Podcasts by Every F
A FINAL FANTASY bookclub podcast with sassy and classy host boys Curtis, Karl, and Alex. Join them weekly for a journey through every FINAL FANTASY game, as we ask the BIG questions such as; how many cats are there in FF7? What does Sephiroth smell like? Why do the characters in FFX dress like that? Play along week-by-week, or just let them do all the grinding and reap the benefits!
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Dirge of Cerberus 4: Baby Bullets from 2022-02-25T00:00
This week we're at WRO Headquarters! After being pickled by Shalua we learn about Lucretia's mysterious thesis. Then Deepground crashes the party and its elevator chasin'!
ListenDirge of Cerberus 3: Boy Quest from 2022-02-18T00:00
So we're finally in Edge. It's rainy, broody, and hella shooty. Curtis' controls are broken. We meet a hyper asymmetrical-yet-stylish scientist, help a young scamp avenge his pare...
ListenDirge of Cerberus 2: Hounds of Love from 2022-02-11T00:00
Edge... is on edge! This week we're taking a quick ride with Reeve, learning more about Deepground, and getting a weird transmission from a wacky antagonist!
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Dirge of Cerberus 1: Keep Kalm and Carry On from 2022-02-04T00:00
Happy Vincent Valentine's Day! We're back to talk about the first spin-off game in the FF7 Compilation, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII! We talk about the glorious time of ...
ListenFFIV 19: Onemus and for All-omus from 2021-11-19T00:00
The finale! Today we're finally taking down Zemus once and for all, with no help whatsoever. Then that's it! No more FINAL FANTASY IV! What does the future hold for our handsome boys? ...
ListenFFIV 18: Smokin'in the Bone Zone from 2021-11-12T00:00
This week, just us boys head back to the moon to kick Zemus' ass, but not without having to pass through the longest dungeon ever.
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FFIV 12: Maths (w/Ninnyz) from 2021-09-24T00:00
Ninnyz joins us for our 100th episode, and we climb the Tower of Babil! For what exactly? Ehhhh... We're stranded in a strange land but quickly meet some old friends, and then get a promotion.
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FFIV 6: Worm Treats (w/ Corey Hannigan) from 2021-08-13T00:00
Corey joins us in Fabul and we discuss transit, ethics, blasting, and cool crystals.
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FFIV 5: Mom Bomb Battlefield from 2021-08-06T00:00
In which we get into crystals, and mountain climbing.
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FFIV 4: Spoony Tunes from 2021-07-30T00:00
We made it to Damacyan and absolutely nothing bad happens. We meet Tellah's daughter, and his to be son-in-law, who helps us track down the Sand Ruby deep within Antlion's De...
ListenFFIV 3: Noodles in the Corner from 2021-07-23T00:00
After a casual torching of Mist, we stroll to Kaipo to gain our bearings, make some new friends, and venture to slay an eight-legged beast.
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FFIV 2: Show Up from 2021-07-16T00:00
In which we meet some friends, and head to Burning Man.
FINAL FANTASY IV Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/3HilfXz
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FFIV 1: The IVth Season from 2021-07-09T00:00
We're finally back to cover FINAL FANTASY IV, also known as FINAL FANTASY II when it first arrived in the US back in 1991. We discuss the MANY names and lives this game has been through and...
ListenFFX 43: Mellon Collie and the Eternal Calmness from 2021-05-24T00:00
It's been 84 years.
We're back mid-hiatus with a bonus episode covering Final Fantasy X: Eternal Calm! This is a little 15 minute bonus scene stitching the events o...
FFX 42: Send-Off from 2021-04-23T00:00
Yevon is gone, and soon we will be too. We break down the final FMV and ending to FINAL FANTASY X, then reflect on the this incredible game as a whole and discuss what's to come!
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FFX 41: The World Ends with Yu from 2021-04-16T00:00
This is it! The penultimate episode of the season! Seymour's gone forever so all that's left is to face dad and god himself! Shit's about to get real!
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FFX 40: The A-Team (w/ Camp4r and Mrzwanzig) from 2021-04-09T00:00
It's a THICC episode this week, as we're tackling all the superbosses! Veteran Mrzwanzig and legendary FFX speedrunner Camp4r join us to go deep inside baseball. We go in...
ListenFFX 39: Euclidean Hell from 2021-04-02T00:00
This week we're inside Sin! It's pretty off the rails as it's only two screens but boy is it some screens. How close are we to finally kicking Yu Yevon's ass?
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FFX 38: Hot Wings (w/ Muttski) from 2021-03-26T00:00
In which Muttski joins us as we finally throw down with Sin!
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FFX 37: Needletime! from 2021-03-19T00:00
To see what lies beyond the sands, we travel far to distant lands. This week is all about the Celestial Weapons, in which we're pushed to the breaking point trying to decide if their...
ListenFFX 36: Omega! My Mega! from 2021-03-12T00:00
This week we're taking a wark down to Remiem Temple where we fulfill a Chocobo's purpose and win fabulous prizes. While we're there we visit Belgemine's Pokémon Gym, g...
ListenFFX 35: PYYZ (w/ Ninnyz) from 2021-03-05T00:00
Ninnyz returns to help us navigate Baaj and The Cavern of the Stolen Fayth to get some crazy bonus Aeons!
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FFX 33: Unsented (w/ Mike Shirley-Donnelly&Erin H) from 2021-02-19T00:00
Its another two guest episode! Mike and Erin return to join us as we venture deep into the Chamber of the Fayth. There we meet Yunalesca herself, and try to strike a deal!
FFX 32: A Whiff of the Fayth from 2021-02-12T00:00
We're finally in Zanarkand! And its all different but still the same, and we trudge even further down memory lane. Ali returns this week as we finally tackle Mt Gagazet! Will this game finally break us; or will we break it first?
FINAL FANTASY X Original Soundtrack - from 2021-01-29T00:00
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FFX 29: Convenient from 2021-01-22T00:00
It's the Calm Lands, baby! Where nothing bad happens, and it's smooth Chocobo ridin'!
FINAL FANTASY X Original Soundtrack - https://spo...
FFX 28: Bio Bitch (w/ McSassblast&NinaMarie) from 2021-01-15T00:00
It's a very emotional episode, this week! Before re-murdering Seymour, streamers and game devs Heather and Nina hop in as our first double guests! (W-Guest) They help us cope ...
ListenFFX 27: Spiran Necrocracy from 2021-01-08T00:00
We're still in Bevelle, this week. We breeze through a new Cloister, get judged and then finally put in jail. Afterwards we're sentenced to a funky dungeon run?
FINAL F...
FFX 26: Corpse Groom from 2021-01-01T00:00
Leaving Home behind, we cruise the skies with no problems at all. We eventually receive an E-Invite for a wedding in Bevelle and receive an escort from a wyrm!
FINAL FANTASY X Or...
FFX 25: I'll Level Home for Christmas from 2020-12-25T00:00
We find ourselves Home for the holidays! We defend the sanctum from Guado, have some pretty awkward realizations, talk about sexy statues, meet family, and then take to the skies!
FFX 24: Just Deserts from 2020-12-18T00:00
We find ourselves in Bikanel, far away from Macalania. We talk worms, holes, and sand. But we also get sidetracked A LOT this episode, as is expected when you're lost in a desert.
FFX 23: Midwestern Nice from 2020-12-11T00:00
In which we make it out of Macalania and into another frying pan... a COLD frying pan!
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FFX 22: Wedding Crashers (w/ Mrzwanzig) from 2020-12-04T00:00
We've finally made it to the wedding of Yuna and Seymour at Macalania Temple! On the guest list is MrZwanzig who has returned to help us iron out logistics and straight-up mur...
ListenProgramming Note and Happy Thanksgiving from 2020-11-26T00:00
Just a quick notice and some random shit until next week!
FINAL FANTASY X Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/30g6y6s
Theme music by KNIGHT...
FFX 21: Machina Built For Two from 2020-11-20T00:00
This week we're at Lake Macalania, en route to meet Seymour with Yuna. We fight some bad machina,friendships are tested, and we get to take a romantic ski-doo ride with a party membe...
ListenFFX 20: Jecht Yo'Self (w/ Darmock) from 2020-11-13T00:00
Our PS2 correspondent Darmock returns as a three-peat guest! She recently informed us that now is the perfect time to re-visit past areas to see how Spira has changed. But more i...
ListenFFX 19: Dad's Tape (w/ Justin Taylor) from 2020-11-06T00:00
This week we're wandering through Macalania Woods with returning guest Justin Taylor of KNIGHT OF THE ROUND! We talk about FF8 more than usual, butterflies, and of course musi...
ListenFFX 18: New Hotness; Old and Busted from 2020-10-30T00:00
We're in the goddamn Thunder Plains, this week. It sucks real bad. Rikku is being a real pain in the ass about lightning, and Tidus continues to be a pain in the ass about Yuna.
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FFX 17: Down to Jysiness from 2020-10-23T00:00
This week we're off the Farplane to visit some dead folk! It's a real plotty episode but we keep it interesting with constant tangents about jizz and music.
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FFX 16: Ghost Dad (w/ Erin H) from 2020-10-16T00:00
It's a crossover episode this week as we're joined by Erin from the Those Who Fight podcast! We get a feel for weird Guadosalam and discuss all things religion, im...
ListenFFX 15: Thank Your Shoopuf Driver (w/ Corey Hannigan) from 2020-10-09T00:00
Today's the day we finally cross that Moonflow, baby! And who better than returning guest, Corey?! He shares with us some insights to the Japanese version of FFX, free transit...
ListenFFX 14: Toilet of the Fayth (w/ Ninnyz) from 2020-10-02T00:00
This week we're at Djose Temple to do some more puzzling and summoning with the aid of streamer/speedrunner/good dude Ninnyz!
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FFX 13: That's Machina, Baby! from 2020-09-25T00:00
It's operation time! We give the go ahead for everyone but us to commence Operation Mi'ihen! It goes swimmingly! Darmock breaks new ground, returning for her second week in a row to help us trek across the long-as-hell Mi'ihen Highroad! We meet new enemy types, have a Pokémon duel, quest...
FINAL FANTASY X Original Soundtrack - from 2020-09-11T00:00
FFX 10: LOL (w/ Darmock) from 2020-09-04T00:00
It's our last week in Luca, and we're joined by Darmock from the band Steel Samurai to talk final thoughts on Blitzball, then we get some MAJOR plot drops. It's fine though becaus...
ListenFFX 9: Bend It Like Bickson (w/ Mrzwanzig) from 2020-08-28T00:00
This week its all about Blitzball! We're joined by speedrunner and former record holder Mrzwanzig where he shares his wisdom and insight to ensure the Aurochs beat the Goers!
FFX 8: Mister Mika from 2020-08-21T00:00
We've made it to Luca to play our first game of Blitzball in the big tournament! But we realize we've never played and get cramming, as well as see the sights, and meet some fut...
ListenFFX 7: Jecht Erasure from 2020-08-14T00:00
At Kilika Temple, we discover Yuna's not the only sorcerer in town and take on the Cloister. Then, leaving Kilika behind, we board the S.S. Winno and make our way towards Luca...
ListenFFX 6: Soul Shucker from 2020-08-07T00:00
We've landed in Kilika! We partake in the local bar scene, do some community service, and Yuna performs a sick set!
FINAL FANTASY X Original Soundtrack - https://spoti.fi/39o...
FF 11: Dammit, Tiamat (w/ George Thompson) from 2020-05-15T00:00
We're joined this week by George Thompson of The Puro Pourri Podcast! We go chasing waterfalls, meet a robot. Then go to the desert to meet more robots, then a fortress in the sky to...
ListenFF 10: Leg Day (Again) from 2020-05-08T00:00
We're off to Onrak this week to talk about legs! We also get a hot tip about where to find a faerie at a decent price. We learn to breath underwater, and get kraken on compelling fan...
ListenFF 9: Dangerous Zones from 2020-05-01T00:00
This week we're flying high, and visiting some scalie folk in the Cardian Islands! There we meet Bahamut and go to prove our bravery in Ordeals, facing our greatest fears: puz...
ListenFF 8: Eat Flay Love from 2020-04-24T00:00
Despite technical difficulties, we make our way up to the Ice Caves to get ourselves a levistone. From there we get an epic airship and take a ride up to Gaia. Friggin sweet!
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FF 7: With a Paddle from 2020-04-17T00:00
In which we travel around the world to Crescent Lake, meet Lukahn, obtain another boat, get our feet wet... then get our feet burnt. Praise the crystals!
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FF 6: Ball Cracks from 2020-04-10T00:00
We're still in isolation, this week! This time we're heading into the Earth Caves to kick a dracula's ass and speak to his manager. We also do a bit of discussion of what s...
ListenFF 5: The Good Goo (w/ Dave Potosnak) from 2020-04-03T00:00
This week we're in isolation— but still joined by Dave from the Calling All Creeps Podcast! We DoorDash a crown, and meet back up with Matoya. Then after some treasure hauling...
ListenFF 4: Million Gil Dream (w/ Kev Ragone) from 2020-03-27T00:00
This week we're joined by Kev Ragone; drummer of incredible VGM-adjacent bands Cheap Dinosaurs, p0cky br0s, and Super Strikers! We make our way down to Elfheim, do some shoppi...
ListenFF 3: The BK Crew (w/ Remy PreKariat) from 2020-03-20T00:00
This week we're off to Pravoka, which have been overrun with 9 whole pirates! Remy returns to give us some incredible insight to just how broken/perfect the NES version of FIN...
ListenFF 2: Grimpin'Ain't Easy from 2020-03-13T00:00
In which we finally start our journey? We hit up the town of Coneria/Cornelia, gander at a well, and rescue the princess! Easy peasy. Next game!
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FF 1: Nimble Fingers from 2020-03-06T00:00
The world is veiled in darkness.
The wind stops, the sea is wild, and the earth begins to rot.
The people wait, their only hope, a podcast----
FINAL FANTASY Original Soundtrack...
FFVII 32: Doo-Doo Ass from 2020-01-31T00:00
In which we discuss the final moments of the game. We talk character anatomy, the apocalypse, and narrative ambiguity. Then Corey drops in to help us wrap things up!
We're a...
FFVII 31: One Wing in the Grave (w/ Corey Hannigan) from 2020-01-24T00:00
Our professional weeb and enemy-in-the-making Corey returns to help us with the final battles of the game. We discuss some of the best tunes in the franchise, meatballs, and how books are...
ListenFFVII 30: Don’t Go Chasing Makofalls from 2020-01-17T00:00
This week we're finally goin' into the North Crater– that great big hole we all know and love! We spelunk our way through, discovering increasingly more horrifying encounters su...
ListenFFVII 29: Break Time from 2020-01-10T00:00
In which we take our last detour before fighting Sephiroth: this week we discuss all the Limit Breaks and Final Weapons! But we also take a moment to explore the past of two of our favorite himb...
ListenFFVII 28: Dazers and Confusers from 2020-01-03T00:00
This week we take some time before finally confronting Sephiroth to do some much needed self-care... by killing every Weapon. There's only room for ONE squad of planet protectors in this to...
ListenFFVII 27: Twice the Pride, Double the Clod from 2019-12-20T00:00
This week we're back at where we started: deep in Midgar! We hop through chutes and ladders, and meander along some familiar subway tracks and headquarters. It's truly déjà vu e...
ListenFFVII 26: Holy Diver from 2019-12-13T00:00
This week we was podded our cast silly! We take off for The City of the Ancients with Bugenhagen to search for clues for how we can stop Meteor. We're led to more deep sea exploratio...
ListenFFVII 25: Master and Commander from 2019-12-06T00:00
Now that our Chocobreeding divergence is over, we're headed back to Rocket Town in pursuit of the Huge Materia. We slaughter our way to space and reflect on our place in the w...
ListenFFVII 24: Mogspeed You! Black Chocobo (w/ Remy PreKariat) from 2019-11-29T00:00
Turkey day is over, so today we're hunkering down in the studio and talking about everything Chocobo! To help us on the long road to that sweet Golden 'Bo, our bud Remy c...
ListenFFVII 23: The Hunt For Red Submarine No. 1 from 2019-11-22T04:00
Once again we've returned to Junon: this time to pull fire alarms, fight Carry Armor, and hijack a submarine! What treasures and horrors await us in the depths of the Gaia seas?
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FFVII 22: The Suite Life of Zack and Cloudy from 2019-11-15T04:00
In which we punch a kaiju in the dick, put a name to a himbo, and get slimed.
Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman - https:/...
FFVII 21: All Dogs Go to Lifestream from 2019-11-08T04:00
We find ourselves stumbling to the supposed vacation destination Mideel, where we find an old friend and meet man's best friend! We also get to play dad, hijack a train, and defend a...
ListenFFVII 20: Bad Gas (w/ Alex Wimmer) from 2019-11-01T04:00
We're back in Junon, baby! – and Cloud is nowhere to be found! Alas we move onward, having a real sleepy time with our friend Alex Wimmer! We go for a final jog before being e...
ListenFFVII 19: Yamskiing (w/ Mike Shirley-Donnelly) from 2019-10-25T04:00
This week we're taking on the Gaea's Cliff and descend into the Northern Crater, with our friend Mike Shirley-Donnelly of Curious Quail! We learn about body...
ListenBONUS: Thank You From a Goose! from 2019-10-23T11:00
Greetings friends! Alex, here. This is a bit that was originally going to be at the end of next episode (dropping Friday) but both this segment and the episode went longer than expected, so it&a...
ListenFFVII 18: It's Tricky! from 2019-10-18T04:00
After a smooth and painless trip through the City of the Ancients, we've made it all the way to the Icicle Inn! We check out the local nightlife, get in a fistfight, snoop through a ...
ListenFFVII 17: Bone Village is for Lovers (w/ TinyNeenja) from 2019-10-11T04:00
This week we're visiting the spooky and sensual Bone Village and beyond with our artist and streamer friend Nina a.k.a. TinyNeenja! We go on a big dig for treasure and delight...
ListenFFVII 16: Legends of the Hidden Temple from 2019-10-04T04:00
Oops! Long episode.
After a successful date and backstabbing we're making our way east to Aerith's grandparents' house. There's puzzles and ghouls galore, as well as some...
FFVII 15: Revenge of the Sith from 2019-09-27T04:00
Guess what? We're back at the Gold Saucer this week! We entertain boss man Dio by gambling to the death, and go on ALL the dates! DA-TES! Do we get lucky? Or do we get our hearts bro...
ListenFFVII 14: Materia Girl (w/ Adam Payne) from 2019-09-20T04:00
Joining us this week is Adam Payne from Knight of the Round and BIT X BIT drops in to talk Wutai! Yuffie's yoinked our Materia and someone else yoinked our Yuffi...
ListenFFVII 13: Get in the Plane, Loser! from 2019-09-13T04:00
It's Rocket Town, baby! We're doing some aeronautical tourism, as well as some toilet tourism! We meet a 32-year-old baby boomer, get some fresh Shinra Inc. history lessons, and...
ListenFFVII 12: Man in the Box from 2019-09-06T04:00
Nibel Nibel Heim, Nibel Heimy Ho! We finally made it to Nibelheim, where it all happened. I'm sure there's been some good developments in the past five years since it burned dow...
ListenFFVII 11: I Did It All For Nanaki from 2019-08-30T04:00
This week we're doing some more homecoming celebrations at Cosmo Canyon! We learn a new name, ride an old man's apparatus, and learn about the Lifestream! Afterwards we hang aro...
ListenFFVII 10: Radio Gongaga (w/ Justin Taylor) from 2019-08-23T04:00
This week we're joined by Justin Taylor of the band KNIGHT OF THE ROUND! We discuss Chocobo racing strategies in the Gold Saucer, then buggy to Gongaga to dish gossip. We also...
ListenFFVII 9: Miners, Drive-Ins, and Dyne (w/ Corey Hannigan) from 2019-08-16T04:00
Our local Japanese translator, transit expert, and friend Corey drops in to help us distract ourselves from tragic backstories at the Gold Saucer and we fail miserably. At the very least we talk...
ListenFFVII 8: Livin'In The Hole from 2019-08-09T04:00
It's finally time for some summertime fun times in Costa del Sol! We go hang out at the beach with old friends and go mountain climbing. We also steal from bird nests. We THOUGHT we were do...
ListenFFVII 7: That's Showbiz Baby! from 2019-08-02T04:00
WARNING: LONG EPISODE!
We finally made it to Junon! We take a trip to the beach to meet Ecco the Dolphin. We also pay our respects to our new President, and learn all about the exciting prog...
FFVII 6: Choque Co Boleil from 2019-07-26T04:00
Leaving the spooky memories behind, we venture onwards to meet big birds, bigger birds, big snakes, smaller snakes, and a Naruto cosplayer.
Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)"...
FFVII 5: Gargultuan from 2019-07-19T04:00
This week we take the long way down memory lane. We also go mountain climbing, discover old smells, and old jams. Don't forget to call your mom!
Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (R...
FFVII 4: Zoinks! from 2019-07-12T04:00
There's mysteries to solve, gang! Who left the door open? Is the Promised Land real? How do you pronounce "ZENENE?" How does a tank operate an elevator? How many times can Karl re...
ListenFFVII 3: Leg Day from 2019-07-05T04:00
It's 4th of July and producer Alex has a mic now! We climb golden wires of hope, avoid Noids, discover the World's #1 Dab, and become the first podcast with a bass solo.*
Wi...
FFVII 2: Pretty Woman (w/ Ali Floyd) from 2019-06-28T01:00
Curtis & Karl are joined by friend Ali (aka djantir) for a trip to Wall Market! They go shopping, meet some nice men along the way, and drop by Sector 7 for a slice of pizza.
Follow...
FFVII 1: Barrels of Communion from 2019-06-21T02:00
Curtis & Karl embark on their podcasterly journey into Midgar. They befriend terrorists, drop bangles, and tip barrels.
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FFVII 1: Barrels of Communion from 2019-06-21T02:00
Curtis & Karl embark on their podcasterly journey into Midgar. They befriend terrorists, drop bangles, and tip barrels.
Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman -...
FFVII 1: Barrels of Communion from 2019-06-21T02:00
Curtis & Karl embark on their podcasterly journey into Midgar. They befriend terrorists, drop bangles, and tip barrels.
Theme Music: "Liberi Fatali (Remix)" by DJ Cutman -...