Podcasts by Dude, Thats F****d Up

E289: Sky Goo Flu from 2022-10-26T07:00:49

A flu from sky goo sounds disgusting, because it is. What even is sky goo? Should we even be asking that question...I know! Let's let Erin and Nicole theorize over the origin of the goo, give it...

E288: Welp, This Flight Sucked from 2022-10-19T07:00:06

In June of 1990, British Airways Flight 5390 had to make an emergency landing after a *vital* piece of the plane got sucked off (along with a vital member). This week, Erin and Nicole recount th...

E287: Pet Shop Gals from 2022-10-12T07:00:44

Can you imagine a life without dogs? Those cuddly, sweet, loyal, little floofs that make man (in the humankind sense) so happy?! In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss the history of the domes...

E286: Patch Splatums from 2022-10-05T07:01

This episode name is so disrespectful. But you know what? Once you hear this story, you're gonna be like " oh, uh huh, that man was an idiot." Join Erin and Nicole on a daring journey as they di...

E285: Em-who? Emu! from 2022-09-28T07:00:09

Thank you to the multiple listeners who encouraged Our Dudes go down under for The Great Emu War of 1932 because it is the best thing since Fairy Bread and Tim Tams. Join Erin and Nicole as they...

E284: Season's Secretings from 2022-09-21T07:00:23

Ever wonder how artificial flavors are made? Hey, Erin and Nicole were wondering about that, too! Dip into this very tasty episode about the science and history of natural and artificial flavors...

E283: Freezer Burn from 2022-09-14T07:00:31

Erin and Nicole are supes chill during a record-breaking heatwave, as they discuss cryonics and the famous/infamous people who have chosen to freeze their bodies (and heads!) in death.

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E282: Payola Crapola from 2022-09-07T07:00:53

Did you know the phrase "pay to play" originated from a literal terrestrial radio scandal where record labels bribed disc jockeys?! Erin and Nicole discuss the timeline-altering Payola Scandal o...

E281: Flaps and Craps from 2022-08-31T07:00:20

Bless your sharts, because Erin and Nicole are reading your listener stories! From hating poop jokes, to a harrowing grocery adventure, to a festive lil' Krampus film, y'all delivered! ...

E280: Medium-Level BS from 2022-08-24T07:00:10

Psychics and/or mediums claim to be able to see the future or talk with the deceased, which is why psychics have offered their services to detectives investigating high-profile crimes. And yet, ...

E279: Peeyoo PETA from 2022-08-17T07:00:56

As a nonprofit organization founded for good, PETA sure is accused of being bad. Erin and Nicole discuss the origins of People for the Ethical Rights of Animals (PETA), their radical forms of di...

E278: Bad Odds from 2022-08-10T07:00:46

California just had a $1.3B Mega Millions Jackpot winner and *spoiler alert* it wasn't Erin or Nicole. This week, our dudes talk a little about the history of the state lottery, discuss if they ...

E277: We're Going Streaking! from 2022-08-03T07:00:25

Actually, Erin and Nicole will only go streaking under strict terms, and after they've done some personal grooming. Since they have no previous experience with running naked in public, they're d...

E276: Log Rides for Jesus from 2022-07-27T07:00:06

Splashin' of the Christ! Can you imagine a worse theme for a park than "Christianity?" Me either, but there have been tens of water and amusement parks in that very genre, which proves yet again...

E275: Precedented Times, Please? from 2022-07-20T07:00:36

Everybody in your seats, because summer break is over! In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss everything they missed while on vacation: the good (Beyonce's New Single) the bad (F*CKIN' SCOTUS ...

SSE6: FabiOde from 2022-07-13T07:00:48

In a genre for women, by women, only one man has has crossed party lines to join the highest ranks of the Romance Genre: Fabio. Erin and Nicole discuss the life of the ultimate Italian Stallion,...

SSE5: Final Thots from 2022-07-06T07:00:51

You know what would be hotter than the book Mating the Huntress? A movie adaptation! Erin & Nicole discuss who they would cast in the Hallmark Erotica or Netflix Skinz version of th...

SSE4: Huntress Mated from 2022-06-29T07:00:12

He did it! The Werewolf mated the Huntress. But guess what? She mated him, too. And her favorite position? CEO. Erin and Nicole discuss the final chapters (6, 7 and 8) and the climax (pun intended)...

SSE3: Haus of Humping from 2022-06-22T07:00:01

It's getting steamy, y'all! This book answers the question: can a werewolf enter combat with a b0ner? The question it doesn't answer, is whether a human can. But leave that to Erin and ...

SSE2: Fore(play)shadowing from 2022-06-15T07:00:40

We've done it. We've read part of a romance novella! And it's everything we wanted! Erin and Nicole discuss the first reading assignment (?): The Prologue and Chapters 1 & 2. And their bigge...

SSE1: Dude, It's F****n' Summer! from 2022-06-08T07:00:40

Introducing Dude, That's F****d Up: The Summer Series! 

If you're looking for a steamy beach/picnic/bathroom read to kick off summer, look no further! Over ...

E274: Bosom Studies from 2022-06-01T07:00:03

It's unofficially summer, and you know that that means! White pants are in, tubed meats are grillin' and the must-have accessory is a paperback with a topless stud! Erin and Nicole dive into eve...

E273: Meecrowahvay from 2022-05-25T07:00:20

Cheese on chips. Buttered popcorn. Hot Pockets. What do these foods have in common? The microwave, of course! Erin and Nicole discuss the roundabout way the microwave came to be everyone's favor...

E272: Method Man from 2022-05-18T07:00:47

There's plenty of evidence to suggest Academy Award Winner Jared Leto sucks, but is he a cult leader? Erin and Nicole debate whether or not the lead singer of 3STM (aka 90s heartthrob Jordan Cat...

E271: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozshart from 2022-05-11T07:00:39

In this episode, Erin and Nicole answer the question: was Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart into scat play? I could go on, but I think that says it all.

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E270: Snozberry Scale of Hotness from 2022-05-04T07:00:40

Nicole made a joke about wanting to rank the hotness of the adults in the classic film Willy Wonka last week, and this week they're doing it! But first, Erin shares some fun (and not-so-fun) fac...

E269: The Poop is in the Pudding from 2022-04-27T07:00

STOP! Hairnets, gloves and white coats required past this point. Now that y'all are sanitary, you may proceed to follow Erin and Nicole as they inspect the regulations of the grossest stuff the ...

E268: Optical Delusions from 2022-04-20T07:00

There wasn't a better decade for optical illusions than the 90-00s. Not because of those posters where you cross your eyes, but because of the influx of grainy, disposable cameras. This Week, Er...

E267: B-M-Why? from 2022-04-13T07:00

Despite advancements in technology, the medical field can still feel antiquated. We're still using stirrups at the OBGYN?! Shouldn't we have drones or robot cams by now!? In this episod...

E266: Five Years of F****d Up Two, Listener Boogaloo from 2022-04-06T07:00

Erin and Nicole had so many listener stories from the anniversary episode, they wanted to read more! But first, Nicole shares some current events of her own. Honestly, this is another one of tho...

E265: Retail Hell from 2022-03-30T07:00

Last week, Nicole's OBGYN made a joke about returning her IUD to a department store, and our ladies thought "what do you think is the worst return of all time?" Enter: Reddit. From underwear to ...

E264: Foxy Lady from 2022-03-23T07:00

In March of 2022, a Twitter user made headlines when shared a picture of a Japanese rock split in half. Why was this rock news worthy? It was said to contain (and ultimately release) the soul of...

E263: Born to Dunn from 2022-03-16T07:00

Is your favorite episode the kind where Erin and Nicole make a topic out of nothing? Then you're in luck! This week, our Dudes take a listener suggestion and Dunn er-RUN with iat. It's a snatch ...

E262: Ice Cream Wars from 2022-03-09T08:00

This week's title does not refer to Ben & Jerry's versus Häagen-Dazs. Or even Ben & Jerry's versus White Supremacy (f*ck white supremacy). It refers to the gang violence in early 1980s S...

E261: Five Years of F****d Up! from 2022-03-02T08:00

They did it, folks! This week, Erin and Nicole celebrate FIVE WHOLE YEARS of f****d up sh*t! And thanks to several listeners, they were actually surprised and delighted, reading your stories. Pl...

E260: Olympic Shames from 2022-02-23T08:00

As the 2022 Beijing Games come to a close, Erin and Nicole celebrate the retired Olympic events of yesteryear: Tug of War, Standing Vertical Jump, and Ballooning, to name a few embarrassments. Huge...

259: Fatberger from 2022-02-16T08:00

When I say, "do not eat while listening to this podcast," I truly, truly mean it. Erin and Nicole are talking about THEE bane of the Sanitation Department's existence: Fatbergs. Enormous, gloopy cl...

258: Cutting Edge from 2022-02-09T08:00

Influencer culture really is the downfall of society. Case in point: the Brazilian Butt Lift. In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss how social media is fueling this problematic augmentation, the...

257: Maneater from 2022-02-02T08:00

If you're watching Showtime's Yellowjackets, you might have already gotten a taste for today's topic. Biting off more than they can chew, Erin and Nicole discuss the Wendigo: part mythological bein...

E256: Oh My Gong from 2022-01-26T08:00

The Venn diagram of white-women-led wellness communities and cults is almost a circle, minus approximately a stray pube's worth of space on either side. In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss the...

E255: Old Zeller from 2022-01-19T08:00

Canada has so much to offer their citizens: universal healthcare, an at-times-sexy prime minister, poutine. And yet, there's one thing Canada doesn't have: Target. In this episode, Erin and Nicole ...

E254: Skull and Boner Society from 2022-01-12T08:00

Part of the collegiate experience is discovering your identity. Some join academic clubs or an artist's circle, maybe a debate team full of horny nerds. Others might join a fraternity or sorority, ...

E253: Comfort Food from 2022-01-05T08:00

Erin (COVID) and Nicole (Christmas Eve car accident) are really trying to hang in there, but it's hard. So to start the new year with no muss, no fuss, they're talking about a major comfort: TV din...

E252: Ending 2021 with a Bag! from 2021-12-29T08:00

This week, Erin and Nicole are diving deeper into the DTFU-niverse by reading your stories and news updates in a Mail Bag episode! *Shoots off a party popper and blows into a noise maker* A HUGE th...

E251: Donnie the Elf from 2021-12-22T08:00

As you know, every episode of DTFU is explicit, but this episode could be *extra* traumatic for the children, as Erin and Nicole explore the theme of destroying Elf on the Shelf in an extremely vio...

E250: Pandumbic from 2021-12-15T08:00

For their 250th episode, Erin and Nicole sheepishly revisit Episode 20, "Yer(sinia) Buboes are Showing," in which they made several comments about pandemics that - surprise! - did not age well. --...

E249: There She Is from 2021-12-08T08:00

...Miss America! *Waves hand elbow to elbow, wrist to wrist.* Erin and Nicole take a surface-level dive into the pageant pool this week, talking about the origins of the "beloved" Miss America comp...

E248: Metal Shelley from 2021-12-01T08:00

A few episodes back, Erin and Nicole briefly mentioned the not-so-fun fact that Mary Shelley, author of Frankenstein, is often questioned as the true writer of the science fiction masterpiece, whic...

E247: Food for Thought from 2021-11-24T08:00

"Let's have a better 2022." "I mean, it couldn't be worse." And thus, Erin and Nicole have effectively cursed the upcoming year. But no matter, because it's the holidays and we're all ready to eat ...

E246: Bath Grenade from 2021-11-17T08:00

We'd like to thank this week's sponsor, "BIC Pens for Her: because she isn't smart enough to use a man's pen!" JK. But for reals, circa 2011 BIC thought it was a good idea to make "Pens for Her," a...

E245: The Unprofessional-Professional from 2021-11-10T08:00

Our Dudes couldn't name this episode "IUD Saloon" because it wouldn't have made any sense (not that that has stopped them before), but know that they wanted to. Erin and Nicole discuss the career o...

E244: Uncanny Alley from 2021-11-03T07:00

Why did artists from the Medieval times paint cats with such disdain? Why did all of the babies in Medieval portraits look like forty year old men? Erin and Nicole try to get to the bottom of those...

E243: Monster Smash from 2021-10-27T07:00

'Tis the reason for the spooky season, Dudes! This week's episode is a mash of monsters, vampires, werewolves, and zombies, as Erin and Nicole visit the lore of the creature, discuss whether or not...

E242: DENFiles from 2021-10-20T07:00

As more of the world population gets vaccinated and it's safe to travel again, you may find yourself at the Denver International Airport. And while it may seem like a regular airport from the outsi...

E241: I'm Erupting! from 2021-10-13T07:00

Thank you to the listener that suggested this topic, because neither of our esteemed hosts realized this was an actual historical event. In this week's episode, Erin and Nicole recount the 1883 eru...

E240: A Long September from 2021-10-06T07:00

Erin's back with a new bebe this week, so our dudes are KIC (keepin' it casual)! Erin starts with a recap of her labor, before joining Nicole with some thoughts on a few pop culture events they mis...

E239: Eelbiza from 2021-09-29T07:00

Thanks to your stories, Erin and Nicole were able to record one final episode before Erin gave birth! But before we get to those VERY funny, VERY NSFL (Not Suitable for Lunch) emails, did you know ...

E238: The Billionaire Murderess from 2021-09-22T07:00

RHONY's very own Countess Luann de Lesseps sings it best, "money can't buy you class." Money CAN, however, buy you friends and lovers, but those aren't permanent. And Doris Duke learned that the ha...

E237: If You Seed Something, Say Something from 2021-09-15T04:00

Remember the beginning of the global pandemic we're currently STILL in? Before you ate your body weight in sourdough and the anti-mask/vaxx rhetoric reached your friends' parents on Facebook? Erin ...

E236: Mummy Dearest from 2021-09-08T07:00

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E235: Poos Cruise from 2021-09-01T07:00

People are really out here in a global pandemic *choosing* to be on a cruise ship. And if Coronavirus wasn't bad enough (she is), her older, more mild-mannered cousin, Norovirus, is still circling ...

E234: Alcatraz Blast Out from 2021-08-25T07:00

If the title of this week's episode makes you think of Taco Bell's "Baja Blast," then same. Except Alcatraz has never had anything close to the cult favorite beverage from Mountain Dew, because fir...

E233: Sosh Meeds from 2021-08-18T07:00

We've all been spending too much time doom scrolling on social media. But that's exactly what the social overlords want! In this episode, Erin and Nicole share specific examples of the content the ...

E232: Disas(s)ter from 2021-08-11T07:00

This very old, very tragic event puts the a** in disaster! Erin and Nicole talk about medieval times and the Erfurt Latrine Disaster, where a meeting ended in the shi*ter. Literally. Like, 2 floors...

E231: Log Ness Monster from 2021-08-04T07:00

If you haven't heard of the Loch Ness Monster, or "Nessie," as her friends call her, do you even like cryptids? Are you even a fan of this podcast? Can you even define "iconic?" What you are less l...

E230: Quintessentially Pubescent from 2021-07-28T07:00

Puberty is terrifying in and of itself, yet teens still want the drama! The horror! The fear! In this episode, Erin and Nicole have a casual conversation about the Fear Street book series, written ...

E229: House Rules from 2021-07-21T07:00

Every now and then, our Dudes stumble onto a topic by chance. This week, Erin and Nicole planned to talk about how contentious the game of Monopoly can be, some of the longest games ever played, an...

E228: Parks and Wrecks from 2021-07-14T07:00

Lake Lanier, located outside of Atlanta, Georgia, is statistically one of the deadlier lakes in the U.S, leading people to believe it is haunted. However, the most sinister thing about the lake is ...

E227: Lincoln at Bernie's from 2021-07-07T07:00

If you didn't know a group of body snatchers tried to steal the corpse of a former U.S. President, then that makes two of us! Erin and Nicole discuss the lackluster plans of a man named "Big Jim," ...

E226: Star-Spangled Beefer from 2021-06-30T07:00

What's more All-American than a hamburger? A hamburger + a chicken sandwich + a fish sandwich + nuggets + secret sauce + onion rings + loose beef + styrofoam + day old fries + an apple pie, piled h...

E225: Hangin' with Mr. Cooper from 2021-06-23T07:00

We wish it was Friday circa 1994 and we were talking about Mark Curry's hit show, along with the rest of the fire TGIF line up from 1993-1996, which included Step by Step, Boy Meets World and Famil...

E224: Bitterballen So Hard from 2021-06-16T07:00

On paper, the politics of a 17th century Dutch prime minister-type sound bland. Completely unpalatable. But Erin and Nicole are talking about Johan de Witt, and this Dutchman's history is absolutel...

E223: Stair Into Space from 2021-06-09T07:00

Here by popular demand, Erin and Nicole are talking about the might-be-phenomena of Staircases in the Woods! Like, the wood-woods, out in the middle of nowhere and then, stairs! Why are they there?...

E222: Conjugal Visit from 2021-06-02T07:00

Would you swipe right on Ted Bundy? Double date with Jeffrey Dahmer? Have a steak dinner with the Night Stalker? God, I hope not, these guys are all psychotic killers! But, there are people out the...

E221: Dude, That's Furrked Up from 2021-05-26T07:00

Erin and Nicole aren't the only ones to sh*t on this historic, Seattle Furry convention, because its attendees literally did that first! Grab your Venti Starbucks, your animal ears and an adult dia...

E220: Dumb & Dumberbells (Part 2) from 2021-05-19T07:00

In this episode, Erin and Nicole continue their discussion on ridiculous exercise equipment throughout history! Make room for the 80s and 90s y'all, because the VIP list includes Suzanne Somers and...

E219: Dumb & Dumberbells (Part 1) from 2021-05-12T07:00

Let's be real: gyms are blah. But at least the equipment doesn't rip off your pubes or push out your farts, like it (probably) used to. In this episode, Erin and Nicole describe ridiculous exercise...

E218: Listener Reprieve from 2021-05-05T07:00

Thanks to your Casa Bonita, Disneyland and bar-shart stories, Erin and Nicole are sharing some much needed laughter. --- Support this podcast: Listen

A Message from Erin from 2021-04-28T07:00

Nicole's dad, Philip, passed away suddenly on April 21st, 2021. Here, Erin shares a few words, scored with a recording of one of Philip's favorite songs. --- Support this podcast: Listen

E217: SoCal Satan from 2021-04-21T07:00

Isn't it fun when geological formations sometimes look like animals or butts or SATAN!? In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss a combination rock formation and water dam, aptly named the "Devil's...

E216: Mob Boss Babes from 2021-04-14T07:00

When you think of "the Mob" you probably think of organized crime groups á la [insert Al Pacino film here]. Well, for this episode, think less d*cks and more bada** chicks! Despite all the illegal ...

E215: DMB's BMs from 2021-04-07T07:00

In the summer of 2004, a jam band tour bus dumped their FULL septic tank into the Chicago river, hitting a passenger boat. This (String Cheese) Incident didn't leave anyone Dead (& Company), but it...

E214: The War on Booch from 2021-03-31T07:00

An "unsuccessful" TV & Film actor can sometimes still reach cult status. And some celebrities just start their own cults! This week, Erin and Nicole discuss Full Circle, the cult/religion/hangout s...

E213: Buzzkill from 2021-03-24T07:00

Despite everyone drinking and enjoying beer, it's considered "a man's drink." Made by bros, for bros. But it wasn't always that way! Erin and Nicole discuss the history of beer, the *ahem* WOMEN wh...

E212: Royally F****d from 2021-03-17T07:00

When you're a 14th century royal family at the top of the power pyramid, how do you marry up? Well, you know what they say, if you can't marry up, you marry in! In this episode*, Erin and Nicole di...

E211: Luck Be This Lady from 2021-03-10T08:00

Erin and Nicole discuss the life (truly, this woman LIVED) of Violet Jessop, who survived multiple ship "incidents," including the sinking of the HMS Titanic! It sounds fake, but I assure you, it's...

E210: Pandemiversary from 2021-03-03T08:00

Who would have thought the DTFU 4th Anniversary would coincide with the Pandemic Time is a Flat Circle Anniversary! Erin and Nicole get mushy about still doing this thing together, while reading an...

E209: P*ss de Résistance from 2021-02-24T08:00

During his reign, Louis XIV and his two buttholes commissioned the most beautiful, extravagant castle in all of France: The Palace of Versailles. However, in this episode, Erin and Nicole learn tha...

E208: The Devil's Triangle from 2021-02-17T08:00

Before this week, Erin & Nicole thought the Bermuda Triangle was some sort of whirlpool out in the middle of nowhere that is maybe also a black hole and also a space-time continuum? Turns out, it's...

E207: Dirty Blues from 2021-02-10T08:00

The f*cked up thing about this week's subject is that most people probably don't know about this woman! Erin and Nicole are delighted to be talking about one of the first blues musicians to ever be...

E206: Sleepytime for a Rude Awakening from 2021-02-03T08:00

What does the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea (allegedly) have to do with space aliens and cults and eugenics? Kind of a lot! Erin and Nicole talk about the founder of Celestial Seasonings, his...

E56: I Bind You, Nancy! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We're back in the Victorian Era, where people were having a hard time. But not Anna Kingsford. She was basically living the real-life version of The Craft, summoning Manon to hurt her enemies. She ...

E55: Dude, That's *BLEEP*ed Up from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Profanity. Nudity. Stupidity. There are a lot of unplanned incidents when it comes to live TV. That's why most live programming has a 5-10 second delay. It allows the censors to hit the "dump butto...

E54: Dallas Cowboys Chic from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Have you ever had a "philosophical discussion regarding Ed Hardy?" Well, you're about to! This week, Erin and Nicole revisit the fashion faux pas of the aughts, the most egregious of trends being I...

E53: Happy Birthday, DTFU! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's been a full year since Erin and Nicole started this f****d up journey across the land of pod! Let's give them this episode to reflect on how far they've come from Episode 1: CSI Stands for Cra...

E52: Party 'fore the Party from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We’re one week out from DTFU Podcast’s one year anniversary episode and we’re starting the celebration early with some tunes! A few episodes back, we started a playlist of f****d up songs. What con...

E51: It's Not Rocket Science from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This episode could also be called "Flat Earth: Origins." Or maybe "Beyond the Wall is Another Wall" - it has all of the frustration of "E26: Beyond the Wall," but less patience from our hosts. Join...

E50: Coach-HELL-a from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Join the ladies as they celebrate a milestone in podcasting and discuss February 3rd, 1959, or “The Day the Music Died.” The phrase refers to an historic plane crash that took the lives of 3 of the...

E49: Botox, Scrotox from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole are reunited back in the land of celebrities and frozen faces! So (un)naturally, they were inspired to explore the History of Botox! It's poisonous and sometimes counterintuitive to...

E48: Man, Meth or Legend? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's the early 1960s, the Golden Era. Men are men, women are women, and meth is THE upper of the upper class. Here, in uptown Manhattan, you only need one doctor to cure all of life's ails: Dr. FEE...

E47: Requests and Deadications from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“Every now and then, a podcast comes along and surprises you with its open pube talk and an abundance of poop humor. Hosted by two Southern California Natives, Erin and Nicole are known for pushing...

E46: The "Tub Girl" Diet from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

If you don't know what "Tub Girl" is, don't look it up. Do. Not. I mean, if you're super curious, maybe check Urban Dictionary for a description but DO NOT Google it. And this isn't one of those pl...

E45: Friend or Faux? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

A new year means new beginnings! You might want to use this time to reflect on the year ahead, making thoughtful and deliberate choices that lead you to accomplish goals you’ve set for yourself. Bu...

E44: Femme Fecale from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's another mullet episode, you guys! Take a break from the _th day of eating and drinking and listen to - dare I say - your favorite podcast? Maybe your top ten? One you really like? Anyway, just...

E43: Happy Honda Days from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

T’was the week before Christmas and all through the ‘cast, The girls talked holiday f***ery of traditions present and past. Erin was nestled, all smug in her chair, While she FaceTimed with Nicole ...

E42: Twin Cheeks from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This entire episode is a missed opportunity for Nicole to perform one of her favorite Rosemary Clooney songs, "Sisters." The jury's out on whether that's a plus or minus for you, dear listener. May...

E41: Krist Manor from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

"This tiny home was hand built by the owner in the late 1960s and has only ever had one resident. It features clean lines and a modern design, complete with a battery-operated ventilation system an...

E40: The M-Files from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The "M" stands for Mackenzie because without her, Episode 40 wouldn't be chock full o' aliens or deceased pets or active diarrhea or bad accents or a bunch of conspiracy theories! So make yourself ...

E39: LOL Surprise Hell from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Happy Thanksgiving, America! If you're a stateside listener, we hope this year brings you a Thanksgiving spread free from political commentary and distant relative stank. But chances are, you're si...

E38: The Greatest Dane from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

"Aww, you shouldn't have." - Britney Jean Spears --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today's topic is the Hope Diamond, which was the inspi...

E37: Ooooh, Turn it Up! This is My Jam! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It was only a matter of time before Erin and Nicole, both born and raised in Southern California, landed on the topic of traffic. We're not talking your standard rush hour traffic, oh no. This is t...

E36: Alt Bloody Mary and Mirror Ina Garten from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Warning: There's a bit of a screamy-jump thingy at the 21:48 mark of this episode - mind your ear holes. If you can make it past that, you've got enough embarrassing audio to blackmail our hosts fo...

E35: Yo_'re _y B_tterfly, S_gar, Baby from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Come mah lady, come come mah lady (and dudes)! This week brings a very special episode of DTFU Podcast as we celebrate the original meathead's birthday! Erin is completely almost surprised by the b...

E34: It's Just Tomb Much from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Get ready for the most HERiFFic listener story you're ever going to hear. It was submitted anonymously and honestly, it's for the best because you'd never be able to look this person in the eye aga...

E33: This is a Vintage Fendi Casa from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Most cults are oppressive, sad and poor. This cult is oppressive and sad, but it's rich, bitch! In fact, it's so wealthy, their estate in Northern California has a fully functioning restaurant, mus...

E32: Remain Seated Please! Permanecer Sentados Por Favor! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Also known as, "Final Destination 6: Welcome to TinkerHELL." Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but it's a place that tens of millions of people visit each year. Statistically speaking (ass...

E31: Cool Story, Brahe. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week's topic seemed innocuous enough...until Erin and Nicole started talking about it! There's no subject these two ladies (and "ladies" is not used ironically here, but I see why you might th...

E30: Heliummmmm, this was a Bad Idea from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What do the City of Cleveland, Pennywise the Clown and 1986 have in common? There's no punchline here, but this episode will try to tie these loose ends together. Join Erin and Nicole as they rehas...

E29: Chicken Cordon Flu from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Do the ladies have to say it again?! Wash. Your. Hands! In this episode, Erin and Nicole time travel back to New York City circa 1900. Did you know there was no running water and the streets were c...

E28: Doin' It Wrong from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole have been asking you to send in your sexy time-related stories and HERFF GIRL, HERFF have you delivered! We hear from a listener about a missed connection of rock star proportions b...

E27: Holy Cadaver (In the Key of Dio) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Death is sad and scary and generally leaves people feeling awful (I said generally. I'm looking at your death, Ted Bundy). But sometimes, death can bring health and happiness to others in the form ...

E26: Beyond the Wall from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole would have loved to go beyond the wall for this episode, Game of Thrones style. Instead, they're talking about a different, less impressive wall. Still, it IS made out of ice. But i...

E25: Victorian Cliterature 101 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Course Description: This course, which meets every Wednesday and is taught by renowned Bus Driver Scientists Erin and Nicole, is best geared towards passionate students with a healthy curiosity and...

E24: Outback Snakehouse from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

G'Day Mate! This week is Erin and Nicole's first mullet-sode: it's a little business upfront, and a whole lotta party in the back! Join the ladies for roughly 40 minutes, as they add a little more ...

E23: Ain't No Quiver Wide Enough from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Do you like the look of crunchy hair? Do you feel useless when your uterus is empty? Have you ever thought to yourself, "Golly gee whiz. I could spread the word of the Lord faster, if only I had my...

E22: PUA-holes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Jesus Crass, what an episode! When Erin and Nicole get together it's generally chaos. But add in the dating scene, D-list celebrities from the early 2000s, a chin piercing, and Lenny Kravitz's stag...

E21: MelatoniNOPE from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole drift off into this episode by reading a couple of (non-coerced!) fan letters. First up is a Canadian dude-fan who thinks women podcasters are funnier than men (equality!). But it's...

E20: Yer(sinia) Buboes are Showing from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Episode 20 is a little longer than usual because there's just so much to celebrate! Ok, but also, Erin and Nicole each drink half a bottle of (v. good) champagne and they won't shut up about this w...

E19: Rumplestitzspringa from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Unemployment, Bill Cosby, Sloppy Joes, Warm Milk, Meth - this episode has it all. Kind of like Rumspringa, the time in an Amish kid's life when they leave the farm and head for the bowling alleys o...

E18: Dude'squatch from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

HOW (!?) did these two cram so much into a single episode of DTFU? It could be that they're trying to avoid this week's topic... Erin and Nicole share an update from Laura, who "noped!" her way out...

E17: Stop, Bopp and Roll from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, Erin and Nicole have two tickets to the cult-classic Hale Bopp at the newly refurbished Heaven's Gate! The show starts at 1997. Total cost is (1) human body. Castration free with the pur...

E16: Defile High Club from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Take a busload of sex, drugs and rock & roll. Lay it all out on a waterbed. Bring it up to a cruising altitude of 35,000 feet, and release the Peter Frampton! This week, Erin and Nicole report on t...

E15: Patty Hearst? She's the Worst. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin has all the mouth feels for an egg sandwich in Japan. Nicole steps in as the therapist in a backroom comedy show. But that can't possibly fill an hour, you say!? The real story this week is th...

E14: Everyone in Your Wagon has Died *Rings Dinner Bell* from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hope you're hungry for adventure, because this episode is jam packed! First, Nicole tries to clear up a misunderstanding about Louis XIV before both dudes swap travel horror stories in preparation ...

E13: What a Buncha Flakes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The girls say "like" too much, according to Nicole's mom, and Erin's mom can't weigh in because she's never listened to this podcast. Luckily, the girls are only derailed for a few minutes, before ...

E12: Mom has the Munchies from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy is the topic du jour and the conversation gets a little dark. Luckily, Erin has a cat with impeccable comedic timing to lift everyone's spirits! Join us for a listener ...

E11: The Pyramid Royale from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's Erin and Nicole's first fan submission, and the fan may or may not be Nicole's first cousin Natalie! A can't miss, must-hear, fun fact for your next dinner party. Then, Erin and Nicole critici...

E10: Bye Bye Byeeeeeeeeeee from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, Nicole stopped eating meat (probably temporarily) and Erin was stalked by the ghost of Minnie Ripperton. But the REAL story of the episode is Lou Pearlman, the man behind the biggest boy...

E9: The Lobotomizer 3000 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In episode 9, Erin and Nicole explore the neurological bus driver science of lobotomies! Erin empathizes with half of the Kennedy clan around a very high profile lobotomy, and Nicole makes a tastel...

E8: Teenage Wasteland, Vol. 1 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Kids these days, amirite!? Erin and Nicole discuss all of the ways teens are embracing social media, using it to "one up" each other. No, teens aren't any dumber than when you were a kid, but they ...

E7: Live from Mount Olympus, it's DTFU! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole are reunited this week, in a tacky AF house in the Hollywood Hills! Join them as they sit on the porch of a mansion (where literally every painting has naked boobs) and discuss how ...

E6: Hobbit Feet and the Fetus Prince from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The new, live-action Beauty and the Beast is just as f****d up as you remember. It has everything: beastiality, Stockholm syndrome, a dodo of a dad, an overly aggressive meathead suitor, and the li...

E5: Ms. Crumplebush and the Chokey from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin visited a medieval torture museum as an angsty teenager, and it's been all downhill from there. Episode 5 is all about medieval torture and it's particularly cringey! Let Erin and Nicole tell ...

E4: Beans and Weenies from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Welcome back! This episode is about all of the ways people protect themselves from baby making during past and present sexy times. And you thought the sponge was gross! Grab a Mai Tai and join Erin...

E3: The Faygo's Been Tainted from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This episode, we're all part of The Family. Erin tells us a bit about clown culture and Nicole highlights some of the most notorious happenings at the annual Gathering. It's a downright ICP-arty.

E2: Wash. Your. Hands. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In episode two, Nicole tells Erin about a year-long ailment. Erin tells Nicole about all of the flavors of Helminths. This week's episode is about Parasitic Worms! They're mostly intestinal, so may...

E1: CSI stands for Cracklin Skin Investigators from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

On the first episode of DTFU, Erin and Nicole talk about Spontaneous Human Combustion. The discussion gets heated.

E204: Dis Coho Sucks from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In 1979, some feckless Chicago "Shock Jock" took to Comiskey Park, home of the White Sox, to physically blow up a bunch of Disco records records in the name of Rock & Roll, which turned into an...

E203: Two Utes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

A listener suggested this episode topic (thank you!) and Erin and Nicole were both like, "ahhh doiiii!" So here it is, the history of period products! Aka the long and winding road of sanitary prod...

E202: Y2Que? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's not often the world plans for a big ol' disaster that just doesn't disast. Older millennials will recall NYE 1999, when the entire world braced for the apocalypse and then nothing really happe...

E201: 2020 Cringe Binge from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

There's no way around it - 2020 was awful. But if you look closely, you can find schadenfreude is so many of the smaller moments: Gal Gadot's celeb-studded rendition of "Imagine;" Lori Loughlin's d...

E200: Sinterkla-La-La! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Holy Sh*t, it's the the Dude, That's F****d Up 200th Episode! And if that weren't enough, it's also Erin and Nicole's annual holiday tradition of roasting one another with a Sinterklaas poem! And t...

E199: PSA! VD is for Everybody! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What do Tony Danza, Jerry Orbach's Eyes, Rachel Leigh Cook's frying pan and a cheery accordion song about gonorrhea have in common? They're all featured in Public Service Announcements! Erin and Ni...

E198: Rathboned from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Everyone knows about the assassination of U.S. President Abraham Lincoln, but did you know there was another couple in the box at Ford's Theater that night?! Erin and Nicole tipsily discuss the rol...

E197: Mashed Po-TIT-oes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Big shout out to everyone who sent in questions for this mailbag episode - you made it happen and the Dudes are thankful for you! We learn about Erin and Nicole's best friendship, their confusing f...

E196: Strong Winds at 20 Balloon Knots from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Thanksgiving looks a little different this year, but there's one constant - the pressure to uphold capitalism! So of course the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a go. But based on past balloon cat...

E195: White House Cheddar from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The United States has a new president and that calls for a celebration! Stop by your favorite Yankee Candle shop, Hudson News location, or just re-wrap that last white elephant gift, while Erin and...

E194: Squonk If You Love PA from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Pennsylvania isn't only helping save our democracy this week, they're giving us the weirdest cryptid to date: The Squonk! This creature is a mashup of a flacid Pigman of Vermont and that meme of Ja...

E193: Homicidal Grande from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Nannie Doss, a female serial killer from the 40s and 50s, took a page out of Ariana Grande's book and "Thank U, Next-ed" a bunch of her husbands. Thus, Erin and Nicole had to give her the nickname,...

E192: Halloween Costume Sharty from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole surprise and delight each other with the WORST sexy Halloween costumes - sorry, "sexy" needs to be in quotes - they could find on the internet. All while wearing fun wigs, because H...

E191: Nordstrom Torture Rack from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole aren't 100%, but they think they've landed on the main reason anyone would consent to Russ McKamey torturing them in his "extreme haunt" experience: it has to be a sexual fetish, ri...

E190: Scream Queen (Mary) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, Erin and Nicole curtsey for the Queen as they discuss her royal frightness, the (allegedly) haunted Queen Mary! But the Queen's herstory is so much more than some greasy ghosts- she was ...

E189: Murder Squad Boy Band from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

How many times can one person survive a murder attempt? If you're Michael Malloy of the Bronx, the answer is five! Was he some sort of super human, because only superheroes have as many names as th...

E188: Census Deadline from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

U.S. listeners, Wednesday, September 30th is the deadline to fill out the census! Since you've probably already done it because you're excellent, knock on Erin and Nicole's door for some "fun" - th...

E187: A Bop It Iz Not from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

There is nothing worse than hearing your favorite song as a "Kidz Bop," unless Erin and Nicole are, and I use this term loosely, "singing" it. In this episode, our dudes discuss the passion-project...

E186: One Eighty Six Question Mark from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Nobody could have predicted Erin and Nicole would get caught up in this rapture, not even Anita Baker. But especially not Harold Camping: author, founding member of Family Radio, host of the long r...

E185: Casarrhea from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

South Park is known for being absurd, which is perhaps why people aren't aware Casa Bonita (Season 7, Episode 11) is a real-life place. In this episode, Erin and Nicole explore Eric Cartman's favor...

E184: No More Batmans from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Here in the U.S, we're approaching a presidential election during a pandemic, which means we'll have to rely heavily on mail-in ballots. Which makes it extra sh*tty that the USPS is currently under...

E183: Raggedy Ann's Revenge from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

As if we this year weren't enough, there's an evil doll on the loose? That's right, this week Erin and Nicole are talking about the rumor that the Annabelle Doll escaped from the Warren's Occult Mu...

E182: Pre-Phone Phony Phone Call from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole hate pranks (they're mean-spirited!), so they're glad it's seemingly harder to prank people these days, what with caller ID and working from home. But there was a time long before t...

E181: MothMa(i)n(e) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin hates moths, so tell us why she picked this week's topic? Clearly, quarantining is getting to us all. In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss the Brown Tail Moth, which is currently terrorizi...

E180: Extra Strength Cylenol from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Did you know that before 1982, you could open a pill bottle without a hacksaw?! Can you imagine all the milliseconds you saved? But on the other hand, your pills might be poison. In this episode, E...

E179: Dude'Squatch II (HERFFtastic Boogaloo) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You'd think Erin and Nicole would run out of Yeti-type cryptids to talk sh*t about, but they haven't reached that point just yet! This episode is all about the "Sheepsquatch," which resides in the ...

E178: Sybil of a Down from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What if Paul Revere was a 16 year old girl, but rode 2x the distance to warn people the British were coming? Well, then he'd be the Metal AF Sybil Ludington! Join Erin and Nicole as they recount ho...

E177: Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Pneumatic Tubes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

There was a time in the early 2000s, when the denim flowed like wine, and chocolate fountains were a backseat accessory. That's right, Erin and Nicole are revved up on all things Pimp My Ride this ...

E176: Treasure C*nt from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Where to start this week...ok, there's a rich guy who wrote a poem to lead people to some treasure he buried in the Rocky Mountains. Mind you, the poem is only 5 stanzas and the Rocky Mountains are...

E175: Loaded Skins from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

There's a warning at the start of this episode, but I'll say it here too: you might want to abstain from eating during this week's episode. Erin and Nicole get pretty graphic talking about a form o...

E174: Our Family Trouble from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

"Our family trouble" could allude to a lot of things: an unwanted pregnancy, a racist uncle, a recipe for ambrosia salad. But it's not, it's this week's topic! Erin and Nicole somehow find an hour'...

E173: That'll Do, Pig from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Here's a little behind the scenes tidbit: this episode was supposed to be a Patreon bonus episode, but the conversation was too relevant not to post as a regular episode. Also, Erin and Nicole want...

E172: Engaging Idiots from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The title of this week's episode COULD refer to Nicole's quest to educate her family members and old high school friends on the Black Lives Matter movement, but really, it refers to this week's top...

E171: An Important Message + The Cardiff Giant from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Before we get into this week's episode, we want to talk to you about the #blacklivesmatter movement and the ways we're educating ourselves and helping to lend our voices and resources in support. T...

E170: Diarrhea Island from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin had been wanting to cover a "real-life castaway" situation, so of course our dudes Googled "Real-Life Castaways" and found this guy: Philip Ashton. At 19 years old, he was captured and torture...

E169: Colonel Griffith Griffith and the Red Flag Factory from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Griffith Observatory is a Hollywood landmark and is easily seen from many directions when approaching Los Angeles. And wouldn't you know, it was named after the man who funded it - Griffith J. ...

E168: Crop Dusted from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Somehow this episode about crop circles takes a sharp left and ends up at buttholes - gee, who would have thought? (I mean, I guess they're both round?) Erin and Nicole delight in the history and c...

E167: P.T(eeth). Barnum from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Gah Bless the person who recommended this topic - it is, how you say? *Chef's kiss* Open wide while Erin and Nicole root around in the life and times of dentist slash showman Painless Parker. Don't...

E166: Down to Suck from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You thought the Pigman from Vermont was horny? You haven't met the Chupacabra! Good ol' Chupie is 50% vampire, 50% animal-of-some-sort and 100% DTS. And honestly, that's all Erin and Nicole needed ...

E165: Never Ending Fixer Upper from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What would you do if you had a buttload of money, too much free time, and your own personal medium telling you the spirit world was coming for you, unless you build a house? You'd break ground on t...

E164: MacPhisto from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

David Bowie is Ziggy Stardust. Beyoncé is Sasha Fierce. Bono is...MacPhisto? Is that an alter ego, or a magic trick? In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss some of music's best alter egos...but o...

E163: Shame Shows from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

No whammy. no whammy, no whammy, stop! *Bummer of a horn noise* Be the first to buzz in this week, as Erin and Nicole talk about some of the worst game shows of all time.

E162: Grimmest Book of World Records from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We've all read the book of Guinness World Records while on the toilet. Some records come naturally: the tallest man, the longest fingernails, the hairiest taint, etcetera etcetera. But there are so...

E161: FDA Approved Diarrhea from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

If you're of a certain age, you may remember the diet craze of the 1990s. SlimFast and Lean Cuisine were king, Diet Coke was at its Supermodel peak, and "fat free" was the way to be. In this episod...

E160: Firing from Both Ends from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Happy 3 year anniversary to our Dudes! Not just Erin and Nicole, but all the dudes, near and far, who support this podcast! In this episode, Erin and Nicole celebrate their anniversary by reading (...

E159: Erin Go Bragh from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin's on her way to Ireland this week, amidst a global epidemic. And while she's a little worried about germs on the plane, they are nothing compared to the horrors she might find when she gets th...

E158: Pujol My Finger from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

If you haven't heard of Le Pétomane, today's your lucky day. If you have, you should also consider yourself blessed, because there is a guardian angel on your shoulder, making sure you are exposed ...

E157: Live from Las Vegas from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You know those brilliant ideas you scribble down as you're falling asleep? And when you look at what you wrote in the morning, with fresh eyes, it just says something like "roast beef face mask?" T...

E156: Whalecum to the Thunderdome from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hold on to your Moby Dicks, because this week, Erin and Nicole detonate the much-requested topic of the Oregon Exploding Whale of 1970.

E155: F'ART from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

"Good Art" is subjective. Like, sure, an artist can put an old hot dog wrapper on a pedestal and call it a commentary on capitalism. But people can also call that literal garbage. Join Erin and Nic...

E154: Recipe for Molasster from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The city of Boston is known for its candy beans, its blood colored socks and its wicked good accent. That is, until now. NOW you will know Boston as the city that got into the stickiest situation i...

E153: Shatlantis from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Put on your Bermuda Shorts and snorkel, because Erin and Nicole are leading us on a voyage to find the Lost City of Atlantis! It's the tropical vacation you never knew you never wanted! Full of sun...

E152: Sac'pire from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Not all f****d up things are true crime, but all true crime is definitely f****d up! In this episode, Erin and Nicole take a suggestion from a listener and talk about serial killer Richard Chase, a...

E151: Royal Tea from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Did you know the Queen of England has a secret purse language she uses to signal her handlers?  She also ALWAYS wins at Charades. Also also, she (allegedly) makes people play Charades. Join Erin an...

E150: Funderwear from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss all the bells, whistles, petticoats, ribbing, underwires, and itchy crotches of  women's underwear throughout the centuries.

E149: The Best of the Worst of the Decade from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole look back at the decade and remember some of the best worst (and worst best) fashion trends, food trends, and celebrity news. What a time to be alive!

E148: Meowy Dismas from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's the annual DTFU Holiday Party! In this episode, Erin and Nicole apologize for missing an important part of Yeti research from the previous episode, roast each other with their tradition of Sin...

E147: Disco Yeti from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole climbed the proverbial mountain that is Everest, when they covered the legend of "Sasquatch" in an early episode. Then, they covered actual Everest, when they talked at length about...

E146: Guy and Dolls from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Cabbage Patch Kids: they were the hottest toy of the late 80s/early 90s, even though they looked less like cabbage and more like a Mr. Baked Potato Head. Erin and Nicole reveal the hidden truth (wh...

E145: Men at Werk from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In this episode, Erin and Nicole take you through the ups and downs and literal ins and outs of the Australian-born art form known as "Puppetry of the Penis."

E144: Piggy Shades of Grey from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, Erin and Nicole read some of your listener stories, as well as some original steamy fiction inspired by Episode 142:  Vermonster!

E143: Not Down with the Clown from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This episode isn't about Juggalos/lettes, but there's hella face paint and sno-cone wigs. Join Erin and Nicole as they talk about Coulrophobia, also known as the fear of clowns. 

E142: Vermonster from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

If you thought all cryptids were hairy, non-sexy beings, you haven't met the Pigman of Vermont! Slather yourself in maple syrup and join Erin and Nicole while they get sloppy talkin' bout this beef...

E141: Killdozer from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What were you doing in 2004? Erin and Nicole were flat-ironing their swoopy bangs and apparently not watching the news. Otherwise they would have seen a very interesting story about a man who bulld...

E140: Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week brings so many treats and very few tricks. Join Nicole as she recounts the journey of the tabloid darling Bat Boy, and then get comfy while Erin reads a spoopy story from "Scary Stories t...

E139: The Amos Pore from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Welp, they've finally stumbled on their own, original synonym for "butthole." And that's in the first 10 minutes - it's all uphill from there! Join Erin and Nicole as they continue their run of spo...

E138: Salem Witch Fails Part 2 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You've probably already guessed things didn't end well for those accused of witchcraft in Salem in 1692, but there's no way to know for sure unless you listen to this episode! Or I guess you could ...

E137: Salem Witch Fails Part 1 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

'Tis the season to get spoopy, y'all! Light your pumpkin spice candle, slice up a honey crisp apple and get hygge with Erin and Nicole this week, as they discuss the events leading up to the Salem ...

E136: Gnumber Two from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The "g" isn't necessarily silent, it's more of a "nyah" sound. Like "gnocchi." Or "Gnard." Or I guess even "N'York Times," which is where the inspiration for this episode originated. Join Erin and ...

E135: Mr. Ballvedere from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This episode topic was born out of a tall tale mentioned on another podcast, and it quickly spiraled out of control. Erin and Nicole get to the bottom of it, but there's still a lot to unpack surro...

E134: Donner Party on Ice from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What do you get when you mix two G&Ts, a calorie deprived freelancer, and a woman whose underwear is lost on a truck somewhere in the continental US? This week's episode of DTFU, duh! Join Erin and...

E133: The Grossest Showman from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Not to be confused with the Greatest (?) Showman P.T. Barnum, this episode's subject is a sort of real-life Gaston. If Gaston was more disgusting and got the "Gas" part of his name from his nasty f...

E132: California Gurls from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin's in the building! Literally, she's in Nicole's building and they are recording together, in person, and it's everything you wanted it to be! Unless you wanted it to be a full-length episode, ...

E131: The Harshest of Mistresses from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Say that three times fast. You sound like Daffy Duck, don't you? This week, take a road trip of the mind to DTFU's favorite place: Las Vegas. She's a city of vices: cocktails, gambling, porno cards...

E130: Sounds like a Draaaaag from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

I think this is one of those "this-was-a-click-bait-article-but-maybe-there's-something-there" episodes? Doesn't matter - it's happening. Join Erin and Nicole for an hour long conversation about th...

E129: Hail Satan! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, the satanic rituals are plentiful as Erin and Nicole finally dig into the cultural phenomenon that is the Satanic Panic. It's like the Salem Witch Trials, but with more hairspray.

E128: Hot Girl Summer from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hopefully you're sippin' a blended beverage on the beach/next to a pool/with your feet in the sink, because it's summer and the heat is on! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the evolution of wom...

E127: Drop It Like It's Not from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

There's an age-old, summer tradition in the Netherlands where young, pre-teen children are dumped off in the forest and have to find their way back to civilization. Except, maybe there isn't? I mea...

E126: Dr. Sly C. DeClitt from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This episode is a train wreck from start to finish. Erin and Nicole leave the station via the Cats Trailer, picking up speed as they make a slight left into The Lion King. There's a quick detour to...

E125: The Baddest Bitch and the Return of Sir Anus from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Guess who's back? Back again? Here's a hint: he's got less taint than any royal you've ever met. It's Louis XIV! But he's just keeping up appearances, because we have a real hero on our hands who d...

E124: Salmonfished by a Kansas Millionaire from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This episode is a little loose, what with recapping all of the celebrations the past week (4th of July, Nicole's Birthday, Erin's new California house warming, Jack's almost-first birthday, etc). B...

E123: Picture Worthy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Every year on July 4th, people from all over the world gather in the seaside town of Coney Island, New York, to compete in a timed, no-condiment, very soggy hot dog eating contest. It's disgusting,...

E122: Dungeon of Sex from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

If you haven't listened to Episode 62, "Cult du Jour," start there. Unless you're cool skipping right to the really f****d up stuff, then you've come to the right place! This week, Erin and Nicole ...

E121: Hacky Sack with a Face from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin's got a cold. Nicole's got two retainers. But nothing's going to stop these two from ripping the stuffing out of the plush darlings of the 90's: Beanie Babies. Join our Host Dudes for a look a...

E120: Dickini from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What is a "dickini?" We imagine it's like a Borat swimsuit? Or maybe some sort of two piece: one for the frank, one for the beans? Or is there one piece for each bean? So maybe it's a three piece? ...

E119: LulaRuhRoh from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, Erin and Nicole harken back to the beginning of this podcast, to do a deeper dive into one very f****d up MLM. So put on your ass-less leggings, sign your $5,000 check and two-step on in...

E118: Bargain Bin Abe Lincoln from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We love, love, love our listeners, so the math checks out that we'd love our listeners' stories. You are a bevy of wordsmiths, what with your scintillating sex stories, your traumatic school trip t...

E117: Fur Sure from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Do you relate more to The Beast than the Beauty? Do you wish Sonic the Hedgehog was your wingman? Do you get a little heart tingle every time you see the Charmin Bears wipin' those cute little bear...

E116: La Loyd from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Our ladies wanted to do an episode on a bad mom because it felt timely with Mother's Day last weekend. Unfortunately, they committed too early and found out this Mama maybe wasn't bad at all? But t...

E115: Totally Buggin' from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Remember Episode 76, "The Tipping Point," where Erin and Nicole surprised each other with weird animal dicks? They're back at it again this week with bugs!  Join Erin and Nicole as they take turns ...

E114: The Crimelight from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

New York in the 80s and 90s was not the sterile, Starbucks-on-every-block, Disney Main Street it is today. It had grit. Personality. Wear a monocle and a clown wig, and clamp your nipples under a m...

E113: John Wayne Hobbit from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Slather yourself in fake tanner, bump your ponytail and spritz yourself in the finest eau d'boardwalk hotdog water. Erin and Nicole find their new favorite word in this episode about the legend of ...

E112: Ultra Party Time! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

From the 1950s to the 1970s, the U.S. Government ran an experiment in mind control. How, you ask? They slipped a bunch of people LSD, bro! Like the morning after a night out, Erin and Nicole do the...

E111: The Elvisodes, Part Two from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

As meteoric as the King's rise to fame was, his fall from atop the golden throne was, well, literal. Join Erin and Nicole as they recount some of Elvis' career highlights, his marriage to Priscilla...

E110: The Elvisodes, Part One from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hope you're up for the first of a very special two-parter this week! Erin and Nicole discuss all of the things that went sideways and backwards for Elvis to be regarded as the King. So slick back y...

E109: Xenu Later, Thetan-gator! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Scientology is a HUGE undertaking as a topic, so our ladies decided to approach it with one very specific question: where is Shelly Miscavige? Join Erin and Nicole this week as they try to figure o...

E108: I Be Dead People from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What if Haley Joel Osment's sixth sense wasn't seeing dead people, but was convincing himself he was being dead people?! This week, Erin and Nicole talk about Cotard Delusion/Syndrome, which is whe...

E107: A Must Flee! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You've seen the advertisements; from billboards to pamphlets, postcards to post-its, pins to t-shirts, cake toppers to hand-knitted coasters - the Shen Yun promotional materials are everywhere! If ...

E106: Moth Balls from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You know where you find moth balls? The crotchal area of a cryptid, duh! Join Erin and Nicole on a mental road trip to Point Pleasant, West Virginia, where the red-eyed Mothman "lives." Nay, THRIVES.

E105: Clean Cut from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Happy anniversary, Dudes! Can you believe it's been two years since Erin and Nicole decided to take a stab at this podcasting thing? Cut to today, and they're livin' the dream! Each episode is a li...

E104: Sex-Sea Times from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In the 1960s, scientists realized dolphins were highly intelligent creatures. Research labs worked hard to develop communication with dolphins, even trying to teach them the English language. But n...

E103: Astronaughty from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Happy Gallontine's Day, ya b-holes! And no, I don't mean "Galentine's," like the holiday spent celebrating your female friendships. I mean "gallon" as in the amount of pee pee collected in the spac...

E102: Farmland Fyre from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

With the release of two new documentaries (one on Netflix and one on Hulu), the Fyre Festival has once again* found its way to DTFU. Except this time, Erin and Nicole used it as a jumping off point...

E101: How Could We Nazi This Coming?! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In this week's episode, Erin and Nicole explore the troubling past of one member of the 90's Swedish Pop band Ace of Base, as well as a not so far fetched conspiracy theory that the whole ensemble ...

E100: Catherine the GOAT from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You wanted the great, you got the great! Catherine the Great(est) was a woman well ahead of her time, especially when it came to taking lovahs. Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss her glow up, deb...

E99: Radioactive BS from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In the countdown to the 100th episode, Erin and Nicole tell the story of David Charles Hahn, the Radioactive Boy Scout. You thought Kevin McCallister was a genius? This kid McGuyvered a nuclear rea...

E98: Stall Tale from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week's episode has everything Erin and Nicole could ever want in an urban legend: bathrooms, hot dudes, fashuns, toilets, bathrooms. But it also has a lot of really weird stuff like elementary...

E97: New Year, New Poo from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

A lot of people make New Year's Resolutions, many of which revolve around living a healthier lifestyle. That's fantastic. I started 2019 with several Hostess Donettes and a Starbucks Blueberry Muff...

E96: Sappy New Year from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Join Erin and Nicole this week as they recap 2018, share a few favorite moments from the podcast and say "I love you" about three thousand times while drinking wine.

E95: Ghost of Farts Past/Passed from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Maybe Erin and Nicole are regular ol' Scrooges. Or maybe they don't like the smell of urine/vomit. Either way, Nicole and Erin agree Santa Con is not their thing - not now, not when it originated i...

E94: Water Slide, Slaughter Slide from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Rumor has it, there was a water park in the average state of New Jersey that let you swing like Tarzan into a pool of water, shoot tennis balls at people's faces and do a full vertical loop on a wa...

E93: No Soliciting from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What happens when you try to spread your gospel to an island of people who haven't been bothered by outsiders for 60,000ish years? An arrow to the back (literally, this isn't a bad joke punchline)....

E92: Return of the Mack from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

DJ did such a great job guest hosting with Erin, we were tempted to make it permanent. But turns out someone that funny and talented is very busy and important, so Nicole's back. Join the ladies as...

E91: Be Our Guest from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, Erin's husband DJ guest hosts on a very special episode of the pod! You thought Nicole talked a lot about poop? She does...but so does DJ! And speaking of guests, a reminder: make sure y...

E90: Dance, Dance, Dance 'Til You're Dead from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We've all been there. You hit just the right ratio of G&Ts to several of your favorite songs played in a row and BAM! You're dancing so hard you're in danger of slipping in a pool of your own sweat...

E89: The Gathering Lite from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Imagine, if you will, the Gathering of the Juggalos. Add a few more white people dreadlocks, subtract everyone's shoes, multiply by the largest off-beat drum circle you can think of and you have Th...

E88: The Ooky Spooky Halloween (Not So) Spectacular! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This is a pretty standard episode, with the exception of it having a True Crime-y vibe, just in time for Halloween! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss the details around The Borden Murders, and w...

E87: Hip Cheese from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, Erin and Nicole read some of your worst (and funniest) surgery-related horror stories. So I guess it's kind of on-brand for Halloween? But also, it's on-brand for the surgery Nicole is r...

E86: Roku-coo for Content from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Show of hands: who here has a Roku? Have you ever watched any of the Roku Channels? These are independently created/programmed channels by individuals (and also cults) that feature a wide range of ...

E85: President Warren G. Hard On from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In this episode, Erin and Nicole talk about President Warren G. Harding, and the numerous love affairs he had. Some of which bore tell-all books (a first!), some which bore children and some which ...

E84: Oeuf N' Boeuf from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Roughly translated from French, this week's title means "Egg and Beef." Coincidentally, both of those things are lewks Lady Gaga has donned on the red carpet. Which leads us to todays episode topic...

E83: The Goodwill Dildo from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Barely any business upfront and a whole lot of party (aka rosé) in the back? Must be a mulletsode! Erin and Nicole skipped the research this week to bring you some amazing listener stories while th...

E82: We're All Scrooged. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole originally planned this episode to be a love letter to the legendary Bill Murray. He's an immensely talented actor, a whimsical human and an all around fun guy. But, as with DTFU's ...

E81: OM. MY. GAH. Is This Another Sex Cult!? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

You know it is! But this one is special. Usually, cults have some talk of a god or aliens or chakras to mask the sex stuff. But not this one - this cult is all business. Seriously, it might also be...

E80: What Do We Do With (Nep)al This Sh*t?! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Today, Erin and Nicole discuss a very serious issue facing Mt. Everest.  Perhaps you already know there are bodies strewn about, frozen mile markers for hopeful climbers. But what you may not know ...

E79: The Berry Theory from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Our U.S. National Parks are a treasure. We have some of the most beautiful, majestic, bald-eagle laden, babbling creek (pronounced "crik") havin', fresh aired, large nature places in the world. And...

E78: TMI AMA from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole are back from the pre-prerecorded episodes and catching up on all things Baby Watch 2018! Because the ladies share everything with each other, they're also sharing it with you. Join...

E77: A Grift from the Gods from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, Erin and Nicole recount the high-level grifter whose grifting left a wake of hotels, restaurants, credit companies and Vanity Fair photographers with a debt yet to be repaid. How did the...

E76: The Tipping Point from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Straight up, this episode is about weird animal penises. Mostly. I mean, there's some other weird stuff that is penis-adjacent. But for the most part, Erin and Nicole are our nature guides and we'v...

E75: Take Me to Megachurch (Part Two) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

"If I could turn back tiiiiiiime" I would go back to "Episode 74: Take Me to Megachurch (Part One)" and relive the moment I learned of the name "DawnCher." Blessings. If Part One of the Hillsong Me...

E74: Take Me to Megachurch (Part One) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Erin and Nicole take on this topic with a Pratt in their step and a Hillsong in their hearts. Join them this week as they travel to Australia to uncover the origins of the celebrity infested megach...

E73: Silly Rabbit, Facts are for Kids! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Have you heard of the Bunnyman? What is the origin story of this mysterious creature? Seriously, because I'm so confused after this episode. Is it true crime? Is it paranormal? Is it both? Is it ne...

E72: License to Dread from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Remember in the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's, how Doc shows up looking for Audrey Hepburn and you think, "Aww, her dad!" But then you find out he's HER HUSBAND and she was 14 when he married her on...

E71: Baby, You're a Firewerk from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Ahhh, American Independence Day! The day we celebrate our victory over British tyranny a couple of centuries ago*. Get ready to blow things up, binge drink**, eat too much barbecued meats, and get ...

E70: While You Were Sleeping from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Our lady, who art in movies, Sandy B thy name, is our patron saint of this week’s episode. She Was doin’ it right in 2014, when an intruder/stalker broke into her home in the middle of the night. Y...

E69: That Girl has Pooooison from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This episode is a throwback...to the Roman Empire. Back then, you could throw a stone and hit 400 f****d up things before it even hit the ground. It'd be all ricocheting around the plaza, hitting m...

E68: Nickelbang from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

(Verb): To fornicate to the sounds of Canadian rock band Nickelback. See also: Nickelblast. That's right, Erin and Nicole are expanding your vocabulary today, inspired by a listener story! And to ...

E67: DIY BIO from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This whole episode can be summed up with the phrase "leave it to the experts." Let the scientists do the science stuff, let the astronauts do the astro stuff and let the podcasters do the Bigfoot's...

E66: Motley Eüüüü from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

From their inception until the height of their career (and really, now), one band defined the decade of decadence. They drank all the drinks, did all the drugs and clogged all the drains with their...

E65: The Greatest Showman? (Part Two) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

If you haven't listened to Episode 64 (Part One of the PT Barnum Two-Parter) start there. If you're all caught up, we're finally getting to the circus stuff, Dudes! Let's recap quickly, shall we? P...

E64: The Greatest Showman? (Part One) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

PT Barnum was a show-man alright. But was he the greatest? Ummm, I guess it depends on how you define "greatest?" If by "greatest," you mean he was the most icky, opportunist, racist humbug out the...

E63: Game of (Porcelain) Thrones from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

They've finally done it. A whole episode about toilets. From holes in the ground to holes in castles to holes in space, join Erin and Nicole as they discover all the ways people dispose of their poop.

E62: Cult du Jour from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

"Mmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that." -Lloyd Christmas This week's episode has all of the status levels of a cult. We've got your diamonds, your sapphires, your golds, your platinums...Hang on...

E61: RIP Gawker from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

There once was a website where the snark was abundant and the sass flowed like wine. It covered current events with meticulous shade and well-crafted dick jokes. It was elitist, in the trashiest wa...

E60: Meat Cred from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Episode 59 (The Herpes of Conspiracy Theories) really put a bee in your bonnets! There is a deep divide in the DTFUniverse that has pinned dude against dude. You're either Team #meatballsaremeatloa...

E59: The Herpes of Conspiracy Theories from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Get you some Valtrex, dudes! We're gettin' all up in the Illuminati this week (IllumiNaughty, if ya nasty)! It was a significant undertaking as a topic, but we approached it like Erin would an over...

E58: My Neck, My Back from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The tom foolery in this week's episode was so over the top, it surprised even our hosts. Ordinarily, that'd be a bad sign, but this podcast is extra. *Slips into Jonathan Lipnicki's character from ...

E57: Brace Yourself for the Bhagwan! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This episode is not directly related to Rajneesh, but there is a connection! So why not exploit the popularity of the Netflix series "Wild, Wild Country" in the title, 'cause it's soooo hot right n...

E205: Astrologer to the First Lady from 2021-01-27T08:00

Everyone has their little quirks and preferences when they're booking travel arrangements: aisle seat versus window, park and ride versus car service, even whether or not you give yourself enough t...

E66: Motley Eüüüü from 2018-05-30T04:00

From their inception until the height of their career (and really, now), one band defined the decade of decadence. They drank all the drinks, did all the drugs and clogged all the drains with their...

E35: Yo_'re _y B_tterfly, S_gar, Baby from 2017-10-25T04:39:35

Come mah lady, come come mah lady (and dudes)! This week brings a very special episode of DTFU Podcast as we celebrate the original meathead's birthday! Erin is completely almost surprised by the b...