Podcasts by Tomato Is a Fruit
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065 - Riverside from 2022-10-02T06:00:51
Let’s get it on! / Bint at Safeways / Tower Hill snake / 3 letter name / Spur-winged Plovers.
064 - The Hour-long Extravaganza! from 2022-08-07T01:40:31
I could only make up 12.5 minutes, unfortunately. Sorry! :)
Paratha ad.
Alec Baldwin, 4th wall.
Posit: preemptive sexual contact with animals in a structured and comprehensive way,...
063 - Right-o from 2022-06-13T02:56
Theme. Babes and bedlamites.“I’m a Good Guy” b-side voice memo (lmk if you wanna work on this song together online). Seaside segment. Neighbours hate me ;). Right-toe. Weather....
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062 - The One with the Controversial Transphobic Chunk from 2022-05-26T05:53:25
COFFEE live broadcast on Triple R FM. I can be very petty 1 (buried with the bottle). Weird people’s licence plates. I can be very petty 2 (industry frenemies affectionately call me“...
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061 - G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see itđ from 2022-05-21T20:50:21
Bands renamed as eye movements.“G.I. Jane 2 - can’t wait to see it.”“Something came up” pick-up line.
060 - Grace from 2022-04-25T04:53:56
Kate> Meghan. Directions trope. 69 Shades. Doh-nuts!“I love dogs!”
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059 - Gaspar“Tio” Puch-Tzek from 2021-12-05T04:13:32
Monday 29th August, 2011 had been a perfect San Francisco day - a high of 68Âș F, clear skies with passing cloud. I was on a once-in-a-lifetime trip with one of the loves of my life, and we had s...
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058 - Shel-LACKING from 2021-11-18T01:54:55
noun
shellacking. shel·?lack·?ing | \ sh?-?la-ki? | Definition of shellacking: a decisive defeat : DRUBBING
Synonyms: beating, defeat, drubbing, licking, loss, lump, overthrow, pl...
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058 - Shel-LACKING from 2021-11-18T01:54:55
noun
shellacking. shel·âlack·âing | \ shÉ-Ëla-kiĆ | Definition of shellacking: a decisive defeat : DRUBBING
Synonyms: beating, defeat, drubbing, licking, loss, lump, overthrow, pl...
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057 - Rat-fucked by My Own Largesse Again, Naturally from 2021-10-12T21:36:09
Free Solo filmmakers are back. Ad without the word‘deadly’ in it. Long story-short re being rat-fucked by my own largesse again.
055 - Yeah, I Got a Couple Thoughts from 2021-08-07T21:31:48
March 500-sommin 2020. 6 PM meridian. My parents doing the nasty. Finding a dead body on a complete fluke.đOH: the s-word, tee hee!!đ
054 - Everybody’s an Epidemiologist? from 2021-07-12T05:58:25
Hello / Hairdresser with trichophillia / Walkin away / Everybody’s an Epidemiologist / a yawning gap / What the hell is Call ID?!
054 - Everybody’s an Epidemiologistđ from 2021-07-12T05:58:25
Hello / Hairdresser with trichophillia / Walkin away / Everybody’s an Epidemiologist / a yawning gap / What the hell is Call ID?!
052 -Â Al Piede from 2021-05-08T01:36:04
Al Piede (hooray!) | Cookie | Didnt see it coming (Har Mar Superstar) | Working class patois | BAN vanilla essence!! | Outro (hey?)
051 - Contains Swearing, Slurs, and Mature Themes from 2021-04-24T02:19:40
This episode contains explicit content. Please do NOT play within earshot of children. Or millennials ;)
Be vulnerable. | SHEESH. | You had an awesome childhood. | Sex worker pasta (recipe...
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050 - GOLD from 2021-04-14T09:33:03
Irish/kiwi/aussie intro. your old man’s plums. safe words during nastee sex. thisday in history - April 14. immature audience CW. Hot and Not. Millenials dont eat much soup.“Closure....
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049 - Tomato Is a Fruit from 2021-03-07T22:20:20
Lukeâs tinder: https://go.tinder.com/RF5txGBFklY-Luke Feedback encouraged! Ya gotta help me!! MuhammadNguyenSmith@gmail.com
048 - Ho-ho-home and Contents Insurance Claus from 2020-12-02T21:53:34
Work bants, Frued, insuranceClaus,February grateful things.
047 - Awesomesauce May Contain Solvent from 2020-11-21T22:33
Sponsor: lukehandtestandtag dot com
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046 - 2020 Said 'Hold My Beer' from 2020-11-01T01:18:02
need a coffee like a hole in the head. lazy anesthetist. 2020 has been extra. trump soundbite. woke dog whistle salesperson. L-plater news story.Â
045 - Credit Where Due from 2020-08-29T20:25:51
Opening theme. Self-roast (dog movies). Volunteering (before/after Mr Andrewâs call). Fringe music. Closing theme.
043 - Aldi, Forty Winks, =RAND() from 2020-08-01T07:49:40
Epic Aldi opening story, a quick word about a mattress at Forty Winks, a Bill Gates/COVID riff.
042 - McEmorie's Ev-isode from 2020-07-28T07:59:34
A short chat about a big topic, with musicâsEvelyn Ida Morris.
040 - Quick Iso Ep from May 28 2020 from 2020-05-28T08:19:18
By request: a quick ep at home with mum with discussion about prison abolition. :)
039 - Stephanie Says from 2019-11-30T03:52:05
The âOK, Boomerâ episode - of course. ? Play 039 - Stephanie Says
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038 -Â The One in Which I Cover Single Life and Dating from 2019-09-16T18:47
Tough out here, man ? 038 -Â The One in Which I Cover Single Life and Dating
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037 - Cock a Snoot from 2019-08-20T08:10:41
Iâve known what the saying âcock a snootâ means for ages. You haven’t. And yet - as I said earlier - I have. ? Play - 037 - Cock a Snoot
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036 - Love you xx from 2019-07-23T21:28:32
Looks like something got hacked or something somewhere and most old episodes are deleted now. Play 036 - Love you xx
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035 - OASIS from 2018-12-25T00:54:08
Reposted because the old version disappeared for some reason. And this might again in time too. ? 035 - OASIS
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034 - Doggity Style! from 2018-12-18T16:14:08
Sex expert Dan Savage answers my call on his popular call-in show. Charmed. (Re-posting this because the old upload died somehow. Thatâs happened with a few old eps for some reason..) Play 034 - D...
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033 - Ham, Mud and Ham! from 2018-12-06T05:41:22
Throwback ep for the haters who thought the last two eps were âtoo seriousâ and âtoo longâ! Well, whatever…….. …itâs Donât Have Cows! ? Play 033 - Ham, Mud and Ham!
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032 - Bike Guy from 2018-12-05T04:53:35
An bad interview with the guy who locks up the bikes with the JESUS SAVES signs in Melbourne. Not a good interview. Really bad. ? Play 032 - Bike Guy
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031 - The Somerton Man from 2018-11-30T02:03:08
030 - NO MORE MR NICE GUY from 2018-04-23T20:41:25
No more Mr. Nice Guy: a - old guy at Safeway; b - narrow footpath; c - Coldplay tee. Dead naming Donald Drumpf over TTP. Lowercase âlâ riddle. ? 030 - NO MORE MR NICE GUY
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029 -Â The One About Carrot Storage and the Pharmacist from 2017-12-28T09:10:39
Carrot storage / Pharmacist / Outro
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