Podcasts by ExoSquad Goals

S2 EP 38: Abandon All Hope of Good Audio from 2018-07-14T14:29:41

So this is the one where Chris's mic is all messed up, but fear not! We've got a cracking good time talking about the end of the war! Who lives, who dies, and who turns into a plant person with ...

S2 EP 37: The Night Before The Last Few Episodes from 2018-07-07T02:48:58

So we're back from our two and a half month break! Woo! Ready for another season of the Pod? We have so many episodes left...what? There are like 2 more? Really? Oh boy we timed that wrong. Well...

S2 EP 36: Penetrate the Pentagon from 2018-04-10T22:37:35

So it's JUMP DAY BAY BAY! The Jump Troops are paying DC a visit, but are they going to enjoy their stay, or are they going to get run over by an H Street Trolley? See? DC humor. Smart Pass. Shaw...

S2 EP 35: Tanks for all the Fish from 2018-04-03T01:37:23

Hey there PigPen it's ChiTown Cop. Hammer down to Phaeton City, and look out for some rabbit ears at the overpass.  Did I do that right? Anyway, it's a destruction derby for our Squad as th...

S2 EP 34: DEATH HUG from 2018-03-26T02:59:10

Oh man this one gets me every time...Alec, my favorite character when I was a kid, is out of sweet moves, and gets hugged to death by Typhonus. Spoiler Alert! But...it this the end for undead Al...

S2 EP 33: Ferroequinologist from 2018-03-10T20:48:10

WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Also, we talk about the Critic a bunch.

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S2 EP 32: Apocalypse Meow from 2018-03-03T17:12:18

It's a regular Heart of Darkness in here as JT and the crew go looking for a plant maniac in the jungle! Will Captain Planet lay the smack down after they evaporate a river? Probably not, but in...

S2 EP 31: The Best of Them from 2018-02-24T16:15:56

Our squad is back together to discuss the passing of one of our favorite "bad guys" in the show. I mean, ok, he was pretty sweet at the end, but he did take over Miami and run some gnarly prison...

S2 EP 30: Gaslit by the X-Men from 2018-02-10T16:06:46

So apparently JT Marsh has some very strong feelings about geo-thermal energy. I mean, he could have gone home, but he needed to sabotage the breeding facility in order to discredit GT as a viab...

S2 EP 29: E-Frames are Alive from 2018-02-03T10:45

So yeah, slight development in the world of Exo Squad that E FRAMES ARE ALIVE AND PLUG INTO YOUR NECK. This changes everything. Like, do they all talk to each other all the time? Have they been ...

S2 EP 28: The Late One from 2018-01-31T15:33:35

Oh man, this one took a bit to get out of the hopper! It's a Chris/Ryan show this week, and we're talking about the goo-iest boy of them all...PHAETON. Was it worth the wait? Maybe? Officially o...

S2 EP 27: Back in the Saddle from 2018-01-20T19:20:02

YAH! Come along on an Exo-venture as we get back on that dusty trail toward Phaeton City! Is there a Birdman? YES. Sewer Dogs? Kinda. I thought they were cats, but apparently those where the Str...

S2 EP 26: The Internet Ate Ryan from 2017-12-18T16:26:48

So yeah, Net Neutrality goes and suddenly Ryan gets eaten by the interwebz. So it's kind of a two person show this week. Anywho, in this episode we realize that the Heart o' Mars is kinda sexual...

S2 EP 25: That's What They Pay Us For, Sir from 2017-12-09T16:24:08

This episode is the combat zone equivalent of a wacky racing movie from the 60s, but with more fireballs. Everyone is getting on their horse to be the first to check check check out this strange...

FISH POLICE from 2017-12-02T09:00

Oh we made a mistake. We thought it would be fun, but sometimes, shows get cancelled for a reason. Did the denizens of Fish City break our Exo Crew? Yes. Yes they did.

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S2 EP 24: That's Sgt Mom to you! from 2017-11-25T17:46:09

Major Dad, meet Sgt Mom, ass kicker extraordinaire! It must be sweeps week, because we've not only got Exo Scouts but also TALKING RAPTORS. Will the Murder Scamps live up to their namesake? Or w...

S2 EP 23: Scamp Scampi from 2017-11-19T01:33:24

Promotions all around! JT gets the bump, and now Nara is the new squad leader of Able squad! But will everyone survive this period of turnover? Yeah, unless you're in Baker squad. In this episod...

S2 EP 22: RI(MV)P from 2017-11-11T23:23:32

Barca, your star shone too bright on the darkness of space. In this episode we say goodbye to our dear pirate spy/friend, talk about smooth brains, and stupid Venus, always VENUS. We also talk abou...

S2 EP 21: Hi George! Bye George! from 2017-11-06T19:43:34

Tyree and Able Squad are throwing a killer party, and Shiva and his nerd friend want in! What CRAZY hijinks will take place? Will Shiva get a dance with his secret crush? Will a horde of raptor men...

S2 EP 20: Shredded Like Lettuce from 2017-10-28T07:09

How bad could being stuck in Australia be? Wait, they're Dino Monsters and Crab people? Gross. We get into it about this Maggie and Alec focussed walkabout! In this episode: swimmer's abs, dino-spi...

THE PIRATES OF DARK WATER from 2017-10-21T13:15

Those Exo-Dudes take a deep dive...INTO SOME DARK WATER! Like what you heard? Become a supporter on Patreon for more content like this! As mentioned in the episode: PLEASE DONATE TO HELP THOSE IN...

S2 EP 19: The Beastie Boyz from 2017-10-14T23:57:46

THE HYBRIDS ARE HERE (for better or worse). We're kind of...mixed on how we feel about them. Listen to get THE HOT TAKES! In this episode: Raptor fashion, DNA sourcing and CRAB. PEOPLE. Music Cred...

S2 EP 18: At Night He Uses His Robo Arm from 2017-10-07T16:41:18

And we're back, and man, is it a sad one. We say goodbye to a beloved character. Seriously though, this episode is super great, and handles some really heavy topics. Watch it. Find it and watch it!...

S2 EP 17: The Darkest Timeline from 2017-09-23T16:45:42

So man, this escalated quickly. Alice is back in the fold, but will JT play it cool, or will this end in a horrific fireball? The latter, of course, and man, it's hardcore. Plus, we finally realize...

S2 EP 16: Herb'd Brooks from 2017-09-16T04:15

When the Rooskies are on the rampage at Lake Placid, there's only one man with a twisted wrister that can save Team USA from defeat: JT MARSH. Things are bad on Venus, but they're even worse in spa...

S2 EP 15: Some Quality Action from 2017-09-09T04:20

Draconis is on a rampage as his kingdom topples around him! We're down a Ryan this week, but way up in action! In this episode: shipping, anacondas, and the liberation of Venus! Music Credits: In...

S2 EP 14: Why Not Cloak? from 2017-09-02T04:20

Seriously though, cloaking is like cell phones in older movies. Got a bad guy on your tail? CLOAK. Need to scout a base? CLOAK. Graf Shield got you down? CLOAK. Also in this episode: making a murde...

S2 EP 13: Return of the Gooey Boys from 2017-08-26T04:20

In space, no one can hear you pay homage to like 20 different things. The Gooey Boy is back, and he's hungrier than ever! Now if he just ate the cook, he wouldn't have this problem. In this episode...

S2 EP 12: The Gooey Boys from 2017-08-12T16:17:03

It has begun! The scouting, the decorating...the party is coming to Venus! Everything is going well for the big shindig until some guys come down with AMD and then WHAM! Secret science ahoy. In thi...

S2 EP 11: We Meet Thrax from 2017-08-05T04:00

Thrax Thrax that's the name! Fragging E-frames is his game! Thrax is here and he's going to MAKE YOU LOVE PEACE. Seriously though, this episode is pretty amazing. So good. We also talk about peer p...

S2 EP 10: Let’s Move that Choo Choo! from 2017-07-30T19:07:18

Who let the dogs out? Who? Phaeton when he put all his trust in the Neo Megas! Torres is on a tear with Eve and the Resistance, while Shiva realizes that politics are just not his thing. In this ep...

S2 EP 9: Getting a Little Comfortable with the Atrocities from 2017-07-22T04:00

When Ball Chin makes the ship go boom, it's up to Able Squad to bring the Pirates to justice! A rip roaring romp through Port Chaos ensues, and we get some great team building moments. In this epis...

S2 EP 8: He Has a Little Simbaca in Him, but He is Wildly Irresponsible from 2017-07-15T04:05

Wolf B, in the house, said Bronski's in the house! It's the Bronski show! That means crash landings, hard drinking, prison camps, tasty sammies, and death marches! Will Nara and Marsala ever kiss? ...

S2 EP 7: Ryan's Favorite Moment in the Show from 2017-07-01T04:00

CHUMP TROOPS! The Exo pod is down on these dudes, but we're all about their shiny armor wearing, big gun carrying, scramble chip frying ways. These guys really have the best dialogue don't they? We...

S2 EP 6: Go. Play. Have Fun. from 2017-06-24T04:30

Cowabunga! When the Exo-dudes get a ticket to the big surf competition, they have to raise money to get to the party! Thing is, old man Shiva wants to harsh their mellow. Also, they have to liberat...

S2 EP 5: I've Got the Solution: More Sam Worthington from 2017-06-17T04:00

When one of our Exo-Friends tries to curb stomp a pirate, the fate of the alliance comes into doubt. Will a life debt be paid? Will a life be lost? Why is Simbaca so ripped? Seriously, that guy is ...

S2 EP4: THIS WATERSLIDE OF DOOM THAT FIRES FLAMING NERF BALLS OF DEATH from 2017-06-10T04:00

SPIES EVERYWHERE! Well, mainly just in the pirate fleet. When there's intrigue about, our Exo-detectives are on the case, but oh snap, it's also training day for the Pirates! Can Marsh whip these r...

No New Ep This Week! from 2017-06-02T16:07:17

Sorry folks, real life got the best of us! We'll be back next week with some of that sweet new Exo-content!

S2 EP 3: The Baddest Dude from 2017-05-26T07:00

Tethys is a mess-thys! The Extourage are still in negotiations to land the big free agents, but an interested party in the form of Typhonus is looking to ruin their day! In this episode: the practi...

S2 EP 2: The Men from the Loading Docks from 2017-05-20T15:26:32

When JT and The Leon have to go make friends with the Pirate Clans, a deadly game of "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" breaks out. Will our Exo-Contestants win a message from Barca on their answering machi...

Interview: Michael Edens from 2017-05-13T04:00

No recap this week, but we interviewed Exosquad writer/Executive Story Producer Michael Edens about the show! We go into the origins and influences that shaped Exosquad as well as what it was like ...

S2 EP 1: The Pink Ladies from 2017-05-06T04:00

After 2 long years of sitting at home on Saturday nights, the Exo Mob has decided to throw a party! Thing is, it looks like some big blue bad guys are mad they didn't get an invite, and decide to s...

END OF SEASON 1 SPECTACULAR! from 2017-04-29T04:00

Okay. It's not THAT spectacular, but CRC take some questions, talk some squad, and get a feel for the first season. It's long, but hey, that's not the worst thing in the world, right? This first se...

S1 EP 13: Change Starts with Us from 2017-04-22T06:07:29

This is it! Phaeton and the Exo-gang are face 2 face, and things are about to get TOO FAST...TOO FURIOUS. Will JT Marsh get his Vin Dieseled, or will Phaeton get Han-ded a defeat? Will anyone (Paul...

S1 EP 12: Meat on Them Bones from 2017-04-15T04:00

When the Exo-Pals get a blast from the past in terms of Martian history, they have to come to terms with that you can't tell a book by it's cover. Or you can. Or can't. It's complicated. In this ep...

S1 EP 11: Everyone's Captain Marcus, and Everyone's Horny from 2017-04-08T07:00

By the great Olympus Mons that's a spicy meatball of an episode! When the Legio Exo has to fight for their lives on Mars and in the stars, hard choices are made, and everyone finds out how far they...

S1 EP 10: Don't Trust Big Glue from 2017-04-01T07:00

When Captain Mahr-kus slips the Exo-cohort some bad mint juleps in the form of a bogus mission, our dudes have to figure out what their new Martian lives are going to be like. Because they've been....

S1 EP 9: The Dirty In-between from 2017-03-25T05:51:45

When Troupe-de-Exo find themselves stuck on Venus, they decide to make a difference in the world by BLOWING EVERYTHING UP. In this episode we explore the moral complexities of selling humans for fo...

S1 EP 8: We Need to Talk about DeLeon from 2017-03-18T04:30:44

After hitching a one way ticket to the sun, the Exo-Gang takes a detour to Venus. Ever want an Exosquad/American Chopper mashup? DeLeon's got you covered! In this episode we discuss 90s sitcoms, ha...

S1 EP 7: Everyone Must Die from 2017-03-11T08:00

I tell you what, them Exo-Boys are in a doozie of a pickle! Their main want in this world is on another one, so they have to hitch a ride on the ol' General Shiva, but thing is, that there ship is ...

S1 EP 6: I Have No Concept of Money, but I Have More Than You from 2017-03-04T05:00

TARGET: EARTH! The Exo-Peeps fall from the sky after a penal detention looking to make a splash, but they end up all wet. Like, they land in a muddy pig sty. Man, I think that might be the first ti...

S1 EP 5: The Fate of All Villains in Animation from 2017-02-25T05:00

Episode 5: RESIST! After a major league space fracas the Exo-Posse lands on occupied Earth to party with Napier and his sewer crew! Chills spills and thrills await in this super special episode! Wh...

S1 EP 4: That's When He Gets Arrested and Sentenced to Death from 2017-02-18T04:59

BLITZKREIG! Again, we're really keeping it super kid friendly with all the cussin' and fightin' going on as the Exo-Posse respond to an all out attack from the Neo Sapiens! Marvel at all the purple...

S1 EP 3: Sub Optimal Level from 2017-02-11T02:19:10

HIDDEN TEWOWRS! The Exo-Bros have the pirates cornered, but will their over confidence be their doom? Probably not, since there are like, 52 more episodes. BUT WE COULD BE WRONG. Discussed are the ...

S1 EP 2: YOU HURT 'EM BAAAAAAD from 2017-02-04T05:00

The Seeds of Deception! In this episode the Exo-Crew get into a whole boat load of trouble when the Space Dean think they cheated on their finals! Not really, but there are pirates, discussions abo...

S1 Ep 1: The Lady Who Runs the Space UN is a Woman Too from 2017-01-27T06:47

THE PIRATE SCOURGE! Episode 1 is here! Join us on our examination of the premier episode of ExoSquad! We break down the who and the what, and also get into some of the best reasons to check out thi...