EPISODE ONE HUNDRED - a podcast by Jack, Kate, and Hao

from 2019-01-30T05:00

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00:00 -- brief explanation that this is based on downers episode 99, no more stuff
minute 1: debut new downers theme song; 17s long, play it a few times, play it at different speeds
minute 3: nonsensical banter; nonsense time; tangents
minute 4: rogue car on kate's mic, we'll discuss
(nonsense time through minute 6)
minute 6: bidding war, people say they have the same number. both have 4. then escalate both to 5, then... to 7. jack is at most a 6. kate bidding war against jack. hao will have a 9. #whatiseachnumber
minute 7: what's ups...

minute 16: anti-describe what's about to happen, insinuating everyone is in the know
minute 17: quick clip ; retrospective. we play fav 5 seconds from each episode we've done so far 99 episodes * 5 seconds = 495 seconds = 8 and a quarter minutes ; between 1s and 5s. maybe 3s. kate says 3.
through minute22.
minute 22: korean food segment; jap chae.

minute 26: mailbox segment begins; we didn't get mail from anyone and we're sad. we plea for more mail

minute 28: (we've just finished the what's ups) "end of mailbox"; "let's take a break"; transition music for 30s
minute 29: ad for limited edition vinyl box set of 100 first downers. should be like a really long infomercial style.
30:30: "perfect ad!"
minute 31: speed round adding things to the terrible things list
until the mariner sketch
minute 35: someone is a mariner, kate is a disgruntled human doesn't like the skit, but she laughs at the end
minute 41: we pretend to end the show (but it's a fake out); with british accents; one of us is a mariner
(until minute 43)
minute 43: be introspective / creative. creative riff on downers spacetime. end with founding a downers holiday on day 100, that's why it ends in 12s jovial silence.

minute 50: 12s silence (jovial silence); someone's cell phone rings. then an awkward silence 6s.
minute 52: start recommendations; kate starts with a joke about plugs being about plugging things, but it's not that funny. hao takes it to a weird place, butt plug joke. jack gives out ssn by accident
minute 53: don't call credit agencies.
minute 56: hao recommends a movie.
minute 58: jack recommends a soup.
minute 60: kate recommends either a murder that's never been solved or a book about organization.
minute 62: hao tells listeners he loves them; category is favorite episode (no explanation), we play categories, there's pauses.
thanks for listening, love you byeeee
no quote.
64 minutes total

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