Podcasts by Fat Men, Small Talk! A Podcast

S3 E6: 20 Dollars a Pop from 2022-08-11T20:10:11

Following the traditional format, the guys eat some delicious kitten themed German candy and delightful caramels. Gum smacking aside, Aaron tells some really bad jokes and discusses professional...

S3E5: Fraggle Raggle from 2022-06-15T14:05:03

Tanner and Aaron take on a variety of new topics such as: Coronavirus, trap shooting, and some jokes! After a very brief check in, Aaron and Tanner take on a crowd favorite Ice Breaker involving...

S3E4: Fat Men in a Round from 2022-05-05T21:03:02

The trio of Tanner, Alex, and Aaron are back at it with musical accompaniment! Aaron tries out some new material while Tanner actually prepared something. Aaron gets distracted by aquatic mammal...

S3E3: Dare to Put Nair There from 2022-04-06T14:40:50

This week the guys try something new. An actual human that has actual talent! Instantly, the production value skyrockets to heights never before seen on FMST! The guys take a second to look thro...

S3E2: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's Podcast Podcast from 2022-03-03T02:12:40

In this episode, they guys are back again to rule the interweb with hilarity and charm. They have the longest brief check-in imaginable before Aaron gives a perfect synopsis of the State of the ...

S3E1: Blowing Snow from 2022-01-12T02:29:21

In this the first installment of the third season of the award winning podcast Fat Men, Small Talk, the guys get right into it discussing new and exciting developments in the world of cereal, va...

The Extra Special Christmas Special of the Fat Men, Small Talk Christmas Special from 2021-12-18T01:13:53

This week the guys bring a great special opener with Aaron contemplating what it would be like to be the half-brother of Jesus. Aaron brings in some extra special jokes for this special and Tann...

S2E18: A Bogtrotter's Delight from 2021-11-05T01:57:48

Aaron and Tanner return from their hiatus to educate the public on India. Not the noble subcontinent but the Little India. McRib's make a cameo but are ultimately dismissed for much more importa...

S2E17: Prescription Underpants from 2021-09-29T01:19:36

Aaron kicks us off with some "jokes" and doesn't stop for a very long time. Tanner and Aaron attempt to take out some endangered birds while enjoying a new hobby. Aaron reminisces about time he ...

S2E16: Riding the Hog from 2021-08-24T02:14:38

Aaron and Tanner have a brief but, somehow incredibly long checkin, before talking at length about, you guessed it, FOOD!!! Aaron talks about a new literary venture and shares it in its entirety...

S2E15: Aaron and Tanner Pound Some Assburgers from 2021-07-23T03:23:44

After a brief hiatus, the guys are back at it again! Tanner and Aaron discuss life changing events and near life ending happenings that happened while the podcast was not…uh…happening. They then...

S2E14: Tanner Presents a Period Piece from 2021-06-12T02:18:38

Tanner and Aaron return winded but happy to the best podcast you happen to want to listen to right now…please listen right now. We really need the money! The guys start out with Aaron pitching a...

S2E13: The Back Door Buddy from 2021-05-22T01:26:08

Tanner and Aaron are back at it with a brief debate about soda. Aaron Neville makes a cameo. We have our first contest winner, and just a bit over a year of waiting! The guys risk some physical ...

S2E12: The Patron Saint of the Humorless from 2021-05-11T02:21

Aaron and Tanner are back checking in on a very eventful week where not much happened. The dig deep into their past and fish out memories where things may or may not have been blown up and Aaron...

S2E11: Masticating Meat Loaf near Lake Titicaca from 2021-04-24T01:02:28

In this episode, they guys jump in right off the bat talking about Baja Blast Zero, a delightful treat! Now at your local Taco Bell! They move on to the latest and greatest of events of the week...

S2E10: Introducing the Depends Sexytime Thong from 2021-04-17T00:44:07

This week Tanner drones on about his drone while Aaron debates a new standard of acceptable business attire. The guys laugh at people giving terrible answers despite the fact they couldn't do mu...

S2E9: Unsolicited Duck Orgy from 2021-03-31T00:46:26

This week Aaron and Tanner focus on the most meaningful parts of life, ducks doing the dirty and what a vegan human might taste like. The guys delve into their memorable meals of the week all of...

S2E8: Cream of Meat from 2021-03-19T00:17:47

Tanner and Aaron are back this week discussing delicious meats and vegetables provided in large quantity for their consuming pleasure. Surprisingly quickly, they get into the ice breaker where t...

S2E7: Sharing Herrings from 2021-03-13T05:18:28

On this episode, Aaron jumps right in to some quality jokes whiles Tanner gives up Catholicism for Lent. Aaron and Tanner give their two cents on the Megan Markle, Prince Harry crap. After some ...

S2E6 Syphilis…the Gross Kind from 2021-03-05T01:46:12

In this week's episode Aaron conducts an expose on Tanner where they discuss Tanner's aversion to autograph requests. Meals of the week take a decidedly un-woke approach. Matthias looks stately ...

S2E5: Empowering Broads Everywhere from 2021-02-25T01:50:45

Aaron and Tanner are at it again talking about the news of the day that everyone wants to know, namely, did Aaron shave his dog to make him more socially accepted? Aaron tries to empower women e...

S2E4: Unscripted Ranting from 2021-02-16T02:54:35

The guys go off script and off agenda for this installment of what everyone is calling "The Podcast." They talk about air frying, food, and appendage theft all while Aaron is having his fridge repa...

S2E4: The Unscripted Rantings of a Plus Sized Pair from 2021-02-16T01:54:35

The guys go off script and off agenda for this installment of what everyone is calling "The Podcast." They talk about air frying, food, and appendage theft all while Aaron is having his fridge repa...

S2E3: The Fat Men Have a Quickie from 2021-02-07T04:22:41

Aaron and Tanner try to keep things brief this week starting off by checking in on the day's events then moving right on to the main purpose of everything, food. Aaron and Tanner make prediction...

S2E1: Return of the Red Thighs…Ya Know From Chafing from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Chafing boys are back in town looking for some soothing calamine lotion!!! In the season opener they catch up on all the holiday news and events but most importantly the endless vats of ethn...

S2E2: Hands Free Tomatoes from 2021-01-30T02:41:34

Aaron and Tanner start out strong with Tanner's complete lack of anything new and exciting. The guys bring up soup, again, and debate on the proper pronunciation of Mediterranean delicacies. Aar...

S2E1: Return of the Red Thigh…Ya Know...From Chafing from 2021-01-20T03:11:55

The Chafing boys are back in town looking for some soothing calamine lotion!!! In the season opener they catch up on all the holiday news and events but most importantly the endless vats of ethn...

S1E22: Double Pink Eye from the Brown Eye from 2020-12-17T01:32:54

In this "season finale", Aaron and Tanner placate their fans by discussing what is new in their lives, don't worry, their just like normal people…but fat. Moving on they discuss making their foo...

S1E19: Mythical Creature Bits from 2020-11-23T17:07:10

Aaron and Tanner discuss all the latest and greatest events of this dull week but highlight what they chose to stuff in their sweet pink cheeks. They contemplate signs of times and Matthias join...

S1E21: Drag Racing Ain't Sexy from 2020-11-21T02:23:34

This episode Aaron and Tanner learn that drag racing isn't as sexy as it sounds. They find out the hard truth that celebrities really aren't like normal people at all…they're dumber. A special l...

S1E20: Elections and Erections from 2020-11-14T03:34:36

This week the boys get right into it with Aaron tasting his own foot…again. Surprisingly, they discuss food at nauseum but Aaron saves it with his genius life hack to make Diet Coke more palatab...

S1E18: Flesh Muffins from 2020-10-24T03:10:54

Aaron and Tanner are at it again talking about Tanner consigning himself to eat peasant food in the form of leftovers. They discuss the farmer's three hot daughters and tempting treats. The veri...

S1E17: Hussey's Hippie Deodorant Department from 2020-10-20T01:56:52

Tanner and Aaron are back talking about bleeding body parts and aches that never go away. They talk about a fly's wonderful journey to a new land. Aaron discusses the joys and pitfalls of a surp...

S1E16 The 2020 Presidential Special...We're Screwed from 2020-10-06T15:28:05

Tanner and Aaron share a roast, but not the good kind. Aaron awkwardly handles a vibrating package. Aaron talks Tex-mex-necks fusion. The guys talk about stuffing themselves into ironically tail...

S1E15 The Nodgecocks Clatterfart Under a Fanny Blower from 2020-09-12T03:21:40

Aaron and Tanner tackle the problem of summer concentration camps no one attends. They discuss the evolution of language and muse about the correlation of burrowing reptiles and the human anatom...

S1E14 The Virtues of Victimhood, AnalTech, and 30lb lasagna from 2020-08-29T03:07:17

Aaron and Tanner dive into the virtues of becoming the victim and look to expand victim-hood for people everywhere! AnalTech becomes the proud official non-sponsor of FMST. The guys finally get ...

S1E13 Jackin' off the Bulls, inseminating cows, and other dirty jobs from 2020-08-15T02:36:53

They guys go in-depth on jobs no one wants to do but need to be done, who is allowed to use racial slurs. Aaron graces us with a sweet lullaby of his least favorite things. Matthias ensures he w...

S1E12: Loan Officer at the Sperm Bank from 2020-08-08T03:09:01

In a surprise twist, this is probably the least offensive episode to date! Tanner and Aaron read reviews from some of the Nation's top tourist destinations. Chris drops by to spit some diamonds ...

S1E11 40% Less Sex Guaranteed from 2020-08-02T01:49:50

Aaron and Tanner talk about intimate relationships they didn't have with Naomi Campbell and Skakira. Tanner eats a 3 day old hamburger. Aaron gets debriefed (not as hot as it sounds). They ackno...

S1E10: Mike Tyson Presents: Anglo Sexies from 2020-07-26T03:30:44

Mike Tyson is in no way affiliated with this show but, funny times sure are! Join us as we talk about the real things that matter like Amazon reviews and projectile bodily functions! We read our...

S1E9 Do You Even Kegel Bro? from 2020-07-18T03:32:56

Aaron and Tanner tiptoe around politics and PC culturally significant events. We reminisce about reminiscing, talk food, micro economies and niche markets, talk exercise equipment and talk about be...

S1E8 Mounted Canadians from 2020-06-27T03:20:25

In an accidental ode to Canada, Aaron and Tanner discuss great Canadians, a song that just can't be placed, play a hilarious, if not too long, game of Would you Rather, Sloppy Joseph's, and disc...

S1E7 Preventing World War III from 2020-06-20T03:36:27

Aaron and Tanner look into preventing World War III, talk about amazing tech, and have a riveting discussion on food. Oh, also, there was some talk about great and terrible movies.

S1E6 Blood in My Cholesterol from 2020-06-20T02:04:34

Aaron and Tanner return to their hilarity with great discussions on the topics everyone loves to discuss such as, what is new in the news and of course the fan favorite Matthias in the Corner! Listen

S1E5 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo from 2020-06-13T04:30:40

Tune in for Tech of the Week and Product of the week. We have a special caller in replacement of our fan email and Aaron and Tanner try their hand at the No Laugh Dad Joke Challenge.

S1E5 Part 1: Illegal Alien Abduction, Bidets, and Proctology from 2020-06-13T03:40:11

Join us as we hear about Aaron's illegal  abduction, we talk about flooding bathrooms and breaking bidets and have a very serious discussion on colon health as we recommend proctological do...

S1E4: Part 2 Apologies to the World from 2020-06-06T03:39:55

Aaron and Tanner talk about fat men's problems, the tech of the week and read some amazing international fan mail! They also have some great discussion on what things make them laugh (besides th...

S1E4: Part 1 Daddy Stabber and Baby Shart from 2020-06-06T02:34:19

Aaron and Tanner talk about food for way too long. They also discuss boat names and talk about a throwback situation with everyone's favorite mischief maker in Matthias in the Corner! --- This e...

S1E3: Boner Contest Story and Other Tom Foolery from 2020-05-30T03:28:51

We cover MC Hammer pants, unique recipes, meals of the week, and Boner Contests. Also featured is special guest Angelina talking about Matthias' latest antics. We read our weekly fan mail and have ...

S1E2 Part 2: The Longest Number 2 from 2020-05-23T02:01:24

We pick up where we left off talking about fruit and cover a lot of ground. From erotic swings to musical stylings of MF Doom. We also get our first LIVE caller to the show! 

S1E2 Part 1: The Appropriately Named Number 2 from 2020-05-22T16:46:11

Aaron and Tanner announce a big new contest, we talk music, tech of the week and a new revelation in the fruit industry! Look out for Part 2 coming soon!

S1E1: It'll Get Better... from 2020-05-16T03:05:33

These are all jokes. Please do not take anything seriously except that we are fat men and this is our normal type of small talk. 

Tanner and Aaron discuss: food, comedy, music, fine ...