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Gerda von Misery Vs. Apocalpyse Inc.! from 2021-09-13T20:39:05

Season 6.5, Episode 2: "Gerda von Misery Vs. Apocalypse Inc.!'"

A Supervillainous Comedy Written and Directed by Keith Suta!

Gerda von Misery's first day on the j...

Lady Victoria Ramsey and the Sands of the Pharaoh! from 2019-06-28T18:48

Season 6.5, Episode 1: "Lady Victoria Ramsey and the Sands of the Pharoah!'"

A Comedy Adventure Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

English adventuress Lady ...

The Road to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks! from 2018-07-11T22:59:34

Season 6, Episode 7: "The Road to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks!"

A Road Comedy to Hell and Back Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh & Keith Suta!

Our rousing ...

Prudence Pearly, Girl Reporter of the Old West: 'Trouble at the Bar-None Ranch!' from 2018-06-14T20:51:46

Season 6, Episode 6: "The Casebook of Prudence Pearly, Girl Reporter of the Old West: 'Trouble at the Bar-None Ranch!'"

A Comedic Western Adventure of Written and Direct...

Tournament of Quizzards! from 2018-04-17T21:46:37

Season 6, Episode 5: "Tournament of Quizzards!"

A Trivial Whodunit Written and Directed by Keith Suta!

Ruby Kallen wants to be a great writer -- but all her plays...

The Dark Hallway: The Knife from 2018-02-09T18:41:51

Season 6, Episode 4: "The Dark Hallway: The Knife!"

A Story of Suspense Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

Mack and Jenny Heath are hosting Mack's old comma...

Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist in "The Mystery at St. Agnes' Home for Wayward Girls" from 2018-01-18T19:05:18

Season 6, Episode 2: "Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist in 'The Mystery at St. Agnes' Home for Wayward Girls!'"

An Adventure Tale Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh...

Foxglove Greens! from 2017-12-08T00:30:30

Season 6, Episode 1: "Foxglove Greens!"

A Snobs-vs-Parvenus Comedy Written and Directed by Keith Suta!

Foxglove Greens is Great Britain's most-exclusive golf cour...

The Road to Murder! from 2017-11-16T19:12:15

Season 5, Episode 7: "The Road to Murder!"

Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh and Keith Suta!

In our glorious Season 5 finale, Keith and Ryan hog spotlight an...

Tales of the Bloody Bozeman from 2017-10-27T22:31:30

Season 5, Episode 6: "Tales of the Bloody Bozeman"

Written by Ryan Cassavaugh and directed by Sadie Cassavaugh!

The Weston Family are homesteaders in Montana, tryi...

The Contest of the Cosmos, or How Divinia von Presterton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Defeated Invaders from Another Planet! from 2017-05-09T23:30:16

Season 5, Episode 5: "The Contest of the Cosmos, or How Divinia von Presterton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Defeated Invaders from Another Planet!!"

A Steampunk Galim...

Old Glory vs. The World of Tomorrow! from 2017-04-20T18:56:53

Season 5, Episode 4: "Old Glory vs. The World of Tomorrow!"

A Four-Star Hero Comic on the Radio written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

In 1932 Commander American...

Jimmy Ackerman: Monsterologist! from 2017-04-02T17:35:20

Season 5, Episode 3: "Jimmy Ackerman: Monsterologist!"

A Scary Coming-of-Age Tale written and directed by Keith Suta!

Jimmy Ackerman is like any kid in New York du...

Lady Victoria Ramsey and the King of Skull Island! from 2017-03-17T19:50:01

Season 5, Episode 2: "Lady Victoria Ramsey and the King of Skull Island!"

A Thrilling Adventure written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

Presumed dead, but merely ...

The Not-So-Great Zambronski! from 2017-02-05T01:06:08

Season 5, Episode 1: "The Not-So-Great Zambronski!"

A Sleight-of-Heart Comedy written and directed by Keith Suta!

Maria Tura has had enough -- relegated to the tha...

The Road to the Big T.O.P.! from 2016-10-30T23:39:16

Season 4, Episode 7: The Road to the Big T.O.P.!

A Road Comedy Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh and Keith Suta!

Ryan and Keith return as the characters they...

The Devil and Daniel English! from 2016-10-15T19:48:37

Season 4, Episode 5: "The Devil and Daniel English!"

An Apocalyptic Comedy written and directed by Keith Suta!

Daniel English was a wunderkind investment banker, until he lost ever...

Elmer and Verne in "ELMR Radio!" from 2016-09-29T23:47:12

Season 4, Episode 6: "Elmer and Verne in 'E-L-M-R Radio'!"

A comedy written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

Everyone's favorite old-time dreamers are back and this time they have ...

Rocket Red and the Space Simians! from 2016-09-14T14:47:09

Season 4, Episode 1: Rocket Red and the Space Simians!

A Space Age Comedy Written and Directed by Keith Suta!

Space Hero Rocket Red accidentally destroyed an uninhabited planet (un...

The Time Cabinet of Professor Darwin: The Liberty Gambit! from 2016-08-31T00:16:49

Season 4, Episode 4: "The Time Cabinet of Professor Darwin: The Liberty Gambit!"

An Alternate Historic Adventure written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

Professor Archimedes Darwi...

The Sisters of St. Barbara's and the Mona Lisa Larceny! from 2016-08-16T18:35:43

Season 4, Episode 3: "The Sisters of St. Barbara's and the Mona Lisa Larceny!"

A WWII Adventure written and directed by Keith Suta!

St. Barbara's Convent is a small nunnery, staffe...

Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist and The Scourge of the Swamp Demon! from 2016-08-03T20:14:35

Season 4, Episode 2: "Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist and the Scourge of the Swamp Demon!"

A Supernatural Adventure written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

Mystico and his evil-...

Rocket Red and the Nemesis Chamber! from 2016-07-19T18:33:03

Season 3, Episode 7B: "Rocket Red and the Nemesis Chamber!"

A Sci-Fi Comedy written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

For our final episode of Season 3, Keith and Ryan switched off ...

President Elmer and President Verne! from 2016-07-06T19:05:57

Season 3, Episode 7: "The Curious Case of the Clockwork Killer!"

A Comedy with Everyone's Favorite Old-Time Dreamers written and directed by Keith Suta!

For our final episode of Se...

Linus Graham and the Great Pumpkin Jewel Caper! from 2016-06-22T00:22:29

Season 3, Episode 5: "Linus Graham and the Great Pumpkin Jewel Caper!"

A Criminal Comedy written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

Linus Graham, better known as The Black Cat, recal...

The Curious Case of the Clockwork Killer! from 2016-06-08T19:14:53

Season 3, Episode 6: "The Curious Case of the Clockwork Killer!"

A Steampunk Adventure written and directed by Keith Suta!

Inventress/Adventuress Divinia Von Presterton and Lord Ti...

True Adventures of the Old West! from 2016-05-25T01:00:48

Season 3, Episode 4: "True Adventures of the Old West!"

A Western Comedy of Errors written and directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

Bert and Charlie are on the run from the law when they a...

Dr. Jekyll and the Archaeopteryx Cure! from 2016-05-11T01:17:30

Season 3, Episode 3: "Dr. Jekyll and the Archaeopteryx Cure!"

A Scary Comedy written and directed by Keith Suta!

Dr. Hiram Q. Jekyll has made the discovery of the century: a potion...

The Cafe Sophia: The Adventure of the Jade Seal from 2016-04-27T18:45:44

Season 3, Episode 2: "The Cafe Sophia: The Adventure of the Jade Seal"

A Noir Adventure on the Streets of Istanbul by Ryan Cassavaugh

A young woman enlists cafe owner Rosalind Bran...

The Fynally Truwe Adventures of Robyn Hoode! from 2016-04-12T18:24:51

Season 3, Episode 1: "The Fynally Truwe Adventures of Robyn Hoode!"

A Gender-Swapped Tale of Adventure by Keith Suta!

You thought you knew the story of the famous ...

The Road to Easter Island! from 2016-03-29T18:44:59

Season 2, Episode 9: The Road to Easter Island!

A Not-So Musical Comedy Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh and Keith Suta!

Join us for our victory lap as we celebrate the succ...

The Most Splendid Return; or How Divinia von Presterton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Saved the World with the Power of Invention! from 2016-03-16T18:31:08

Season 2, Episode 7: The Most Splendid Return; or How Divinia von Preserton and Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Saved the World with the Power of Invention!

A Steampunk Gall...

Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist! from 2016-03-02T01:03:54

Season 2, Episode 8: Mystico the Magnificent Mentalist!

Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh!

Garvman Goodrick is a circus illusionist and mentalist, who gets c...

Rocket Red and the Numan Invasion! from 2016-02-17T15:19:01

Season 2, Episode 1: Rocket Red and the Numan Invasion!

Written and Directed by Keith Suta!

Space Hero Rocket Red returns with her plucky pal, Andromeda, and their bionomic robot c...

The Dark Hallway: "Make Mark Do It!" from 2016-02-03T02:09:06

Season 2, Episode 6: The Dark Hallway: "Make Mark Do It!"

Let your mind wander down the unlit side streets of the ordinary world, where every shadow hides a secret and ev...

Betsy McGuyver: Nazi Puncher! from 2016-01-19T15:12:21

Season 2, Episode 5: Betsy McGuyver: Nazi Puncher!

A Well-Manicured Two-Fisted Adventure Tale written and directed by Keith Suta!

1941 was a time of strife, of war and battles, of ...

Elmer&Verne in: "Bilgewater Downs" from 2016-01-05T19:36:35

Season 2, Episode 4: Elmer & Verne in: "Bilgewater Downs"

Written and Directed by Ryan Cassavaugh

It's time once again for everyone's favorite old-time dreamers: Elmer and Vern...

The Hard-Luck Kid! from 2015-12-27T02:25:17

Season 2, Episode 3: The Hard-Luck Kid!

A Fairytale of Newark written and directed by Keith Suta!

Manny Midman is the saddest of sad sacks: living in the basement of Our Lady of Bl...

The Dark Hallway: "An Autumn Drive" from 2015-12-12T01:04:41

Season 1, Episode 6: The Dark Hallway: "An Autumn Drive"

Let your mind wander down the unlit side streets of the ordinary world, where every shadow hides a secret and every doorway is a p...

The Most Splendid Race; or: How Divinia von Presterton Raced Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Around the World and, Concurrently, Saved the United States with the Power of Steam! from 2015-11-28T18:10:25

Season 1, Episode 5: The Most Splendid Race; or: How Divinia von Presterton Raced Lord Tiberius Q. Braithwaite Around the World and, Concurrently, Saved the United States with the Power ...