SHIR KHAN - Ghostride - a podcast by b-l-e-e-p

A new mix from our favorite tiger-headed DJ from Berlin,SHIR KHAN!!
Disco funk, cutnpaste madness and deep minimal stuff VERSUS heavy guitar techno, acid hop and booty shit. shake your blood to this ghostride from shir khan.

instead of a track listing we have this fine list of advice....

1. Cover the bathroom with pictures of your friends
2. Write letters to people you haven’t seen in ages and invite them to stay at your place.
3. Redecorate all street signs so that all traffic will end up in water
4. Steal a map ot the city and try your hardest not to follow it
5. Borrow someone’s heart for just an hour
6. Play soccer with 3 goals and no referee
7. Cross out words like truth, oppression and boredom out of every dictionary
8. Change your identity with someone for a week or two
9. Rob a bank and burn the money, money sucks
10. Shop for free
11. Drop everything and go to the one place in the world that you have always wanted to go regardless of bullshit considerations and excuses
12. Go to art museums and sneak your own work into displays
13. Run for every public election in your town and stress the qualifications that you DON’T HAVE
14. Write serious and business like letters to any government organizations that you might owe money to and politly remind them that THEY have set the presedent for not re-paying debts and suggest that if they need the money that badly, they should try collecting the amount from the department of defense
15. Steal cars and leave bikes in their place
16. Give library cards to all your friends as a gift
17. Gett all of your friends to go into Mc Donalds, order glasses of water and take as many seats as possible for as long as possible, do this every day right before lunch time
18. Go vegeterian
19. Change the time on all clocks that you encounter, at people’s houses, in public places, etc
20. Make up stickers with your favorite poems on them and stick them all over
21. Alter all of the street signs in your town /area with names of places in the world which are currently in a state of war, scene of atrocity, or subject to violent oppression
22. Go to the nearest religious organization and demand a cut of the money that they collect for the ’needy‘
23. Glue Pictures of you and your friends inside fashio magazines at stores
24. Write “THIS WILL BE YOUR DEATH“ on every piece of money that passes through your hands
25. Try marrying ALL of your friends legally
26. Spend more time naked
27. Find out what you DIDN’T get taught in school and learn more about it all
28. Call every crappy radio station and demand that they play more G.G.Allin
29. Take a week off and watch ALL of the episodes of the Simpsons
30. If you are in a band, never play the same place twice until you have played EVERYWHERE once
31. On any first date, make it the mission to get you both arrested for something embarassing and stupid, don’t let your date in on this plan
32. Every winter, re-arrange the christmas lights on people’s houses so that they say “FUCK YOU“ when lit
33. Make your town your canvas and paint it any way that would make it more interesting and you more happy
34. Poster your town or city with announcements of huge, all you can eat and drink for free, parties at the houses of local politicians
35. Write the government agency in charge of space exploration in your country and let them know that you will contribute taxes and support if you get a free ride in space
36. Go to expensive clothing stores and literally douse everything in itching powder
37. If you see people chasing pigeons, chase and pretend to kick them
38. Laugh a lot more
39. If you have something stupid to say, make sure that it gets said loud
40. Celebrate every holiday from all countries and cultures
41. Spit on anyone that tells you to ’act your age‘
42. Kidnap random people and insist to them that THEY asked you to pick them up
43. Bath in public fountains, particularly ones in front of commercial or municipal buildings
44. Tear up private golf courses with your BMX
45. Falsify invitations to art exhibitions and pass out to the homeless
46. Reinvent and make up new and exciting games
47. Drift
48. Squat a church, everyone should have their own cathedral

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