Podcasts by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Usually people will listen to a podcast to learn something. Every Thursday join Dylan & David, two young apprentices and friends of 8 years, as they call back to hilarious stories and adventures. You might not learn something but you will have a good time.
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EP136: The Armourer & Arborist from 2023-11-29T06:21:01
EP136: The Armourer & Arborist by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
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EP135: Pamphlets & Politics from 2023-11-16T07:03:09
EP135: Pamphlets & Politics By DSSOL
A comedy podcast that features rap battles, discuss the latest political news, share their stories of *almost* stealing groceries from supermarke...
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EP134: Bad Eggs from 2023-11-09T05:01:30
EP134: Bad Eggs by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Are you guilty of oversharing? or have someone really nosy in your life? maybe you can relate to this episode. We talked about mortgage stress, ...
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EP133: Bike On Back Order from 2023-11-03T05:50:25
Bike On Back Order by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Dylan has finally reached fat phase, heavy and hateful is the tone. We discuss David's bike briefly before quickly diving into cold showers, pi...
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EP132: Engaged in Seppuku from 2023-10-17T06:43
EP132: Engaged in Seppuku by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In this whimsical episode of “Curious Confections,” we explore Japan’s delightful secrets. From iconic landmarks made entirely of ca...
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EP131: Salty Fish from 2023-10-04T07:44
EP131: Salty Fish by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Just listen to it. By this point you know what you're getting.
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EP130: Innies & Outies from 2023-09-27T07:51:57
EP130: Innies & Outies by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In this episode you can expect wild conversations about the most outrageous topics like David forgetting his age or what a "box ...
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EP129: Salmonella Shower from 2023-08-16T14:00
EP129: Salmonella Shower by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud In this episode we break down diarrhoea like Draino but in the definition sense. Water restrictions to husk of psyllium, salmonella to smelly sho...
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EP128: Buttholes and Backshots from 2023-08-10T14:00
EP128: Buttholes and Backshots by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud In this episode we talk a lot about poop... From wet wipe life Hacks and sandblasted porcelain. David feels the need to apologize to toilet...
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EP127: Curry Bad, David Sad from 2023-08-02T14:00
EP127: Curry Bad, David Sad David is now convinced that Dylan is trying to murder him.. After a failed car accident attempt and a recent food poisoning attempt. But only time will tell, and a jury ...
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EP126: Can't Stop, Won't Stop! from 2023-07-12T14:00
EP126: Can't Stop, Won't Stop! by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
THIS EPISODE IS OFF THE CHAIN! Speaking of, David snaps is bike chain, ruining his only current transport to work... 50mi...
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EP125: Nathanial and Frank from 2023-06-28T14:35
by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Enjoy two idiots ramble damble on concise topics such as Bush Meth. What is it and how does it get in the bush? We discuss middle eastern librarians and mental ...
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EP124: Long Time For Enzymes from 2023-06-22T08:58:23
EP124: Long Time For Enzymes by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In this episode we discover that pineapple's can take up to two years to be ready for harvesting! About the same time it's ...
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EP123: Hoes & Hoots from 2023-06-07T14:47:16
EP123: Hoes & Hoots by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
This episode is absolutely loaded with Bulking, cutting and everything gym! Dylan is starting his bulk for the winter of 2023 but David ...
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EP122: Let Me Defenestrate... from 2023-05-31T14:20:44
EP122: Let Me Defenestrate...
by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In this episode Dylan and David roll straight into the controversial opinion of "sugar free fizzy drinks taste better ...
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EP121: Different Dimensions from 2023-05-24T14:00:02
EP121: Different Dimensions by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
in this episode of DSSOL, Dylan and David dive deep into the 4th dimension and discuss Nike and Adidas being German. Join us for our...
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EP120: I'll Hold The Legs from 2023-05-10T05:54:48
EP120: I'll Hold The Legs by by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Join us for an exciting episode where we explore the unexpected connections between canned mushrooms, beef stroganoff and old ...
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EP119: Car Stealership from 2023-04-12T15:00:49
EP119: Car Stealership by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Absinth makes the heart grow fonder they say... Well it makes certain people do things... Listen in for an Absinth story and found out wh...
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EP118: Getting Broker from 2023-04-05T15:00:58
EP118: Getting Broker by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
please be aware that this episode is subject to finance, as in subjected to financial conversation. From Mortgage Brokers to Booty Stroke...
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EP117: Concrete Vibrator from 2023-03-30T01:28:40
EP117: Concrete Vibrator by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Snails make sweet little snacks for Blue Tongue Lizards, not the be confused with a Two Headed Skink. Join us for more fun animal facts. Follow D...
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EP116: Certified Safety from 2023-03-22T13:20:15
by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Native plants, Sexual intercourse, Robot fighting and Safety certificates. What an episode this week....
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EP115: Tortell-Em from 2023-03-15T13:00:52
EP115: Tortell-Em by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Surfing, making burritos, Skiing and Skateboarding. All the things we discussed this episode so come and have a listen!
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EP114: Stare Oids from 2023-03-11T02:56:28
EP114: Stare Oids by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Children names are our specialty... come find out why... Join us for one more installation of DSSOL where we discuss David fighting a Hawk and...
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EP113: Low Body Battery from 2023-03-02T05:23:46
EP113: Low Body Battery by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Where, were, we're, there, they're and their. we ask the big questions like "Does David have BeReal?" and "Can David speak english...
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EP112: Why Is It Ristorante!? from 2023-02-23T02:13:19
Why Is It Ristorante!? by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Dylan has a lovely planned dinner at a very deluxe restaurant (in his price range) meanwhile David gets irritated by the name. David also...
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EP111: RimLeader from 2023-02-15T13:07:10
EP111: RimLeader by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud In the very first episode edit from David, Dylan shines a light onto his explosive kitchen affair brought about by the desire for the perfect pork. Later...
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EP110: A Schlong Movie from 2023-02-08T13:30:27
EP110: A Schlong Movie by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
The new Avatar came out and we talk about it... Also we played a murder mystery game, but speaking of mysteries, David got lost in the ci...
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EP109: New Delhi & Durian's Smelly from 2023-02-01T13:00:53
EP109: New Delhi & Durian's Smelly by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Dylan wrongly accuses tourists for his terrible time at peninsula hot springs, which is ironic because he was a tourist h...
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EP108: Dull and Vacuous from 2023-01-25T14:00:48
EP108: Dull and Vacuous by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Jarrod is back for episode 108!! Enjoy are game of Dumb Definitions and our silly shenanigans.
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EP107: Magic Boofing from 2023-01-18T14:00:40
EP107: Magic Boofing by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud This hour long episode is packed full of funny moments, all of which are worth selling a kidney for. Come over and listen to us talk about absorbing...
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EP106: Big Fanny Chest Tattoo from 2023-01-18T13:00:10
EP106: Big Fanny Chest Tattoo by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Welcome back to DSSOL, Dylan and David discuss being back at the Gym and list the three cliché groups that come through. Not to me...
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EP105: Bare Fruit Investor from 2022-12-08T16:46:30
EP105: Bare Fruit Investor by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud From the Mechanic Shop to the Kiwi Fruit Warehouse. We talk about it all!! (Hereby declaring all road accidents no matter how severe to be call...
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EP104: David's Love Island from 2022-12-03T05:17:27
EP104: David's Love Island by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Jano returns again!! David scores our guest in dumb definitions while Dylan talks about cooking classes using cum...
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EP103: Not Sharing Clay from 2022-11-23T08:00:39
EP103: Not Sharing Clay by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Dylan's new job is off to a great start and David lists off popular Greek names.
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EP101: The Neutral Pootrol ™ from 2022-10-26T19:42:51
EP101: The Neutral Pootrol ™ by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Get ready for the most innovative idea surrounding portable toilets since air freshener. Come by as we talk about the bliss o...
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EP100: New Beginnings from 2022-10-19T14:00:12
EP100: New Beginnings by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Episode 100... WOW!!! Haters will say it's fake. Thank you too everyone who has adopted this podcast, we wouldn't be here if no for each a...
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EP099: The Huddle House from 2022-10-12T19:37:30
EP099: The Huddle House by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Penguins are cute but don't take pictures of them with Camera Flash! It will ruin their pretty little eyes. Come hang out, David might b...
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EP098: The Kangaphant from 2022-09-28T15:00:05
EP098: The Kangaphant by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
How do you think Elephants would fair in the Australian Climate? Also... is it wrong to call camps for kids with ...
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EP097: Far From Jejune from 2022-09-21T23:40:44
Far From Jejune by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Thinking of starting a new hobby? Hit two birds with one stone by starting this podcast and listen to us talk about hobbies in this episode (Ten...
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EP096: Downward Doggy from 2022-09-14T19:41:02
EP096: Downward Doggy by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Come meditate with us! Feat. Brandon, the downward dog himself. Listen in to hear about one person who seems to have their life together a...
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EP095: A Summer Something from 2022-09-07T15:00:31
EP095: A Summer Something by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Work site toilets are disgusting, another smash hit movie pitch and teaching you what diet causes gas are just a few things we talk ab...
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EP094: Irrational, Irresponsible & Indecipherable from 2022-08-31T15:00:13
EP094: Irrational, Irresponsible & Indecipherable by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Jarrod completes the trifecta appearance on the podcast. 3 times in a row guest starring on the best podca...
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EP093: Sneaky Rat Man from 2022-08-18T12:41:44
EP093: Sneaky Rat Man by DSSOL
Jarrod is back for the second week in a row making him the only three time guest on Dumb Shit Said Out Loud. Enjoy this episode as we take a random trivia q...
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EP092: Queer Eye from 2022-08-12T09:54:32
by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Jarrod makes a return! We ask him about the process and the journey it's been buying / building his new home. Dylan recently couldn't attend his birthday which gives Davi...
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EP091: Harlow Can You Go? from 2022-08-04T05:40:51
EP091: Harlow Can You Go? by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Dylan records with David fresh after his concert experience seeing Jack Harlow live! At his first tour to Australia. We continue this ...
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EP090: Me, Myself & Cacti from 2022-07-27T15:00:27
EP090: Me, Myself & Cacti by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
YEEHAWWW!! Come down to Cactus Country! David recalls his weekend anniversary trip away to visit Cactus Country and Dylan expresse...
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EP089: SAKE!!! from 2022-07-20T10:15:24
EP089: SAKE!!! by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Join Dylan and David for discussions of David's reckless driving, our favourite wraps of all time. Currently looking for a stenographer to join o...
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EP088: Man Trumpet from 2022-07-13T20:20:45
EP088: Man Trumpet by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
We go from human instruments to eating chicken bum, YUM!! Join us for out of the blue and stupid tangents, maybe you will learn something abo...
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EP087: A Quater-Mile At A Time from 2022-07-06T15:00:30
EP087: A Quater-Mile At A Timeby Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
After a very serious chain of events, Dylan and David are feeling more introspective...
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EP086: Spill The Tea from 2022-06-08T20:36:36
EP086: Spill The Tea by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
David re-tells his rage inducing, happiness reducing and anger including weekend. Taking place mainly at the cinema but also a peak into th...
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EP085: Tool Time! from 2022-05-18T15:00:42
EP085: Tool Time! by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
You're an absolute monster if you sh#t in the Shower.... Listen to our new ideas on the work week and learn about the poop hammock.
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EP084: Cane Relief from 2022-05-06T07:02:52
EP084: Cane Relief by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Pesky Cane Toads, dodgy deep heat, a possible crime and a sex offender how-to are all included in this weeks episode!
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EP083: Move The Cows from 2022-04-27T15:00:34
EP083: Move The Cows by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Join us in episode 83, the episode where David finally catches Covid like the rest of us! We discuss how humans should have evolved to reme...
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EP082: Chicka Chicka Cha! from 2022-04-13T15:00
EP082: Chicka Chicka Cha! by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In this episode we discuss the step by step guide of surviving psycho serial killers and also we discover that killer whales are not a...
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EP081: Jostle my Sprouts from 2022-04-06T15:00
EP081: Jostle my Sprouts by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
in this episode we invent a special spiritual woodworking class. We delve into "Sound Healing" and a ridiculous new way of supporting o...
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EP080: Sheat-Balls from 2022-03-23T14:00
EP080: Sheat-Balls by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In this Milestone episode we discuss Dylan's delicious homemade jerky as well as David's incredible hand-picked strawberries. Don't miss us t...
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EP079: The Beer Boy from 2022-03-16T19:30
EP079: The Beer Boy by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In episode 79 we were exciting to see our local Postie join in and guest star! we welcome Jarrod onto the podcast as he recalls crashing his...
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EP078: MIB Goes MIA from 2022-03-09T14:00
EP078: MIB Goes MIA by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
A Japanese Mosquito bound disease has reached Melbourne and David has all the information you need! Dylan goes one on one with a duck while ...
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EP077: Banter to Bicker from 2022-02-23T14:00
EP077: Banter to Bicker by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Today David takes on a little journey through his most recent wine tour while Dylan invents his own type of breakfast sushi. Join us for the dumbe...
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EP076: Gravel Juice from 2022-02-16T19:06:15
EP076: Gravel Juice by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
David and Dylan are here to entertain! Come and listen to David's surfing experience and Dylan's Snail eating experience! Tune in to episode...
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EP075: Devil's Corner from 2022-02-09T14:00
EP075: Devil's Corner by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
From night stays to blocked freeways, this episode keeps the audience entertained with back and forth traffic banter and biblical slander....
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EP074: Stiletto Stampede from 2022-02-04T04:34:24
EP074: Stiletto Stampede by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud.
Recorded in the last days of 2021, this episode includes Dylan's deep rooted feelings for Doja Cat and David's dislike for pretentious Ma...
EP073: I'M JUST LOOKING! from 2021-12-09T14:00
EP073: I'M JUST LOOKING! by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud After weeks of not uploading, we're finally back! this episode contains details on hospital stays, podcast delays and pimple play. Enjoy! Follow...
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EP072: Fuck Me?... Fuck You! from 2021-10-20T14:00
EP072: Fuck Me?... Fuck You! by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
What is the quickest way to win an argument? Personal attacks, you're welcome. David claims Dylan is roasting him hardcore this epi...
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EP071: Friends Of The Day, Men Of The Night from 2021-10-13T14:00
EP071: Friends Of The Day, Men Of The Night by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Can you guess if Lube can be as refreshing as water? If you guessed no, you'd be right. Listen to the episode to fin...
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EP070: Ass Grabs & Arm Jabs from 2021-09-22T15:00
EP070: Ass Grabs & Arm Jabs by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Pretty much a double episode here! One half funny and the second half Covid-19 Rant. Dylan uses a word he doesn't know and hoped...
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EP069: Hassle In My Mouth from 2021-09-15T15:00
EP069: Hassle In My Mouth by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Episode 69 is brought to you buy canned crab meat, remember if it's not 70% shell, then it's not canned crab meat. In this episode we ...
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EP068: Read The Room! from 2021-09-08T20:41:38
EP068: Read The Room! by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
You should know what this is about, READ THE ROOM! In short.... Dylan is a Bee Manslaughterer and David is left with less wisdom after a t...
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EP067: Balls On My Back from 2021-09-01T15:00
EP067: Balls On My Back by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Is canned Chicken good? the answer is yes. We scratch the surface of how much David is wrong about in this episode. From C-Sections to c...
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EP066: The Greek Adage from 2021-08-25T19:44:27
EP066: The Greek Adage by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Most of this is funny, I swear to David! Join us for several revelations including but not limited to; the existence of mango / passionfruit yog...
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EP065: God's Finger Taste Good from 2021-08-18T15:00
EP065: God's Finger Taste Good by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Wanna know how warm igloos are inside? listen to this episode of DSSOL. We Discuss relatable toilet incidents, A great Carls JR e...
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EP064: Way Over D*ck Quota from 2021-08-11T15:00
EP064: Way Over D*ck Quota by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
From Vape tricks to Spear fishing, this episode has it all! David expresses that he saw a few too many naked men in the hot springs c...
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EP063: Penis Pulse from 2021-08-04T15:00
EP063: Penis Pulse by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
This episode hard to make due to Viagra. In this weeks addition to DSSOL, Dylan and David discuss perfect imperfections and how people should...
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EP062: We're Anal Beads from 2021-07-28T15:00
EP062: We're Anal Beads by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud This Episode is sponsored by strobey... Welcome to the 62nd edition to the story of two blokes slowly losing their minds. Dont miss Dylan and Davi...
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EP061: Put The Hat Back On from 2021-07-21T15:00
EP061: Holes in Shoes & Other Issues by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud From The name of the episode to Haemorrhoids and Nobu, we discuss it all! Join us and don't miss Dylan's Engagement story (or lack th...
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EP060: Two Angry Men from 2021-07-14T15:00
EP060: Two Angry Men by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In this episode Dylan and David go in depth about whether "re-makes" are a good idea or just blatant plagiarism. We also discuss Bill Cosby...
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EP059: Hip, Hip, Syrah! from 2021-07-07T15:00
EP059: Hip, Hip, Syrah! by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Dylan and David talk about their recent wine tour and their Uber eats driver joins the Podcast for the second half.
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EP058: Push and Twist from 2021-06-30T15:00
EP058: Push and Twist by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In This episode David reveals how lately he's been thoughtful and points out everybody's obsession with work and living to work. Dylan ask...
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EP057: Full Circle from 2021-06-26T00:10:05
EP057: Full Circle by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud. In this episode Dylan and David discuss how gross it is Dylan doesn't shower as soon as he gets home fr...
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EP056: Truganina Mudcake from 2021-06-17T10:08:59
EP056: Truganina Mudcake by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In this episode Dylan and David share stories of damage caused by extreme winds!! Join us and listen to stories of clothing being used ...
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EP055: Tinea Between The Toes from 2021-06-09T15:00
EP055: Tinea Between The Toes
In this episode we pitch our new game show idea (title of the episode). Not to mention we're back in lockdown :( so we try to keep busy as often as we can.
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EP054: Reverse-Pickpocket Nail Clippers from 2021-06-02T15:00
EP054: Reverse-Pickpocket Nail Clippers by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
We Joked about going back into lockdown a week before the 7 day snap lockdown in May/June and then it happened..... Obvi...
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EP053: Not Here To F*ck Spiders from 2021-05-26T15:00
EP053: Not Here To F*ck Spiders by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In this episode we discuss the worst bedside manner possible, Dylan's new Shed and most importantly: we're not here to f*ck Spid...
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EP052: Off The Shelf from 2021-05-19T15:00
EP052: Off The Shelf by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Welcoming a one time host for this episode: Janiel (AKA Dylan with a blocked Nose).
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EP051: 9 Hours of Unsolved Crime from 2021-05-12T15:00
EP051: 9 Hours of Unsolved Crime by Dumb Shit Said Out Loud
Dylan comes back fresh of a 2 week holiday in Queensland which means David went 2 weeks without his ranting / therapy session. ...
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EP050: Down Here In The South from 2021-04-28T15:00
EP050: Down Here In The South by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud Dylan and David have finally set up the studios new google home mini, however excitement quickly turns to aggression when google takes thing...
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EP049: The End Is Nair from 2021-04-18T01:35:40
EP049: The End Is Nair by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Dylan and David discuss hair removal, Dylan's old man problems plus much more dumb sh#t....
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EP048: Jesus Turns Water Into Red Label from 2021-03-25T02:18:31
EP048: Jesus Turns Water Into Red Label - by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
after 47 episodes, one whole year and countless minutes of listening, DSSOL Introduces its second ever guest. The orig...
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EP047: David's Bowling Bonanza from 2021-03-17T14:00
EP047: David's Bowling Bonanza - by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
With David's birthday just passed we discuss his celebrations and resentment towards Dylan's partner for coming out on top duri...
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EP046: Don't Doubt The Gout from 2021-03-10T14:00
EP047: Don't Doubt The Gout by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Would you buy jewellery from a store named "Give 'em Gout"? if so, invest in DSSOL's new side business idea. Also, Dylan has Gout in...
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EP045: Be Cassowary of Crocs from 2021-03-03T14:00
EP045: Be Cassowary of Crocs by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
David is just like Corn, Fresh out of Cairns! Enjoy the re-telling of his best memories form his trip. Dylan and David also discuss...
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EP044: Salt & Pepper, Shake me up! from 2021-02-25T05:09:42
EP044: Salt & Pepper, Shake me up! by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
As well as coming up with a new genius everyday expression, David and Dylan invent a new beatbox sound that's totally hip...
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EP043: Dylan Tries With Family Ties from 2021-02-10T14:00
EP043: Dylan Tries With Family Ties by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
Dylan and David talk about a double couple road trip to QLD and Dylan might have un-processed feelings for David's cousin......
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EP42: Slip 'N Slide High 'N Tight from 2021-01-27T14:00
EP42: Slip 'N Slide High 'N Tight by Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud
In this Episode Dylan tells a story about drinking 5 different clear alcohols in one sip thinking it was wate...
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EP041: DOUBLE DECREPIT from 2020-12-16T14:00
This episode is brought to you by two complete idiots who decided it was a good idea to start a Podcast
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EP040: WHITE AND BLACK LIES from 2020-12-09T14:00
EP040: WHITE AND BLACK LIES
David drives a car for the first time in years meanwhile Dylan has been writing a diary just like girls in the 80's. Enjoy this podcast on your way home from w...
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EP039: Considerate Piece of Shit from 2020-12-02T14:00
EP039: Considerate Piece of Shit
"If you double check something twice, are you checking it four times? Or three times? If you double check something twice (four times) an...
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EP38: "JIMMY! GET THE CROWBAR!" from 2020-11-30T10:55:46
EP38: "JIMMY! GET THE CROWBAR!"
I feel like I have to mention that I googled to see if "Crowbar" was one word - Dylan
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EP037: Slow Cooked Retail from 2020-11-19T08:59
another classic Dumb Shit Said Out Loud episode with no consistent topic / theme. Join us as Dylan claims: "Teachers who came straight from high school to university then teaching, don't know en...
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EP036: "Alexa, What Are My Options?" from 2020-11-12T06:19:34
The Team at DSSOL have pretend launched sleep sounds. Included options are; our most boring episodes, Dylan making waves sounds and Dylan making rain sounds. Yes they're all terrible. Good thing...
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EP035: Refreshing Fruit Drink from 2020-11-04T14:00
Do you know the difference between fruit juice and fruit drink? We don't... Tune in for Episode 35, the episode we discuss a new meaning of being Royally F*cked.
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EP034: Don't Drop The Soap... from 2020-10-28T14:00
In this episode it's more like Smart Shit Said Out Loud (SSSOL). David and Dylan Share their knowledge on multiple topics like; how soap works, sharks smelling capabilities, micro biomes and sne...
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EP033: 1 YEAR OF DUMB SHIT from 2020-10-21T14:00
IT'S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! Join us as we talk about absolutely everything and nothing at the same time.
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EP032: Potato Marketing Authority from 2020-10-14T14:00
Yes, the Potato Marketing Authority was a real thing in Western Australia. But we discuss so much more than that. Tune in for a episode worth going through the other 31.
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EP031: A Fleshlight Funeral from 2020-10-07T14:00
It's not what it sounds like, we swear! Join Dylan and David as they passionately discuss how much they appreciate their girlfriends and normalizing sex toys.
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EP030: Big, Reusable, Keep-Me Bag from 2020-09-30T09:44:06
At long last!!! After a gruelling 6 week break from podcasting (for pandemic reasons) we're back and we jump in straight away as we discuss putting hand sanitizer up a nose and how therapy doesn...
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EP029: Superpowered Crackheads from 2020-09-23T07:23
After a long 6 weeks of isolation, Dylan and David are back in motion! besides the ISO rant in the middle, this episode feels like an instant classic with our off the cuff banter.
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EP028: The National GeoGRAPHIC Episode from 2020-08-09T20:28:05
Why is the bee's hair always sticky? Because he uses a honeycomb!!... That's my way of saying we talk about Animals a lot in this episode, a lot of facts and even more opinions.
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EP026: Jano Returns from 2020-08-05T21:00
Jano is back! With a new perspective on life, also known as becoming a dad! We discuss parenthood and exchange stories from our legendary post Podcast podcast party.
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EP027: Naughty Rolls from 2020-07-06T11:02:04
After a 3 weeks of no recording Dylan and David step into the booth with new energy and plenty of stories. we have a great time and tell some great jokes, have a listen!
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EP025: 70ft Bungee Cable from 2020-06-15T07:06:37
EPISODE 25! A big milestone for us, maybe not for you. In this episode we discuss the world's dumbest deaths and talk about how we take 1st world things for granted.
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EP024: Dart Juice from 2020-05-27T15:00
David is DRUNK! He's tipsy, he's confused and he wants to talk about Platypuses... In this very short episode Dylan and David ramble incoherently but have a fun time doing it! Listen and enjoy t...
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EP023: Juxtaposed from 2020-05-20T15:00
The theme of this episode is Juxtaposition. With a new table for the studio Dylan and David are amped to record. Come listen to one of our best episodes yet as we discuss bug chasing, fishing an...
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EP022: Emergency Day Off from 2020-05-13T20:12:09
With low energy, low spirits and no determination. Dylan and David pull together the strength to record episode 22. Dylan takes the day off work for an "emergency" which only infuriates David, w...
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EP021: Mario & Luigi from 2020-04-29T13:00
We're up early! super early... Nothing like a 6AM recording session to start the day. Both Dylan and David have some revelations about their lives in episode 21, come join and have a laugh. ...
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EP020: The Lime and The Hole from 2020-04-29T13:00
For the first time in history we provide a linear Podcast! all stories got an ending and we kept our composure (not in shambles). In this episode Dylan cut his own hair, David digs his own grave ca...
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EP019: Get Real Sarah from 2020-04-26T15:00
In episode 19 we delve into Davids Tinder to try and find him his one true love, with Dylan at the keyboard to help... We give an update on our seedy, wiry and gross moustaches. Not to mention t...
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EP018: Scones & Tobes from 2020-04-15T15:00
Dylan & David get into a very heated debate over very important dumb sh#t! For example, is it pronounced "Aluminium" or "Aluminum"? We also disagree on how truly tasty a Scone can be. Tune i...
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EP017: The 50th Of November from 2020-04-08T13:00
We're reverting!! We've picked up old bad habits and realise that we're lost without the gym (especially David). Come listen to us talk a bit of sh#t and learn nothing, but also have a good time...
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EP016: BATS?.. YUM! from 2020-04-02T06:29:11
Don't wait for Covid 20 to come out, listen to this episode now! A more serious episode in comparison to the rest, however still hilarious! David is frustrated with Gym closures and Dylan is havin...
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EP015: 2 guys, 1 guest from 2020-03-18T14:00
Our first Guest!!!! Listen in to one of our top tier episodes, recalling funny memories and making fun of David are just two of many things to expect from this episode. Listen and enjoy.
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EP014: Subway Shenanigans from 2020-03-16T01:17:15
Dylan and David discuss their brand new subway hacks plus some funny subway stories. Also enjoy hearing about one of Dylan's pranks at work as well as David getting mad over the proper way of sayin...
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EP013: Stew on It from 2020-02-27T00:00
"to let someone stew/leave someone to stew... you deliberately allow them to worry about something for a while" is exactly what Dylan gave David a taste of while David shares personal details in co...
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EP012: "HEY MAN" from 2020-02-20T00:00
THE BEST EPISODE YET?? David discusses the ruthless bullying he endured just hours earlier and Dylan keeps it going by pointing out all David's flaws. By listening to our minutes of laughter we gua...
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EP011: Dumb Shit Said Out Loud from 2020-02-13T00:00
Episode 11 is the new start to DSSOL! New Mics, new attitude and new year. Dylan and David discuss the recent devastation caused by the fires down under and thank all first response workers as well...
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EP010: Party Conditions from 2020-02-06T00:00
VERY VERY EXCITING NEWS... Dylan and David wrap up 2019 in this episode and discuss their new years resolutions and future plans for the podcast. Stay tuned for the party invite that came with cond...
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EP009: Just Spit On It from 2020-02-01T00:00
We bring you a new long awaited episode! It's a shame somehow our quality got worse. We hope you still enjoy!
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EP008: No Dickin' It from 2019-12-26T00:00
Dylan moves out and David spends 20 minutes sensually describing his time on the bike after completing his check ride. Come listen to our chat and shit talk the mystery sport across from Dylan's ne...
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EP007: Alzheimer's In The Making from 2019-12-13T07:52:11
Everyone has a vice. Some people drink (Dylan) and some people can't help their love for food (David). We discuss black Friday deals and David's Didgeridoo skills.
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EP006: Consensual Road Rash from 2019-11-28T00:00
Dylan and David present to you the only podcast to ever give you the weather of the past week and not the weather in the days ahead. Dumb Sh#t Said Out Loud the perfect way to waste your time.
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EP005: Get Ya Roll On from 2019-11-21T00:00
In this action packed episode we officially re-name the sun to "The Big Gas" and come to the conclusion that both Dylan and David are smooth brains. Find out why!
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EP004: C*ck and Balls from 2019-11-11T00:00
From a late night clubbing experience to naked men at the Gym, Dylan and David discuss their most interesting stories from the week. Why not join us?
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EP003: Gutter Full Of D!cks from 2019-10-31T00:00
We spent 20 minutes talking about Gym, but it's still our best episode. Have fun with Dylan and David for 46 minutes.
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EP002: Rabbits and Wasps from 2019-10-24T00:00
We promised dumb shit said out loud and this episode we will deliver. Join Dylan and David for 44 minutes of stories and laughs.
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EP001: Hair Says Bye from 2019-10-17T00:00
In this episode Dylan and David hilariously describe their week and compare stories about being; trapped, strange Uber experiences and more!
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Dumb Sh!t Said Out Loud TEASER from 2019-10-10T00:00
Dylan and David are your co-hosts on your new favourite Podcast about funny interactions, personal stories and opinions. Sit back, relax and enjoy the first sneak peak of "Dumb Sh!t Said Out Loud"<...
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