Podcasts by halfwayokay: Weird-Rad Comedy Talk
Weird-Rad Comedy Talk
Longtime pals Shawn Green and Danny Fastpaws engage in comedic conversations about life, TV sitcoms, monsters, human relationships and everything in between!
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Episode 135: Castle of Blood 1/2 X: Three From Heck from 2021-10-31T11:55:30
(Recorded 10/27/2021) The Three from Heck are BACK! / Shawn learns what a bussy is / Danny doesn’t eat gravy / Shawn is selling everything he owns / halfwayokay now deals in stolen mp3 music files ...
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Episode 134: An Old Fashioned Southern Weight Guessing Contest from 2021-08-04T10:35:59
(Recorded 07/29/2021) Toy Daddy Casey Roberson joins the fight! / COVID is real STILL but we’re in person! / Danny’s Soundboard is BACK! / Lost of life pupdates / Shawn just wants to rap / 1980s Gr...
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Episode 133: Beam Us Down, Mitt Romson from 2021-04-01T10:00:40
(Recorded 03/23/2021) Lootbox and Danny are back! / Shawn knows car types / We lost an episode! / Shawn’s no longer on Facebook / Shawn misses the Friendship Club ? / Danny’s been doing stand up co...
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Episode 126: Bones of the Wolfman from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
(Recorded 06/10/2020) Shawn Anthony and Joey Trashcan are back, can ya believe it!? / Danny has a rebranding / Cyberbully victim, Owl Expert, and writer Philip J. Reed is here!! / Bronsons origin r...
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Episode 117: Redneck Penny Dreadful from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Wake Up With halfwayokay / Autumn is here—Time to change those cove photos! / Shawn chooses between knowledge and mystery / Shawn has a cautionary tale of woe / BEWARE OF DIGGERVILLE!! / Mobile gam...
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Episode 81: Shaq at Stalingrad from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Hold on! A Shawn episode! It's Shawn Green's birthday!! It's also Jude Law's birthday... get it?? Shawn had a TERRIBLE birthday, and nobody even cares! Poor Shawn spent his entire birthday trying t...
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Episode 29: Tapestry of Madness from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian Ryan Singer joins BT and V for our most incoherent episode yet! Rich Little, Little Richard, lying, the great fall, Hollywood sex criminals, Flowerama, country music, improv, The Wonderlan...
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Episode 132: A Dave Coulier Point-and-Click Adventure from 2020-12-17T12:24:57
(Recorded 12/15/2020) “…the worst episode we’ve ever done.” – Danny R.O. / This is NOT the Christmas episode / Danny is in a sour mood / Shawn still hates the South / Shawn is off the sauce for two...
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Episode 131: A Very New Jersey Brady Christmas from 2020-11-26T18:09:20
(Recorded 11/24/2020) It’s November, so it’s time for the Ugly Sweater HWOK Crazy Christmas Nintendo GameCube Giveaway + Women’s Equality Awareness Episode! / Shawn was exposed to COVID-19 does he ...
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Episode 130: Danny Fastpaws' God Damn Castle of Blood IV: DIE-L UP from 2020-10-31T04:01:35
(Recorded 10/26/2020) Count Jack-o-Lantern and The Headless Grocery Store are here! / Wooky wooky, let's get spooky!! / Hard-hitting Borat 2 talk! / Hugo is a good movie / New shirt!! / Shawn's An...
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Episode 129: How Much Weight to Cover One's Face? from 2020-10-02T09:49:01
(Recorded 09/30/2020) 2 WACKIE D00DZ here! / Danny has been done wrong causing him to seek revenge / Debate talk! / Shawn is drinking his fears away – It's a problem! / Harrison Ford's Air Force O...
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Episode 128: Mr. Kasuki's Electric Hand from 2020-08-24T20:13:42
(Recorded 08/20/2020) Shawn and Goth Frasier are here to give you a great time! / Shawn knows his bags / Exercise talk / Delightful Danny Declarations / Shawn teases something / Shawn's going craz...
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Episode 127: Blues Brothers 2077 from 2020-07-17T13:55:20
(Recorded 07/15/2020) Shawn Gree and Danny are back at it, babies! / Wishing to like wrestling / The Washington Animal Crossings / Flag talk / Shawn hate his neighbors / KORN Flag / Stolen totes! ...
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Episode 125: Quantum Lasagna from 2020-05-31T17:22:27
(Recorded 05/29/2020) Shawn and Danny have a timely, mature, and well informed discussion about the escalating civil unrest caused by cops murdering George Floyd / Spring-heeled Jack summoning / Qu...
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Episode 124: SARS-Hollow from 2020-05-18T17:23:34
Shawn and Danny are back for right this second! / Shawn and Danny talk ol' Covid-19 and quarantine and everything in between / Shawn is very honest / Shawn talks dumb-dumbs / Danny finds dirt on Sh...
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Episode 123: Gutted Like A Fish from 2019-11-07T10:55:11
The FINAL episode with lots of guests that don't know how to talk into a microphone!! / TONS of wonderful and kind Imp voicemails / Viv's Daniel Johnston HWOK Voicemail Songs! / Tony Wartinger is h...
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Episode 122: Danny Fastpaws' God Damn Castle of Blood III: The Final Bloodening 3-D from 2019-10-31T10:11:27
Friend of the show Caddy joins Shawn Gree and Danny Faux Pas for the penultimate episode of HWOK! / Halloween abounds! / 2 Broke Girls / Kidz talk / Monster Squad / Danny is the Costume Police / Cu...
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Episode 121: Rest in Bees from 2019-10-24T09:00:22
Shawn and Danny are in a funk! / Show's over soon! / You've Got Mail / Toxic masculinity in the 90s / Toxic masculinity in the nows / Free Parking: A Parker Posey Filmography Deep Dive / Tom Hank's...
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halfwayohno! - Gem City Podcast EP 666 from 2019-10-17T09:00:22
Shawn and Danny didn't wanna do an episode this week! So here's something old they did! Be back next week with a fresh and creamy episode for you!!
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Episode 120: Turning People Into Meat from 2019-10-10T09:00:24
Shawn and Danny couldn't be MORE into bringing you another smash hit pod ep! / HWOK is on Spotify now!! / Lotta behind the seams podcasting talk (sorry) / Shawn just got back from a graphic design ...
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Episode 119: City Skittles from 2019-10-03T09:00:14
Episode 119: City Skittles
It's not a regular episode! / Shawn and Danny return to February 13, 2018 to explore an ancient and unaired episode of HWOK! / Smittle Victuals / Valentines Day! /...
Episode 118: You've Got Hell from 2019-09-26T09:00:26
Shawn and Danny are havin' a good li'l time! / Danny has a run-in with an officer of the law / Shawn lands a KILLER series of Ford Motors jokes / Game Gorner: Death Stranding... NO THANX / Celebs i...
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Episode 116: Knowhutimean, Vernius? from 2019-09-12T09:00:46
Get ready for some tough love! / Shawn and Danny revisit how men wear pants (Danny doesn't understand) / James Franco is bad / Lego MMORPG / World of Warcraft Classic / Shawn's Shame: “Sharny VS Ni...
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Episode 115: Proto Minkus from 2019-09-05T10:00:36
Shawn and Danny are respecting the dead! / Mario Lopez's waxy stage / Shawn's pants discovery / Football Newz: Bye Footballman Andrew Lucks / Listener Checkup / Girlfriend Gripes! / R.I.P. Blues Tr...
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Episode 114: An Oral History of the Rhode Island Greens from 2019-08-29T09:00:06
The lovely Julie Metz AKA Mrs Mean is here! / Danny is in fantasy times / Danny is listening to hard rock Satan music! / Cracker dinners / Shawn recalls a TNMT story from his youth / TMNT glove hac...
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Episode 113: Casana Monica from 2019-08-22T10:33:07
The bombastic Eric Ditmer is here! / Beef and Chedders are different now / Space Cadet Danny Fastpaws / Mild flooding / 90s Music Scottish Invasion! / Danny is a MCU Super Fan / Pandering / Movie ...
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Episode 112: Computer Grandparents from 2019-08-15T09:00:16
The ACER is jacked in and ready to go! / Shawn and Danny make some art! / It's SWEEPS! / Gateway Computers are basically free CDs / News Paper Party: TV Man!! / Anti-Trump boycott list! / Bob Evans...
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Episode 111: The Exorcism of Jonathan Van Ness from 2019-08-08T09:49:22
Shawn and Danny get into the Dayton Ohio mass shooting / Cable access “Halloween Spooktacular” preparations are underway! / Tweet Text: Neil deGrasse Tyson super sucks / Shawn fights people on Fac...
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Episode 110: Indigenous Birds of Cleveland from 2019-08-01T10:06:25
Get ready for a weird and stilted episode, Imps! / Long-haired man Zac Reed joins the fray! / Shawn did NOT masturbate in front of anyone / Mead gifts / Shawn's jokes are ON POINT / Stranger Things...
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Episode 109: Great Value Brand Nemesis from 2019-07-25T10:00:25
The pod fade is REAL, folks! / Pool Nachos / Danny thinks beers are cool now JK / Shawn's cool vacation recap / Shawn has a fantastic new character based on putting shells in his mouth / Shawn shar...
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Episode 108: Punch Crabs Forever from 2019-07-18T10:00:14
SGX and Bloody Holly are back atcha spittin' the TRUTH / Good Vibes Only / Is Shawn Gree officially a Gen Xer?? / Exploring 90s fashion / “Football News” – but it's scary! / Shawn talks about handh...
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Episode 107: Bed Full of Dogs from 2019-07-11T10:56:23
Shawn and Dan-Dan talk about EVERYTHING! / Women's sports / New “Gio Wave” shirts are in the store! / Bill Nye is a lamewad / Sheep are melephlapods / Podcast gripes / HWOK Book Club: Animal Farm /...
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Episode 106: Funeral For A Computer from 2019-07-04T11:36:45
Shawn seeks the man with sapphire eyes / More flat tires!? / Shawn has a TRUE Tale or Horror: Curse of the Jiggle Mower / CRISIS ALERT: The Office will be leaving Netflips / Giovanni Ribisi Day is ...
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Episode 105: Strange Company from 2019-06-27T10:28:41
Tony Wartinger is here again and NOT a victim anymore!! / Right Off the Bat / Shawn did NOT masturbate in public / Tony gets pampered / Introducing the halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) / ...
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Episode 104: JK R.I.P. from 2019-06-20T11:00:36
It's been an off week! / Tire trouble / Shawn and Danny figure out what happens to the show when one of us dies / Danny old man gripes about how many letters are in “LGBTQA” / Shawn's punishment c...
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Episode 103: She Said Yes from 2019-06-13T10:53:17
Danny Fastpaws' cousin Buddy Fastpaws comes by the show and Shawn learns a lot about himself! / Danny and Shawn play “Podcast!? I Thought You Said BODcast: The Return” / Shawn thinks his Facebook f...
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halfwayohno! - Gem City Podcast EP 618 from 2019-06-06T10:33:48
Shawny is feelin' sicky so we're skipping the regular show this week. BUT if you haven't had a chance to listen to Shawn and Danny's first appearance on the Gem City Podcast from back in September ...
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Episode 102: Pagan Winds A-Blowing from 2019-05-30T10:48:43
Gem City Podcast's Terry “IzzyRock” Martin AKA Bandit is here for some fun! We had to deal with a KKK rally and a bunch of tornadoes recently so this episode gets pretty weird / WARNING: Danny is t...
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Episode 101: Squirrels and Ghosts from 2019-05-23T10:02
This is our BEST episode / Danny has trouble taking a nap / Deer troubles / Shawn and Danny take joy in the awful the final season of Game of Thrones was (we didn't watch it) / Bran didn't wear sho...
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Episode 100: Last Chance for Homecoming King from 2019-05-15T10:55:53
Our 100th episode AND the Third First Ever Friendship Clubisode - where the listeners write the show! / Crazy outsider weirdo music / Live poetry readings / Michael Caine impressions I guess / Flyi...
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Episode 99: Eleven Kisses from 2019-05-08T10:01:43
R U in the ZONE?? / First episode with a live/silent studio audience / Danny talk about smoochin' his new GF / Danny is very disappointed in our listeners :( / Coyote charity / Quit DMing Shawn / H...
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Episode 98: Teatime for Severed Heads from 2019-05-01T09:47:43
Welcome to level 98! / A magic wizard Freaky Fridays Shawn and Danny!? / Door Dash stories / Is is is is is / Shawn Gree'z Greenbeanz Adventurez / Real NFL tolk / Juicy Knocks / Didjinu / Gettin' D...
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Episode 97: Little Dicky and the Georges from 2019-04-24T10:10:17
The lovely Julie Metz (Danny's cohost) is back! / This episode starts out kinda stilted and weird, but soon gets a flowin' and normal! / Shawn's tax evasion update / Shawn's Instagram spam scam con...
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Episode 96: Where the Roses Don't Fade from 2019-04-17T11:00:16
Shawn is amped up and Danny is outta his sarcophaghost and they're ready to give YOU the goods! / Dealing with stress / Shawn's idiot medical boot / Shawn's Hot Cake: Profoundly.me is SOOOO embarra...
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Episode 95: Thank You, Garfunkel from 2019-04-10T11:00:51
S.G. and D.F. do it again! / Edgy Danny thinks he solved the great pronoun debate / Shawn and Danny develop some new stand up comedy jokes / Initiative: Roll Into the Twenties, Danny is a clairvoya...
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Episode 94: Foolish Sparrow from 2019-04-03T10:37:44
Shawn and King Fuck are here for some more gum flappin'! / Help us celebrate Bronson Awareness Week / What would we be without a soundboard, huh? / Danny needs corks / Shawn was finally on local da...
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Episode 93: Huckabucka Beenstalk from 2019-03-27T13:21:30
We're NOT going to be doing a live podcast after all thanks for Danny's screw up / White people talkin about cold cases / halfwayokay now declares war on the living / Shawn's still doing that Insta...
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Episode 92: Sex-Butt-Murder-Mystery.alien.wav from 2019-03-20T10:49:43
Baby and the Bat are playin internet radio! / Shawn has gotten into abusing Instagram / Shawn meets more podcasters / Shawn and Danny get petty and jealous of more successful podcasts / Pod Fade / ...
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Episode 91: Tillamook Bone Baggers from 2019-03-13T09:55:13
Special guest Official Erik from Portland Oregon! / R.I.P. Danny's ol' uncle Archimedes The Eyeball King ;( / Fred Armisen rumors / The Liz Wilde Show / Danny doesn't Troma / John Leguizamo bullyi...
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Episode 90: The Hermit's Tower from 2019-03-06T13:34:57
Shawn and Danny tackle some real complex issues / Danny came into Shawn's house openly armed with a cowboy gun / Shawn hates guns / Recounting the time Shawn and Julie were accosted by a gunman at ...
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Episode 89: Fantasy Contra from 2019-02-27T11:40:18
Danny smashed his noggin / Shawn's workplace gripes / Game Gorner Secret Story Corner / MMORPG talk / Puzzle & Dragons Street Fighter V Collaboration Event / We got some Official halfwayokay Rhyme-...
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Episode 88: Shirts Off, Boyz!! from 2019-02-20T10:59:47
Anna Elaine is on the show runnin' bits! / Shawn is bullied against / Shawn is jealous of other Dayton Ohio podcasts / Poor Shawn is ganged up on in his own home / Danny and Anna say some off color...
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Episode 87: Badger With A Tooth Cake from 2019-02-13T12:07:58
Shawn carries the entire episode! / Danny is sick :( / Shawn is worried about new listeners impressions of the show / Danny rewatched Deadwood and now won't stop saying “cocksucker” / Shawn is very...
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Episode 86: Hear Me Now, You Warrior Lords from 2019-02-06T12:10:21
Clip clip clip everyone!! / Horrible Bosses talk! / Crazy Minions lady and God / Danny thinks is cool to not like Jason Bateman, Arrested Development and other things everyone else likes / Shawn's ...
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Episode 85: Bloody Maury Povich from 2019-01-30T11:55:53
Lot of High Strangeness Synchronicities in this one, gang! / Shawn sends angry messages to Danny while Danny's at a funeral / Danny institutes a new show mechanic: “From Dusk Till Shawn” / Pay-it-F...
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Episode 84: Tito, Louise, and the Fat King from 2019-01-23T12:29:13
Itza Ramble-Cast, folks! / Politics & Racism / We're in a rut / Shawn tries to make some points but Danny keeps interrupting (shocker) / Shawn will block you on Facebook if you start spouting polit...
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Episode 83: The Butterfly Effect Effect from 2019-01-16T12:34:17
How ya doin' ya buncha HalfWaynes, and OhKaties out there! / Issues with LEGO Customer Service / We're doing slashes with our liner notes now instead of commas / The LEGO Movie was a very good movi...
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Episode 82: The People vs. Shawn Groan from 2019-01-09T12:09:07
Danny feels bad about the last episode, Shawn reports on his experience at Trash's birthday party, Shawn is still wigging out about his advanced age, we lost the Dayton.com's Best of 2018 contest t...
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Episode 80: Marmalade on 34th Street from 2018-12-25T11:52:59
Merry Cursemas!! Julie Metz joins Shawn and Danny for Cursemas!! We address Danny's hiatus from the show, Flight of the Navigator star Joey Cramer leaves a special holiday voicemail! The 1942 class...
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Episode 79: Parson Daly from 2018-12-19T12:34:11
Shawn introduces a new co-host, Shawn likes Smash Bros okay he guesses, Danny recaps more National Treasure, someone was mean to poor Shawn, making fun of physical appearances, Danny doesn't know ...
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Episode 78: The Silliest Gun in the West from 2018-12-12T12:02
Shawn does movie reviewz! Danny has a HOT TAKE on Daft Punk as well as National Treasure, Shawn and Danny are not in the Christmas mood, Shawn isn't excited about the new Smash Bros Ultimate video ...
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Episode 77: Season One Griffin from 2018-12-05T12:22:21
Hark! The ghost of calendars is here! We talk about Downsizing the movie! Kristen Wiig is only funny on SNL, Danny's tired of these freaks, Shawn Green weight loss update, Reddit Soapbox, DDP Yoga ...
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Episode 76: Old Bones from 2018-11-28T10:42:51
Welcome to Blood Court! Author Dr. James Brubaker joins the par-tay! Rehashing old beefs, Facebook is evil, books and cooks, turnips, football talk, trying to get Danny to watch Star Trek, brass kn...
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Episode 75: Goth CEO of Gushers from 2018-11-21T12:08:24
It's the 'Second halfwayokay Friendship Clubisode', where YOU the listener provides the content for us! This was a blast to do! Thanks everyone!! Danny is a “foodie”, Bart VS Hamlet, Pikachu VS Sco...
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Episode 74: Dragon Dice In A Nutshell from 2018-11-14T11:43:55
The show is a flop from the very start! Danny's in a baaaaaad mood this week, gang! But Shawn's great and NOT in a mood! Shawn wants to play Dragon Dice!! What a card ol' Shawn is. A real cute guy!...
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Episode 73: Wayward Shawn from 2018-11-07T13:37:37
Welcome first time listeners!! More Danny Door Dash antics! Shawn wants to claim the “halfwayokay” name on SnapChat, Incels are the worst, Shawn is still having issues with this appearance because ...
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Episode 72: Return to Danny Fastpaws' God Damn Castle of Blood from 2018-10-31T11:09:09
Welcome BACK to the Castle of Blood! Horror actor Erin R. Ryan joins the fun on this very spooky episode! Dinosaur talk, Shawn Green's face EXPOSED! Prince Adam, Blood News!! Nashville Nightmare, s...
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Episode 71: Fritos the Clown from 2018-10-24T10:42:31
Shawn and Danny makin' magic once again!! Shawn's stress meter, Shawn makes plans for when/if he becomes single again, clown college, Santa college, tiny museum, Shawn Green's Anime Connection,
Episode 70: East of the Willows from 2018-10-17T09:59:19
We got Shawn, Danny, and Greg Nichols!! And BOY do we TALK!! Shawn is NOT racist, the old days of public access, Shawn's nice, HWOK bylaws, assuming gender norms, Danny Fastpaws is declared THE Ene...
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Episode 69: Blam Through It from 2018-10-10T10:30:46
Shawn is losin' his grip and losin' his cool! Danny's cool and smooth and fulla blam! News Uh-oh! Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky parody songs, Shawn finally saw Shrek and he didn't care for it, Dan...
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Episode 68: Tennis Ball Klutz from 2018-10-03T10:21:32
Shawn educates Danny about the state or supreme court justice insanity that's going on, KavaNAW!! Guinness World Records, staying overnight at a museum, Shawn is accidentally into poor shaming, giv...
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Episode 67: Weird Easter: The Harvest from 2018-09-26T11:29:05
It's Weird Easter is a fine holiday! Almost as good as the anniversery of Bruce Almighty's theatrical release! We immediately ask our lovely guest designer and “bud” Tony Wartinger about his dating...
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Episode 66: Spider Politics from 2018-09-19T11:01:03
We got the scoops! A.K.A. clown sightings, criss-cross applesauce, Danny attacks the press, Pepe the Frog has ruined frogs, rainbows, ringback tones, we're not gonna BAKE it, Herd That With Shawn, ...
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Episode 65: Party of Sixty-Five from 2018-09-12T11:08:30
Shawn and also Danny are hoopin' it up again! Migraines, dog-head men, Kroger, happy birthday Matt Miller. BREAKING NEWS sponsored by The Alla Xul Elu!! Things got CRAZY with Richlife!! Noam Chomsk...
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Episode 64: The Secret Tickle from 2018-09-05T11:29:26
Shawn and Danny are on this episode! They talk about cookies, Mourning Announcements *BONG*, Spooktacular talk, Shawn tries to workshop a joke with Danny but Danny doesn't cooperate (shocker), the ...
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Episode 63: Smellman of Hobgoblin Swamp from 2018-08-29T10:12:24
We are back after a long week to give you comedy and joy! Danny is shy, Shawn's been doing some emotional eating, cereal box reviews, what to do with the old HWOK YouTube channel, Kettering Ohio Sk...
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Episode 62: Pictures of Spiders from 2018-08-22T11:17:11
Shawn Groan and the Dead Man are at it again! Shawn gripes about his visit to Canada, Shawn is still very very stressed, Vancouver VS Chicago, Shawn was nearly attacked, HWOK shirt issues, Danny Fa...
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Episode 61: First Degree Hurt Feelin' from 2018-08-15T09:00:05
Shawn talks about his Chicago trip, Ms Pac-Man will could kill you, Second City, Good Will Hunting is a good movie, Danny reviews the World of Warcraft film, we declare war on GSTV.com, Shawn is an...
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Episode 60: Level 1 Dwarven Mom from 2018-08-08T10:56:46
Hey mon! Special guest Eric Ditmer joins us! Shawn is stressed and is also a hero, NEW HWOK SHIRTS!!, Danny's Mutant Roundup presents Sarah Hayes, holidays, movie reviews, Will Wonkers and the Can...
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Episode 59: Siania Maramaze from 2018-08-01T10:00:34
Actor Erin R. Ryan is here talking about scorpion mice! The Alt-Right ruined frogs, correcting naming confusion, Sigur Rós is for lamewads, Harry Potty, earwax defense, horror flavored reboots abou...
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Episode 58: Y'alls From the Crypt from 2018-07-25T12:00:24
Danny honors his commitment to talk like a cowboy and wear a cowboy hat the entire episode, y'all, nobody likes Shawn, Shawn declares war on Speedway gas stations and their awful pump TVs, #PeaceAt...
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Episode 57: Horse Coffins from 2018-07-18T10:48:13
It's the 'halfwayokay Friendship Clubisode', where YOU the listener provides the content for us! This was a blast to do! Thanks everyone!! Shawn and Danny have a restaurant fight, Danny is insulted...
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Episode 56: Papper's Lunchbreak from 2018-07-11T12:23:20
We're adonished to have Spookmaster Jarrod Johnson! Shawn is struggling, Danny and Jarrod talk about stupid football, Shawn and Danny are REAL bickery this ep, all of our guests are nice, Danny Fas...
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Episode 55: Ashton Kutcher Apologist from 2018-07-04T20:25:17
Shawn and Danny spend 5 minutes troubleshooting an audio issue that's slowly driving Shawn to lose is mind. We thought it was funny to keep it in. It's okay. It's the WORST time to start watching H...
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Episode 54: No Offense, Weenoid from 2018-06-27T11:16:26
Episode 54: No Offense, Weenoid
Bonko and The Mongoose hoop it up chill style! Vacation talk, Trump talk, drugz talk, Shawn's naked phase, the ocean is our enemy, haunted hotels, Mothman, Danny...
Episode 53: Pickle-Party at the Skeleton House from 2018-06-20T09:00:24
Julie joins Shawn and Danny for more great fun! Shawn doesn't like Parks and Rec because of the last two seasons, first ever HWOK field trip to get a gross gimmick fast food drink, WHIO Channel 7 l...
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Episode 52: Shawn and Danny Go to Hell from 2018-06-13T11:02:04
We take a look back at our first year of podcasting while embarking on the adventure of the century!
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Episode 51: Scarecrow Blood from 2018-06-06T11:20:51
Horror actress Erin R. Ryan joins Bubble Tubble and The Void! There is no difference between film and digital, tons of gift giving, lots of visual elements that make for bad audio, someone on Inst...
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Episode 50: A Brisk Skedaddle from 2018-05-30T11:24:57
Fifty episodes! Can ya believe it!? Shawn is a victim, Shawn learns how zippers work, Everyman Comedian Rauly Dale, haflwayokay Book Club: The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger, Shawn has no cri...
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Episode 49: I Love Horses from 2018-05-23T10:29:16
Grey Wolf and Magic Wolf are at it again! Shawn is trying to fill the void by dipping his toe into various random hobbies/activities large scale sculpting, learning about black culture, Yu-Gi-Oh!, ...
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Episode 48: Dead Woman on the Plane Road from 2018-05-16T11:18:31
Episode 48: Dead Woman on the Plane Road
Special guest Eric Ditmer, Drac Pack!, QR code, nobody uses Safari, Shawn is threatened by Eric Ditmer's age, Youth Stingerz, Margot Kidder R.I.P., expl...
Episode 47: Crocs Crisis from 2018-05-09T11:47
Bush songs, Shawn couldn't find his Crocs, Shawn's a Summer baby now, update on the The First Annual Official halfwayokay Philip J. Reed Memorial Give Us Money Fundraiser Marathon Show, taking ove...
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Episode 46: Goblin Maze from 2018-05-02T11:04:40
A very “behind the seams” episode! Shawn and Danny attack Redditors for hurting our feelings and it comes off VERY scatterbrained and defensive . The Verdict: If you don't get Weird/Rad then GET L...
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Episode 45: Marinara Face from 2018-04-25T10:21:46
Kind of a loose one! Julie's back to join in the good times! Jarrod impressions, Julie's lotion wipe, the legally blind, more horrible vet talk, Show-Killer Tony hassles Shawn about his new denim j...
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Episode 44: The Shores of Pauly Shore from 2018-04-18T11:07:57
Shawn and Bonko are at it again!! Great Scott!, The Office (again), sitcom mixtape, Married With Children, King of Queens, Cheers, Coach, Taxi (again), Danny was in a Final Destinationsque moment, ...
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Episode 43: Vintage Mummies from 2018-04-11T11:14:59
Shawn and Danny kickin' it fun ways! Danny turns over a new leaf, Shawn's gotta get to Disney World, Shawn does NOT have a bee in his bonnet, Cheetahs update, sea monkeys, how was your Easter?, It'...
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Episode 42: Baptism in Teeth from 2018-04-04T11:25:05
Shawn, Danny, and Jarrod makes three! Out of sync sorta beat-boxing , taking very real listener calls LIVE, Police Academy, Shawn's 20 year feud with The Refreshments is over, Danny keeps interject...
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Episode 41: Get Con'd from 2018-03-28T11:46:18
Naked LOL, blood, shoving your muscular body through a small hole of glass, April Fool-em-Ups, Thirteen Ghosts, the old halfwayokay videos, Giovanni Ribisi, macaroni, Danny's embarrassing medical c...
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Episode 40: The Payload from 2018-03-21T11:04:21
Reka Juhasz brings weird Hungarian birthday music, bull dogs, Olympic Gold Coins, driving and grocery shopping safety, Stephen Hawking R.I.P., Aerosmith, Big Bob's Flooring Outlet, Savannah Soldier...
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Episode 39: Silli Vanilli and the Limp Bizkit Picnic from 2018-03-14T10:59:13
Shawn and Danny can't stop! We cover smart animals, worshiping elephants, Christianity, workshoping Shawn's open mic comedy set, grandpa behind the seams, Battle Beasts, Crossfire, Dogmen, Adena cu...
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Episode 38: Strong Bad Milkshake Man from 2018-03-07T12:07:04
Greg Nichols finally joins the roster of HWOK characters! The STRUCTURE is at full mast! We talk about it ALL: tax season, Statue of Liberty, sign spinning, Shawn is very sick, Crazy Frog, in vitro...
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Episode 37: Real Life Reece Witherspoon from 2018-02-28T11:56:24
Introducing our new show structure which we adhere to it perfectly! Dayton Ohio politician EXPOSED, new national anthem, Chubby Checker, Special Guest: Uncle Lou, Billy Graham is dead, Nixon, Shawn...
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Episode 36: Comedy Daddy from 2018-02-21T12:16:34
Jarrod Johnson is here to celebrate Danny's new hair cut! We're still in a weird funk, but we talk about cool stuff! Stuff like Chick-Fil-A, birds, snakes, Smittle Victuals, werewolf masks, bestial...
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Episode 34: The Howling Festival from 2018-02-07T13:13:01
Tony Wartinger joins the silly times and we COVER IT ALL!! Tide Pods, Dan Marino, Yelp, incantations, the Great Wolf All Mother: Queens of Fangs, the Howling Festival, Kid Blitzers Megaphonez, howl...
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Episode 33: Roseanne Will Not Divide Us from 2018-01-31T11:53:33
Julie, Shawn, and Danny are hoopin' it up in the Hive/Hacienda! Car troubles, room troubles, Dragon Ball Z, Kevin Smith, Penn Jillette sucks, Crashing, Pete Holms, atheism, Matt Pinfield, Shawn's M...
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Episode 32: Ant Husbandry from 2018-01-24T12:06:27
Jarrod Johnson is here! Family altercations, Aziz Ansari, “Tucker”, is Chicago the midwest?, Will Smith, Bright, orcs, unicorns, Andy Serkis, Trick-em-Ups, Facebook streaming clowns, Chat Roulette,...
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Episode 31: Critters Land from 2018-01-17T12:28:01
Shawn and Danny talk about the latest Hive/Hacienda updates, ringworm, birds in caramel, jail, doin' drugz, The Stuniverse, Shawn Problemz, Conclusion of the Screensaver Saga, Gorbitz.gub, Critters...
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Episode 30: Marvel VS Romney from 2018-01-10T13:58:27
Shawn and Danny welcome a new segment featuring actor Stu Charno, Project Runway All Stars, dumb football, zebras in Mexico, math, paranormal, Carnage, Venom, Spider-man, comics talk, William Taple...
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Episode 28: Michael Jackson Screensaver from 2017-12-27T12:11:45
Bubble Tubble and The Void are at it again bringing you Trick-em-Ups, New Year's Declarations of Intent, All That or I Don't Know 'Bout That live stream, Shawn talks about a dream he had even thoug...
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Episode 27: Merry Cursemas from 2017-12-20T12:15:38
Happy Holidays! The beautiful Julie Metz is here, trailer life, mistaken for famous, King Creeper Cursemas Quandary, wells, sweetmails, soccer sticks, Danny doesn't sound like Ben Folds, more singi...
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Episode 26: Angel McDracula from 2017-12-13T12:51:55
Reka's here cracklin' skulls! Is it possible to appropriate art from rapey Hollywood, Danny hates Wes Anderson, anemia, Danny's childhood punk songs, Shawn says “aww” much, Supernatural talk, sitco...
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Episode 25: LED Pod Boyz from 2017-12-06T12:04:11
Graphic designer Reka Juhasz is here! Hungarian traditions, more Shawntropolis talk, the Lockhorns, #MARMALGATE, Danny keeps interrupting, Black Friday, Salvation Army, Shawn has nothing to offer, ...
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Episode 24: Shawntropolis from 2017-11-29T10:25:21
We relive cringe audio of 2005 Shawn Green acting like a cool guy, old comic book movies, Tamagotchi, regional commercial jingles, sweetmails, Taylor Swift sing-a-longs
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Episode 23: Weird Energy from 2017-11-22T11:52:22
Happy Thanksgiving! Jokeman Jarrod Johnson is in the Hacienda, DIY window tint, First Baptist Church feud, annoying audio, McDonald's memories, MVCC Halloween Spooktacular, threats, Office Depot, D...
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Episode 22: America's Terriblest People from 2017-11-15T11:39:13
A nice, chill episode! Danny's new job prospects, lil pizza boy woes, FORGET MY SQUIRT?, blood, Byropod report, basement flood, Making Sunshine Out of Blood, Mario talk, nostalgia and its dangers, ...
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Episode 21: Mostly Miserable from 2017-11-08T11:53:45
Show gripes, numbers gripes, burger gripes, work gripes, costume gripes, USPS gripes, LOTTA GRIPES! Halloween recap, department store brands, mashups, Amiibo Watch, etc!
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Episode 20: Danny Fastpaws' God Damn Castle of Blood from 2017-10-31T10:42:33
Happy Halloween!! We've got Jarrod Johnson, Ouiji boards, Christmas, 3 Dead Trick or Treaters, Driving Budz, AdvuTec partnership, The Office, The Westfield Watcher, blood, MASKULL, and lost of scar...
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Episode 19: The Bidding of Cranes from 2017-10-25T11:11:32
Blown-out audio and Julie and Danny found the echo knob! “That was then this is WOW”, testing relationships, Shawn scolds a listener, Marmello, praise be to the Architects, spooky voicemail, bearde...
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Episode 18: Cool Daddy Wiccan from 2017-10-18T11:24:07
Shawn gets motivational/inspiring, Danny Fastpaws recaps all of the Friday the Thirteenth movies, spooky voicemail, Marmalade returns, and more!!
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Episode 17: Baked Apples and Marmalade from 2017-10-11T09:45:42
Julie Metz is here! Vincent Price impressions, House on Haunted Hill, creepin on neighbors, real celeb voicemails, sweetmails, ridiculing our listener base, All That/I Don't Know 'bout That, jokes,...
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Episode 16: Streaks on the China from 2017-10-04T10:48:07
Tracy Wells A.K.A. Heather Owens from Mr. Belvedere calls into the show! Standing VS Kneeling, Making a GOOD Impression, Family Matters house demolition, sing-a-longs, and weird zany fun!
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Episode 15: Weird Easter from 2017-09-27T09:26:41
Designer Tony Wartinger joins the show to celebrate Weird Easter, the most sacred of spooky holidays! More Bronson Beef talk, calendars, Skeleton Ghost, spaghetti, TLC, spooky story voicemail, Weep...
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Episode 14: Gettin' Dark from 2017-09-20T11:35:51
Shawn VS Casey of the BETTER Bronson Pinchot Fan Club, Tim Gunn: Drill Instructor, spaghetti, Daddy of Light, Final Fantasy 14, Australia, BYROPOD, power plays, voicemails, The Simpsons, Kirk Cameron
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Episode 13: Herman's Head: The Podcast from 2017-09-13T10:55:47
Julie Metz joins us as Shawn continues his crusade against the BETTER Bronson Pinchot Fan Group, show re-branding, All That or I Don't Know 'bout That, Lady Listeners, Kellerman's is REAL, Zorbs, F...
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Episode 12: 200lbs of Denim from 2017-09-06T10:58:16
VR, Lou Grant, new segment, Jill Taylor VS Debra Barone, Nazis, Ace of Base, All That or I Don't Know 'bout That, Friends, Sekhmet, Shawn declares war with a mock Bronson Pinchot fan group EXPLAIN ...
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Episode 11: Sorry Clarissa from 2017-08-30T11:00:23
Chaos ensues when Jeff Jordache joins the show, awkward tensions, forced looseness, drunken cross talk, slime, BUZZ, Cathy, Randy Orton, REAL soundboards, rapping, robe wrestling alliance, Shawn is...
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Episode 10: Jerry Dahmer, Angel of Heaven from 2017-08-23T09:55:01
Great Donald Trump jokes, Pogs, Star Wars fatigue, Mummy Mia, Buffy, voicemail joke, action figures as an investment, bourbon, Shawn's bloody foot, Dahmer talk, Heaven
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Episode 9: Fussy Little Sasso from 2017-08-16T10:29:10
The REAL Julie Metz joins the fun, Shawn and Danny make it really weird to know us IRL, Kat with the Glasses, James Brubaker, Beefs, Perfect Strangers, P.S. I Love You, Will Sasso, Reka, reincarnat...
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Episode 8: I Know What You Did Last Podcast from 2017-08-09T03:08:15
Mundane domestic struggles, basements, canoeing, voicemails, Coke Zero, Tupac, Shawn's shitty self-absorbed pettiness knows no bounds, MySpace
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Episode 7: Last Meals and Golf Carts from 2017-08-02T04:10:10
Josh Johnson, Salmon Delcar, Facebook = Barf, death row last meals, executions, Put-In-Bay report, Ms Pacman, Splatoon 2, no more Cthulhu, documentary talk, movie monster quiz
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Episode 6: Mooonbeamz from 2017-07-26T22:07:40
DON'T watch out for motorcycles, inconsiderate people, Living Single, Singles, 90s band names, Moonbeamz, Smurfs, Evan sends an email, SOMEBODY QUIZ ME, introducing the hwok friendship hotline
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Episode 5: Everybody Loves Danny from 2017-07-19T01:09:46
Shawn and Danny are doing more of the same stuff! This time THE REAL JULIE joins us for a nice hello! Shawn tries to be mellow, tires for the troops, spider-man, marvel, and shower habits
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Episode 4: Shawn's Web of Lies from 2017-07-12T01:56:15
Shawn and Danny, soundboard, real dolls (again), Baby Driver, Pokémon, ranting about a shitty barcade, self loathing! Enjoy!!
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Episode 3: Backyard Sounds from 2017-07-08T22:16:33
Shawn and Danny explore podcasting tips from the web, Shawn's very real girlfriend, movies, grandparents, feeling old, and more!
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Episode 2: Shawn Green and Danny Fastpaws from 2017-07-01T13:46:50
PERFECT AUDIO QUALITY, Taxi, self loathing, Tom Hanks, coyotes, monsters, not murdering Dane Cook, stop with the zombies, Facebook, improv is terrible, Myspace, killers
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Episode 1: I'm Shawn Green from 2017-06-24T22:58
The first episode of my internet radio show. It's rambley, and inarticulate. I'll get better.
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