Podcasts by #EML Esoteric Music Lounge

#EML Esoteric Music Lounge

So this is a podcast of some of the less unlistenable noises that have passed through my ears lately. Updated (at least) monthly!

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Epidose 37 - The Clinker's Trumpet from 2019-08-13T02:26:02


Tan sandstone blocks, upon which lies like a shroud a vaporous husk, the branch system of a long-dead ivy, blushing dark cobweb of dusky vine.  What enormous tonnage, what great wei...

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Epidose 36 - Weighted Planar Stochastic Lettuce from 2019-08-02T13:39:54

How furcate is my volley! How splend the strand of string that strays from straggle heath to sponly suedes!  As Swayze sways, these rays persuade, he's raised the waves from wasteful ways...

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Epidose 35 - Dutch&Charles from 2019-06-20T14:35:13

Gnolling cloudless and winsome o'er the hobbledy froom, a snipjack trejury come treacling langwards from netherlandish parts.  Hobskoosh onely wonders, the pibbletosh skim skimmety-skim on gla...

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Epidose 34 - I, Cerambus! from 2019-02-23T15:56:54

Jellyfish desperate to save their habitat crammed themselves a hundredfold into the nozzle, but the reactor continued to function.  The queen's coronation pie was stuffed to the brim with lamp...

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Epidose 33 - Lasagna and Kacey from 2019-01-21T13:35:35

When tender frond the turlingdromes, and vestas whiffle from their homes, out in the misty magma moonlight, neeping in the afternoon, bright Lesmerelda flaunts her chubbles, great malinky double-bu...

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Epidose 32 - The Sputtering Cleft from 2018-01-13T14:57:55

The ungudly abuminations multiplied twentyfold in mere hours, gnashing their gnarled dentata and puffing out those coarsely bristled cheeks.  The growls and grufflings bargled forth long and l...

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Epidose 31 - Vagrant Sinner Box from 2017-12-07T13:52:54

An old woman walking her dog in a field of clover came across a shepherdess looking over her flock of forty-six brown sheep and two dozen lambs.  Each sheep wore upon its face a pair of half-m...

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Epidose 30 - The Borscht Supremacy from 2017-08-09T04:49:44

Will you face the racing thoughts that swell and swirl around your goldfish bowl, those thoughts that swallow you up whole and wrap themselves around your soul? And did you ever stop to place a gui...

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Epidose 29 - All Gravy Now from 2017-04-19T04:43:50

A sprinkling of dusty flakes, the dead skin that makes crusts upon the brow and which blizzards away as one's forehead creases in blowzy consternation, fall lightly upon the humpbacked bellypaunch,...

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Epidose 28 - Death To Ming! from 2017-03-27T09:23:27

There are several really interesting clocks in Berlin. I've never been myself, but horology is an abiding interest. At the intersection of sciences between horology and botany, we find...

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Epidose 27 - The Underwater Pig from 2017-03-06T02:34:26

Scooping out great fistfuls of hogflesh: argument over who gets the choicest meat; me wants the bellymeat, no no no me wants the headmeat... Delicately flick the pointed tip of one's tongue in...

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Epidose 26 - Influentia! from 2017-01-16T17:05:18

So many layers of cryptic meaning envelop this week's Epidose that I feel frankly giddy just imagining the possibility of thinking about it.

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Epidose 25 - GCU Yule Thank Me Later from 2016-12-25T14:00:39

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away. Andrew Ridgely's t...

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Epidose 24 - Mildred&Patty from 2016-12-02T16:10:28

A year and a day ago, the first Epidose of Esoteric Music Lounge careened forth, lurching and uncontrollable, like a jellied emission coughed quivering from the clot-flecked and mucous lungs of a v...

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Epidose 23 - Flod In The Bunket from 2016-11-26T06:03:48

Imagine building an enormous sandwich packed full with all the world's rugs. That would take some serious eating. How big would one's mouth have to be to munch the ultimate rug sandwich? Pretty big...

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Epidose 22 - Ruff Duck from 2016-11-16T10:11:03

A foul wind blew from the west, and deathly silence fell across the land. Winter fell. The ground hardened, crusted over with ice sheets as hard as granite. Our hearts needs must become as the...

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Epidose 21 - Hollentide Revels from 2016-11-01T17:40:03

Hoppo, Stadlin, Hellwain, Puckle:
Mony's the mickle that macketh th' muckle.

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Epidose 20 - The Happenstance Way from 2016-11-01T17:38:01

The mist grows heavy, the cobblestones slicken and black, and treacherous rumours go murmuring along dark alleyways. Lantern candles amber the faces of wanton gargoyles, and polyvinyl curtains slap...

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Epidose 19 - Crow, Dog, And Bobby Hogg from 2016-11-01T17:37:06

It is certainly impossible to think; impossible, really, to do anything at all. Circularity inhabits the wheel, and sheer exhaustion is all that keeps us pushing it forward. Had we only t...

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Epidose 18 - Jam Bat Sonar from 2016-11-01T17:36:10

Throw open your curlews, gentlefolds, and behold the tremulous chirruping of damsel-pies in dewy-fronded distress. What menacingly trite apparitions come emanating from yonder dismal crenels a...

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Epidose 17 - Boneseeker Beach Barbecue from 2016-11-01T17:35:27

On the summit skyline, a series of T-shapes in silhouette against thunderclouds. The bearded ones wander freely, unnoticed and undetected. Is it such a terrible thing, this thing they do? ...

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Epidose 16 - Narcissus In Nylons from 2016-11-01T17:34:23

The scale is wrong: the vanishing points inconsistent. The steps between notes form no tone or half-tone, the perspective is forced or false. Lunging crazily over the skyline, the lunatic figure of...

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Epidose 15 - A Curse of Pinks from 2016-11-01T17:33:27

A score of tortoise-shells are piled before the prince. Sand and salt spray lift from the waves, whip across the face, form a crust around the eyes and ears. Thunder rolls across the ocean; a water...

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Epidose 14 - Pongo and Engeco from 2016-11-01T17:32:44

Brexit came, and Turner the Worm was sick all over Donald Trump's face. "The conjunction of symbols at the vertex of chance is what the classical scholars called synchronicity." Yijing and yarrow f...

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Epidose 13 - Graded Salience Hypothesis from 2016-11-01T17:31:53

On the table, a tightly-rolled ball of yarn trails its loose end towards a chipped red china coffee mug. The mug is half-full with milky coffee long-since gone cold, in fact it has been standing se...

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