Podcasts by Going Dutch

Episode 039 October 18th 2020 from 2020-10-22T01:07:04

Bruh... internet issues much?! So sorry about the late upload. But here we are! We are going to figure this thing out one day... most likely it will be podcasts aren't cool anymore. Until then, ...

Episode 038 September 27th 2020 from 2020-09-30T01:22:27

We love you but you got the wrong "granny". Marki and Bec cannot express "determination" enough... in all that you do. If all you can manage to do is try, you are KILLING it! Keep hustling, frie...

Episode 037 September 14th 2020 from 2020-09-16T01:48:08

Marki, we're sorry your Granny died. You are so loved, so seen, and so BEAUTIFUL. Dear Zach and Lacie, we miss you right back! We love you! Let's do some catching up, shall we? What hair extensi...

Episode 036 August 23rd 2020 from 2020-08-24T04:20:44

We are still here! Just... life! Marki and Bec are back from the beach and are rocking that sun-kissed glow. Livers are slowly recovering and new lessons are being learned even as whole, grown a...

Episode 035 August 5th 2020 from 2020-08-07T01:43:24

How you like YO eggs?! Gettin' back on our grind, preparing for our annual beach trip, & Bec's a bi***! 

We love you guys! You can always sit with us!

Episode 034 July 28th 2020 from 2020-07-29T04:25:19

"Nah" - Rosa Parks. Marki and Bec meet up again for another episode of, "anything and everything". Blind dates are still cool and being a third wheel is truly the perfect setup! 

We ...

Episode 033 July 21st 2020 from 2020-07-22T04:09:31

When "Going Dutch" changed the music. Life is hard but we trudge on! Go easy on your people and strive to choose happy, even through your darkest days. Marki and Bec strive for new approaches at...

Episode 032 July 6th 2020 from 2020-07-08T03:10:54

Black Lives Matter! Marki and Bec encourage you to educate yourself. May we all become part of the solution. Also, DO NOT eff the police! Support law enforcement. Again, be part of the solution ...

Episode 031 June 29th 2020 from 2020-07-01T06:00:21

"I'm sorry your dad died." Marki and Bec are back with heavy, yet hopeful hearts. Dig deep and know what you know, no matter how dark the room gets. Always strive to be a "good egg". 

Episode 030.75 - Almost Ready from 2020-06-24T05:39:16

One more week to gain back some balance. Thank you for sitting at our table! We love you guys.

Episode 030.5 - We’ll Be Right Back from 2020-06-17T05:13:02

Broken-hearted and needing some time. Come back next week for Episode 031. We love you guys! Thank you for sitting with us.

Episode 030 June 8th 2020 from 2020-06-10T03:21:45

Happy birthday Jenn! And happy birthday Bec's maw! Marki and Bec are headed to celebrate Jenn's birthday this weekend; we are floating the river and plan to get all kinds of "white-girl-wasted"!...

Episode 029 May 31st 2020 from 2020-06-03T03:19:16

Marki and Bec went back to church, y'all! Know your worth. Let the bad ones go. Identify those *eff* boys and MOVE ON. Marki and Bec just kinda be chattin' it up like always.

We love you!...

Episode 028 May 25th 2020 from 2020-05-27T05:55:37

Don't get naked for tennis bracelets! Marki and Bec take a personality test and do some "hippie-digging". People.... WATCH YOUR WORDS. Also, coffee, anyone? 

We love you! You can alw...

Episode 027 May 18th 2020 from 2020-05-20T01:05:58

When an elderly man in a Schriner's Club hat tells you to take his number, you take his number. Bec's been THROUGH it and all she wanted was a candle, dawg. Marki can't help but attract the pizz...

Episode 026 May 11th 2020 from 2020-05-13T02:26:24

BRAS ARE NOT SLINGSHOTS. Happy Mother's Day to all the motherly broads out there! Haha! Marki and Bec have their first Monday without each other at work. It went terribly and Marki regrets her d...

Episode 025 May 5th 2020 from 2020-05-06T04:21:02

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Marki and Bec reminisce about when their friendship was just a baby and they remind each other about how weird and quirky they were/are. Marki reminds you that you are, in f...

Episode 024 April 27th 2020 from 2020-04-29T05:51:09

Whoever you are, stop buying all the Belvita Breakfast Biscuits in Blueberry. How can Marki make even breakfast foods, sexual? Should you move in together before an engagement, or marriage, even...

Episode 023 April 21st 2020 from 2020-04-22T04:52:30

Bec fell down a whole flight of stairs; ahhh but she lives! Marki is making a move; not countries, states, or towns... just jobs. BUT STILL. Dreams are coming true and Going Dutch is grateful! M...

Episode 022 April 14th 2020 from 2020-04-15T03:47:30

We missed you on Easter, so, Happy Easter! Marki and Bec discuss bucket lists... let's all go sky diving!!! Is it GIF or GIF?! Toddlers are psychopaths. 

We love you guys! You can al...

Episode 021 April 7th 2020 from 2020-04-08T04:02:02

We still here, y'all!! Marki gets a dog....*yay!!!* Bec did not grow up playing card games with the fam-bam. We are all still fighting COVID-19. Marki shops for her Granny. Here's to marching ON...

Episode 020 March 31st 2020 from 2020-04-01T04:15:11

Stay uplifted, stay healthy, and stay safe. Marki and Bec do what they do best and jabber away. We are all going to make it through this, hang in there! Happy birthday, Anita! 

We lo...

Episode 019 March 23rd 2020 from 2020-03-25T02:59:12

Where ya gonna pawk the kaw?! Marki and Bec are "somewhat quarantined"... but that can't be used as an excuse for the craziness. We are just goofy and we said what we said! Owning a toddler prov...

Episode 018 March 15th 2020 from 2020-03-18T02:51:03

No one likes Corona, anyway! What even is going on in the world, YOU GUYS?! Ladies, don't you dare get in the car with a dude who texts you when he gets there to pick you up. You kiddin' us?! Li...

Episode 017 March 10th 2020 from 2020-03-11T07:25:03

So much laughter! We promise we did not participate in "Tuesday Boozeday"... we just be silly sometimes. Marki is a bomb tattoo giver and Bec is gonna have a real "glow up"... one day. Life is g...

Episode 016 March 3rd 2020 from 2020-03-04T05:25:29

We swear we aren't drunk... just caught the giggles (yet again). Dear future husbands of Marki and Bec, consider yourselves warned *insert wink* - no, but, for real. Marki and Bec discuss "open ...

Episode 015 February 24th 2020 from 2020-02-26T11:52:44

We love you so much. You should MOST DEFINITELY love you, too! Marki and Bec get real for a second. "Relationship" - it's a fickle thing all on its own. Two human beings letting walls down, allo...

Episode 014 February 18th 2020 from 2020-02-19T06:18:34

Marki and Bec shoot the shit again. We love that you guys choose to sit with us! A little rambling, a bit of encouragement, and not all lesbians are after Bec. Geez!

We love you guys! SO ...

Episode 013 February 11th 2020 from 2020-02-12T06:21:36

Bec is terrible at being a girl; she is such a "dude". Marki and Bec discuss transgenderism and ultimately decide that no matter WHAT, you can ALWAYS SIT WITH US! Bec says as long as you don't i...

Episode 012 February 4th 2020 from 2020-02-05T06:25:12

Happy Birthday, Bec! So Marki can sing, too?! Is there anything she can't do? ... nah! How did Marki and Bec even meet? Who did this? Thank you, Universe!! Marki and Bec just wanna get you pregn...

Episode 011 January 28th 2020 from 2020-01-29T04:36:43

Marki and Bec gave up REFINED sugar on 1/27/2020; literally, that day... specifically. Marki is STILL going to church... **gasp**... and is really becoming an expert at finding her own way that ...

Episode 010 January 21st 2020 from 2020-01-22T07:09:05

Marki caught the bronchitis and, turns out, Bec is a doc! *Just Kidding*... but, really, Marki caught the bronchitis. It's Bec's turn to have the good voice this time... who are we kidding... ev...

Episode 009 January 13th 2020 from 2020-01-15T04:45:50

On to Season THREE of "Going Dutch", y'all! WE FREAKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Marki & Bec enter a new season with refreshed determination to bring you "funny" that is real, true, and authentic! ...

Mini-sode - Going Dutch Mission Statement. from 2020-01-14T01:41:04

Plain and simple, WE LOVE YOU. Marki &Bec feel the concerns of listeners and reach out to remind you all of your seat at the table. You are worthy, valued, and accepted for exactly who you a...

Episode 008 January 5th 2020 from 2020-01-08T12:00:04

It's the year, "TWANKY-TWANKY", y'all! It won't be perfect, but it will be better than good! Even as adults we have to apologize to our mommas sometimes, you know, for sneaking string cheeses an...

Episode 007 December 29th 2019 from 2020-01-01T07:01:48

HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y'ALL!! We are steamrolling into 2020 with Episode 007! We are so pumped for the new year with goals and sh**! Listen to Marki and Bec wreck the Mario theme song, discuss pet pee...

Episode 006 December 21st 2019 from 2019-12-25T05:25:40

The dating world, in your 30's, will throw you for a loop! But not near as bad as the ghost of Christmas audio issues will... UGH. Marki and Bec chit the dating chat with you and share some real...

Episode 005 December 15th 2019 from 2019-12-18T07:05:31

Marki goes to church with Bec!!! Marki & Bec touch on the feared and highly avoided subject of, RELIGION. {Insert "doomed" music} Bec loves Jesus and cusses a little. Marki loves goodness an...

Episode 004 December 7th 2019 from 2019-12-11T07:42:31

"Going Dutch" has been launched! YOU GUYS ARE LISTENING! Are we actually doing this thing? Marki’s sultry voice is a huge hit with fans and, oh yeah, Bec is just... “funny”. Always the bridesmai...

Episode 003 December 1st 2019 from 2019-12-02T01:10:56

Marki & Bec find dope a** intro music {it even fades out, dude}. Marki was right about football - that precious, fem, fun-loving gal. Thanksgiving 2019 was (but also wasn't) the worst. Find ...

Episode 002 November 24th 2019 from 2019-12-01T22:45:43

Marki & Bec come up with an intro that needs improvement. Bec sits next to a lesbian at church. Marki is a fun, fem, football-loving gal. Penile photography is a "thing", and the BBQ wings a...

Episode 001 November 16th 2019 from 2019-11-17T04:04:54

Take off your "I'm offended pants" before you listen! National Coming Out Day. Bec runneth over a lesbian {almost}.