Podcasts by Fun Sexy Bible Time
Matthew Pierce and Casey Haas lead an irreverent joyride through Christian culture and make a lot of adolescent jokes
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Adidas and their boobs ad, faith-based movie pitch: Isabella (ep 198) from 2022-02-13T00:00
(4:00) 10 second impressions
(8:30) Adidas and their boobs ad
(26:00) faith-based movie pitch: Isabella
Casey on Wordle, FSBT Ombudsman, Would You Rather (ep 197) from 2022-02-02T00:00
(1:00) from the desk of kendra pierce, fsbt ombudsman
(7:45) housekeeping
(13:30) casey's wordle rant
(25:00) would you rather
FSBT Update, Shoot the Shoot, Solomon Rap Part 2, Christian Tweets (ep 196) from 2022-01-26T00:00
(2:30) fsbt update
(9:00) shoot the shoot
(23:00) solomon rap, part 2
(31:00) christian tweets
Casey's dreams, shoot the shoot (ep 195) from 2022-01-09T00:00
(10:00) shoot the shoot
-was anna from frozen brain damaged?
-is bobby hill actually bill's son?
-excessive hoodery
(27:30) matthew interprets casey's dreams
The 2021 Christian Tweet of the Year selection show (ep 194) from 2021-12-12T00:00
Matthew and Casey draft the 12 semifinalists for the 2021 Christian Tweet of the Year.
To vote, go to Matthew's Twitter: https://twitter.com/MatthewEPierce
Cobra Kai's Housewarm...
The Rise and Fall of Mars Hill episode 12 reaction from 2021-12-08T00:00
Matthew shares his thoughts on the final episode of the Christianity Today podcast "The Rise and Fall of Mars Hill"
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Frogs, FSBT Update, grown up Christmas lists (ep 193) from 2021-12-05T00:00
(1:00) from the desk of Kendra Pierce
(4:30) frogs
(16:00) FSBT update
(23:30) grown up Christmas lists
Sexiest man, mundane awards, men's spanx (ep 192) from 2021-11-23T00:00
(15:00) sexiest man alive
(23:00) mundane awards
(34:00) men's spanx
The Rise and Fall of Mars Hill episode 11 reaction from 2021-11-14T00:00
Matthew goes solo to talk about the latest episode of The Rise and Fall of Mars Hill.
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DreamHaas, Shoot the Shoot, the Homeschool Snap (ep 191) from 2021-11-07T00:00
(2:30) from the desk of kendra pierce
(7:30) canada laura painting giveaway
(10:30) dreamhaas
(30:30) shoot the shoot
FSBT Update, Christian Tweets, new Sara Groves music(!), and Girl Talk (ep 190) from 2021-10-27T00:00
(0:05) Casey and gold steaks; Matthew is perfect
(7:30) FSBT update
(18:00) Christian tweets
(30:15) new Sara Groves music!
(36:00) Girl Talk
Neosporin smoothies and licking nipples (ep 189) from 2021-10-17T00:00
(0:05) cap'n crunch (with ohio laura!)
(7:00) casey dissects the previous episode
(15:00) casey's random topics
(40:00) urban meyer
Creativity, Buttered Toast, Mr Belding, and Dads fighting animals with Canada Laura (ep 188) from 2021-10-04T00:00
(1:00) dad power vs animals
(9:00)creativity and the pandemic
(23;00) overrated/underrated
(46:00) saved by the belding
https://www.laurasmithbeauty.ca/
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FSBT Update (RIP Norm), Overrated/Underrated (ep 187) from 2021-09-22T14:38:45
(0:05) RIP Norm MacDonald, FSBT Update
(26:00) Overrated/Underrated
Dumb Questions, Would You Rather (ep 186) from 2021-09-12T00:00
Matthew is having a bad week, so Casey brings a slew of dumb questions and would you rathers to cheer him up
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Christian Tweets, Casey's Birthday (ep 185) from 2021-08-30T00:00
(4:00) colotis regina
(9:30) casey birthday facts
(13:00) christian tweets
(47:30)matthew performs birthday wishes
Girl Talk, FSBT Update, Josh Harris (ep 184) from 2021-08-16T04:11:10
(1:00) FSBT Update
(7:00) Josh Harris' deconstruction course
(22:00) Girl Talk
Dirty Celebs, Praise Reports, and ETL is (almost) here (ep 183) from 2021-08-09T01:20:08
does matthew know if dolphins are mammals or fish? does casey know if 60% is 2/3? unlikely on both counts. anyway,
(0:00) casey's buzzed monologue on dirty celebs
(18:00) how do mer...
FSBT update, algorithms, Casey's stupid question (ep 182) from 2021-07-24T01:37:21
(1:00) does casey have covid?
(9:00) fsbt update
(16:30) casey's stupid question
(31:00) what is the algorithm selling you?
(43:30) jeremy's holy rollers critique
FSBT Storytime, real or fake, Driscoll (ep 181) from 2021-07-12T03:07:30
(0:30) real or fake: Gungor
(20:00) FSBT Storytime: Mars Mars Hill
(35:30) Driscoll
Christian Tweets, FSBT Update, butt implants (ep 180) from 2021-07-04T17:58:23
(1:00) FSBT Update
(10:00) 179 rebuttal
(18:00) Christian tweets
(31:00) butt implants
Casey and Bethany Perkins on coffee, modesty, dreams, and butter (ep 179) from 2021-06-27T17:29:03
(5:00) shoot the shoot
(17:00) let people live
(26:00) modesty
(39:00) dreams
(51:00) would you rather
Holy Rollers, Girl Talk (ep 178) from 2021-06-13T17:32:59
(0:05) which "A Week Away" characters would work at Chick fil A?
(9:00) faith based movie pitch: Holy Rollers
(29:00) Girl Talk: talking to kids about God, strong willed girls, s...
"A Week Away" (ep 177) from 2021-06-05T19:09:15
Matthew and Casey spend an episode breaking down the 2021 faith-based musical "A Week Away"
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FSBT Game Night: Would You Rather, DreamHaas, Cobra Kai After Dark (ep 176) from 2021-05-30T16:03:38
FSBT Update (0:30)
Shoot the Shoot (12:30)
DreamHaas (29:00)
Would You Rather? (47:30)
Cobra Kai After Dark (1:04:30)
King Cobras, hotel bathrooms, graduation tips, and impressions (ep 175) from 2021-05-20T00:50:09
-that tweet about fighting geese (3:30)
-casey on hotel bathrooms (17:30)
-graduation tips (23:30)
-marriage bed tweets (29:30)
-10 second impressions (42:00)
WOW 2000 Showdown, 10 second impressions, mingle tracks (ep 174) from 2021-05-09T16:48:37
Matthew is back to hit Casey with 10 second impressions (0:05). Then the WOW 2000 Showdown begins, with tangents into youth group mingle tracks, excessive Geoff Moore syllables, and Bebo Norman (9...
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Where is Matthew, Girl Talk with Bekah Stone (ep 173) from 2021-04-26T00:09:58
Bekah fills in for Matthew and helps Casey begin the episode with a segment called Where is Matthew? (1:00)
Then Casey fields some topics for Girl Talk, including Sara Groves songs, habits...
What About Ben, Girl Talk (ep 172) from 2021-04-17T14:29:27
Listener Zach delivers a pitch for a faith based remake of "What About Bob?" (0:05). Then Matthew rants about March Madness (11:30). Then Casey takes some Girl Talk questions about being tired an...
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WOW 1999 Showdown (ep 171) from 2021-04-14T07:01:57
Matthew and Casey draft their teams for the WOW 1999 showdown and talk about an iconic year in Christian music.
Also: should Casey tip at the grocery store?
WOW 1998 Showdown, Matthew's birthday (ep 170) from 2021-04-04T16:32:16
-FSBT Update (6:30)
-Matthew, did you know? (12:00)
-WOW 1998 (23:30)
WOW 1997 Showdown, Girl Talk (ep 169) from 2021-03-22T02:30:12
-FSBT Update (0:30)
-WOW 1997 Showdown (13:00)
-Girl Talk with Casey (49:45)
WOW 1996 Showdown, Dr Seuss (ep 168) from 2021-03-11T01:39:12
Matthew leads things off with FSBT Update (0:05). Then Casey drops an extremely hot take on Dr. Seuss (12:30). Finally, we dive into the WOW 1996 compilation CDs and draft our teams for a song sh...
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Bras, Jokes, ETL, and RIP Carman (ep 167) from 2021-02-25T02:05:22
Matthew and Casey lead things off with FSBT Update (0:05). Then Matthew remembers Carman (12:00). Casey then hosts a quick installment of Girl Talk (24:00) and answers a question about bras. Fina...
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FSBT Update, Girl Talk with Casey (ep 166) from 2021-02-15T16:23:48
Matthew and Casey open the show giving an homage to Norm MacDonald by performing "FSBT Update" (0:05). Later in the show, Casey debuts her new segment Girl Talk (30:00)
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Children's books we don't like, ham, homeschool geography, and Casey's new segment (ep 165) from 2021-02-08T02:34:37
Laura Smith (Canada Laura) calls in for the first segment to go in hard on children's books she hates (0:05). Then Casey talks about...uh...scrunchies (15:30) and argues with Matthew about ham (21...
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Christian tweets, Casey live edits Matthew's book (ep 164) from 2021-01-28T02:19:06
Matthew and Casey attempt to wrap up the chaos from last week's episode (0:05). Then we do another round of Christian tweets (20:30). Finally, Casey live-edits a chapter from Matthew's upcoming b...
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Dave Ramsey vs Bob Smietana, Would You Rather (ep 163) from 2021-01-21T00:36:40
We dive into the recent brouhaha involving Dave Ramsey and his company's surprising email to journalist Bob Smietana (8:00) before Matthew winds up reading the email as Alex Jones (36:00). Finally...
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The Super Bowl nipple, shoot the shoot, 2020 FSBT awards (ep 162) from 2021-01-13T21:00:35
Matthew and Casey! Matthew and Bekah! Listener Zach! It's an FSBT MEGASODE as we voyage across the FSBT multiverse, transcending linear time to bring you the following:
Listener Zach roas...
Casey's getting hit on by actors, Christian Tweets, Rant Swaps (ep 160) from 2020-12-31T04:09:02
Casey talks about getting hit on by Tom Arnold and has some fun with it (4:30). Then Matthew introduces a new mega-batch of Christian Tweets (15:30). Finally, Matthew and Casey play a round of Ra...
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Celebrities flirting with Beth Moore, bad Christmas takes (ep 159) from 2020-12-18T04:28:09
Listener-submitted bad Christmas takes! (0:05) Then Matthew imitates various celebrities flirting with Beth Moore, before Casey shares some thoughts about Beth's Trumpism thread that got everyone t...
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Rant swaps, buying gifts for your spouse (ep 158) from 2020-12-10T00:12:30
Casey rolls out a series of increasingly hot takes for people who aren't sure what to buy their spouse (0:10). Then we drop a challenge to the listeners for bad holiday takes (17:00). Finally, Ma...
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The 2020 Christian Tweet of the Year selection show (ep 157) from 2020-11-30T01:22:59
Matthew and Casey are joined by Richard Clark to draft the nominees for the 2020 Christian Tweet of the Year voting. (Plus a couple of picks from surprise guests...)
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Name that CCM Christmas Tune (Round 2), Carl Lentz (ep 156) from 2020-11-16T01:57:02
Matthew and Casey go on a run of random topics for Shoot the Shoot, including men's grooming, parking lots, Creed, and then somehow get into a disagreement over Trump's Twitter (0:05). Then Casey ...
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The Solomon Rap, Thanksgiving Dinner, Name that CCM Christmas Tune (ep 155) from 2020-11-08T18:12:05
Matthew and Casey begin with an absolutely incredible rap sent in by listener Sean (2:00). Then Matthew unveils the Build Your Own Thanksgiving segment (11:30). Finally, Casey brings a round of C...
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Coach Grimes tribute, dating advice, Christian tweets (ep 154) from 2020-10-28T18:04:55
Matthew begins the episode with an impromptu tribute to his high school basketball coach who passed away (0:05). Then we talk about which medicines taste the best (8:00). Then Casey leads the seg...
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Matthew's early writing, mad libs, shoot the shoot (ep 153) from 2020-10-23T04:59:49
Casey brings another round of conversation starters in Shoot the Shoot (0:05) including movie snacks, chores, and zombies. Then Matthew fields a dating question from Bekah (17:00). Then Casey run...
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Cobra Kai on the town, My Best Friend's Wedding, game night (ep 152) from 2020-10-11T19:13:11
FSBT intern Cobra Kai is on location doing man on the street interviews at Moody Bible Institute (0:05). Then Casey goes all in on her distaste for the 1997 film "My Best Friend's Wedding" (5:30)....
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Shooting the Shoot, guess my costume, impression prompts (ep 151) from 2020-09-30T17:21:09
Casey debuts a new segment: Shooting the Shoot (0:05), where we run through conversation starters like dream CCM lineups, how we would spend an unexpected $50, and pie milkshakes vs cereal milkshak...
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Christian Tweets, Would You Rather? (ep 150) from 2020-09-20T16:30:30
Casey talks about her ongoing quest to get to 1k Twitter followers, it's fine, it's no big deal (0:10). Then we bring out a stunning new batch of Christian Tweets (13:30). Then Matthew gets weird...
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Casey Haas: Bounty Hunter, Cobra Kai, fake FSBT facts (ep 149) from 2020-09-10T00:03:27
Intern Cobra Kai checks in from college to rundown his latest hot takes on Cobra Kai the series (0:05), then Matthew gives marriage tips for wives (20:30). Then we sift through listener submission...
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Falwell postmortem, Casey's youth pastor challenge (ep 148) from 2020-08-28T14:47:59
Casey reacts to a tweet about cultivating sexual responsiveness (0:30), then we eventually dissect the Falwell situation at Liberty (13:00). Finally, Casey gives Matthew a youth pastor/smoking hot...
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WAP, Step by Step, Father Figure Showdown (ep 147) from 2020-08-19T20:23:37
Matthew and Casey talk about WAP (0:10), then randomly discuss two episodes of the show "Step by Step" (8:15). Finally, they draft the teams for the Father Figure Showdown (23:45)
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Basement Cobra Kai, real or fake, dumb women of the Bible (ep 146) from 2020-08-09T18:20:56
Intern Cobra Kai checks in from his professor's basement with a plan to wear a FSBT shirt at his Christian college without getting suspended (0:10). Then Matthew rebuts Casey's dumb Bible men segm...
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Christian Tweets, Prayer Chain, dumb men of the Bible (ep 145) from 2020-08-02T21:18:35
Casey leads off with a sermon series on dumb men of the Bible (0:30). Then we talk Christian Tweets (13:00) and introduce the FSBT Prayer Chain (34:00)
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Cobra Kai on Cobra Kai, John Crist returns, obscure impressions (ep 144) from 2020-07-22T18:09:02
Intern Cobra Kai pops into the show for a few minutes to report on his research into his nickname (0:05). Then Casey and Matthew go on a run of curated divorce photos (12:30), John Crist's comebac...
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THE COOL CHICK SHOWDOWN (ep 143) from 2020-07-12T03:01:40
Casey returns to the show to give her rebuttals (0:30) and then we dive into drafting the field for the FSBT Cool Chick Showdown (12:30)
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Where is Casey, would you rather, cool chicks with Canada Laura (ep 142) from 2020-07-01T16:28:11
FSBT Canada Bureau Chief Laura fills in for Casey and leads the Where is Casey investigation (5:30). Then we play a game of FSBT Would You Rather (16:00). Finally, we talk about cool chicks in pr...
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FSBT Cool Guy Showdown, writing prompts (ep 141) from 2020-06-24T04:23:51
(0:10) casey attempts to reclaim the phrase "white blessing"
(10:00) writing prompts
(31:00) Cool Guy Draft
Random writing prompts (ep 140) from 2020-06-14T21:13:38
Matthew returns to the show to offer his rebuttals to the all-lady episode 139, then we bring out a new segment: random writing prompts
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Bad pandemic self care, Real or Fake: Transformed Wife, mad libs with Jennifer Clark (ep 139) from 2020-06-07T23:50:51
Matthew is AWOL and Casey has replaced him with Jennifer Clark to talk about LADY TOPICS (1:00), bad pandemic self care (7:30), real or fake: Transformed Wife (16:00), and mad libs (29:00)
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Build Your Own Bible Study round 2, assorted rants (ep 138) from 2020-05-26T02:48:29
(0:10) Casey on Covid fatigue and Metaxas
(13:00) Church children's ministries
(27:00) Build Your Own Bible Study, round 2
Casey on Mother's Day, Build Your Own Bible Study (ep 137) from 2020-05-18T01:02:54
(0:30) Casey's parenting rant
(21:00) Mother's Day postmortem
(37:00) Build Your Own Bible Study
(48:30) Liam Neeson at a Church budget meeting
TV show pitches, mad libs, Real or Fake: Matthew Edition (ep 136) from 2020-05-07T01:26:26
(0:30) tv show pitches
(6:30) elon musk's kid
(21:00) tweet replies
(23:30) real or fake
(41:30) mad libs
Christian Tweets, listener content (ep 135) from 2020-04-26T19:01:46
casey's do-over (4:30)
tweets (10:30)
listener content (29:30)
Name that CCM Tune, offensive animals, FSBT Awkward Situations (ep 134) from 2020-04-16T00:32:19
(0:30) Name that CCM Tune
(21:45)offensive animal sounds
(32:30) FSBT Awkward Situations
CCM pandemic songs, FSBT Awkward Situations, Would You Rather (ep 133) from 2020-04-05T19:08:54
(0:30) Casey's CCM pandemic playlist
(11:00) FSBT Awkward Situations
(32:00) FSBT Would You Rather
Also one of the Pierce family's pet crickets is in the background, peri...
FSBT GAME NIGHT: name that tune, would you rather (ep 132) from 2020-03-29T20:37:31
Casey and Matthew pass the quarantine time by playing FSBT Name That Tune and Would You Rather, also Matthew has a weird rant about Pat Morita
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Horny Youth Group Games, AFV, Coronavirus Real or Fake (Matthew's Birthday, ep 131) from 2020-03-21T00:20:38
Casey's AFV rant (0:30)
Horny Youth Group Games (11:30)
Coronavirus real or fake (26:30)
Birthday stuff (31:30)
BONUS: backup recorder post-show audio (45:00)
Real or Fake: Richard Clark edition, youth group, horror movie ideas (ep 130) from 2020-03-09T00:45:27
(1:30) Danny's inappropriate jokes
(6:00) Ron Swanson isn't real
(11:30) Matthew in youth group
(15:00) horror movie ideas
(21:30) real or fake: Richard Clark
christian tweets, song generator, youth pastor billy bob thornton (ep 129) from 2020-02-29T01:43:52
(2:00) youth pastor billy bob thornton
(3:45) casey has questions about matthew's homeschool crew
(9:30) christian tweets
(27:00) song generator
Valentine's Day songs and Would You Rathers (ep 128) from 2020-02-13T01:17:17
Matthew's basketball comeback (1:00)
Matthew and Rod Parsley in 2003 (5:00)
CCM Valentine's Day songs (19:30)
Would You Rather (34:30)
Homeschool Hooters, Into the YouTubes (ep 127) from 2020-02-04T02:09:51
Casey catches Matthew off guard with an unexpected opener (1:00), then Matthew talks about CHRIST PRIME (8:00). Then we talk about Hooters vs Chick fil A (10:00)
Finally, we explore a sel...
Abstinence songs, Lewis vs Tolkien (ep 126) from 2020-01-20T01:38:15
-Matthew's weird CS Lewis impression (0:30)
-Abstinence songs (9:30)
-Abstinence mad lib (33:00)
Inappropriate Christian Wordplay, Would You Rather, Real or Fake: CASEY HAAS (ep 125) from 2020-01-12T15:11:39
casey meets bekah (3:00)
inappropriate wordplay (10:30)
would you rather? (18:00)
real or fake: CASEY HAAS (27:30)
Christian Tweets, Star Wars, Real or Fake Headlines (ep 124) from 2020-01-05T00:47:06
we sound...better (5:00)
casey's star wars rant (11:30)
real or fake: headlines (18:00)
christian tweets (33:30)
Grown up wish lists, real or fake (ep 123) from 2019-12-15T21:23:21
matthew goes youth pastor on casey (1:00)
casey's grown up christmas list (17:30)
christian twitter real or fake (29:00)
The 2019 Christian Tweet of the Year selection show with Richard Clark (ep 122) from 2019-12-08T00:46:37
We welcome Richard Clark back to the show and the three of us draft the semifinalists for 2019 Christian Tweet of the Year
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"It's a Wonderful Life" wrap up show (ep 121) from 2019-12-02T01:23:10
Recorded immediately after FSBT Movie Night, Matthew and Casey go into the darkness on every "It's a Wonderful Life" hot take they have, including
-WAS UNCLE BILLY REAL
-DID MARY SLUT ...
Peach wine, Matthew's decade, Real or Fake (ep 120) from 2019-11-24T18:58:19
FSBT AFTER DARK
NOT LIVE FROM
MATTHEW'S GARAGE IN ALABAMA
AND CASEY'S BEDROOM IN FLORIDA
Matthew's decade (8:30)
announcements (15:00)
Real or Fake (20:30)
Casey's Decade, real or fake, John Crist (ep 119) from 2019-11-18T01:03:42
casey's decade (1:00)
real or fake (11:00)
the john crist story (21:30)
Casey's CrossFire testimony, new segments (ep 118) from 2019-11-10T21:45:29
youth group name-off (1:00)
crossfire (6:30)
real or fake? (27:00)
dumb anger inventories (35:00)
Christian Tweets, Halloween Would You Rather (ep 117) from 2019-11-01T01:51:30
-casey's voskamp tour (1:00)
-christian twitter (14:00)
-church judgement houses (33:30)
-halloween would you rather (43:30)
Covenant Spice reviews, John MacArthur is at it again (ep 116) from 2019-10-26T01:55:34
erotic baptism (1:00)
episode rebuttal (6:30)
covenant spice reviews (19:00)
moore vs macarthur (36:00)
FSBT Lady Time Advice Time with Perk City (Ep 115) from 2019-10-19T20:15:24
Random listener topics (6:30)
Casey & Perk do Dear Abby (35:00)
mad libs (54:30)
Theological sex toys, Christian Twitter, mad libs (ep 114) from 2019-10-13T21:14:32
Theological sex toys (1:30)
Is Matthew a big deal (12:00)
Tweet mad libs (15:30)
Light switch, cont'd (28:00)
Tweet replies (37:00)
Pastor hypotheticals, IS HEAVEN OVERRATED, and exploding bosoms with Pastor Rich (Ep 113) from 2019-10-08T22:43:23
Casey remains AWOL as she travels the country hanging out with CCM stars, so Pastor Rich is back on the show to wade through some pastor Would You Rathers, also we talk about exploding bosoms.
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Christian Tweets, peanut butter, and poison ivy with Nate Claiborne (ep 112) from 2019-10-05T02:21:43
Casey is out of town on a top-secret undercover theology mission or something. So Matthew calls FSBT veteran Nate Claiborne to run through what's been going on in Christian Twitter
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Canceling stuff, Abishag, and FSBT Would You Rather (Ep 111) from 2019-09-25T23:22:43
Matthew's inappropriate sermon titles (1:00)
FSBT Cancels stuff (7:30)
Abishag and David (28:00)
FSBT Would You Rather (43:00)
Inappropriate sermon titles, Jarrid Wilson, and amateur electricians (Ep 110) from 2019-09-19T18:45:45
(2:30) Casey's inappropriate sermon titles
(11:00) Jarrid Wilson
(25:30) Covenant Spice product reviews
(35:45) Tweet replies
(41:00) Trump card arguments
BIRTHDAY POD: don't share your pizza, Joab, and shape wear (ep 109) from 2019-09-06T01:17:31
Matthew begins the episode by giving Casey a morning devotion (1:30), followed by listeners' birthday wishes for Casey (4:30). Then, the episode devolves into QUESTION EXTRAVAGANZA (12:00), includi...
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Inappropriate-sounding hymns, legalism, and succubus sex demon wives (Ep 108) from 2019-08-29T23:36:08
-Why was Casey blocked by a stranger? We investigate (1:00)
-Is Casey being erased from the FSBT discourse? She weighs in (4:30)
-Inappropriate-sounding hymns! (7:00)
-...
Sacks of discontent, God Rods, and Jenny Gump (Ep 107) from 2019-08-22T02:24:18
Matthew gives Casey a morning devotional in the form of a bizarre John Piper tweet (1:00), then special guest Bekah takes us into the world of Presbyterian stick dancers (7:00). Then Casey talks a...
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Christian tweets, Brosteen, and special church music (Ep 106) from 2019-08-14T20:18:37
FSBT Canada Bureau Chief Laura checks in with a quick rant on special church music (5:00), then Matthew and Casey talk about discovering video of Joel Osteen's son preaching (14:00). Matthew bring...
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In light of Josh Harris, youth group crushes part 2, tweet mad libs (Ep 105) from 2019-08-05T02:09:07
Casey and Matthew talk through a recent tweet about grudges and apologizing (4:00). Then Casey leads into a discussion about Josh Harris (9:30). Then it's a belated Part 2 of Matthew & Casey's Gu...
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Sex-Ed board games and Mr. Rogers (Ep 104) from 2019-07-31T20:53:25
Matthew, Casey and Danny play a sex-ed board game sent in by a listener (3:00). Then Matthew goes into hot take mode on the Tom Hanks Mr. Rogers movie (28:00). Finally, things go completely off t...
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Christian Tweets, youth group crushes, and Remember the Titans (Ep 103) from 2019-07-19T01:18:03
Matthew subjects Casey to a rant about Remember the Titans (8:00) which leads to an extended discussion on cinema, football, and bosoms. Then it's part one of Matthew & Casey's Comprehensive Guide...
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Staplers, FSBT Would You Rather, and nobody is real with Kendra Pierce(Ep 102) from 2019-07-14T19:07:54
It's Ladies Night in the FSBT studios! Kendra is on the show and Casey picks her brain for Matthew's weirdest takes (4:30). Then Kendra talks about phallic staplers (17:00), then the ladies play ...
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Casey's inappropriate CCM playlist and blacklisted FSBT topics (Ep 101) from 2019-06-30T20:16:12
Casey tries to make Matthew uncomfortable with an extended CCM playlist of inappropriate-sounding songs (1:30). Then Matthew talks about FSBT topics that will never make it onto the show (9:00). ...
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Donkeys, Gratitude, Pants Songs, and Six Dollar Lotions (Ep 100) from 2019-06-16T02:53:57
We made it to 100 episodes and at least 27 of them are sorta good! To celebrate, Casey begins with a story about donkeys (1:00), then Matthew and Casey take a few moments to be grateful for making...
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FSBT Would You Rather, Trump/Platt postmortem, and naked football ( Ep 99) from 2019-06-09T13:42:41
Matthew and Casey confess to some Twitter chicanery (6:30), then read weird Tweets (10:00). Then there is a look back at the Platt/Trump controversy (20:30) before a round of FSBT Would You Rather...
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Faith-based sex toys, Star Wars, and Jon Foreman's hair (Ep 98) from 2019-06-05T01:27:23
Matthew and Danny take a weird path through Jon Foreman's hair evolution (2:30), a quick Game of Thrones postmortem (8:30), listener submissions for inappropriate ministry acronyms (15:00), then re...
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Bad ministry acronyms, Twitter bio mad libs, and men laughing at women (Ep 97) from 2019-05-27T01:08:03
Matthew delivers a horrible anti-church membership hot take (1:00), then we go all in on inappropriate ministry acronyms, do not listen to this segment (8:30), then we do a couple rounds of Twitter...
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Christian Tweets, SBC Deep State Regimes, and ASSISTERHOOD, (Ep 96) from 2019-05-17T01:46:51
Jennifer Clark(!) joins the show to talk about seeing Chonda Pierce's new movie "Unashamed" (6:00). Then Matthew pulls Jennifer down the rabbit hole of Christian Tweets (20:00) and things quickly ...
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Scold tweeting, FSBT Mad Libs, and inked sideburns (Ep 95) from 2019-05-13T00:09:18
Matthew and Casey ponder what could be on the Falwell photos (4:00), then Casey instantly ranks CCM compilation CDs (9:15), then Matthew discusses which Game of Thrones character would make the wor...
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Church PDA, FSBT Would You Rather, and Dude I Banged My Wife (Ep 94) from 2019-05-05T23:36:33
Casey grills Matthew on his Garden of Eden takes (1:00), then talk turns to Christian Twitter drama (4:00). Matthew talks about picking up old ladies (9:00), then Casey brings up excessive PDA in ...
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Pastor Jimmy Stewart and Impossible Theology with Pastor Rich (Ep 93) from 2019-04-28T16:34:26
Pastor Rich returns and is immediately subjected to Pastor Jimmy Stewart (2:30), then Matthew gives Rich an impossible theology question about Eden (5:30). Then the guys work on a faith-based movi...
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Preachers' sneakers, Christian Twitter, listener questions (Ep 92) from 2019-04-21T03:24:40
Matthew and Casey handle some FSBT housekeeping (1:00) before Casey talks about the preachers' sneakers Instagram account (13:30). Then we check in on Christian Twitter (35:00) before going throug...
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Christian tweets and when podcasts fail (Ep 91) from 2019-04-14T21:05:15
Matthew is back to do Christian tweets with Richard and Jennifer (9:00), then everyone shares stories of podcast failures, interspersed with Matthew and Richard doing impressions and Jennifer earni...
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The power of words, Did Mark Driscoll Preach That? and Rocketeer cleavage (Ep 90) from 2019-03-28T23:23:29
Casey and Danny advise young people how to schedule your wedding for the best anniversary sex (2:00), then they play the game Did Mark Driscoll Preach That? (6:30) Then Casey runs down Danny's rec...
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BIRTHDAY POD: Poor people luxuries, FSBT Would You Rather, Evils of CCM (Ep 89) from 2019-03-20T19:40:15
It's Matthew's birthday and Casey is back to talk about poor people luxuries (3:00), then Casey brings an extended round of FSBT Would You Rather (16:00). Then Casey talks about a book she found o...
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McGee & Me: The Big Lie (Ep 88) from 2019-03-17T14:28:02
Matthew and Kendra take a look back at the 1990 episode "The Big Lie" from Focus on the Family. Was Derrick actually cool? Was Nick hallucinating? Was George Ravenhill a metaphor for Christ? BU...
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Front hugs, purity culture, and Christian Tweets (Ep 87) from 2019-02-26T00:37:43
Casey drops her pro-front hug take (3:00), then Matthew takes a (big surprise) contrarian position to the blowback against purity culture (13:00). Then it's time for Christian Tweets (22:00) and F...
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FSBT slogans, "Word of Life," and Pam vs Karen (Ep 86) from 2019-02-14T01:26:17
Matthew and Danny talk about homeschooling (10:00), then introduce some new FSBT slogans (15:00), then work out the plot for the faith-based hip hop film WORD OF LIFE (27:00), and finally Matthew g...
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Kanye or Piper Tweet, Unfaithfully Yours, FSBT Mad Libs (Ep 85) from 2019-02-06T04:08:15
Matthew and Jessica play KANYE OR PIPER TWEET? (8:30) then Casey calls in to discuss Jim Bakker (17:30), then everyone plays FSBT Mad Libs (36:00) also there are a lot of inappropriate jokes, no on...
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CCM Freak Songs, Christian Tweets, and "Father Sean" (Ep 84) from 2019-01-17T00:14:27
Matthew and Casey start off with a dive back into Matthew's teen years with "twisty little things" (1:00). Then we read listener submissions for CCM Freak Songs (10:30), then Christian Tweets (21:...
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Entertaining Angels vs Jesus Freak, "Two Week Trent" with Pastor Rich (Ep 83) from 2019-01-03T02:21:44
Matthew and Pastor Rich lay out a CCM challenge for the listeners (7:00), which leads to a discussion of Entertaining Angels vs Jesus Freak, 90s pop/rock lyrics, and Rich's crush on Roma Downey (19...
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The 2018 Christian Tweet of the Year selection show (ep 82) from 2018-12-10T00:34:56
Matthew and Casey draft the finalists for the 2018 Christian Tweet of the Year, plus Casey tortures Matthew with another round of FSBT Would You Rather...
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Turkey Necks with the No Chill Enneagram Podcast (ep 81) from 2018-12-03T01:07:54
Richard and Perk City invade the FSBT compound, bringing lots of strange Enneagram words that Matthew does not understand. The guys handle listener submissions, Christian Tweets, and Matthew pitch...
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The (sort of) recovered lost episode with Pastor Rich (Ep 80) from 2018-11-19T01:47:07
Pastor Rich is on the show, kind of, and Matthew spends the episode trying to piece together the parts of their lost episode. Plus: listener submissions and bad impressions.
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Sexy dads, bad dads, blaming Josh Harris for everything (Ep 79) from 2018-10-30T01:20:02
Casey and Matthew get to work on Josh Harris' latest apology (1:00), Casey's week-late rant about sexy dads carrying babies (5:30), THE MARRIAGE BED (12:30), Christian Tweets (33:00), and a story c...
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Christian Tweets with Pastor Rich (Ep 78) from 2018-10-12T01:13:34
Matthew and Rich descend down a rabbit hole of Christian Twitter and come away with bruised bodies, hard decisions, and big messes.
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Which superheroes would Perk City date, plus "Brother's Keeper" (Ep 77) from 2018-09-26T22:33:25
Bethany from the No Chill Enneagram Podcast (Perk City to FSBT listeners) returns to the show to talk superheroes (2:30). Then Matthew recounts interrupting a bikini photo shoot with his family wh...
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Old Testament concubine life and a faith-based movie pitch with Pastor Rich (Ep 76) from 2018-09-12T20:24:12
Pastor Rich and Matthew go deep on Old Testament concubines (1:00), then Matthew pitches his faith-based movie TRUE LOVE WEIGHTS (15:30), and the guys get lost down a rabbit hole of impossible theo...
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Rants, FSBT Would You Rather, and Christian Tweets (Ep 75) from 2018-09-04T19:51:02
Matthew and Casey talk about Geoffrey Owens (5;00), then Casey goes on a rant about churches and breastfeeding (10:00), then we do FSBT Would You Rather (18:30) and Christian Tweets (28:00)
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The Lost Poem from 2018-08-26T19:45:45
In 1998, Matthew wrote a horrible poem to his (then unknown) future wife and had it published in a Christian school yearbook. 20 years later, in Nebraska, Mike Wittmann found one of the yearbooks ...
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Christian Tweets and The Marriage Bed with Casey Haas in a rainstorm (Ep 74) from 2018-08-09T00:26:02
Matthew and Casey return for Christian Tweets (1:00), then Casey gets caught in a rainstorm, then magically arrives at her house in like three seconds (27:45), then Casey drags us all down a rabbit...
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Mini episode with Casey Haas (Ep 73) from 2018-07-30T00:32:08
Casey returns in a mini episode to try to reclaim her crown in FSBT Would You Rather. Also, pizza!
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Trolls, Jars of Clay, and FSBT Would You Rather with Matt Metcalf (Ep 72) from 2018-07-19T00:27:13
The Matthews discuss Christian trolls, Jars of Clay, and then settle in for an epic round of FSBT Would You Rather before ending on an inappropriate note
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Naming Paul Tripp's sex book and FSBT Would You Rather with Nate Claiborne (Ep 71) from 2018-06-27T13:56:08
Matthew and Nate talk about Matthew's bad tweet (1:00), then spend the entire episode trying to name Paul Tripp's new sex book. Also, Nate tells a story about having lunch with Tullian Tchividjian...
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Christian Tweets, FSBT Would You Rather, and Jordan Peterson with Casey Haas (Ep 70) from 2018-06-07T00:22:32
Casey and Matthew do Christian Tweets (1:00), then Casey springs a game of FSBT Would You Rather on Matthew (34:30), and Matthew debuts his Pastor Jordan Peterson impression (43:30)
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Switchfoot, CCM stories, and Star Wars takes with Danny Haas (Ep 69) from 2018-05-27T14:56
Danny Haas is on the show to deal with the tough issues: did Mandy Moore ruin Switchfoot? (2:00) The Mt. Rushmore of CCM fat guys (7:30), Pop-Tarts (17:30), and random Star Wars takes (19:30)
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Impossible Theology and Calvin Coolidge with Rich from Theology After Dark (Ep 68) from 2018-05-10T00:14:05
Matthew and Rich talk about adult bookstores(2:00) and Matthew's juvenile engagement plan (9:30). Then the guys delve into an impossible theology scenario (18:30), solve absolutely nothing, and fa...
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Christian Tweets, the Friend Zone, and bad conference lineups with Richard Clark (Ep 67) from 2018-04-22T16:48:28
Richard Clark tells the story of mistaking his FSBT check for a terrorist letter (3:00), then Richard gives Matthew a list of potential FSBT guests (8:30), the guys have a heated discussion over Th...
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The Stronger Men's Conference with Jessica & Joel Fitzpatrick (Ep 66) from 2018-04-05T01:12:05
Joel & Jessica Fitzpatrick from Front Porch with the Fitzes come on the show to break down the controversy over the Stronger Men's Conference (1:00). Elyse Fitzpatrick makes a 2-second appearance ...
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Christian Tweets and CCM takes with Casey Haas [Ep 65] from 2018-03-25T01:31:44
Casey is back on the show to explain her food takes to an apathetic Matthew (4:30) before unpacking the latest batch of tweets from Christian Twitter (9:00). Then there is a brief tangent about Ma...
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What are we afraid of? With Kate Watson (Ep 63) from 2018-02-23T01:18:28
Kathryn Watson(Relevant, Brit + Co.,) returns to the show and joins Matthew in getting woke about Black Panther without having seen it (1:30). Then the discussion turns to fear (9:00), Thomas Kink...
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Perk City vs Matthew on the Enneagram and The Bachelor (Ep 62) from 2018-02-11T17:18:10
Perk City confronts Matthew on his dual hatred of the Enneagram (3:00) and The Bachelor (21:30)and by the end of the show Perk diagnoses what Matthew's Enneagram is and Matthew slanders the Gilmore...
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Hot dogs, CCM, and Christian Tweets with Casey Haas (Ep 61) from 2018-01-26T00:48:42
Casey attempts to diagnose Matthew's hatred of hot dogs (1:00) before diving into another rabbit hole of inappropriate CCM topics (11:00). Then we address the latest John Piper controversy (28:00)...
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Power Rangers, Drugs, Alex Jones, and M&Ms with Theology After Dark (Ep 60) from 2018-01-10T23:50:43
Rich and Jake from Theology After Dark reunite on the show and try to convince Matthew to re-release his horrible Christian comics (3:00) and then the guys talk about the intersection of Christiani...
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Grinchology with Lauren R.E. Larkin (Ep 59) from 2017-12-24T04:17:45
Was the Grinch a widower? Did the Whos in Whoville hunt Grinches? Is the earth flat? Lauren and Matthew address the pressing holiday issues of our time
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The 2017 Christian Tweet of the Year Selection Show with Richard Clark (Ep 58) from 2017-12-10T14:01
Richard Clark, host of the CT podcast The Calling, joins Matthew to draft the 16 finalists for Christian Tweet of the Year
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Gingerbread houses and inappropriate CCM ideas with Rich Cook (Ep 57) from 2017-12-01T01:22:04
Rich and Matthew talk about fuzzy theology (1:30), which Christian speaker you'd want to speak at your funeral (14:00), Matthew's hatred of gingerbread houses (20:30), and brainstorming inappropria...
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Weird and inappropriate things to be thankful for with Kendra Pierce (Ep 56) from 2017-11-17T20:45:43
Kendra and Matthew stay up late, eat a bag of donuts, and go through listener comments on thankfulness (2:30). before talking about whether people were allowed to have sex on Noah's ark (14:00) and...
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Best Christian tweets, grocery dads, and CCM sex tapes with Casey Haas(Ep 55) from 2017-10-26T01:29:56
Casey is back with another batch of Best Christian Tweets (1:00), then we talk about grocery store dads vs grocery store moms (23:00). Also there is a discussion of CCM sex tapes (35:30) and we wi...
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RocketMan with Cory Martin (Ep 54) from 2017-10-17T22:36:20
Matthew and Cory devote an entire episode to the lost gem of 90s Disney movies, RocketMan
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Pop-Tarts and Saved by the Bell round table with Jessica Thompson and Shannan Martin (Ep 53) from 2017-09-22T18:57:12
Matthew makes everyone uncomfortable by talking about hand puppets (3:30), then Shannan and Jessica make Matthew uncomfortable by talking about his blog (7:00). Then there are extended discussions...
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Sarah Taras' new book and which TGIF married couple had the most sex (Ep 52) from 2017-09-10T14:12:56
Sarah makes her triumphant return to the show to talk about her new book "Women and Lust: Exposed, Forgiven, and Embraced" (4:30) and then debate Matthew on which married couple from the TGIF telev...
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Game of Thrones jibber jabber and curvy wives with Nate Claiborne (Ep 51) from 2017-08-12T16:30:38
Matthew and Nate ponder the Jay Cutler era for the Dolphins (5:30) and virtue-signalling about wives (10:00) before going on a nice long ramble about whether Bran Stark is a homeschooler and other ...
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The Glittervangelist: Joshua Mills deep dive with Casey Haas (Ep 50) from 2017-07-29T20:22:15
Matthew narrates a journey into the strange world of evangelist Joshua Mills, tracing his claims of supernatural gold dust back to a Brazilian woman and a Toronto pastor in the 90s. Then Casey Haa...
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"Covenant Rider" with Adam King (Ep 49) from 2017-07-18T15:57:04
In 1994, evangelist Kenneth Copeland created and starred in his own faith-based cowboy movie. Adam and Matthew devote an entire episode to reviewing this strange and wonderful film.
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Best Christian Tweets, faith-based video games with Richard Clark (Ep 48) from 2017-07-03T08:23
Richard Clark from Christianity Today joins the show to evaluate Matthew's horrible pitches for faith-based video games (8:00), then talk Best Christian Tweets of 2017 (21:30), and discuss The Adve...
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Episode 47 w/Perk City from 2017-06-25T17:35:32
Perk City (Bethany Perkins) joins the show for embarrassing teenage journals (5:00), Random DM Roulette (11:00), David vs. Cain (16:00). and ranking the sins (25:00)
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Episode 46 w/Nate Claiborne from 2017-06-13T14:54:10
Nate and Matthew discuss Adam and Eve's nipples (2:00), a snake invasion (4:30), sex on Noah's ark (11:30), Benny Hinn (19:00), Christopher Nolan's new movie "Dunkirk" (29:00), impersonating theolo...
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David J. Stewart deep dive with Casey Haas (Ep 45) from 2017-05-31T17:45:16
Matthew and Casey do a deep dive on the influential and mysterious fundamentalist blogger David J. Stewart (Jesus-is-Savior.com), with detours along the way to talk about pickles, kilts, and whethe...
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Episode 44 w/Chris Allen from 2017-05-25T05:50:16
Matthew and Chris take a look back at some of their favorite "good" faith-based films, including The 10 Commandments (10:00), The Passion of the Christ (16:00), The Last Temptation of Christ (24:00...
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Episode 43 w/Maggie from 2017-05-11T03:56:08
Matthew and Maggie carve a path of destruction through a slew of topics such as Trump/Hillary as homeschoolers (6:00), Bible verses about donkey dongs (24:00), homeschool apocalypse bunkers (31:00)...
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Episode 42 w/Erik Guzman from 2017-05-03T15:24:10
Author Erik Guzman stops by to talk about Benny Hinn (4:00), why televangelists get weird (19:00), the ups and downs of book writing (30:00), and who would win in a fight between Hinn and Steve Bro...
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Episode 41 w/Lauren R.E. Larkin from 2017-04-27T20:33:49
Lauren and Matthew spend an episode playing with a random question generator (8:00) before getting serious for a few minutes about idealization of marriage and children (40:00)
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Episode 40 w/Kendra Pierce from 2017-04-17T19:13:45
Kendra joins the show for a late night post-Easter rundown of 17 random topics, including Cadbury Eggs, hand soap, puking into wastebaskets, masturbation think pieces, and Pop Tarts.
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Episode 39 w/Nate Claiborne from 2017-03-29T18:58:41
Nate Claiborne returns to the show for a semi-serious postmortem on the Missing Richard Simmons podcast (2:00), a discussion of Jon Gosselin (22:00), and whether a Simmons/Gosselin reality show cou...
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Episode 38 w/Jessica Thompson from 2017-03-17T05:43:44
Jessica Thompson (Front Porch with the Fitzes) rejoins the show to talk about her upcoming book (5:00), and then the show falls down a rabbit hole of making fun of things in Christian culture (13:3...
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Episode 37 March Gladness Round 3 Breakdown from 2017-03-06T07:09:23
Bethany Perkins (Perk City)joins the show to help make sense of the ongoing Christian culture tournament.
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Episode 36 March Gladness Round 1 Breakdown from 2017-03-01T05:48:01
Mike Wittmann joins the show to break down the opening round of matchups in the Christian Culture Tournament
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Episode 35 w/Adam King from 2017-02-25T17:58:15
Matthew issues an apology for omitting several names from the previous episode's segment on inappropriate-sounding Christian names (3:00). Then Adam King joins the show to discuss his role in the ...
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Episode 34 w/Chad West from 2017-02-16T20:49:08
Author Chad West takes a turn in the co-host chair, talking about his upcoming book (4:00), inappropriate-sounding names in Christian culture (8:00), the LifeWay-Sho Baraka mess (12:30), and theolo...
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Chrisagis Brothers deep dive with Casey Haas (Ep 33) from 2017-02-02T20:37:27
Casey Haas returns to the show to discuss inappropriate church signs (4:00) before going on a deep dive on one of the oddest Christian music acts we've ever seen (10:00)
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Episode 32 w/Brad Knudsen from 2017-01-26T05:18:26
Matthew and Brad tackle the tough theological issues of the day, including phallic rock formations (4:00), post-election social media (8:00), and exactly how many Guy Code principles King David bro...
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The rise and disappearance of LaTascha Emanuel with Sarah Taras (Ep 31) from 2017-01-12T23:26:13
Author and podcaster Sarah Taras (Ezer Uncaged, Fundyland Sees Red) returns to discuss the rise and disappearance of the minister LaTascha Emanuel (2:00), Twitter beefs (18:00), the theology of sex...
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"The Erotic Baptism" with Kendra Pierce (Ep 30) from 2017-01-07T08:08:37
Kendra returns to the podcast and joins Matthew on a voyage to the outer realms of Christian culture to review an ebook called "The Erotic Baptism."
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Episode 29 w/Nate Claiborne from 2016-12-28T20:46:08
Author Nate Claiborne drops in to discuss the worst tweets Christian Twitter had to offer in 2016, and also snakes, the Miami Dolphins, and how many times Adam & Eve had sex.
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Episode 28 w/Shannan Martin from 2016-12-15T06:22:02
Author Shannan Martin stops by to talk about her book "Falling Free: Rescued From the Life I Always Wanted" (6:00) and then we rank Jan Crouch's wigs (21:00), pitch a faith-based movie (23:00), and...
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Episode 27 w/Chris Allen from 2016-12-09T00:53:51
We (mostly) take a break from Christian culture to devote an entire episode to Star Wars and opossums. Chris Allen co-hosts and talks about building beds for the animals that sleep on his porch (3...
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Episode 26 w/Kate Watson and Ashley Abramson from 2016-12-01T08:18:53
Kate Waston and Ashley Abramson from Upwrite Magazine come on the show to share the story of their magazine's inception. From there the episode breaks down into a random and frenzied jokefest abou...
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Episode 25 w/Jon Quitt from 2016-11-27T17:45:14
Pastor and author Jon Quitt comes back to the show to talk about his new book (2:00), a discussion which leads into church plants (10:00), Billy Graham's legacy (11:30), which Bible person had the ...
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Episode 24 w/Jessica Thompson from 2016-11-17T04:56:44
Jessica Thompson (Front Porch with the Fitzes)returns to the show for an election postmortem (4:00), then we break down the brewing John Piper controversy (18:00), reminisce about Christianity's ep...
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Episode 23 w/Maggie Talley from 2016-11-04T05:47:11
Maggie Talley joins the podcast to joke about homeschool and Christian school repression (8:00), then we talk spirit flags in church (16:00), fighting bears with our bare hands (21:00), and finally...
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Episode 22 w/Mike Chavez from 2016-10-25T17:33:11
Mike Chavez comes back to the show to debate which Presidents were the least(9:00)and most (15:00) physically fit, and also talk about how he would defend his family against a giant alligator (24:00).
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Episode 21 w/Kendra Adachi from 2016-10-09T17:09:09
Kendra Adachi from The Lazy Genius Collective drops in and we devote an entire episode to the film Cool Runnings
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Episode 20 w/Lauren R.E. Larkin from 2016-09-30T06:57:58
Lauren R.E. Larkin arrives to coax Matthew out of hiding and bring the podcast out of sabbatical. Topics include creepy clowns (1:30), the ethics of sharing the gospel with nude creepy clowns (11:...
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Episode 19 w/Rich Cook from 2016-08-19T05:19:36
Rich Cook returns for a late-night discussion of whether Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles can become Christians (9:00) and to weigh the pros and cons of relying on theologians for your beliefs (19:00)
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Episode 18 w/Jessica Thompson from 2016-07-29T14:27:29
Jessica Thompson from Front Porch With The Fitzes stops by for a podcast after dark and we quickly lose control of the proceedings. We talk angel wieners and trains to Bosomville (3:00), which cel...
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Episode 17 w/Mike Chavez from 2016-07-20T17:11:56
Michael Chavez drops in to talk about homeschooling in the 90s (7:00), retrace the events of the book Homeschool Sex Machine (18:00), and talk about the strangest Christian school prom ever (30:00)
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Episode 16 w/Lauren RE Larkin from 2016-07-15T06:35:31
Lauren RE Larkin (Ezer Uncaged, Key Life, Mockingbird) drops in to discuss church pool parties (10:00), bad theology (16:00), and most importantly, DID RUTH SEX BOAZ? (30:00)
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Episode 15 w/Kendra Adachi from 2016-06-28T17:28:30
Kendra from The Lazy Genius Collective stops by to rank people named Chris (3:00), talk about all the things we were banned from in the 90s (13:00), which CCM artists could survive the zombie apoca...
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Episode 14 w/Casey Haas from 2016-06-17T06:18
Casey Haas drops in to discuss Christian songs with inappropriate titles (7:00) and talk about what certain Game of Thrones characters would look like if they were Christian (21:00). Also: mints.
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Episode 13 w/Nate Claiborne from 2016-06-10T05:54:28
Nate Claiborne (NathanielClaiborne.com, Christ and Pop Culture)calls in while on the road to reminisce about Christian college, explore what ails the Miami Dolphins, and strategize how to survive a...
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Episode 12 w/Sarah Taras from 2016-06-03T05:57:25
Sarah Taras (Ezer Uncaged, Fundyland Sees Red) drops by to talk about whether there will be Chick-fil-A in heaven (7:00), pitch Saved By The Bell revival ideas (13:00), and talk about her upcoming ...
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Episode 11 w/Rich Cook from 2016-05-24T18:23:48
Rich Cook from Theology After Dark returns to the show to talk about how ducks could conceivably kill an attacking predator (7:00), discuss which Bible figure would be most likely to have a sex tap...
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Episode 10 w/Wayne Watson from 2016-05-10T21:20:03
Wayne Watson drops by for a quick interview about his new album (3:00) and we manage to get him to hang around long enough to tell Rich Mullins and Carman stories (13:00) and give a unique perspect...
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Episode 9 w/Jenn from Sweet T Makes Three from 2016-05-04T01:40:43
Jenn from the website Sweet T Makes Three calls in to discuss Chick Tracts (2:00), talk about Butt Sin and the purity culture (9:00), take turns pitching ideas for Christian romance novels (16:00),...
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Episode 8 w/Mike Wittmann from 2016-04-28T13:45:13
Mike Wittmann joins the podcast for a late-night discussion on whether Jesus misses shots when he plays basketball (8:00), Dad Skills (15:00), the greatest Dad Movies (26:00), and then Matthew and...
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Episode 7 w/Jon Quitt from 2016-04-19T21:15:22
Pastor Jon Quitt drops in to talk about his upcoming book and also to discuss punching alligators (6:00), bad mission trip ideas (15:00), The Sandlot (20:00), current scandals in Christianity (35:0...
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Episode 6 w/Lauren R.E. Larkin from 2016-04-12T20:07:14
Lauren from Ezer Uncaged stops by to talk about pirates, whether or not she could defeat a large rattlesnake, Mr. T, and whether or not angels and human ladies were getting it on in Genesis 6.
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Episode 5 w/Rich Cook from 2016-04-06T00:39:55
Rich from Theology After Dark drops in to talk strategy in a hypothetical fight against a wolf, rank his favorite video games, discuss nude baptisms, and pitch ideas for a Christian horror movie.
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Episode 4 w/Kendra Pierce from 2016-03-29T16:49:04
Kendra makes her debut on the podcast to discuss her 90s crush on Michael W. Smith, Fuller House, and the theology of trying to share the Gospel with zombies.
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Episode 3 w/Jessica Thompson from 2016-03-23T19:24:24
Author Jessica Thompson stops by to talk about who should narrate an audiobook of Song of Solomon and things quickly get inappropriate.
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Episode 2 w/Sarah Taras from 2016-03-17T20:10:37
Sarah from Ezer Uncaged drops in to help rank the best 90s shows from ABC's TGIF block, debate nude evangelism ethics, and reminisce about inappropriate hymn lyrics that made us laugh when we were 11.
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Episode 1 w/Jacob Goff from 2016-03-12T04:20:57
Jake from Theology After Dark stops by to talk about which celebrity pastor would survive the longest during the zombie apocalypse, whether or not we could defeat a mountain lion in hand to hand co...
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