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Series 2 – Episode 12 – Part 1 from 2020-10-14T11:01:50

Apparently, Miss Helen’s favourite store department no longer exists – maybe Google can help her to find it like it’s found out so many others or could a little bit...

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Series 2 – Episode 12 – Part 2 from 2020-10-14T11:00:16

  The world is upside down and even more mad than it was in part one – Helen is wondering where the men are, and Doug is torn being forced...

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Series 2 – Episode 11 – Part 1 from 2020-10-09T11:26:25

‘Ooohhh Matron’ I think a drink is in order before the we start to Fanny about in this week’s Mad Mad World of low brow art. Mon Dieu – Did...

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Series 2 – Episode 11 – Part 2 from 2020-10-09T11:19:13

Speaking of cat walks – sometimes maybe they should because in Part 2, we ponder pets prying on pleasure. Even with Miss Helen on the DJ Decks, Matt resists calling...

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Series 2 – Episode 10 – Part 1 from 2020-10-02T13:28:03

Part 1 sees Matt take Steps toward knowing what the stars have in store for each of the Grumpy Gays without ever really seeing what’s cumin’ as Hygienic Helen madly...

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Series 2 – Episode 10 – Part 2 from 2020-10-02T13:12:06

  Opening Part 2 with Q&Gay, we give Miss H another opportunity to ‘Be Kind’ to a chatty lady loving lady – but will an apology from (H)Ellen be forthcoming?...

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Series 2 – Episode 9 – Part 2 from 2020-09-28T06:05:03

Like beacons of benevolence, The Grumpy Gays offer counsel to an old friend whose partner has sadly discovered apparel. Matt surprises no one with further indecision about what he’s actually...<...

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Series 2 – Episode 9 – Part 1 from 2020-09-28T05:47:32

In this Pod of revelations, we find out what Joy is making Miss Helen 94.9 percent more agreeable in the mornings. Taking full advantage of Helen’s chirpier conduct, Doug manages...

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Series 2 Episode 8 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World Rapid Fire from 2020-09-16T13:04:46

Praise the Baby Jeebus! Matt has made it through the rumble in his jungle (brought about by Douglas’ appalling culinary catastrophes) to make his triumphant return and the Grumpy Gays...

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Series 2 Episode 8 Part 2: Pet Hates from 2020-09-16T13:03:38

Doug and Helen have recently become new ‘parents’ so to speak, although one does question if Douglas the bottom feeder of a fish counts as a new family member, and...

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Series 2 Episode 8 Part 3: Q&Gay House Proud or Haus Frau from 2020-09-16T12:02:35

Douglas once again dons his Q&Gay suit to ask the hard hitting questions. Is Helen’s Saphic Sanitation all it’s cracked up to be? Is Matt’s a house proud homo? What...

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Series 2 Episode 8 Part 4: Room 666 and Grumpy Grab from 2020-09-16T12:01:43

Given the pain and suffering Douglas inflicted on Matt through his questionable culinary choices, we have decided this week that Matt should be allowed to deposit whatever he wishes in...

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Series 2 Episode 7 Part 1: Welcome to the Grumpy Gays TABLOID EDITION from 2020-09-09T00:04:43

WELCOME TO THE TABLOID EDITION! So Grumpsters, it appears the members of the Grumpy Gay Team are currently on rostered day off rotation. Or are they. Has Doug’s allegedly ‘improved’...

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Series 2 Episode 7 Part 2: Eeji of the Century–TABLOID Edition from 2020-09-09T00:03:54

Helen has thrown down the gauntlet (or is that the gayntlet) and challenged Doug to titillating tabloid trivia. In spite of Doug’s pathetic efforts during the Sapphic Quiz, Helen has...

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Series 2 Episode 7 Part 3: Q&GAY Talk show Queen’s fall from Grace from 2020-09-09T00:02:46

In this Tabloid Edition of Q&Gay, Doug the Grumpy Gay’s stockier, not so muscular and perhaps somewhat older, H McDonald, delves into the massive fall from grace of...

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Series 2 Episode 7 Part 4: Rapid Fire Room 666 and Adieu from 2020-09-09T00:01:50

Helen and Doug are at cross purposes Grumpsters. Doug wishes to undertake the quest to get the Dman (good old Beelzebub) to deposit the Tabloids into Room 666. However, Helen...

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Series 2 Episode 7 Part One: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World from 2020-09-02T12:04:24

Hello Grumpsters, it’s Mr and Mrs Gray flying duo this week. Douglas has been forced by Matt and Helen to improve his 1970’s culinary skills by undertaking a Margaret Fulton...

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Series 2 Episode 7 Part Two: Room 666“Would you like fries with that?” from 2020-09-02T12:03:47

Mr Gray is off on his merry way. He has a bee in his little pretty bonnet after his most recent purchase can with a suggestion of an additional purchase...

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Series 2 Episode 7 Part Three: Eejit of the Week correction the collective noun of Eejits from 2020-09-02T12:02:49

An oldy but a goody Grumpsters. Let’s face it the Grumpy Gays have been very reserved when it comes to addressing anything political. That was before the week that was...

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Series 2 Episode 7 Part Four: Dear Grumpy Gays, I’m naughty but nice…really from 2020-09-02T12:01:51

We are on a roll Grumpsters, another week, another poor Grumpster in desperate need of our sage advice. Naughty but Nice is having an existential crisis and Helen and Matt...

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Series 2 Episode 6 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World–A farting good time? from 2020-08-27T06:18:19

They are back Grumpsters for yet another week of wicked witticisms and glorious griping. First up this week, our usual Mad Mad Mad Mad World with an interesting case of...

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Series 2 Episode 6 Part 2: Who Gives a Toss? The democracy sausage from 2020-08-27T06:17:41

The Grumpy Gays really know how to pick the scab off the really important questions plaguing society! When you head out to do your civic duty every so many years...

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Series 2 Episode 6 Part 3: Room 666–Automated Life from 2020-08-27T06:17:23

It appears the delightful Beelzebub has been missing the Grumpy Gays futile efforts to deposit their pet hates in Room 666 for all eternity. So back with a vengeance (that...

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Series 2 Episode 6 Part 4: Dear Grumpy Gays or is it?? from 2020-08-27T06:17:10

Helen is most excited at the prospect of a second miserable missive from an erstwhile Grumpster seeking the Grumpy Gays sage advice. That pesky carrier pidgeon has relayed said letter...

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Series 2 Episode 6 Part 5: Farewell and Grumpy Grab from 2020-08-27T06:16:53

We have reached the end of another exceptional episode. But wait, is there a CalaMATTy brewing right before our very ears? Miss Trilly, what are you doing to that chicken?

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Series 2 Episode 5 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World–Love and Marriage from 2020-08-19T12:04:22

Matt, Helen and Doug have returned (yes yes unfortunately) to deliver yet another week of their unique brand of grumpiness. What better way to kick off the show with a...

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Series 2 Episode 5 Part 2: Fly by Night Tours–Quick Fire from 2020-08-19T12:03:24

Quick fire is back and this week it all about turgid travel. Helen’s woeful wolling wuggage. Doug’s close call with the Bangkok Hilton and Matt’s smelly self in the Island...

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Series 2 Episode 5 Part 3: Hit or Myth–It’s time for your close up Master Matthew from 2020-08-19T12:02:03

It is the last in this collection of Series 2 Hit or Myth and Matt is stepping into the spotlight (both literally and figuratively). Oh the opportunity lost. He could...

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Series 2 Episode 5 Part 4: Dear Grumpy Gays–Lascivious Luddite from 2020-08-19T12:01:22

Matt, Helen and Doug are most excited. The carrier pigeon from hell has delivered a new Dear Grumpy Gay missive desperately seeking their sage advice. Poor mortified Lascivious Luddite has... Listen

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Series 2 Episode 5 Part 5: Adieu and this week’s Grumpy Grab from 2020-08-19T12:00:38

Yes Grumpsters we have reached the end of this week’s wonderfully wicked winding way through all things Grumpy. Poor Angela must of course get her ‘prize’ from Matt by way...

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Series 2 Episode 4 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World–We ain’t saying he’s a… from 2020-08-12T12:05:24

Yes Grumpsters they are back for another week of grumpy goodness and it appears beige is the word du jour this week (Kelly Hoppen would be proud!). In this week’s...

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Series 2 Episode 4 Part 2: Hit or Myth–Christmas with Douglas from 2020-08-12T12:04:35

It is Doug’s turn to spin his tall tale in this week’s edition of Hit or Myth. What do merry old England, a road trip and a tub of natural...

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Series 2 Episode 4 Part 3: Q&Gay–Online etiquette from 2020-08-12T12:03:21

A meeting with no pants, a yawn mid-interview, a wayward nose pick whilst the global marketing manager berates you…what is the correct etiquette in this new online meeting world? Douglas,...

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Series 2 Episode 4 Part 4: Fly by night…nope, it’CalaMATTy of the Week! from 2020-08-12T12:02

So Grumpsters this week the Grumpy Gays have decided to do a quick fire fly by night….WE INTERRUPT THIS TRANSMISSION FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS. Whilst in an off air conversation,...

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Series 2 Episode 4 Part 5: Adieu and Grumpy Grab from 2020-08-12T12:01:59

We have reached the end of yet another grumpy bumpy episode of Grumpy Gays. Are you our next Grumpster of the Week? Head on over to the Grumpy Gays Instagram...

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Series 2 Episode 3 Part 1: Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World–There’s a NEW Sheriff in Town from 2020-08-05T12:05:35

The Grumpy Gays have hit Prime Time and they are ready to rumble! Kicking off this week, Matt, Helen and Doug delve into the week that was…a Gwynne smelling candle...

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Series 2 Episode 3 Part 2: Back in My Day–The 1980’s from 2020-08-05T12:04:16

Was Helen actually Jason Donovan back in the 80’s? Where does one buy a knitted jumper with Boy George’s face on the front (just ask Doug about that)? The Grumpy...

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Series 2 Episode 3 Part 3: Hit or Myth–CLUB DIAVOLO from 2020-08-05T12:03:55

In this episode of Hit or Myth, Helen seems to gain a new found ‘status’ in the eyes of her Grumpy Gay co-hosts, Matt and Doug. Is this tall tale...

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Series 2 Episode 3 Part 4: Who gives a TOSS–North or South from 2020-08-05T12:02:05

Matt and Doug have thrown down the gauntlet. Faces may have been figuratively slapped with a extremely soft kid leather gloves. Witts (and we use that term loosely) have been...

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Series 2 Episode 3 Farewell: Grumpster of the Week and Grumpy Grab from 2020-08-05T12:01:47

We wish we could say this was the low point of the show…we wish we could. Yes we have reached that time of the week where Matt delivers the final...

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Series 2 Episode 2: Part 1 Welcome and Mad Mad Mad Mad World from 2020-07-29T03:46:54

Helen is in search of new artwork for her humble abode. Seeking a modern day Rembrandt, Van Gough or Monet she stumbles upon and up and coming, so to speak,...

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Series 2 Episode 2: Part 2 Rapid Fire Room 666 from 2020-07-29T03:46:38

Matt, Helen and Doug all have something sticking in their craw (or is that collective craws?) this week in this special edition of Room 666. Kombucha, Pigeons or perhaps something...

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Series 2 Episode 2: Part 3 Q and Gay from 2020-07-29T03:46:25

Q and Gay call it a Same Sex Sermon, A Homo Homily, A Lesbian Lecture or even a Dirty Discourse. Yes lovely listeners, this is where the Grumpy Gays attempt to...

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Series 2 Episode 2: Part 4 CalaMATTy of the Week from 2020-07-29T03:46:02

Another new segment for Grumpy Gay aptly named CalaMATTy of the Week! Now Matthew is actually well known for his, misadventures. Nary a week goes past without Matt having some...

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Series 2 Episode 1: A HISTORY of the Grumpy Gays from 2020-07-22T08:40:51

Matt and Doug kick off Series Two determined to educate the unedumacated Grumpsters among us! Helen has, somewhat rudely apparently, said a HARD NO (apparently having lived through it once... Listen

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Episode 23: The Golden Girls Episode from 2020-07-21T09:54:08

So Blanch, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia strap yourselves in and join in the Grumpy Gay vibe. The Grumpy Gays have decided to channel their not so inner Golden Girls and...

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Episode 22 Part 4: Hit or Myth…Interior designer and recording star from 2020-07-01T00:45:54

The Grumpy Gays weekly quiz is back again with this week’s installment of HIT or MYTH. We get the answer to Mr Gray’s exploits in the land of the rising...

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Episode 22 Part 3: Room 666–Serial Complainers from 2020-07-01T00:39:45

Mr Gray is off an running again this week on his weekly constitutional to make a deposit in Room 666. We have all been watching with immense amusement the ‘Karens’...

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Episode 22 Part 5: Grumpy Grab from 2020-06-30T22:07:52

Before we say Adieu, the Grumpy Gays have a new and exciting (perhaps we are overselling it?) ‘competition’ for all our Grumpsters. It’s time to guess this week’s GRUMPY GRAB....

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Episode 22–Part 2–Whatever Next, Ms Paltrow!! from 2020-06-30T22:00:06

  What is your go to scent for a night of passion Grumpsters? Ginger with a hint of Bergamot, perhaps like Mister Gray you enjoy the waft of burning pizza...

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