Podcasts by Full 90 Soccer Time
A weekly look into the Seattle Sounders FC, nerdy soccer culture, fan outrage, sumo, and an attempt to understand the hottest soccer league not funded by foreign royalty, MLS.
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S5E02 - Excited Orca from 2022-02-17T17:50:36
Need a reason to get excited about buildings?! What about three-legged horse skeleton mascots fighting whales in the parking lot? The Sounders play a real match this week and announced a bunch of o...
ListenS5E01 - Australian Wilson from 2022-02-10T17:42:48
Careful where you point that webcam, last thing we want is a Swiss Nouhou doing an Australian Wilson. Your never weekly look into Seattle Sounders FC is back to mourn the loss of Brad Bradsmith and...
ListenS4E20 - Big Buns from 2021-12-16T22:56
Let us cram six weeks of missing episodes into 45 minutes of fun! The first 30 minutes might even be good... We need to know who you think has the best butt on the team #bestbutt. There's a new lea...
ListenS4E19 - Don Gjeans from 2021-11-03T21:04
We’re not in Kansas anymore, but don’t tell Raul Ruidiaz or his mother. The Sounders are playing like #HotGarbage and now Will Bruin is doin his knee surgery. The boys head north to blame Canada an...
ListenS4E18 - Thunder... THUNDER... THUNDER from 2021-10-14T10:00
You may have thought we were dead, but we were just mildly distracted! Welcome back to the fun.
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S4E16 - Peruvian Batman from 2021-07-29T18:06:46
We, too, understand the difficulties of doing hard work, so we feel you, Sounders. This week, Peruvian Batman and the Junior Justice League take on Jan Jose in what definitely is not a trap game wh...
ListenS4E15 - Free Willy from 2021-07-15T21:45:07
Zombie-diaz is giving us big Nate Jaqua vibes, and Will Bruin is giving us more than we bargained for. We have more questionable ideas about a new Sounders crest and a new Sounders goal celebration...
ListenS4E13 - Ramps! from 2021-07-01T21:30
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ListenS4E13 - Lobster Levesque from 2021-06-24T20:00
Here’s your chance to name Branden’s baby! Sorry, Helicopter is already taken. The UNDEFEATED Sounders host the British Morlumbia Real Vancouver WhiteSaltlakes FC. Come for the soccer; stay for the...
ListenS4E12 - Pouchie Ouchie from 2021-06-10T21:32
Suffering from a severe case of Kangaroo Glaucoma, our baby bald big golden bogan boi is coming home. Clint Dempsey is a walking meme (but hasn’t he always been?) and the only way Fredy could get m...
Listen10,000 Duck-sized Keepers from 2021-05-27T22:53
The Brian Schmetzer Orchestra takes on the [Extremely Matthew McConaughey voice] “not good not good not good” Austin FC after a Deb-tastic draw against the flying Josefs. The pandemic made us all j...
ListenS4E10 - Darth Compost from 2021-05-19T21:12
Imagine not supporting the Sounders? The bald gets it done again and daddy Schmetz’s boys take care of old man Bob Sadley. The FC Columbus Crew SC got rid of their Dorito and the padawan trio of Re...
ListenS4E09 - The Twellman Tattoo from 2021-05-13T22:06
What. Was. That. Which Roldan is a Sounders legend? Answer: yes. We find out just how many Nouhous Nouhou is actually making, and why all the coffee at Starfire and Lumen might start tasting like S...
ListenS4E08 - Horse Glaucoma from 2021-05-11T02:49
Do you look like you know math? Aaron does. Fredy Montero switched his numbers around and brought out peak 2012 while NewHou looked like OldHou and Yeimar looked thicc. Wash your hooves and hide yo...
ListenS4E07 - Australian Teriyaki from 2021-05-05T23:45
Sit down, grab your spicy ‘yaki and join us for a few minutes of #HotGarbage and XXL bikes (don’t combine spicy teriyaki and bike rides though without a travel #bidet). We take a peak behind the di...
ListenS4E06 - Brand Spankin' Newhou from 2021-04-28T19:09
ALWAYS LISTEN TO NOUHOU. We wag our fingers (and our big dumb mouths) at one member of the Sounders FC central defense and make up for missing our 4/20 pod with 69* dumb jokes about our new league ...
ListenS4E05 - *dog noises* from 2021-04-14T07:00
Right before recording, we said, “let’s remember to be dumb,” then we were smart for like, 10 minutes straight. We’re sorry. We made up for it with bad Chewbacca impressions. Nouhou is a New HouMan...
ListenS4E04 - The Magic Show from 2021-04-08T04:00
Looks like the band is back together, and by band we mean two dudes who used to do magic in Utah. Fredy Montero is teaching Nouhou how to wax, Ruidiaz gets his green card, and Arreaga gets his red ...
ListenS4E03 - Trippy Grimace AGAIN from 2021-03-27T22:16:16
This is the same episode as yesterday but without cutting Branden off mid-sentence. The injustice, we know! Anyway, thanks/sorry but what were you expecting from this show?!
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S4E03 - Trippy Grimace from 2021-03-26T20:28
This kit is #hot, it’s our bodies that are #garbage. Haterz gonna hate, but Sounders gonna cash in on a son about the history of the wars on Neptune. Look, we’re gonna be honest, we spend a lot of ...
ListenS4E02 - Joevin and Jones from 2021-03-18T21:23:30
LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY CLAP CLAP CLAP. We finally figured out what Zulily does, and finally, a review that *gets* us. It’s impossible to tear your hamstring in Canada (because you end up tearing s...
ListenS4E01 - ETERNAL BAD FOREVER GARBAGE from 2021-03-04T17:45
We’re back, and we’re so sorry. We finally found the megazord of Branden and Gregr’s favorite sports (and the athletes even look like Power Rangers), plus we prove just how little we know about wha...
ListenS3E36 - MLS Cup Highlighter Fight from 2020-12-08T23:43:12
The Combination DJ Schmetz House Muzik/Taco Time went BANANAS last night and we’re going to the Cup! Minnesota got all Fartland leaky in the end and Big Bill Energy took over. We spent way too much...
ListenS3E35 - The Jordan Morris Super Serum from 2020-12-02T20:39
Top o’ the mornin’ to Shane O’Neill and ABSOLUTELY NOBODY ELSE. The man who we all expected to carry us into playoff glory...checks notes… Shane O’Neill used his noggin to secure yet another berth ...
ListenS3E34 - That's So Nouhou... from 2020-11-26T01:20:03
We've got an idea to really anger the "football" purists that quickly gets wiener-y and then we basically spend an entire episode hashing out the existence of commentator Taylor Twellman. One of ou...
ListenS3E33 - And the Golden Clog Goes To... from 2020-11-19T13:33
Would you rather fight 100 LAFC size FC Friscos or 1 FC Frisco size LAFC? Some guy older than Ichiro bought into the Sounders because his wife loves Macklemore, and Hodor Dame gets a new logo. It’s...
ListenS3E32 - Would Third Place Have Been Better? from 2020-11-11T03:58:34
Seattle managed to claw back second place in the Western Conference with a big win on hashtag Decision Day double hashtag dollar sign, but could it have been better to be bested by Fartland and the...
ListenS3E31 - Hands off Schmetz's guns from 2020-11-04T00:16
Is Brian Schmetzer about to get paid or get let go (and do you want to win Branden’s new house)? Sounders play twice in the post-election dystopia that makes about as much sense as how they are dec...
ListenS3E30 - FIFA 69 from 2020-10-29T02:52
King of the Mountain Sounders FC made the playoffs for the 12th time in 10 years playing against Vancouver Montero in Portland (past Branden and Gregr are very confused). FIFA 21 is ALL OVER THE PL...
ListenS3E30 - FIFA 69 from 2020-10-29T02:52
King of the Mountain Sounders FC made the playoffs for the 12th time in 10 years playing against Vancouver Montero in Portland (past Branden and Gregr are very confused). FIFA 21 is ALL OVER THE PL...
ListenS3E30 - FIFA 69 from 2020-10-29T02:52
King of the Mountain Sounders FC made the playoffs for the 12th time in 10 years playing against Vancouver Montero in Portland (past Branden and Gregr are very confused). FIFA 21 is ALL OVER THE PL...
ListenS3E29 - That's Some Top Notch Fandering from 2020-10-21T22:18:37
Get off the ATV that turns into a helicopter that Obafemi Martins bought for you and listen to this podcast. Mauro Rosales gives expert medical attention, and expert medical attention is what all f...
ListenS3E28 - Return of the Injury Generator from 2020-10-14T19:10
The team that once got the plagued also got stopped by corona - no match against Colorado this week means a Sounders FC squad that looked they were fresh out of dental surgery and straight on to th...
ListenS3E27 - We're Starting a Supporters Group from 2020-10-06T02:30:54
Finally, this podcast is taking a stand on something: we are Pro PRO Pro/Rel and we don’t care who knows. Boy 1 and Boy 2 here to tell you that Big Boi and Joao Boy-o are going to be our saviors as...
ListenS3E26 - Pad Cast from 2020-09-29T16:00
Hey boss babe, sell five chankonabes and become a Yokozuna like me, Alex Roldan. Roman Torres is BACK to retain his title as biggest boi, and to defeat the northern invaders, Whitecaps FC who are B...
ListenS3E25 - Hangin Chads from 2020-09-22T16:00
If you’re still getting your news from mlssoccerdotcom.com, what are you doing? Tour de France, check. Sumo, check. Sumo de France, check. Geopolitical breaking news and Thursday night television, ...
ListenS3E25 - Hangin Chads from 2020-09-22T16:00
If you’re still getting your news from mlssoccerdotcom.com, what are you doing? Tour de France, check. Sumo, check. Sumo de France, check. Geopolitical breaking news and Thursday night television, ...
ListenS3E24 - AC Seattle from 2020-09-15T20:45
In the literal hellscape we currently live in, it would appear that it is also a groundhog day of a season as the Sounders will play LAFC for the infinith time, but at least LAFC only beat San Jose...
ListenS3E23 - Fancy France Ranch from 2020-09-09T19:45
Like a stadium in Texas, our podcast feed sounds better with piped in crowd noise and is only 25% full. As you’ll hear, we have to do the 8 mile thing where we dunk on ourselves so nobody can dunk ...
ListenS3E22 - Spicy Weiner from 2020-08-25T13:00
When a bad touch leads to discussion about the human condition, it can only mean one thing — soccer is back. Emodiaz pulled the soccer ball out of the Wizard Bird virtual ad realm to t-bag the Timb...
ListenS3E21 - Cape Up from 2020-08-12T12:00
Grab your bi-color cape, we're keeping soccer alive the best way we know how! Let the sickness continue so the league can live. Also, warning about possible inhalation of exercise farts... See omn...
ListenS3E20 - Awww Coconuts from 2020-07-23T16:30
We waited for lightning and storms to pass and we still don’t know who the Sounders will play in the Playoffs Jr., or how they somehow secured the #2 seed in their group, or how Vancouver advanced ...
ListenS3E19 - Ruined Diaz from 2020-07-16T17:00
We’d rather eat a deep dish pizza than be put through 100 minutes of that again. The Rave Green were drenched in the springs of the Chad Barrett River, but they’re going to need more than that if t...
ListenS3E18 - NSFL: Neck Space For Lease from 2020-07-11T15:45
Well, that was something. Sounders are back, kinda, and if you want to get up early on Tuesday, you can see if it gets any better, because it can’t get worse. You can now lease your neck to Raul Ru...
ListenS3E17 - Salty Man Water from 2020-07-09T13:30
Two games into the tournament (or one if you’re Gregr) and we learned a few things. Mainly, MLS is crap, white shirts are see-through when wet #FreeTheNip, and we should all hold our ACLs a little ...
ListenS3E16 - Skip The Kissing Booth from 2020-07-07T12:45
Time to change the name to the Most of MLS is back Cup! FC Dallas hit the long dusty highway home and Nashville seem ready to do the same, but Dr. Spaceman seems to think it’s still safe to play an...
ListenS3E15 - I Must Be Emu from 2020-07-02T14:00
Are there Emos in Australia? The Retournament is somehow still happening despite FC Dallas coming down with so much COVID. Stretch ya neck with Raul. Come get a podcast sandwich of undercooked pota...
ListenS3E14 - The Retournament from 2020-06-24T16:00
We found the Wizard Bird! By we, we mean you, and by you, we mean Jean and David. The Green Sounders look great, so let’s hope they play those guys in the Returnament. Florida is a HOT MESS but MLS...
ListenS3E13 - Squirrelos from 2020-06-17T14:15
Is time real? Are birds real? Is any of this world real? Harry Shipp left the Sounders to go wrestle with some of life’s existential questions and left the rest of us behind IN ORLANDO WITH CALEB P...
ListenS3E12 - Raul Rufousdiaz from 2020-06-12T14:30
Quick, three beers! The New Episode of Full 90 Soccer Time Tournament is back and we are taking a look at all groups of the MLS is Back tournament, except stupid boring group A, which sucks. We STI...
ListenS3E11 Deal or No Deal Reaction Pod from 2020-06-11T14:00
Dallas, Vancouver, and San Jose all walk into an Orlando for some freaky group stuff with Seattle, Fartland gets picked last, and we’re going to tell Group F we are just going out for a pack of smo...
ListenS3E10 - Iguana Banana from 2020-06-10T12:00
MLS is Back and Chicago finally has a chance to win the World Cup. Scuba Steve knows that July and August could spell disaster for the Sounders, but we’ll all be up at 6am to see how it goes. Would...
ListenS3E09 - Name That Bird from 2020-06-03T05:00
Our DEFINITELY weekly look into Seattle Sounders FC. We could be getting close to an MLS return unless players and the league can’t figure out who gets Danny Leyva in the custody battle and how to ...
ListenS3E08 - Cardboard Fans from 2020-05-05T12:45
Times are bleak when even our biggest-bois can’t compete. If one player were to have no impulse control and get a face tattoo, we all know who it would be. Somehow we got Roger Levesque to talk to ...
ListenS3E07 - "You could hear them fart" from 2020-04-30T12:30
Well, this was uploaded to the wrong feed so it never went live here. Good job, Gregr. We don’t know when we’ll soccer again, but we do know that Sumo has not, will not, and shant ever let us down....
ListenS3E06 - Haus Musik from 2020-04-16T14:15
Seattle’s third most famous celebrity joins Full 90 Soccer Time this week as we break down the hottest soccer league hopefully getting some of that foreign royalty cash. Quarantine has made us terr...
ListenS3E05 - Best Ever Man Of The Match from 2020-04-07T14:00
Do you miss sports? Do you miss haircuts? We can’t fix either of those things, but we can make dildo jokes and talk about Nico’s new facial hair. We’re all trying to make sense of the world and our...
ListenStoppage Time (literally) - Non-Essential Content from 2020-03-13T14:00
The Coronavirus has postponed the MLS season, at least for now, but what will the state of the league be after 30 days, and do we all need to buy bidets? The 25th season of MLS will be one we’ll ne...
ListenS3E03 - The Prince Leo from 2020-03-10T05:30
We’ve been practicing mandatory social distancing for years! This week on the pod, we learn about the fat slap, Branden’s Green birthday, and Miguel Ibarra learning to do the robot. Nouhou becomes ...
ListenS2E03 - Fear Poops from 2020-03-04T05:15
Japan found the cure for coronavirus*, injury (duty) issues are already a concern, and finally Branden can stop with the fear poops - it's a good thing because Seattle bought up all the toilet pape...
ListenStoppage Time - Brad Evans from 2020-02-25T09:00
Sounders FC legend, Brad Evans, took a year with his wife to hop in the airstream and see all the parks. He's back with Sounders FC as a brand ambassador #BrandEvans and judging by this chat, he's ...
ListenStoppage Time - Dave Clark on Tacoma Defiance 2020 from 2020-02-20T05:30
While the hype train pulls from the station fresh with a second star painted on the coal car, another season is about to swing into action in Pierce County. Tacoma Defiance look to generate a littl...
ListenS3E01 - Welcome Back! from 2020-02-13T05:30
Like that annoying alarm clock that starts screaming at you to let you know the off-season is over, WE’RE BACK! With an off-kilter star on our chest and a fast-food milkshake all over our big belli...
ListenPODCAST PARTY!!! from 2019-11-21T07:00
Saturday 3-6p Flatstick Pub (21+) Pioneer SquareFree shirts (while supplies last) See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.To learn more about listener data and our privacy pra...
ListenS2E34 - The Full 90 Awards from 2019-11-19T07:00
Sounders will lose one player, but who will it be? Find out next week on true survivor! Or skip ahead to 24:00 as we dish out our end of season awards to see who won “Most Handsomest,” and the “Wor...
ListenS2E33 - Definitely Two Stars from 2019-11-14T05:30
Come to our party on November 23 at Flatstick Pub! 3pm-6pm, 21+, free games! Sounders won the cup, but more importantly, does that make them Yokozuna? We disagree about whether or not the first hal...
ListenS2E32 - 22 Men 1 Cup from 2019-11-05T11:45
The grudge match to end all grudge matches, at least until the 2020 MLS Cup Final between these two teams again. Tune into EhBC to watch the Rave Green take down Michael Baldley in the three-match....
ListenS2E31 - We're Hosting MLS Cup!! from 2019-11-01T05:30
In the least probable outcome, Seattle Sounders FC beat LAFC and Toronto dethroned reigning champs, Atlanta, meaning that for Seattle fans, the cup stops here! Pay Raul Ruidiaz every one of the Per...
ListenS2E30 - Holy Shipp! from 2019-10-21T20:00
Who knew that the best defense was not playing defense at all?! Turns out single-elimination soccer is super fun (and terrifying but mostly fun), especially when you unleash the choo-choo. This wee...
ListenS2E29 - Canadian Gravy from 2019-10-15T10:45
This week, the Sounders go into the SINGLE ELIMINATION playoffs on the back of two 1-0 wins, but more importantly, Jordan Morris might own Cuba now? Frisco, Texas, is a place where both GI Joe Cobr...
ListenS2E28 - See You Never from 2019-10-08T11:30
Say no to kids robbing you, and yes to Roman Torres! Nico’s beard gets the attention it deserves, and we preview the infinite void created by the small vacuum that are international breaks before t...
ListenS2E27 - Jordan Morris, He Can Get It from 2019-10-03T08:30
Ozzie Alonso’s force ghost is back and he has a chip on his shoulder. Sounders sneak away from the Longest (not underwater) bar in North America because of Jordan Morris’ sexy feet, and they need t...
ListenS2E26 - Sweet Stefan’s Fries from 2019-09-24T08:45
Sounders FC are in Pemco commercial standoff “you have the last piece, no really I mean it, you sure? Does anyone else want it? No no I’m actually full anyway, are you for real sure?” fight for a s...
ListenS2E25 - Chad Evans Neck Tats from 2019-09-17T06:45
The army of clones in Rave Green march their way back home to decisively (and terrifyingly) beat the Red Bulls, but it’s the next few that count. We talk fans leaving, V-Rod coming back, and the we...
ListenS2E24 - The Hand of Wad from 2019-09-11T05:45
A ragtag group of children go to Colorado and get beat by a bleached brazilian who may or may not have a brazilian. We join Fan Outrage to get mad at international breaks and talk about just how mu...
ListenS2E23 - Kit Man from 2019-09-04T05:15
Just like Sumo in September, we’re back! Just in time to see LITERALLY (not literally) EVERY PLAYER leave. Sounders break out the jazz piano for Kitman to play left back (‘member when we had 3?) an...
ListenS2E22 - Etsy Messi from 2019-08-21T06:15
Yes, we had THAT conversation. Could you fire your own dad? Sounders‘ new dad is Zlatan and they are one bad result from being below the line. Cascadia Cup is up for grabs as Sounders travel to a L...
ListenStoppage Time: Ownershipp from 2019-08-14T11:15
Russell Wilson completes takeover of Seattle buying part of the Sounders from Joe Roth, which paves the way for linebacker Roman Torres. Listen to Ciara do 1-2 Step-overs while figuring who exactly...
ListenS2E21 - jajaja FC from 2019-08-13T05:30
Sounders are facing the two biggest matches of the season and could end up anywhere between second and eighth depending on how it goes. Fan Outrage is BACK and it’s pissed about three matches in ei...
ListenS2E20 - Bottle of the Barrel from 2019-08-07T05:45
No more GAM or TAM, it’s all about what we do with the BAM. Roman Torres got Samurai Jacked and now the Sounders back line us up against it this week. Bruce and the Revolution visit to make Doves C...
ListenS2E19 - Buttload of Touches from 2019-07-31T05:30
Have we seen the last of Brad Bradsmith? Sounders get three points in Houston with a Jordan Morris sombrero, and another dude coming untucked, but next up it’s some people from Kansas (or Missouri ...
ListenS2E19 - Safety Scissors from 2019-07-25T12:00
Hint - if you see a Portland goalkeeper outside the CenturyLink parking garage, tell him he sucks. We preview the match against Houston who are doing an opposite Sounders, but who effing cares we’r...
ListenS2E17 - Meine Eier from 2019-07-17T05:45
The Sounders play moneybald and it pays off against Atlanta. Learn German and why Harry Shipp is the Charlie Day of Seattle as we break down why Fartland sucks and you NEVER LEAVE AT HALFTIME. See...
ListenS2E16 - No.1 Fan of the Pod from 2019-07-10T05:30
Sounders are back in Seattle and we burned down an apartment! Not really, but it was close. Seattle faces Atlanta who are playing outside the comfort of Megatron’s Butthole where they haven’t fared...
ListenS2E15 - Crystal Pepsi Episode from 2019-07-04T05:45
Seattle Defiance FC are ok at soccer, but not too great at baseball it turns out. To their own demise, they did not take our advice and start Big Boi up top, or start anybody we thought they would ...
ListenS2E14 - The Roman Torres Experience from 2019-07-03T06:00
Seattle packing up the Young Boi's and sending em to the big city in hopes of some road points. At least one extra "forward" will be available... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy i...
ListenS2E13 - Not So Spursy from 2019-06-26T09:00
The Sounders’ designated survivor Alfonso Ocampo-Chavez is the last forward left on the roster, and he’s our only hope as the Sounders host Whitecaps in the Chad Marshall Memorial Cup (He’s not dea...
ListenS2E12 - Soccer for Giraffes from 2019-05-29T05:30
With a bandana full of their stuff attached to a stick over their shoulder, the Sounders head to Frisco to tell #GiraffeFacts by the campfire and talk about their favorite yokozuna. Fan Outrage ret...
ListenS2E11 - Curse of the Four C's from 2019-05-22T10:00
Congrats for a legendary career, Chad Marshall. Thanks for sacrificing your body for Seattle week in and week out. Thanks for being our soccer dad, and enjoy all the time you get to be a real dad t...
ListenS210 - Diamond Status from 2019-05-15T05:30
Big pod question: if Brad Bradsmith/Bradsith was a jedi, what color lightsaber would that dude swing? He's been an incredible defender but the dude also rockets in offensive crosses like crazy. Als...
ListenS209 - Space Buns from 2019-05-09T07:00
Wait a second...Houston is good? Sounders pick up two new players (#SpaceBuns). Like Bob Ross, Sounders love drawing and are #Warm going into this weekend’s match against Dynamo. Also, someone on t...
ListenS208 - Eyeball Transplants from 2019-05-01T11:15
Partying with MLS DisCo, Cristian Roldan gets the Ted Card, and the whole world goes bonkers. Sounders travel north of the wall this week to see an old Cuban guy who is probably mad at them. Maybe ...
ListenStoppage Time: James Woollard from 2019-04-30T12:30
His is the deep booming voice to whom you've yelled but likely never spoken. He's James Woollard, stadium announcer for Seattle Sounders FC at CenturyLink Field, and he bellows first names to which...
ListenS207 - CB's Fly Free (Official) from 2019-04-23T15:00
Yo - i goofed up and uploaded raw audio instead of the finished product. My bad - please disregard the other file. This week its 100% on me! -Gregr. It was a massive week for Seattle Sounders FC… U...
ListenS207 - CB's Fly Free! from 2019-04-23T06:45
It was a massive week for Seattle Sounders FC… U-17 who won the Generation Adidas Cup. The opposite can be said for first team Sounders FC who went to LA for a tan and came home with a BURN. Brande...
ListenS206 - Ari Liljenwall from 2019-04-11T06:15
Freelance sports writing machine, Ari Liljenwall (@arililjenwall) gives us a glimpse of life as an independent journalist covering teams like Seattle Sounders FC. He busy sprinkling in the hot take...
ListenS205 - 69 American from 2019-04-02T10:00
F90ET hits the road for only the second 0-0 draw of any match this MLS Season. Hit the road with us to learn about Turfbonis, how to convert Canadian to American (it's 420), and how to park a bus i...
ListenS204 - Korean BBQ Weekend from 2019-03-27T08:15
Jordan Morris did something good, so you know Eddie Johnson is mad somewhere. This week on the pod, we break down how our players did on international duty (lol doodie), and more importantly, which...
ListenS203 - Best Start Since 2009 from 2019-03-20T09:15
It's the best start since 2009 - for the Sounders FC, not this pod. If we have to be critical, where do we point our improvement finger? How much TAM do we have? What kind of car did Branden buy? H...
ListenS202 - The Golden Clog from 2019-03-13T09:00
We don’t want to be hyperbolic, but IS THIS THE BEST SEATTLE SOUNDERS TEAM EVER? Two wins on the spin and the Sounders look scary, but could they be scarier? Be like Ed and listen to us (and swear ...
ListenWe're Back! The 2019 Season Preview from 2019-02-24T19:45
It's been a weirdly short off-season and a pretty underwhelming pre-season. Strange how the thing that got the most talk is a paintbrush-y font on the front of a shirt! So, 2019 is obviously here a...
Listen035 - Extra Sad from 2018-11-14T06:15
The weirdest season ended in an appropriately strange way. One helluva battle broke out at CenturyLink featuring extra time, tons of goals, and the dreaded penalty kick shootout. Things may not hav...
Listen034 - One Half Super Saiyan from 2018-11-06T09:15
This week on Full 90 Extra Time, Sounders have their back up against a wall but at least the referee isn't laughing at them as they pretend they are a helicopter in the corner. Find out how Sounder...
Listen034 - Helicopter Red Card from 2018-11-06T08:45
This week on Full 90 Extra Time, Sounders have their back up against a wall but at least the referee isn't laughing at them as they pretend they are a helicopter in the corner. Find out how Sounder...
Listen033 -The Cristian Roldan Mobile from 2018-10-31T12:30
Sunday's match was the last three seasons wrapped up into 90 minutes - A sloppy first half with a new signing coming to the rescue! Sounders set a record, somehow earn a bye, and #FanOutrage hits ...
Listen032 - Too Many Abs from 2018-10-25T09:45
We're back! Hey, if Sounders FC can take the first four months of the season off, we can have a couple weeks! Sounders FC are in the playoffs, but this weekend's MLS Decision Day will determine wh...
Listen031 - Noticias Falsas from 2018-10-03T10:00
4-0 makes for a lot of silliness, so does Gregr drinking two beers before we start... The Bite of Seattle could take on a whole new meaning. Our new central defense pairing is out of this world. We...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: World's Biggest Sleeping Bag from 2018-09-28T17:37:54
Does English Ross even understand our American holidays? Can the Sounders buy a new player to sort out this season? Is Brad Evans the coolest? ENGLISH ACCENT FOR DAYS!!! See omnystudio.com/policie...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: One Step Closer to Deuce a Cero from 2018-09-28T17:37:49
Considering they haven't played in Seattle in what seems like three hundred winters, we're only a couple weeks away from another home Sounders FC match. In the meantime, enjoy so much national team...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time - USAvARGGGGHHH Recap from 2018-09-28T17:37:13
First I have to tell Ross how cats work, then we recap the expectations of a scrappy bunch of soccer seniors going head to head with the best team in the world (not the Seahawks). See omnystudio.c...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time - Heading to Half With a Goal from 2018-09-28T17:37:08
The Seattle Sounders FC welcome west coast super rivals LA Galaxy to CenturyLink Field for the first of two July matches against old coaching foe, Bruce Arena. While some may get carried away by a ...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time - PokePod from 2018-09-28T17:36:53
One thing is for sure, Ross's neighborhood is NOT good for hunting Pokemon. Can't believe I wasted a lure at Kerry Park... What are the Sounders going to do to avoid this season being a complete wa...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time - The Professional and The Idiot from 2018-09-28T17:36:48
It should be easy to tell which is the professional and which the idiot after one of us didn't record the first 25 minutes on the first try. Sigh... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privac...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time - Karate Talk and Hot Dog Probs from 2018-09-28T17:36:38
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ListenFull 90 Extra Time: Arigato Gozaimasu from 2018-09-28T17:36:28
Gregr is back from weddings, honeymoon, and just a crazy trip to Japan. If the Sounders can walk away with a win on Sunday, he'll have everyone saying arigato gozaimasu! PS the "u" in gozaimasu is ...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time - SURPRISE! Podcast from 2018-09-28T17:36:23
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ListenFull 90 Extra Time - Frisco Texas, An American Treasure from 2018-09-28T17:36:17
Remember, before the MLS playoffs are over, we'll have finished all our left-overs, entered another new month, and already been to Deck the Hall Ball. Yup. It's lunacy. See omnystudio.com/policies...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time - Dinosaur Train In The Cold from 2018-09-28T17:36:12
The Sounders FC are off to Toronto for the MLS Cup final - will they take the dinosaur train?! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: An English Inch from 2018-09-28T17:05:07
The English went metric and they're still there! Sounders take on leaders of the west conference Colorado this weekend! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.Learn more abou...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: Ross is Back And He Is Tan! from 2018-09-28T17:04:02
After a weeks long absence, Ross is back from his trip to the biscuit capitol of the world and didn't bring home any Jammy Dodgers... We talk about cookies a bunch... and soccer - that, too. See o...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: Deception Sandwiches from 2018-09-28T17:02:15
Take a big bite of these tasty sandwiches - mmmm taste the lies! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
ListenFull 90 Extra Time - Zika World Summer Playoffs from 2018-09-28T17:01:14
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ListenFull 90: Tulips FC from 2018-09-28T17:00:19
Another visit to Dad Daycare, another Champions League soccer match on tv, and so much tulip talk you'll wanna order em for dinner tonight at Applebees! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for pr...
Listen030 - Definitely A Cop from 2018-09-27T02:49:26
Ever since Gregr got back from Europe, someone left the hamstring ripper plugged in. We're not saying it was him, but also, pretty big coincidence... Seattle is still one foot in on the playoffs ho...
Listen028 - Thats Not Smoke from 2018-08-22T13:30
Six in a row has a nice ring to it!
Schmetz gives us his best Madden, Fartland fans smell like farts, our MOTM is a secret agent! Plus the usual #HotGarbageHotgarbage!
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027 - Brad Bradsmith from 2018-08-16T12:45
Seattle Sounders FC set records in the weirdest ways winning their 5th straight match - unbeaten in 8! This week we slide tackle the other pizza pockets, our favourite new action star, NouWho?, and...
Listen026 - Unheard Of Outrage from 2018-08-09T13:30
Let's try this again... Settle down, Karl. Seattle's unbeaten streak continues growing to seven matches. Don't worry about insuring your boat - Do worry about insuring your leg. Fleet Week continue...
Listen025 - Fleet Week! from 2018-08-01T14:00
Unbeaten in six matches Sounders FC head to Minnesota hoping to keep the streak of always beating MNUFC alive!
- Dad tips for enjoying a hard week courtesty of Chad Unocinco
- Harry Shipp ...
Ten Out Of Five from 2018-07-27T10:45
Mega congrats to Peru on becomming a transit partner with Seattle Sounders FC as the team looks likely to add another South American to the lineup. We dish out our new Man of the Match award and it...
ListenSpecial Episode - Help June Help Kids Battle Cancer from 2018-07-27T03:45
Each season, Seattle Sounders FC find a community partner they think is doing huge things in Seattle and send that person/group to the MLS Allstar match where they join other charitible super stars...
ListenThat's What Literally Mean Gregs from 2018-07-24T15:00
Three huge points at home before traveling mid-week to the worst team in the Western Conference, San Jose Turdquakes. It's a pretty serious statement about how we should as fans be proud of our tea...
ListenHot, Karl, Hot Karl from 2018-07-19T16:30
Following a pretty decent three-game roadtrip, Sounders FC go throwback and welcome Vancouver to town. Match 19, Saturday at 1p, CenturyLink Stadium. Hoping to see Raul Ruidiaz get some minutes bc ...
ListenA Flying Magical Unicorn Horse from 2018-07-13T13:00
A win and a draw in the first two games of a three-game road trip is pretty dope. The biggest road challenge of the year happens Sunday in Atlanta - a team whose stadium has the most unfortunate of...
ListenChad Marshall Cinco from 2018-07-04T03:30
This week we learned that Obafemi Martins aka Mr. Martins has earings almost as tall as his standing height, Ochocinco wants to beat your ass at FIFA, Sounders FC have a daunting week ahead against...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: Itchy Nipples from 2018-06-26T22:15
Is Brian Schmetzer the right guy for the job, regardless of whether or not he has the locker room? Our podcast is the reason the Sounders aren't very good (that, and itchy nipples).
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Hot Beef and Puppy Puffs from 2018-06-20T15:45
Chicago dusts off Schweinsteiger, oils his hinges, and prepares for a rematch the Sounders FC lost big last year. We learn about Harry Ship's secret formula for goal scoring, find out which player ...
ListenRauuuuuuuuul from 2018-06-13T12:45
After we work our way through terrorist-metal (the worst music genre), we have a ton of ground to cover including: an embarrassing loss, huge win, and the biggest boi at the 2018 World Cup.
Full 90 Extra Time: Winning Isn't Anything from 2018-05-29T21:15
We wrote Sounders FC into a horror movie starring a ragtag group of teenagers, their geology teacher (Chad Marshall), a curmudgeonly parent chaperone (Clint Dempsey), and a guidance counselor who i...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: The World Steroid Cup from 2018-05-22T19:00
Gregr and Branden are pretty sure sports would be better with steroids, or at least an NBA Jam version of soccer. Also, you can't lose if you don't play, right?
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Full 90 Extra Time: Playoff Contenders? from 2018-05-15T21:00
Can this Sounders FC team compete in the playoffs? We can't seem to agree. Kim Kee-Hee's hair was bleeding, people hate Clint Dempsey, and hey, at least the Cascadia Cup is still in play I guess. A...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: So THAT is what incrament means from 2018-05-10T20:30
Double pod week! Handwalla Bwana had a big game and a Toronto fan totally missed the point. Also, Sounders are in Portland this weekend so we have some very interesting facts about Portland!
Full 90 Extra Time: It's dark down here with you from 2018-05-08T19:30
Sounders FC travel to Toronto in NOT -5° weather (Fahrenheit, you knuckleheads) this time to take on the defending champs. Fortunately, a speedy Seattleite named Ichiro will also be in Toronto, so ...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: Wayne and Garth Out? from 2018-05-01T19:45
Sounders lost, but looked good with Kim Kee-Hee in the back. Plus, the internet is mad and we try to make sense of it all! #HotGarbageHotGarbage
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Full 90 Extra Time: Rocket Ship Garbage Trucks from 2018-04-25T18:30
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Full 90 Extra Time: The Planet Earth Day Biodegradable Cup from 2018-04-17T20:30
A special Earth Day edition of Full 90 Extra Time where Gregr and Branden do nothing special for Earth day (but we did acknowledge some hot garbage).
This episode we:
Breaking down Nou...
Full 90 Extra Time: KC BBQ Wingin It with Steve Zakuani from 2018-04-11T21:30
Something something Sporking. Sounders broadcaster/former player/podcast-haver Steve Zakuani came by to talk about the Sounders' rough start to the 2018 season, his favorite Sounder of all time, an...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time - Camel Cash from 2018-04-03T18:15
Here's how you spend that allocation money on a new, headline generating striker!
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Full 90 Extra Time: Burricio FC from 2018-03-28T18:15
After a bye week from Seattle, we (for once) do ourselves a favor by looking at where the team stands amongst the rest of the league. It is not good. Things to look forward to during this weekend's...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: Sacktapgate 2018 from 2018-03-21T18:00
BYE WEEK MADNESS! Sounders FC come home empty-handed after the ref dropped Deuce in Dallas. Gregrand Brandentry to figure out whether Clint Dempsey deserved to be sent off, and wonder what it's goi...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time: Gardening With Frisco from 2018-03-15T19:45
Breaking down the whimper of a tournament loss in Mexico and previewing Week 2 in Dallas...I mean Frisco against FC Dallas. #LagerweyOut? #LagerweyIn? Discuss!
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Full 90 Extra Time 002: Cup of CONCACAF Cup from 2018-03-08T21:00
Jose Moreno stops by the pod to goof off with us while we talk about what went wrong against LAFC in Week 1, what we liked about the match against Chivas, and what was hot garbage last week.
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Full 90 Extra Time 001: The We're Not Chivas Cup from 2018-03-01T19:15
Is it controversial to wear a number once worn by a team legend? Seattle Sounders FC take on new-to-MLS Chivas 3.0 Los Angeles FC in the "We're Not Chivas" Cup! See omnystudio.com/policies/listene...
ListenFull 90 Extra Time 001: The We're Not Chivas Cup from 2018-03-01T19:15
Is it controversial to wear a number once worn by a team legend? Seattle Sounders FC take on new-to-MLS Chivas 3.0 Los Angeles FC in the "We're Not Chivas" Cup!
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