Podcasts by F*ck Me Dead Podcast

Update: Big Papa Huge Time from 2023-12-10T21:00

Apologies that we don't have an episode this week, life is crazy!

We'll have an episode for you next week, 18/12/2023

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Episode 104: Ice Scream from 2023-11-26T20:30

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about overreacting to spoilers, stealing beers from a river, a man suing a hospital for a billion dollars and a fire bombing

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Episode 103: Too Many Long Floppy Things from 2023-11-12T20:00

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk a man with no pants, a foot and too many snakes

Next episode will be released: 27/11/2023

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Episode 102: I have Ned Kelly's skull in my kitchen from 2023-10-29T20:00

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about Celine Dion terrorising a city in New Zealand, a creep, the haunted Wakehurst Parkway and a kiwi!

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Epsiode 101: A Couple of Croc Lovers from 2023-10-15T20:30

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk a flesh eating bacteria, ants and playing Age of Empires and it finally happens again - the last story we both picked the same one, we talk about how hel...

Epsiode 100: A Century Of Shit from 2023-10-01T20:30

Episode 100 is finally here! 🥳Enjoy this completely unscripted and unplanned episode where we reminisce on old episodes and talk about the podcast in general

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Episode 99: Remember, All I'm Offering is a Podcast. Nothing More from 2023-09-17T20:30

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about bad smells, a man with an extraordinarily large forehead and looners causing a disturbance Next episode will be released: 02/10/2023 Get in touch...

Episode 98: Not Mushroom For Thought from 2023-09-03T20:30

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about mushrooms, poop, expensive rent and worms Next episode will be released: 18/09/2023 Get in touch: Email us - fmedeadpodcast@gmail.com Follow us - Tw...

Episode 97: Help me Hard Solo, You’re My Only Hope from 2023-08-20T21:34:24

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about people being big mad about Hard Solo, a teacher doing meth at school, a shitty landlord and a overbearing parent Next episode will be released: 04/09...

Epeesode 96: PP from 2023-08-06T19:52

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about twins, possums, poles and piss

Next episode will be released: 21/08/2023

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Episode 95: Chris Hemsworth Lightning Penis from 2023-07-23T20:30

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about aliens, landlords being the worst, a lame attempted robbery and a penis garden

Next episode will be released: 07/08/2023

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Episode 94: Flipper Licking Good from 2023-07-09T20:30

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about Diablo advertisements reminding a person of lock down, the dangerous world of jumping castles in Melbourne, seals at KFC and Australia not being ha...

Episode 93: Plastic Banana Penis from 2023-06-25T20:30:40

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about bad behaviour at Maccas, an escort claiming worker's compensation, finding a car that you sold many years beforehand on Gumtree and a poo bomb<...

Episode 92: Donut Blame Us from 2023-06-11T20:30:02

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about kids killing feral cats, a nurse doing something they probably shouldn't, a pub/clubs free drinks policy based on bra size and a kangaroo named...

Episode 91: Bucket, why not? from 2023-05-28T21:00:42

In this weeks episode Amanda and CJ talk about fairy bread, some unwanted mail, the most magnificent bucket to ever exist and a tale of a great grandmother and her cannabis butter

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Episode 90: CJ Not Live and Somewhat Cut from 2023-05-14T20:00:54

In this weeks episode Amanda is out with covid so CJ tells you a wild tale to get you through to the next episode

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Episode 89: Where's my Platypus from 2023-05-01T00:43:15

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a woman using a dead man to get out of a fine, how Winston Churchill desperately wanted a platypus, a guy getting busted by the cops from ordering...

Episode 88: Damn, It Do Be Like That from 2023-04-16T20:30:01

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about rapper music not being allowed at the Easter Show, a mammoth meatball, child labour and sex dolls selling out for an unusual reason

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Episode 87: Sorry for the PUNishment from 2023-04-02T21:00:17

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about residents in NZ being anonymously sausaged, children being seriously burnt by the Australian sun, a kid with a golf ball stuck up his butt and rip...

Episode 86: Fuck Me Dead 2 - Fuck Harder from 2023-03-19T20:00:15

We're back! With a couple of changes - we're moving to fortnightly episodes so our next ep will release on 03/04/2023

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk entire...

We're Back from 2023-03-05T21:00:43

WE'RE BACK!!!
Our first episode back will be live on Monday, 20th March 2023

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Hiatus from 2021-10-05T18:00

Goodbye for now, thank you so much for all the support over the last two years. You'll never know how much it meant to us <3

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Episode 85: Minnie Dean, The Baby Farmer from 2021-09-28T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a body mod artist who might be responsible for his clients death, drones and birds, Australia's most notorious croc attack, teenage boys doin...

Episode 84: Rum Fuelled Snake Orgy from 2021-09-21T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about an assisted suicide (that was really murder), a horrible note left on a car for no reason, unvaccinated people to be welcome in some NSW businesse...

Episode 83: Dickheads n Dolphins from 2021-09-14T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about  a racist real estate ad, people doing the wrong thing during the pandemic, a brawl in a KFC parking lot, Dick Pussy again, a horrifying Australia...

Episode 82: Loots n Poops from 2021-09-07T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a very ineffective NZ lock down protest, a megachurch in Sydney that was busted spreading misinformation, new NZ terrorist laws, a vegan protestin...

Special: No Anything from 2021-08-31T19:00

Unfortunately we don't have a real episode for you this week, but what we do have is 10 minutes of complaining

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Episode 81: Doom and Gloom in NSW from 2021-08-24T19:00

TRIGGER WARNING:  Our second story contains references to a paedophile, if this is triggering for you when you hear the warning in the episode, please skip forward to 37mins 30seconds
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Episode 80: A Pooculiar Place from 2021-08-17T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about murder, covid workers being abused, a woman who offered a better photo for her mug shot, 12 crashes in the same front yard, a bird that saved a li...

Episode 79: Sexy Australian Vampires from 2021-08-10T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a murderer complaining about his jail sentence, taking chucking a sickie to the extreme, how Australian English is changing, a terrible car crash,...

Episode 78: Call A Shark At Your Local Bup from 2021-08-03T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man denying that he took a machete to his mother, big cats (yet again), shark calling, Dieter Brummer's sad passing, a fun misspelling and ...

Episode 77: Like in the Cartoons from 2021-07-27T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man escaping hotel quarantine using bed sheets, a dorito going for $20k, a horrible case of animal cruelty, a crime being solved by a leech, bac...

Episode 76: Hitmen Have Standards from 2021-07-20T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about the Prime Minister shitting himself, a terrible car crash, a fire that started from someone cooking steak in a toaster,  a woman who crashed her o...

Episode 75: It Happened from 2021-07-13T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about deer penis being a lucrative export for New Zealand, a deer startling naked sunbathers, why echidna penis' are so weird, God showing up at a ...

Episode 74: CJ's Weekend Adventure from 2021-06-29T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a UK pub using Aussie slang to get away with being creepy, saving a plane, a horrific assault on an elderly member of the community,  how those ba...

Episode 73: Democracy Manifest from 2021-06-22T19:00

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Episode 72: This Episode, is Haunted. from 2021-06-15T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a big ass tree, $9,000 houseplants, a heckin haunt in Guyra, a random house destruction, a haunted Liquorland and a cat on a map!

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Episode 71: GTA 6 Perth City from 2021-06-08T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a deer running around in Melbourne Streets, giant thongs,  a safe with a condom in it,  a crazy police chase, a farmer using a creative way to get...

Episode 70: Hello John from 2021-06-01T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about money that was stuffed down a toilet,  the mouse plague returns went a vengeance, possible evidence of a Yowie sighting, disabled car parks remove...

Episode 69: Nice from 2021-05-25T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a NZ guy with an extreme foot fetish, myths about sex you still believe, peanut worms, some real life sex stories, our own weird 'dating&apos...

Fuck Me Dead: Quickie from 2021-05-18T19:00

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Episode 68: The Ghost of Pub Crawls Past from 2021-04-27T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man trying to decriminalise incest in Australia, a woman giving birth in a bike lane, tram boy, a ghost on a dash cam,  the longest pub crawl ev...

Episode 67: Start Tragic, End Wacky from 2021-04-20T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a woman dying in a charity bin, sending your boss over two hundred texts, a boat exploding, Narabeen monster, Larry La Trobe and getting so drunk ...

Episode 66: A Funny Place for Stabbing from 2021-04-13T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a big mango that somehow went missing, mullets being banned, being stabbed in the butt, a woman who was accused of poisoning her son, panadol bein...

Episode 65: George The Hero from 2021-04-06T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ revisit that Melbourne cafe owner whose staff have now turned on him, a cow carcass turning up on a beach, Australia's most hated man being a dickhead a...

Episode 64: Wombat Shitpost from 2021-03-23T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a cat bite that went very wrong, no more cake at school, an opinion piece that no one should listen to, a cow at a beach,  a controversial photo a...

Episode 63: No that's kiwi for... not that? from 2021-03-16T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a tragic car accident,  a man who posted himself to Australia, yet another nazi,  a heckin haunt, a principal who has some serious internalised mi...

Episode 62: A Bunch Of Crappy Men from 2021-03-09T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a whinging Melbourne cafe owner,  a jawbone that washed up on a beach,  a man too fat to go to jail, a far right group in The Grampians, a Covidio...

Episode 61: Bonk, Go to Horny Jail from 2021-03-02T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a mouse plague, yet another samurai sword attack, another weird crime, a random giant pig turning up, a woman refusing to sleep with her partner i...

Episode 60: Don't Eat That from 2021-02-23T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about another dude waving a sword around,  a really painful plant, vaccines, a guy who died from eating a slug, two guys who got lost hunting snails and...

Episode 59: Cocaine and Viagra from 2021-02-16T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about even more teen stabbings,  a coke and Viagra fueled rampage from a real estate agent, a spider causing a boat accident, people allegedly keeping  ...

Episode 58: The Antwerp Demon Posession from 2021-02-09T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about even more teen stabbings,  people drowning in cyclone season, a demonic possession, puppy thefts, a brawl in a bubble tea shop and a waterfall of ...

Episode 57: Where's My Sex Toy? from 2021-02-02T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about more teenage stabbings, the man who cannot be tased, an ape getting out of its enclosure,  a restaurant went viral for being honest,  a snake in a...

Episode 56: Bunyips and Yowies from 2021-01-26T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about sex advice from Hillsong, a teenage boy getting stabbed in broad daylight, a man pooping in someone's back yard, a man living in someone&apos...

Episode 55: Screams in Incel from 2021-01-19T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about poor attitudes towards young hospo workers, a pigeon who may or may not be American,  a serial Tinder creep,  a guy who can't stop drinking a...

Episode 54: Bad Business, Terrible People, Worse Sex Advice from 2021-01-12T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man who ended up in the mouth of a whale, landlords living in their tenants backyard, an awful case of animal cruelty, a nurse who was disciplin...

Episode 53: New Year, Same Shit from 2021-01-05T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about glow in the dark wombats,  bull sharks in backyards, accidentally buying 1,000 chickens, kangaroos attacking, pythons hiding in bins and the thing...

Special Episode: F*ck Me Dead, Live and Uncut from 2020-12-22T18:00

This week is a special episode! Audio ripped from our lives tream international special on 20/12/2020. Amanda and CJ share some of their favourite international stories

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Episode 52: “A dingo’s got my baby” - Lindy Chamberlain from 2020-12-15T18:00

WE MADE IT TO A YEAR! Thank you so much for listening over the last 12 months, we appreciate it so much. To celebrate this week Amanda and CJ cover a single story: the story of Lindy Chamberlain...

Episode 51: Fosters, Australian for shit from 2020-12-08T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about sorcery killings, domestic violence, fake money, sperm, fosters and cougars.

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Episode 50: Chemicals In The Water To Turn The Penguins Gay from 2020-12-01T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk people dying from a snake bite, cats causing chaos, Big W recalling a phallic object, a giant fucking spider, gay penguins and snakes in a bath.
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Episode 49: Wish I knew as little about Pete Evans as the Somerton Man from 2020-11-24T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about the accuser becoming the accusee, war crimes,  the mystery of the Somerton Man, Allen's embarrassing change of name, a girl surviving a tiger...

Episode 48: Big Men, Big Pigeons from 2020-11-17T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about winning the lotto twice, Craig Mclachlan allegations, the largest pedophile ring uncovered in Australia, Marree Man, a huge pigeon and Shane Fitzs...

Episode 47: You Won't Find That On Pornhub from 2020-11-10T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about tapeworms,  semen warehouse explosions, how batteries can kill you,  weird laws in Australia,  two minute noodles being served on flights and gian...

Episode 46: Balmain mystery bags are people? from 2020-11-03T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about ghost hoaxing, influencers behaving badly, a ghost fiance, TEV Wahine, mysterious bags being dumped in rubbish bins, a cow eating a snake and a co...

Episode 45: Doom, Gloom & Coffee That Makes Your Heart Go Boom from 2020-10-27T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about bush fires, inflatable sharks, someone being buried in the garden, people looking for sperm on Facebook,  Bryan Loyson and an insane morning bever...

Episode 44: Harold The Wombat from 2020-10-20T18:00

 In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about crop circles,  car chases,  a mysterious disappearance,  a terrible and brutal crime,  big cats come up again and Harold the Wombat.

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Episode 43: Big Sheep, Big Meat from 2020-10-13T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about big sheep, a flasher, new spiders, a giant dick in the bush, sex parties spreading covid and penis healing.

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Episode 42: Mystery of the Wanda Beach Murders from 2020-10-06T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about animals attacking, specifically buffaloes and magpies, a man disappearing in Sydney Harbour, one of Australia's oldest unsolved crimes, incor...

Episode 41: Mystery of The Rack Man from 2020-09-29T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about catching huge crocs, another man being injured by a fish, the mysterious circumstances of rack man's murder, that it's snowing in spring...

Episode 40: Don't Stick Your Dick In It from 2020-09-22T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about some casual bank robberies in the 70s, outrage at artists getting grants, drunk worms, a penis biter, big cats in New Zealand and a naked guy in a...

Episode 39: The Emu War from 2020-09-15T20:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man getting a fine for using a phone while on a horse, a famous dolphin, the truth about daddy long legs spiders, the emu wars, a dumb criminal ...

Episode 38: Hobart's Sexiest Woman from 2020-09-08T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a good boy, a state government fail, a pub selling semen over the bar, the disappearance of the Miss Hobart, more mistranslations and a plane that...

Episode 37: Mittens, his floofiness from 2020-09-01T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about the conditions of nursing homes during covid, our national treasure Magda Szubanski, Wellington's famous Mittens the cat, Courtney Herron, la...

Episode 36: Toss a sex toy to your Treasurer from 2020-08-25T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about UFO's over Sydney, dildos flying at politicians, another weird Australian creature, a book being returned to the library 118 years after it w...

Episode 35: What are the Odds from 2020-08-18T19:00

 In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a super exciting topic of super, a cockatoo named Dundee, a couple with a folder on their computer called "do not view, delete if we die&quo...

Episode 34: Where is Frederick Valentich from 2020-08-11T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about what happened to Frederick Valentich and the stupid reasons people are breaking the stage four lock down in Victoria 

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Episode 33: The Episode no one dies! Maybe from 2020-08-04T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a bad review, police response to a hate crime in the 80s, the Westall UFO Incident, someone losing a testicle, a 'severed' finger and mo...

Episode 32: The Truth(?) about Harold Holt from 2020-07-28T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about dickheads trying to get around quarantine, one of Australia's biggest mass deaths, a tiny mouse that fucks itself to death, what really happe...

Episode 31: Jennelyn Kennedy from 2020-07-21T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about meth being a hell of a drug, part two of the god squad, how the justice system fails, Karens in Brighton, pet mediums and the sad story of the dea...

Episode 30: Peter Falconi-oh no not again from 2020-07-14T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a man who got arrested for shaving off his beard, a long standing cold case getting solved, new evidence in the Peter Falconio case, growing up in...

Episode 29: An Educational Show from 2020-07-07T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about racism from school teachers, calling your old boss too many times, lost property, getting stuck in a bin, drunk drivers and learning the origins o...

Episode 28: The Poop Joggers Strike Back from 2020-06-30T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about tragic freak accidents, panic buying happening yet again, a terrible family murder, students getting bitten by a fox, poop joggers and people stea...

Episode 27: Cash, Cryptids, Death and Weaponised Sex Toys from 2020-06-23T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about 'accidental' murder, chroming, conspiracy theories, a cryptid in the Hawkesbury, a missing man found and a flying dildo

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Episode 26: Falconio, Dead Or Alive? from 2020-06-16T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about stupid criminals, a man who fought a spider, whether Peter Falconio committed insurance fraud or not, feral chickens in New Zealand, fighting off ...

Episode 25: There Is No Segue from 2020-06-09T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about men who can't stop boinking in a park, a terminator wombat, the shortest lived new country, suicides happening in the same area, a guy who st...

Episode 24: So Japanese Jesus walks into the Outback from 2020-06-02T19:00

In this weeks special episode: Amanda and CJ discuss only one subject: Aum Shinrikyo and the Japanese cult's activities in Australia.

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Episode 23: The Story Is The Headline from 2020-05-26T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a public masturbater, a woman afraid of the cops finding a dildo in her car, a guy who bit off his own fingers, a murder suicide, a goat who got t...

Episode 22: You Won't Believe THE AMOUNT OF DICKS from 2020-05-19T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a real life night at the museum, demands to reopen Uluru, unsolicited dick pics, a naked couple who confronted an intruder, a mistaken body and cr...

Episode 21: Drop Bears from 2020-05-12T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about anti-vaxxers, people emailing trees, driving cars up pedestrian ramps, a truly awful human, an Australian sovereign citizen and drop bears!
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Episode 20: Ivan Milat 2? from 2020-05-05T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about esports match fixing, a feud between a Melbourne graffiti artist & 50 cent, people spitting on essential workers, a Milat family member commit...

Episode 19: Fuck Pusey, Fuck the NBN, Wait What'd They Call That Place Again? from 2020-04-28T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about a guy believing Jay Z egged him on to murder his father, people still not getting social distancing, funnel web spiders actually helping us instea...

Episode 18: Drink Goon. Regret Goon. from 2020-04-21T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about getting dressed up to take out the bin, fighting thieves, giving dickhead customers the finger, the goodest boy, a house explosion and getting fir...

Episode 17: Lus Wanpela Han from 2020-04-14T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about psychiatrists you don't want treating you, A FUCKING SEVERED ARM, being haunted at Devils Pool, shouting the bible at people, complaining abo...

Episode 16: Quarantine Fools from 2020-04-07T19:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about how to not act during this quarantine, people taking extreme measures to protect themselves from the virus, people actually being nice, ghosts in ...

Episode 15: How to, and how not to, lend a hand from 2020-03-31T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about condoms, people imagining sex toys everywhere, nice people, a shark throwing up an arm, bikies fighting over a chicken and guys trying to impress ...

Episode 14: Quarantine Distraction Hour from 2020-03-24T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about spider bites, historical landmarks, sticking stuff up your nose and forgetting about it, free coffee, getting bitten by a shark but raisin toast b...

Episode 13: Naked Fat Healthy Afraid from 2020-03-17T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about good people having shitty things done to them, a stabbing in Melbourne, domestic violence, taking advantage of a stupid system, a fat penguin and ...

Episode 12: Help Us Aussie Jesus, We Need More Toilet Paper from 2020-03-10T22:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about getting your job back after using Downfall to make fun of your bosses, people setting themselves on fire, fights over toilet paper, Aussie Jesus, ...

Episode 11: Don't Take Australia's Waifus from 2020-03-03T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about baboons running wild through Sydney, extreme catfishing, SA politicians trying to take our anime away and a naked guy gets stuck in a washing mach...

Episode 10: An Orca Won't Fit, But A Raccoon Might from 2020-02-25T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about freak accidents, chasing criminals, chocolate freckles, forks in places they should never be, asshole orcas and slang.

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Episode 9: Don't Shit in the Water from 2020-02-18T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about Paul Parker never paying for a beer again, the Spanish Flu party, psychics helping find bodies in murder cases, mystery poo-ers and Gary the Goat....

Episode 8: Critters, Creeps & Coronas from 2020-02-11T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about kangaroos, getting into real life fights over Facebook arguments, too many bats, haunted train stations, sex offenders cutting off their tracking ...

Episode 7: Leono Peniso from 2020-02-04T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about too many emus, school kids getting high, possibly the dumbest criminal ever, getting your eyeballs tattooed, the stupid things Aussies get up to o...

Episode 6: Poogate Returns from 2020-01-21T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about threatening to kill someone over pizza, termite people, bomb bunnies, severed toes and a whole lot of poop

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Episode 5: Leave the Kids Alone from 2020-01-14T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ talk about getting drunk on a plane isn't always a good idea, that drugs are bad, don't import gross things illegally, generally just don't be...

Episode 4: Australia Is Burning from 2020-01-07T18:00

In this weeks episode: Amanda and CJ discuss the Australian bush fires and throw in a couple of palette cleansers to cheer us up, let's just say they involve drunk guys on jet skis and horn...

Episode 3: Put That In Ya Gob from 2019-12-31T23:00

In this weeks episode: The dangers of falling on train tracks, croc grabbing, crazy tinder dates, getting fined because you just really wanted a pie and a warning to not accept sex from stranger...

Episode 2: Aussie Christmas Danger (Almost) Hour from 2019-12-24T18:00

In this weeks episode: A lolly pop lady disrupts a robbery, a Christmas brawl, finding out where the king went, Tasmanian Tigers, Christmas disasters and a snake where a snake shouldn't be....

Episode 1: Spooks, Poops & Shoots from 2019-12-17T18:00

Welcome to F*ck Me Dead! A podcast that brings you the Australian (and it's nearest buddies) News that leaves you thinking 'Fuck Me Dead'

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A pol...

Teaser Trailer from 2019-12-03T10:00

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Welcome to F*ck Me Dead! A podcast that brings you the Australian (and it's nearest buddies) News that leaves you thinking 'Fuck Me Dead'
A quick story to...