Podcasts by Faxes From Uncle Dale
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Live From The Five Hole–Hot Hot Hot from 2023-12-06T05:05:32
Johnny Hot Stove is in the building. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Get Out from 2023-11-29T05:21:10
Never a fucking dull moment. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Autobiography Of A Nation from 2023-11-22T05:00:41
Happy Thanksgiving. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–From Her Lips To God’s Ears from 2023-11-15T05:22:09
Kid is doin’ thangs. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Fat City from 2023-11-09T05:15:41
John’s Travelogue, Corey Corner, and much much more. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Ashes In The Fall from 2023-11-02T04:02:37
It keeps happening and we’ll never be rid of it. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Feed The Tree from 2023-10-25T04:13:40
First Corey Perry, now Kirk Cousins. What is happening? Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Free At Last from 2023-10-19T03:58:45
Welcome to Corey Corner, we’ll be your hosts. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Trapped Under Ice from 2023-10-10T03:48:16
Hockey’s back whether we like it or not. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Come Undone from 2023-10-04T03:49:11
Only three of us but somehow we made it through. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Swingin’Party from 2023-09-27T03:53:13
Bring your own lampshade. We’re trying. Thanks. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Copy Of A from 2023-09-21T04:02:17
Let’s fuckin do this. Thanks. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Misery from 2023-09-14T03:49:51
It’s what we deserve. Sorry for my dog chewing on a nylabone throughout the middle of this. Happy Birthday Slak. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Future Is Dumb from 2023-09-06T04:17:01
It’s that time. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–What You Need from 2023-08-30T04:08:11
Tea leaves about T-Bag to cure the shpilkes. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Call Of The Void from 2023-08-24T03:47:56
Jesus fuck it is uncomfortable here. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–The Move from 2023-08-17T04:06:17
The Beloved played and it wasn’t good enough. Or it was. Who care. Also what the hell is Danny even saying? Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Dance Hall Days from 2023-08-10T06:54:12
I am sorry for the profanity laced Fatwa I declared on the White Sox. But not really. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–I’m A Loner Dottie, A Rebel from 2023-08-03T03:48:22
The most important tradition in Chicago sports came to fruition. The Beloved are in pads. And Cubs Corner. Kinda. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–New Math from 2023-07-07T03:35:39
Free agency stuff has happened. Will it matter? Maybe. Who’s to say. Sky point Rick Froberg. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Kids from 2023-06-29T04:01:06
Is it time for the Boy Auction? Hey could be. Your team rules. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Why Can’t I Be You? from 2023-06-15T04:21:51
A review of The Cure show. And some Sports Thoughts. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Death Machine from 2023-06-08T04:16:09
KORCH. And other summer downtime musings. Thank you for your continued patronage. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Love And Logic from 2023-05-17T03:57:42
The Kool Aid is absolutely flowing over here, and we reserve the right to amend all of this. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Number One from 2023-05-09T03:46:47
Are we Hyped or Diaped? Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–I’ll Take What’s In The Box Monty from 2023-05-04T04:34:48
The Bears are out of The Box, and once again John is (w)right in his analysis. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Super Saturated from 2023-04-27T04:01
Prospect Perverts welcome for this one. Happy Birthday Sam (tomorrow on the 27th). Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–High Road from 2023-04-21T04:07:27
The End Of An Era, and but the weirdness remains. Thank you for your continued patronage. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Superpowers from 2023-04-12T03:54:56
The important thing is that WE survived. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Dancing On My Own from 2023-03-31T04:01:04
Show your fucking work, Danny. Also, baseball. Thanks. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Color Me Impressed from 2023-03-22T04:01:17
A ramshackle ass episode if ever there was one. But goddamn it we gave you 75 minutes of content. You’re welcome. And thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Brass Bell from 2023-03-15T04:16:25
The Beloved. They’re doing things. And we thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–We’re Getting A Divorce, You Keep The Diner from 2023-02-28T05:32:20
Reflections on an overdue end of an era, such as it is. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Doubts from 2023-02-21T04:57:08
What the hell are they even doing, and should we even care either way? But we thank you for caring enough to listen. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Love Song from 2023-02-14T04:49:36
Football is over so we have to talk about hockey more now. Every single one of you is our Valentine. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Them Bones from 2023-02-01T05:10:47
(Get In The) Dirt. Thanks. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Got The Time from 2023-01-25T05:31:39
It’s time for our NEWEST newest segment – Hypothetical or Diapathetical? Thank you and we’re sorry. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–One On One from 2023-01-17T05:15:26
It’s been a couple weeks, but we have draft thoughts and a disturbing amount of Hawks observations. Please enjoy and thank you as always. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS ...
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Live From The Five Hole–23 from 2023-01-04T05:11:24
Merry New Year. Shit is still wack. We’re trying, and we thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–X-Mas Card from 2022-12-21T05:20:47
Zudock’s got tickets, I wish I had. Oh well, he’ll freeze his kiester off out there. Chicago Bears…Terror of the Midway. Chicago Chipmunks, maybe but Bears? Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah Down...
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Live From The Five Hole–In Between Days from 2022-12-15T05:12:42
It’s the bye week, the Winter Tenants both suck, and neither baseball team has done anything. All filler, no killer. Thanks though. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Icarus Smicarus from 2022-12-08T05:07:28
Greg Grimby also thinks this the best the Winter Meetings have been in a while. Thank you again. Download| Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Great Lakes/Great Escapes from 2022-11-30T05:24:16
It’s grim, but somehow we power through. Fuck all this ancient history. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Dancing With Myself from 2022-11-17T05:11:04
Get the young man some help. Also Luke might not be a moron, but Amy’s Youngest does suck real bad. Thanks again. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Bring The Noise from 2022-11-09T04:59:49
Well that was a whole thing, wasn’t it? Thank you for listening. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–My Name Is Mud from 2022-11-02T04:05:45
Six foot two and rude as hell. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Melt Your Mind from 2022-10-27T04:18:24
That was fun. Seriously this time. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Eleven To Your Seven from 2022-10-19T04:04:50
Hyped………Or Diaped? We deeply apologize. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–No Excuses from 2022-10-12T04:10:15
The Bears are still bad but we liked what we saw. The Blackhawks are incredibly bad and we do not like what we see at all. Thank you as always. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Good Things from 2022-10-05T04:08:36
This is all fine. We’re fine. Thank you for listening. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Time Keeps On Slipping Into The (Cosmic) Future from 2022-09-28T04:04:48
Nothing has been resolved. But nothing matters. Thank you once again. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Head Over Heels from 2022-09-20T03:32:20
Well that was certainly enlightening. Thank you for your continued support, no you can’t be in the group chat. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Right As Rain (Part 2) from 2022-09-14T04:02:49
Bathing in the rainwater of victory. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Less Than from 2022-09-07T03:43:44
It’s everyone’s favorite episode, especially John’s. Witness the the debut of Sammy Kool Aid. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Conduit from 2022-08-31T02:53:58
Grasping at literally any reason for optimism that Justin Fields can provide to clear the low bar that we have for The Beloved, because the other teams in town have absolutely forsaken us. Thank yo...
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Live From The Five Hole–That’s When I Reach For My Revolver from 2022-08-18T04:00:31
It’s grim around town. But fortunately your favorite rays of sunshine are here. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Regret from 2022-07-15T04:12:10
The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it, until the time comes. The way is shut. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Second Hand News from 2022-06-30T03:37:48
This episode is way better than High Noon. Or The Second Half. Or The Midday Midway. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Heat Wave from 2022-06-15T03:42:43
Oh Christ this shit it is awful. Please enjoy this in air conditioning. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Jump Into The Fire from 2022-06-02T04:26:22
Sky Point Ray Liotta. Thanks. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Deceptacon from 2022-05-19T04:58:17
The process is in place. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–The Future Freaks Me Out from 2022-05-04T04:33:31
The Hawks season is thankfully over and the Bears season is only kind of just starting. It’s all a problem. Your continued support is appreciated. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RS...
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Live From The Five Hole–Creeping Death from 2022-04-20T03:54:31
The outlook isn’t good. Happy belated Easter and Passover. Thank you as always. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Dirty Old Town from 2022-04-14T03:52:06
Sláinte, Pat, and other grievances. Much obliged. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Totally Fine from 2022-04-07T04:07:05
The Hawks are officially dead and I guess this is the baseball preview episode? Either way, we thank you for your continued support. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Troubles from 2022-03-30T03:58:52
It’s all a problem. Thank you. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Collect Your Things And Run from 2022-03-24T04:14:03
This season’s destiny has been fulfilled. We talk about other things too. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Jailbreak from 2022-03-18T04:10:55
See me and the boys we don’t like it, so we’re gettin’ up and goin’ down. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–I Hate It Too from 2022-03-10T05:07:03
Everything old is new again in a hockey centric episode. Your listenership is valued. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Hit The City from 2022-02-25T05:41:49
After some deserved hibernation we’re back with an extended edition about god knows what. Mostly hockey this time. Listen to Mark Lanegan. Thank you as always. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Bridgeburner from 2022-02-04T05:08
Yeah, we’ve gotta do this show again. Fuck. Thanks. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Innuendo And Out The Other from 2022-01-28T05:11:31
A new era is upon us for The Beloved, and the Hawks keep trying to figure out if their new era is ever going to get here. We thank you for your continued patronage. Download | Spotify | Apple | Goo...
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Live From The Five Hole–Building The Even More Perfect Asshole Parade from 2022-01-19T05:32
Everyone’s got thoughts on everything that’s going on, especially Cobra Kai. Thank you once again. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–The Company from 2022-01-11T04:52:14
Another in a long line of absolutely insipid Bears press conferences in our collective lifetimes, but at least we all got what we wanted. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight) from 2021-12-23T04:36:49
Happppppyy Hollllllidayyyyyyyyyyys. Good Christmas to all, and to all a good night. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Double Vision Quest from 2021-12-15T03:25:44
‘Tis the season(s) for hard-hitting analysis. Thank you for listening. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Up To Nothing from 2021-12-09T03:15:55
Offensive frustration is building in multiple places around town. Thank you for your continued patronage. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Failed Imagineer from 2021-12-02T05:00:39
Private dismay on public display. Thank you as always. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Post-Bordeom from 2021-11-24T05:03:37
Well, The Beloved embarassed themselves yet again for seemingly the millionth time in our collective lifetime today, and to what end no one is clear on. Also, wither Kirby Dach? Happy Thanksgiving....
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Live From The Five Hole–The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald from 2021-11-11T05:00:15
With a load of iron ore and twenty six thousand tons more. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Indictment from 2021-11-03T04:31:21
We’re still dealing with it, but at least we cover some actual gameplay this time around. Thank you again. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Everything’s Ruined from 2021-10-27T04:11:12
We tried. Obvious content warnings here. Thank you for listening. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Rise from 2021-10-21T03:12:18
It’s all a problem. Please listen. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Turn The Season from 2021-10-12T04:25:23
A jumbo sized episode this week with a lot going on between Sox playoff fever/psychosis, The Beloved killing Jon Gruden’s career, and the looming spectre of yet another hockey season. Enjoy. Downlo...
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Live From The Five Hole–Natural One from 2021-10-07T03:48:56
A new era is upon us. As is plenty of existential dread. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Problems from 2021-09-29T04:56:21
Lordy. We unpack Sunday and the start of Magic Training Camp 4.0. It’s just as fun as it sounds. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Makes No Sense At All from 2021-09-22T04:01:47
The Beloved are probably going to bone the roll out (literally and figuratively) of Justin Fields as the starting quarterback, but there is still hope. Unlike say, on the West Side with whatever th...
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Live From The Five Hole–Blackout from 2021-09-08T04:19:14
It’s that time again folks, wherein we piss and moan about the Bears sucking out loud but by the end of the episode John has talked us into them being a potential playoff team. Come get a taste. Do...
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Live From The Five Hole–Cult Of Personality from 2021-09-02T03:53:19
It’s a straight up preview show for all of the wrestling folks out there in podcast land. We’re joined by our very own Andy Jonathan (@AirTrafficAJ) and the one, the only Book Of Loob (@itlooksreal...
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Live From The Five Hole–Street Fighting Man from 2021-08-25T04:10:55
Sky Point Charlie Watts. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–A Dozen Roses from 2021-08-05T04:22:45
It’s been a busy transactional week with the Hawks, baseball, Da Bool, and The Beloved, and we discuss it all. It’s the director’s cut this week, thanks for listening. Download | Spotify | Apple | ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Why, Oh Why, Oh Why (Oh Oh Oh Oh) from 2021-07-27T04:37:48
We go over the massive reshaping of the Hawks roster and their trajectory, and then get into a bit of The Beloved. Thanks for your continued listenership. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitc...
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Live From The Five Hole–Why I Like The Robins from 2021-07-02T04:01:51
This one as anticipated started out unpleasant but gradually made its way to our usual lunacy. Sky Point Bryan St. Pere. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Wasted Years from 2021-06-16T03:13:47
Well, hockey is into its final four, and we break down HOW THIS AFFECTS THE HAWKS, among other things. Please give a listen. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Army Of Me from 2021-05-26T03:15:02
We take a look at the the playoff situation in theNHL, work through some White Sox angst, and then everything goes to hell and all over the place. We appreciate your listenership. Download | Spotif...
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Live From The Five Hole–Bury Me With It from 2021-05-13T02:57:10
Any hopes of this team feeling any kind of urgency were completely shat upon during today’s media availability, and we’re here to toss more dirt on this waste of a season. And of course, everyone’s...
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Live From The Five Hole–Lucky Time from 2021-05-05T04:01:56
While the Hawks continue to fart away any chance of being reasonably competitive under coach Jeremy Prinze Jr., we spend the front end of this edition reveling in just how unlikely and fortunate wh...
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Live From The Five Hole–A View To A Kill from 2021-04-29T02:51:31
Well with the Hawks season all but mathematically over, we discuss the possibilities moving into the future, and of course brace ourselves from the assured hilarity of The Beloved making a draft pi...
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Live From The Five Hole–Garden from 2021-04-23T04:03:52
So this is a scattershot episode featuring elephant shit, the Hawks’ comeback against the Preds, plenty of soccer talk, and Guy Fieri to round it out. But we had fun, and we think you will too. Giv...
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Live From The Five Hole–Sometimes I Don’t Mind from 2021-04-15T03:47:50
We discuss the aftermath and ramifications of the Hawks trade deadline, as the moment of dawning comprehension of what happened in real time on the South Side starts to creep into the broadcast. De...
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Live From The Five Hole–Town Called Malice from 2021-04-08T13:00:36
The trade deadline approaches while the Hawks still manage to stay afloat, and baseball season is upon us and everyone has grand scale thoughts on the miniscule sample size. Find it all in the usua...
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Live From The Five Hole–Sometimes from 2021-04-01T13:00:42
In this stirring rendition, we offer thoughts on the continued struggles of the Hawks’ process despite Kirby Dach’s return, and offer some cogent and scintillating baseball thoughts. Give a listen,...
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Live From The Five Hole–Gates Of Steel from 2021-03-25T13:00:23
In this episode, the four of us Collaborate and Communicate on the trajectory of this team after an objectively terrible road trip but a reasonably solid effort against Florida. Also the Bears beca...
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Live From The Five Hole–Trusty Chords from 2021-03-17T13:00:21
And it was ever thus for The Beloved. Download | Spotify | Apple | Google| Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Large In The Margin from 2021-03-11T14:00:57
There’s plenty to discuss regarding Seabrook, this possibly being a revealing stretch for the Killer Instinct Hawks, and other miscellany in a largely hockey centric episode. Get it at the usual sp...
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Live From The Five Hole–In Too Deep from 2021-03-03T14:00:03
To the next step. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Robot Rock from 2021-02-24T14:00:02
All the robots are in the garage. We talk existential crises and what any of this Hawks stuff all means long term. Get the audio after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher...
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Live From The Five Hole–Spider In The Snow from 2021-02-17T14:00:55
The Hawks continue to buck the numbers, and we continue to shit all over the results. There’s a peppering of Chicago sports miscellany as well. Get it all after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTune...
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Live From The Five Hole–Want from 2021-02-11T14:00:17
In this edition we talk about the fine line between FUN and PESKY, and also contemplate the existential crisis of what it all means. Links after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Pla...
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Live From The Five Hole–No Fun from 2021-02-04T13:00:33
Well, I didn’t participate in this one, but based on the the chatter around the team and the intro music Sam chose it’s a fairly reasonable assumption that he, John, and Slak pop the balloon on the...
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Live From The Five Hole–Running Up That Hill from 2021-01-29T14:00:58
Well, the Hawks are on the board and the Bears just won’t let us forget them just yet in the offseason. Links after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Discipline from 2021-01-21T14:00:32
Well, this certainly has been an auspicious start for the West Side Hockey Club, and we have plenty of positive thoughts about the direction of the team as it is currently constructed. All the link...
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Live From The Five Hole–Your Time Is Gonna Come from 2021-01-13T14:00:16
Well, the Bears season is mercifully over as the Hawks season is unfortunately just about to start. We cover both in this transitional phase of your beshitted Chicago sports calendar. Find it all t...
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Live From The Five Hole–Decatur St. from 2021-01-06T14:00:14
It’s another week of the Bears season despite their best efforts, and the Hawks open camp. Give a listen, won’t you? Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Hand To Mouth from 2020-12-30T14:00:38
It’s the last recording of 2020, and there’s another fresh round of terrible things to discuss. Come join us won’t you? Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Like A Gift From God Or Whatever from 2020-12-22T14:00:20
The Yule Log is burning brightly, and there are Bears and Hawks thoughts abound to fill the stockings of all you degenerates who would otherwise be getting coal. Links below, it’s in all the usual ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Scram! from 2020-11-19T14:00:38
Thankfully, there’s been minimal Hawks news to be miserable about since we last convened, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of other Chicago Sports Angst go to around. Hang out with us for a bit, why...
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Live From The Five Hole–Armageddon from 2020-10-29T13:00:58
We cover a lot of bases in this one, none of them good. You know how to procure this. Enjoy. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Mean Street from 2020-10-13T13:00:02
So it’s been a long time since we rapped at ya. Plenty to cover, spanning far and wide. Enjoy. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? from 2020-09-10T13:00:54
It’s that time again, gang. You’ve all waited for it, you all adore it. It’s time to preview The Beloved. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Dead Man’s Coat from 2020-08-20T13:00:23
Well clearly there was a lot to go over and a lot to look towards with the Hawks’ season now (mercifully) over. This is runs longer than an Apatow movie, and will age even worse, but grab all the a...
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Live From The Five Hole–Change Your Mind from 2020-08-11T13:49:42
Well, the Hawks are in the playoffs, but does it really mean anything? Listen to Slak, Sam, John and myself to find out. Links after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher |...
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Live From The Five Hole–Remote Control from 2020-08-05T13:00:17
So this tournament is underway, and ohhhhhhhhhhh doctor does John have thoughts. Sam, Slak (again), and I are along for the ride. Grab it after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play |...
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Live From The Five Hole–The Summoning from 2020-07-30T03:16:48
Well, hockey is upon us, whether it’s a good idea or not. And who better to discuss these matters with during These Unprecedented Times than our erstwhile comrade Andrew Cieslak. This one ran a bit...
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Live From The Five Hole–Bastille Day from 2020-07-15T13:00:37
HEARD YOU MISSED US, WE’RE BACK. So restarts are starting to rumble to life across all the North American sports whether it’s a good idea or not, and that includes the NHL. So with that said, Sam, ...
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Live From The Five Hole–State Line from 2020-05-27T13:00:15
Well look at that, there’s a Hawks playoff matchup to discuss (kinda). Oh yeah, and plenty of sociopolitical subtext of mass death. But like Cronkite before us, we are the most trusted men in Ameri...
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Live From The Five Hole–Super Bon Bon from 2020-05-13T13:00:42
Look, it’s desolate out there, so we’re covering what we can. We had fun recording it, we hope you have fun listening to it. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Body Of An American from 2020-04-29T13:00:45
With John McDonough no longer with the organ-I-zation, Sam, John, and I give him a proper Irish wake, and discuss where the Hawks go from here among other things. Play the fucking song, Hugh. Dow...
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Live From The Five Hole–Whatever Happened To The Man Of Tomorrow?–With Ashok Selvam from 2020-04-23T13:00:48
We’re back once again in the midst of the lockdown with a very special Director’s Cut episode featuring friend Ashok Selvam (@Shokdiesel) of Eater Chicago to join us to discuss the talk of the spor...
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Live From The Five Hole–No Shelter from 2020-04-08T13:00:53
As the global situation rolls on, we’re still here discussing alternative plans for the leagues, and god knows what else. Audio after the jump. Sky point John Prine. Download | Spotify | iTunes |...
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Live From The Five Hole–Paper Thin from 2020-03-31T13:00:44
Everyone is on lockdown, as they should be, but that doesn’t mean we can’t bring you…well, whatever this is. John, Sam, and I discuss what’s to be done with the season going forward, and whatever e...
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Live From The Five Hole–Emerald from 2020-03-18T13:00:50
Look, everything is a goddamn mess right now. We don’t know what’s going on and neither do you. But Sam, John, and I have a podcast for you. That’s the best we can do. Enjoy. Download | Spotify |...
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Live From The Five Hole–Never Meant from 2020-03-10T13:00:44
After a week that flattered to deceive with hope but landed with a big, wet thud, Sam, John, and I hash out just what can be done from here for what feels like the 879th time since November of 2018...
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Live From The Five Hole–Corona from 2020-03-03T14:00:06
In the wake of the trade deadline with not much new to discuss, Sam, John and I reach into the ol’ feedbag and answer a bunch of questions. No subscription necessary, links and such after the jump....
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Live From The Five Hole–Feels Like I’m Going To Lose My Mind from 2020-02-25T16:19:02
This week, Rose Rankin, Fifth Feather, and Yours Truly discuss the Hawks deadline, whether they were as sick of Lehner’s shit as we are, Adam Boqvist and Lucas Carlsson, and what if anything the fu...
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Live From The Five Hole–15 Minutes from 2020-02-18T14:00:26
With this being the presumable last recording before the trade deadline, Sam, John, and I play armchair GM/roster-bate. It’s even more riveting broadcasting than usual. Always free, audio always af...
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Live From The Five Hole–Save It For Later from 2020-02-11T14:00:48
Sam, Pullega, and I examine what exactly this team is doing and where it’s headed after the break in into a possible season-defining road trip. As always, the links are after the jump and no subscr...
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Live From The Five Hole–Leave It All Behind from 2020-02-04T16:58:57
This week, The Oracle Of Humboldt Park Fifth Feather, The Colorado Heartthrob John Pullega, Queen Of The NW Suburbs Rose Rankin, and myself discuss the Hawks immediate future, their chances for the...
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Live From The Five Hole–Medicine from 2020-01-21T14:00:18
The erstwhile Andrew Cieslak rejoins us in honor of the Quenneville Bowl, and despite the Internet Monster almost inhaling John, the four of us manage to discuss the larger implications of this rec...
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Live From The Five Hole–In The Thickening Of Fear from 2020-01-14T15:56:38
Rose Rankin, Fifth Feather, and Yours Truly discuss Stan Bowman’s puffy-chested press conference, CCYP’s unique morning-skate thoughts, the folly of a Robin Lehner contract, and just how much we al...
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Live From The Five Hole–All Medicated Geniuses from 2020-01-07T14:00:43
With our first recording of the new decade, we naturally hash up shit from the 92-93 season, as well as try to decipher Jay Boqvist’s body language. No subscription necessary, everything after the ...
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Live From The Five Hole–The New Year from 2019-12-31T15:59:20
It’s New Year’s Eve and we’ve got theories abound regarding whatever the hell is going on with Brent Seabrook. No subscription required, audio after the jump. Happy 2020, cretins. Download | Spotif...
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Live From The Five Hole–Faintly Falling Ashes from 2019-12-17T14:00:47
A new week, a new set of grievances. Join us in the holiday cheer, will you? No subscription necessary. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–What Do You Want Me To Say? from 2019-12-10T14:00:07
The Hawks have taken 5 points out of 6, but of course there are a ton of underlying issues, all of which will be solved by Adam Boqvist’s return. Sam, Feather, and I yell at one another in this one...
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Live From The Five Hole–Rocket Fuel from 2019-12-05T14:00:51
We’re back after the Thanksgiving break, and boy are our arms tired. There’s been some stuff happening, and Sam, Pullega, and I get elbow deep into it. No subscription required as always, links abo...
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Live From The Five Hole–Soldier’s Requiem from 2019-11-21T14:00:53
Rose, Sam, and I discuss the recent “streak”, as well as the viability of a recently dismissed head coach. No subscription required, audio after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play ...
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Live From The Five Hole–11/12: I Know The Pieces Fit from 2019-11-13T14:00:35
This week, Fifth Feather, Rose Rankin, and I discuss the new “system,” the Hawks scoring, what they’ll do when Connor Murphy is healthy, Disney +, and what McDonough does for a living. Pretty much ...
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Live From The Five Hole–True Miserable Experience from 2019-11-07T14:00
So they’ve gotta fire him right? They’re gonna fire him. They should fire him. Feather, Hess, Sam, Me. No subscription, audio after the break. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher |...
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Live From The Five Hole–Hybrid Moments from 2019-10-31T13:00:33
Instead of dressing up and talking about something else this Halloween, we’re just going to be scary. No subscription necessary, audio after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | St...
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Live From The Five Hole–The Game Needed Me from 2019-10-24T13:00:49
Sam, Slak, and I discuss the call up of Kirby Dach and how he’s looked so far, and how to jump start what’s been a fairly sub par offense to this point. Always free, always after the jump. Download...
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Live From The Five Hole–Hole In The Earth from 2019-10-17T13:00:34
After the week long layoff, the Hawks finally have played at least enough games to pretend to have some thoughts regarding, so Fifth Feather John, Sam, and myself have things to tell everyone out t...
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Live From The Five Hole–Prophets Of Rage from 2019-10-02T13:00:16
Strap in motherfuckers, the season is about to start whether anyone wants it to or not. The gang’s all here. Free as always, audio after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitch...
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Live From The Five Hole–Fascination Street from 2019-09-25T13:00:30
With some pre-season games in the books, Rose, Sam, Hess, Pullega, and I discuss whatever the hell it is we’ve been watching, or in Sam’s case, not watching. Always free, always after the jump. Dow...
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Live From The Five Hole–Night Court from 2019-09-05T13:00:09
The Best Football Podcast In Town takes a stab at previewing the 2019 season for The Beloved. No subscription required, audio after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Our Hand Is Touching Your Hand from 2019-08-28T13:00:33
So as we’re still in the space madness portion of the schedule, we decided to do another silly pod. This time, it’s a wrestling podcast with Air Traffic AJ and Andrew Cieslak, as well as yours trul...
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Live From The Five Hole–Self Esteem from 2019-08-09T13:00:45
It was bound to happen sooner or later, but in the doldrums of hockey’s summer off season it was time for a White Sox roundtable featuring Fifth Feather, Hess, newcomer AJ, and myself as moderated ...
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Live From The Five Hole–F_ck Yeah, That Wide from 2019-07-17T13:00:43
You were promised Slak, but he was unavoidably detained. So instead you’ll have to deal with the Fifth Feather John, Sam, and I shouting at one another. Enjoy. As always, no subscription is require...
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Live From The Five Hole–Cities In Dust from 2019-07-03T13:00:26
Oh buddy, we’ve got things. It’s a five-way round robin this time with Hess, Rose, Pullega, Sam and myself discussing just what in the hell transpired at the onset of this summer’s free agency peri...
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Live From The Five Hole–The Pod from 2019-06-26T13:00:46
Sam, John Pullega, and myself discuss the draft aftermath (draftermath?) and looming free agency. As always, no subscription is necessary. Download |Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Alive Or Dead from 2019-06-19T13:00:48
Sam, myself, the Johns, Scottie, Luc, Ron Harper, Robert Chief…all discuss the future of the draft as it looms over everyone later in the week. As always there’s no subscription required for the po...
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Live From The Five Hole–It’s The End Of The World As We Know It from 2019-05-23T13:00
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Dead and Gone from 2019-04-25T13:00:42
Back in the traditional three man weave, we assess what’s transpired during the first round, and look ahead to the second. As always, no subscription is required to grab the audio after the jump. D...
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Live From The Five Hole–Madhouse from 2019-04-18T13:00:15
In a very special installment of Live From The Five Hole, we join forces with Jay Zawaski and James Neveau from the Madhouse Chicago Hockey Podcast to bring you a lengthy, verbose, mostly coherent ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Backseat Freestyle from 2019-04-03T13:00:33
There will be plenty of time for dissecting this fetid puddle of vomit of a season, but for now, it’s a five-way free for all, and it’s free as always. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | S...
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Live From The Five Hole–Dept. Of False Hope from 2019-03-28T13:00:58
Well it’s all over but the math, and Pullega, Fifth Feather, Sam, and myself have grievances to air. As always, no subscription is necessary, grab the audio after the jump at any number of outlets....
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Live From The Five Hole–Pattern Against User from 2019-03-20T13:00:47
Well the Hawks have taken 11 of 12 points, but don’t worry, Sam, Pullega, and myself still find plenty of shit to gripe about. As usual, the audio is free after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTune...
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Live From The Five Hole–So What’cha Want from 2019-03-05T14:00:08
We’re in the traditional three man weave formation this go around, discussing the pants pissing in California over the weekend and its larger implications. As always, the audio is free after the ju...
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Live From The Five Hole–Nothing Means Nothing from 2019-02-26T14:00:34
This week we discuss the Hawks lack of activity at the deadline, more gobbledygook from Stan Bowman, Henri Jokiharju’s place in the organization, and other mishegas.
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Live From The Five Hole–My Best Friend (Is A Nihilist) from 2019-02-20T14:00:27
This week returns to Double John formation where the unrelenting sillyness that is this Hawks season is discussed, and Fifth Feather gets more than a few baseball related thoughts off his chest as ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Another February from 2019-02-12T14:00:34
Rose, Fifth Feather John, Sam and myself break down the week that was including whatever these wins and the Delia signing mean with our trademark verve and candor. And it’s free as it always is on ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Law And Order: NMC from 2019-02-05T14:00:35
This week we’re discussing Brent Seabrook’s NMC, Duncan Keith’s NMC, my NMC, your NMC, your cousin’s NMC, everyone’s NMC! Also whether or not this four-game win-streak means anything, and what we’r...
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Live From The Five Hole–Trapped Under Ice from 2019-01-22T14:00:33
So there have only been two games since the last episode, but that won’t stop any of us from having loud and malformed thoughts. In this edition, it’s John Pullega and Rose Rankin joining the numbs...
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Live From The Five Hole–Can’t Win from 2019-01-16T14:00:39
Well this team is very entertaining. It’s a three man weave between Sam, Pullega, and myself for this one, and we’re on Spotify now so you motherfuckers have no excuses anymore. Free as always, com...
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Live From The Five Hole–Hung Out To Dry from 2019-01-09T14:00:49
After the holiday break, we’re back with thoughts about the “resurgent” Blackhawks. As always, the podcast is free after the jump. Download | Spotify | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Christmas At Ground Zero from 2018-12-18T14:00:19
‘Tis the season for extended mailbags, because no one really can stomach talking about the present state of things, and John Pullega and Rose Rankin warm themselves by the yule log. Because it’s th...
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Live From The Five Hole–In The Meantime from 2018-12-11T14:00:07
The hits just keep on coming, and despite everyone’s better judgement, we convene once again to talk about it, and Adam Hess is here as well to participate in scorching hot Bears thoughts towards t...
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Live From The Five Hole–Trouble Breathing from 2018-12-05T14:00:35
A week with no wins makes for a very lively podcast with both Johns (Pullega and Fifth Feather) and Rose here to chime in on things. The tenor of the recording is pretty much what is expected. But ...
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Live From The Five Hole–No More Love from 2018-11-27T14:00:44
There’s never a dull moment even when the on-ice product is mediocre at best, so that’s why Sam, Fifth Feather, Pullega, and myself (Scottie, Luc, Ron Harper, Robert Chief) are here to discuss it. ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Midwestern States from 2018-11-20T14:00:39
Adam Hess and Rose Rankin stopped by to assist in this weeks edition, which actually had some relatively positive outcomes to discuss. As always, no subscription is required for the podcast after t...
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Live From The Five Hole–All That’s Left from 2018-11-14T14:00:59
Three games into a new era to discuss in the three-man-weave Slak-less formation. As always the download is free after the jump. Download| iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–Goodbye Forever from 2018-11-07T14:00:05
So, some stuff happened. Listen. Download | iTunes | Google Play | Stitcher | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–That’s When I Reach For My Revolver from 2018-10-23T13:00:30
This spin around has the usual cast focusing on what in the name of fuck happened in the second period against Tampa, and if there’s anything that can be done about it long term. And because we car...
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Live From The Five Hole–Watch The Corners from 2018-10-16T13:00:17
There were only two games to talk about over the past week, and what a two games they were. Even still, the main crew is on hand to discuss all that was, and all that might be coming up with (hopef...
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Live From The Five Hole–House Of Keys from 2018-10-10T13:00:08
Well, at least it hasn’t been boring to this point after a week. And your original Intrepid Nephews try to suss out whether or not any of it means anything. And because we love you all dearly, the ...
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Live From The Five Hole–What A Time To Be Barely Alive from 2018-10-04T13:00:58
It’s a new season, and for the most part that’s probably not a good thing. But there’s a full cast here to discuss it anyway, with John Pullega and Rose Rankin joining in to discuss the slog that’s...
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Live From The Five Hole–Whales from 2018-07-13T13:00:05
Once again in the Slak-less formation, we discuss the trade of Marian Hossa’s contract (and leprosy), and the possibilities it opens up for one more move before things get extremely quiet for the s...
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Live From The Five Hole–Not What I Wanna Do from 2018-06-27T13:00:41
With a relatively uneventful draft now in the books, the focus now turns to free agency, and 75% of the usual cast is here to help sift through with with Cieslak overseas for the foreseeable future...
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Live From The Five Hole–Back And Forth from 2018-06-12T13:00:37
The main cast returns to give thoughts on the Cup Final, the recent rumors surrounding the Hawks, and what any of this means. As usual, no subscription is required, grab the audio after the jump. A...
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Live From The Five Hole–Goin’Against Your Mind from 2018-05-01T13:00:57
With the second round now upon us, Adam Hess takes a shift with Sam, John and myself to discuss the playoffs to this point. As always, no subscription is needed for the podcast, and can be grabbed ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Rearviewmirror from 2018-04-11T14:43:26
Now that this hell toilet of a season is behind us, the entire crew – Rose, Hess, Pullega, Slak, Feather, Sam, and some dickhead – all take stock of what was, what is, and what should never be, and...
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Live From The Five Hole–Private Radio from 2018-03-28T13:00:04
As we come down the home stretch, the full crew discusses one of the only remaining things left, the bevy of late season call ups and what the portend to next season. As always, the podcast does no...
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Live From The Five Hole–Live From Jersey Mike’s from 2018-03-21T15:20:03
This week we talk about Alex DeBrincat, just how bad the goalies have been, the hilarious Carolina GM search, and just a bunch of other nonsense. Share with your friends!
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Live From The Five Hole–Sex Gunzos from 2018-03-14T14:00:29
This week we discuss possibly trading Duncan Keith, the top line, the Bruins, the upcoming playoffs, and the Bears because that was way more fun than anything that came before it. Enjoy!
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Live From The Five Hole–Heresy from 2018-03-08T14:00:06
Come for the thoughts on whatever the hell is still going on with what’s left of this Hawks season, stay to find out why Rose, Sam, and Slak wanted to name this episode “Sex Gunzo’s” in spite of a ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Today’s Empires, Tomorrow’s Ashes from 2018-02-28T14:00:39
In this post-deadline episode, Adam Hess (@adamhess) joins John and myself, ably replacing Sam and Cieslak for the week with their prior commitments. We take a look at the trades the Hawks made as ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Vomit from 2018-02-21T14:00:43
Another week, another opportunity to dissect whatever the hell this season has become, particularly with the trade deadline looming and more deals to come. John Pullega fills in for the traveling S...
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Live From The Five Hole–Where Do I Begin? from 2018-02-14T14:00:20
So this is where we’re at. You have vitriol, we’re here to both inflame it and quell it at the same time. Grab the audio after the jump, and it’s outside the paywall as always. Download | iTunes ...
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Live From The Five Hole–On The Wings Of Maybe from 2018-02-06T16:33:51
This week we discuss how we’re always discussing the same things, Corey Crawford’s supposed return, is Q letting Lisa speak about her brain for his own selfish reasons, and why Kesha should but won...
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Live From The Five Hole–Hell Toilet from 2018-01-30T15:00:58
This week we talk about the All-Star game, the skills competition, and how the Hawks compare to the Bruins, Kings, and Penguins as well as other shenanigans we stumble upon. It’s… definitely four g...
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Live From The Five Hole–The Disaster March from 2018-01-24T14:00:42
The plane hasn’t quite crashed into the goddamn mountain, but it’s close, so what better time to give one of the newbies, John Pullega, his maiden voyage on the podcast in the place of an ill Ciesl...
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Live From The Five Hole–Captain Intangibles from 2018-01-16T14:00:05
It’s back. This week we discuss the stomach acid puke of an effort against Detroit, the polar opposite against Winnipeg, the Duclair trade, and what if this team was as transparent as others in tow...
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Live From The Five Hole–Beating My Head Against A Wall from 2018-01-09T14:00:47
In this week’s installment we discuss the ramifications of the Hawks’ transactions from Monday, the larger scale implications of Vegas’ success halfway through the season, and of course some talk B...
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Live From The Five Hole–100 Resolutions from 2018-01-03T14:00:37
With the holiday break behind us, and all four of us in tow, we take a look at what can be done about this weird, middling, frustrating team. Links after the jump, no subscription required. Downloa...
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Live From The Five Hole–A Christmas F-cking Miracle from 2017-12-19T14:00:56
We close out 2017 without John, but discuss the Hawks recent streak and what the greater implications down the road this season could be. As shall remain the case, the podcast posts will be free to...
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Live From The Five Hole–Big Man With A Gun from 2017-12-12T14:00:58
With the whole crew back for this episode, this recent stretch against dog ass opponents gets discussed, as well as the Erik Karlsson possibilities league-wide, along with holding teenage grudges a...
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Live From The Five Hole–Tip Your Bartender from 2017-12-06T14:00:25
With no Sam this week, Slak and John treat me like the substitute teacher that I am while we discuss the Freakout Hell Bus ride that was the last week, along with the ridiculous new lines. Get it a...
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Live From The Five Hole–The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret from 2017-11-29T14:00:16
Fresh off an understandable loss to the Preds last night, we take a look at the last week and what it portends to. Get the audio after the jump. No subscription needed. Download | iTunes | Google P...
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Live From The Five Hole–Everything Is Alright from 2017-11-21T14:00:16
Despite the Hawks not being in Western Canada for this week for the first time in any of our four lifetimes, we still have thoughts for you about Gustav Forsling, John McDonough, and Big Cat Willia...
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Live From The Five Hole–Where Have All The Rudeboys Gone? from 2017-11-14T20:09:57
Your Intrepid Nephews are all back in one place this week to discuss whatever the hell is going on with this team, how the Hockey Hall Of Fame is a joke, and a back half of the episode that veers o...
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Live From The Five Hole–The Waiting from 2017-10-03T13:00:38
We pay tribute to Tom Petty the only way we know how – talking shit about hockey and recalling Bryan Berard’s ’03-’04 season in this leadoff episode for the upcoming campaign. Links after the jump....
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Live From The Five Hole–Hammer Of The Gods from 2017-06-26T13:00:17
Some stuff happened didn’t it? We talked about all of it despite Slak not being around to offer his own special flavor of commentary. Grab it after the jump. Download | iTunes | Google Play | RSS
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Live From The Five Hole–I See My Life Somehow from 2017-04-26T13:00:56
It’s our post-mortem podcast. A bit shorthanded as Slak and Matt are on assignment, so Feather and I go through the Hawks’ crash out, the comments coming out of it, the firing of Mike Kitchen and T...
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Live From The Five Hole–You Don’t Get Me High Anymore from 2017-04-11T13:00:57
At long last, games that matter are here. And the four of us go around the league to try to parse out what matchups are going to be worthwhile in both conferences. Spoiler alert: The Leafs series i...
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Live From The Five Hole–Tribulations from 2017-04-04T13:00:40
With the Hawks locked into home ice in the West, we take this episode to address the NHL’s non paricipation in the Olympics, as well as answer a raft of reader questions. Listen after the jump. Dow...
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Live From The Five Hole–Not In Rivers But in Drops from 2017-03-29T13:00:28
On this installment, we discuss whatever the hell it was that happened among the Florida Men, including the fire drill going on with the youth at center. Things then expand outward to the league wi...
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Live From The Five Hole–Cooler Heads from 2017-03-21T13:00:21
On this week’s installment the four of us discuss the aftermath of the eastern Canadian swing and fall down the rabbit hole of the Great Sports Concussion Debate, and then proceed to defend a milli...
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Live From The Five Hole–Queen Of Hearts from 2017-03-14T13:00:28
Well now that we’re all on the same continent, let alone in the same time zone, the four of us discuss the game from Sunday afternoon and what it could portend to (not much), as well as plenty of o...
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Live From The Five Hole–Jack Of All Trades from 2017-02-28T14:00:09
As we were recording, there were actual trades going on in the NHL, and Cieslak was somewhere over the Atlantic, as he is being extradited to The Hague for his various war crimes. Sam has escaped f...
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Live From The Five Hole–Talk To Me (Featuring Scott Powers) from 2017-02-21T14:00:53
After the bye week, we return with a very special edition of Live From The Five Hole, as the esteemed Scott Powers of The Athletic joins us and gives some great insight about the current state of ...
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Live From The Five Hole–Slump from 2017-02-08T14:00:26
Since not much has changed since the last time we convened and we can only beat so many topics to death, we cover what are apparently declining television ratings for the local squad, as well as ho...
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Live From The Five Hole -Midlife Crisis from 2017-01-31T15:32:31
In this post All Star edition, all four of us are back in the fold, and here to discuss anything but what happened during the weekend, as none of us watched a second of it. There was brief discussi...
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Live From The Five Hole–Russian Spies from 2017-01-24T14:00:29
On this week’s edition, John makes his triumphant return while Cieslak is doing god knows what in Vegas. We discuss the Hawks recent goaltending NON-troversy, as well as Artemi Panarin channeling K...
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Live From The Five Hole–Hooray from 2017-01-17T14:00:15
Despite not having John present and the season being all but over after this past weekend, the other three of us still manage to absolutely beat to death a couple of our favorite subjects: Why is J...
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Live From The Five Hole–Flagpole Sitta from 2017-01-10T14:00:33
After a break for the holidays, we return with an extended edition of the podcast, since it’s been about 3 weeks since all four of us had last convened. A bevy of topics are covered, with even more...
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Live From The Five Hole–Last Christmas from 2016-12-20T14:00:13
With the gang all home for the holidays, the Hawks’ recent streak is discussed along with some of the roster flexibility that they may need further down the line. Now let’s all put on our earmuffs ...
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Live From The Five Hole–12/14 from 2016-12-14T18:42:50
A day late, sorry about that. Anyway, Fifth Feather, Cieslak, and myself discuss the state of the Hawks’ defense, their goaltending, league-wide trends, 24/7, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Enjo...
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Live From The Five Hole–Ordinary World from 2016-12-06T14:00:02
In this latest installment, we somehow manage to gripe and carp for nearly an hour about how boring this team is without either Jonathan Toews or Corey Crawford. Also, using our four combined medic...
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Live From The Five Hole–Milquetoast from 2016-11-29T14:00:26
With the final Circus Trip in the books, the back end of it is dissected as the Hawks spend a healthy portion of December at home, tonight’s guests the Panthers are discussed at length, and a new s...
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Live From The Five Hole–Boatless Booze Cruise from 2016-11-22T14:00:54
While this installment had minimal technical difficulties, that’s more than can be said for the Hawks last night. And now that that’s behind everyone, Sam, Slak, and I look ahead to the annual (and...
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Live From The Five Hole–DDFH from 2016-11-15T14:00:46
A week after the Internet Monster ate our last foray into podcasting, it damn near grabbed this one too, so apologies for the interlude about 17 minutes in. But never fear, your Intrepid Nephews (A...
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Live From The Five Hole–Waiting from 2016-10-25T12:00:18
In the immediate moments preceding whatever Hawks/Flames was last night, Sam and Slak try to contain their Cubs Fever while all of us wonder when the PK will improve and when anything is going to b...
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Live From The Five Hole–Panic Attack from 2016-10-18T14:00:03
In this edition of the podcast that’s taking the nation by storm, we sit down to discuss the week that was both locally and in the league, and discuss how valuable small sample sizes are for everyo...
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Live From The Five Hole–Start Choppin Featuring J.R. Lind from 2016-10-12T13:30:57
Predators expert and bowtie aficionado extraordinaire J.R. Lind stops by this week to give everyone a peek at what to expect out of Nashville in the back half of the episode, but not before the Hoc...
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Live From The Five Hole–Bogus Journey from 2016-10-04T15:00:20
Holy shit, this actually got done two weeks in a row. And what a riveting 40ish minutes this is, wherein the training camp roster battles and Artemi Panerin’s contract issue are discussed. Find new...
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Live From The Five Hole–Everybody Wants To Rule The World from 2016-09-27T15:15:38
With apologies to Dennis Miller Live’s theme music, we decided to counter-program last night’s debate with the issues that are really on the mind of the American Electorate. Sam, John, myself, Scot...
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Live From The Five Hole–Cruel Summer from 2015-10-07T02:16:25
In yet another attempt to make something out of this format, Sam, FifthFeather and myself discuss matters both of local and league-wide interest as the new campaign begins tomorrow night. Stream be...
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Live From The Five Hole–Over The Electric Grapevine (Chris Block, Ryan Lambert) from 2014-11-20T18:10:58
It’s time once again for another rousing edition of our podcast, Live From The Five Hole. This time Chris Block of The Third Man In joins the fray to elaborate on the comings and goings from Rock V...
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Live From The Five Hole–Season Preview with Sean Gentille and Steve Lepore from 2014-10-07T15:45:18
With the season beginning in earnest tomorrow and the Hawks fandom consumed by Carcillo and Leddy mania, it seemed like a good idea to get some outside perspective on the goings on elsewhere in the...
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Stranger Than Fiction–Kings/Western Conference Final Preview Podcast With The Royal Half from 2014-05-17T16:52
With there being about 40 hours (give or take, depending on time zones) between the death honk of the Ducks and the Kings taking the ice on West Madison tomorrow afternoon, there’s obviously not ne...
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