Podcasts by My Very Last Life
Eric T. Hansen – also known as Grumpy Old Writer – looks back upon his 60 years gone before and forward to the last 20 yet to come ...
You can also find this podcast (as well as other video series including "The Art of Worldly Wisdom") on my YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi9UKmK1_8oCL-rX2LKtMsw/featured?view_as=subscriber
Further podcasts by Eric T. Hansen for Hula Ink
Podcast on the topic Reisen und Orte
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My Binge Diary part 2 from 2022-01-07T10:52:42
Managed to fast all day yesterday, that’s a 38 hour fast, all total, and am deliberating whether to continue to lunch or have breakfast - but who am I kidding, breakfast is waiting in the kitche...
ListenMy Binge Diary Part 1 from 2022-01-05T08:35:48
MY BINGE DIARY Part 1
From Christmas on – actually from Thanksgiving on – I hav ew been eating like there’s no tomorrow. Yesterday I started fasting again and will fast (intermittently) u...
ListenSomething ... Something ... Cowboy Hat from 2021-12-19T20:32:33
Been thinking about what makes a man a man and came to the conclusion that it’s all about the hat. It was.a little late when I recorded this and I had been drinking the kind of whisky that makes...
ListenUnthankful on Thanksgiving – Chapter 42 from 2021-11-25T12:53:11
I’ve been telling myself for some weeks now that I don’t have that much to be thankful for on Thanksgiving … so I sat down and wrote a list of things I was not thankful for … then I took another...
ListenReading the Iliad – also, Kyle Rittenhouse from 2021-11-21T21:01:29
Reading Iliad, I had to think about heroes and heroic moral values … then Kyle Rittenhouse happened.
My Very Last Life Chapter 41.
ListenThe Emptiness of God – Chapter 40 from 2021-11-14T19:17:11
Look at the vastness of space – look at the empty space inside our molecules – what are the chances that you tried out to be a thing and not part of the Great Empty?
ListenWhen Becoming Your Father is the not the Worst ThingThat Can Happen from 2021-10-24T21:20:56
I have begun five inner journeys in my life – and hope I will conclude at least one or two of them before I die.
Also, the Dad question.
ListenMy Holy Grail – My Very Last Life Chapter 38 from 2021-10-10T23:22:20
One meaningful relationship – it seems to me that no man should die without one – but I don’t know how to do it, or with whom.
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Revisiting T.S. F*cking Elliot or, Retiring the 3 Jokes the Defined My Life from 2021-09-26T20:16:37
Funny how certain thoughts, loves, jokes, anecdotes, comments come to define certain sections of your life – I find myself increasingly bored with and rejecting the stuff that has defined me for...
ListenI Hate All Activists – Chapter 36 from 2021-09-12T21:14:33
I worked as a journalist all my life and learning how to write to include what is important taught me also to notice when the important things re being left out – My Very Last Life Chapte...
ListenWalking for Happiness – Chapter 35 from 2021-09-06T11:32:20
I actually wanted to talk about how walking regularly in the open air has made me much happier and less depressed, even surprisingly so, but then I lost focus and went off on a wild rant about d...
ListenWatching my cats watching me from 2021-08-29T19:23:21
Sometimes I turn around and see my cat watching me … and I wonder: How long has she been doing that? And why? And what does she know that I don’t? My Very Last Life Chapter 34 Check ou...
ListenMy Patterns of Self-Defeating Behavior – Chapter 33 from 2021-08-15T21:39:03
I’ve begun writing them down …
ListenI Don't Know What My Own Book is About – Chapter 32 from 2021-08-08T21:06:02
Lanikai – the title of my autobiographical crime story … it’s about my life, but but I don’t know what it’s about.
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1 down and 19 to Go – Chapter 31 from 2021-07-03T07:39:36
My 61st birthday –
one year into my Very last Life and as per schedule I decide what I am going to do with the last 20 years (now 19) of my life ...
the entire plan, the boozey par...
ListenNight Falls on Möbel Höffner – Chapter 30 from 2021-06-27T18:44:51
One year down and 19 to go – next week I turn 61. So of course I sat down in the display furniture in the dark parking lot of Möbel Höffner and talked about it to myself. I was not alone.
Night Falls on Möbel Höffner – Chapter 30 from 2021-06-27T18:44:51
One year down and 19 to go – next week I turn 61. So of course I sat down in the display furniture in the dark parking lot of Möbel Höffner and talked about it to myself. I was not alone.
The Sexiest Man in the World is Dead – My Very Last Life Chapter 29 from 2021-06-21T01:10:08
He is dead – the man me and Ralf have tried to make a video about for more than a year now is dead – Ziona his name, polygamy was his game and he played the game well. I doff my hat to the passi...
ListenFeminism is Capitalism for Girls from 2021-06-06T20:57:39
Playing the brilliant game "The Last of Us II," I realized that modern feminism is really about women taking on the same masculine values that pretend to despise. Is the woman of the future a ma...
ListenMy Useless Generation – Chapter 27 from 2021-05-23T21:56:41
There was the Greatest Generation, then the Hippie Generation, then me.
ListenYoung Man with Hammer – Chapter 26 from 2021-05-16T23:19:25
A Hawaiian Highway at night, Bonnie Tyler singing Vampire Rock Opera, there is a time in everyone's life when they hold all of life in their hands like a basketball.
My Very las...
ListenTo My Dead Mom on Mother's Day – Happy Mother's Day, Mom from 2021-05-09T23:18:16
It’s Mother’s Day and I have to say the truth about my mother – she was a woman who did her fucking best and are you doing your fucking best?
My Very last Life Chapter 25.
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To My Dead Mom on Mother's Day – Happy Mother's Day, Mom from 2021-05-09T23:18:16
It’s Mother’s Day and I have to say the truth about my mother – she was a woman who did her fucking best and are you doing your fucking best?
My Very last Life Chapter 25.
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Viktor Frankl vs. The Cat from 2021-05-02T21:36:24
The only refuge from depression and whiney self-pity is purpose – but there are two kinds of purpose - big metaphysical and small amygdala versions.
ListenAnd someday when I am dead – Chapter 23 from 2021-04-19T00:23:37
When I think of heaven, or even just of the bar I want to spend time in, the bar of eternity, I think of the stable where five or six medieval writers sat around getting drunk. That's where I wa...
ListenThe Crisis is never over. Chapter 22. from 2021-04-12T00:32:31
Okay so I got vaccinated and for me the crisis is over - but it doesn't feel like it's over. It doesn't even feel like it ever can be over.
ListenThe Act of Self-Creation: Chapter 21 from 2021-04-06T00:00:59
You start out a little worm without scales, claws or teeth; then as soon as you are aware of yourself you start making plans for who you want to be; then in the middle you realize you failed and...
ListenMy George Constanza Moment: Chapter 20 from 2021-03-21T23:33:03
There’s this definition of insanity: You keep repeating the same action in the hopes of getting a different result.
I’ve known this saying forever, but only recently realized I was doing...
ListenChapter 19: A Frenzy of Exultations from 2021-03-14T22:55:57
I have lived more life in the dark realm of dream and imagination and myth than in the real world.
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Chapter 18: The Opportunity of Retirement from 2021-03-07T23:43:23
Retirement offers an opportunity – to find meaning, purpose, to find fulfillment ...
ListenChapter 17: Is Life Really Sacred? from 2021-02-28T19:47:28
Is all Life Really Sacred?
Does a bug have the same rights as a proud early flying high? Is the life of Hitler as valuable as that of Jesus. I had to hink about this recently.
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Chapter 16: My Journey from Cynicism to Sincerity Part 2 from 2021-02-21T21:45:35
By "Cynicism" I mean Truth," and by "Sincerity" I mean "Truth." Two different things.
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Chapter 9: Resolutions from 2021-01-03T23:02:37
On New Years Eve, not long before midnight, Astrid said to me the most beautiful thing I think I ever heard.
And: New Year's Resolutions, but not really resolutions, more like work-around...
ListenChapter 8: Looking to 2021 from 2020-12-31T07:58:52
Just Drunk Eric rambing on about the end of the year ...
Trading in the horrible year 2020 for just about anything, really anything better in 2021 …
and yet, I refuse to let 2020...
ListenChapter 8: Looking to 2021 from 2020-12-31T07:58:52
Just Drunk Eric rambing on about the end of the year ...
Trading in the horrible year 2020 for just about anything, really anything better in 2021 …
and yet, I refuse to let 2020 g...
ListenChapter 7: Learning from Claus from 2020-12-20T22:57:41
Still thinking of Claus, dead a week now - warm-hearted but arrogant and selfish, funny and honest but ... well arrogant. But there is a thing I want to learn from him, carry around inside me in...
ListenChapter 6: Claus is Dead from 2020-12-13T22:53:48
Claus died – one of my best friends, a writer, we went drinking nearly every Saturday and bullshitted about life ... he took with him a thing I had that I can never replace ... a part of myself ...
ListenChapter 5: The Business from 2020-12-06T19:32:07
I've been struggling all year to get an online project off the ground and not even my friends thought there was money to be made in it. This week, I wrote my first invoice.
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Chapter 5: The Business from 2020-12-06T19:32:07
I've been struggling all year to get an online project off the ground and not even my friends thought there was money to be made in it. This week, I wrote my first invoice.
Chapter 4: The Great Books from 2020-12-02T23:18:05
If I had to name some of the things that really had meaning in my life it would be love, family and friends, God or some kind of search for meaning, my cats, American and German and then on that...
ListenChapter 3: Why Did I Come Here? Or: Erasing Myself from 2020-11-30T00:41:16
If you've gotten this far, you have the distance to look back on the decisions you made in life and ask yourself: What was I thinking?
I came to Germany, I stayed here. Whart was I think...
ListenChapter 2: The Thanksgiving Rant from 2020-11-27T10:42:09
You want to know what I'm thankful for on Thansgiving? I'll tell you what I'm thankful for – I'm thankful for one goddamned minute of peace and quiet without something going wrong or the wife ne...
ListenChapter 1: The Last Leg from 2020-11-20T23:52:08
How I came to seek a "last life," a final self-invention, upon turning 60, what I hope to accomplish in my next and last 20 years of life, and how. Wish me luck!
ListenMy thanks to Trump for his service; what I want from Biden from 2020-11-07T22:51:41
Late night rant after it became clear that Biden had won the election – I thought I was going to be more mjoyful than I was, and there are reasons why ... maionly because the central problem of ...
ListenGuten Rutsch! from 2019-12-31T06:30:50
Last Episode of Great German Words –
Over 2019, I discussed 52 Great Germans Words, sometimes funny, sometimes insightful, all of them words I love. It was a pleasure and an honor to be a...
ListenPapier ist geduldig from 2019-12-05T14:46:04
Can paper be happy? Sad? In Love? Frustrated? Impatient? In Germany it is geduldig.
ListenF**k dich ins Knie from 2019-10-10T15:47:01
There is only one expression Americans do not use "f**k" with - and the Germans found it.
ListenIch kann nicht soviel fressen, wie ich kotzen möchte! from 2019-10-03T15:50
ListenDu (not you) from 2019-09-05T15:37:04
Why the German word "Du" means so much more to me than the English "you."
ListenAusdiskutieren from 2019-08-08T15:53:08
Are you ready for the most terrifying word in the German language?
ListenSelbstausbeutung from 2019-08-01T09:11:48
Americans exploit others – Germans exploit themselves.
ListenFlucht nach vorn from 2019-06-21T15:01:44
Germans never surrender, they just retreat in the wrong direction
ListenSchere im Kopf from 2019-06-13T14:37:22
What do Germans do when they have a thought that is not allowed? They cut it out with scissors.
ListenDie Freundschaft kündigen from 2019-05-09T14:40:31
Germans take friendship very seriously. How serious? This is how serious.
ListenMitgefangen, mitgehangen from 2019-05-02T15:20:20
Sometimes you just run wit the wrong crowd ... and you end up with the wrong president.
ListenTreppenwitz from 2019-04-25T14:23:13
You know that one time you didn't know what to say until it was too late? Germans have a word for that.
ListenDen Ball flach halten from 2019-04-18T10:32:37
Americans like their balls big and round and full of air – Germans like theirs flat.
ListenHalbwissen from 2019-03-28T07:56:23
When you know enough to convince everyone else you know everything, but not so much that you actually know anything.
ListenLeistungsgesellschaft from 2019-03-14T10:06:17
Germans love to criticize, and some of the words they invent – like Leistungsgesellschaft – contain inherent criticism of the very foundations of their own society.
ListenArschgeige from 2019-03-07T11:44:46
If you think Germans just aren't funny – try insulting them. "A****geige" - so funny you'll laugh until some guy slugs you in the face.
ListenEs fällt mir ein from 2019-02-28T07:56:01
Where do ideas come from? They fall from the sky right into your head. Sometimes, it hurts.
ListenEs ist zum Mäuse melken from 2019-02-14T15:58:49
Is it possible to milk mice? Americans herd cats, Germans milk mice! (Spoiler alert: it really is possible.)
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Angst vor der eigenen Courage from 2019-02-07T08:22:52
Americans have "nothing to feat but fear itself" – Germans are "afraid of their own courage." If you know what it means, it's great.
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Lust vs. "Lust" from 2019-01-31T16:43:03
When Americans feel lust, it's a sin. Germans feel lust for everything, all the time.
ListenWie die Faust aufs Auge from 2019-01-17T15:51:59
Sometimes you get what you deserve even if you don't like it. Like a fist to the eye.
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Lieb vs. Love from 2019-01-10T15:13:35
"Liebe" means "love," but what does "lieb mean? And is it better to be loved or to be liebed?
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Leidenschaft from 2018-12-27T09:31:16
Forget everything you know about passion - the Germans know it's the ability to suffer!
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Enttäuschen from 2018-12-27T09:30:33
To de-deceive – If you've been deceived, you need to be de-deceived. Sounds like a good thing, but is it?
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Enttäuschen from 2018-12-27T09:30:33
To de-deceive – If you've been deceived, you need to be de-deceived. Sounds like a good thing, but is it?
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