Shirley the ingredients for the perfect margarita, will the Doctor escape the resort planet & if so…...

#067 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 3 from 2019-05-24T17:29:43

 Aunt Shirley has revealed herself & the Doctor isn’t happy! Aunt Shirley doesn’t seem to be happy either, not do the bats in the lounge, or the mad masseuse woman, or Beyus the birdman...

#066 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 2 from 2019-05-24T17:27:37

Mel is spinning out of control inside a flying ball & it is remarkably….something!!! The newly regurgitated Doctor has met his Aunt Shirley who seems to be running a resort pla...

#065 Tie Up Mum & Your Auntie 1 from 2019-05-24T17:25:12

 Tired of his ridiculous costume, the Doctor has hurled himself at the console in disgust & is regurgitating again! This time he’s short, he’s apparently Scottish (not that you can tell...

#064 Meet the Cast 2 - Part 2 from 2019-05-24T04:45:05

The second part of our 2 part conversation with five of our newer cast members. This week we look ahead to the future & find out what everyone felt when Jodie was announced. Back to our usua...

#063 Meet the Cast 2 - Part 1 from 2019-05-24T04:41:40

As a change from our usual episodes this week we invite you to meet some of our cast members who weren't with us when we recorded our original introduction, so join Derek, Kerry, Robin, Drew &am...

#062 (White) Vinegar & the Garlics from 2019-05-24T04:39:07

Cigar smoke aplenty, Garlics as domestic whor...ermmm...help. What is wrong here? Where is West Vagina? Can the Doctor find it on a map before Winston Churchill eats it? And what is a vagina min...

#061 It Bleats & Bellows from 2019-05-24T04:36:39

Having calmed down a little, the newly regurgitated Doctor has been asked by Amy to get some interior washroom facilities for the TARDIS, as well as some soft furnishings. What could possibly go...

#060 The Unleavened Flour from 2019-05-24T04:32:39

The Doctor has regurgitated once again & is on a mission to calm down! On his way to his new costume he meets a runt, jumps over a few things, waves his flashy thing, wants everything painte...

#059 The Sultana's Experience 2 from 2019-05-24T04:29:11

The Sultana's are back!!! Well...when we say back, obviously it's the first time we've met them on DWLIIA! You can look forward to plenty of talk of potatoes, more from the Smash robots, an epic...

#058 The Sultana's Experience 1 from 2019-05-24T04:25:57

Having dealt with the embarrassing problems at the mall, the Doctor, Sarah & Hairy have popped out to get some toilet duck...just in case, but the Doctor has started rubbing his balls, Sarah...

#057 The Lark in Spain 4 from 2019-05-24T04:19:06

Will Viagra revive the old turd? Will NoArse pop his bubble, and leave green slime all over the floor? Will Sarah get her freak on, and Hairy get...ummm...a new pair of shoes? Tune in to find ou...

#056 The Lark in Spain 3 from 2019-05-24T04:12:56

The snot is coming to life & worse still, so are other things! NoArse is turning into a human bubble wrap booger, the Doctor tries to become Telly Savalas & nobody is missing H from Step...

#055 The Lark in Spain 2 from 2019-05-24T04:07:52

Hairy has found a weirdy thing in a cupboard & it has fallen on him. The Doctor has got a charred hat & half a scarf & Sarah has been in a Japanese orgasm pod!! Aside from Frazer Hin...

#054 The Lark in Spain 1 from 2019-05-24T04:03:18

The Doctor, Sarah & Hairy are off for a lovely Spanish pizza, but the shopping mall at which they arrive seems to be a bit deserted...except for some slimy green thing & some very questi...

#053 Robert 4 from 2019-05-24T03:58:11

The Curry Lovers' Association - the SRS (??!!) - are on a jolly to a secret curry house, but Kenwood's nits are getting agitated & trouble (& tea!) is brewing. Meanwhile the Brig's dilem...

#052 Robert 3 from 2019-05-24T03:54:45

The Dr & Robbie sing & dance but can they get onto the cooking show! Kenwood comes out of the closet & we learn about nits, moustaches & tea. Expect gun battles, magic tricks, cr...

#051 Robert 2 from 2019-05-24T03:46:40

Fancy a curry? If so then we know a crrrrrazy robot who can help! Or maybe a spot of synchronised dancing? What about just writing B00BS on a calculator? If any of this is your bag then this is ...

#050 Robert 1 from 2019-05-24T03:28:16

It's our 50th episode & we wanted to celebrate by doing something special! So it's time for another new Doctor, & this one has to deal with a curry loving robot who pinches people's book...

#049 Musical Interlude 3 – The Arse Cheeks Glastonbury Special from 2019-05-23T18:48:05

 As the holiday festivities begin to wind down why not keep that party going by bopping along to some more amazing tunes? & where better to party down than 15th Century Mexico? Don’t be...

#048 Tame Clash from 2019-05-23T18:45:55

 The Doctor has been dumped & an encounter with a big boat is beckoning, but first he has to sort out just who has mysteriously appeared in the TARDIS with him & why this newcomer i...

#047 Buns of Steel from 2019-05-23T18:43:08

 The cider is flowing & the Cidermen aren’t sorry about that! They do seem to be sorry about everything else though! Rose is sorry that her dad doesn’t recognise her & is hitting on...

#046 Rice of the Cidermen from 2019-05-23T18:40:44

 It’s Rose’s 21st birthday & the Doctor is taking her to a vegetarian fair, but her mum has other ideas! In her infinite wisdom, Jackie has been hiding Rose’s father, Pete for the last ...

#045 Grilled Chicken in the Fireplace from 2019-05-23T18:38:29

 This episode is very special! The Dr takes Rose & Mickey to an art deco spaceship but meets a squeaky girl & six giant puppets with massive tools! Fear not though, it’s not all dre...

#044 Tinder 4 from 2019-05-23T18:35:03

 Exactly what dance WILL Warren do? Can you mend people? How much should you market action figures for? What time is the disco? Will Adric ever fit in? Will Hindle actually get to finish hi...

#043 Tinder 3 from 2019-05-23T18:32:20

 Who let the monkeys out of the cage? Why is Todd screaming & saying ‘monkey’ over & over? Did someone leave acid where the Doctor could find it? What’s with the old woman’s stick, ...

#042 Tinder 2 from 2019-05-23T18:29:56

 In this week’s episode, a blind woman finds a man weeing in her house, her daughter wants people to touch her box, Adric gets touched & doesn’t like it, Tegan talks to herself, Todd sa...

#041 Tinder 1 from 2019-05-23T18:28:07

 From Four to Doomsday we move on to Kinda…

Nyssa’s sleepy, Tegan’s sleepy, what they’re all wondering is why the hell isn’t Adric sleepy? Instead the Doctor teams up with Nerys Hugh...

#040 Furtive Tuesday 4 from 2019-05-23T18:25:59

 The story concludes with a search for Alan Shearer. Adric falls out of favour (who didn’t see THAT coming!?), there’s an exciting space sequence & a big fight, & Paul Hogan returns...

#039 Furtive Tuesday 3 from 2019-05-23T18:23:50

 In this week’s episode Nyssa gets an offer she cannot accept, the Doctor laughs when Bigon says “balls”, Adric goes on a search for pies, Tegan swears a lot, King Frog loses his accent, Pe...

#038 Furtive Tuesday 2 from 2019-05-23T18:19:14

 It’s quite easy being green when you are dining with frogs. What do they have ready to serve our hungry crew? In which dancing is taken to a new level, King Frog finally finds a use for Ad...

#037 Furtive Tuesday 1 from 2019-05-23T17:18:38

 Having escaped the madness of Jeff’s games, our heroes (& Adric) arrive on a spaceship with flying footballs & a strangely garlicky odour! How good is the Doctor in a staring conte...

#036 Kat's Red Volvo 4 from 2019-05-23T04:12:31

In this week's exciting episode, Jeff's game plays to its final, dramatic conclusion, Tegan & Nyssa try to keep their clothes on, the Doctor discovers some very unusual fancy dress, Minivan'...

#035 Kat's Red Volvo 3 from 2019-05-23T04:07:42

This week's episode was late thanks to some bees that hadn't been kept in their hives. They took a Ferrari out for a test drive and let me tell you...

Have you ever seen a car dealership/...

#034 Kat's Red Volvo 2 from 2019-05-23T04:05:12

The Doc is in a box, but not with a fox. He has the picnic. Tegan and Nyssa try to rent a car from A Dealership on a rock, and the natives get restless. Does this leave them all in a Jam? Tune i...

#033 Kat's Red Volvo 1 from 2019-05-23T04:02:32

Another new era begins! This one features TWO new Doctors, one outgoing & one incoming! It also features 3 new companions & the Doctor's old friend, Jeff! What can possibly go wrong? And...

#032 Uncle Wyatt's Head from 2019-05-23T03:57:56

Whoooooooo has gas? Loads of gas! The Doctor visits his Uncle Wyatt, who likes to sing with the freshly dead. It's an explosion of fun, with a touch of beetroot on the side. Even J.K. Rowdy gets...

#031 Enter the Worms from 2019-05-23T03:51:15

It's time for the Doctor and Rose to save the world, with no help from Cassandra! (She's the bitchy trampoline we met before, when the Doctor took Rose on a date. Well this Doctor is not a fan, ...

#030 Robes from 2019-05-23T03:46:49

A new Doctor! A new improvisor to play that Doctor! New choices to be made and made they shall be.

Here's the rundown: Rose dresses mannequins that move, and runs the lottery to the basem...

#029 Musical Interlude 2 – Urge of the Suction to The Case of My Anus from 2019-05-23T03:42:34

We've got more music this week! If you thought those last songs were good (you're correct, they were) you're in for a treat this week. Get out your piano, synthesizer, and weird objects that sou...

#028 Musical Interlude 1 - An Earthy Child to The Garlics from 2019-05-23T03:38:43

This week we bring you the first of our musical interludes, an episode jam packed with songs from episodes of the podcast spanning from An Earthy Child to the Garlics. It's not a clip show, it's...

#027 The Arse Cheeks 4 – The Day of Dorkness from 2019-05-23T00:51:49

It’s nearly time for Barbara’s big performance at the music festival as Loretta, but the crew haven’t even rehearsed! Plus they don’t have a set list & it’s becoming doubtful she can sing an...

#026 The Arse Cheeks 3 – The Pride of Scarface from 2019-05-23T00:38:33

 Bands, roadies, pizza, gargle – these are all the buzzwords we’ve been longing to hear. Loretta adopts a tough chick image, even if her wardrobe is more feathers than leather & cone br...

#025 The Arse Cheeks 2 – The Worriers of Jeff from 2019-05-23T00:32:01

 The TARDIS team is more confused than ever. Loretta channels her inner diva. Susan learns a new song. The Battle of the Bands gets physical when Ian makes a new friend. Meanwhile, the Doct...

#024 The Arse Cheeks 1 – The Tampon of Ethel from 2019-05-23T00:20:49

 The Doctor & his TARDIS team: Susan, Ian, & Barbara get embroiled in a battle of the bands competition. However we must ask...Who is Loretta? Could she be the newest companion to j...

#023 The Case of My Anus 6 - The Case of My Anus from 2019-05-22T02:55:23

The story is coming to a close. Six weeks searching for butt lube and something that may be horny goat or butt weed, we aren't exactly sure. It's an episode of searching: Barbara is searching fo...

#022 The Case of My Anus 5 – Ten Cents of Jeff from 2019-05-22T02:52:16

The Doctor is back... did anyone else notice he was missing? While the First Doctor was off having a holiday our TARDIS team were searching for important things like epoxy, butt cream and horny ...

#021 The Case of My Anus 4 - The Snow Cones of Trevor from 2019-05-22T02:45:45

The quest for the... butt cream continues and our time traveling heroes are forced into the snow and ice of what some would call this planet's Canada. (It isn't of course because no one is nearl...

#020 The Case of My Anus 3 - The Steaming Chunder from 2019-05-22T02:38:05

This week the search for the, erm, cream takes Ian & Barbara to a jungle full of pig men & weirdos. Imagine Ian's terror when he finds out that to escape Barbara has to sing a song! Bet ...

#019 The Case of My Anus 2 – The Melted Shed from 2019-05-22T02:32:46

Why is Barbara calling herself Loretta? Is that Spiderman? Is Ian attracted to Barbara? Was that a clip from a Blink 182 song? Our TARDIS crew is stuck in what could be a dream or may be the sid...

#018 The Case of My Anus 1 - A Seal Called Jeff from 2019-05-22T02:27:42

Whilst the tenth Doctor was off having his wild & wonderful adventures, the first Doctor managed to have a lengthy adventure of his own & then went & deleted it before we got to list...

#017 Skills With Onions from 2019-05-22T02:21:50

School plays, familiar haircuts, megazord circuits... Jeff the Doctor spends time in a school and realizes the worst possible...

#016 Tofu Clown from 2019-05-22T02:06:58

Where are the Doctor and Rose headed now? Their last escapade at the sperm bank was possibly the worst idea for a romantic time, so a castle full of clowns and royal dogs HAS to be a great time....

#015 Nude Oeuf from 2019-05-22T02:00:45

New Who returns with New Earth! The tenth Doctor understands dating, of course he does, that's why he's taking Rose on a date to a bank! A bank of what you may ask? That's a reasonable question,...

#014 Urge of the Suction 2 - A Drink of De Kuyper from 2019-05-22T01:50:59

Urge of the Suction (Edge of Destruction) is a quick one and we're already coming to a close. How will it wrap up? Will Susan ever find craft closure? Will the teachers get a drink?

Want ...

#013 The Urge of the Suction 1 from 2019-05-22T01:46:18

Bang! What has happened in the TARDIS? There's a lot of talk of curtains & deck chairs & loungers, & goodness knows what'll be next up on the TV! Susan's crafting gets taken to extre...

#012 The Garlics 7 – The Bus Queue from 2019-05-21T23:57:33

 As our exciting tale concludes, we learn why toilets don’t have sloping floors, what the Doctor can do with a pencil up his arse, what Snazzles are, whether Alydon will finally get his int...

#011 The Garlics 6 – The Oatmeal from 2019-05-21T23:52:29

 As the haunting keys of Mozart’s concerto in E minor fade into the sound of the fourth wall breaking, our travellers must come to terms with their situation & the companionship of thos...

#010 The Garlics 5 – The Next Position from 2019-05-21T23:45:53

 Did you know that skeletons can be used as TV antennas? (You’re welcome, please don’t try it) Does anyone remember that Susan is a Gallifreyan? What is organic about Listen

#009 The Garlics 4 – The Ham Bush from 2019-05-21T23:41:44

 Our fearsome heroes have journeyed into the Garlic City, armed with an IKEA flyer & a sense of wonder. Will Ian give up his human ways to ride in a tank, & sing Garlic opera? Remem...

#008 The Garlics 3 – The Ex’s Crepe from 2019-05-21T23:28:27

 While the TARDIS crew struggle to find a good sale at IKEA, some strange people in the forest talk about British television programmes & the Garlics (who are very happy, thank you very...

#007 The Garlics 2 – The Sad Diners from 2019-05-21T23:13:28

 First things first, nobody dies in this episode & none of the Garlics say “Exterminate”, which would have happened IF we went by the script. However, we never go by the script so who k...

#006 The Garlics 1 – The Deaf Gannet from 2019-05-21T23:08:44

 In true Classic Doctor Who fashion our TARDIS crew discover another universal truth: lots of planets have an IKEA… but what of these pepperpots Ian keeps going on about?

Warning: Di...

#005 Kiss My Ass in Vegas from 2019-05-21T17:23:40

 Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas (if you celebrate it). This week (& next as this week is a long one & needs to tide you over for two weeks) we present the first DWLIIA in colour! I...

#004 An Earthy Child 4 – The Fart Shaker from 2019-05-21T01:09:01

The end is nigh! The end of the party & the end of the fart sound effects! Our brave TARDIS crew have escaped the Horseless Headslessmans & they have not been hauled in front of the Inde...

#003 An Earthy Child 3 – The Forest of Farts from 2019-05-21T00:58:33

Shadow puppetry! A flesh wound… maybe? It’s an episode of questions as our band of improvisors experience the height of low brow humour (nothing wrong with fart jokes when it comes to cavemen!) ...

#002 An Earthy Child 2 - The Craving of Numbskulls from 2019-05-21T00:43:55

 Last week we left our vodka & crisp loving teachers with the rather unusual Doctor & his DIY loving “grand daughter”, & as the screen turned chartreuse dark, a ...

#001 An Earthy Child 1 from 2019-05-21T00:04:59

 Join our crew of improvisors as we start our journey (also on November 23) to create a parallel universe of Doctor Who. This time with a very different First Doctor, his crafty...

#000 Meet the Cast 1 from 2019-05-18T12:45:15

It’s the very first episode! Only we’re calling it episode zero, because like Prisoner Zero in the Eleventh Hour it’s escaped and… I’m sorry this simile has gotten away from me. Listen

Teaser - Doctor Who's Line, Is It? … Anyway! from 2019-05-18T12:36:17

Something is coming!