Flailing Through First SPECIAL EDITION: Our Considered Opinion About TSR - a podcast by How I Spent My Allowance

In which Will and I discuss certain events in the gaming community. And I wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it goes (to the tune of "Duncan and Brady" by The New Riders of the Purple Sage).

Well, tumble, tumble, tumble, small d4
Ernie Gygax junior’s coming through the door
Gonna revive his dad’s company
He'll cater to old white men, just you wait and see

Chorus:
You know he's
Been rollin’ dice too long
Been rollin’ dice too long
Been rollin’ dice too long
Said Ernie, your time has gone 

Now gaming as a culture has come pretty far
Then along comes Ernie with his TSR
He thought Wizards of the Coast was acting too woke
And cast Protection from Evil as a little joke.

Chorus

Well Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, you know you done wrong
We like diversity, we like to get along
You’re a racist, sexist transphobe, that’s pretty clear
Now take your busted system and get outta here

Chorus

Well, tumble, tumble, tumble, small d4
Ernie Gygax junior’s coming through the door
Gonna revive his dad’s company
He'll cater to old white men, just you wait and see.

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