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Erotically Wasted

A pause out of our busy lives to reconnect with our wild + erotic. Because sometimes we forget + could use a tantalizing reminder. Dr. Cat Meyer pleasures our ears with sweet + sultry poetic pleasures that will leave us feeling intoxicated with desire.

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Erotically Wasted
38: Unintentional Accomplice from 2022-09-15T12:00:50

I still think about the old days.

Living in the city. 

Same crew I’d known since college.

Doing the same old thing we’ve always done. 

Warm summer nights on...

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37: European Confidence from 2022-09-08T12:00:19

“Is that an American Accent?”

The voice came across the stone walkway between cafes.

I turned to see the face of a beautiful young man smiling back.

Blue eyes gleamed with d...

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36: Raw Honey + Razor Blades from 2022-09-01T12:00:02

Her name was Sasha.

A name that tasted like raw honey + razor blades.


Every Saturday night she came to dance at my bar to do what I fully believed was to weave her blac...

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35: Peter Pan from 2021-09-02T14:00

He was a charmer for sure.

A Peter Pan whose boyish good looks + easeful banter were magnetic to anyone who desired to be seen.

No one was immune to his allurement.

Capturin...

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34: The Obsession + Sin from 2021-07-07T15:00

All night she’s at my side, as my mind is entangled with fantasies of you.

The way your body molds to fit mine as we move in perfect rhythm.

The catching of your breath as I slide ...

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33: To All My Lovers from 2021-06-28T15:50:10

I want many lovers. Perhaps I’m the insatiable one.

Is it cruel to hold the hearts of these humans? 

Only giving them a part of me? 

Granted it’s the best part of ...

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32: The Fire Starter from 2021-05-25T17:59:40

She was a fire starter,

One of those who’d be charged with arson for lighting a place on fire with a single flutter of her eyes.

Tonight, I could hear the flick of the lighter as s...

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31: Broken Propriety from 2021-04-28T14:00

I have a theory you can’t truly know a person,

Until you’ve fucked them in bed.

Not that you should, because not everyone is someone worth truly knowing.

But he, with those ...

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30: The Ghost of Lover Past from 2021-03-10T15:00

How much time + distance is appropriate before you connect with a former lover?
Depends on your heart’s true mission + strength in restraint.

I hadn’t made mine up before there she st...

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29: Drunk on Wine, Dance, + Ardent Love from 2021-02-25T16:15:56

James Taylor on vinyl.

Half empty wine glass in hand.

I danced with abandon, a drunken smile, + two half open eyes

My bare feet pranced across the patterns of his living roo...

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28: Foreign Seduction from 2021-01-28T17:12:28

It was evening as we walked arm-in-arm through the quiet streets of Barcelona.

The sound of Spanish guitar lingered faintly in the air like the romance of this city.

My lover spoke...

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27: Lush, Wet Secrets of the Jungle from 2021-01-13T17:16:44

On the back of his scooter we rode through the jungles of Thailand.

As I raised my arms out like a bird, I drank in the erotic nature of the land.

An odor of lush wet green + exoti...

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26: Dinner Party Scandals from 2020-12-30T14:00

Ornate masks hide our face + character

Dressed in our finest attire

Sipping champagne out of tea cups

Pinkies raised skyward

Elegantly wasted + perfectly refined

...

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25: Morning Coffee + Fresh Squeezed Juice from 2020-12-16T16:18:57

The taste of stale wine faintly lingered in my mouth from the night before.

Dazed + confused as my eyes roved over the strange environment,

Attempting to recollect how I had gotten...

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24: Mezcal + Birthday Cake from 2020-12-02T15:41:08

Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleasure your ears with sweet + sultry nothings.

A pause out of your busy lives to reconnect with your wild + erotic. Listen

Erotically Wasted
23: Our French Boy from 2020-11-04T14:00

His breath in my friends ear.

Telling her stories + making her body shiver with laughter.

Observation as his lips curled a mischievous smile.

Made of glass I could see right...

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22: Poetry in Motion from 2020-10-21T13:00

Tell me a story of a woman who’s wild, free, + loose with her morals.

A tale of recklessness over wine

Of magnetic mastery + broken hearts.



Welcome t...

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21: The Black Tie that Binds from 2020-10-07T14:00

One…two…three…

I counted the seconds of silence under the black silk tie that blinded me from the scene.

My body on high alert to to every movement + every sound in the space.

...

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Erotically Wasted
20: Black Coffee + Cigarettes from 2020-09-23T18:06:51

He brought the cigarette to his lips.

The very lips that trailed my inner thigh,

Making my body tremble in anticipation.

Frustration.

As he knew quite well not to giv...

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Erotically Wasted
19: 2am from 2020-09-09T14:25:38

She was a creature of the night.

Dark, captivating, the succubus type.

Had I been a stronger person, I might be able to resist her magnetic essence,

But it was her penetrati...

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Erotically Wasted
18 Red Light, Green Light from 2020-08-26T19:07:12

He’d been a playful fun tease.

A friend of a friend,

Confident bordering cocky.

I liked the taste of the game on my tongue...


Welcome to this moment in ti...

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Erotically Wasted
17: The Grit of Salt + Sand from 2020-08-12T15:49:45

As we drove up the coast in his old corvette.

Any words passing his lips were lost to my ears.

Mattered not to me, as my mind was already lost in it’s own dream state.

Satur...

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16: Compulsive Addicts to One Another from 2020-07-30T16:45:37

Troubled.

That’s all I could describe myself to be.

As her laugh that echoed across the crowded room met my ears in a twisted sort of reunion.

It was both a piercing shrill ...

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15: The Sound of Melting into Nothingness + Rapture from 2020-07-01T16:35:04

Lying across the bed, head in my arms, tangled in sheets

As my empty mind + empty gaze rested on the space beyond the window pane.

Two strong hands slide up my body

From my ...

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Erotically Wasted
14: Self Seduction from 2020-06-10T20:12:46

How could anyone view this as immoral

When the most satisfying palpitation

Resides in the trigger of our own fingers...


Welcome to this moment in time in...

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13: New York Summer Heat from 2020-05-26T17:13:18

I don’t know what’s worse.

This sweltering heat of a New York summer afternoon,

Or the forbidden fruit of my roommate’s sexy body as he walks around the apartment.

....

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12: The Sweet Taste of Leather from 2020-05-05T19:30:09

In one hand, he brushed the soft rope down along my jaw line to tilt my chin up, meeting his loving gaze.

“Tonight, you’ll do whatever I tell you, but not because you don’t want to. But b...

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11: "I Come for Myself" from 2020-04-22T17:48:47

I don’t know which was more intoxicating.

The scent of your perfume that breathed from your exposed neck,

Or the very real potential that we could be caught.

In this dark, e...

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10 Choreography of Three + Some from 2020-04-14T15:00

The dance of three.

My favorite choreography.

Tasting the variability between her lips + his.

One the sweet make of excitability.

Flutters of curiosity in her bones.<...

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Erotically Wasted
9 Language of Seduction from 2020-04-07T15:00

Fingers trace me down.

Strumming notes along my thigh.

Mastering the sonata.

With exquisite grace…


Welcome to this moment in time in which I pleas...

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8 Woman x Woman, Sweet Intoxicant from 2020-03-31T15:00

When women's bodies do weave together,

Forms the most exquisite tapestry envied by the poor souls not a part as thread.

And when between her lips she released a soft sound of exhal...

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7 Craving Turned Obsessive from 2020-03-24T15:00

She has that crazed sort of look. 

The kind that sends waves of desire + fear simultaneously rippling through your body. 

Hair a ravage. Lips curled back. Blazing eyes th...

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6 Naked in the Morning Light from 2020-03-18T01:56:27

The morning light shines through the crystal prism in your window, dancing rainbows of light across your blessed face.

I’m at a loss at how divinity could choose to take residence in my b...

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5 Holy Art Thou Body from 2020-03-10T16:06:46

Holy art though body. The sweetest religion.

Let me pray to cleanse my sin--that I may make it again.

Wrapped in this dance of salvation + desecration.

I plead I never have ...

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4: Elegantly Wrong from 2020-03-03T01:48:18

What else can I do when you capture my gaze from across the crowded party?

Am I wrong to fantasize our physical demise in the room next door?

Or if I’m perfectly elegant about it, ...

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Erotically Wasted
3: Seducing the Artist from 2020-02-14T15:00

Envious I was of the very air that had the honor of kissing her from the inside.

Nourishing the very being that existed before me.

Not a single part of her was left unloved...

...

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2: How Can I Make You Crave Me from 2020-02-14T15:00

How can I make you crave me, when all you do is vortex into your own cognitive whirl of crunching numbers + grading pages?

I know.

I’ll just be sure I’m my own source of lover…

...

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1: Rainstorm Fervor from 2020-02-14T04:34:19

We came home drenched from the torrential downpour.

Laughter filled my lungs as cold wetness penetrated my bones.

But there was that look you gave me.

I stood paralyzed, as ...

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