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#53: Finale from 2012-11-07T19:40:15
In our final podcast, we send Eff this Week out in style with tales of video game character coitus, including Super Mario Brothers’, um, brotherly love; pummeling Princess Peach, and Juan-as-...
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#52: Restaurant Lips from 2012-10-15T00:10:26
Another week, another effing! Audra gets us off on the right foot with (yet another) pee story, and we spend the rest of the ‘cast desperately trying to stay away from Twitter and the politic...
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#51: Agent Scherbatsky Is Not An Extra from 2012-10-06T22:10:42
We talk Big Bird, clone debaters, and how a legitimate deficit will shut itself down, plus wonder how anyone could still be “undecided” at this point. Audra talks Sports, giving props t...
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#50: Play That Country Music Backwards from 2012-10-01T01:19:05
Eff This Week #50, Recorded Live on Sept 27, 2012.
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#49: Pants, Planes, and Princesses from 2012-09-23T20:22:52
Audra’s unfortunately absent, having been pulled away to an impromptu work meeting, so Chuck and Juan take the time to catch up. There’s more discussion of skinny jeans and pants in gen...
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#48: Blame Skinny Jeans from 2012-09-15T22:55:37
This week we kick off with some fresh, SFW Lebowski quotes (“I’ll sell your car for a thousand dollars”). Chuck crushes on Moaning Myrtle and explains why skinny jeans are the roo...
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#47: Stranger in the Alps from 2012-09-08T22:00:23
We confuse everyone by Effing an hour early, but hey! — We’re caffeinated and awake! We talk about what kind of otherworldly services are still legal to sell on eBay, reminisce about st...
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#46: Honesty and Lower Thirds from 2012-09-06T22:29:54
It’s another week to be effed and another distracting new setup! Having ditched uStream for YouTube, Chuck, Audra, and Juan attempt to send video to the chat room, but quickly lose focus and ...
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#45: Growing Up Audracious from 2012-08-27T05:41:40
This week we Eff on a temporary YouTube channel since UStream took a big UDump. And in “guess-which-is-true” trivia, we dig into the weirdest parts of Audra’s childhood, including...
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#44: Surprise Bidet from 2012-08-23T04:04:14
After some technical interference and a brief Spanish-language conversation about DP, Audra kicks off the ‘cast with more gross stories involving exploding commodes, mysterious hands poking t...
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#43: Inside The Whale from 2012-08-23T03:50:49
This week, Juan Skypes in to the show from Anaheim, California, the secret breeding ground of Canadian tech wizards. And we put Disney characters into coital scenarios, including particularly vivid...
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#42: Nut Scrubs from 2012-08-07T17:33:41
This week we Frak, Fight, and Bodyswap with the cast of Scrubs, entering into some disturbing scenarios with Snoop Dogg Attending, The Janitor, Gift Shop Girl, and Dr. BeardFace, among others. We d...
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#41: CompuLingus from 2012-08-03T01:06:16
We talk science news, including the discovery of a 47-million-year-old fossilized pair of turtles in flagrante delicto and a shark at a Dubai resort who apparently discovered the secret of underwat...
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#40: Exposed Cheeks, Quivering Junk, and Robot Sex from 2012-07-24T19:57:15
Chuck and Audra tell horror stories of lumpy bums, wiggling peen, and other corporeal unpleasantries of the otherwise-awesome San Diego Comic-Con, and cover con highlights from Nerdist, Geek & ...
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#39: Hoochie Coochie Moya from 2012-07-10T15:49:29
Juan, Chuck, and Audra debut a few interactive games with the chat room, including the Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave-inspired “One True Thing” (and DP reminds us we’re doing it wrong)...
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#38: Singin’Fools from 2012-07-03T17:27:13
It’s camping madness! Juan reminisces on a campsite encounter with an adolescent bear. Audra leads a futile attempt to describe to Chuck what camping is like when it’s NOT sweltering, i...
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#37: Onomatopoenis from 2012-06-26T16:23:49
Recorded LIVE, from the PAST! Audra talks 1930s Shanghai hedonism and pooping behind cars. Juan tells the Canadian version of the War of 1812 and plays with the master faders. Chuck digs on MiB3...
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#36: Pick on Audra Night from 2012-06-19T12:43:24
Yeah, we pick on Audra a bit, kidding her about hating everything. This is funny primarily because Audra does not, in fact, hate much of anything. Your hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan.
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#35: Welcome Back from 2012-06-13T16:52:40
After a break for some academic travel, Chuck and Audra return to join the ever-podcasting Juan for a celebratory welcome-back cast. Ok, so really this is just a normal everyweek Effing. And we tot...
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#34: Two Bawls and a Weiner from 2012-05-18T22:31:20
Juan shares his preferred junior high fast food order. Chuck shares a lame-ass Classic Mac gaming experience. And we discuss online friendships and how they work. (No, really. See? We can be deep s...
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#33: Monk Massage from 2012-05-17T15:39:31
Audra tells us about her bookstore massage. Unh huh. Your crew this week: Audra, Chuck. and Juan.
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#32: The Audra Show from 2012-05-08T20:02:30
Audra takes center stage this week, making the show totally worth a listen despite the other hosts’ lameness. Your hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, Audra, Juan, and Audra.
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#31: Default Steamer from 2012-04-28T19:25:52
This week needed especially specially effing, and as usual, we’re there to eff it up right. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.
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#30: Own The Meme from 2012-04-23T18:56:28
If there ever was a week that needed Effing, this was it. So we effed it. We effed it all up. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.
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#29: 8-Bit Bore from 2012-04-23T17:03:45
Guess what stupid game young Chuck used to play with his geek friends? On second thought, don’t. Consensus says it’ll bore you to tears. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.
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#28: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan (Cat) from 2012-04-11T01:06:40
That’s right. We celebrate Nyan Cat’s first b-day with some serious nyanitude. It’s nyaneriffic. Nyantacular. Your hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Nyan.
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#27: Kick the Missile from 2012-04-01T16:57:16
Ever been to Pigsknuckle? Yes, you have. But you probably missed the missile. Your hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan.
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#26: The Effing Meetup from 2012-03-26T01:12:44
Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, Chuck, and about 50 others fresh from the hotel bar just around the corner from the 2012 GWC International Meetup podcast room. We’re all a little punchy, bu...
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#25: Podcast Number One from 2012-03-13T13:24:23
Wow. Just when I think a podcast title couldn’t get more apt. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, and Chuck.
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#24: Holy Dick in a Box from 2012-03-03T03:37:59
Yeah, so that happened. In the words of some famous showmen, this episode has proven very effective at offending the easily offended. So if you’re one of them, don’t listen. Favorite ch...
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#23: Greedo Squirted First from 2012-02-25T14:05:24
Audra returns this week, and we Eff it up good. I’d tell you all about the high points of this podcast, but I had so much fun that I forgot to take notes. Doh. I do remember some, um, interes...
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#22: Questions, Questions, Questions from 2012-02-18T16:48:03
To try and make up for the sadness of losing Audra to work-related scheduling issues this week, we offer to answer any questions the chat room poses. And pose questions they do. Your hosts this wee...
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#21: There’s an App for Apathy from 2012-02-10T22:59:23
Juan tips us off to an Apple/Foxconn protest in Grand Central Station that drew only a handful of people. Then again, it’s not like they scheduled the protest somewhere easily accessible. Or ...
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#20: The MOP Is My… from 2012-02-03T19:22:04
Hammer? Your crew this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. That’s right, the Juanster is back. Hey — don’t forget to email or tweet us your topics for discussion. Cause, you know, we...
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#19: Chuck Rant from 2012-01-30T20:21:15
This week, Chuck rants. And rants some more. And is a general butthead. Yeah, he’s often that way, but tonight’s special. Maybe Juan will be back next week to shut him the hell up. Your...
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#18: Closet Full of Toasters from 2012-01-21T23:38:10
Damn I love Eff This Week. I learn something every single week. Like what “closet full of toasters” means. And what most women think of Mr. Cumberbatch, owner of the most British name i...
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#17: Neville’s The Hot One from 2012-01-14T00:20:17
You know what we should do next week? We should take questions. That sounds like fun. The chat is always hoppin’ (Effin?), so why not? Think up your favorite questions to ask us and dump R...
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#16: Don’t Remember. Here’s Some Cosplay Chicks from 2012-01-11T02:37:30
Yeah, I totally forgot what this podcast was even about. Oh wait. Eff This Week is about NOTHING. That’s right. We’re about NOTHING, Lebowski. NOTHING! Your crew this week: Audra, Juan,...
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#15: Purdy Beak from 2011-12-31T15:35:09
It’s a party. You’re invited. Or you were. If you were there. If not, you’re invited next week. Ish. Yeah. Your crew this week: Audra, Juan, Chuck, Topgun, and Lady D. I’d t...
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#14: The Whispering Eye of Sauron from 2011-12-24T19:45:20
It’s our penultimate pre-holiday hangout, and we’re predictably punchy at the beginning, finally trailing off toward our inevitable crash. The chat was quite engaged this evening, and a...
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#13: Bad Moo Rising from 2011-12-16T18:32:14
The semester’s over. Work is turned in. Work is graded. Audra has good news. Chuck has good news. Juan has news. We eff it all. This week’s crew: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. (That’s r...
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#12: Audra’s Not Here, Man from 2011-12-09T18:53:12
That’s right. Audra’s week was so effed that she didn’t even have time to Eff it. In her absence, your hosts this week (Chuck and Juan) ramble about Corner Gas, which you can thin...
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#11: Shaved Ginger Biscuit from 2011-12-04T20:19:48
Effin’ the post-fake-Thanksgiving Thursday, is this week’s crew: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Highlights: The chat room tells us about the fabled gingerbread donut. Chuck wonders why Siri do...
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#10: Dr. Casilda from 2011-11-18T19:20:09
Kidding aside, congrats to Casilda who successfully defended her dissertation the day we Effed — and joined us to celebrate. Your Eff This Week hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Highli...
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#9: Novembeard from 2011-11-09T13:09:10
It’s Effin time again, and we rise to the occasion. Ish. Ok, we show up and do a podcast for whatever that’s worth. This week’s Eff This Week crew: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Highlig...
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#8: Girly Coffee from 2011-11-01T14:57:15
Eff you! All of you! Your Eff This Week crew this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. And yeah, we pretty much phone it in this week. Hell, Juan LITERALLY phones it in. Ok, he Skypes it in. Whatever. Eit...
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#7: Generic Drunken Podcast from 2011-10-26T03:25:49
Yep, it’s that time of week again. The time where we eff. We eff it all up, you know, with Juan live in the studio for one last time this year. Your Eff This Week crew this week: Chuck, Audra...
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#6: House Rules from 2011-10-18T20:26:48
It gets all eye-contacty as the whole crew podcasts together on-site. This week’s Eff This Week crew: Audra, Chuck, Juan, and (very briefly) Solai. Highlights: We profess our love for house. ...
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#5: Tim Horton’s Isn’t Dunkin Donuts from 2011-10-09T04:28:36
We keep on keepin’ on after a hella long week. This week’s Eff This Week crew: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. Highlights: We share our favorite coffee stories. Uubergeek posts the best Olivia ...
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#4: Passport from 2011-10-01T17:32:48
As in “remind Audra to get her passport.” In fact, go Tweet her right now. Set a reminder to do so every day until she lets you know she’s done it. This week’s Eff This Week...
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