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Drunken Patriot Podcast

Small show with a big drinking problem. America's premier blue collar drunken podcast. The conversations that you and your friends are afraid to have in public.

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Episode 189: Viagra Water from 2022-01-14T03:29:48

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week discussing the new matrix movie, the age of CDs, and how to figure out when you're living in the good old days

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Episode 188: Thank You For Being A Friend from 2022-01-05T00:55:16

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week discussing the book of Boba Fett, words that get under Joe's skin, and the loss of an American treasure; our beloved Betty White

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Episode 187: The Season Is Upon Us Episode from 2021-12-28T04:08:18

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week discussing the New NYC Vaccine Mandates, trolling literal trolls and what people think a "law" is.

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Episode 186: Wait, What'd You Say? from 2021-12-07T00:41:30

Newg and GI Joe are here this week, discussing Alec Baldwin's 20/20 interview and the new "Omicron" variant from the perspective of Joe's "heightened" state of mind.

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Episode 185: We Beat Jesus from 2021-12-01T23:39:04

Newg and GI Joe are back this week discussing the end of the Rittenhouse trial, their official instagram shadow ban, and Russia moving in on Ukraine.

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Episode 184: F*ck Around And Find Out from 2021-11-16T02:34:03

The Newg and GI Joe are back with another fun filled episode further discussing the Kyle Rittenhouse case, "Trumpman", and the BLM threats against NYC

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Episode 183: I Poped My Pants from 2021-11-10T03:17:08

GI Joe and the Newg are bag with a big episode. Topics range from a presidential poopy pants, the Kyle Rittenhouse trial and "environmental racism".

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Episode 182: I Heart Shrimp Dicks from 2021-11-02T21:41:02

GI Joe and the Newg this week are back discussing Alec Baldwin's movie set mishap, the little dong march, and how the $15 minimum wage isn't a "living wage" under the current inflation.

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Episode 181: Friends Of Mine from 2021-10-25T00:28

Newg and GI Joe, this week discuss if they were to every become stand up comdedians, the shitter in the woods and 2 guys 1 mic

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Episode 180: Condensed Matter Physics from 2021-10-19T01:15:07

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week discussing NYC bodegas, hilarious questions to ask Neil Degrasse Tyson, and Dave Chappelle

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Episode 179: What Would Betty White Do? from 2021-10-06T02:23:38

The Newg and GI Joe are back again this week talking about Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp going down, Playboy Magazine going full "woke", and making sure you take your vitamins.

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Episode 178: Bruised Peach from 2021-10-06T02:05:16

GI Joe and The Newg are back with another rousing episode. On this episode the guys discuss the vaccine and mask mandate protests in NYC, taxing the rich and the hypocrites at the MET Gala

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Episode 177: Tally Ho Lads! from 2021-09-07T19:18:54

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week discussing barbecue beer etiquette and people fighting back against ridiculous COVID restrictions

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Episode 176: All For What? from 2021-08-18T09:56:38

Joe and Newg are back this week with lots to discuss. Most specifically noting forced vaccinations and the situation unfolding in Afghanistan

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Episode 175: Strike Tuna from 2021-08-03T10:26:21

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week discussing Forrest Gump, antique guns and Joe takes an edible on air.

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Episode 174: My Butt's Been Wiped from 2021-07-29T09:39:54

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week, discussing the COVID Delta variant, the possibility of more lock downs, and the benefits of a good wipe?

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Episode 173: Nut To Butt from 2021-07-22T10:17:20

GI Joe and Newg are back this week discussing alternative uses for condoms, Independence day being half ass cancelled in NY, and Joe's hatred for Justin Bieber

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Episode 172: The Rocket's Red Glare from 2021-06-22T03:09:40

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week discussing daughters dating, their recent camping excursion, and getting life back to normal.

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Episode 171: Take Care Of Yourself And Each Other from 2021-06-08T11:00:57

This week GI Joe and the Newg get a little dip into thier feels, discussing veteran suicide, how to help yourself and other struggling. But of course, there are plenty of laughs

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Episode 170: Freedom Rings Not C*ck Rings from 2021-06-02T04:58:55

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week, honoring our nations fallen heroes and discussing a new way to cook bacon.

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Episode 169: Tal Afar Drift from 2021-05-25T01:00

GI Joe and the Newg are back after a short break, discussing some of their crazy vehicular exploits while in the military, Joe's new nephew, and the E4 Mafia

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Episode 168: Knock Knock from 2021-05-04T10:59:47

GI Joe are back this week discussing the fine art of naked combat, dark humor and the stupid conversations you overhear in public.

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Episode 167: Black Syphilis from 2021-04-20T02:52:38

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week discussing the nuances of metal music, japanese boys and inter-office erotica

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Episode 166: Chasing Whiskey from 2021-04-13T11:22:12

Newg and GI Joe are back this week discussing whiskey, US history and current events.

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Episode 165: Bumper To Bump Her from 2021-04-06T02:13:55

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week discussing a new theory Newg has about the matrix, Joe's run in with the russian insurance fraud industry and the ridiculous conspiracy theories people post o...

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Episode 164: Schlitzed Part Deux from 2021-03-30T01:56:16

Newg and GI Joe are back this week, and once again a little "litty titty" what who will they discuss this week? Well, you'll just have to listen and find out.

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Episode 163: Inadvertent Erectile Device from 2021-03-22T10:51:45

You asked for it and you got it. GI Joe and the Newg get drunk on boxed wine and their infamous "Crapple Apple" drink. How did it turn out? Well, you'll just have to listen and find out.

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Episode 162: Celebrity Deathmatch from 2021-03-16T01:37:38

GI Joe and The Newg, this week are joined by their long time friend, Tom. This week the boys talk about if celebrity death match was real, cancel culture, and how todays teens are charmin ultra soft

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Episode 161: Potato Titties from 2021-03-01T11:00:58

GI Joe and The Newg, this week discuss the banning of Mr. Potato Head, the impossible circumstances need to commit a crime and get away with it, and how to be "less white"

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Episode 160: Drunken Titties from 2021-02-16T11:48:08

The Newg and Gi Joe are back this week, tlaking everything from love to the madness in the white house and all the insanity inbetween, Tune in weekly. No two episodes are the same

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Episode 159: Joe vs. The Geriatric from 2021-02-08T12:02:22

GI Joe and The Newg are back! And this week, Joe is wine drunk, which leads the guys down a rabbit hole of talks about gambling and fighting old people.

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Episode 158: Mamma G from 2021-02-01T04:08:18

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week discussing Biden.s press secretary, self care and Joe's mama

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VOA Ep. 8: Humperdick Gets Pegged from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Episode 8. First guest appearance and first call in and don't miss this one!

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Episode 157: Cheap Date from 2021-01-25T02:42:07

This week, GI Joe and The Newg discuss Michelle Obama, and charcuterie (again) but explain the best way to take your lady on a great date for cheap

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Episode 156: Capitol Punishment from 2021-01-19T02:46:11

GI Joe and the Lord Rev. Newg talk about the attacks on the Capitol, democrat double standards, and various conspiracy theories involving the current situation in the US.

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Episode 155; HOR Room 3333 from 2021-01-11T03:31:22

GI Joe and The Newg discuss the protests at the Capitol Building, Amen, and non-binary biology students

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Episode 154: Slappa Da Bass from 2021-01-04T02:19:51

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week with talks of Joe's boss professing his "love", a game of would you rather, and some "life advice".

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Episode 153: Live, Laugh, Love from 2020-12-28T03:20:50

GI Joe and The Newg discuss, home decor, charcuterie, and our new found love for "twisted tea"

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Episode 152: This Is The Way from 2020-12-21T03:22:11

GI Joe and das Newg discuss their favorite christmas movies and songs, german words, and the Bro-zilian wax.

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Episode 151: Great Wall Of Dublin from 2020-12-14T02:59:36

GI Joe and The Newg discuss Chinese food in Ireland, "proper" social distancing guidelines, and military to civilian transitional advice

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Episode 150: Lord Newg from 2020-12-08T04:30:11

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week, discussing dating in 2020 and becoming Scottish nobility.

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Episode 149: Leave The Gun, Take The Venison from 2020-11-30T02:53:09

GI Joe and The Newg discuss the new lock down protocols in NY, The Mandalorian Series and the most italian way to kill a deer

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Episode 148: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea from 2020-11-24T03:39:42

GI Joe and The Newg are back after a couple of weeks off. This week they discuss hunting and the limits to which you can stretch the human body.

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Episode 147: Well, It's Election Day... Again from 2020-11-10T02:58:57

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week, discussing the US presidential election, and all the controversy surrounding it.

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Episode 146: Run Dat Train from 2020-11-02T03:15:29

GI Joe & The Newg are back this week discussin the upcoming elections, blacking out on freedom and rhino lining your testicles

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Episode 145: The Social Netwrok from 2020-10-19T00:58:04

Joe and Newg discuss the affect that social media plays on us as a society, Jerry Nadler pooping his pants and whether or not Nancy Pelosi wears doodoo diapies.

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Episode 144: 1.3 Gallons? from 2020-10-05T02:28:39

How much drunk could a drunk Newg drink if a drunk Newg could drink Newg. Once again joined by Joe and Mike of the Mike Miller Show Podcast. All four of the boys get their drink on, and hilarity en...

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Episode 143: Moats & Hoes from 2020-09-30T02:02:16

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week, after a week off with more drunken shenanigans. What rabbit hole will they guys go down this week? Tune in to find out

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Episode 142: The Drunken Miller Show from 2020-09-14T10:14:16

GI Joe and The Newg are joined this week by special guests Mike & Joe of The Mike Miller Show podcast. This week, four veterans get drunk, tell old stories, and ask some burning "would you rather" ...

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Episode 141: The After Action Review from 2020-09-07T01:00

GI Joe and the Newg, this week discuss gas station faux pas, hand gestures given by the elderly, Cobra Kai the series and Taco Bell once again shattering our hopes and dreams to pieces.

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Episode 140: D*ck Lickin' Good? from 2020-09-01T09:31:08

On this week's episode, Joe and Newg discuss the appalling behavior of the fast food industry, some of their favorite music and the meaning behind it, and Joe goes on another epic rant right at the...

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Episode 139: YOUR F*CKIN BOX from 2020-08-25T01:07:20

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week, discussing topics from beuing a space shuttle door gunner sex in space, and Joe goes on a rant about pedophiles.

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Episode 138: You're A Lyin' Dog Faced Pony Soldier from 2020-08-19T09:50:52

Joe and Newg Discuss the upcoming Presidential debates, the civil rights movement and scam phone calls

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Episode 137: The Feeler and The Kneeler from 2020-08-12T01:51:38

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week, telling stories of the glory days of drinking, talking about the upcoming presidential debates, and ANTIFAs "battle plan" for invading the suburbs.

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Episode 136: Say It Ain't So from 2020-08-03T02:44:53

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week discussing firearm safety, pedo island and Jeffrey Epstein

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Episode 135: There I Was, No Sh*t from 2020-07-28T03:04:59

Newg and GI Joe are back this week discussing the closing of a beloved watering hole and some really "shitty" situations

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Episode 134: Drinks All Around from 2020-07-21T03:07:12

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week discussing what they will miss about the COVID lockdown, wedding "etiquette", and how to be an effective driver in NYC

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Episode 133: Never Go Full Biden from 2020-07-12T23:30:40

Newg and GI Joe are back this week discussing proper etiquette for men wearing shorts, what if Trump called GoDaddy to register a website, and the celebration of America's birthday.

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Episode 132: 50 Shades of Gottfried from 2020-06-27T04:12:54

Newg and GI Joe are back once again with another fantastic episode. This week we talk guns, people watching, and 50 Shades of Grey.

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Episode 131: Warm Apple Pie from 2020-06-21T13:45:37

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week with talks of guided meditation, Amazon Prime addiction, and the dark web.

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Episode 130: Noobs from 2020-06-15T02:05:45

GI Joe and The Newg, this week discuss what the new season of south park would be like based on 2020, Flipper tits, and the CHAZ

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Episode 129: The Little Things from 2020-06-08T02:33:04

This week Joe and Newg discuss fishing, outdoor sports, and other ways to keep busy during quarantine

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Episode 128: Label This from 2020-06-05T11:22:45

GI Joe & The Newg are once again joined by Mark Whitney, this week discussing the protests, the riots, the difference between the two, and other current evens in the US

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Episode 127: This Button? from 2020-05-28T10:43:40

GI Joe, The Newg and Mark Whitney are back with another episode where this week we discuss the new CDC guidelines to reopen, and the space program. Then Joe and Newg go on to discuss an idea they h...

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Episode 126: Kentucky Windage from 2020-05-25T17:51:14

This week GI Joe and The Newg honor their fallen brothers and sisters in arms, talk barbecue recipes, and long range shooting.

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Episode 125: A Pizza These Thighs from 2020-05-18T03:22:35

This week GI Joe and The Newg discuss Quarantine birthdays, The art of internet trolling, and quality food.

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Episode 124: Motherjacober from 2020-05-14T01:53:32

GI Joe and The Newg are back for another Whacky Whitney Wednesday. This week, we discuss mail in ballots, netflix comedy specials and Urban dictionary

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Episode 123: The Sh*thouse Poet from 2020-05-11T01:53:13

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week, discussing Porta John graffiti, Obamagate and anatomical artwork

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Episode 122: The Seinfeld of Podcasts w/ Special Guest Mark Whitney from 2020-05-08T02:43:33

GI Joe and the Newg are once again joined by Mark Whitney, to discuss Martin Short, modern comedy, Twitter and whether or not suicide bombers practice social distancing

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Episode 121: Drunken History from 2020-05-04T02:40:23

GI Joe and the Newg are back, This week we dive deep down a rabbit hole on the appreciation of alcohol, by our founding fathers.

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Episode 120: Still Bangin' w/ Special Guest Mark Whitney from 2020-05-02T19:56:10

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week, joined once again by Mr. Mark Whitney. This week we discuss UBI, life under quarantine, and the general weekly shenanigans that you all know and love.

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Episode 119: Doing Lines of Viagra from 2020-04-28T01:48:47

GI Joe and the Newg are back to brass tacks this week. Just the boys drinking, shooting the shit about movies, netflix series, quarantine life, and the matrix.

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Episode 118: And He's Still Not Done w/ Special Guest Larry Sharpe from 2020-04-20T01:00:13

GI Joe and The Newg are joined this week by Veteran, Entrepreneur, former NY gubernatorial candidate, and Vice Presidential Candidate, Larry Sharpe. This week we discuss Gov. Cuomo's COVID19 respon...

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Episode 117: The Tank w/ Special Guest Uncle Sam's Misguided Children from 2020-04-13T11:01:05

The Newg and GI Joe, this week are joined by The Tank of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children from Twitter and Instagram. This week they discuss The tank's first hand account of socialist Communist Cuba,...

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Episode 116: Light The Fuse w/ Special Guest Vincent "Rocco" Vargas from 2020-04-06T22:48:23

GI Joe and The Newg are joined by Actor, Author, Musician, Entrepreneur, and Veteran, Vincent Vargas of the FX hit TV show, Mayans MC. This week, we discuss veteran transition, life after the milit...

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Episode 115: KEEP BANGIN' w/ Special Guest Mark Whitney from 2020-04-01T02:41:39

GI Joe and the Newg, this week interview Libertarian Presidential Candidate Mark Whitney and discuss apocalyptic nightmares and the glory that is 'Merica

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Episode AR 114: Stick To Your Guns w/ Special Guest Jerry Wayne from 2020-03-30T01:00:12

GI Joe and The Newg are joined this week by Jerry Wayne! You all might know him as the union worker from Detroit, that had words with Joe Biden. On this episode, we discuss the importance of our se...

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Episode 113: Weekday Update from 2020-03-18T04:01:19

Newg and GI Joe bring a midweek special edition episode. Today, the guys have exclusive info directly from Italy about he ongoing corona virus outbreak. They also talk about the cancellation of St....

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Episode 112: The Gentleman In Short Shorts from 2020-03-16T02:07:02

Gi Joe and The Newg talk home brewing, corona virus, rugby and prepping

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Episode 111: Thank You Cameron from 2020-03-09T01:17:25

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week, discussing the presidential race, drop outs and delicious craft beer

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Episode 110: Abuelita Rosalita from 2020-03-02T03:58:47

GI Joe and The Newg are back. This week they discuss the race for the presidency, Star wars and art of making tortillas

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Episode 109: Mike's Mini Putt Putt from 2020-02-25T04:08:51

GI Joe and the Newg, discuss the presidential debates, the Jerky Boys and big veiny triumphant dildos

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Episode 108: A Taste Of New York from 2020-02-18T00:06:46

GI Joe and The Newg talk about New york Pizza, new york bagels, and craft breweries

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Episode 107: To Pelosi With Love from 2020-02-11T02:44:25

GI Joe and the Newg this week, discuss the impeachment hearings, the XFL and proper wear of dental prosthesis

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Episode 106: Truth Or Drink from 2020-02-03T03:36:01

Gi Joe and The Newg are back, and reveal a few truths about themselves

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Episode 105:The Donny Lama from 2020-01-28T02:35:33

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week, discussing scam phone calls, Batman and the Donny Lama himself..... the hair, tie, diet coke... striking

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Episode 104: Gordon Ramsay... Call Me from 2020-01-20T03:16:40

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week, discussing some of the best fast foot places, movie prices, and reminiscing about their teenage years.

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Episode 103: Don't Be A Fool. Wrap Your Tool from 2020-01-17T04:02:38

Another Week, Another Show. Gi Joe and The Newg are back with your weekly dose of freedom, fuckery, and condoms...........

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Episode 102: And Iran So Far Away from 2020-01-06T04:05:27

GI Joe and The Newg are back in 2020. New Year, Same old shit. This week they discuss possible impending war with Iran, a florida man, and killing the Brits on Christmas

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Episode 101: Merry F**kin Christmas from 2019-12-23T03:36:40

Newgy Clause and hi little helper Joe, discuss their top 5 favorite christmas movies, funny or weird things that have happened to them on christmas, and Walken in a winter wonderland

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Episode 100: Support Your Local Drunks from 2019-12-18T03:43:25

Gi Joe and The Newg discuss the Schiff show, fake calls to 911, removal of warning labels, and redneck natural disaster survival

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Episode 99: Aw U A Cawp? from 2019-12-09T03:26:48

This week GI Joe and the Newg discuss terrorism, people who are hijacking the LGBTQ+ movement for personal gain, and Narwhals.

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Episode 98: From Mandalore With Love from 2019-12-02T02:49:31

Newg and GI Joe nerd out on Star Wars and baby Yoda, the magnificent troll that is Donald trump and the creepy antics of Joe Biden

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Episode 97 A Schiff In The Wind from 2019-11-25T04:41:21

GI Joe Joe and the Newg are back this week discussing the impeachment hearings, Eric Swalwell's fart on live televison, andhow much NY City sucks

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Episode 96: This Sky Fox from 2019-11-19T03:27:14

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week, where they discuss sexual stamina, the impeachment hearings, and conspiracy theories

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Episode 95: Bang My TIIIIIIITS from 2019-11-11T13:24:08

This week Newg, and GI Joe celebrate the Marine Corps birthday and veterans day in spectacular fashion, and Epstein didn't kill himself

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Episode 94: There's No Beto Time Than Now from 2019-11-04T04:30:16

GI Joe and The Newg discuss Beto dropping out of the presidential race, The founding fathers and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

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Episode 93: I Blew Up In The New Bugatti from 2019-10-28T02:35:10

GI Joe and Newg discuss Child abuse, their childhood, and what turned them into the shit storm they are today

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Episode 92: Wax On Wacks Off from 2019-10-22T01:37:48

GI Joe and The Newg are back. This week, the guys discuss proper sports stadium etiquette, pitfalls of dating in your 30s and the latest sex moves of 2019

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Episode 91: Oktoberfest Teil Zwei from 2019-10-15T00:54:20

GI Joe and the Newg discuss another visit to Oktoberfest, the war starting up between Syria and Turkey, and trolling people on twitter.

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Episode 90: Great American Pastime from 2019-10-07T03:15:28

This week GI Joe and Newg discuss post season Baseball, and memories of the game from their childhood. Newg also tells a story about something he did in school and why he is the sole reason for mas...

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Episode 89: Prime Number Handjobs from 2019-09-30T00:54:49

Newg and Joe this week discuss their trip to Oktoberfest and get a surprise call in special guest

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Ep 88: The Law Offices Of Cochstein & Malloy from 2019-09-23T02:19:04

GI Joe & The Newg are back with another shit show of an episode... Jyess. This week they discuss shit dads say, fake news, and the proper way to find legal representation

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Episode 87: Take That You Rapscallion from 2019-09-17T02:15:51

Newg and GI Joe are back this week with a new episode. This week, they discuss the latest attacks on the 2nd Amendment, 9/11, other current events

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Episode 86: Drunk Oysters from 2019-09-09T01:00:06

GI Joe and The Newg are back with a fun filled episode, talking about their favorite seafood dishes, foreplay etiquette, and general merriment

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Episode 85: Dr. Newg from 2019-09-02T02:33:24

GI Joe and the Newg are back this week talking about Dave Chappelle's new netflix stand up special, medical advice from the Newg, and our love for all the letters of the alphabet.

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Episode 84: Nubbin But Love from 2019-08-26T03:38:31

Newg and Joe talk about Skating, fetishes yay or nay, and obscure alcoholic beverages.

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Episode 83: I Can't Believe We Miss This Sh*t from 2019-08-19T03:22:45

Newg and GI Joe go down a rabbit hole of their past military experience, what drives them, and what keeps them going.

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Episode 82: Penis Origami from 2019-08-12T09:33:42

Episode 82: Penis Origami by GI Joe & The Newg

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Episode 81: Would You Eat It? from 2019-08-06T02:19:52

GI Joe and the Newg are back with another drunken fun filled episode. This week, the guys discuss the Killswitch Engage/ Clutch concert, things they would do for $50 Million, reminisce about high s...

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Episode 80: ClappaDemCheeks from 2019-07-29T03:16:56

GI Joe and The Newg are back with another fantastic episode. This week, they discuss Area 51, and the possibility of life beyond our planet, the theory of evolution, and creating their own fantasy ...

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Episode 79: The Drunk And The Patriot from 2019-07-22T03:07:08

This week GI Joe and a very drunk Newg discuss Area 51, Berkley removing gender names from everything, and how a why a xenomorph is ribbed for your pleasure.

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Episode 78: Can't Touch This from 2019-07-15T01:00:04

Newg and GI Joe are back this week discussing a wide variety of topics, from illegal immigration, Area 51 and hypocrisy in politics.

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Episode 77: If You Have Ghosts from 2019-07-08T10:32:38

This Week GI Joe Newg are all over the map. This week, we discuss illegal immigration, Independence Day, crazy & lucid dreams,

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Episode 76: Why Do You Spell Dark With a K? from 2019-07-01T23:51

Newg and GI are back celebrating America's birthday, talking about the DNC presidential debates and discussing pride month and dad jokes.

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Episode 75: Short, Sweet And Fat from 2019-06-24T09:37:45

Yuri and Igor are back this week, to speak to you about the wonders of socialism

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Episode 74: Drunken Comrade from 2019-06-17T01:00:06

This week GI Joe and Newg discuss the origins of people drinking milk, the Keanu Reeves internet phenomenon, economic privilege, and what if Alex Jones became the new white house press secretary.

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Episode 73: Challenge Presented from 2019-06-10T04:59:09

This week, GI Joe and The Newg one of the latest conspiracy theories surrounding the DNC, interesting topics sent in by our listeners and a issue a challenge to all of our fans.

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Episode 72: Darwinism from 2019-06-03T03:48:43

This week GI Joe and the Newg discuss past, present and future super hero movies, the direction of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and removing all the warning labels

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Episode 71: Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil from 2019-05-28T03:25:47

This week GI Joe and the Newg discuss some stories behind their military service, their transition back to civilian life, Harvey Weinstein's court settlement and just rap about life.

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Episode 70: Ingest A Satchel Of Richards from 2019-05-20T03:54:23

This week Newg and Joe discuss some of the democratic presidential candidates, game of thrones, and Newg delivers a mind blowing realization about the matrix

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Episode 69: For Your Aural Pleasure from 2019-05-15T01:21:42

This week GI Joe and The Newg discuss some of the craziest shit they've seen, done or heard regarding sex.

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Episode 68: Perra Yo Opero from 2019-05-06T04:03:48

GI Joe and The Newg discuss the civil war in Venezuela and what they would do if they were there, leftist hypocrisy, Joe's love for Prince, and once again discuss South Park

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Episode 67: Bob From Accounting from 2019-04-29T09:00:49

GI Joe and Newg discuss Julian Assange's arrest, conspiracy theories, and that a**hole, Bob from accounting.

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Episode 66: Drunken Recall from 2019-04-22T01:32:47

This week GI Joe and the Newg discuss the cartoons they watched growing up, and what influenced and shaped the humor they have today.

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Episode 65: Kitty's Kidney CATastrophe from 2019-04-08T02:32:34

GI Joe and The Newg are back, where this week, they discuss the Avocado crisis, peeing in a washing machine and AOC's southern charm

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Episode 64: Proops Goes The Dynamite from 2019-04-01T01:00:02

GI Joe and Newg are here with another fine episode filled with fun, laughter, tears and booty talk as they discuss Jussie Smollet's charges getting dropped, and theories as to why. They also discus...

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Episode 63: The Irish #MeToo from 2019-03-25T01:27:43

GI Joe and The Newg are back! This week they discuss the conclusion of the Mueller report, The new Bill and Ted Movie, and Leprechauns popping boners.

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Episode 62: Too Black Ops for Black Ops from 2019-03-18T01:43:05

GI Joe and the Newg this week discuss the absurdity of carrying on the Fast & Furious franchise, people being able to sue firearms companies,and certain conspiracy theories

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Episode 61: Those Are Some New York Bewbs from 2019-03-11T02:40:04

GI Joe and Newg are back with another fine episode. This week they discuss good business practices, strange phone calls from the wrong number, crazy dating prospects, their ideas for how to get the...

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Episode 60: Locked, Cocked & Ready to Rock from 2019-03-04T02:06:24

Newg and GI Joe discuss the Cohen hearings, the Momo Challenge, the absurdity that is AOC and the Democratic party

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Episode 59: This is #MAGA Country! from 2019-02-25T04:24:18

GI Joe and The Newg are back this week, and discuss Jussie Smollett, racism in america, our beloved AOC, and briefly touch on being a real New Yorker.

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Episode 58: Betty White, What A Hitter from 2019-02-11T04:12:18

GI Joe and Newg in honor of Valentine's Day or Singles Awareness Day, discuss celebrity crushes, The Gangster In Chief, and Newg's Obsession with Keanu Reeves and Betty White

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Episode 57: The D*ck Silhouette from 2019-02-04T03:23:12

Newg and GI are back and a little tipsy. This week they talk about pet mishaps at the vet, Traveling abroad, doing stand up comedy, and outrage culture

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Episode 56: It's Got Protein from 2019-01-28T02:35:16

GI Joe and the Newg discuss favorite and most hated fast food restaurants, meal plans for the apocalypse, and the importance of protein in your diet.

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Episode 55: Oh Child! Preach On & Testify from 2019-01-21T03:23:48

Newg & GI are a little more gassed up than usual this week. They talk about "toxic masculinity", sharing a BigMac with the president, and the glory days of comedy.

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Episode 54: The Shadow Knows from 2019-01-14T02:00:05

GI Joe and The Newg are back with another booze and fun filled episode where they rap about life, politics and getting the ban hammer on Instgram

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Episode 53: The F*ckening from 2019-01-07T03:01:41

GI Joe and The Newg are back! This week they discuss the economy, their upcoming facial hair challenge, and incredibly large women

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Episode 52: 52 Weeks Of Freedom from 2018-12-31T03:25:52

This week GI Joe and the Newg recap their Christmas, discuss women who look like linebackers, and Newg's deep profound hatred for Democratic Socialists

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Episode 51: Merry F*ckin' Christmas from 2018-12-24T03:30:09

GI Joe Joe and the Newg get into the Christmas spirit (sort of)and discuss favorite christmas movies and discover the world of "Christmas Porn".

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Episode 50: Ho Ho Holy Sh*t from 2018-12-17T02:10:58

This week Joe and Newg tackle the attack on Christmas symbols & Christmas music, crappy politicians and when "the gays" buy real estate

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Episode 49: Naked Pictures of Bea Arthur... OUTSTANDING! from 2018-12-10T07:07:55

The Boys are back this week, and this time, WE HAVE A SPONSOR!!! This week we discuss Bob Dole showing respect at George H.W. Bush's Funeral, which one of the golden girls they would participate in...

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Episode 48: Thanks Karen from 2018-12-03T02:09:31

Newg and GI Joe this week discuss old photos, lazy Old Fashions and how Aquanet hairspray ended the cold war

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Episode 47: Back In My Day from 2018-11-26T02:51:07

Joe and Newg are back after Thanksgiving, and talk about hangovers, tailgates, and our childhood movies being brought to life

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Episode 46: Butt Plugs & Dil-Does from 2018-11-19T04:54:43

GI Joe and The Newg are back with another hilarious and freedom filled episode. This week the guys discuss hunting, bad weather with even worse drivers, the best way to "smoke" new guys in the mili...

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Episode 45: Let's Take A Phone Call from 2018-11-12T01:27:02

This week GI Joe and Newg have a surprise call in guest to the show. They also discuss the outcome of the midterm elections, trolls on twitter and different trending topics in the news

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Episode 44: I Wanna Speak To Pete Davidson from 2018-11-05T01:35:49

This week GI Joe and The Newg are back with another fun and freedom filled episode! This week they discuss Pete Davidson's fleeting need to have his ass beat, Alec Baldwin, and the art of the pimp ...

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Episode 43: DNC Drops The Bomb from 2018-10-29T01:00:03

GI Joe and The Newg talk the MAGA "bomber", pooping in a flight suit, and fake news and some conspiracy theories.

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Episode 42: Listen Here Elizabeth Warren from 2018-10-22T01:09:28

This week GI Joe and The Newg have a few bones to pick with Facebook, Google and Elizabeth Warren. They also share their thoughts on hunting and Plasti-dipping their dicks

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Episode 41: Dem Titties from 2018-10-15T01:50:14

GI Joe and the Newg are back! This week they discuss Kanye west's meeting the president, What Jesus would be like if he were a professional poker player, and answer some burning questions submitted...

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Episode 40: Dr. Fraud from 2018-10-01T02:36:31

This week Newg and GI Joe discuss The Terminator movies, the Kavanaugh hearings,and ridiculous gun control in New York state

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Episode 39: Really Seals In The Flavor from 2018-09-24T02:18:36

This week Joe and Newg discuss the Kavanaugh hearings, the Marvel vs. DC cinematic universes, and the upcoming Joker origin story

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Episode 38: Love In A Sandwich from 2018-09-17T02:54:57

This week Newg and Joe talk about sandwiches, who won the MGK and Eminem rap battle, and a "this or that" with food.

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Episode 37: IPAs And PSLs from 2018-09-10T01:07:03

GI Joe and Newg talk about good whiskey, good beers, Pumpkin spice lattes, Joe Rogan and Elon Musk, and pretty much go all over the map on this one.

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Episode 36: Don't Call Me Daddy from 2018-09-04T02:07:52

GI Joe and the Newg go down the rabbit hole about racism & sterotypes, The First Man movie, and their thoughts on the word "Daddy"

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Episode 35: Stand Up Stephen Hawking from 2018-08-29T01:19:18

GI Joe and Newg are back!! Aaaaand they're drunk! We know you're not surprised. These week they discuss double standards between men and women, socialism in America, what it would be like to own th...

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Episode 34: Hoosier Daddy.. from 2018-08-20T00:45:08

GI Joe and the Newg are back with another fine episode of freedom and f*ckery. This week they discuss getting drunk at baseball games, trends coming full circle, and Joe goes on a rant about the gr...

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Episode 33: DP Dates from 2018-08-13T03:09:12

GI Joe and The Newg are back with another fine and fun filled episode. This week they discuss bad first dates and Newg being Joe's inner voice when dating, their concept for a new dating show, and ...

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Episode 32: Sorry Karen from 2018-08-06T01:19:08

This week GI Joe and the Newg discuss inter-service rivalry in the military, the direction that comedy has taken in a very PC world, and how warning labels are messing with the process of human evo...

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Episode 31: Salted Caramel Balls from 2018-08-01T02:47:23

This week GI Joe and the Newg get a little rowdy and discuss their top 5 best and worst bands of all time, Bob Sagat and the human response, and what it's like swallowing a hard 12. And we're not r...

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Episode 30: Hugs Not Drugs from 2018-07-23T00:35:33

This week Joe and Newg talk about how to deal with nasty people, Jackie Chan, immigration, slavery, and the appropriate time to get high

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Episode 29: Got Your 6 from 2018-07-16T00:32:36

This week the boys take it down to a bit of a serious note and touch on veteran transition issues and their time in military service. But wait, there's more! we didn't forget about the laughs

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Episode 28: 55 Gallons Of Lube from 2018-07-09T01:49:49

GI Joe and the Newg are coming off the heels of the birthday of our beloved America. This week, they discuss the art of shaving, amazon shopping addictions, Scarlett Johansson, and this week in ame...

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Episode 27: The Boys Are Back! from 2018-07-02T00:26:17

GI Joe and The Newg are back! this weeks episode the guys talk about day spas for your balls, male shaving practices and how real music is dying.

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Episode 26: 33:33 from 2018-01-23T06:07:50

GI Joe and the Newg are back! This week, they discuss the ideal blow job, shit holes, American history and bleached booty holes.

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Episode 25: (Speaks In North Korean) from 2018-01-17T04:40:12

This week Joe and Newg discuss comically large penises, what their porn star name would be, Chelsea Manning and Rock Operas.

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Episode 24: Lithp Of Reathonth from 2018-01-02T04:39:10

This week Joe and Newg ring in the new year by discussing proper etiquette during a devil's threesome, Ron Jeremy's illustrious career, and the effects of having a girlfriend on your netflix account.

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Episode 23: The Christmas Glory Hole from 2017-12-25T02:31:27

The Newg and GI Joe Christmas Special!!!! The guys talk about the best and worst christmas songs, braving the stores during the holiday season and the safest way to use a glory hole in a truck stop...

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Episode 22: Bedazzle Your Dog's A**hole from 2017-12-12T23:32:35

GI Joe and The Newg are back! This week they discuss CCW reciprocity, women's empowerment and bedazzling your pet's B-Hole. And we let Newg rant quite a bit on this one.

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Episode 21: Long, Strong & Tasty from 2017-11-28T02:51:47

This week is our longest episode yet. GI Joe and The Newg answer a series of questions that are part of a super secret interview process for a fortune 500 company. The answers tend to get a little ...

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Episode 20: If D*cks Had Wings from 2017-11-21T04:03:22

The Newg is back and in rare form! This week the guys talk about Terry Crews getting groped, "Meet a Black Person" events, and anal sex tutorials.

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Episode 18: Fire In The Hole from 2017-11-06T03:05:03

GI Joe and the Newg discuss doing the #OneChipChallenge, Bowe Bergdhal and the Thank You For Your Service movie.

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Episode 17: Can You Put A Pussy In My Lap? from 2017-10-31T04:17:09

This week Newg and GI Joe talk about ANTIFA, and getting guilt tripped into donating to charities at the grocery store, and spicy foods with its effects on the human body

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Episode 16: JudgeMENTAL from 2017-10-16T20:25:45

This week, GI Joe and the Newg share their distaste and disdain for hipsters and the weird names they give their children.

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Episode 15: It's Been A While from 2017-10-09T02:49:35

GI Joe and the Newg are back!!!!! this week, the guys take things on a serious note. They discuss our rights as Americans, the tragedy that occured in Las Vegas, and education. Be sure to stay tune...

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Episode 14: Zomething Different from 2017-07-13T03:04:21

This week Joe and Newg get all hopped up on zimas and discuss Rob Kardashian's twitter tirade, American history and Amelia Earhart's possible survival.

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Episode 13: Because Merica... That's Why. from 2017-07-04T17:15:43

Joe and Newg are back with another freedom filled episode. This week they discuss the best and worst of american beer.

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Episode 12: Truth Or Drink from 2017-06-27T04:35:22

Joe and Newg play a little game called "Truth or Drink" and answer burning questions about their friendship.

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Episode 11: Free Newg from 2017-06-27T04:04:34

Joe and Newg this week talk about shitty customer service, "environmentally friendly" cars, and feminism in hollywood.

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Episode 10: F*ck You Im Millwall from 2017-06-12T05:00:02

Joe and The Newg talk the london terror attacks, hangovers and climate change.

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Episode 9: F*ck You Kathy Griffin from 2017-06-06T02:08:37

This week Newg and Joe tear Kathy Griffin a new one. They discuss the possible direction that human evolution may go, and banter about sports.

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Episode 8: We're Revoking Joe's Man Card from 2017-06-01T22:17:09

GI Joe and the Newg are back with another fine episode. This week they talk about the lost art of conversation, TV shows, celebrity meltdowns and the reason for revoking Joe's man card and give you...

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Episode 7: Cinco de Drinko from 2017-05-08T10:02:36

Joe and Newg celebrate Cinco de Mayo like the gringos they are, complete with tequila, tacos and beer.

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Episode 6: First And Schlong from 2017-05-01T00:22:48

Newg and Joe are back with another fine episode. This week they talk about the Aaron Hernandez murders, hyptothetical things they would do for money, prescription drugs and medical Marijuana

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Episode 5: All Jokes Assad from 2017-04-10T00:43:39

Newg and Joe discuss the US airstrikes in Syria, motorcyles and battle with their ADD

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Episode 4: Booze 101 from 2017-04-03T02:23:46

Newg and Joe are at it again. The guys go on a tirade about delicious booze, bands that suck, and their first music album purchases.

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Episode 3: Drunken Circumcision from 2017-03-27T02:37:28

Joe and Newg go deep down the proverbial rabbit hole in this episode while all juiced up on Kraken Rum

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Episode 2: Turnt Up For Jesus from 2017-03-22T09:02:15

Joe and The Newg are back with another brand new episode and ready for some St. Paddy's Day shenanigans.

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Episode 1: The Funeral Of Seamus from 2017-03-14T00:57:34

The first episode of the Drunken Patriot Podcast. GI Joe and The Newg, kick off their new show with a special guest and a fan fav from their Voice of Absurdity day. Special thank you to Metal Patri...

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VOA Ep. 47: Cash Me Ousside, How Bout DP? from 2017-03-04T04:49:06

The final episode of the Voice of Absurdity. Joe and Newg discuss guns, the subway, debauchery, and give a freedom boner worth epic sendoff> Stay tuned for their new podcast Drunken Patriot. Specia...

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VOA Ep. 46: Lift vs. Drag from 2017-02-09T00:07:01

Newg and Joe are back with another fantastic edition of our show. This week they talk the superbowl, how to do a proper helicopter, and films

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VOA Ep. 45: Handjob Cabin from 2017-01-28T03:59:22

Joe and Newg discuss the interwebs, the military, and general fuckery

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VOA Ep. 44: Working For The Weekend from 2017-01-14T04:35:17

GI Joe and The Newg are back! This week they discuss fitness, social standards and recycling.

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VOA Ep. 43: Our Special Snowflake from 2017-01-08T20:00:36

Newg and Joe talk about the up and coming entitled generation, snow storm shenanigans, and general banter.

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VOA Ep. 42: Happy Horidays from 2017-01-02T02:28:50

Joe and Newg recap their holiday shenannigans.

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VOA Ep. 41: I Stole The Mona Lisa from 2016-12-17T01:51:16

Joe and Newg are back after a 2 week hiatus and hilarity ensues. They also have a very special announcement for the fans.

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VOA Ep. 40: There I Was, Getting Stuffed from 2016-11-28T01:39:19

Newg and Joe talk about dysfunctional holiday events, what they're thankful for, their new found fascination with Orajel.

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VOA Ep. 39: PSA: Don't Shit On The Floor from 2016-11-19T00:44:36

Joe and Newg recap the aftermath of last week's episode, protestors, and re-evaluate Newg's life decisions

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VOA Ep. 38: I GOP'd My Pants from 2016-11-11T02:37:19

Newg and Joe give their recap of the US presidential election, their take on the results, their opinion of people's reactions and allegiance to America and their respective services.

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VOA Ep. 37: Why Would Charlie Sheen Be Riding Me? from 2016-11-05T02:05:24

Joe and Newg share various funny stories from their past, talk sports, and Joe goes on a tirade of voice impressions.

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VOA Ep. 36: Cuntentious B*tch from 2016-10-29T01:43:33

Episode 36: Newg and Joe get slightly stupid on politics, Halloween, past holiday shenningans and dabble in their personal lives. A huge shout out and thanks to fellow entertainer Ross Patterson of...

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VOA Ep. 35: If You Won't Put Your D*ck In It, Don't Put Your Hand In It from 2016-10-22T02:04:48

Newg and Joe Talk politics, movie remakes, double standards, internet trends and the jack wagons on the subway.

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VOA Ep. 34: That's A Bad Kitty from 2016-10-15T01:44:30

Joe and Newg discuss the Trump recordings, the presidential debate, slactivism, and various random stories.

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VOA Ep. 33: The 'Merican Horror Story from 2016-10-08T03:58:37

Joe and Newg talk about suicide prevention, clown sightings, halloween costumes and the American horror story.

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VOA Ep. 32: Black Cookie and Pink Tuna from 2016-10-01T02:35:43

Newg and Joe talk about their new drink recipe, various relatable dad to day situations, the environment, and dick pic ettiquette

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VOA Ep. 31: Harambe Patronus from 2016-09-26T02:43:28

Joe and Newg this week, talk sports, hookers, whiskey, STDs, and the NFL

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VOA Ep. 30: VOA for President from 2016-09-17T01:08:38

Newg and Joe are joined this week by a special guest. They discuss the NFL, politics, Harambe and various drunken stories.

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VOA Ep. 29: American & Proud from 2016-09-12T02:11:46

This week Newg and Joe pay tribute to the victims of 9/11. They talk about social ignorance, and their "Mount Rushmore of Actors"

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VOA Ep. 28: F*ck Your Sensitivity from 2016-09-03T02:58:53

Newg and Joe Talk modern rap music versus old school, youtube censorship, pet peeves and social issues

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VOA Ep. 27: My Waxed Black Hole from 2016-08-27T03:56:51

Joe and Newg talk about their new video coming out, science and science fiction. They delve into the political arena and the abscure... ALIENS.

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VOA Ep. 26: Put Your D*ck In And F*ck Sh*t Up from 2016-08-21T23:43:06

Joe and Newg are a drunk this week after watching Range 15 (The #1 independent comedy film of the year, made by veterans for veterans. The boys give a short review of the movie, talk a little about...

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VOA Ep. 25: Twisted Medal from 2016-08-13T02:34:11

The Joe and The Newg are back with another episode. This week, the boys discuss the olymics along with an entertaining live commentary, and dabble in politics.

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VOA Ep. 24: The Booze Brothers from 2016-08-08T01:43:09

Joe and Newg are starting a new business venture. Weddings and sports grace this weeks episode along with their take on the 2016 Olympics in Rio

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VOA Ep. 23: 100 Silky Dicks from 2016-08-01T01:33:26

The boys are back this week, with an array of topics from porn and pokemon to piss poor movies.

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VOA Ep. 22: Biff The Pussy from 2016-07-24T03:55:56

Another fine episode. Joe and Newg talk about being a crazy cat lady, creating their own private island nation, and shitty customer service

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VOA Ep. 21: Vince McMahon Is My Tampon from 2016-07-16T01:41:49

Newg and Joe are back with a recap of their epic trip to New Orleans, and their introduction to their new twisted friend "D-Bag". On this special episode you are introduced to Newg and Joe in their...

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VOA Ep. 20: Little Dickie In The Big Easy from 2016-07-12T00:51:15

Joe and Newg travel to New Orleans with special guest "Dickie McJones Malone" in preparation for what could be epic time. The boys talk about their fucked up travel experience which include getting...

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VOA Ep. 19: Jyessed In Your Face from 2016-07-02T11:20:26

After a slight hiatus due to circumstances beyond their control, Joe and Newg are back! This week they talk about sexual harassment in the military, usage of the word "Jyess", and how Microsoft Win...

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VOA Ep. 18: Mother F*cker Day from 2016-06-18T01:28:33

Newg and Joe pay homage to the victims of orlando and discuss the crazy shit our dads and family members say and/or do

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VOA Ep. 17: ... And They Let You Around Children? from 2016-06-12T00:19:27

Hungover confessions of a sports fan. Joe and Newg talk about their drunken adventures at a yankee game, woobies, hangovers, and homemade pocket pussies. Stupid people of New York city piss them of...

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VOA Ep. 16: Let's Get Drunk Gameshow on Weed in Colorado from 2016-06-05T00:23:36

Lets Get Drunk! Joe and Newg have created their own drinking game/ game show. Hilarity and drunken shenanigans ensue as the boys ask the burning questions to this week's guests. After we discuss Jo...

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VOA Ep. 15: You Put My Mom's Balls in Your Mouth?!!! from 2016-05-21T01:47:18

Newg and Joe with guests discuss social media fauxpas, relationships, memes and moms balls

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VOA Ep. 14: How Big Are The Squirrel's Balls? from 2016-05-14T02:49:52

Episode 14: Newg and Joe apologize for the technical difficulties first and foremost. They talk about foreplay, blueballs, dick size, squirrels and a teasing of blackout stories.

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VOA Ep. 13: It Bleeds Kill It We Can from 2016-05-07T02:01:06

Episode 13: Newg and Joe nerd out discussing Star Wars, ET, The Matrix and the life of social media.

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VOA Ep. 12: Gentlemens Etiquette from 2016-05-01T18:28:03

Episode 12: Newg and Joe discuss code among Gentlemen

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VOA Ep. 11: Bros, Hoes and the Potato Show from 2016-04-23T03:05:29

Newg and Joe with special guest and musician, Dana Marie (https://soundcloud.com/danamariecaputo)give relationship advice, talk about sex and how to properly have a threesome.

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VOA Ep. 10: Sorry Mom from 2016-04-16T02:41:30

Episode 10: Newg and Joe discuss drunken adventures, sex stories, life, politics and the dumbing of america.

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VOA Ep. 9: Goodbye Horses from 2016-04-09T01:26:26

Episode 9: Anthony and Joe and once again with our special guest Tom, talk work, travels and drunken escapades.

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VOA Ep. 7: Where The F*ck Did This Go?!? from 2016-03-26T01:02:18

Ted and Joe get really weird, but whats new!

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VOA Ep. 6: St. Patrick's Day - What the Hell Happened? from 2016-03-18T23:38:29

Joe and Newg's officially fucked up St. Patrick's day! Venturing into sex porn and just plain old WTF!!!! Cheers

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VOA Ep. 5: What The F*ck You F*cking F*ck?! from 2016-03-12T01:14:38

Well folks we have hit 1 month and in this podcast Joe and Ted discuss fears, fucking and fighting

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VOA Ep. 4: And Now We Drink from 2016-03-05T00:37:10

And now we drink! tales of 2 bros with drinks

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VOA Ep. 3: Shennanigans from 2016-02-27T00:53:23

The shenanigans from the voice of absurdity

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VOA Ep. 2: Sh*t Happens from 2016-02-20T01:22

Week 2 of the Voice of Absurdity. Join us on our journey through shit, life, trials and tribulations.

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VOA Ep. 1: Ted And Joe's Potato Show from 2016-02-13T02:41:08

Voice of Absurdity first podcast.

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