Podcasts by Gregrs Nerd Talk

December 6, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-12-06T22:12:52

Look, all we really care about is what part you want to replace with a robot part and what it would do to make you even cooler/creepier. One of the coolest parts of this pod for us is listening ...

November 28, 2023 - Nerd Talk Butt from 2023-11-29T14:31:02

Shake those tail feathers one of our favorite animal friends is all about that juicy butt. A new twist in the debate about centaurs (of course) and if it was an Apple product we'd be talking "do...

November 21, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-11-21T19:05:41

We forgot to talk about Thanksgiving for most of the episode, but at least we included an extra 15% bonus at the end! Don't stand too near Gerg or you'll def become diseased. Branden contemplate...

November 14, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-11-15T13:55:47

Just three months to find someone to love you in time for Valentime's Day! If you've never considered what weapon a bear might use in hand to hand combat, this episode is for you. Need a new eye...

November 7, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-11-09T16:08:40

Gerg here, sorry i screwed this up and it didn't load correctly and now I'm re-doing it and can't remember what the crap we talked about... probably AI and centaurs and maybe some immature wiene...

October 31, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-11-01T15:19:48

No once can A. find the Skinsquatch or B. do an Australian accent but that doesn't stop us from trying! We get spooky with one of the all time scariest spider stories. Don't ever let evil Gerg s...

October 24, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ (After Dark) from 2023-10-24T21:50:57

This week on a spicy new episode of we cross boundaries and go from Nerd Talk Teen a few weeks ago to Nerd Talk After Dark. The blood stuff goes at least one step too far, we absolutely ruin piz...

October 17, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-10-18T04:17:08

We can't thank you enough for the awesome reviews, message etc. The Skinsquatch has gone missing again but don't worry, we have a mutant (with a terrible power) on the squad. Ceej gets real anim...

October 10, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-10-10T19:22:13

It's the return of everyone's favorite Skinsquatch who oddly has lots of bone hair, we're encouraging Ceej to start a new small business, and there's truly no explanation for how weirdly this ep...

October 3, 2023 - Nerd Talk Teen from 2023-10-06T04:16:38

Welcome to a "put Ceej in a cage" episode of Nerd Talk+ where we require Ceej to make it better not worse. To make it easier on him, we spend a lot of time talking about alligators doing stuff l...

September 26, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-09-27T17:30:09

Beware of the mighty Gergon!

September 20, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ AGAIN from 2023-09-20T13:10

Sorry, nerds. Last week's episode got doubled up when THIS is the right one (I hope)!

Somebody stop allowing the host to have whiskey, good gerg this is getting out of hand! It's a power ...

September 19, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-09-19T21:32:28

Somebody stop allowing the host to have whiskey, good gerg this is getting out of hand! It's a power trio, a thruple, oh nonsense with the one-again return of Branden! He's not even blury though...

September 12, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-09-12T22:04:47

WARNING: Whiskey may be a factor in this following episode and the term coitus will be used almost immediately - so if you don't like whiskey and/or coitus... well what are you even doing here? ...

August 29, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-08-29T17:44:49

After the celebration of all things Branden, Gregr screwed up the schedule and we have no Branden again! Focus your brainwaves we've got weird adult toy news like we're in the times of Demolitio...

August 22, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-08-22T17:13:21

This episode was so powerful that we changed the name of our group chat! We welcome back the king from his months in a fiery hellscape, we get weird about whale stuff, and I'm not sure we quite ...

August 15, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-08-17T04:54:28

Don't you dare kink-shame us for these spiders getting pinchy with some nipples - that's right, we're getting weird about scary Brazilian stuff this week. Huge props to Damon for being a g and t...

NTP-221-2023-0801 from 2023-08-02T04:29:37

We asked Ceej not to put the mic down his pants for the broadcast but as you can tell, he's a better improv listener than he is rule follower... Dumb quips aside, it has been amazing having a co...

July 25, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-07-25T17:06:24

We're getting Mt Dew drunk this week on Nerd Talk! Seriously, has anyone tried this hard dew? Gregr's voice is dead, Branden might actually be dead for all we know,  so it's basically Ceej runni...

July 18, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-07-19T14:56:26

Look, it's too much cheese for one sandwich and I worried for Ceej's health. Branden is still out on Dad leave and so we get an extra dose of Florida Ceej to help out around here. We've got the ...

July 4, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ CybFest NW from 2023-07-06T01:46:43

This week we prepare for a our annual trip to Kent to soak up the nerdiest of atmospheres in a room full of Transformers fans, it's CybFest NW 2023. CybFest - the celebration of Cybertron the ho...

June 6, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-06-09T16:06:22

Here's the deal, I didn't click the right thing so this was recorded Monday but is only finally going public on Friday. Once again Branden me lol in post by threatening to stab me and I can't st...

May 16, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ Taste Test from 2023-05-17T05:01:10

Why do the best jokes always come to me 3.5 hours after we record something. It's like every single day. Anyway, Branden is back from California and he's def never allowed back there after the o...

May 9, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-05-11T14:00:44

In the vacation absence of Branden and his mustache, we couldn't be any happier to welcome super-sub guest host and all around excellent bean eating floating Florida man, Ceej. This episode had ...

April 25, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-04-26T15:57:08

If you gave it all up for a simpler life, what would your profession be? We have the return of a long dead segment this week! Air BnB for dogs is sure taking off and that took us down the road o...

April 18, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-04-25T13:33:43

Well, this got loaded wrong by our idiot producer (Gregr) and so you get two episodes this week! 

March 28, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-03-28T18:38:50

Very important Question of the Week - is peanut butter a liquid, gel or an aerosol? The TSA has a definite answer and whatever that is, it's not as good as what we came up with! Branden tells th...

March 14, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ Pi Day from 2023-03-14T23:14:48

πDay is back and we realized it like 3 minutes before the show! Thank you for checking us out. If you're on Apple Podcasts, would you pls rate/review?

March 7, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-03-07T19:00

Which video game are you best at? Your skills as a couch queen (or king) could be critical in crowning you the corruption champion of the world! But for real, we don't have it. Thanks as always ...

February 28, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-03-01T17:34:49

Earth as a layer cake! In the process let's hope we don't vaporize an alien civilization a billion light years away, sheesh. 

February 14, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-02-16T05:02

We spend a whole lot of time talking about everyone's favorite half human, two-thirds horse hybrid, the Centaur. This week is a whole new approach to the show and we're thrilled with the result....

February 7, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-02-09T04:16

This one gets weird. When you think of a Centaurpede do you think of a human top with one hundred horse legs, or something... else... Also, how do you feel about robots covered in skin? And do s...

January 31, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-01-31T20:17:28

As all our of entertainment will be not only chosen but also created by the machines, it's pretty fun to think about what the year 2100 will actually look like. We basically end up focusing on o...

January 24, 2023 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-01-26T17:08

How are we expected to remember what we talked about even minutes after its over - I do remember Branden saying "wow, that was a pretty good one". Five stars from Branden! Pls rate and review if...

January 10, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2023-01-11T15:20:19

Happy New Year ya big nerd! Props to our own Florida Man, Ceej, for rounding up some new swamp coast friends! To be fair, they could be robots programmed by ceej with a chatbot, but if they were...

December 20, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-12-20T22:30:42

In this final episode of the year, we tried out a new piece of Audacy App tech by having a live audience in the chat to offer suggestions and real time make jokes (Ceej). It's be a great year bu...

December 13, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-12-13T20:59:10

We discuss the ultimate equalizer to any wonderous super-power and it happens in the pants region and if Spider-Man isn't shooting webs then what is that stuff?! The return of our earliest featu...

November 29, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-11-29T22:04:33

We're letting Florida people fight bears by letting em use cocaine tobacco because that's a thing now. Also, lava. We love lava. Oh and good news, we pretty dang close to eating steak made in a ...

November 15, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-11-17T13:50:10

Appreciation post: we're so grateful to long time friend of the show and fellow weirdo, Ceej, for stepping in to fill Branden's seat these last couple of weeks. It's been great fun making alliga...

November 9, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-11-09T22:07:34

After this guest appearance by friend of the pod and Florida-man, Ceej (@ceejness), we're all getting alligator tramp stamp tattoos! Ceej and I spent a week together goofing off in Orlando waiti...

November 1, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-11-01T19:00

Spider burps, adorable Gary Larson photosynthesizers, and too much 3PO nips all in one disturbingly action packed Nerd Talk+!

October 18, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-10-19T13:35:15

From freezing your body and head to cooking your brain with space lasers, we've once again managed to take interesting subjects and make them ridiculous. But of course you're here so yo...

October 11, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-10-13T03:49

"Dude, it's not like we're building Terminators" says company definitely building terminators. But hey, at least we're creating nuclear slug monsters, right? Right?! MUGRA!!! Also, sorry i'm so ...

September 29, 2022 from 2022-09-30T01:14:27

The chances are high that your mind thinks of the Roman god as quickly as the planet when you hear the word "Neptune." When Gregr hears it, he full on freaks about moons and telescopes and other...

September 22, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-09-28T10:00

The chances are high that your mind thinks of the Roman god as quickly as the planet when you hear the word "Neptune." When Gregr hears it, he full on freaks about moons and telescopes and other...

September 20, 2021 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-09-21T14:01:03

So much crack talk today but at least you learn how to sniff out a good peach! This week: more fake milk, a war of the worlds, and forget nerds, we're talking Whale Talk!

September 13, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-09-13T18:00

Space Coast Ghost to Ghost! What a ten days of delays, electric cars, and lots of Florida.

August 30, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from the Space Coast! from 2022-09-07T15:58:37

Lots of rocket talk as Gregr joins the show from Orlando waiting between launch windows for the newest and biggest rocket ever built by NASA, the Space Launch System (SLS). Because of the holida...

August 9, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-08-09T17:47:16

Now with less minuses! What's the worst animal to have become a zombie? Branden's onto something about wanting it to not be too cute! Is Amazon too - yes. And it's time for robots to do space su...

August 8, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-08-03T19:01

We never thought the robots would start their domination via attacking the children yet here we are on a shameful day! Is dying by being crushed a falling rocket body the best way to go out? We ...

August 1, 2022 from 2022-08-01T17:56:27

I'm putting this one up for Dan in Colusa, CA! Also, welcome to August already.

July 26, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-07-28T15:34:51

Illness is tearing through the show right now so this is last week's episode - luckily, we forgot to upload last week's episode so it's new-ish! Congrats :D

July 12, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-07-13T04:16:26

Gregr and Branden are finally back after a holiday and a long bout of that fancy new covid strain - but don't worry, they get straight into tentacle talk #TentacleTalk and on the internet #Tenta...

June 21, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-06-22T02:57

"Have you ever thought about opposite smells" says a guy who has definitely never smoked weed today... Somehow we get from trash eating worm to Garbage Rex in like two minutes. Plus we'll shoot ...

June 14, 2022 Nerd Talk+ from 2022-06-15T03:36:49

First off, if we could just start by apologizing for all the nipple talk today... specifically when it comes to orangutans... The headline was everywhere but no one really paid much attention to...

June 6, 2022 Nerd Talk+ from 2022-06-07T19:55:35

We go live Tuesdays at 10a PT (pterodactyl time) for a longer look at the nerdy stuff that happens every week. This week it happens to be a lot of talk about pterosaurs. Fun fact: helicopter is ...

June 1, 2022 from 2022-06-01T19:11:49

Welcome to June! Just three more weeks of later and later sunlight before it starts to get sucked away again. Today we're fixing livers and shooting down Starlink!

May 31, 2022 from 2022-05-31T19:14

It's not quite jetpacks, but the future of rescuing people is pretty dang close to it.

May 27, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-05-27T15:37:07

Pee eating dolphins, Pepsi pizza, burrito engineerin... wait, what was that about dolphins eating pee?!?

May 20, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-05-20T17:38:04

This week's show includes my talk with Neil deGrasse Tyson at the 23 minute mark of the show. Wild week, what a thrill! Thanks as always for your support.

Nerd Talk with Neil deGrasse Tyson from 2022-05-19T02:04:05

What an epic opportunity to speak with American astrophysicist, planetary scientist, author, podcaster and science communicator, Neil deGrasse Tyson, as he discusses “The Cosmic Perspectiv...

May 11, 2022 from 2022-05-12T06:07:25

Today we say goodbye to a piece of kit that completely changed the game for listening to music. RIP sweet sweet click-y wheel.

May 10, 2022 from 2022-05-10T06:05

Our insatiable need for the cool blue light of our screens is going to prove problematic not just for our eyes, but for how we get the stuff to make them. Aaaand come thrifter found an antique b...

May 3, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-05-05T06:03

This show is the silliest, please don't let this be the first thing you listen to! Also, Gregr is quite sick for this episode so bring on some crappy voice!

May 3, 2022 from 2022-05-03T06:01

We're catching rocket bodies. Also, we trust robot faces more than human ones so the future is definitely terrible for a while!

May 2, 2022 from 2022-05-03T05:59

We now definitively know who is the worst Avenger!

April 28, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-04-29T02:27:18

If you make a pickle bread what do you use as a starter. We get to the bottom of that a lot in one episode. Like too much. Along the way we throw a ton of star shade, giggle about the dude who n...

April 19, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-04-21T23:11:23

One of us had a very gross cold during the recording of this episode, the other lives in Spokane... Sometimes there are no winners jkjkjk

April 12, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-04-15T16:11:32

This week we're putting the computer chip in CHIPotle, making batteries out of rocks, and celebrating that we weren't around for the meteorite that smashed the dinosaurs into a slimy goo.

April 11, 2022 from 2022-04-11T17:14:54

Happy 4/11 day! Ok, so that's not a thing, but it made me think back to waaay back in the day when we used to dial 4-1-1 to get phone numbers etc. Wild.

April 6, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-04-06T22:40

We discover a new (imaginary) number likely from South America #problematic, some jerkoff on an airplane ruined everyone's day, and the famed poop swap to fight your gut glut.

April 5, 2022 from 2022-04-06T02:49:40

A part of Back to the Future is back! The good parts are probably behind a paywall though...

April 4, 2022 from 2022-04-04T20:36

I, a fan of dogs, can definitively identify the worst type of a dog.

March 29, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-03-31T17:05:46

Shout out to David for being cool about discovering this gem... 

March 30, 2022 from 2022-03-30T17:02

Wait, why would I spam myself text messages unless it's cheese related?

March 28, 2022 from 2022-03-28T16:51

China deleted Keanu from their internet?! Also, don't be gross, but what would like to see The Rock ride atop? Because I have a great answer...

March 25, 2022 from 2022-03-25T16:52

Whoops!

March 22, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-03-24T02:36

If nothing else about this episode, we discovered bird god!

March 17, 2022 from 2022-03-18T03:11:11

It's St Patrick's Day, try not to barf on yourself... or anyone else.

March 15, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-03-17T03:13

Which animal's feet would you want transplanted onto your inferior legs? Is Pete Davidson rich (this leads to Branden delivering a subtle sick burn on Gregr)? There's a robot goat now - don't le...

March 16, 2022 from 2022-03-17T03:09

Who looks at an asteroid and thinks "hmm, that's about the size of a giraffe"? Also, don't get caught in a murdery sex trap.

March 15, 2022 from 2022-03-16T03:09

DUDE WAS ILLEGALLY EXPORTING LIVING SCORPIONS. NO.

March 14, 2022 from 2022-03-15T03:09

Obviously, we talk a lot about π.

Nerd Talk+ March 8, 2022 from 2022-03-09T17:57:41

We've got bad news about dinosaurs but also a machine that can make any drink you want? What is this, Star Trek? Whale wieners of course find their way into another episode. Thanks, Bra...

March 9, 2022 from 2022-03-09T17:54:27

I wish I had Apple money bc those prices are too damn high.

March 8, 2022 from 2022-03-09T04:07

People wanna use the hashtag but don't wanna pay up, this twitter account is calling companies out for karma whoring!

March 7, 2022 from 2022-03-08T03:45:24

Once you're done with your Wordle, get ready to embarrass yourself with how little (or much) you know about pop music with Heardle...

March 4, 2022 from 2022-03-04T17:47

Someone made a piece of equipment from the Star Trek kitchen and is bringing it to yours!

March 3, 2022 from 2022-03-04T04:11:54

Some bad news about dinosaurs...

March 2, 2022 from 2022-03-02T16:14

Beats by Putin...

March 1, 2022 from 2022-03-01T17:51:34

Possibly the biggest time suck of all social media is getting time suckier...

February 22, 2022 from 2022-02-23T03:27:25

Don't worry, there's not 2222022 content involved.

February 18, 2022 from 2022-02-18T17:28

When they say an asteroid will come pretty close to Earth, how close is that? And would they tell us if it was too close?

February 17, 2022 from 2022-02-17T23:39

Just hurry up and make a Star Wars neighborhood that I can live in and I'll buy the Wookiee suit.

February 16, 2022 from 2022-02-16T17:48

How are you at making frites bc i'm pretty sure you're about to move to Belgium...

February 15, 2022 from 2022-02-16T04:30

...and we've possibly reached peak stupidity on the internet!

February 14, 2022 from 2022-02-15T03:32:43

It's pretty weird that Valentine's Day is the day after the Super Bowl. I saw someone say that their husband didn't believe in Valentine's Day (it's a real thing, no need to not believe in it) a...

February 1, 2022 - Nerd Talk+ from 2022-02-01T21:51:18

This didn't air on the Audacy app this week for whatever reason so here it is as a podcast!

January 31, 2022 from 2022-02-01T04:14

LEGO is doing something so sweet to help out kids in the Children's hospitals of the world.

January 26, 2022 from 2022-01-26T18:02:13

We don't need people living freakin' longer...

January 25, 2022 from 2022-01-25T17:03:30

Do not spoil my Wordle...

January 18, 2022 from 2022-01-18T21:58:28

It's great to have new-dad Branden back and even though I almost called him Brian by mistake, I sorta think he should consider running with it since idiots stole his name. He got Karen'd. Anyway...

December 7, 2021 from 2021-12-15T01:58:42

Sorry for delay on this, I just got too caught up doing whale research to keep up with Branden!

November 16, 2021 from 2021-11-21T20:05

Here's another episode that didn't air! Still waiting to hear back from IT... ;)

November 9, 2021 Nerd Talk+ from 2021-11-16T18:08

Boy things get strange when it comes to Yoda using the holonet...

November 2, 2021 from 2021-11-03T18:52

It's a momentous episode where Gregr can't catch a break from a spitting hot Branden! Yes there's whale talk but this week we're getting glasses for sharks, we miss the Mark with Meta, and we me...

October 19, 2021 from 2021-10-21T21:02

For as much wiener-rocket talk this episode features, there's even more whale trivia. Nerd Talk is getting weird...

October 5, 2021 - Nerd Talk+ from 2021-10-05T19:17

First off, have you watched Star Wars: Visions? Because Mr "I didn't have internet but I still streamed the Sounders" hasn't (jk Branden)! This week, the best hamster dance until it goes to spac...

September 28, 2021 - Nerd Talk+ from 2021-09-28T19:19

Welcome back to a worthy fill in, Kenan!

September 21, 2021 - Nerd Talk+ from 2021-09-21T19:21

Mr Hawaii couldn't join us again (it's ok, we literally don't pay him and he does this for free bc he's best) so we found dear friend of everything nerdy, Kenan, to fill in this week.

August 17, 2021 - Nerd Talk+ from 2021-08-18T02:15:51

Due to a technical error, this week's Nerd Talk+ didn't air. So, here we are trying to make good on it by putting it on this feed. Please, have a listen to a show we're super proud of that is us...

August 12, 2021 from 2021-08-13T02:34

Eyes to the skies unless this stupid smoke hangs out...

August 11, 2021 from 2021-08-12T01:58

The golden age of lazy entertainment is setting on the horizon.

August 10, 2021 BONUS! from 2021-08-11T02:04

This one goes WAY long as a preview for an awesome new weekly show we're smashing!

August 10, 2021 from 2021-08-11T01:59

Evidently I got the whole poop transplant thing wrong and had a "bad take" but whatever, poop transplants sound ridiculous and hilarious. 

August 9, 2021 from 2021-08-10T01:57

Look, I was bitter for like six weeks and I took it out on this podcast. Not this episode, I just stopped posting it. I'm still bitter lol

July 20, 2021 from 2021-07-21T02:53:34

Sup nerd! Look, I know I've been gone a minute from this, but today just felt different. I'll explain when you fire this puppy up!

June 28, 2021 from 2021-06-28T16:21

Feels like this dating app could go one of two ways - either be revolutionary or gone before it gets good...

June 21, 2021 from 2021-06-21T16:47

Welcome to summer and welcome back to the most neglected podcast in my universe!

June 4, 2021 from 2021-06-04T17:42

Everyone wants a piece of them dealzzz... Amazon isn't alone on Prime Day.

June 3, 2021 from 2021-06-03T17:40

I know everyone is just dying to pop a bunch of flying cicadas into your mouths... but there's at least one thing to worry about!

June 2, 2021 from 2021-06-02T17:36

Your weekend grilling plans could get pretty spendy thanks to a meat attack!

June 1, 2021 from 2021-06-01T17:38

How the crap is it already June?!? Thanks to a collab between the FBI and an Australian company we really are living in one giant meme.

May 27, 2021 from 2021-05-27T16:52:44

Instagram knows you have a problem...

May 26, 2021 from 2021-05-26T16:50

You notice a new voice on TikTok?! Is that other lady ok?!

May 25, 2021 from 2021-05-25T22:33

We're going crazy turning trash into jet fuel like its Back to the Future II over here.

May 24, 2021 from 2021-05-24T22:31

What are you gonna do with all those cicadas buzzing around this summer? Eat em! barf but what does a cicada taste like?? Find out today!

May 21, 2021 from 2021-05-21T16:53

OMG the bugs are horny this spring! Not even joking.

May 19, 2021 from 2021-05-19T16:53

I don't think this skin scanning AI knows what it signed up for - just ask anyone who has receive and unrequested sext...

May 18, 2021 from 2021-05-18T23:57:06

This buyout is gonna make for one weird Las Vegas casino.

May 14, 2021 from 2021-05-14T17:24

A terrible cartoon from the 80's that's firmly a part of my core is coming back and chances are it could be way better this go round (especially if it's an Archer style comedy which it probably ...

May 13, 2021 from 2021-05-13T16:48

If you're phone is gonna listen to you anyway, why not make some money off of it, right? Please don't.

May 11, 2021 from 2021-05-11T17:10:08

Soon you won't be able to trust any video you watch online ever but at least Kung Fu films will be weirder...

May 10, 2021 from 2021-05-10T16:39

When will electric cars finally be cheaper to make/own than gasoline powered cars bc I want one?! Find out!

May 7, 2021 from 2021-05-08T13:33

Don't worry about all the tweet hype, that 10-story tall rocket booster isn't likely to smash your head and ruin your day... we think.

May 6, 2021 from 2021-05-06T17:36

One government agency is bascially saying we need cyborgs or else... 

May 5, 2021 from 2021-05-06T02:35:11

Don't worry, your plant burger can still be full of blood*!

*technically not actually blood.

May 4, 2021 from 2021-05-04T16:09

May the 4th be with you... And also with you... Anyone else raised Catholic?

May 3, 2021 from 2021-05-04T03:43:41

Finally your internet popularity can be traded for actual wealth - find out how!

April 29, 2021 from 2021-04-29T17:38

We're gaining a pretty sweet Netflix feature.

April 28, 2021 from 2021-04-28T18:33:06

Would you trade access to your garage for Amazon doing your grocery shopping? If yes, don't let them pick the produce, it rarely works out ok...

April 27, 2021 from 2021-04-27T20:42

You down to eat some cat food bc boy do we have the recipe book for you! OR How many lasers is enough lasers?!

April 26, 2021 from 2021-04-26T17:37

Hot real estate tip... from Nerd Talk?!?

April 22, 2021 from 2021-04-22T17:05:24

Cows will be pretty pumped, I've got a (terrible) idea for an alternative leather jacket...

April 21, 2021 from 2021-04-21T16:21

If we could use AI to learn to talk with animals, would you choose this animal?

April 20, 2021 from 2021-04-20T16:55

On first glance, this is the worst idea for a movie since the emoji movie...

April 19, 2021 from 2021-04-19T15:57

I'm sorry, how many T-Rexes?!?

April 15, 2021 from 2021-04-15T17:22

I'm ready for wireless headphones that never die, bring em on!

April 14, 2021 from 2021-04-14T17:27

Someone is trying to end this whole dang thing by getting dudes to think with their... 

April 12, 2021 from 2021-04-12T18:12

Microscopic robot drug dealers... wait, drug deliverers, that sounds better. Anyway, they're gonna save your brain someday!

April 7, 2021 from 2021-04-07T20:27

A machine that slaps meat until it is cooked on today's Nerd Talk.

April 6, 2021 from 2021-04-06T17:00

Nerds wrote a piece of software to write songs from dead artists. I'm not sure how to feel about it. Get at me with what you think.

April 5, 2021 from 2021-04-05T17:16

The unicorn of the sea might need a Pepcid of two...

April 1, 2021 from 2021-04-01T16:40

Well, I have a new cohost for the Nerd Talk podcast and I put him through some tough choices right out of the gate - what should we talk about: cake or planets? His answer is here, check it out!...

March 31, 2021 from 2021-03-31T17:13

If a giant space meteor the size of that big big ship that was stuck in the Suez Canal was going to hit Earth, do you think NASA would tell us?

March 30, 2021 from 2021-03-30T17:01

Pumped about the casting for one show, skeptical about the live action version of another...

Happy birthday, mom!

March 18, 2021 from 2021-03-18T18:06

Scientists are turning to creepy drones to alter the weather and it just seems like such a terrible idea...

March 17, 2021 from 2021-03-17T18:05

"Stop being such a creep on Instagram" says Instagram with a new feature. Also, why bother with anything anymore when this robot is certainly going to ruin everything?!

March 11, 2021 from 2021-03-11T18:12

Peanut butter toothpaste could actually save the day!

March 10, 2021 from 2021-03-10T18:12

Why are there two Nerd Talks everyday? Find out!

March 9, 2021 from 2021-03-10T02:18:58

Imagine tearing off your own head and being 100% OK. Now listen to Nerd Talk and find out how that's a thing.

March 8, 2021 from 2021-03-08T18:03

I'm not gonna bury the lead - jetpacks, the government wants 'em and usually that means we'll someday get them, too.

March 4, 2021 from 2021-03-05T02:51:23

I feel terrible for young adults, because they're not getting after it as much as the previous generations... You know "getting after it."

March 2, 2021 from 2021-03-03T02:51:07

Does celebrity weed do anything for you? I bet it does if its this celebrity (not me).

February 26, 2021 from 2021-02-27T03:23:15

When there's a story and the collective internet response is "aliens" it makes me think anything in 2021 is better than 2020. So sure, why not aliens... in New Mexico... being weird around airpl...

February 25, 2021 from 2021-02-26T04:26:30

It's not just you, those Zooms calls are brutal and we have some science to back it up!

February 24, 2021 from 2021-02-24T23:48:24

Somebody forgot about leg day when designing the new mail truck... What's it look like to you?

February 23, 2021 from 2021-02-23T16:56:30

Oh good, now they're not just robot dogs, they've reached their next form - robot murder dogs!

February 22, 2021 from 2021-02-23T02:53

How does a meat smoker have a better app than a majority of the banks I've used?! 

February 19, 2021 from 2021-02-23T02:50:05

Remember when the uploading portal was down on Friday and I "totally wasn't gonna forget to check back on Saturday"? Yeah, me neither.

February 18, 2021 from 2021-02-19T01:57:46

I'm blown away by how awesome that NASA landing was today - lemme share some of my wonder and amazement with you!

February 17, 2021 from 2021-02-18T01:44:45

This has such a fun reference to an old dusty episode of The Simpsons. If you know it, we're old together!

February 16, 2021 from 2021-02-17T02:01

Who let me have the vocal effects like a big stinky creep?!

February 12, 2021 from 2021-02-13T03:29

That's a cool new tattoo (that hopefully keeps you from dying). Sorry so brief, it's Friday and I'm OUT!

February 11, 2021 from 2021-02-12T01:35

I can't imagine getting fired from the biggest money maker in the galaxy! Also, I can't imagine the "chastity cage" I just read about. More about it here!

February 10, 2021 from 2021-02-11T00:26:01

It's pretty weird how we treat the dead to start with, but what this guy did with his uncle's skeleton is oddly the weirdest and most awesome simultaneously!

February 8, 2021 from 2021-02-09T01:37

That Space Santa sure seems like a jerk...

February 5, 2021 from 2021-02-05T17:19:24

George RRRRRRR martin is finally making progress on not even the final book in the Game of Thrones series. Dude, you blew it. Also, is Denmark building a Pikachu prison? Sure looks like it.

February 4, 2021 from 2021-02-04T17:41

Reading about Einsteinium <- a real thing, when I realized just how terrible at Chemistry I am and how I should def stick to talking about wombats and their cube-shaped poops!

February 3, 2021 from 2021-02-03T23:27

SORRY IM SO LATE ON THIS!!!@

February 2, 2021 from 2021-02-02T17:08

I was gonna do an anatomy lesson about a groundhog, but then I saw an article about spinach that can send an email. 

February 1, 2021 from 2021-02-01T19:32

The future of playing video games is bonkers, but sadly, that future has to pass through Monkeytown.

February 20, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Can think, sun is busy cooking my brain back to life... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

February 19, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Featuring an interview with Jason Finn of PUSA! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

February 13, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Please watch the reclining airplane seat video to better understand what i'm talking about, or just hear me get mad! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

February 12, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

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February 6, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Mac n Cheese is not meant for this purpose... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

February 5, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

I didn't care about live musicals and plays before knowing my wife - now I'm stoked that next season has been announced! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

February 4, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

My doctor called me fat! We're getting better. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

February 3, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

I spent five days in a magical land (and my screen time is down, too). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

January 27, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Billie Eilish is legit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

January 23, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Technical difficulties? Alexa, play "Times of Grace" from 'Times of Grace' by Neurosis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

January 22, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Stop. Take a breath. Relax. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

January 21, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Take care y'all mentals. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

January 16, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Playlists for your cat... on a snow day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

January 15, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Seattle got snubbed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

January 14, 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We're back and more #authentic than ever! I'm preemptively sorry... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

December 19, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Let's go Star Wars!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

December 17, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

That's a lot of episodes of a show I haven't watched in 20 years*... *there were 6 months a few years ago See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

December 16, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Stay on target... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

December 12, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Our final full moon of the decade has come and gone without even realizing we keep time on Earth based on our adventure around the sun! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

December 9, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Well, that's gonna be super awkward... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

December 6, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

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December 5, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

I tried a new arrangement today - it wasn't perfect, but i'd like to make a video element to go on IG TV or somewhere. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

December 4, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

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December 3, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

SELF CONSCIOUS TO THE MAX!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

November 27, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Thank you for listening to this drivel! Happy Thanksgiving! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

November 26, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Funny how the longer you live the themes of life begin to stand out more prominantly from moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

November 25, 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Ok, who is watching The Mandalorian? Should I be watching the Watchmen? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

January 22, 2021 from 2021-01-22T08:45

Well, I figured out how to get a t-rex skeleton without having to come up with 10-zillion dollars...

January 19, 2021 from 2021-01-19T14:00

I'm not ready for alternative meat in shrimp form, but I would try a bite! Also, Not quite 2-minutes-at-a-time fast, but these batteries are close.

January 14, 2021 from 2021-01-14T13:30

We're doing WHAT with dead bodies?! Hold on, this may sound gross, but it's not a terrible idea.

January 13, 2021 from 2021-01-13T13:30

Whooops, didn't get around to posting this... I'm just here for the Star Wars news...

January 12, 2021 from 2021-01-12T12:15

Netflix is outta their dang mind with BIG 2021 plans. Also, my favorite bit of space news may already have broken for the entire year - and it involves a terrible lava fire world!

January 11, 2021 from 2021-01-11T10:45

No, that's not a new species of giraffe... and yes, that's a pretty killer idea for a dog door.

January 8, 2021 from 2021-01-08T10:00

Someone overtook Bezos as the richest human on Earth and it wasn't Bill Gates... Also, my favorite story of this podcast is one about NASA finally getting the SLS moving in the right direction.

January 6, 2021 from 2021-01-06T09:30

OMG the dumbest conspiracy theory got trolled so hard by someone who loves late 90's metal!

January 4, 2021 from 2021-01-04T09:30

I'm supposed to be taking a compliance training, but magic (cheap) jokes about Uranus seems much better...

December 18, 2020 from 2020-12-18T20:15

I've never heard of a blockbuster game being so buggy they pull it! Can you imagine if it was software for an electric car? You should start to think about it, bc that EV in your arsenal isn't f...

December 16, 2020 from 2020-12-16T14:30

We cover a lot of ground today from 90's kids freaking out about a show that should be extinct coming back to streaming to that annoying friend that just got riiiiich.

December 15, 2020 from 2020-12-15T09:30

Thank you On Demand and the internet for all the years of providing a (not) toasty fake fire to turn on for the holidays. Thank you even harder, Canada, for taking the streaming yule log game to...

December 14, 2020 from 2020-12-14T10:00

It's a toss up between getting greener or eating people... Not like you have to pick one or the other, just which you'd rather learn about today's Nerd Talk!

December 9, 2020 from 2020-12-09T18:45

Whooops, the pod got away from me today but at least we get to talk about frozen earth turds!

December 8, 2020 from 2020-12-08T12:15

The price for these headphones is too damn high.

December 3, 2020 from 2020-12-03T12:00

You'll forgive me, please, I'm mad as an eel right now!

December 1, 2020 from 2020-12-01T19:00

Enough with the mega metal monoliths already!

November 30, 2020 from 2020-11-30T10:00

That mysterious metal monolith has gone missing!

November 24, 2020 from 2020-11-24T09:45

Star Wars truly knows no bounds to what they'll sell you as official merch...

November 23, 2020 from 2020-11-23T09:15

It's Fibonacci Day!

November 20, 2020 from 2020-11-20T09:45

We've got diamonds and infinite life today on the show!

November 19, 2020 from 2020-11-19T11:00

Changing it up again AGAIN!

October 21, 2020 from 2020-10-21T10:00

After a lengthy absence, enjoy me rambling about the vastness of space! *skips ahead 30 seconds*

October 12, 2020 from 2020-10-12T10:45

I've got a sweet Prince related gig this week that as a music fan I think you'll like.

October 8, 2020 from 2020-10-08T12:30

Yesterday was a bad day for Seattle history as one local chain went national and we're losing that iconic neon corner. I've got big feelings about that Elephant Carwash going away - but what wil...

October 7, 2020 from 2020-10-07T11:00

Even NOFX is influenced by Eddie Van Halen - what a big role he played in keeping guitars at the forefront. Hopefully, if anything, his death will get some kids listening to a guy who could shre...

October 5, 2020 from 2020-10-05T10:15

While the internet remains terrible, when it uses its power to overcome evil, I'm still here for it.

October 1, 2020 from 2020-10-01T17:15

Today we talk about mental health and I probably bum you out. Or just celebrate that October is here and I have ample Triscuit news.

September 30, 2020 from 2020-09-30T10:00

Anyone else spending the last day of September with their ol' friend Mr. Hangover?

September 28, 2020 from 2020-09-28T10:00

The longest year in ever rolls on to October this week...

September 23, 2020 from 2020-09-23T09:45

Yes I unplugged it and then plugged it back in...

September 21, 2020 from 2020-09-21T10:45

A lotta time spent talking about the sun...

September 16, 2020 from 2020-09-16T09:00

I have so many things to say and it's just really difficult to say them all and I tried to touch on it but it's terrible.

September 10, 2020 from 2020-09-10T06:15

Here's seven minutes of distraction for an otherwise hot garbage week!

September 9, 2020 from 2020-09-09T10:00

Gang, I just recorded this and can't remember what I even talked about. Bet you can't wait to listen! :D

September 8, 2020 from 2020-09-08T10:00

Cram it!

September 2, 2020 from 2020-09-02T10:00

Very excited for someone to make (and hopefully not ruin) a favorite series of books!

September 1, 2020 from 2020-09-02T06:00

Welcome to September something something Green Day!

August 27, 2020 from 2020-08-27T10:15

If you can laugh at it instead of getting angry, you're on the right step to winning.

August 25, 2020 from 2020-08-25T19:15

How do you get that many bunnies (other than the obvious way you get that many bunnies).

August 20, 2020 from 2020-08-20T10:00

Today is National Radio Day and I have the dumbest story for you.

August 11, 2020 from 2020-08-11T09:15

Too many tabs open!!!

August 10, 2020 from 2020-08-10T09:00

Bye Earth!

August 5, 2020 from 2020-08-05T09:45

Being in the grocery business must be the weirdest combo of soooo boring and super challenging especially right now!

August 4, 2020 from 2020-08-04T10:00

Seafair pirates need work, too!

August 3, 2020 from 2020-08-03T09:45

It's officially time for a toilet upgrade...

July 31 or Aug 1, 2020 from 2020-07-31T12:15

'Cause I'm freeeeeee....

July 29, 2020 from 2020-07-29T15:30

When's the last time you got a haircut?

July 24, 2020 from 2020-07-24T09:45

It's Friday, probably don't even listen. Though the Nerd Talk is top notch.

July 21, 2020 from 2020-07-21T09:30

Drink your water and lets go!

July 20, 2020 from 2020-07-20T09:30

Tried to photograph that comet this weekend but found myself in a pickle!

July 15, 2020 from 2020-07-15T09:45

How much is too much hot dog talk?

July 13, 2020 from 2020-07-13T11:00

That's a lotta coins you got collect, Super Mario.

July 8, 2020 from 2020-07-08T14:00

What's the top sci-fi title on Netflix?

July 7, 2020 from 2020-07-07T12:45

I always thought 7/7 would be a cool day for a birthday.

July 6, 2020 from 2020-07-06T09:45

Hopefully you saved some fireworks for Seahawks season, neighbors...

June 29, 2020 from 2020-06-29T10:30

Just one pod this week! I'm outta here!

June 23, 2020 from 2020-06-23T10:15

Is baseball even going to survive?

June 22, 2020 from 2020-06-22T12:15

CHOP seems to be morphing and the internet is a mess.

June 18, 2020 from 2020-06-18T12:15

How about a 20-foot-tall statue of Tom Brady?

June 16, 2020 from 2020-06-16T10:30

I went to the protest zone - without having my passport stamped - and found a mix of things to reflect upon.

June 9, 2020 from 2020-06-09T10:30

Starring Space Baby!

June 8, 2020 from 2020-06-08T10:30

Feeling dumber from all the bad dad jokes!

June 3, 2020 from 2020-06-03T15:15

Welcome to June/hell! How do we talk about things and move forward?

May 28, 2020 from 2020-05-28T11:00

Happy birthday, Chuck!

May 27, 2020 from 2020-05-26T11:30

News and Nerd Talk, plus, all the material I performed for the Top 107 Songs of Last Decade countdown we did over the weekend. While you certainly don't need more of me, there are a lot of silly st...

May 20, 2020 from 2020-05-20T13:45

I used to live in Tucson where the area code is 520 so this day, 5/20, is always fun!

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May 18, 2020 from 2020-05-18T12:30

40 years since that earth pimple blew up!

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May 14, 2020 from 2020-05-14T11:45

That John Prine though...

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May 11, 2020 from 2020-05-11T12:45

Hopefully sunburn kills coronavirus.

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May 5, 2020 from 2020-05-05T14:45

Today is GiveBig Day and GiveBig Champion Roger Levesque came on the show to tell us about helping one of 1,500+ organizations in the Puget Sound!

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May 4, 2020 from 2020-05-04T12:00

May the Fourth be with you... and also with you.

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April 28, 2020 from 2020-04-28T11:45

What's your favorite emoji?

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April 27, 2020 from 2020-04-27T12:15

Anyone else watching 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' season 8?

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April 22, 2020 from 2020-04-22T17:15

Probably not the Earth Day take you'd expect from me...

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April 17, 2020 from 2020-04-17T14:45

The return of Space Baby to the podcast!

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April 15, 2020 from 2020-04-15T13:15

Someone blew the recording so there's no final segment...

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April 13, 2020 from 2020-04-13T11:00

As Seattle's #1 Space Morning Host, I deliver a bunch of space talk right out of the gate today!

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April 10, 2020 from 2020-04-10T12:15

Today's podcast could be an immediate tune out...

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April 9, 2020 from 2020-04-09T07:00

What day is it anyway?!

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March 31, 2020 from 2020-03-31T13:00

Hopefully we wake up tomorrow and HAHA it's all been a prank!

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March 30, 2020 from 2020-03-30T13:30

Happy birthday, mom!

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March 24, 2020 from 2020-03-24T10:00

Boober Eats lol

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March 23, 2020 from 2020-03-23T10:30

Oh my god, the sexting...

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March 20, 2020 from 2020-03-20T10:30

Next time it's the 20th, it'll be 4/20/2020. Nice.

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March 18, 2020 from 2020-03-18T17:30

Content to make you content!

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March 17, 2020 from 2020-03-17T11:30

If you catch a leprechaun, send into quarantine BEFORE getting his/her virus gold...

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Maarch 16, 2020 from 2020-03-16T12:30

After a few days of issues, we're back!

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March 11, 2020 from 2020-03-11T12:15

Happy 311 Day!

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March 9, 2020 from 2020-03-09T12:30

My notes for today's show "cat stuff" I didn't even talk about cats... Stupid DST.

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March 5, 2020 from 2020-03-05T11:30

Tweet me your dream interpretations! Don't look 'em up, just listen and then tell me your ridiculous explanations.

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March 2, 2020 from 2020-03-02T11:00

WASH YOUR HANDS!!

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February 26, 2020 from 2020-02-26T10:30

Sea creatures and Star Wars!

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February 24, 2020 from 2020-02-24T10:45

Couple big stories over the weekend one about a guy achieving a dream, another... not so much.

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