Podcasts by Err Quotes: Modern Mom Comedy Show
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Delta is Calling Your Name Through the Whole Airport...Even the Bathrooms! from 2023-03-01T05:35:50
What's better than Valentines day in the dreariest month of the year?? Celebrating love and Valentines on the way out of February! Err Quotes is always looking out for our "Little Mistakes" patent ...
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Wait...Who is Justin? from 2023-02-06T12:10:02
We must be dreaming, how is the show still being produced...dreams! We hopefully you have woken up and realized it's time for another amazing Err Quotes sode. You've sleep walked your way to this o...
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Monday at 3-All Moms Meet at the Flagpole! from 2023-01-23T17:16:56
Grab your torches, pitch forks but leave your clothes! We are going protesting! Don't really know what just that moms are about to let their mighty voices be heard! Also we explore the illustrious ...
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They Were Recalled...I Have Six Boxes of That!! from 2023-01-03T17:37:41
It's the most wonderful time of the year!! No, unfortunately the holidays are over and we are starting off 2023...the kids are back or close to going back to school! Enjoy kicking things off on a v...
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Santa Doesn't Kidnap...Hopefully from 2022-12-19T22:03:39
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from the Err Quotes ladies! As we wait for our kids to go back to school, enjoy and nice hot, warm, fresh episode of Err Quotes. From last minute holiday deals to...
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How Did They Not Hear The Jingle/Jangle In Your Pocket from 2022-11-22T01:08:03
We are so grateful for...well, fill in your gratitude item. Err Quotes is definitely happening on this holiday week. Listen to the show before the kids are out for the long weekend or save it up fo...
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You Can Trade With Your Siblings If You Don't Like This One... from 2022-11-07T17:08:38
We are trying to shake off the candy coma and get ready for Fall. We're back, promises were made and we are here to keep them despite our best judgement. This is what we do again, we podcast a bunc...
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We Both Got Our Gallbladders Out... from 2022-10-31T06:30:02
Happy Halloween and yes, this isn't a trick...Err Quotes are back! How is it possible? The Err Quotes gals ride again. Hop on your broom and safely dispose of your Covid mask, its time!
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EQ Regrets Only from 2020-02-12T14:35:09
We regret to inform you we had a great episode all planned out about parenting... and then got sidetracked with Kristin's new theme of the year: Regrets Only. What could go wrong??
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EQ Knock Knock from 2020-02-05T14:30:17
Knock knock. Who's there? Bringing back the art of sharing great jokes! The gals share jokes that you submitted and jokes they brought. Then laugh along as Kristin shares some fun KSL adds she ...
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The People Of..- from 2020-01-29T14:30:11
People's ideas of great gift giving. People of Disneyland. People who laugh in your face. The gals discuss peoples they've interacted with in the past few weeks.
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Dark Disney from 2020-01-23T03:29:43
Stop me if you've heard this one before - Kristin came back from vacation with a lot of crazy stories/facts. This week the gals dive into the dark side of Disney. Listen for interesting facts and...
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The Listeners Episode from 2020-01-15T04:06:21
The gals go through listeners comments from social media and remember highlights from the past year.
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Endings and Beginnings from 2020-01-08T05:45:41
The gals talk about their holidays and plans for the upcoming year. Find out what awesome gift Chelsea got and what fantastic idea Kristin has for next years neighborhood gifts.
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Happy New Year!! from 2020-01-01T14:20:14
3...2...1...Happy New Years! Nothing better than starting your year off right with the Err Quotes! Kristin is efforting Heidi Klum on Twitter and yeah, its that kind of a sode. Enjoy
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The Christmas Sode from 2019-12-25T07:26:15
Hopefully you have opened presents and goodies with your family and loved ones...but then tune into Err Quotes. We are aiming to be a staple of your Christmas memories with our Christmas Sode. Than...
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An Episode on Perspective from 2019-12-18T14:20:08
How can Kristin make a neighborhood Christmas gift a sacrilegious experience? Is Chelsea naked if she is still wearing socks? Get ready to have your minds blown with perspective from your fav Moms...
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Are You Normal? from 2019-12-11T07:04:19
We're all normal here, right? This week we talk about what it means to be normal in our neck of the woods. I can't stress enough how normal we are!
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The Would You Rather Sode from 2019-12-04T14:45:03
Everyone's favorite and slightly irreverent game is finally making it's way to Err Quotes. The ladies dive through a huge pile of would you rather questions with some crazy results!
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The Vegan Sode from 2019-11-27T14:35:19
Quick riddle: what does veggies, car accidents and bashing on Star Wars have in common?? Nothing really, that's just a window into this weeks Err Quotes show!
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An Actual Sports Sode from 2019-11-20T14:25:14
Yeah we said it, Kristin and Chelsea sit down and talk about all of the touchdowns, home runs and goals they made while participating in sports. We will destroy you in any serious competition. Err ...
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Can We Name all of our Friends in the Friends Sode?? from 2019-11-13T14:05:02
This week we run through the news Err Quotes style, talk about all of our successes in getting major retail chains to wise up and talk about our friends...yeah you heard, me our friends!
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Celebrating All Kinds of "National Days" from 2019-11-06T14:50:19
Everyone is home from vacation and its time to swap stories. The Err Quotes gals sit down and talk about their favorite and least favorite national days. Also tune in to hear Chelsea make and apolo...
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The Sports..... Errr Off the Rails sode from 2019-10-30T13:10:15
How do we go from talking about sports to veering off into politics, getting stuff out of our kids hair and having to use the bathroom after passing the produce section at the grocery store...only ...
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The Kids Halloween Sode from 2019-10-23T13:30:03
This very spooky week, Chelsea and Kristin bring on a panel of professional kids to talk about the up and downs of Halloween. Everything from tooth brushes to king size candy bars are on the table,...
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Err Quotes The One About Yard Sales from 2019-10-16T13:00:15
Dust of your newspapers.. we're garage sale hunting on ERR QUOTES! The gals discuss the ins and outs and ups and downs of yard, moving, and estate sales.
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The Quiz Show Episode from 2019-10-09T13:00:16
The gals play a quiz game to figure out who knows who better! They wanted to do something special for the 25th episode!! (it's actually their 27... but who's counting?!?)
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The Recap Episode from 2019-10-04T16:36:10
Are we already big enough to do a highlight real? Nah.. this is just us going through old episodes and adding some awesome stories to past subjects we've covered!
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I learned more from Ricki Lake than from my psychology program from 2019-09-27T13:15:06
We jump in our time machine...put on our Jerboa jeans, bargain for our telephone cord friendship bracelet and play mall madness! Listen up for our nostalgia sode and get ready to laugh
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Kristin just hates being a woman in modern society from 2019-09-20T13:25:20
Where in the world is Kristin Wells? This is a Kristin birthday episode of sorts but it is just mainly things she wants to get rid of in her life. Grab a nice warm blanket, cuddle up and get ready ...
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My dress got caught on the knob and full on "curtained" from 2019-09-13T13:45:13
Why does embarrassment usually follow nudity? This week we talk about embarrassing things but still manage to keep things PG. Enjoy the show
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Instead of 4H we had interior decorating and peer leadership team... from 2019-09-06T13:10:12
The classic rivalry plays out this week on Err Quotes...Country vs City. The girls discuss their country spouses while contrasting their city sensibilities.
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It's just sitting there for over an hour...staring at me from 2019-08-30T16:07:16
What is the one thing Kristin really inspires toward...becoming old and senile! Welcome to the old person episode on Err Quotes. Bring a blanket and some warm milk, it's story time.
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The Girl sode with Chelsea my partner and new Chelsie Dort from 2019-08-23T13:10:18
Every once and a while here on Err Quotes, we decide to keep it real. This week with sit down with Chelsie Dort from the LifeWithTheDorts blog/Instagram account. All of the actual Chelseas and the ...
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Seeing the sadness on their face as you smash their car!! from 2019-08-16T13:10:18
Have you ever wanted to create a homegrown demolition derby only to have your dreams quashed by the care committee? Have you ever wondered...what is the care committee?? Keep listening for that and...
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I don't know what the clown said, he just showed up for dinner... from 2019-08-09T13:15:15
Let's talk about summer...It's been a crazy couple of months. Between Kristin's travels and Chelsea's kids choking, just another summer for the ladies of Err quotes!
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Area 51: Alien presence or a deep discount GAP store?? from 2019-08-02T13:25:03
This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill! We are gearing up for the Area 51 raid this week with the Err quotes gals. Grab your Arby's sauce, practice your Naruto run and hope we run into ...
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I just said the S word didn't I?? from 2019-07-26T13:45:16
Why would I ever stay up past 10 o'clock...especially when my reward is a putrid smell and bugs!! Maybe because it is the launching pad for my "shark tank" idea. Either way, mother stories incoming!!
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If you don't behave, we are getting fireworks! from 2019-07-19T13:25:07
It's that time of year again when the summer is dragging on and you are wishing the kids were back in school. We confront all kinds of fears including loosing our minds...
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People are finally catching on...I have a problem from 2019-07-12T13:55:03
Teaching your kids to not be pack rats is a fairly standard parental lesson...but Kristin and Chelsea always find a way to go over the top! Don't leave any stories in your backpack or your journal ...
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Introducing....Starey Spice, Nap-y Spice, Average Spice, Hey-O Spice and Emotionally Unavailable Spice from 2019-07-05T16:19:15
The gang is back together again, through sickness and overseas travel we bring you more Err Quotes! Be regaled with tales from distant lands from Scotland to Bear Lake. Enjoy a musical discussion a...
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That sounds like a horrible idea...What time?!? from 2019-06-28T13:25:05
Chelsea finally got some sense and decided to take a vacation, but that doesn't mean the show takes a break. Catch up with Jill who can get you out of a jam but isn't the best Wingman.
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I can just go into Maverick and stand without my kids from 2019-06-21T13:20:15
What's the best way to cure a brain freeze? Does axe body wash cause your skin to melt off? Why do we even bother with dental hygiene if everything is saliva dependent? Let's take a deep dive into ...
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Farting is destroying the planet from 2019-06-14T13:20:14
Well we are mid way through the year...how are you doing with your resolutions? From being fancier to working out the ladies dig deep on their progress. Also a vicious round of right or wrong leads...
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Can you tickle yourself! from 2019-06-07T13:20:17
This is the medical sode where we put our google search terms up against serious medical professionals with years of schooling and hard work...we come up lacking. Get ready for job horror stories a...
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Mom is talking about sex and drugs...Let's gather! With Shelley Smith from 2019-05-31T13:20:14
Sex, drugs and backward shirts!?!? The Err Quotes ladies are at it again and finally have their first guest; Shelley Smith from the House of Smiths stops by to give the girls a birds and the bees t...
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The Penn and Teller of Exotic Dancing from 2019-05-24T13:20:20
Well...we are starting to really like this podcasting thing. Everything from honesty tests at work to petitioning strip clubs for amateur night..we have it all.
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If it doesn't bounce...Don't eat an ounce! from 2019-05-17T13:20:05
Who is the smartest of all the land in Err Quotes? The girls go over true or not facts and determine who has it worse in a naked karate Walmart stand off...
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Don't make fun of it, just say it like a fact... from 2019-05-10T13:20:23
From digging through people's broken dreams on KSL to some serious Van smack, the Err Quotes ladies are coming in hot.
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Is Anyone Still Listening? from 2019-05-03T13:20:17
They haven't kicked us out of the recording studio yet and we are kind of getting the hang of things! "Maybe he looked at those and decided, yeah I want a little crazy with that!" Enjoy the sode
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We're Still Friends from 2019-05-03T13:20:17
Well, apparently this is a thing now. The girls examine the bonds of friendship and see if it can withstand the crucible of hosting a podcast together.
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Chelseakkha from 2019-05-03T13:20:17
If you are still around after episode one....why? This week we dive into some amazing deals with the new Chelsea deals segment. Mazel!
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Motivated Creeper from 2019-05-03T13:20:17
This is it, it's launch time! A quick introduction to your hosts and then it is off to the races! Everything from parental fails to criminal justice breakdowns.
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