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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Welcome to F*ck Buddies (@Fck_Buddies), the dating and sex advice podcast setting out to smash toxic masculinity and rape culture. We're here to answer all of your sticky, sexy questions! With hosts Dain Miller (@TheDainiac) and Niall Spain (@NiallSpain). Submit your questions by e-mailing fbuddiespodcast@gmail.com!

Further podcasts by Dain Miller & Niall Spain

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 270 - Intimate Evenings: Swinger’s Trust Fall (Live @ Black Sheep) from 2023-12-11T17:37:18

We're still getting our lives together from PAX Unplugged in Philly last week, so please enjoy another extra long episode courtesy of our live shows at Black Sheep in Toronto.

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Episode 269 - Intimate Evenings: Dain’s Birthday Show (Live @ Black Sheep) from 2023-12-04T08:00

This month's live show at Black Sheep was to celebrate Dain's birthday and our universal love of Italian cuisine.

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Episode 268 - Big Balls, Even Larger Boxes from 2023-11-27T08:00

Every now and then Dain tries to say something profound but Niall's childish mind gets in the way and ruins everything.  Topics include UTI break-up, sex after death, first date roast beef, the ...

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Episode 267 - Your Mom’s Tinder Radius from 2023-11-20T19:31:09

We've recorded so many episodes in the past few weeks that I'm starting to lose sense of what time even means anymore.  Topics include short-term long-distance, learning to beg for it, the attra...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 266 - The U2 Movement from 2023-11-13T16:19:18

Before the was Me Too, we had US and we still didn't learn anything about consent.  Usually this is where Dain recaps the episode, but he had one too many adult beverages at a work party last ni...

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Episode 265 - Women Are Humans (Because They Are) from 2023-11-06T15:43:49

If we could all just treat women like actual people (because they are) then I think we'd solve a lot of problems since women are people (like, actual people).  Topics include furniture jealousy,...

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Episode 264 - The Straight Cardboard Side from 2023-10-30T13:53:12

At this point in time, we actually have no idea if we're straight or not anymore.  Topics include TikTok date shaming, dark and twisted fantasies, keeping in contact with past fuck buddies, admi...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 263 - Top Tier Dain from 2023-10-23T13:08:31

It doesn't matter what your feminine energy is, this Dain is ALWAYS top tier.  Topics include a good reason to not sleep over, when can you ask to hook up again, should you date a racist stalker...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 262 - Doja Horse from 2023-10-16T08:00

If you like human to animal ratio math, you're gonna love this one, gang!  Topics include acting shady about saying your name, how to react to sensitive information, how many kitty pics is too m...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 261 - A Fool’s Embrace from 2023-10-09T13:56:04

Y'all, I introduce a brand new game in this episode that I still don't know the rules to, but sorry to any Teagan's out there.  Topics include feeling more makes you cum faster, pre-text message...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 260 - Stick Up Pick Up from 2023-10-02T08:00

NOBODY MOVE!  If you do exactly what we say and listen to this brand new episode, no one needs to get hurt...  Nobody be a hero. Topics include a wet mistake that you could never learn from, mis...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 259 - The Shot Glass Experiment from 2023-09-25T09:00

All we're saying is that it seems like it's not a LOT of volume and we'd be curious to see how much we could fill a shot glass.  Topics include a hilarious wedding day prank, custom animated por...

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Episode 258 - Act Like Jimmy Neutron Dresses from 2023-09-18T12:41:34

Some people just can't handle the Neutron style.  Topics include calling off the benefits with a friends with benefits, pre-mature ejaculation and modern media, unsaved number suspicions, how to...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 257 - The Soonity of Ben Stilleritis from 2023-09-11T13:53:39

I'm sorry, babe.  I'm not trying to karate chop you in the ribs... it's this damn disease!  Topics include the sexual history with her dude friends, clumsy boyfriend or horrible person, too soon...

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Episode 256 - I’m Gonna ”Watch” a ”Movie” from 2023-09-04T08:00

If anyone "needs" me, I'll be "going" to do some "groceries" because I'm feeling a little "hungry."  Topics include a toothbrush truth bust, how hard that head get, not allowed to break up, not ...

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Episode 255 - Intimate Evenings - McSteamy Flower Shop from 2023-08-28T19:25:39

Apologies for the late upload this week, y'all!  But we were at Fan Expo all weekend and our brains are fried, so here's the live show we did at Black Sheep at the beginning of the month.

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Episode 254 - Uncle Steve’s Play Place from 2023-08-21T08:00

You've got three months to find your own place, Greg.  Or else you're going to see your uncle do some things you never want to see your uncle do.  Topics include re-evaluating your standards, fe...

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Episode 253 - Busting Guys and Frenulums from 2023-08-14T08:00

If you're going to tell me a joke or have sex with me, I beg you... please be gentle.  My gut and my frenulum are prone to busting.  Topics include the inevitability of being cheated on, catchin...

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Episode 252 - Beat Up Your Dad from 2023-08-07T13:15:17

Your dad ever get so noisy a nasty farmer just wants to chop off his hands?  Topics include pre-marital handholding, hot tub sex machine, literally no way to meet women, a check-in with an old f...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 251 - Nothing You Can Do for Dick from 2023-07-31T18:50:38

Sorry for the latest upload of our career, but I just got back from a bachelor party and I don't need to explain myself.  Topics include a hopeless romantic encounter, how to escalate into rough...

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Episode 250 - Chokeslam Break-Up from 2023-07-24T08:00

I swear to God, if you ever destroy a sentimental gift, I will break up with you so hard that Jim Ross will call you and shout, "BAH GAWD!  He's busted that relationship in half!"  Topics includ...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 249 - Adventures with the Hatman from 2023-07-17T08:00

Plug your nose, y'all!  This may be our stinkiest episode ever.  Topics include stinky feminists, when finishes too fast, vaginal gag reflex, penial gag reflex, jealous of your sexy dreams, the ...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 248 - 2 Hot, 2 Shirtless from 2023-07-10T08:00

NOTE: As of right now, our show is sold out already.  You're monsters and we love you.  We're working on getting more seats in the venue. It's too hot to write a damn description.  You figure i...

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Episode 247 - Wedge Me, Mommy from 2023-07-03T14:37:47

Did everyone get their permission slips signed for the field trip to the mall where we can harass women one at a time with shitty pick up lines?  Topics include a cold reception to cold approach...

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Episode 246 - Pre-Sex Tea from 2023-06-26T14:18:29

Put on the kettle and then wait.  Then pour a cup and wait.  Then blow on it a little and wait.  Then drink the drink.  Now you can have sex.  Topics include struggling with belts, the Night Rid...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 245 - I Live My Life a Quarter Foreskin at a Time from 2023-06-19T13:03:12

I never really thought that wiping my own ass would give me such an advantage, but here we are.  Topics include sleeping with your hot boss, gay napkin usage, underground circumcision ring, bein...

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Episode 244 - Protect Trans People from 2023-06-12T08:00

Happy Pride Month, y'all.  As much as Pride is a celebration, it's also a moment to reflect and educate ourselves on the hardships our queer friends and family are facing.  There is currently al...

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Episode 243- Milk That Mystery Cow from 2023-06-05T08:00

Is this a new episode or is this actually the oldest episode?  WHAT A TWIST!  Topics include new friend ban, erecting the tiniest statue, last minute cancellation policy, a question with a twist...

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Episode 242 - A Ride for the 1.3% from 2023-05-29T08:00

We're back, baby!  Niall's finally returned, so we're back in the closet bringing you another fresh episode.  Topics include teaching an old dog new tricks, blowjob trauma, stealthy snack steali...

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Episode 241 - Intimate Evenings: Kinky Grandma (Live @ Black Sheep) from 2023-05-22T08:00

Niall was STILL away on his stupid cruise this week, so here's our last live episode where we spend probably too much time talking about rural landmarks.  We return to our regular schedule next ...

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Episode 240 - Intimate Evenings: VERY NICE! (Live @ Black Sheep) from 2023-05-15T08:00

Can you believe Niall is STILL on a cruise?  Good thing we recorded a bunch of live shows for your enjoyment.  Recorded in March live at Black Sheep.

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Episode 239 - Intimate Evenings: Not Bad for February (Live @ Black Sheep) from 2023-05-08T08:00

Niall is away on a vacation cruising around Europe, so this is the perfect chance to release our first set of shows recorded live at Black Sheep.

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Episode 238 - A Taste of Pussy Pie from 2023-05-01T08:00

It's a civil war over on this episode as one of the Buddies gets a tasty of the forbidden pie and turns his back on the podcast.  Topics include the LeBron James of not having sex, a tidy bed su...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 237 - Dain’s Cultural Roots from 2023-04-24T13:29:36

Nothing is Dain's fault and he will not apologize for anything on his journey to understand and connect with his deep cultural roots.  Topics include obsolete pick-up techniques, the stigma of S...

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Episode 236 - Queef Theory from 2023-04-17T13:05:05

1 out of 2 doctors recommend listening to this with headphones so that you can hear it over the sound of your bones being smashed.  Topics include not having the right gym badges for Tinder, pla...

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Episode 235 - A Pubic Inch from 2023-04-10T08:00

There's going to be a part in this episode where Dain gives you an instruction to do something "no matter where you are" and we'd just like to say that in hindsight, it might matter a little bit...

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Episode 234 - We’re All Big Idiots from 2023-04-03T11:51:31

We're all doing our best out here, but at the end of the day we're all just big idiots doing a bad job.  Topics include moving in with your partner makes you a pussy, risky and frisky in the cla...

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Episode 233 - Badly and Weirdly from 2023-03-27T08:00

How do you like to eat a lollipop?  Do you just crunch it or do you put your tongue outside of your mouth?  Topics include a very expensive first date, a slippery condom situation, lying about y...

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Patreon Feed Drop - Fury of a Thousand Tongues from 2023-03-20T08:00

This week was absolutely insane with our live show and being at Comicon all week, so we decided we'd treat you all to one of the bonus Pillow Talk episodes from our patreon!

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Episode 232 - My Husband’s Secret Cool Friend from 2023-03-13T08:00

I'll give you anything you want... even these really awesome sunglasses.  Just don't show my family how cool you are.  Topics include cooking up validation, needing alcohol to feel frisky, getti...

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Episode 231 - Morphsuit Contraceptive from 2023-03-06T08:00

If you idiots keep naming your kids almost exactly like your name, you can't blame me when I accidentally send you a bright green gimp suit.  Topics include the serious commitment of meal preppi...

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Episode 230 - At Your Poopiest from 2023-02-27T08:00

If you're about 5'2" and have boobs AND a butt, I'd love to hear from you.  Topics include sex preference waiver, abortion fund, too fat for Wednesday, hair loss hardships, how to silence your b...

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Episode 229 - A Visible Amount of Piss from 2023-02-20T08:00

There's only one thing I want when I confront my ex and it's just a tiny puddle for everyone to see.  Topics include surviving period rage, thrust issues, reaching the climax, how to confront yo...

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Episode 228 - Seeking Hot Panera Managers from 2023-02-13T08:00

We're not ones to push conspiracy theories, but has anyone ever actually gone inside of a Panera?  Topics include retaliation vomit, a long overdue check in, bed time routine trouble, the correl...

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Episode 227 - Still Don’t Change Your Guns from 2023-02-06T08:00

Have we finally found the stinky zombie car crash boyfriend?  We may never know.  Topics include no sex till dating, an all-day tease-a-thon, strong candidate for most garbage human of the year,...

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Episode 226 - Stop Answering Our Questions from 2023-01-30T08:00

I'm sorry that we didn't make it clear sooner, but when we ask a question on the show it is intended to be rhetorical.  Topics include increasing your luck stat, our secret is revealed, when it ...

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Episode 225 - Stephanie, Come Get Your Boyfriend from 2023-01-23T08:00

If you get real desperate for a date, I highly recommend you swing by the Wal-Mart boyfriend lost and found.  Topics include labeling what belongs to you, AirPod espionage, afraid to add sex int...

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Episode 224 - Your Sister’s Porny Exploits from 2023-01-16T08:00

While Niall deals with an out-of-body experience due to cold meds, I'll just be over here trying to be Willem Dafoe.  Topics include forcing someone to hurt your feelings, sexually competing wit...

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Episode 223 - Niall and Dain’s Dark Desires from 2023-01-09T08:00

If I pass you on the street and you're holding something... just know: I thought about it.  Topics include resolutions and setting yourself up for success, good girl/bad girlfriend, not okay wit...

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Episode 222 - Year of the Air Fryer from 2023-01-02T15:57:37

I'm sure a lot is going to happen in 2023 or whatever, but nothing will be more important than Dain getting an air fryer.  Topics include taking things slow and casual, blurring out your friends...

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Episode 221 - Sexmas Spectacular 2022 from 2022-12-26T13:21:25

Did we lose track of time and forget to do a Sexmas episode or is Sexmas whenever we want it to be?  Topics include Dain settles the Die Hard debate, stinky laundry pick-up, porn and sex addicti...

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Episode 220 - Step Outta Your Own Ass from 2022-12-19T12:47:05

If anyone needs me, I'll be hanging with my mom for the next three weeks.  Topics include your boyfriend's cool horse friend, ex's engagement effect, kept under lock and key, how to not ask for ...

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Episode 219 - The Posture Prince of Cumshire from 2022-12-12T12:16:56

Welcome to our city of Toronto fancast where we talk about our favourite city instead of helping you.  Topics include regrets of key giving, masturbation efficacy, cuckolding gone wrong, when to...

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Episode 218 - Chuck E Cheese’s Sleepy Chicken from 2022-12-05T14:45:16

It's not included in any of the party packages, but if you find the right suspicious looking kid, he'll hook you up.  Topics include constant cheating accusations, no sex two weeks before meetin...

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Episode 217 - Go Read a Book! from 2022-11-28T08:00

Hey, idiot! Are you bad at dishes? Go read a book. Can't solve complicated math problems? READ A BOOK! Topics include underground platonic cuddle group, how to know if your date went well, under...

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Episode 216 - Nutsgiving from 2022-11-21T08:00

While you cautiously store your nuts for a later date, why not consider giving away nuts for other people?  Topics include No Nut November, hurting for a squirting, seeking that post nut clarity...

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Episode 215 - The Award Winning Episode from 2022-11-14T12:25:37

We won a gosh dang Canadian Podcast Award, so I'm not going to write a description today because I'm drunk on power!

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Episode 214 - Boner Suppression from 2022-11-07T12:12:48

Does anyone know if the babysitter from Crazy, Stupid Love gets arrested for literally sending porn to a child?  Topics include controlling your boner with sheer force of will, being sent a scre...

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Episode 213 - #SaveManhunt from 2022-10-31T11:57:47

That's right, ladies.  You sit there... sipping your lemonades while men continue to suffer at the hands of society.  Topics include a jet setting affair, sentimental nude stash, personifying yo...

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Episode 212 - Stinky Rear Window from 2022-10-24T15:30:39

Take it from me, a renowned dog/man trainer, the stinkier the window, the better the lesson.  Topics include the completely made up and imaginary female orgasm, the male desire to feel special, ...

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Episode 211 - The Queen’s Gambutt from 2022-10-17T08:00

Yes, it's finally here.  The joke that transcended time and space to earn us any and all award nominations we have and ever will earn.  Topics include cheating form behind, the pros and cons of ...

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Episode 210 - Exclusive Invite To The Right Stuff from 2022-10-10T13:44:40

Get your favourite liberal lies and insurrection conspiracy theories ready, y'all, it's time to muddy the dating pool!  Topics include revisiting Canada's sex worker laws, the right's hottest ne...

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Episode 209 - Completing Your Bootédex from 2022-10-03T10:18:46

He wants to gaze upon your cheeks like no one ever has.  The peep them is his real test, to rim them is his cause. Topics include what's good for the butthole is good for the gander, closure for...

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Episode 208 - Wanna Be My Step-Mom? from 2022-09-26T12:11:37

You may not know this, ma'am, but step-moms are REALLY big with kids my age these days.  Topics include creepy ways to pick up older women, who should buy the condoms, resenting your partner for...

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Episode 207 - Time Is A Circle from 2022-09-19T08:00

I don't want to blow your mind, but this isn't a new episode because you have, at some point in time, listened to it and therefore it's an old episode, but right now... it's brand new.  Topics i...

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Episode 206 - Cbat Outta Hell from 2022-09-12T14:04:22

Cbat has official graduated from best boner jam to my new warlord anthem so that I can achieve my true potential.  Topics include the origin and mystery of Cbat by Hudson Mohawke, a perfect guid...

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Episode 205 - God’s Biggest Mistake from 2022-09-05T08:00

I think we can all agree that humans are definitely filled with flaws, but there is one design choice on men that is absolutely just a real swing and a miss.  Topics include the persuasive abili...

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Episode 204 - The Gamertag Detective from 2022-08-29T14:17:55

If I Googled your teenage gamertag, what shocking horrors would I find?  Topics include the unfair standards of women in politics, the truth that hides within her gamertag, red flags based on at...

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Episode 203 - The Mayo Special from 2022-08-22T18:39:59

Slather yourself with your own juices, y'all!  We're heading to Applebees!  Topics include top secret special technique, towing the line between sweet and creepy when it comes to gifts, how to b...

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Episode 202 - Gwyneth’s True Name from 2022-08-15T08:00

We accidentally spoke an unspeakable evil into this world and we apologize for the coming emergence of the end times.  Topics include what makes good sex, being attracted to other people while i...

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Episode 201 - What Women Twant from 2022-08-08T08:00

Vote for us as People's Choice in the Canadian Podcast Awards: https://canpodawards.ca/vote/peoples-choice/

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Episode 200 - Dick Bong from 2022-08-01T13:51:10

Vote for us as People's Choice in the Canadian Podcast Awards: https://canpodawards.ca/vote/peoples-choice/

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Episode 199 - Is THAT Dildo?! from 2022-07-25T10:00

You can only choose one thing... a Tinder account or a safe granny.  Topics include best friend relationship revelations, the pressure to pursue romance, DIY inception, an unexpected and unwelco...

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Episode 198 - The Rummage Technique from 2022-07-18T12:09:21

I like to get both hands in there and really get the lay of the land.  Topics include escort confessions, coming to terms with your ugly genes, a coked out second date, girlfriend getaway insecu...

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Episode 197 - Doesn’t Matter, Had Chili’s from 2022-07-11T08:00

Head on over to http://lovehoney.co/Fbuddies and use our limited time code: FUCKBUDDIES20

Look, I know it's tough living in a world where Pokemo...

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Episode 196 - Don’t Change Your Guns from 2022-07-04T08:00

Head on over to http://lovehoney.co/Fbuddies and use our limited time code: FUCKBUDDIES20 I don't want to spoil too much, but this week we have a very...

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Episode 195 - Summer Sex Toy-A-Palooza 2: Electric Bugaloo from 2022-06-27T08:00

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The fine folks over at LoveHoney have hit your boys up...

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Episode 194 - Summer Sex Toy-A-Palooza from 2022-06-20T13:43:18

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Episode 193 - Potato Baby from 2022-06-13T15:23:20

Don't ever talk to me or my potato son again.  Topics what preparation style best suits your child's potato-esque qualities, where did all the gentle lovers go, Harry Styles first date bankruptc...

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Episode 192 - Slam Down Donger from 2022-06-06T09:00

Happy Pride Month, y'all!  I'm strongly considering changing my name to Potato.  Topics include a very steep ask, going down and throwing up, a real Stacy's mom situation, an interesting thought...

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Episode 191 - It’s About Damn Time from 2022-05-30T10:00

Dain is fighting allergies and Niall sounds like just ate some gravel, so let's do it.  Topics include a teeny-weenie bikini meltdown-eenie, a Pillow Talk game makes its main feed debut, club-go...

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Episode 190 - James McAvoy Strikes Back from 2022-05-23T12:26:11

This episode contains a revelation that will absolutely make you see hell.  Topics include marrying the wrong royalty, choosing who takes your virginity, embracing your past and sharing it with ...

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Episode 189 - Gym Shrinkage from 2022-05-16T10:00

This might be, like... totally random, but would you like to watch this completely irrelevant documentary about why a penis might be small after a workout?  Topics include pet pee problem, the i...

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Episode 188 - Protect Roe v Wade from 2022-05-09T12:57

This episode we have a very serious chat about some very serious things.  Topics include the importance of Roe v Wade, navigating your relationship with showers in your relationship, how to avoi...

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Episode 187 - Wield the Perfect Penis from 2022-05-02T08:00

Imagine the absolute power you would if your penis was always... perfect.  Topics include not even knowing if you're in a hole or not, marital status as relating to creampies, catching the ick, ...

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Episode 186 - Bear, Bath and Below from 2022-04-25T08:00

With the current state of the world, sometimes a man's just gotta grab his shovel and dig a real sweet hole.  Topics include tunneling away from your problems, is bad sex a deal breaker, not bei...

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Episode 185 - Jack Nasty Face from 2022-04-18T08:00

Hey baby, I'd love to slam my twiddlehonker into your butterfly contraption apparatus.  Topics include ye olde genitalia guessing game, the m'lady curse, vaginal uniqueness, how to squander the ...

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Episode 184 - The Under Clothes Condom from 2022-04-11T09:00

It doesn't matter what you think, if you're not wearing a condom, you're not fully dressed.  Topics include the politics of staying over, addressing racial fetishization, the audacity of unavail...

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Episode 183 - The Man Who Never Knew Jealousy from 2022-04-04T08:00

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Episode 182 - New Year’s Eve AMA (Special Pillow Talk Patreon Preview) from 2022-03-28T09:00

Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies?fan_landing=true This week we're giving you a special peek at what goes on ove...

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Episode 181 - Anal Mom (Part II) from 2022-03-21T13:53:42

We didn't know we'd ever return to Anal Mom, but here we are. Topics include condom purchase assumptions, getting caught sneaking in the back door, requesting sexual ratings, how to know if you'...

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Episode 180 - Elden Ring Daily Wordle from 2022-03-14T10:00

You should be extra grateful for this one, y'all, we actually stopped playing Elden Ring just to record it.  Topics include Elden Ring cockblock, cowgirl tips for bigger ladies, how to Inception...

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Episode 179 - My Girlfriend’s Secret KFC from 2022-03-07T09:00

I'm very sorry, Mr. Murray, I didn't mean to slander you.  Topics include Niall's terrifying crow trivia, anal-safe condoms, a sexual history PowerPoint, using other senses as a means for arousa...

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Episode 178 - Train to Tiddytown from 2022-02-28T10:00

All aboard!  If the topic has already come up, you've got a one-way ticket to Titty Town!  Topics include protecting our LGBT youth, when it's appropriate to add a crush to social media, campus ...

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Episode 177 - Tooth Pervert from 2022-02-21T10:00

At least if you date a tooth pervert, there's a good chance you'll have plenty of change for the bus.  Topics include the importance of context, your partner's secret apartment, dating an ex-fri...

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Episode 176 - The Shrink Shift from 2022-02-14T10:00

Ah jeez.  Just looked at my schedule and I'm working the shrink shift four times this week... those women are animals.  Topics include how long do you have to kick it before someone will date yo...

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Episode 175 - Neutral Treadmill Territory from 2022-02-07T10:00

The game has changed and they only thing we need to start playing is more 'roids!  Topics include what to do when you see a cute pic of the person you're dating, open season on Treadmill Woman, ...

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Episode 174 - Erection Stealth 101 from 2022-01-31T10:00

It's Tumbler 2's favourite podcast back again with another episode that the kids just CANNOT get enough of.  Topics include the best way to prevent and hide your incredible erection, sexually es...

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Episode 173 - The Most Expensive Apology from 2022-01-24T10:00

If you listen to this episode, I'm super mad at you and you totally owe me a few thousand dollars.  Topics include when the vibes don't lie, uninvited exercise encouragement, underage Instagram ...

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Episode 172 - Premarital Scat Play from 2022-01-17T10:00

When you're about to propose and life gives you lemonade maybe also ask for some chocolate?  Topics include eating your engagement ring, how to last multiple rounds in bed, using song lyrics to ...

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Episode 171 - Syrup or Lube? from 2022-01-10T10:00

Every man has a secret, powerful syrup that imbibes him with a power beyond mortal comprehension.  Topics include how many rejections should you take before giving up and dying alone, a really s...

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FEED DROP: Session 1 - Trouble³ (Part I) from 2022-01-07T14:20:35

Join the adventure: www.noquestcast.com We begin our adventure deep in the space of the Casa-Mal system as the crew of The Maverick investigates a missing fellow TVRN, The Nightcrawler.  What s...

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FEED DROP: Session 0 - World Primer (Essential Listening) from 2022-01-07T14:16:50

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Follow along to the audio logs of Captain Jonathan Oralias, one of the first humans to travel into the Casa-Mal system after The Descent as he forg...

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Episode 170 - The Year Where Nothing Goes Wrong from 2022-01-03T10:00

You can curse us for jinxing this year only if you thank us for saving it.  Topics include Dain's predictions for 2022, a new contender for longest question answer ever as we discuss the intrica...

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Episode 169 (Nice) - Sexmas Spectacular 2021 from 2021-12-27T10:00

Did you think we forgot about Sexmas?  Did we actually forget about Sexmas because we recorded this entire month's worth of episodes in one week?  We'll never tell.  Join in our annual festiviti...

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Episode 168 - Booty Bomb from 2021-12-20T10:00

I know that it's been a tough couple of years, friends, but we need to stop putting things in our butts that shouldn't go in our butts.  Topics include and explosive anal surprise, being clear a...

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Episode 167 - Secret Sin from 2021-12-13T10:00

No one must know of or lay eyes upon the evil ichor my body produces whence thou givest me pleasure.  Topics include hitting your partner's nudes with an ol' thumbs up, verbiage for when you hav...

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Episode 166 - Same Ol‘ Titties from 2021-12-06T10:00

I've always said that the best part of waking up is just a little bit of salmon semen seeping into my morning coffee.  Topics include a fishy new material, a sneaky novel idea, falling into the ...

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Episode 165 - Slutbot (feat. Brianna Rader) from 2021-11-29T10:00

I, for one, welcome our future, sexy robot overlord.  This week we're joined by sexting AI, Slutbot, creator Brianna Rader to talk about all things sexting.  Topics include a guide to great sext...

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Episode 164 - Batman Voice Seduction from 2021-11-22T10:00

This episode we practice our Batman voices because we all know that's the only voice women respond to.  Topics include cat litter feng shui, how to compliment a penis other than size, over analy...

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Episode 163 - Hornymoon Phase from 2021-11-15T10:00

We've all heard about the honeymoon phase and that's cute... but what about the hornymoon phase?  Topics include dealing with exclusivity rejection, worrying about getting bored of your new part...

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Episode 162 - First Date Poo Crimes from 2021-11-08T10:00

Before you do anything, take a second and think to yourself, "Hey.  Did this happen in Dumb and Dumber?"  Topics include a really crappy first date, having the basic essentials of being an adult...

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Episode 161 - Closure Letter Guy from 2021-11-01T10:00

It doesn't matter how scathing or witty you think you were, everyone's going to laugh at your letter, dude.  Topics include ghosting expectations, the most genuine laughter is fake laughter, sho...

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Episode 160 - Attic Box for Mind Games from 2021-10-25T10:00

There are two things you don't want to do rummage through my secret attic box or piss me off and you've just done both.  Topics include dealing with a flat-earther, an artistic proposition, havi...

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Episode 159 - Bathe in Your You Goo from 2021-10-18T10:00

Get your pen and paper ready, folks!  At the end of the podcast we have a fun test that's actually not and actually sucks a lot.  Topics include why Tinder is the worst dating app, what you need...

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Episode 158 - It‘s CaptivUS, Not CapitvAS (feat. Angel Russell) from 2021-10-11T10:00

I hope you've got room in your fear vocabulary because we're about to add a whole bunch of new entries.  This week, we're joined by Angel Russell, our friend from sex supersite Tickle.Life who g...

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Episode 157 - First Date Nude Swap from 2021-10-04T10:00

After a month of the most chaotic recording schedule we've ever had, we're finally settling back into our proper rhythm, so sit back and expand your brains with this week's dose of dating and se...

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Episode 156 - Lunchroom Romeo from 2021-09-27T10:00

Imagine the world we could live in if you used your statistics powers for good instead of evil.  Fearing we haven't been answering a whole lot of questions lately, we bring another rapid-fire se...

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Episode 155 - Drake is a Garbage Human from 2021-09-20T10:00

I'll say it here, so that there is both written and recorded evidence, but I would fight Drake in the ring for the honour of all of Toronto.  Topics include when you're not invited to your girlf...

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Episode 154 - Gone Girl 2: Gone Harder from 2021-09-13T10:00

This may be our last episode as Dain travels to some non-descript farm in the rural mid-west to solve the biggest mystery of his life.  Topics include recommendations and warnings for dating/sel...

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Episode 153 - Toss It In Your Roommate from 2021-09-06T10:00

I don't want to get you too hyped, but I think we finally found our sign off and we definitely execute it perfectly.  Topics include the expectations in embarrassment, the abnormality of setting...

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Episode 152 - Stacy Sucksalot from 2021-08-30T10:10

There's got to be at least one person that has used their real name as their porn name and it makes sense that it would be Stacy Sucksalot.  Topics include the heat, a suspicious sunset snap, su...

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Episode 151 - Strong Goblin Energy from 2021-08-23T10:00

We're really on the fence about whether or not we love goblins, but we won't make our decision until we have all of the information.  Topics include the official launch of our Patreon, are there...

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Episode 150 - Ranch for the Table from 2021-08-16T10:00

This is exactly why we ask for separate bills, Jessica.  Topics include launching our Patreon, playing hard to get extremely poorly, adventures in inappropriate lube, the sinister undertones of ...

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Episode 149 - Plans with the Prince from 2021-08-09T10:00

Sometimes you've got plans with the prince and sometimes you've got a random booty call.  We don't know what the means and it doesn't matter if you do either.  Topics include not saying "I love ...

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Episode 148 - Kidnaptivating from 2021-08-02T10:00

There's a time and a place to brag about all your cool rocks and it's literally anywhere and always.  Topics include hitting on cuties at the beach with your really cool bucket, a masturbation t...

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Episode 147 - A Shoulder To Sleep On from 2021-07-26T10:00

Hey, Olympics stop being trash and let your athletes bone down (among other things).  Topics include getting She's All That'd, threesome troubles, how to not hit on the woman asleep on your shou...

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Episode 146 - Dave Matthews' Whole New World from 2021-07-19T10:00

This week Dain introduces Niall to a completely unheard of new musical act called The Dave Matthews Band.  Topics include sexy lyrics, not judging lowly scumbags, a long distance booty call, a p...

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Episode 145 - Surprised Butthole from 2021-07-12T10:00

Really?  You're actually going to make me giggle AT your butthole?  Topics include on-screen blowjob concerns, a troubling tattoo tribute, using your hobbies to your advantage, navigating kinks ...

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Episode 144 - Well, That's a Penis from 2021-07-05T10:00

If you've had a tough week and you're coming to your boys for a little bit of consistency... maybe skip this week?  Topics include does online dating suck, ignoring obvious red flags, answering ...

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Episode 143 - Tight Little Lobster Roll from 2021-06-28T10:00

Dain's all juiced up on that sweet Pfizer/Moderna cocktail and not even feeling like absolute hot garbage will stop him.  Topics include Sam and Bucky's relationship, guessing if your date expec...

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Episode 142 - Submerged in Squirt from 2021-06-21T10:00

Dain fought the Claw and the Claw won.  Topics include Batman's cunnilingus preference, a forlorn vibrator, a penis ejecting vagina, men complimenting men and the parent trip.

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Episode 141 - The Oral Bench from 2021-06-14T10:00

We're back to work for the first time in like seven months and if you think I've got the energy to come up with a real clever episode description, you can go STRAIGHT TO HELL.  Topics include ho...

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Episode 140 - Quantum Dad from 2021-06-07T10:00

No matter what you do today, it's what Dad wanted you to do.  Topics include a relationship split, squirting insecurities, the feeling like someone is watching you, ignoring red flags, the omnip...

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Episode 139 - Dain Ruins Rom-Coms from 2021-05-31T10:00

Look, someone had to say it, but your favourite rom-com couple probably broke up.  Topics include the dangers of grand gestures, integrating Tinder's Instagram integration into your dating, comp...

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Episode 138 - Tit for Cat from 2021-05-24T10:00

I'm not going to lie, if someone offered me really cute kittens, I'd probably have sex with them too.  Wait, I mean the person.  Not the kittens!  Topics include a suspiciously sexy feline pick-...

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Episode 137 - Sibling Cuddle Time from 2021-05-17T12:23:59

Turns out, after all this time, it's not the step-brother you need to fear, it's the REAL brother!  Topics include toxic relationship blackmail, the attractiveness of being direct, sibling jealo...

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Episode 136 - Hagrid Horniness from 2021-05-10T10:00

You ever reveal a kink to your partner and think, "I shouldn't have said that.  I should not have said that."  Topics include vaccines and nominations, a very big fetish for a very big man, ball...

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Episode 135 -The Boner Nose Mix-Up from 2021-05-03T10:00

Circle message: Y'all make me so horny, my eggplant emoji sneezes.  Send!  Topics include our Circle strategy, sexy sneezy situation, degradation play, the price of your wasted time, mom bod fet...

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Episode 134 - Quickies With Dad from 2021-04-26T10:00

In these trying times, it's important to have a quickie with not just your daughter, but everyone in your family.  Topics include a clueless dad, more Tinder tactics talk, the worst proposal sur...

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Episode 133 - Totally Not A Serial Killer from 2021-04-19T10:00

You know what they say, all the good ones are either taken or still alive.  Topics include arousing duvet related sexts, how to handle confusing consent,  if they only maybe like you, reciprocat...

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Episode 132 - Jizzua Tree from 2021-04-12T10:00

Sometimes you don't want to talk about U2, sometimes you need to.  Topics include top secret Dad folder, slobbering sex situation, making the perfect Together Breakfast, scientific semen tree sn...

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Episode 131 - Girth Brooks from 2021-04-05T10:00

Sure, 2020 was bad, but nothing is worse than finding out someone beat you to Girth Brooks.  Topics include, zombie sex robots, nude roommate blunder, nothing gay about pegging, finding your bad...

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Episode 130 - Snuffles Snarfed My Snippers from 2021-03-29T10:00

And as the last light of humanity slowly flickers away, the words echoed one last time, "I am immortal."  Topics include cryptic sex AIs, unhealthy ways to express doubts, when to a bail on catf...

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Episode 129 - Mudblood Mike from 2021-03-22T13:16:35

I don't have abs or a good brain, I'm pretty much House-Elf Mike.  Topics include a step-by-step guide to murder-staring, separating the desire for sex and masturbation, a fishy proposition, the...

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Episode 128 - Bugs Bunny's Big Rabbit Penis from 2021-03-15T10:09:05

Do you guys remember that scene in Space Jam where Bugs has an existential crisis over the size of his absolutely massive donger?  Topics include Niall and Dain's cancel culture corner, an indec...

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Episode 127 - The 20 Second Rule from 2021-03-08T10:00

This week's episode is a little shorter than usual, that's just to help us transition into a more manageable 20 second format.  Topics include the cure for insanity, bringing a gun to a genital ...

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Episode 126 - Jacksoff Dollop from 2021-03-01T10:00

If you're gonna cream your jeans, you might as well make it artistic.  Topics include breaking up but in the future, getting very excited by holding hands, love lockdowns and general relationshi...

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Episode 125 - I TikTok'd My Fortnite, Doc! from 2021-02-22T10:00

You know what they say, kids will be kids especially when crippling themselves while sexually pleasuring themselves.  Topics include a political hot-take, Sing your own D, living and dating with...

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Episode 124 - Live Every Day Like Your Girlfriend Says It's Your Last from 2021-02-15T10:00

Are psychic girlfriends becoming more common or are we now just waking up to reality?  Topics include a problematic predication, soup spilling seduction, learning where the dishes go, wanting yo...

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Episode 123 - Self-Defense Penis Popping from 2021-02-08T10:00

We do our best not provide you with solid advice, but we really want to stress that we don't think it's a good idea to do anything to your penis that would cause it to make any sort of audible n...

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Episode 122 - Niall's Condom Sack from 2021-02-01T10:00

I don't care who knows it: Leader of Men by Nickelback is a pretty good song.  Topics include recurring tattoo troubles, three round sex requirement, post-sex clean up techniques, what makes sex...

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Episode 121 - Thumbs Down That Ass from 2021-01-25T10:00

You can let a man down easy or you can let him down hard or you can thumb that ass right down.  Topics include a delightful ball experience that every man definitely wants, a baffling work (mayb...

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Episode 120 - Bluetooth Sleuth from 2021-01-18T09:00

I legally have to say that I'm not encouraging you to do crimes, but if you were going to do crimes... why not do them all?  Topics include Bluetooth detective work, naming your kid after your e...

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Episode 119 - Unaware Mistress from 2021-01-11T09:00

Okay, just hear me out, maybe someone is in a relationship with you and YOU don't know.  It could happen, right?  Topics include relationship follow-for-follow, the "s" word, the moral grounds o...

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Episode 118 - The Woman Depot from 2021-01-04T09:00

We did it!  We made it to 2021!  Now no one say anything about what kind of year it's going to be.  Topics include groundhog year, cousin porn, birthday shutdown, surgical sex stoppage, how to p...

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Episode 117 - Chinese Sex Donkey from 2020-12-28T09:00

Look, we've almost made it through 2020.  For the love of God, just stay clear of this donkey.  Topics include ranking your sexual partners, dangers of dating a witch, a textbook way to ruin Chr...

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Episode 116 - Sexmas Spectacular 2020 from 2020-12-21T09:00

We made it to everyone's favourite non-denominational festive holiday: SEXMAS!  Join us for a special episode where we take a break from answering questions to come up with a steamy erotica book...

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Episode 115 - Anal Mom (Step Mother Edition) from 2020-12-14T09:00

Stop what you're doing right now and go enter our Sexmas Giveaway!  Contest ends December 17th 2020, so get going!  Links are found further below.  Topics include celebrating a dead abuser, bein...

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Episode 114 - Good Teen Fun from 2020-12-07T09:00

There's a very big announcement involving Sexmas at the end of the show, so make sure you stay around to hear what we've got planned.  Or you could skip ahead to the end, but we know you wouldn'...

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Episode 113 - Spoonful of Cheese from 2020-11-30T09:00

During these trying times, its important to check in on your friends and see if they're doing okay especially if they were absolutely never doing okay.  Topics include an innovative use of bodil...

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Episode 112 - The XBox Live School of Parenting from 2020-11-23T09:00

We're just gonna let you listen to this podcast, but we're not giving it to you.  Please give us our podcast back now.  Topics include historical sex inventions, a reincarnated girlfriend, un-SI...

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Episode 111 - How to Categorize Women from 2020-11-16T09:00

Aren't you just sick and tired of never knowing whether you want to date, have sex with or just be friends with a woman?  Well, have we got a revolutionary trick for you this episode!  Topics in...

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Episode 110 - The Horny Truth About Coffee from 2020-11-09T09:00

Hey, America!  You did a good job and to celebrate we've got a very special episode in which we barely talk about politics because we had no idea what was going to happen when we recorded this. ...

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Episode 109 - Slurpin' Lady Soup from 2020-11-02T09:00

Welcome to this week's episode, if you'll give us a moment, we just have to finish half-heartedly deepthroating this dildo.  Topics include PS5 sadness, an abusive song, unexpected dildo desires...

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Episode 108 - The War on Boys from 2020-10-26T09:00

The lines have been drawn in the sand.  You're either with us or against us.  The War on Boys begins now!  Topics include a brief history of Canadian serial killers, virtual work dress codes, su...

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Episode 107 - Be More Like Chad Kroeger from 2020-10-19T09:00

If we could all just take a moment to reflect on our lives for a second and see how we could be a bit more like Canadian rock superstar Chad Kroeger the world would be a better place.  Topics in...

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Episode 106 - The Most Romantic Teenager from 2020-10-12T10:00

In this episode two very romantic adult men lament the troubles of being romantic teenage males.  Topics include only looking for sex online, threesome preparation, dealing with your partner hav...

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Episode 105 - Wife's Hot Friend Harem from 2020-10-05T09:00

Dain brings big dad energy to this one and Niall insults some brains.  Topics include fortunes found in foreskin, a murdery update, a rocky honeymoon phase, annoyingly platonic dick pics, being ...

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Episode 104 - Diary of a Swimpy Kid from 2020-09-28T01:56

This week we bring a very important update regarding #NoSimpSeptember which we definitely take very serious and don't mock at all.  Topics include women's inability to understand kindness, the h...

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Episode 103 - Penial Structural Integrity from 2020-09-21T10:00

We're usually on the same page when it comes to answering questions, but when we're not we get contention boi energy.  Topics include the terrifying power of WAP, just wanting to see some fat di...

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Episode 102 - Bouncing Bad from 2020-09-14T09:00

I don't know about you, Iron Man, but a Thanos snap doesn't seem like the worst idea right now.  Topics include a soupy Samurai seduction, losing your virginity with Mr. Stark, a post-break up b...

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Episode 101 - Sodomy Monster from 2020-09-07T10:00

Oh boy!  I don't know what to say about this one, y'all.  I suppose this is just the energy we're bringing to the 100s.  Topics include how to slow a dude's sex roll, how to bring a little 8 Mil...

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Episode 100 - Long Hard Clit from 2020-08-31T10:00

We've done it.  Somehow, we've made it to 100 episodes and we haven't missed a single one!  Thank you so much for being on this weird, sexy and sometimes audibly uncomfortable ride with us.  We ...

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Episode 99 - Velvety Red Blossoming Delivery Truck from 2020-08-24T10:00

Celebrate Episode 100 with us by sending in a short voice message to fbuddiespodcast[at]gmail.com! This week's train wreck of a title is the result of a terrible experiment cooked up by Niall. ...

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Episode 98 - Instagram Toe-Licking 101 from 2020-08-17T10:00

Terrible personalities, horrible podcast.  Don't even bother.  Topics include small penis sibling comfort, a horny milk update, an accidental first date text, being too available, approach empat...

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Episode 97 - Wish.com's James Franco from 2020-08-10T10:00

We got a break from the scorching heat here in Toronto, so we took advantage by using our very big brains to answer your questions with perfect clarity this week.  Topics include Pokemon passion...

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Episode 96 - Horny Milk (feat. Shakun Sethi) from 2020-08-03T10:00

This week we have an exciting guest, Shakun Sethi, the founder and CEO of Tickle.Life, a website that can only be described as a sexuality megasite.  Topics include parent safe glory hole descri...

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Episode 95 - Semi-Full Time Cowboy from 2020-07-27T10:00

This week Dain confronts Niall about a terrible crime and a whole new conspiracy reveals itself.  Topics include astral hexing, expectations for a romantic picnic, emotional cheating, the right ...

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Episode 94 - The Dream Gambit from 2020-07-20T10:00

We bring some real bad energy at the top of this episode because sometimes you just got to let it all out, but don't worry, we get to that good stuff in no time.  Topics include not allowed to b...

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Episode 93 - Ghost Girlfriend Surprise from 2020-07-13T10:00

I know we say it a lot, but I think this one is the sweatiest episode ever.  Even in the middle of a heatwave here in Toronto, we get in our murder-sweat-closest to record an episode to keep you...

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Episode 92 - Ragdoll Facial from 2020-07-06T10:00

This week we buckle down and get to business with possibly the most questions we've ever answered in one episode.  We've set a dangerous precedent, but don't get too used to it, this much focus ...

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Episode 91 - Phat Yoni Energy from 2020-06-29T10:00

Crack open an ice cold beer that may or may not include someone's genital bacteria and enjoy this week's episode!  Topics include the mystical yoni, how to recover after losing a fight, a politi...

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Episode 90 - Pride MEGAsode (feat. Kyle Crawford) from 2020-06-22T10:00

It's the time of year, y'all!  Happy Pride!  And what would Pride be without our annual Pride episode and with our favourite co-host Kyle Crawford?  In dependable fashion, Kyle brings a brand ne...

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Episode 89 - The Impossible Toilet from 2020-06-15T10:00

We're back to our regularly scheduled programming in the hopes that we can be a little bit of light in an otherwise bleak time.  We hang out in the bathroom for probably too long in this episode...

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Black Lives Matter from 2020-06-08T10:00

This week we take a step back from our usual show to use our platform to support the Black Lives Matter. Books recommendations: 

'Why Are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafet...

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Episode 88 - How Sexy Is Dain's Dad? from 2020-06-01T10:00

The world is chaos at the moment.  We recorded this episode before madness descended, so we hope that we can provide a slice of normalcy and maybe even a smile during these times of pain and hea...

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Episode 87 - Banging Grandma While Jesus Watches from 2020-05-25T10:00

A brief apology for some of the audio issues this week, my microphone decided to crank itself to 11 while we were recording, but thanks to modern technology, we were able to fix the issue for th...

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Episode 86 - Super Penis Cocktail from 2020-05-18T09:00

It's hard to come up with these episode descriptions when all I do is sit around all day re-watching Community and working on a digital farm, but, hey, someone's got to do it.  Topics include cr...

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Episode 85 - Elusive Pirate from 2020-05-11T12:12:17

In the interest of safety, we respectfully ask that you remain six feet away from your podcast player while listening to this week's episode.  You can't be too safe.  Topics include sideways bon...

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Episode 84 - Matthew's Famous Brisket from 2020-05-04T08:00

Look, we know you've got a lot on your mind.  Deadly pandemic, murder hornets... full body mythical creature tattoos.  We're here to take your mind off all this craziness for a hot, sexy hour.  ...

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Episode 83 - Baby Black Market from 2020-04-27T08:00

This week we start off pretty butt-centric, but don't worry, we branch out.  Niall gives a much needed health update and Dain is worried about the careers of porn writers.  Topics include a frog...

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Episode 82 - Mattress Wife from 2020-04-20T08:00

This is a good one, friends.  We barely even have to try to keep the recent unpleasantness from seeping into this one.  The only downside is that we do talk politics for awhile, but... like, not...

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Episode 81 - Two Birds, One Ball-Gag (feat. Suzannah Weiss) from 2020-04-13T07:00

This week we bring on our first honest-to-goodness sexpert!  We may be stuck inside due to the recent unpleasantness, but that doesn't mean we can't reach out across this fine Internet and conne...

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Episode 80 - Flushing Your Gage Stash from 2020-04-06T07:00

We've officially declared this week a NOVID-Nonteen episode.  We don't talk about the recent unpleasantness and get back to what we're meant to do: serve up the best sex and dating advice you ca...

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Episode 79 - Kevin's Dirty Dildo Dishwasher from 2020-03-30T02:03:47

I swear to God, Kevin, if I see one more dildo you're out of this quarantine.  Topics include a COVID-19 check in, relationships going platonic, breaking up in isolation, not being able to lie a...

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Episode 78 - Scrotal Distancing from 2020-03-23T03:00:02

Much like the state of the world, it's a bit of a strange one this week, folks.  We're practicing social distancing and therefore are recording remotely, so we apologize for the audio quality.  ...

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Episode 77 - Flatulent Cat from 2020-03-16T02:04:02

The world is a bit wild right now, y'all.  Whether you're self-isolating, social distancing or just need something to take your mind off of the craziness, we hope this week's episode provides a ...

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Episode 76 - Saloon-Style Semen Spittoon from 2020-03-09T01:21:45

Oh boy, have we done it this week.  If you like your episodes filthy with a healthy dose of ranting and tangents, you're in for a treat.  But, listen, y'all.  We got plans, so we're going to mak...

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Episode 75 - Gag The Raven, Nevermore from 2020-03-02T00:00:05

We get wild pretty much right off the bat in this one, friends.  This episode is all about that cool, cool penis energy and not at all about Nazi pubes.  Topics include loud parent sex, a nefari...

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Episode 74 - Bad Lover or Great Murderer? from 2020-02-24T01:47:15

Don't be scared by our rocky start, this episode is still packed to the brim with that good advice and plenty of trips to Tangent City.  Topics include a cryptic door note, how to pamper your fu...

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Episode 73 - The Altruism of Steven Tinder from 2020-02-17T02:46:42

We may have missed Valentine's Day, but that doesn't mean you don't need dating advice anymore.  In fact, with our inadvertent ignoring of the big V-D, you may need our advice more than ever!  T...

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Episode 72 - Pretty Little Woman from 2020-02-10T02:06:22

Welcome to this week's podcast episode where we fail to correctly identify or reference anything that has to do with pop culture or classic literature!  Topics include finding a boyfriend who is...

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Episode 71 - To Pee Or Not To Pee from 2020-02-03T01:29:39

Well, the big sports game is over and we barely talked about it.  What we did talk about is the pressing concerns you all have about dating and sex.  Topics include moving on and learning to tru...

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Episode 69+1 - Drive By Seduction from 2020-01-27T02:59:21

Hey, y'all wanna make a stape?  Come on, we could both have a stape to remember our time together.  Also, don't freak out by the episode numbering, it's a dumb joke that we'll only do once.  Top...

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Episode 69 - The Race to Save 69 from 2020-01-20T02:01:39

 We finally did it.  We made it to episode 69 and let me be completely honest with you, we didn't plan anything for it.  Not at all.  We do, however, come up with more brilliant ideas for TV sho...

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Episode 68 - A Full Grown Vin Diesel from 2020-01-13T00:00

This week we talk about our resolutions and also do some real deep diving on the hottest Vin Diesel education history.  Topics include expressing your love, how to welcome home a returning lover...

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Episode 67 - Plenty of Beef from 2020-01-06T02:44:55

New Year, same Pod!  I think I made that joke last year too, but I'll do what I want because it's 2020.  Topics include Sharon Stone's dating profile, heely in or heely out, triggering PTSD duri...

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Episode 66 - The Soft Curves of Ralph Wiggum from 2019-12-30T03:56:02

Hey 2019.  You were pretty buckwild and messed a lot of people's stuff up, but if we're being honesty here... you were pretty good to us.  So, thanks, but let's make room for 2020 now, baby.  To...

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Episode 65 - Second Annual Sexmas Spectacular (2019) from 2019-12-23T00:00

It's the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaar!  It's time for our second annual Sexmas Spectacular.  This week, YOU gifted US with a ton of your festive questions and we happily answer them with ...

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Episode 64 - Exit Pursued By Bear (Named Gary) from 2019-12-16T00:00

This week we drink wine and argue about what kind of clothing Shrek wears.  Topics include bossy reds, meme deal breakers, freeloading sex critique, trash dick, saying the wrong name, and Dain's...

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Episode 63 - Dog Boyfriend from 2019-12-09T03:09:30

Last week we indulged ourselves in a little game, but this week we get right into the meaty, juicy good stuff that you all come here for: advice.  And let me tell you, we have got some doozies t...

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Episode 62 - Wham Bam Arby's Slam! (feat. Kyle Crawford) from 2019-12-02T02:26:24

You're in for a real treat today, friends.  Now, I will warn you that this one is a bit off the rails, but we've got your favourite guest boy back in the closet.  That's right, Kyle Crawford joi...

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Episode 61 - Poppin' Placentas from 2019-11-25T00:00

In a very special episode we celebrate the greatest of days, Dain's birthday.  To commemorate thirty-two beautiful years on this planet, we pool our collective knowledge into an infinite pool of...

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Episode 60 - Snapchat Sleeper Cell from 2019-11-18T00:00

Despite many cat related technical difficulties, we managed to record this episode for your listening pleasure.  We only had to start and stop recording like three times, but we did it.  Also, i...

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Episode 59 - One Hundred John Cusacks from 2019-11-11T02:01:27

The spookiness of October is far behind us now and the cold winter chill has begun to creep into the closet.  Dain brings a much needed update on an on-going saga and Niall reveals our first lis...

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Episode 58 - The Choicest Babar Porn from 2019-11-04T10:39:45

With only a few residual spook-stains from Spooktober, we roll into, in Dain's opinion, the best month of November.  As the crisp fall breeze gives way to the cold winter wind, let us keep you w...

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Episode 57 - Spooktacular 2019: The Spite Witch (feat. Cydney Penner) from 2019-10-28T02:38:16

Good day, boos and ghouls (and everyone in between or outside of).  Welcome to our first ever official Spooktacular!  That's right, you're used to the hottest sex advice, but this time around we...

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Episode 56 - Family Threesome from 2019-10-21T01:00

Niall's had a bad day, so we sing about it.  We actually do a lot of singing in this episode.  Maybe too much.  Topics include respectful break-ups, the importance of D&D, drugging your wife, lo...

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Episode 55 - Slippery Steve's Soul Patch from 2019-10-14T02:40:58

This week Niall makes a really good joke.  I mean, like, he makes a really, really good joke.  And if that doesn't make you horny, Dain brings back a baffling previous question-asker for a much ...

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Episode 54 - Luke Warm Steve Austin from 2019-10-07T00:13:48

Oh boy.  We enter year two hard this week by, maybe, just maybe, revealing we've secretly been terrible people (Dain especially) all along.  But that's okay because we accidentally start this we...

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Episode 53 - Clap Alien Cheeks from 2019-09-30T02:00

We've done it!  We made it a whole year, didn't miss a single episode and somehow climbed to the top 50 sex podcasts in Canada.  We celebrate with a special long episode of this here podcast.  A...

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Episode 52 - Drippy Darnell from 2019-09-23T00:44:53

Summer 2: The Sequel to Summer is here and we're back to being sweaty closet boys, but that doesn't stop us from providing you ever hotter dating and sex advice.  Topics include being too passiv...

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Episode 51 - The Tenacity of Banana Mammal from 2019-09-16T03:11:44

This week we celebrate hitting the top 200 sexuality podcasts in Canada by once again inadvertently making an episode with a common theme; Dump.  His.  Ass.  Look, we're all about communication ...

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Episode 50 - You're Grounded, Reggie! from 2019-09-09T01:12:40

Look, sometimes you need to play the long game and this week, we have the hottest strategies for getting back at those dang pesky in-laws.  Topics include getting grounded, dating a night owl wh...

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Episode 49 - Yommy Mommy from 2019-09-02T01:31:37

This week Dain wrangles a drunken Niall through the episode, but not without dropping some serious revelations.  Niall comes up with the best and worst relationship analogies.  Topics include a ...

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Episode 48 - Sand Castle Bully from 2019-08-26T00:40:21

We stop messing around this week and finally talk about what everyone's been begging us for: BEACH GAME.  That's right, we got covered better than Niall's super expensive boy body oil.  Topics i...

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Episode 47 - Breaking the Banjo String from 2019-08-19T02:18:39

We've done gone and done it this week, that's right.  It's first ever podcast unboxing.  We then aggressively tackle a single Agent's questions with a few delves into the Reddit reservoir while ...

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Episode 46 - The Adventures of Boomerang Man from 2019-08-12T01:59:52

We're just a couple of sweaty, melty, hot boys this week.  The closet has reached peak summer temperatures and the only thing saving us is this new, chill energy from not recording on our usual ...

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Episode 45 - Cargo Shorts Boner from 2019-08-05T01:33:50

Look, maybe I'm drunk while I upload this.  Maybe we were drunk while we recorded this.  You can't prove anything, also we're grown ass men we can do whatever we want.  Topics include over-cummi...

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Episode 44 - Your Special Bee Treasure from 2019-07-29T00:53:56

Niall has a sore butt and brings a forbidden book into the closet.  Dain finds an incredible resource and new personal hero.  Topics include a polite rejection response, the tragic bee coma, a p...

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Episode 43 - The One About Boundaries from 2019-07-22T01:35:02

This one goes out to all of our boundary respecting listeners!  It's rare that our episodes ever have a cohesive theme and it's especially unlikely when they do because we literally don't plan a...

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Episode 42 - Eat An Ass, Save A Life from 2019-07-15T01:54:04

Do we ever get into it today, friends.  If there was a checklist of things you'd want us to talk about on our podcast, I'm going to assume we've checked all of those boxes.  Flaccid dicks, butth...

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Episode 41 - Horny At The Dirty Pool from 2019-07-08T10:15:24

Every once in awhile a question so poignant, so exceptional, so mind-boggling buck-wild comes along and makes you re-think everything you've ever known.  This week, we answer that question.  Top...

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Episode 40 - Min-Maxing Your Oppression from 2019-07-01T01:29:52

We're not sure we're going to make it through the summer in this here recording closet.  This week, we're barely clothed and summer has just begun.  But shedding our clothing also means we're sh...

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Episode 39 - A Japanese Salty Dish from 2019-06-24T02:32:34

This week we got one of our most bewildering Facebook questions (and that's saying a lot!), but like true professionals (disclaimer: we are NOT professionals) we're still brave enough to tackle ...

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Episode 38 - Gay's Anatomy (2019 Pride Episode feat. Kyle Crawford) from 2019-06-17T00:58:27

He's back, baby!  To celebrate our first official Pride episode we really had no choice but to bring back everyone's favourite gay guest host, Kyle Crawford!  As usual, things get wild in the cl...

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Episode 37 - Much Ado About Piss from 2019-06-10T00:59:53

We kick off Pride Month with an episode almost primarily about urine!  They don't have anything to do with each other (unless, of course, you're into that sort thing), it's just the way it all s...

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Episode 36 - Virginity Tight Five from 2019-06-03T00:45:23

Oh boy.  This week Dain is deep in that cold medication high and Niall is still recovering from being blasted, Baja-style.  We kind of blew up over night on Facebook and got flooded with message...

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Episode 35 - The "Science" of Nipples from 2019-05-27T02:28:10

Dain doesn't wanna brag, y'all, but he made it through an entire recording session without dropping his phone while Niall manages to stay alive while recovering from a weekend trip with the lads...

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Episode 34 - Bum Jelly from 2019-05-20T01:00

Hey, friends.  Have you got $100?  Can we have it?  We love you.  Topics include baby-making possibilities on Tinder, dancing away from your problems, thicc or thick, nightly blowjobs, best frie...

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Episode 33 - Friend Brothel from 2019-05-13T03:26:25

The closet is less crowded this week as we've returned to the tried and true format of just two boys in the room bringing you the freshest dating and sex advice.  Dain brings a much anticipated ...

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Episode 32 - Gay Time Traveler (feat. Kyle Crawford) from 2019-05-06T02:55:03

We did it.  They said we couldn't do it, but we did it.  We fit exactly one more boy in this closet to host our very first guest on the show, Kyle Crawford!  Ironically, it just so happens to be...

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Episode 31 - Dick Tenderizer from 2019-04-29T02:49:19

This is the first episode in a few weeks that we don't go completely off-the-rails by the end of things and we're not too sure how we feel about that.  This week we bring an exciting conclusion ...

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Episode 30 - James McAvoy's Cumbox from 2019-04-22T00:22:21

420 blaze it, squad.  We know we're a few days late, but we're hot-boxing the hell out of the closet and this week our advice isn't the only thing that's dank.  We are 100% professional, crunchy...

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Episode 29 - Dry Mans and Plurbis from 2019-04-15T01:24:15

I feel like we say this a lot, but, man, this episode got away from us.  We're still coming in hot with that advice you so desperately crave, but we're also coming at you with a whole lot of ext...

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Episode 28 - Red Flag Burrito from 2019-04-08T01:00

Hey friends!  We hope you enjoyed our master prank for April Fool's!  We're back to the show you know and love now and this week we're bringing you all levels of cringe.  Topics include unprotec...

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New Guys - S03E01: All In from 2019-04-01T03:42:46

We finally got there, (one of) Dain's favourite episode(s)!  We go 'ALL IN' to the season three premiere after the cliff-hanger ending of season two and start talking about our least favourite p...

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Episode 27 - A Shitty Situation from 2019-03-25T01:00

Oh baby.  Winter is over and Spring Fever has begun to set in.  But don't you worry your frisky little minds because we're here to offer you another freshly grown heaping of dating and sex advic...

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Episode 26 - Unintentional Sploshing from 2019-03-18T11:17:26

We're back to our regularly scheduled podcasting!  Last week we took a break from the usual format to celebrate 25 episodes, but now we've jumped right back into that dirty, sticky sex advice yo...

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Episode 25 - Origin Story from 2019-03-11T02:45:21

Holy sweet hell, friends.  We've made it to episode 25 and to celebrate we're poppin' bottles and taking a break from our usual format in order to address our favourite subject: ourselves!  In t...

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Episode 24 - Dad Debacle from 2019-03-04T00:00

I know it's not Halloween, but this Momo challenge has got us spooked!  Take your mind off of that wide-eyed monster and educate yourself with this week's hot offerings of dating and sex advice ...

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Episode 23 - Totally Not A Dying Alien from 2019-02-25T00:00

Niall enjoyed a few (and by few I mean ten) cocktails prior to recording and yet we still somehow managed to keep this train running!  We revisit embarrassing stories thanks to listener submissi...

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Episode 22 - A Clandestine Sniff from 2019-02-18T00:00

We're done with themed holiday episodes for awhile now and Dain couldn't be happier!  And sure, we may have said that we were going to be brief (even quoted Shakespeare), but that doesn't mean t...

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Episode 21 - Will You Pee My Valentine? from 2019-02-11T00:00

Another holiday means another themed episode!  In what could possibly be our most contentious episode to date, we butt heads on the significance of Valentine's Day and how to act during it.  Top...

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Episode 20 - Ass Treachery from 2019-02-04T01:38:46

We know.  You're absolutely sick of hearing about the Super Bowl, Tom Brady and Adam Levine's nipples.  Don't worry, your buddies have got you covered with a 100% Super Bowl free episode this we...

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Episode 19 - The Baked Beans Betrayal from 2019-01-28T00:00

In effort to divert menacing social media messages, we've made sure to get this episode to you in the promptest of fashions.  We dive into a new bottle of whiskey this week and, keeping traditio...

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Episode 18 - Quit Horsin' Around! from 2019-01-21T11:21:51

It's the coldest day, probably ever, and we're here to keep you warm with our hottest sex advice.  Coming off the howling wolf blood moon last night, we've got a collection of wild questions and...

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Episode 16 - Always Go Full Daddy from 2019-01-14T03:04:44

Oh, baby.  We cut the nonsense and get right into the dating and sex advice this week because it's 2019 and we're trying to be better podcast hosts.  You know, except when Niall refuses to wear ...

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Episode 15 - Lock N' Grind from 2019-01-07T00:00:24

New year, new pod!  Dain comes in hot with the best addition to the podcast since we started buying better whiskey!  Let's make this year of great sex and we're here to help you with everything ...

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Episode 14 - Johnny Wolf's Sweat Cave from 2018-12-31T02:49:16

So long, 2018!  Ring in the New Year with your favourite buddies as we dish out this year's last servings of sexy knowledge to help you navigate the troubling time that is New Year's Eve.  We're...

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Episode 13 - The Sexmas Spectacular! from 2018-12-24T00:01

Hello friends!  It's Sexmas time in Tangent City and we're bringing you a brand new, extra long holiday special!  We tackle all of your festive, sexy questions delivering up the holiest of advic...

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Episode 12 - Cheese String Dick Leash from 2018-12-16T23:01

Hello, friends!  This week, we are finally showing our true colours as absolute non-professionals by accidentally recording on our laptop mic instead of our real mic which means the audio qualit...

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Episode 11 - Sex Books from 2018-12-09T23:01

It's the most wonderful time... of the week.  That's right!  A brand new episode packed to the brim with all the dating and sex advice we're legally allowed to put into a single audio file.  We ...

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Episode 10 - Ham-Candle from 2018-12-02T23:01

We made it into the double digits!  We celebrate by giving you more of the sex and dating advice you need, didn't know you needed and maybe didn't want.  Topics include butt-grab defense force, ...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 9 - Butt Paranoia from 2018-11-25T23:01

It's the day after Dain's birthday and not even that sweet birthday hangover can stop us from bring that deliciously dirty dating and sex advice that you so desperately need.  Topics include pet...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 8 - Capoeira Time Paradox from 2018-11-19T00:20:13

Things go off the rails this week as we plow straight into Tangent City.  It gets weird, it gets messy and we start to peel back the layers of our nemesis Dan's origin.  Topics include a questio...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 7 - Sweet Dick Energy from 2018-11-12T02:09:14

Dain survived a vicious caterpillar attack in New Orleans and has rejoined Niall to bring you hot, sticky, southern charm-filled advice.  Grab yourself a glass of sweet tea and pull up a chair b...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 6 - Chronicles of Riddim: Squirm Protocol from 2018-11-04T23:01

Even when Dain is in New Orleans, the sex advice train cannot be stopped, unless you ask it to because consent is important.  Topics include wild sex, the silent starfish and the least sexiest s...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 5 - The Dickly Hallows from 2018-10-29T02:28:01

Carve your pumpkins, find a random profession to turn sexy, and get ready to sink your fangs into our Halloween Spooktacular!  That's right, this week, just in time for everyone's favourite holi...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 4 - The Big Pick-Up Technique from 2018-10-22T16:13:29

With a mildly dated song in our heart, we come in hot this week with the most legal, freshest, and most importantly, the dankest dating and sex advice. Topics include solving the Tinder algorith...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 3 - Playing Stevsie from 2018-10-14T21:49

Things get a little serious this episode when we turn the lens inward for a some self-reflection and discuss the darkest of days. Topics include making male friends, fuck buddies, anal instrumen...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 2 - Infinite Sex Arms from 2018-09-29T17:52

We're back for round two! Ring the alarm because it's about to get dirrty. We take a trip to Sex City this episode and focus on all that good, nasty stuff. Topics include rescuing your wayward n...

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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast
Episode 1 - Meat Cubes and Meet Cuties from 2018-09-29T17:19

Our very first episode! We're here to take all of your sticky, sexy questions and turn them into sexy, sticky situations. Topics covered in this episode include ghosting, making a man feel sexy ...

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