Podcasts by Girls Gone Canon Cast

ASOIAF Episode 210 — ASOS Arya III from 2023-12-08T05:35

Turns out, being Arya Stark of Winterfell ain't all it's cracked up to be. When you're a "lady," everyone wants something from you. 

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Magical Girls Gone Canon Episode 5 — Sailormoon Eternal Part 1 from 2023-11-24T07:06

It's Black (Moon) Friday! And by that we mean the start of the Dead Moon Circus Arc with the first Sailormoon Eternal movie. This arc was split into two movies. Chloe and Eliana talk mirrors, dr...

ASOIAF Episode 208 — ASOS Arya I from 2023-11-17T05:06

Adventure! Skinchanging! Moss! New book! The opening chapter to a new arc for Arya has it all. 

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ASOIAF Episode 207 — ACOK Arya X from 2023-11-10T08:30:28

An important announcement from Girls Gone Canon: Our sincerest apologies --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit ...

ASOIAF Episode 206 — ACOK Arya IX featuring BWord of Kissed by Fire Podcast from 2023-11-03T05:02

New people get to Harrenhal—and new guests are here at GGC: BWord aka Beth of Kissed by Fire Podcast joins us to talk about this new turn in Arya's storyline, Jaqen, and Roose's leadership. 

Trick or Treat—Special Episode: Neil Gaiman’s ”The Sandman” with Shiloh Carroll from 2023-10-27T05:04

!! GIVEAWAY ALERT !!

Shiloh Carroll's new book, The Medieval Worlds of Neil Gaiman: From Beowulf to Sleeping Beauty, is ...

ASOIAF Episode 205 — ACOK Arya VIII from 2023-10-20T05:03

Weasel has had a hard day's night, and she's been working like a dog, no thanks to Weese. Well, he won't be barking orders that much longer. 

SANSA/ARYA Paradise AMV: inco...

Magical Girls Gone Canon Episode 4 — Sailormoon Crystal Season 3, PART TWO from 2023-09-29T05:07

We're back with Part Two of Sailormoon Crystal Season 3. Sailor Saturn is here and ready to rip ship apart with the Silence Glaive. Join as as we discuss parenting, sacrifice, and rebirth. 

ASOIAF Episode 202 — ACOK Arya V from 2023-09-22T05:03

Both Arya and our misinformation campaigns get unraveled. Arya loses a protector and someone else she felt she should protect. 

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ASOIAF Episode 201 — ACOK Arya IV featuring Arah (ieatzebra and Direwolf City) from 2023-09-15T05:03

Arya is winning over new allies this episode and so are we, joined this episode with another other host—Arah from her channels ieatzebra ...

ASOIAF Episode 200 — ACOK Arya III from 2023-09-08T05:03

Wow, it's our 200th episode. We've just been pissing the time away. Like Arya in this chapter. 

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ASOIAF Episode 199 — ACOK Arya II from 2023-09-01T05:05

When the Gold Cloaks catch up to our Night's Watch recruits, Main Character Arya finds out that she's not the main character (but lbr, she is). 

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ASOIAF Episode 198 — ACOK Arya I from 2023-08-18T05:03

New book, new hair, new identity, and a new cast of characters for Arya's story. Some kids make fun of her hair and sword, so she shows them what's what. 

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ASOIAF Episode 197 — AGOT Arya V from 2023-08-11T05:10

Dad, no... !!! (Again.) Perpetual stew links pending.  Check us out on Bluesky! https://bsky.app/profile/girlsgonecanon.bsky.socia...

ASOIAF Episode 196 — AGOT Arya IV from 2023-08-04T05:03

Syrio, run... Fear cuts deeper than swords.  Links mentioned: Taylor Swift telling us to look at her pet cat: ht...

ASOIAF Episode 195 — AGOT Arya III from 2023-07-28T05:02

Arya listens to the shadows on the wall, whispering that Ned Stark has the bastard, he has the book, and soon the truth of it—but not us, with no book nor truth. 

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ASOIAF Episode 194 — AGOT Arya II from 2023-07-21T05:07

"Let me tell you something about wolves, child. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. Summer is the time for squabbles. In winter, we must prot...

ASOIAF Episode 193 — AGOT Arya I from 2023-07-14T07:47:25

ARYA READY, KIDS?????!!?!?! We're starting a new POV with a familiar face. Also: with a special word from our sponsors A big big thanks for our outro this week to Warren, Steve, Madeline, Cass...

ASOIAF Episode 192 — ADWD Melisandre I from 2023-07-07T04:55

Not so terrible, definitely still red, we talk about how this one-hit wonder of a chapter paves the way for a political player.   Cited this episode:

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Magical Girls Gone Canon Episode 2 — Sailormoon Crystal Season 2 featuring Chika of Shoujo Sundae from 2023-06-30T05:17

Magical Girls Gone Canon gets our first guest: Chika of Shoujo Sundae joins her powers with ours to save the day! An expert in shoujo (and shounen) anime and manga, she helps us break down the seco...

ASOIAF Episode 191 — AFFC The Drowned Man (Aeron II) from 2023-06-16T05:19

It's election night in the Iron Islands. Also the Ironborn Met Gala. Waves of people have come to vote. Euron launches a misinformation campaign. We demand a recount.   Background music:    "Proc...

ASOIAF Episode 190 — AFFC The Prophet (Aeron I) from 2023-06-09T05:05

The king is dead (again, another one, etc.). Someone whose name begins with the letter E is back. From the sea comes a holy man with a plan.   Background music: "Procession of the King" Kevi...

Succession S4E10: With Open Eyes ft PoorQuentyn from 2023-06-02T05:13

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ASOIAF Episode 186 — The Iron Captain / Victorian Intro from 2023-03-17T05:00

Hop aboard the SS Canon as we head down the Ironborn Campaign Trail and do quite a bit of naval gazing with Victarion. We discuss Ironborn culture, history and lore, while highlighting the toxic...

ASOIAF Episode 185 — ADWD Bran III and Outro from 2023-03-10T05:16

It's the last Bran chapter. This chapter is older than Bran. But what is age to a tree, that is the acorn and the oak all at once? 

For a quarter year, Bran drinks of darkness and then we...

ASOIAF Episode 184 — ADWD Bran II ft. A Thousand Eyes and One Podcast from 2023-03-03T05:34

Bran and company's journey diverges from the hit HBO TV show that the books are based on when they finally reach the Three Eyed Crow. They're rescued by a "child" and meet someone with a thousan...

Patreon Teaser E32: The Sworn Sword ft. Ser Joe Buckley of the Isle of Faces (Knight of the Seven Kingdoms/ASOIAF) from 2023-02-24T05:00

Thanks to our Patrons @ patreon.com/girlsgonecanon, this bonus special episode has been released for the public. the episode was originally recorded and published in March of 2021, almost two years...

ASOIAF Episode 183 — ADWD Bran I from 2023-02-17T05:02

A monster on the Other side of the Wall protects Bran and friends from becoming prey while Summer finds, wins, and eats some "meat."   Links mentioned:

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ASOIAF Episode 182 — ASOS Bran IV with Anne (SweetYFT) from 2023-02-10T07:38:33

Alternate episode title: Be Our Guest Right 

Anne (SweetYFT) of Hypes Watch and Clash of Queens brings us on a guided to...

Gossip Girls Gone Canon - Special Edition Episode from 2023-02-03T05:22

Hey there Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl(s Gone Canon) here: Definitely not your one and only source for a look into the the lives of Gossip Girl Generation 2.   SPOTTED: Chloe and Eliana crying ...

GGC Season ’23 Update from 2023-01-27T05:02

This season on Girls Gone Canon, look forward to... 

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ASOIAF Episode 181 — ASOS Bran III from 2023-01-20T06:00

After maneuvering Queenscrown's fortifications and discussing its history, the gang worries their position may be revealed when a group sneaks closer to their shelter. Bran reaches for Hodor—and ge...

ASOIAF Episode 180 — ASOS Bran II from 2023-01-13T05:05

"Are you certain you never heard this tale before?"

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His Dark Materials Series 3 Episode 7-8 - The Clouded Mountain + The Botanic Garden from 2023-01-09T06:00

The final series of HIS DARK MATERIALS on BBC/HBO has premiered. Today, we cover the final two episodes of His Dark Materials: The Clouded Mountain + The Botanic Garden

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ASOIAF Episode 179 — ASOS Bran I from 2023-01-06T05:20

Bran, prince of the woods and prince of Winterfell, must make a choice. 

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Presenting the Girls Gone Canon Season Finale: 2022 Wrap-up from 2022-12-30T08:10

WHAT DID WE WATCH! what did we play!? we could go on for hours, but we wanted to touch base and chat for an hour on our year in media (personal AND podcast!)

Happy New Year to you all, w...

ASOIAF Episode 178 — ACOK Bran VII from 2022-12-23T05:03

Feeling trapped both at home and in his body, Bran spends more and more time in his wolf. Luwin says farewell for the last time with one last plan to keep the boys he loves safe: Bran and Rickon mu...

His Dark Materials Series 3 Episode 5-6 - No Way Out&The Abyss from 2022-12-22T09:05

The final series of HIS DARK MATERIALS on BBC/HBO has premiered. These podcasts will drop weekly covering two episodes of the series - today, No Way Out & The Abyss

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ASOIAF Episode 177 — ACOK Bran VI from 2022-12-16T05:10

The sea comes to Winterfell. Bran must hoist a white flag before more of Winterfell's people drown.   ---    Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arh...

His Dark Materials Series 3 Episode 3-4 - The Intention Craft&Lyra and Her Death from 2022-12-15T10:21:49

The final series of HIS DARK MATERIALS on BBC/HBO has premiered. These podcasts will drop weekly covering two episodes of the series - today, The Intention Craft and Lyra and Her Death.

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ASOIAF Episode 176 — ACOK Bran V from 2022-12-09T09:27

Jojen and Bran share their dreams as a nightmarish man named Reek is dragged to Winterfell. 

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His Dark Materials Series 3 Episode 1-2 - The Enchanted Sleeper&The Break from 2022-12-08T11:43:37

The final series of HIS DARK MATERIALS on BBC/HBO has premiered. These podcasts will drop weekly covering two episodes of the series - first up, The Enchanted Sleeper and The Break.

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ASOIAF Episode 175 — ACOK Bran IV from 2022-12-02T05:08

During playtime, Jojen badgers Bran, and things get a bit hairy with these wolves. Luwin reminds Bran about his Maester's degree and why magic isn't real. 

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ASOIAF Episode 174 — ACOK Bran III from 2022-11-18T06:07

Two's a dinner - three's a feast. (not that A Feast).

Our friend Courtney joins us to break down the Harvest Feast (which we absolutely did not plan but yet it just so happens this is rel...

ASOIAF Episode 173 — ACOK Bran II from 2022-11-11T05:07

Before they can dig into the harvest feast, Bran and co. dig into the Northern political situation—and some of Bran's repressed memories.   --- Eliana's twitter: http...

Girls Gone This Week: Returning with Bran in ’Clash’ Next Week from 2022-10-28T06:26

This week, the girls have gone to the big city to see George. 

House of the Dragon S1E10: The Black Queen from 2022-10-25T06:00

in today's finale episode we show our true colors (who could have seen this coming) (it's black)

**** despite earlier claims made on the podcast, we will likely still co...

ASOIAF Episode 171 — AGOT Bran VII from 2022-10-21T05:04

The last Bran chapter in AGOT is a dream come true. --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.patre...

ASOIAF Episode 170 — AGOT Bran VI featuring Manu from 2022-10-14T06:05

The Northern houses gather, filling Winterfell and the winter houses. Bran looks on, feeling an outsider in his own house as people whisper "Broken" behind his back and in front of him. Manu aka...

House of the Dragon S1E8: Lord of the Tides from 2022-10-11T08:29:55

the gossip girl thanksgiving episode leaves us speechless, floored, on the ground, screaming

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His Dark Materials S3: NYCC Trailer Breakdown from 2022-10-07T17:35:37

*** Apologies for a slight crackle/tinge in the audio in this episode - there was a mic issue and we worked to solve it out best we could.  ***

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ASOIAF Episode 169 — AGOT Bran V from 2022-10-07T05:42

We're testing out Bran's new ride, the saddle designed by Tyrion. What starts as a pleasant little hunt in the woods goes awry when Bran is left ahorse and alone.

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House of the Dragon S1E7: Driftmark from 2022-10-04T06:00

  PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING

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SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC

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His Dark Materials Novellas - Patreon Teaser E35 - Philip Pullman’s The Collectors from 2022-09-30T05:49

To celebrate the physical re-release of "THE COLLECTORS" by Philip Pullman, we are sharing our 2021 episode on the Novella. 

This episode was released thanks to the Patrons of Girls Gone ...

House of the Dragon S1E6: The Princess and The Queen from 2022-09-27T11:00:50

this episode is about Dreamfyre and Dreamfyre only    SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC   Links mentioned:  Ser_Travis's theory about Helaena the Dreamer: https://twitter...

House of the Dragon S1E5: We Light the Way from 2022-09-20T06:00

criston cole fans please do not interact with us on this day, we are mourning our knight of skulls and kisses SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC Join us at our Patreon: http...

ASOIAF Episode 166 — AGOT Bran II from 2022-09-09T06:02

A fall from innocence... but also from the top of the broken tower when Bran literally gets thrown off. 

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House of the Dragon S1E3: Second of His Name from 2022-09-06T06:00

EDITORS NOTE: Vaemond Velaryon is a nephew in text and not a cousin, my god we're very sorry these trees are sprawling  SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC Join us at our Patreon: Listen

House of the Dragon S1E2: The Rogue Prince Ft. Kim Renfro from 2022-08-30T06:01

Kim Renfro - author of The Unofficial Guide to Game of Thrones- swings through to talk HOTD, as well as give us a few treats and insight to the newest episode The Rogue Prince. 

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His Dark Materials Episode 28 — The Amber Spyglass Chapters 37-38 featuring Haley of The Manimals from 2022-08-26T06:30

"When we do find each other again, we’ll cling together so tight that nothing and no one’ll ever tear us apart. Every atom of me and every atom of you … We’ll live in birds and flowers and dragonfl...

House of the Dragon S1E1: The Heirs of the Dragon from 2022-08-23T06:01

UPDATE 8/24 -  Apologies to our Spotify users - we are experiencing turbulence with servers and this still has not populated for Spotify. 

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ASOIAF Episode 164 — AFFC Prologue, Pate (but also Alleras) ft. Nate of Brotherhood Without Manners from 2022-08-12T06:00

We're going back to school with Nate of the Brotherhood Without Manners podcast in our glorious return to ASOIAF POV chapters. Eliana's back - just in time for school announcements.  We talk tin...

House of the Dragon: Unleash the D E7 Ft. SPECIAL GUEST Eliana from 2022-08-05T05:23

ALL THE WAY from across the world, Eliana returns to unleash the D in our final episode of HOTD: UTD.

Pardon the birds - it's the music of the dragons surrounding Eliana out east.

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House of the Dragon: Unleash the D E6 Ft. John Picacio from 2022-07-29T06:00

Note - a tracking error was found at upload and the track was replaced immediately. You may need to clear your cache and re-download the episode- but it's worth it!

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House of the Dragon: Unleash the D E5 ft. PoorQuentyn of NotACast ASOIAF from 2022-07-22T06:30

Associate, Colleague, Catdad Emmett joins us (it's been quite a bit!) to break down the HOUSE OF THE DRAGON  TRAILER - because  it's OUT baby, it's unleashed, the d has been UNLEASHED - just a b...

His Dark Materials HBO/BBC Series 3 SDCC Teaser Speculation from 2022-07-15T05:00

Spoilers main trilogy. Slight spoilers TSC (nothing critical I promise I Swear). Slight Spoilers Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 4. Don't ask, just listen.

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House of the Dragon: Unleash the D E4 Ft. Sanrixian from 2022-07-08T06:27

Distinguished artist of our generation Mallory Dorn joins us to discuss some of the art direction from both a creative and production based point of view, as well as the deep love for the lore o...

House of the Dragon: Unleash the D E3 Ft. Maddy from 2022-07-01T06:00

Esteemed Luminary, Friend, Scholar, and Patron Maddy steps in to chat with us on UNLEASH THE D, our impromptu-primer series for HBO's HOUSE OF THE DRAGON featuring 1 girl gone canon + 1 guest gi...

House of the Dragon: Unleash the D E2 Ft. Arah of Direwolf City/Preposterous AF from 2022-06-24T06:00

when Eliana's away, Chloe will play.

and she is playing with the hottest of Ds. DRAGONS that is. Join us for a VERY EXTREMELY CASUAL conversation to prime you for HOUSE OF THE DRAGON's re...

House of the Dragon: Unleash the D E1 Ft. Zack of Game of Owns from 2022-06-17T06:00

when Eliana's away, Chloe will play.

Join Chloe & the prestigious Zack in a casual conversation on dragons, Fire & Blood, George RR Martin, and more in an exclusive episode. We'll be back...

His Dark Materials - Patreon Teaser - E17 - Lantern Slides from 2022-06-10T06:00

First, hi! We're off this week due to a little bit of real-life-happening; Another One Of Your Hosts is off to step through windows to another world, and we have to take a quick pause - we'll be...

ASOIAF Episode 163 — ASOS Prologue, Chett aka THE CHETTISODE featuring Micah from 2022-06-03T05:13

One of the coolest chapters of ASOIAF focuses on probably one of the worst dudes ever, it's the Chett POV! Micah, resident expert on Minor Characters in ASOIAF, joins us to talk about his favori...

His Dark Materials Episode 27 — The Amber Spyglass Chapters 35&36 from 2022-05-27T12:05:17

Taste the fruit.  CHAPTER 35 — OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY CHAPTER 36 — BROKEN ARROW --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eli...

ASOIAF Episode 162 — ACOK Prologue, Cressen featuring Alexandra August from 2022-05-20T04:45

She was red, and terrible, and red. 

Stannis was sad, and mocking, and sad. 

Cressen was dead, and loving, and dead. 

Alexandra August, cohost of GoT Thrones? podcast and Di...

ASOIAF Episode 161 — AGOT Prologue, Will from 2022-05-13T05:03

We should start back.  But only with the prologues.  Links mentioned: 

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His Dark Materials Episode 26 — The Amber Spyglass Chapters 32–34 from 2022-05-06T06:19

Sorry again for the delay! We're back with a sweet episode about sweets, eating them, and growing up while enjoying a safe garden of earthly delights. 

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ASOIAF Episode 160 — AFFC Samwell V&Outro from 2022-04-22T06:04

Sam has grown a lot since we first met him, and he's going to continue developing as he enters a new arc: magical boarding school. We meet a new cast of characters with new kinds of magic before le...

ASOIAF Episode 159 — AFFC Samwell IV featuring Zack (Game of Owns) from 2022-04-15T06:15

And now his watch is ended... but not our read-through! Zack from Game of Owns joins us to talk about Aemon's life, Sam's fear, Gilly's heroism, Kojja Mo's w...

ASOIAF Episode 158 — AFFC Samwell III from 2022-04-08T06:32

The gang is in Braavos but the big city has been unkind. Aemon's ailing, Gilly's sad, Dareon's drifting, and Sam's riling up some bravos. Thankfully a little Cat bears her claws and dispenses some ...

His Dark Materials Episode 25 — The Amber Spyglass Chapters 29–31 from 2022-04-01T14:24:20

In which they finally ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD Also Asriel and Marisa go on a long trip   CHAPTER 29 — BATTLE ON THE PLAIN CHAPTER 30 — CLOUDED MOUNTAIN CHAPTER 31 — AUTHORITY'S END   L...

ASOIAF Episode 157 — AFFC Samwell II from 2022-03-25T05:17

Sam's travel playlist starts with Phoebe Bridgers's "Motion Sickness" before transitioning into Avril Lavigne's "My Happy Ending," all as covered by Dareon. 

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His Dark Materials Novellas - Lee Scoresby’s Spaghetti Western: Once Upon a Time in the North from 2022-03-18T06:00

Originally released for Girls Gone Canon Patrons April, 2020 ~ become a GGC Patron @ patreon.com/girlsgonecanon where patrons in the Stranger tier & above receive monthly bonus episodes ~ 

ASOIAF Episode 156 — AFFC Samwell I from 2022-03-11T05:37

This chapter feels... familiar... like we've covered it before... ?? Well, anyway, Sam is having a great time at Castle Black before Jon—who is not having a great time—decides to fuck it all up by ...

ASOIAF Episode 155 — ASOS Samwell V featuring James Buschell from 2022-03-04T06:19

'Jon said there could be honor in a lie, if it were told for the right reason,' Sam remembers, just before he lies and accidentally puts his best friend on a career track to death. Listen

ASOIAF Episode 152 — ASOS Samwell II from 2022-02-04T05:22

Surprise, Craster! It's a boy! But that's not as surprising as the mutiny that takes his life and that of the Old Bear.  --- Eliana's twitter: https:...

His Dark Materials Episode 23 — The Amber Spyglass Chapters 23-25 from 2022-01-28T05:34

A couple of bombs go off these chapters. The first is when Lyra drops some truth bombs on the dead and the harpies. True stories, it turns out, can be nourishing.   In another world, there's an a...

ASOIAF Episode 151 — ASOS Samwell I featuring Yolkboy from 2022-01-21T05:30

Sobbing, we started another POV.  As the supernatural threat rises, so does Sam's courage, whether he knows it or not. Yolkboy of Radio Westeros joins us to explore Sam's psyche as his childhoo...

ASOIAF Episode 150 — AFFC Brienne VIII&OUTRO featuring Bidonica from 2022-01-14T05:00

Brienne screams a final word... but her story's not done. Artist and Brienne expert Bidonica joins us to discuss Brienne's development so far and what ...

His Dark Materials Episode 22 - The Amber Spyglass Chapters 20-22 featuring Cassidy from 2022-01-07T05:06

If heaven and hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the "no's" on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark   W...

ASOIAF Episode 149 — AFFC Brienne VII from 2021-12-24T05:01

No chance, and no choice. 

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ASOIAF Episode 148 — AFFC Brienne VI featuring Lo the Lynx from 2021-12-17T05:55

Brienne arrives on the Quiet Isle, where the scuttlebutt says that the Hound is at peace. But as Brienne confronts Westeros's limitations on their gender, Brienne finds themselves at anything bu...

ASOIAF Episode 147 — AFFC Brienne V featuring Sam of The Rainbow Guard from 2021-12-10T05:22

In the aftermath of Brienne's first kills, questions loom: Who deserves pity? Is a broken man an outlaw? Whose bodies are allowed stories of power? Sam of the Rainbow Guard joins us to analyze B...

ASOIAF Episode 146 — AFFC Brienne IV from 2021-12-03T05:43

Whispers, Crabbs, and fools... for a moment, the water transforms into whispers. The songs are alive as is the magic in the sword. But Brienne's innocence dies: "I'm sorry I didn't trust you. I ...

His Dark Materials Episode 21 - The Amber Spyglass Chapters 17-19 from 2021-11-26T07:00

Mary Malone discovers deeper meaning through the zalifs and their world. Lyra and Will seek their deaths.  --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arh...

ASOIAF Episode 145 — AFFC Brienne III from 2021-11-19T05:14

Brienne returns to Maidenpool and has a few reunions with folks from the late King Renly's camp. Like many reunions, her meetings with Hyle Hunt and Randyll Tarly are unpleasant. But it's not ca...

ASOIAF Episode 144 — AFFC Brienne II from 2021-11-12T06:00

Brienne continues her adventure, learning a history lesson about Duskendale and its extinct houses. She gets her shield repainted to a very familiar image: a shooting star at sunset above an elm...

ASOIAF Episode 143 — AFFC Brienne I featuring Shiloh Carroll from 2021-11-05T06:23

Saddle your horses: We're going on a new journey across Westeros in search of a maid that is definitely-not-Sansa-Stark-but-sounds-exactly-like-her with the truest not-a-knight of them all—Brienne ...

His Dark Materials Episode 20 - The Amber Spyglass Chapters 14-16 from 2021-10-29T06:30

It's all about intentions—from those of the knife's unseen tip to Asriel's new vehicle to those of our heroes (and ambiguous villains). As the knife is mended, Iorek, Will, and Lyra begin to exp...

ASOIAF Episode 142 - ASOS Catelyn VII featuring Alex (parralex0889) from 2021-10-22T06:03

Not my hair... You know the rest of the line. It's the iconic, ultimate Catelyn chapter. The fulcrum upon which the rest of the story turns. Alex (aka parralex0889) joins us to talk about Cat's cha...

ASOIAF Episode 141 - ASOS Catelyn VI from 2021-10-15T08:22:33

In the penultimate Catelyn episode, the waters are rising as the Starks arrive at the Twins... Wait: why is the bride-to-be weeping?  --- Eliana's twitter:  Listen

ASOIAF Episode 139 - ASOS Catelyn IV from 2021-10-01T06:00

As the Starks and Tullys say farewell to one more family member, King Robb wonders, “I have won every battle, yet somehow I’m losing the war.” Two representatives promise amends but really, they...

His Dark Materials Episode 19 - The Amber Spyglass Chapters 11-13 from 2021-09-28T10:08:48

War comes to the valley of rainbows as factions hope to claim the sleeping Lyra. But she and Will have their own side and allies. Hopefully they can count on these new, minor characters...   ----...

HIS DARK MATERIALS Patreon Episode: The Music of His Dark Materials with The Dust Podcast from 2021-09-24T12:01:32

Due to some personal life updates, we're experiencing a few production delays—but that just means all of you get bonus episodes! Our regularly scheduled episode for The Amber Spyglass will be de...

ASOIAF Episode 138 - ASOS Catelyn III from 2021-09-17T06:04

Robb Stark learns that it's hard to get ahead in the game of thrones. Catelyn watches her son wrestle with the questions of kingdom, honor, treason, and family when Rickard Karstark joins the ra...

ASOIAF Episode 137 - ASOS Catelyn II from 2021-09-10T06:24

Robb returns to Riverrun and breaks the news: He broke his oaths to the Freys. Catelyn finds forgiveness upon her king's return though he only brings chastisement for Edmure. 

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ASOIAF Episode 136 - ASOS Catelyn I from 2021-09-03T05:42

It's all downhill from here: We start on Catelyn's ASOS chapters, and they're real sad. Like very, very sad. It only gets sadder. This episode we get sad about Cat and Lysa's girlhoods and agenc...

His Dark Materials - The Amber Spyglass Chapters 8-10 from 2021-08-27T06:49

One murderer meets another murderer as both leave old worlds for a new one. Elsewhere, Mary bonds with the mulefa before reenacting a Hitchcock movie. CHAPTER 8 - VODKA CHAPTER 9 - UPRIVER C...

ASOIAF Episode 135 - ACOK Catelyn VII featuring Manaro (of ManaroGeek TV) from 2021-08-20T06:04

Catelyn receives news about the (alleged) death of her sons. Manaro of ManaroGeek TV joins us for a tour of the sex dungeon to examine Catelyn's grief and how it changes her. While down there, C...

ASOIAF Episode 134 - ACOK Catelyn VI from 2021-08-13T06:12

Once again, Catelyn must wait while men go to war. But this time, she's not alone. She's joined by Brienne, and they discuss the various battles different people face as Catelyn contemplates duty. ...

His Dark Materials Episode 17 - The Amber Spyglass Chapters 4-7 from 2021-08-06T07:24

As Lyra sleeps, the players begin moving into positions, with Asriel at the basalt fortress, the CCD deciding that murdering kids is in fact very chill, and Mary Malone is Alone but then later not ...

ASOIAF Patreon Teaser E4: The Maidenvault from 2021-07-30T06:00

********* Our last Friday of the month is generally reserved for His Dark Materials, however due to a medical issue we will be releasing the next episode of The Amber Spyglass next week 8/6/21....

ASOIAF Episode 133 - ACOK Catelyn V from 2021-07-23T05:20

Catelyn and Brienne make vows. Catelyn receives the bones of the guy she used to bone and makes a few other, darker promises in her heart. 

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ASOIAF Episode 132 - ACOK Catelyn IV from 2021-07-16T05:33

In which a, uh, crowning occurs... but not the kind you think. We're talking about babies. Shadow babies.  Links mentioned: 

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ASOIAF Episode 130 - ACOK Catelyn II from 2021-07-02T05:37

Catelyn is on a business trip with Lord—er, King Renly, who seems to actually be on a retreat rather than waging war. A champion emerges, Brienne the Beauty. Links mentioned:

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His Dark Materials Episode 16 - The Amber Spyglass Chapters 1-3 from 2021-06-25T06:00

The players move into place as the last act begins. Lyra is napping but more than usual. Will's finding new companions and new skills. Iorek has a friend for dinner. And Roger makes a reprise. <...

ASOIAF Episode 128 - ACOK Catelyn I from 2021-06-18T05:24

A new book begins and the players have been reshuffled. The King in the North makes demands that may never be met.   ---   Eliana's twitter: https://t...

ASOIAF Episode 128 - AGOT Catelyn XI from 2021-06-11T05:02

The King in the North! The King in the North!! THE KING IN THE NORTH!!!!!!

Links mentioned:  - Laws of Ice and Fire — "Why Shouldn't We Rule Ourselves Again?" https://twit...

ASOIAF Episode 125 — AGOT Catelyn VIII from 2021-05-14T06:00

Catelyn reunites with her firstborn to find that Robb has grown a beard... and an army. Even if she's unsure of her son's new role, she knows that he must be confident if he's going to have any cha...

ASOIAF Episode 124 — AGOT Catelyn VII featuring Clint of Learned Hands Pod&Laws of Ice and Fire from 2021-05-07T06:14

We're putting Tyrion on trial (by combat) with one of the resident Westeros lawyers, Clint of the Learned Hands podcast and the Laws of Ice and Fire blog. But as the trial approaches, evidence b...

The Book of Dust Episode 8 - La Belle Sauvage Chapters 21-22 featuring Warren Dudson (The Hedge Knight) from 2021-04-23T05:26

Our resident lore master Warren aka The Hedge Knight helps us navigate the murky waters of myths, lore, legends, and faerie tales as they surface in these two chapters. Malcolm and Alice stumble on...

ASOIAF Episode 123 - AGOT Catelyn VI from 2021-04-16T13:37:47

//apologies for the missing audio before—episode is updated and audio added

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ASOIAF Episode 121 - AGOT Catelyn IV from 2021-04-02T05:14

Catelyn beats everyone else to King's Landing so she can do the exposition and heavy lifting for everyone (as always). But there's no rest for the weary because Littlefinger comes calling for a mee...

The Book of Dust Episode 7 - La Belle Sauvage Chapters 18-20 from 2021-03-26T07:58

As the flood rages, Malcolm and Alice seek safety for themselves and Lyra in many places yet fail to find it, risking losing her at every turn.   CHAPTER 18 - LORD MURDERER CHAPTER 19 - THE POAC...

ASOIAF Episode 120 - AGOT Catelyn III from 2021-03-19T09:21:50

In the midst of her grief-induced stupor, Cat meets a catspaw who injures her catspaw. After resting and returning to life, she realizes that someone must tell them at King's Landing and she kno...

ASOIAF Episode 119 - AGOT Catelyn II from 2021-03-12T08:49:47

What's in the box, Catelyn? The plot. Marital problems. Lies. Mostly the plot.  --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's red...

ASOIAF Episode 118 - AGOT Catelyn I&Intro from 2021-03-05T05:18

The earliest chapter that Girls Gone Canon has covered, Catelyn's chapters help us wade into the world of Westeros while setting the stage for the players of this game, including her own and her...

The Book of Dust Episode 6 - La Belle Sauvage Chapters 15-17 from 2021-02-26T06:15

Sister Fenella falls, and so does the dam. The Great Flood is here, sweeping Malcolm, Alice and Lyra off to an adventure, taking us from the first part of the book to the second.   Chapter 15 - T...

ASOIAF Episode 117 - ADWD Davos IV&OUTRO from 2021-02-19T06:00

He was a better smuggler than a knight, a better knight than lord, a better lord than Hand, and a better Hand than a husband. The final Davos chapter in the published series, ending our journey ...

ASOIAF Episode 116 - ADWD Davos III from 2021-02-12T08:00

All of White Harbor is a stage, but no one has given Davos the script... Thankfully, Davos Seaworth is a decent improvisor.  Battle inspiration from ThunderClap:

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ASOIAF Episode 112 - ASOS Davos V from 2021-01-08T05:56

Many theatrics surround the difficult choice put forth before Stannis as he thinks of dragon wings above Westeros for the low bargain price of Edric Storm's life. Davos thinks of the perils of p...

His Dark Materials Series 2 Episode 7 - Æsahættr with Cam aka Candid59 from 2020-12-28T21:06

Join us for the series (meaning season!) finale of His Dark Materials season 2, in which we get real sad because real sad stuff happens, continue discussing Ariyon Bakare's twitter handle and the m...

His Dark Materials Series 2 Episode 6 - Malice from 2020-12-21T21:07

In the penultimate episode, Lyra and Will must leave Cittagazze with the witches but Will's wound proves difficult for their trek. Lee and Jopari cross worlds as do Mrs. Coulter and Lord Boreal, bu...

The Book of Dust Episode 4 - La Belle Sauvage Chapters 9-11 from 2020-12-18T06:00

Things are "hotting up" in LBS as the League of St. Alexander amasses power, different factions fight for Lyra, and a daemon pisses on the priory. 

CHAPTER 9 - Counterclockwise

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His Dark Materials Series 2 Episode 5 - The Scholar from 2020-12-14T21:27:02

Will and Lyra hatch a plan to steal back the alethiometer only to run into a surprise villain: Lyra's own mother, Mrs. Coulter. Marisa faces her demons as she reveals secret skills and learns th...

ASOIAF Episode 111 - ASOS Davos IV featuring Quinn Howard from 2020-12-11T05:30

Davos heads upwards and out of the dungeons, climbing the corporate ladder even higher only to find himself still standing on the precipice of hell: His king gazes into the fires and calls for the ...

His Dark Materials Series 2 Episode 4 - Tower of the Angels from 2020-12-07T21:05

There's trouble in Paradise for Mr. Paradisi as Lyra and Will work on Lord Boreal's request to retrieve a knife. Will pays a high price to fulfill his destiny. In another world, Lee meets a man of ...

ASOIAF Episode 110 - ASOS Davos III from 2020-12-04T04:53

While sitting in his dungeon cell, Davos is joined by unwanted companions. 

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His Dark Materials Series 2 Episode 3 - Theft from 2020-11-30T21:06

Lyra and Will aren't just stealing our hearts this season: There's another thief with a snake daemon stealing the alethiometer from our beloved heroes. In another world, characters get ready for wa...

The Book of Dust Episode 3 - La Belle Sauvage Chapters 6-8 from 2020-11-27T05:00

Things are heating up in Oxford as Malcolm gets confirmation about a murder, prepares for a flood and some break-ins while the League of St. Alexander begins recruiting children at his school. <...

His Dark Materials Series 2 Episode 2 - The Cave from 2020-11-23T19:35:36

Things are heating up between the Magisterium and the witches while Lyra finds a scholar and Will finds his family.   LINKS MENTIONED   Dr. Sam Henry - http...

ASOIAF Episode 109 - ASOS Davos II from 2020-11-20T05:30

Davos is almost back to Dragonstone and tells everyone on his good friend Salladhor Saan's ship, "I think I will cause problems on purpose." But — as everyone warns him — causing those kinds of ...

His Dark Materials Season 2 Episode 1 - The Magpie City featuring Lo the Lynx from 2020-11-16T20:04:12

Finally, Girls Gone Canon enters a new world as the second season, er, series of His Dark Materials kicks off. And we're not doing it alone! We meet with our good friend Lo the Lynx whom you may ha...

ASOIAF Episode 108 - ASOS Davos I from 2020-11-13T09:47:22

In a sort of Blackwater episode, Davos chooses between his own life and death on a lonely onion rock as a ship looms closer and his gods judge him.  --- Eliana's twitter:  Listen

The Book of Dust Episode 2 - La Belle Sauvage Chapters 4-5 from 2020-10-30T08:00

The next step in a very long journey down the river has arrived!

Coram van Texel pays a visit to learn about the alethiometer and current events then gets paid another visit out on the st...

ASOIAF Episode 106 - ACOK Davos II: Part 2 from 2020-10-23T06:00

After doing the unthinkable in splitting a chapter to make two episodes, we follow Davos for another unthinkable moment: a baby shower. But it's not just any baby shower as watches a shadow in t...

ASOIAF Episode 105 – ACOK Davos II: Part 1 from 2020-10-16T08:00

On this episode, we cross a rubicon, a point of no return, open a door that can never be closed: We are splitting this chapter into two episodes to discuss Davos at Storm's End, sailing through the...

His Dark Materials Series Two - Official Trailer Breakdown from 2020-10-15T23:17:38

The first of many surprises this weekend: Just before you get your ASOIAF episode, we are SO JAZZED about the Series Two official trailer and have a few more final thoughts before the series offici...

ASOIAF Episode 104 - ACOK Davos I&Intro to Davos from 2020-10-09T08:06:25

Setting sail (again) with a new POV, this time it's the Onion Knight: Davos Seaworth. From the start, Davos's chapters set the tone for a story of sacrifice, faith, and the burning of old system...

ASOIAF Episode 103 - ADWD The Sacrifice Featuring TheWendyNerd from 2020-10-02T07:00

The girls are joined by friend Wendy, who - unlike Stannis - takes no prisoners in the Crofter's Village. Things look bleak for the King's (Queen's) men, but there's an inkling of hope for Asha ...

The Book of Dust Episode 1 - La Belle Sauvage Chapters 1-3 from 2020-09-25T06:00

Gather round for a reading from The Book of Dust, Chapters 1-3 of the Gospel according to Malcolm. Chloe and Eliana begin the later released prequel to the His Dark Materials series, following M...

ASOIAF Episode 102 - ADWD The King's Prize Featuring Alicia Kingston from 2020-09-18T05:00

This week, the Lord Commander Alicia Kingston aka AK joins us to weather the storm with Asha Greyjoy. Through the eyes of the kraken not-queen, we observe the march toward Winterfell led by a fi...

ASOIAF Episode 101 - ADWD The Wayward Bride from 2020-09-11T05:00

In the aftermath of the kingsmoot, Asha flees her uncle and a marriage by seeking refuge at Deepwood Motte. But Ironborn aren't the only ones after her: So are the "wolves," who turn out to maybe b...

ASOIAF Episode 100 - AFFC The Kraken's Daughter from 2020-09-04T05:00

GGC sails into another POV, beginning Asha. Raised to believe she is her father's daughter and father's heir to the Iron Islands, men at every turn try to dissuade her from pursuing the Seastone...

His Dark Materials - Series Two Teaser/Trailer Drop 8/28/20 from 2020-08-28T20:53:51

Surprise! We're dropping a second episode today: a breakdown of the His Dark Materials Series Two trailers that dropped today from BBC & HBO. This is a one-shot episode meaning we sat down, recorde...

His Dark Materials Episode 16 - The Subtle Knife Chapter 15 from 2020-08-28T05:00

We come to the close of the second book, the end of another world. Mrs. Coulter finally learns of her daughter's destiny while Will finally inherits his mantle. But Will's heartfelt reunion is cut ...

ASOIAF Patreon Teaser E3: Forgotten Characters in The Winds of Winter from 2020-08-21T06:00

Thanks to Girls Gone Canon Patrons, the Girls have been able to unlock and remaster a special Patron-Only episode for the public.  This week, Eliana and Chloe dive into what we're all thinking a...

ASOIAF Episode 99 - ADWD The Watcher from 2020-08-14T04:06:54

Balon Swann brings a long-awaited present to Dorne: A sign of the Mountain's death. Doran warns of Cersei's plans but also the price of vengeance, setting the stage for Dornish plays as Areo wat...

ASOIAF Episode 98 - AFFC The Captain of Guards from 2020-08-07T06:00

The blood oranges are dropping and the snakes long to taste vengeance. Areo Hotah serves, obeys, and protects Doran Martell as he deals with the aftermath of Oberyn Martell's death but starts to...

His Dark Materials Episode 15 - The Subtle Knife Chapters 13&14 from 2020-07-31T06:00

The Subtle Knife gets spellbound in these last two chapters, full of magic and heartbreak. And spells aren't enough to stop the flow of blood from Will's hands—nor the flow of the tears down Chl...

ASOIAF Episode 97 - AFFC The Soiled Knight from 2020-07-24T06:00

Another chapter, another Kingsguard flung to another place that is not King's Landing. Arys Oakheart is fighting a battle within himself, deciding how and whether to use the sword in his hand an...

ASOIAF Episode 96 - ADWD Jaime I from 2020-07-17T06:00

The final Jaime chapter: The end of the road in the middle of Jaime's journey where he's taken a lot of detours – emotionally but also physically. He settles a dispute between Blackwood and Bracken...

ASOIAF Episode 95 - AFFC Jaime VII Featuring Kristin Treado from 2020-07-10T06:00

In Jaime's final Feast chapter, he does a lot: He gives Tom O' Sevens two promotions, has a crazy dream, and burns things down -- particularly some figurative bridges. 

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ASOIAF Episode 94 - AFFC Jaime VI Featuring Don Willi from 2020-07-03T06:00

Jaime learns "never meet your heroes" as he verbally squares off with the Blackfish. Later, he talks to a younger fish and threatens to put an even smaller fish on a trebuchet. 

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His Dark Materials Episode 14 - The Subtle Knife Chapters 11&12 from 2020-06-26T05:00

Lyra and Will start to realize the heavy cost of bearing the subtle knife, while Mary Malone talks to magical Siri. 

Chapter 11 - Belvedere

Chapter 12 - Screen Language

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ASOIAF Episode 93 - AFFC Jaime V from 2020-06-19T05:00

Jaime continues on his roaming individual family reunion interviews with Daven and Genna Lannister, back at Riverrun where once he was imprisoned.    Don't forget: This Saturday, June 20, we'll b...

ASOIAF Episode 92 - AFFC Jaime IV from 2020-06-12T05:00

Jaime makes a stop that's not on the way to Riverrun but is on the way to his character development. He catches up with good ol' cousin Lancel, who confesses, "I wanted to be you."

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His Dark Materials Episode 13 - The Subtle Knife Chapters 9 and 10 from 2020-05-29T05:00

Two chapters, two character reveals, many answers for our two young heroes. 

Chapter 9 - Theft

Chapter 10 - The Shaman

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ASOIAF Episode 90 - AFFC Jaime II from 2020-05-15T05:00

After their father's funeral, Jaime finds that the more time he spends in King's Landing near Cersei, the further apart they become. Jaime relives a lot of history, both some he's lived through ...

ASOIAF Episode 89 - AFFC Jaime I from 2020-05-08T06:41:20

Jaime mourns for the family that he has clearly lost, and the man as well.

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HIs Dark Materials Episode 12 - The Subtle Knife Chapters 7 - 8 from 2020-05-01T06:00

After Lyra loses the alethiometer, Will gains his own special object at a very high price.

Chapter 7 - The Rolls-Royce

Chapter 8 - The Tower of the Angels

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ASOIAF Episode 88 - ASOS Jaime IX from 2020-04-24T05:00

Whatever he chose...

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ASOIAF Episode 86 - ASOS Jaime VII from 2020-04-10T05:00

When Jaime returns to King's Landing, his king is dead, the city is changed — and so is he.

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ASOIAF Episode 85 - ASOS Jaime VI from 2020-04-03T05:00

"You want her? Go get her."

So he did. 

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His Dark Materials Episode 11 - The Subtle Knife Chapters 5-6 from 2020-03-27T05:00

This episode, everyone is learning: Lyra learns about burgers. Will learns about his dad. Lee learns about Grumman, and Serafina and Ruta Skadi learn about the spectres.   Chapter 5 - Airmail Pap...

ASOIAF Episode 84 - ASOS Jaime V from 2020-03-20T07:50:22

It's the Jaime chapter, the big one where we find out about Aerys and stuff. 

Quora answer cited: https://twitter.com/arhyt...

Joining Worlds - A Dustcussion on The Secret Commonwealth Ft. Her Dark Materials&The Dark Materials Podcast from 2020-03-06T05:00

While Eliana is away, Chloe gets to play - Chloe is joined by Faye from Her Dark Materials and Iain and Amy from the Dark Material Podcast to dustcuss their general reactions to The Secret Commo...

His Dark Materials Episode 10 - The Subtle Knife Chapters 3-4 from 2020-02-28T04:00

Will and Lyra return to Will's Oxford and learn some very important information about the universe, Dust, and dads.  Chapter 3 - A Children's World Chapter 4 - Trepanning --- Eliana's twitt...

ASOIAF Episode 82 - ASOS Jaime III FT. FanGirlJeanne from 2020-02-21T05:00

FangirlJeanne joins us for a breakdown of Jaime and Brienne's "sword fight", while we explore their dynamic even further and analyze why Jaime just can't be a nice boy. You can find FanGirlJea...

ASOIAF Episode 81 - ASOS Jaime II from 2020-02-14T05:00

ASOIAF Episode 81 - ASOS Jaime II The ravaged Riverlands sustain the underlying heart in Jaime's arc, and Brienne attempts to keep him grounded (except for when he gets on the horse). --- Eliana...

ASOIAF Episode 80 - ASOS Jaime Intro/I from 2020-02-07T05:00

  Out in the waters of the Trident, we learn Jaime's innerworkings - and watch Brienne of Tarth be a badass.  

Intro by Anton Langhage  --- Eliana's twitter:  Listen

ASOIAF Episode 79 - ADWD Jon XIII ft.TheLadyShelly from 2020-01-24T04:00

We're killing Jon Snow!   Shelly's Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheLadyShelly    Intro by Anton Langhage   ---   Eliana's twitter:  Listen

ASOIAF Episode 76 - ADWD Jon X from 2019-12-20T04:00

Jon orchestrates a shotgun wedding... a crossbow wedding? Whatever. Either way, things end up kind of okay considering the track records for weddings in this series. Hopefully no one crashes it at ...

His Dark Materials S1E7 - Fight to the Death from 2019-12-19T18:00

Temperatures are subzero and bears walk the plains, following their new King and Master Iofur Raknisson.  But WAIT! Lyra Silvertongue has come, and all bears will bow - but not to her.   Listen

His Dark Materials S1E6 - The Daemon Cages from 2019-12-13T12:00

There is no garden in the Fields of Evil. Lyra must escape Bolvangar with all the other children and stop the horrors happening here. Chloe tastes sweet, sweet victory. 

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ASOIAF Episode 75 - ADWD Jon IX from 2019-12-13T05:00

The Night's Watch Welcoming Crew receive a royal retinue and a grey girl on a dying horse within their walls. ------- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter...

ASOIAF Episode 74 - ADWD Jon VIII from 2019-12-06T04:00

Jon sends Val off on an adventure with big hopes that she comes back. When he returns to his quarters, he meets a frosty welcome from three not-so-wise men who have some opinions about the direc...

His Dark Materials S1E5: "The Lost Boy" from 2019-12-05T21:49:32

The Girls face a few disappointments as we barrel toward the end of Season One in His Dark Materials.  But where there is darkness, there is also light - except maybe not for the Costa Family.  Com...

His Dark Materials S1E4: "Armor" from 2019-11-29T13:44:41

Two protagonists join Lyra's party - but at first, not so willingly. Meet Lee Scoresby, Iorek, and also - Kaisa!   Check out Lo's piece on Nordic influence in His Dark Materials: Listen

His Dark Materials S1E2: "The Idea of North" from 2019-11-15T17:38:58

Lyra leaves Jordan College for London with the hopes of finding Roger, instead finding Ruth Wilson's incredible performance as Mrs. Coulter.   Tune in for some info on the alethiometer, visual an...

ASOIAF Episode 72 - ADWD Jon VI from 2019-11-15T06:23:31

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HIs Dark Materials Episode 8 - Northern Lights/The Golden Compass Chapters 21-23 from 2019-11-13T04:00

Finally, the end of the first book, here at the end of the world... this world... and perhaps the beginning of a next. But what will it take to bridge the gap? Sacrifice. Oblation. 

Chapt...

His Dark Materials S1E1: Lyra's Jordan from 2019-11-08T16:33:13

Spiral into an all spoilers cast on everything in (and out) of Lyra's world. Find out what the girls liked (and didn't), and pour one out for Tony Makarios, who will never get the screentime he des...

ASOIAF Episode 71 - ADWD Jon V from 2019-11-08T05:00

Food is scarce and tensions are high. You can take the "free" from the folk, but you can't take the north from them - and Jon knows that, more than any other leader in Westeros.   --- Eliana's t...

His Dark Materials Episode 7 - Northern Lights/The Golden Compass Chapters 18-20 from 2019-11-02T12:00

Lyra gets dropped in the middle of bear politics—literally. After falling from an air balloon, Lyra writes her own version of a Declassified Svalbard Survival Guide with trickery from all sorts ...

His Dark Materials: Episode 6 - Northern Lights/The Golden Compass CH16-17 Ft. Tana Ford from 2019-10-27T06:00

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ASOIAF Episode 70 - ADWD Jon IV from 2019-10-18T05:00

The Wall's stores are running low, and Stannis is out here sipping fucking lemon water as he tries to decide what to do about the North, the Umbers, and getting literally anyone to fight for him...

His Dark Materials: Episode 5 - Northern Lights/The Golden Compass Chapters 13-15 from 2019-10-15T18:36:13

Northern Lights/The Golden Compass - Chapters 10-12 New members join Lyra's party: an aeronaut, an armored bear, and soon - however fleeting - a severed child. PART TWO: BOLVANGAR CHAPTERS 13, 1...

ASOIAF Episode 69 - ADWD Jon III from 2019-10-11T05:00

The king of lies... but which king is it? Jon watches as Mance (????????) is burned alive by Stannis and his red witch, then realizes he'd rather eat at the library for lunch instead of the cafe...

ASOIAF Episode 68 - ADWD Jon II Ft. Hannah of Game of Owns from 2019-10-08T19:04:29

We are joined in scolding our boy Jon Snow for his mean behavior to actual best character Gilly by HANNAH from the beloved and excellent Game of Owns.

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His Dark Materials: Episode 4 - Northern Lights/The Golden Compass Chapters 10-12 from 2019-09-26T06:00

Northern Lights/The Golden Compass - Chapters 10-12 New members join Lyra's party: an aeronaut, an armored bear, and soon - however fleeting - a severed child. PART TWO: BOLVANGAR CHAPTERS 10, 1...

ASOIAF Episode 67 - ADWD Jon Intro/I Ft. Maester Merry from 2019-09-20T06:00

Girls Gone Canon Episode 67 - Jon ADWD Intro/I Ft. Maester Merry  

The Girls dive deep within Jon's first chapter of A Dance With Dragons (and of course, an introduction of what to ex...

His Dark Materials: Episode 3 - Northern Lights/The Golden Compass Chapters 7-9 from 2019-09-17T05:00

In the Fens, the gyptians convene for a roping about the missing children and a not-so-missing little girl. As they get ready to make moves towards the North, Lyra begins learning to read the si...

ASOIAF Episode 66 - ASOS Jon XII/Outro from 2019-09-13T06:00

  Jon's name is chosen from the Triwizard Cup (translation: Jon is elected Lord Commander of the Watch.) Check out next week's guest Maester Merry's essay http://davosfingers.com Davosfinger's twitter:  Girls Gone Canon Episode 64 - Jon ASOS X Ft. Matt from Davosfingers https://twitter.com/arhythmetric ...

ASOIAF Episode 62 - ASOS Jon VII from 2019-08-09T06:00

In the words of the band A GREAT BIG WORLD, 

"ANYWHERE I WOULD'VE FOLLOWED YOU

SAY SOMETHING, I'M GIVING UP ON YOU."

You guys, it's sad.  It's The One Wher...

ASOIAF Episode 61 - ASOS Jon VI from 2019-08-02T06:00

There's no place like home - especially when you have arrows in your leg.  Jon returns to his brothers (the ones he still can return to) and is burdened with guilt at betraying Ygritte.  --- Eli...

His Dark Materials: Episode 1 - Northern Lights/The Golden Compass Chapters 1-3 from 2019-07-31T23:49:35

The girls set off on another journey that begins with a bottle of tokay, Dust, and Gobblers. Stay close to us on this new adventure if you don't want to disappear!   Covers Northern Lights (UK & ...

ASOIAF Episode 60 - ASOS Jon IV/V from 2019-07-26T06:00

The girls talk about Homeward Bound, and if you click your heels three times, there's no place like mutton and salt cod.  Oh, yeah, and there's a little bit of... betrayal.

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ASOIAF Episode 59 - ASOS Jon III featuring Vanessa Cole (The Night’s Cast) from 2019-07-19T05:00

Together with special guest Vanessa Cole of The Night’s Cast, Girls Gone Canon dives deeper in Jon’s storyline as he dives in… some caves. Many caves. 

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ASOIAF Episode 56 - ACOK Jon VIII/Outro from 2019-06-28T05:58:51

“Our honor means no more than our lives, so long as the realm is safe.” - Jon VIII, ACOK  Intro by Anton Langhage  -------  Eliana's twitter: htt...

ASOIAF Episode 55 - ACOK Jon VI/VII from 2019-06-21T05:00

Intro by Anton Langhage

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ASOIAF Episode 53 - Jon ACOK II/III from 2019-06-07T05:00

The girls are back in black - and so is Jon Snow! We take a trip to Craster's keep, and Jon finds his Stark roots pulling at him once more.   Intro by Anton Langhage   ---   Eliana's twitte...

Patreon Teaser Game of Thrones S1E1 Winter is Coming Ft. Manu (Manuclearbomb) from 2019-05-31T05:00

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ASOIAF Episode 51 - AGOT Jon IX&Outro from 2019-05-17T05:00

The first temptation: with Ned Stark dead, Jon Snow must choose between family and vengeance or his vows. Neville Longbottom helps show Jon the way, and through a talk with the Old Bear, Jon finall...

Girls Gone Canon: Game of Thrones S8E5 The [Tolling of the] Bells from 2019-05-14T22:56:50

  THE GIRLS WATCH THRONES: hang out with Eliana and Chloe as they sit back to discuss the fifth episode of Game of Thrones Season 8: The Bells All The Colors by Dj Quads 

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ASOIAF Episode 50 - AGOT Jon VIII Ft. JoeMagician from 2019-05-03T06:00

""Then Lord Eddard is a man in ten thousand. Most of us are not so strong. What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms … or the memory o...

ASOIAF Episode 49 - AGOT Jon VI&VII from 2019-04-26T05:00

Jon and Sam take the plunge and become men of the Night's Watch. Immediately after, Jon is tested twice: First, his father, Ned, has been arrested for treason. Second, the dead are waking.   CO...

Girls Gone Canon: Game of Thrones S8E2 A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms from 2019-04-23T23:48:20

THE GIRLS WATCH THRONES: hang out with Eliana and Chloe as they sit back to discuss the second episode of Game of Thrones Season 8: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.   All The Colors by Dj Quads ht...

ASOIAF Episode 48 - AGOT Jon IV&V from 2019-04-19T05:00

The newest recruit to the Night's Watch is a craven—but that doesn't stop Jon from protecting him. The recruit becomes Jon's new friend and then his brother. As many of the other recruits advanc...

Girls Gone Canon: Game of Thrones S8E1 Winterfell from 2019-04-16T21:43:30

THE GIRLS WATCH THRONES: hang out with Eliana and Chloe as they sit back to discuss the first episode of GAME OF THRONES SEASON 8, Winterfell! All The Colors by Dj Quads https://soundcloud.com/ak...

ASOIAF Episode 47 - Jon AGOT II/III from 2019-04-12T06:00

Goodbyes are hard - and Jon Snow braves a particularly hard one in faring Bran well before heading toward the wall.  He is taught a lesson in humility by Donal Noye, and extends an olive branch ...

ASOIAF Episode 46 Jon AGOT Intro/I from 2019-04-05T05:00

Robert's retinue reminds Jon that bastards will never be royals... until, well. But before all that happens, Jon's story starts with a tempting offer followed by advice of armoring himself in wh...

ASOIAF Episode 45 Theon I, ADWD from 2019-03-29T07:52:24

This plan is madness. But the trees called him by his name, "Theon," and he must take a leap of faith if he is to save Jeyne. It rhymes with pain.

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ASOIAF Episode 42 - The Prince of Winterfell ADWD from 2019-03-08T04:57

You're invited to the world's worst wedding - "Arya" Stark and Ramsay Bolton get married in the Godswood of Winterfell in The Prince of Winterfell from A Dance with Dragons.

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ASOIAF Episode 41 - Reek ADWD II/III from 2019-03-01T06:28:01

Game of Thrones Board Game of Thrones Tournament Survey ---->   https://goo.gl/forms/NsxeiaGoi1v2lt6p2 Eliana's twitter: http...

ASOIAF Episode 37 - ACOK Theon II/III from 2019-02-01T07:56:36

Home: a bitter four-letter word.

Intro by Anton Langhage  

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ASOIAF Episode 36 - ACOK Theon Intro/I from 2019-01-25T06:09:49

Theon Greyjoy is finally coming home.

Intro by Anton Langhage  

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ASOIAF Episode 35 - AFFC Alayne II (Sansa III) Ft. Ashaya from History of Westeros from 2019-01-18T05:42:12

Sansa Stark went up the Eyrie, and Alayne Stone is coming down the mountain.

Intro by Anton Langhage

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ASOIAF Episode 34 - AFFC Alayne I from 2019-01-11T05:00

Alayne finds herself playing the dutiful daughter to the Lord Protector of the Vale, but the Lords Declarant threaten her father's reign. 

Intro by Anton Langhage

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ASOIAF Episode 33 - AFFC Sansa Stark Intro/I from 2019-01-04T05:00

The Lords of the Eyrie have come to feast upon the power vacuum left after Lysa's sudden death in way of an investigation.  Sansa must adapt, and serve lies and arbor gold, or go out the moon do...

ASOIAF Episode 32 - ASOS Sansa Stark VI/VII FT.LadyGwyn of Radio Westeros from 2018-12-21T05:00

Sansa dreams of a snowy palace that she used to call home.

Intro by Anton Langhage

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ASOIAF Episode 31 - ASOS Sansa Stark IV/V from 2018-12-14T05:00

"Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bonel, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let the aeropl...

ASOIAF Episode 30 - ASOS Sansa Stark II/III from 2018-12-07T05:00

A dress that seemed to be a gift for Sansa comes at a high price.

Intro by Anton Langhage

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ASOIAF Episode 29 - ASOS Sansa Stark Intro/I from 2018-11-30T05:00

Is it all lies, forever and ever?  Hostage of the throne, Sansa Stark's world looks up as an escape is on the horizon.   

intro by Anton Langhage

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ASOIAF Episode 28 - ACOK Sansa Stark VIII from 2018-11-23T05:00

Sansa thinks she's found new freedom in King's Landing, as the roses descend upon the city.

intro by Anton Langhage

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ASOIAF Episode 25 - ACOK Sansa Stark IV/V from 2018-11-02T06:00

  Thrust into a magical world where the line between truths and lies blurs more often than not, Sansa Stark finds herself battling for survival, hidden beneath a veil of her courtesy.

int...

ASOIAF Episode 24 - ACOK Sansa Stark II/III from 2018-10-26T06:00

  Thrust into a magical world where the line between truths and lies blurs more often than not, Sansa Stark finds herself battling for survival, hidden beneath a veil of her courtesy.

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ASOIAF Episode 23 - ACOK Sansa Stark Intro/I from 2018-10-19T06:00

 Thrust into a magical world where the line between truths and lies blurs more often than not, Sansa Stark finds herself battling for survival, hidden beneath a veil of her courtesy.

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ASOIAF Episode 22 - AGOT Sansa Stark VI/Outro from 2018-10-12T06:00

 Thrust into a magical world where the line between truths and lies blurs more often than not, Sansa Stark finds herself battling for survival, hidden beneath a veil of her courtesy.

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ASOIAF Episode 21 - AGOT Sansa IV/V from 2018-10-05T06:00

Thrust into a magical world where the line between truths and lies blurs more often than not, Sansa Stark begins to learn that life is not a song, and to use her courtesy as a shield.   intro by ...

ASOIAF Episode 20 - AGOT Sansa II/III from 2018-09-28T06:00

Thrust into a magical world where the line between truths and lies blurs more often than not, Sansa Stark begins to learn that life is not a song, and to use her courtesy as a shield.   intro by ...

ASOIAF Episode 19 - AGOT Sansa Overview/I from 2018-09-21T06:00

Thrust into a magical world where the line between truths and lies blurs more often than not, Sansa Stark finds herself battling for survival, hidden beneath a veil of her courtesy.

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ASOIAF Episode 18 - AFFC Arianne The Princess in the Tower/Outro Ft. Fat_Walda from 2018-09-14T06:00

Nobody puts baby in a tower - and Arianne Martell is no exception!

intro by Anton Langhage

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ASOIAF Episode 17 - AFFC Arianne Intro/The Queenmaker from 2018-09-07T06:00

 Nobody puts baby in a tower - and Arianne Martell is no exception!  

 intro by Anton Langhage

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ASOIAF Episode 16 ADWD Quentyn The Dragontamer/Outro from 2018-08-24T06:00

"Men’s lives have meaning, not their deaths." Quentyn plays with fire, and the girls watch him get burnt.

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ASOIAF Episode 15 ADWD Quentyn The Windblown/The Spurned Suitor from 2018-08-17T06:00

Family, duty, honor - Quentyn Martell sets off on an adventure, losing companions and faith along the way, to marry the dragon queen.  

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ASOIAF Episode 14 Quentyn Intro/The Merchant’s Man Ft. PoorQuentyn from 2018-08-10T06:00

Family, duty, honor - Quentyn Martell sets off on an adventure, losing companions and faith along the way, to marry the dragon queen.  

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ASOIAF Patreon Teaser E1: TWOW Barristan I/II from 2018-08-03T06:00

The girls wrap up Barristan's arc - for now - with an exclusive look at what some of their patreon special episodes will be like!  Unlock future TWOW Chapter, Character analysis, and other uniqu...

ASOIAF Episode 13 - Barristan/Outro Ft. BryndenBFish from 2018-07-27T06:00

Heavy is the cloak, they say - or is it blinded by the white?  Eliana and Chloe unravel the the legend himself, Ser Barristan Selmy.  Barristan Selmy finds himself alone with his regrets, set as...

ASOIAF Episode 12 - Barristan The Kingbreaker/The Queen’s Hand from 2018-07-20T06:00

Heavy is the cloak, they say - or is it blinded by the white?  Eliana and Chloe unravel the the legend himself, Ser Barristan Selmy. In the political power keg of Meereen, Selmy finds himself pl...

ASOIAF Episode 11 - Barristan The Queensguard/The Discarded Knight from 2018-07-13T06:00

Heavy is the cloak, they say - or is it blinded by the white?  Eliana and Chloe unravel the the legend himself, Ser Barristan Selmy.  Barristan Selmy finds himself alone with his regrets, set as...

ASOIAF Episode 10 - Barristan Intro from 2018-07-06T07:21:22

Heavy is the cloak, they say - or is it blinded by the white?  Eliana and Chloe unravel the the legend himself, Ser Barristan Selmy.  Today the girls delve into Barristan's rich history with a w...

ASOIAF Episode 9 - Eddard Outro from 2018-06-27T07:21:37

Ned reaches the end of the Kingsroad, and Eliana and Chloe witness his effect on not only other POV characters, but on the general direction of the narrative.  Be sure to check out some of the e...

ASOIAF Episode 8 - Eddard XIV/XV from 2018-06-20T07:51:38

Eliana and Chloe's journey through Ned Stark's POV in ASOIAF grinds to its end. Eddard's mercy and honor brings him to the black cells of King's Landing, and he is haunted one last time by the g...

ASOIAF Episode 7 - Eddard XII/XIII from 2018-06-13T07:27:20

Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through each character's POV in ASOIAF, starting with everyone's favorite honorable patriarch: Eddard Stark. Eddard slips on the ice that is King's Landing, ...

ASOIAF Episode 6 - Eddard X/XI from 2018-06-06T07:21:51

Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through each character's POV in ASOIAF, starting with everyone's favorite honorable patriarch: Eddard Stark. Eddard dreams an old dream, writ in blood from g...

ASOIAF Episode 5 - Eddard VIII/IX from 2018-06-01T07:43:29

Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through each character's POV in ASOIAF, starting with everyone's favorite honorable patriarch: Eddard Stark. Dishonorable threats against dragonspawn cause N...

ASOIAF Episode 4 - Eddard VI/VII from 2018-05-23T07:46:52

Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through each character's POV in ASOIAF, starting with everyone's favorite honorable patriarch: Eddard Stark.  While the tension surrounding Jon Arryn's death...

ASOIAF Episode 3 Eddard IV/V from 2018-05-16T07:53:45

Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through each character's POV in ASOIAF, starting with everyone's favorite honorable patriarch: Eddard Stark.  Petyr Baelish begins to carefully sow his seeds...

ASOIAF Episode 2 Eddard II/III from 2018-05-09T07:51:32

Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through each character's POV in ASOIAF, starting with everyone's favorite honorable patriarch: Eddard Stark.  We start the episode with Ned searching to find...

ASOIAF Episode 1 - Eddard I from 2018-05-02T06:19

Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through each character's POV in ASOIAF, starting with everyone's favorite honorable patriarch: Eddard Stark.  Tune in for an overview of Ned's arc in A Game ...