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Family Mart Podcast

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#190 Scammed in Thailand, Pinhead Hat Sizes, and Stabbed While Running from 2023-12-06T13:00

In this episode we celebrate Jerm's arrival from Thailand, talk about how he got finessed by a cab driver, fitted hat criminalities, how our running training is going, kicking field goals, a...

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#189 L.Dre Talks About Marriage, Bobbi Storm Gets Silenced, and New York Pizza from 2023-11-29T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys bring L Dre on the pod and talk about drowning with a cast on, Sno-Fi Vol. 2 release, wearing a hat at all times, Bobbi Storm, New York having...

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#188 Chris for President, Merz Has a Knee Disease, & Jay’s New Job from 2023-11-22T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys discuss if Chris became president of the United States, Jay always being late to events, how we would like to be taken care of when we're ...

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#187 Finding Your Soulmate, Tricking Grandma, & Jay Saves a Dog from 2023-11-15T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys congratulate Jay & Jess’s anniversary, expose tattoo no-no’s, visit Mr. Roger, Jay gets a Job, playing tricks on Grandma, hoard a ton of s...

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#186 Worst First Date Spots, Keith Lee Shuts Down Atlanta, and Rate My Professor from 2023-11-08T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys pay respects to Matthew Perry, define what an ABG actually is, plan out life, get on Rate My Professor, stan Keith Lee, get lost in the gym, g...

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#185 Jerm is Moving to Thailand from 2023-11-01T12:00:36

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys send Jerm off to save Thailand, sign up for the gym, go on a coming of age trip, become a GI Joe, get competitive in Pickle Ball, go hoop toge...

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#184 Jay's New Tattoo Experience & Major Pain from 2023-10-25T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys discuss Chris’ struggling haircut, doing inappropriate things to smurfs, Jay gets ink stuck to his body, regretful tattoos, Merz’s injuries, f...

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#183 Going Through a Breakup, Budget Thrift Challenge, & Jay’s Makeup from 2023-10-18T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys thrifted fits for each other, they learn lessons from Tom Brady, Jay joins a basketball league, Chris becomes a running influencer, and try to...

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#182 Merz Gets Hostile On A Plane from 2023-10-11T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys continue their running training, we find new Doppelgangers of ourselves, Merz runs out the store, Chris folds a million t-shirts, someone gets...

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#181 The Ordained Minister Runs a Marathon from 2023-10-04T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys sign up to run in a marathon, get certified to run a marriage by becoming ordained ministers, sign up our parents for the gym, become the jury...

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#180 Million on IG, Consistency is Success, & Eating Scorpion Peppers from 2023-09-27T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys celebrate Chris hitting a million follows on Instagram and how it's been different from other platforms, we come up with our own Mortal Ko...

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#179 Jerm’s Muay Thai Fight, Late to a Wedding, & The Second Link from 2023-09-20T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys get in the ring and cheer on Jerm at his 2nd Muay Thai match, Jay runs late to a wedding and misses out on the after party, we link up at the ...

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#178 Life Changing Moment, Chinese Zodiac Signs, & Jerm Goes To Thailand from 2023-09-13T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys celebrate Merz’s 100th episode, change Merz’s life, battle the Polo Assassin, read the Hawaiian Pidgin Bible, have a destination wedding, beco...

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#177 Disliking Your Cousins GF, Offensive Jokes, and Fist Fights from 2023-09-05T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys seek payment from John Cena, measure our BMI’s, get our money stolen, run into the Mandela effect, hit the wave pool, cure athletes foot, step...

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#176 Blacking Out at the FMP Hangout from 2023-08-31T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys recap on the party of the century at the FMP Hangout where we jammed out with the crowd for Merz's performance, bought everyone a drink, s...

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#175 Meeting Your Girlfriends Parents, Drake Tour Refunds, & Drowning at the Water Park from 2023-08-22T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys fail to singalong at the Drake Tour, drown at the water park, meet the suegras, get verified on Instagram, and live of the life of someone in ...

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#174 Tory Lanez Jumpshot, Lizzo Plays The Banana Flute, & VIP at Universal Studios from 2023-08-15T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys unpack the Tory Lanez prison sentence, figure out whats going on with Lizzo, get VIP treatment at Universal Studios Hollywood, get into a braw...

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#173 The Best Way To Sleep, Twitter Rebranding, & Restaurants We Regret from 2023-08-08T23:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys ride on the Horsey Knee™, become mutant turtles, attend baby showers, get colonoscopies, get more tattoos, attack impersonation scammers, rebr...

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#172 Getting CTE, Canadian Love, & Island Boy Activities from 2023-08-02T14:53:58

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys welcome Chris comes back from his tour in Canada, argue about baked chips, create a GTA server, get CTE at a party, link up with the Island Bo...

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#171 Unfollowing Your Friends, Pocket Watching & Funeral Influencers from 2023-07-26T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the brothers are back from Cancun, pocket watch others, unleash the big truth about pizza, go to the water park, and unfollow their friends.

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#170 Locking Your Keys In The Car, Ending Arguments, All Packages Matter from 2023-07-19T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, Chris and Jay work on becoming independent at parties, Jay needs keys for his keys, leave their phones at home, contemplate lasik surgery, and try to ...

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#169 Who Eats The Most, Scam Musubi, and Remix to Ignition from 2023-07-12T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys get weird in Hollywood, put the keys in ignition, chase down scammers, make a family, become youth leaders, and wear one pair of shoes for th...

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#168 I'm A Grower Not A Shower from 2023-07-05T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys discover the difference a grower and a shower, pay for the first date, quit their jobs, meeting Chris Hansen, & pod with the Significant ...

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#167 Cruise Ship Secrets With Dara Jazzlyn from 2023-06-28T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys finally link with singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist Dara Jazzlyn of who we discovered while on the Legendary Cruise Trip. We dive in ...

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#166 Golden Knights Win The Cup from 2023-06-21T12:00:43

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys talk about the Las Vegas Golden Knights winning the Stanley Cup, Merz is still doing criminal activities, Ayesha Curry playing around too muc...

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#165 Filipinos vs FilAm's, How to Drive & Our Favorite Childhood Shows from 2023-06-14T12:00:18

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, Merz brings resurrects his show “Talkin’ Bout Practice,” the name Karen having a negative connotation in modern society, Jerm never showing up to jobs...

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#164 Chris Surprises The Boys With a Tesla from 2023-06-07T12:20:13

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, Chris surprises everyone with a new Tesla, Chris and Merz argue about killing podcast retention with bathroom breaks, Merz’s preparation for his set, ...

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#163 Merz Finally Comes Out from 2023-05-31T12:00:50

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys talk about their very first FMP HANGOUT show in Downtown Las Vegas on August 26, Marion Write aka Merz making a huge comeback, Jay turning in...

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#162 We're In Debt, Our Supportive Parents & Flatulence from 2023-05-24T12:00:53

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys talk about Merz and Jerm’s trip to Miami, the best thrift stores, the smell of Chris’s infamous farts, long term vaping effects, highs and lo...

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#161 How We Met Our Girlfriends from 2023-05-17T12:00:35

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys talk about how they met their significant others, ChatGPT asks about our travels, saying hello to random strangers walking by, who the King o...

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#160 Sushi is Overrated & Our Upcoming Documentary from 2023-05-10T12:00:13

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys discuss meeting our discord friends in Riverside, getting recognized at the mall, AYCE sushi being overrated or not, the name of our future d...

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#159 Merz's Bike Race, Chris Gets Upgraded, and Jay Got Finessed from 2023-05-03T12:20:06

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, Merz talks about his latest cycling race, Chris talks about his latest trip to Portland and the perks of being the Grandma Guy™, Jay speaks on being f...

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#158 Jerm Gets In a Fight & We Get Drafted from 2023-04-26T12:23:44

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys officially become tote bag warriors, Jerm gets in a huge fight, get drafted for the war, and get better at receiving compliments.


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#157 Jay Hates His New Job, Selling Pins, and The OG Pod Boys from 2023-04-19T12:24:55

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast its Wiz and Jizz unpacking Jay’s new job, Chris selling new pins, Jerm’s first Muay Thai fight, and gamer GF's.


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#156 24 Hours in Pittsburgh, Snoring and Sharting from 2023-04-12T12:20:49

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys make a trip to Pittsburgh, speak to the College Students, look for Wiz Khalifa, visit Andy Warhol, snore way too loud, and shart our pants. Listen

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#155 Favorite Memories With Grandma, Goodnight Kisses and Moving Out from 2023-04-05T12:10:08

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys turn Immortal, take a trip to Vybe Village, move in to new spaces, oversleep in California, plan for Pittsburgh, and look for Grandma.

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#154 Our Parents Watch The Pod & We Got Jury Duty from 2023-03-29T12:30:17

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys get summoned to the jury, see the dermatologist, go to Mars, get into a Muay Thai Fight, and watch the pod with our parents.


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#153 Our Greatest Life Lesson, How to Shake Hands, & Meeting Fans IRL from 2023-03-22T12:30:06

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys drop a deuce on a subway, break down the science of the modern day handshake, air out some dirty teachers, take a dip in a bath house, win the...

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#152 Our Morning Routines, He Slept Inside of Me & Grandma on Inked Magazine from 2023-03-15T12:07:09

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys unlock a new part of the brain, go on a California Adventure, create a FMP Resume, end up on the Filipino news networks, and get featured on I...

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#151 getting over an ex & shoes in the house from 2023-03-08T13:12:39

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys get into the cologne business, spend our salary on the claw machine, wear shoes all over the house, cat call at the gym, and go through a brea...

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#150 Pelvis Presley Does The Otso Otso from 2023-03-01T13:20:20

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys go geocaching throughout the city, start our own A24 production studio, explore our roots in the Philippines, get side arrested, and get match...

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#149 The Grandma Guy Has a Happy Trail from 2023-02-22T13:20:28

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys pull up to record and look extra crispy at The Video Dept, get stuck in The Goo™, climb through the Appalachian Mountains, and relive our high...

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#148 Sneak Davidson Meets Street Jobs from 2023-02-15T13:25:18

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys celebrate Jerm’s birthday, climb the Mt Rushmore of Chips, eat a years worth of pancakes, count our macros, and get paid to blink.


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#147 Chris Gets Tattooed For 24 Hours from 2023-02-08T13:30:34

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast Chris battles with himself as he and Merz travel to Houston to get tattooed for 24 hours.


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#146 Our Group Chat Gets Leaked from 2023-02-01T13:30:08

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys get their group chat leaked, share closets with each other, get a history lesson, work on a workout routine, fight Francis Ngannou, and figure...

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#145 the fat shaming r&b singers from 2023-01-25T13:10:51

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys make a deal on a weight loss journey, become a r&b group, create a music label, interview for a waiter job, and rewrite our high school gr...

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#144 Grandma’s Hospital Bill from 2023-01-18T13:00:13

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys rack up an insane hospital bill with Grandma, snowboard down Brian Head, make big life decisions, and keep our peace of mind.


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#143 The Most Fascinating Man from 2023-01-11T13:30:53

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys the boys eat the spiciest chicken in the world, rock adult diapers, create our own speakeasy, clean the world with sea sponges, and get strand...

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#142 New Year Same Problems from 2023-01-05T01:00:30

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys catch the Big C on Christmas, ring in the New Year with a bang, practice holistic medicine, reshape Mt. Rushmore, and explore the depths of sp...

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FMP's Best Moments of 2022 from 2022-12-28T13:45

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#141 Our Ideal Man & Birthday Gift Unboxing from 2022-12-21T12:30:52

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys describe their ideal Man, unbox a bunch of gifts, learn to be grateful, hire a maid and a chef, and create a new FMP Jingle.

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Talkin' Bout Practice: 49ers Best in NFL, Texas HC Chris Beard Arrested, France vs Argentina World Cup Final (EP. 5) from 2022-12-18T06:06:10

In this episode of Talkin' Bout Practice, Merz gets awarded with the Michael Jordan MVP Trophy, investigates the situation with Chris Beard, balls out with Brock Purdy and the Niners, debates wh...

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#140 Wanting Different Names & Our Proudest Achievements from 2022-12-14T13:45:16

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys visit Jerm in Hawaii, discover who among us is a furry, show how to eat tacos and glizzys, and share achievements we witnessed from each other...

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Talkin' Bout Practice: Brittney Griner Free from Russia, Deion Sanders Leaves JSU, Nike Splits from Kyrie (EP. 4) from 2022-12-14T05:15:45

In this episode of Talkin’ Bout Practice, we shed light on the release of Brittney Griner, make our World Cup predictions, Deion Sanders goes full Prime Time, and Kyrie Irving gets dropped by th...

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#139 Chris Gets A New Watch & Jay Gets Banged from 2022-12-14T05:15:39

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, Chris and Jay buy some time pieces, pay respects to the late great Jason David Frank aka the Green Ranger, cry on camera, and share some memorable Chr...

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Talkin' Bout Practice: 49ers Best Defense in NFL, Sean Taylor Memorial, and Saudi Arabia gets Messi (EP. 3) from 2022-12-14T05:15:25

In this episode of Talkin’ Bout Practice, we take a look at the the Raiders winning in OT again, look forward to the AFC East playoff implications, dig up the roots of the Shanahan coaching tree...

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#138 The Thanksgiving Lardass from 2022-12-14T05:14:26

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast we end up at the Thanksgiving parade, our favorite moments from MTV, stepping up our oral hygiene, and hanging out with our older cousins.


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#137 I'm In Love With My Best Friend from 2022-12-14T05:14:11

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast a stranger drops off mysterious snacks to one of our houses, things get messy in Story Time™, we switch bodies with each other, and fall in love with o...

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Talkin' Bout Practice: World Cup Issues, Commanders March Ahead, Raiders Walk Off (EP. 2) from 2022-12-14T05:13:44

In this episode Merz reflects on and makes his new picks of the week, the Commanders look like a team to watch out for, the Raiders walk off with a win thanks to Davante Adams, USC recruits top ...

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#136 That Was Cringe & Soaking in Utah from 2022-12-14T05:13:17

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys commit to the McDonalds Power Hour, Merz starts a sports show, we throw up in Mexico, Jay goes to Disneyland, go soaking, and vote.

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Talkin' Bout Practice: Tom Brady's Wife, From NFL to Pokemon, & Inexperienced Coaches (EP. 1) from 2022-12-14T05:11:29

Welcome to Talkin' 'Bout Practice. A show where Merz is going to cover some highlights in the sports world as well as cover stories that deserve more shine.


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#135 Romantic Playlists, Tiktok Strategy, and Our Passion in Life from 2022-12-14T05:11:08

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast Chris and Jay get awkward with the Dutch Bros, put mood music on in the bedroom, critique social media strategies, share our passions in life.

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#134 Jeffrey Dahmer & Costume Fetishes from 2022-12-14T05:05:10

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys turn into Chipmunks, get jobs on the strip, take you on tour at the Spacehead Company, get punked for our parking spot, and run into Spiderman...

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#133 Getting In Trouble As A Kid from 2022-10-26T12:45:40

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys channel their inner Hasbulla, put their swimming skills to the test, Merz turns into a monster, and get in trouble as a kid.

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#132 Behind Think Media’s $10M Business from 2022-10-19T12:35:19

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys link with long time friend Omar El-Takrori and uncover how Think Media built a $10M business, why digital media is the future, how early it is...

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#131 Someone Sent Us Used Undies from 2022-10-12T12:35:19

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys go to Disneyland, get our shoes cleaned at the mall, open up a scandalous package, and lose one of our senses.


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#130 Malone Brown & The Crisostomo Period from 2022-10-05T12:35:10

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys uncover the theory of Malone Brown, hit the Dome n Dash, research the Crisostomo Period, fight a (different) priest, and go on a strict diet.<...

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#129 We All Fart from 2022-09-28T12:35:59

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys develop OCD, listen to some classic music, figure out brand deals, share night time routines, fix our teeth, fight gigantic bugs, and hide som...

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#128 The Mic'd Up Caretaker from 2022-09-21T12:35:31

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast Merz comes back from basic training, we fan out at the Kendrick Lamar concert, cook a go-to dinner for a date, and touch grass.


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#127 From Andersón to Iversón from 2022-09-14T12:40:27

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys have to have a serious talk with Chris, learn French words together, leave 1 star reviews, give our condolences to the Queen, and audition for...

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#126 L.Dre Opens Up About His Relationship & His Viral Hits from 2022-09-07T12:30:23

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys welcome L.Dre to the show where we discuss his journey through making music and blowing up on Tiktok, growing up in LA, using his “laziness” t...

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#125 Hot Yoga, Venmo Requests & Forgetting Your Order from 2022-08-31T12:40:26

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys get twitch raided in real life, have our debts forgiven, take sensual yoga classes, have a near death experience, and overcome language barrie...

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#124 Drunk Karen Story & Crazy Ex-Girlfriends from 2022-08-24T12:40:57

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys encounter a Drunk Karen™, get stalked by an ex, fumble the bag, go shopping in the bathroom, speak up at the restaurants, and go live on Tikto...

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#123 Getting Caught in the Act from 2022-08-17T12:30:19

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys receive a package, we steal some valor, drink a little too much, get stuck in Hawaii, and decide between $150k and $3 Million.


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#122 The Best Stripper & Vabbing from 2022-08-10T12:30:25

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys compete to see who would make the most money as a stripper, Jay goes to LA, we meet the parents, wonder what if, and describe our perfect days...

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#121 KBBQ's Overrated, Juliet Pop Up, & Relationships from 2022-08-03T12:50:55

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys get a heat stroke at KBBQ, get trapped in an escape room, have a pop up for Jay's brand Juliet, get glizzy's in LA, and get into new relations...

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#120 baby talkin with the homies from 2022-07-27T12:45:41

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast the boys baby talk with each other, spill some drink at the bar, tell embarrassing and funny stories, and Jerm runs into a listener.


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#119 favorite traits in a woman from 2022-07-20T12:45:34

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#118 giving head & hoochie daddy shorts from 2022-07-13T12:45:52

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys are joined by Jerm, we discuss Jay’s life in Japan, hoochie daddy shorts, Jerm gets hit by a car, and what are the lengths we would go to sav...

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#117 we catfished on bumble from 2022-07-06T12:45:38

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys start a 24 hour beat stream, Jay has a pop up for his brand Juliet, Chris catfishes on a dating app, Ghislaine Maxwell gets 20 years, and we all...

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#116 She’s a 10, Short Buses & Love Languages from 2022-06-29T12:50:48

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys set up the studio, throw up while riding bikes, review our love languages, and debate your hottest takes.


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#115 WE GOT A STUDIO! from 2022-06-22T12:55:25



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#114 Chris Gets Replaced from 2022-06-15T12:45:09

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, Cousin Jerm joins Jay and Merz as Chris takes a short break. We get to know Jerm better, run into celebrities, watch Merz perform live, and cake the M...

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#113 Moving Out & Meeting Fans in Public from 2022-06-08T12:45:24

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys lock in a new studio, Tom Cruise kills it at the box office, Merz gets a new ride, and we sell dirty pics. FMP Merch: familymartpod.com Support ...

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#112 Thanks For The Self Pleasure from 2022-06-01T13:00:42

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys have some post-cruise-vibes, we unbox a present from our sponsors, Merz has a new chapter, Jay Goes back to school, and Chris goes to career d...

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#111 The Legendary Cruise from 2022-05-25T13:00:47

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys get converted into official Cruisers. We get into some activities on and off the boat.


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#110 Dave Chappelle & Embarrassing First Dates from 2022-05-11T12:00:19

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys make a vinyl record, we tackle Dave Chappelle on stage, visit Hungjury, text back too fast, and find our passion.


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#109 First Kiss Story from 2022-05-04T12:00:16

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys wish a happy birthday to our dear Merz, meet our Internet Friends, get stuff stolen, and share our first kiss story.


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#108 Fake Orgasms & The Depps of Johnny from 2022-04-27T12:00:55

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys learn that women be faking it in the bedroom, we get punched by Mike Tyson, go to court with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, and speak to animals...

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#107 Doing Male Kegels & Red Flags in a Relationship from 2022-04-20T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast, the boyz draw Jay's body, Merz goes to Miami, Chris gets Easter Baddies, Jay reports on his BTS experience, Coachella, and red flags in a relationship...

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#106 Joining the BTS Army from 2022-04-13T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys hit the Patreon goal, Merz Brings out Kendrick Lamar, we join the BTS Army, and we get banned from the Oscars.


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#105 Our Ideal First Date from 2022-04-06T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys had to cover the Will Smith and Chris Rock exchange, play 1 on 1 for sneakers, get arrested, and pose for a magazine centerfold.

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#104 Revealing Our True Identities from 2022-03-30T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys explain how the merch came about, get into voice acting, get angry with each other, and reveal how we got our nicknames.

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#103 How We Became Friends from 2022-03-23T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boyz launch the FMP Worldwide Tour Merch, Merz gifts Wiz a present, we destroy daylight savings for good, and share how we became friends.

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#102 Girl Scout Cookie Debate & The Titanic from 2022-03-16T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys go on a cruise, debate the best Girl Scout Cookie, scratch each others' back, inherit some money, and go on road trips.

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#101 Girls Making the First Move & Jeen-Yuhs from 2022-03-09T14:00

In this weeks episode of the Family Mart Podcast, celebrate Lent, appreciate the Kanye West documentary, Jeen-Yuhs, get a little gassy, grow in relationships, and figure out our final meals.

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#100 WE MADE IT! from 2022-02-23T13:00

In this weeks episode of the Family Mart Podcast, we celebrate our 100th episode, revisit Chris and Merz’s album 6:50 Demo, dodge some bullets, and draw some models.

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#99 Chris, Jay, & Merz Get BBL's from 2022-02-16T13:00

In this weeks episode of the Family Mart Podcast, we welcome back Merz, get a doctorate in analyzing dreams, find ourselves constipated, and get body modifications.

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#98 Self Pleasure & Mental Health Breaks from 2022-02-09T13:00

In this weeks episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys get sniffy with the smelling salts, take important mental health breaks, salute our General Knowledge, bust out the Nintendo 64, and us...

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#97 Jay Goes Ice Fishing & Chris Gets Fingered from 2022-02-02T13:00

In this weeks' episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys record late and launch the FMP Discord, try to explain our humor, go through our favorite emojis, and Do The Thing!


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#96 Pushin P & Long Distance Relationships from 2022-01-26T13:00

In this weeks' episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys put a pause on Pause, push some P, put the pain in Spain, and make a goal to go worldwide.


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#95 Getting Sponsored, Drakes Hot Sauce, and Girls That Lift from 2022-01-19T14:00

In this weeks' episode of the Family Mart Podcast, The Boys eat the Carolina Reaper, debunk the purpose of daylight savings, put hot sauce in rubbers, and buy expensive things.


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#94 How We Went Viral from 2022-01-12T17:08:46

In this weeks' episode of the Family Mart Podcast, we go viral on Tiktok, deal with being famous, get set up for blind dates, meet our doppelgängers, and go though some FMP Gang Q&A.

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#93 We Have a Foot Fetish from 2022-01-05T17:00

In this weeks' episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys learn about PPE, convict Ghislaine Maxwell, debunk the concept of shadowbanning, and eat a bunch of salty food for dinner.


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#92 Passion of the Chris(mas) from 2021-12-29T17:00

In this weeks' episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys set up the basketball 1 on 1, figure out our adult film name, and celebrate our birthdays and Christmas.


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#91 The Birthday Episode from 2021-12-22T17:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we celebrate Chris and Jay's birthdays, Jay talks about his brand Juliet, Chris releases and new album and vinyl, Merz tries to take Chris's credit, an...

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#90 Jay Steals From Chris from 2021-12-15T17:00

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast, the boys realize they peaked in high school, send nudes on the Las Vegas strip, check out the new Russ album, and define cuffing season. Support this sho...

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#89 Boomer Activities from 2021-12-08T17:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast Chris and Merz agree to play each other 1 on 1, we put on socks before pants, get real passive aggressive, and get things over the counter for our coug...

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#88 Awkward Thanksgiving from 2021-12-01T17:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we welcome Jay back from isolation, get recruited for the adult entertainment industry, try to co-parent safely, and get real awkward at Thanksgiving.<...

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#87 The Me Also Movement from 2021-11-23T17:00

On this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, Jay actually has Covid this time, Chris decides to get the booster, Chris saves a restaurant from having to get in contact with Jay, and we spam comments...

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#86 Jay Fights Covid from 2021-11-09T17:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys get compromised by covid, get our foreskins chopped off, get sexually woke, and find religious loopholes.


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#85 We're Always Arguing from 2021-11-02T16:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys go on a field trip, have a feet battle, normalize death talk, relive our past, and figure out how to level up.


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#84 Our Biggest Fears from 2021-10-26T16:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys check on each other’s mental health, prepare for Chris’s dating profile, unpack our biggest fears, and go through some Q&A’s.


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#83 Meeting Swingers in Denver from 2021-10-19T16:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys finally set up the Merz Cam, join Kelly Clarkson on American Idol, get wrongfully convicted, and run into swingers in Denver.


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#82 Getting Cheated On from 2021-10-14T16:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys sneak out of the house, link up with the Couch Guy, look for red flags, and play another round of Would you Rather. Support this show and get bo...

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#81 Missionary is the Best position from 2021-10-07T16:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys get into fights at school, figure out the best position, run for president, and contract UTI from sybians.


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#80 Getting Caught Self Pleasuring from 2021-09-30T16:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, Jay comes back from Hawaii, Merz goes to H-Town, Chris stays home, we give each other compliments, and then get caught doing dirty things.


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#79 The Boys Hit a Devious Lick from 2021-09-23T16:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys hit some devious licks, go hunting for ghosts, get scammed by robocalls, and find ourselves in an open relationship.

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#78 We Hired our First Employee! from 2021-09-16T13:00

In this episode, the boys talk about hiring their first employee of the podcast, look for love, have a discussion about when it's okay to fart in front of your significant other, steve from blue...

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#77 Quitting our day job for Logan Paul from 2021-09-07T21:00

In this episode the boys talk about Joe Rogan getting Covid-19, health and wellness, ye's new album DONDA, Drakes new album CLB and a dude quitting his 100k salary day job to work for Logan Paul...

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#76 Chris Gets His Heart Broken from 2021-08-31T16:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast The Boys break down Chris's shot at romance, get summoned to jury duty, find a twitch on Twitch, and fan out over Jack Harlow.


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#75 Chris Opens Up About His Crush from 2021-08-24T23:18:11

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we learn about Chris's big crush, pretend we've seen classic movies, lose virginities, and get over old insecurities.


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#74 Ski Ramp Tiddies from 2021-08-19T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we solve the Instagram explore page algorithm, get pegged for content, cancel nachos, and build the perfect dating app profile.


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#73 I'm Gonna Jizz from 2021-08-12T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys bend gender genres, transition from boxer to brief boys, go by new nicknames, calculate our net worth, and seek out going viral.


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#72 Ellen Iverson from 2021-08-05T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys get tipped off in tip culture, mosh at the pop shows, break down our humor, and catch covid from chickens.


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#71 Phadedu Widiams from 2021-07-29T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys win gold at the Olympics, tip our waiters, get new haircuts, pay way too much for food, and pitch ideas for new content.


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#70 Eat the Groceries from 2021-07-22T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys breastfeed for clout, go full transracial, sign up for Jiu Jitsu classes, and answer a bunch of questions asked on our Instagram.


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#69 Locked Up & Homeless from 2021-07-15T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys pull up at the Mcgregor vs Poirier fight, go to bat for Amazon, withdraw from drugs, and c-walk all over the world.


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#68 AZNs With Attitude from 2021-07-08T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the Boys celebrate July 4th by shaving our heads, getting our nails done, skating in sundresses, and develop our photos in film.


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#67 Infidel Castro from 2021-07-01T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, the boys get in sports fights, ruin the Tour De France, tear down societal norms, and get their hair done.


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#66 Slaw Bunnies from 2021-06-24T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, we beg Spotify to sign us to a multi year deal, take crying selfies, fire up some Filet-O-Fish, and talk during movies.


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#65 Dead Space from 2021-06-17T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, The Boys™ visit the Dikdoc, sign up for a Beat Battle, express some unpopular opinions, and manage 

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#64 Big Pharma from 2021-06-10T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, The Boys™ bump Graduation at our cousin’s graduation, box each other for content, make tons of noise at church, move out of the studio, and wash our h...

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#63 Pelvis Presley from 2021-06-03T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, The Boys™ get discharged from the military, rock shorts under our jeans, drown at Wet N Wild, get close to our siblings, and pop nootropics!

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#62 Do the Thing! from 2021-05-27T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast, The Boys catch jaundice while streaming in a hot tub, becomes slaves to the algorithm, get probed by UFO’s, and bet everything on bitcoin.

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#61 Where's My Hug? from 2021-05-20T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys run into plumbing issues, debut on TV, find love on a giant cruise, and stop J Cole from fighting P Diddy.

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#60 Sugar Son from 2021-05-13T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys cop up on some new iPhones, celebrate mothers everywhere, get adopted by some Sugar Parents, and get in hockey fights.

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#59 Pee Shy from 2021-05-06T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys catch hypothermia, learn some Instagram etiquette, sponsor the pod, inject some botox, and litter all over the city.

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#58 Horny Hiking from 2021-04-29T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast the boys invest in bitcoin, discuss the Jake Paul & Ben Askren fight, talk about the negative effects of a million views, get cut off by bad driver...

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#57 Scam Musubi from 2021-04-21T12:00

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast, the boys run into some bad luck as they get scammed on OnlyFans, get catfished on Instagram, almost start a forest fire, and get weird at the weed cof...

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#56 Mrs. Worldwide from 2021-04-16T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast, the boys get fired from ESPN, unpack our newfound fame from TikTok, revisit our Porn creative agency, create a girlfriend application, and debate who'...

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#55 Pulp Friction from 2021-04-06T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we cancel April Fool's Day, go to a Golden Knights hockey game, hang out with Lil Nas X, wear shorts under our jeans, and open a pr0n agency.

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#54 Epstein Island from 2021-03-30T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast we investigate Epstein Island, make money with Banksy, join the illuminati, and turn into beat loops.

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#53 Meta Sinners from 2021-03-23T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast we get manipulated in the David Dobrik Debacle, break our Macbooks, fall in love on TikTok, practice self care, and make moves in silence.


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#52 Allegations (Finale?) from 2021-03-09T14:00

In this episode we cover what we've been up to since the last episode of the pod, discuss why we went on hiatus, and sort out how to get through getting canceled.

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#51 Hurt People, Hurt People from 2019-08-20T13:00

In this week's episode of the Family Mart Podcast we trash Ikea, look back on Days Before Rodeo, work on our autotune, and examine the Splice business model. website: familymartpodcast.com Contact ...

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#50 Self Insemination from 2019-08-13T13:00

 In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we investigate to find out if there are in face "YouTube Plants," try to find our place in TikTok, reject the idea of peer-to-peer validation, and answer...

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#49 Daddy! from 2019-08-06T13:00

In this week's episode of the Family Mart Podcast we receive a Care Package from Drake, celebrate a year of Astroworld, visit our boy Gym, and examine meme marketing. website: familymartpodcast.com...

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#48 Wife Beaters from 2019-07-30T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we get an update on what's going on with ASAP Rocky's case in Sweden, see what it's looking like for Tay-K, freestyle with Tyler the Creator, applaud the ...

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#47 Considerate Flag from 2019-07-23T13:00

 In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we set proper expectations for Chance the Rapper's upcoming album, find out if the Yandhi leaks are a conspiracy, storm Area 51, and eat a bunch of bad s...

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#46 Ironic Man from 2019-07-16T13:00

 In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we get knocked out in the UFC, visit R. Jelly in prison, hop on the 69th remix of Old Town Road, and moderate everyone's facebook posts. website: family...

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#45 ASAP Swedish Fish from 2019-07-09T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart podcast we attempt to break ASAP Rocky out of prison, shake up the world with Zion Williamson, review Toy Story 4, fight off haters with Lil Nas X website: famil...

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#44 Pillow Talk from 2019-07-02T13:00

In this week's Family Mart Podcast we pull up at the Day N' Vegas music festival, eat cereal with Travis Scott, spin some meat, buy tons of followers, and get rich while trying to die. website: fa...

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#43 The Homie’s Girl from 2019-06-25T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we determine if it's ever ok to date the homie's girl, pivot to Tiktok, make a short film, and practice meditating. website: familymartpodcast.com Contact...

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#42 Cloutmydia from 2019-06-18T13:00

 In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we conclude the NBA Finals, try to get on the fappening, get Donuts with Dilla, bother people at the movies, uninstall iTunes, and do anything for clout....

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#41 Famous Just to be Famous from 2019-06-11T13:00

 In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we do meth at a wedding, get sew-sew at sewing, abrasively market our music, and cringe on Asahd’s dad. website: familymartpodcast.com Contact Email: fam...

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#40 Sweet n' Sour Adams from 2019-06-04T13:00

 In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we put our cousin and camera man, Merz, in the hot seat while we run him through the Family Mart essential questions as we all try to get to know him bet...

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#39 Missed Connections from 2019-05-28T13:00

 In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we revisit our boy Igor, meet up at The London, find love on Craigslist, and give out unsolicited advice. website: familymartpodcast.com Contact Email: f...

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#38 Post Nut Clarity from 2019-05-21T13:00

In this episode we offend as many people as always, no-scope our way through Call of Duty 4, down pesticides for cash, donate our organs, decide if size really matters, and jam to Tyler the Creator...

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#37 Tarzan vs Jesus from 2019-05-14T13:00

In this episode we send our love to all the moms out there for Mother's Day, talk crasHes with Q, go biracial for Bobby, watch commercials on mute, and debate the King of the Jungle vs Our Lord and...

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#36 Send Nudes from 2019-05-07T13:00

In this episode we wish Merz aka Marion a happy birthday, avenge the Avengers, chill at a weed lounge, disappoint our parents, hang out by ourselves, watch full YouTube ads, and travel the flat ear...

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#35 Herp a Derp from 2019-04-30T13:00

 In this episode we contract herpes, get locked up with YNW Melly, sue Travis Scott, climb some rocks, and get happy endings. Website: familymartpodcast.com Contact Email: familymartpod@gmail.com J...

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#34 Couchella from 2019-04-23T13:00

In this week's episode we rock flower crowns to Coachella, burn our insides by eating spicy hot wings, crash land on a deserted island, level up to hard drugs, and answer the Internet's most import...

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#33 Topless Pool Story from 2019-04-16T13:00

In this week's episode we find out the inception to Chris getting braces, watch pr0n on mute, fall in love with Scarlett Johansson, pee in the shower, release content post-life, rock out with crocs...

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#32 Sitting Down to Pee from 2019-04-09T13:00

 In this episode of the Family Mart podcast we pay our respects to Nipsey Hussle, contemplate becoming cam boys, avoid going out at all costs, get the chicken pox, go to college, drop out of colleg...

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#31 Grew Up in a Walmart from 2019-04-02T13:00

 In this episode of the Family Mart podcast we hire an unpaid intern for our new set up, retire from the UFC, find out Where We Go When We Fall Asleep (hehe), meet strangers on the Internet, gradua...

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#30 GMO's Are Hittin from 2019-03-26T13:00

In this episode we find out what Jay was up to in Japan, cheat on each other, pull up on adam22, take notes in Masterclass, address homophobia in the comments section, take down pharmaceutical busi...

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#29 That Lori Loughlin from 2019-03-19T13:00

In this episode of the Family Mart Podcast we're joined by our cousin Marion aka Merz because Jay is currently in Japan. We talk about making music together, people that use more than one machine a...

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#28 Bud with the Buds from 2019-03-12T13:00

In this episode we prep for Jay's upcoming trip to japan, C Walk and Krump to Chris's OG YouTube videos, link up with strangers from the Internet, cry from too much loud, see who has the biggest BD...

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#27 An AirPod To Remember from 2019-03-05T14:00

In this episode we open up the Family Mart Hotline, get a job as a narc, teach AirPod 101, write our first romcom, try to play games productively, and disrespect babies.  familymartpodcast.com  Co...

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#26 The Fat Theory from 2019-02-26T14:00

In this episode we hire two guys to beat us up outside of a sandwich shop, analyze the YouTube channel, get sick of ourselves, steal some valor, visit MTV cribs, gain weight just to be funnier, and...

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#25 Whippin’ a Domestic from 2019-02-19T14:00

In this episode we introduce our new website, balance friends and business, speak in our "Talking to your Mom" Voice, start our new AirBnJ business, smell women as they walk by, question potatoes, ...

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#24 Solo 69ing from 2019-02-12T14:00

In this week's episode we do our best to understand constructive criticism, throw a surprise party for Jerm, eat Donuts for J Dilla, experiment solo 69'ing, search for fentanyl, and reincarnate int...

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#23 How to Wash Your Butt from 2019-02-05T14:00

In this week’s episode we do our taxes, jack off in public, pivot careers to 'IG thot', get cultural appropriated tattoos, write our wills, buy fake followers, debate Chucks > Vans, clean toilets f...

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#22 Partying on Steroids from 2019-01-29T14:00

In this week’s episode we get Chris' thought process behind his new 'Since 2008' beat tape, get annoyed about our Instagram pet peeves, dig out of credit card debt, ignore negative comments, and tr...

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#21 Nuru Lights from 2019-01-22T14:00

In this week’s episode we dive in to what our ideal career would be, put the Pomodoro effect in practice, wish a happy birthday to Mac Miller, work out to the new Future album, question what Johnny...

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#20 I Don't Be Knowin from 2019-01-15T14:00

In this week's episode we check for who got invited to J. Cole's Revenge compilation, try to keep Rae Sremmurd together, second guess Lil Uzi Vert's retirement, jam to some Bhad Bhabie, unpack if T...

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#19 E-legalize It from 2019-01-08T14:00

 In this week's episode we react to the coachella lineup, find new love for old Drake, find new hate for new Kanye antics, eat a garden on Chris' plant based diet, vibe out on lo-fi, and avoid acci...

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#18 Hardly Alive from 2019-01-01T14:00

 In this week's episode we recap our trip to Denver, look forward to what new music we would like to see in 2019, review the Dave Chappelle & John Mayer: Controlled Danger show, and of course share...

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#17 Bums Are Getting Smarter from 2018-12-25T17:15:44

 In this week's episode we celebrate Christmas and both of Chris and Jay's birthdays, share our favorite gift stories, get updated on Cardi B x Offset, criticize big proposals, realize bums are get...

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#16 Travis Scaught Cheating from 2018-12-18T14:00

In this episode we uncover why Chris is dumb this time, choose between Kanye or Drake, hit rewind on YouTube’s Rewind 2018, try to cancel “cancel-culture”, and defend Travis in his recent fake chea...

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#15 Sued 4 Less from 2018-12-11T14:00

In this week's episode we talk about Chris' break from YouTube, avoid prison by any means, cringe over the years before we were friends, wonder if Cardi B & Offset are done for good, and dead the p...

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#14 Beef with God from 2018-12-04T14:00

In this week's episode we pay our respects to Spongebob creator Stephen Hillenburg, drool over Kylie Jenner's Astroworld vlogs, stan out on John Mayer, look for Nav in the Yosemite music video, and...

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#13 6ix9ine Years in Jail from 2018-11-27T14:00

In this week's episode we look at the pros of having a business with low overhead, search for our invites to Friendsgiving, racketeer with Tekashi 6ix9ine, consider liposuction, and try to have as ...

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#12 We Survived Astroworld from 2018-11-20T14:00

In this week's episode of the pod we review our trip to Astroworld, fight ourway through the moshpits, find ourselves in awe of Travis Scott's performance, discuss the future of music festival cult...

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#11 Wait, You Unfriended Me? from 2018-11-13T14:00

In this week's episode of the pod, we double down on Asian representation via the Brilliant Idiots podcast, gather our thoughts on Bohemian Rhapsody, question if album's should be allowed to be edi...

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#10 Sliding in the DM's from 2018-11-06T14:00

In this week's episode we recap the Mac Miller tribute festival, review Metro Boomin's comeback album, dangerously slide into DM's, unpack Chris's near death experience, and figure out how to separ...

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#9 She Wants to Smash from 2018-10-30T13:00

In this week's episode we dive into the uses of "Lo-Fi" music, travel back in time through Chris's very long YouTube past, analyze the psyche of "clickbait-y" titles and thumbnails, and look back a...

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#8 Finding Love on Tinder from 2018-10-23T13:00

In this week's episode we fan out over the music video for SICKO MODE, explore the fears of failing the Youtube channel, achieve EARections from women with accents, bond over Runescape, admit why S...

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#7 Lady Gaga is SO FINE from 2018-10-16T13:00

In this week's episode we review A Star is Born featuring Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga (so fine), wonder what the hell is Vic Mensa talking about this time, and unpack LeBron's conversation with Dr...

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#6 McGregor and Khabib Beef from 2018-10-09T14:59:24

In this week's podcast we grieve over the McGregor and Khabib fight, review the Drake & Migos concert, debate getting tattoos, guess how much money Anthony Fantano makes and how YouTube stream reve...

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#5 Hot Dentists from 2018-10-02T13:00

In this week's episode we do a play-by-play of the wedding we just attended, wondering where tf is YANDHI??, Carter V & Young Sinatra IV review, and our thoughts on hiking. **Spoiler alert, f*ck h...

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#4 Throbin Thick from 2018-09-25T13:00

In this one we weigh in on the Drake vs Kanye + Kim situation, questioning our alcoholism, and trusting the process for building a successful entrepreneurial foundation. Jay's Links: https://insta...

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#3 When URL turns to IRL from 2018-09-18T04:14:54

Kanye stole my bass line?! We got jumped by Russ?! Frank Ocean sent a cease and desist?! In this episode of the pod, we go over the ethics of artistic integrity, receiving the same energy you put ...

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#2 Public Fellatio from 2018-09-14T04:33:54

In this episode of the pod we pay our respects to Mac Miller, discuss those who are trying to get one off in public, getting lit at family parties, and Drake and Meek Mill squashing their beef. Ja...

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#1 Gentrify All Bums from 2018-08-28T05:55:57

In this Pilot episode the Wiz & Jizz Podcast we talk about the new Vivid sample pack, gentrifying bums, our love for Astroworld & Drake, Jay's undying love for Lauren Tsai, and more! Vivid Sample...

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