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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) dir. David Yates - Part 1 from 2023-11-20T12:11
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5.38 The Second War Begins from 2023-11-06T12:45
I would’ve asked Nick ages ago how ghosts work, but I’m built different.
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5.37 The Lost Prophecy from 2023-10-30T14:13
Phineas Nigellas, can you shut the **** up, please.
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5.36 The Only One He Ever Feared from 2023-10-23T11:19
Honey, this Dumbledore/Voldemort duel is everything, mama.
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5.35 Beyond the Veil from 2023-10-16T11:03
The eternal question - what exactly is a dais?
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5.34 The Department of Mysteries from 2023-10-09T11:00
Okay, but we need to talk about these brains.
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5.33 Fight and Flight from 2023-10-02T05:00
…but what did they ACTUALLY do to Umbridge???
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5.32 Out of the Fire from 2023-09-25T17:38:15
Another chapter in which Harry completely forgets about his two-way mirror gift from Sirius.
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5.31 O.W.L.s from 2023-09-18T11:00
Re-experience your testing trauma through this chapter!
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5.29 Grawp from 2023-09-11T22:51:29
On this episode of All in the Family...
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5.29 Career Advice from 2023-08-29T12:56:37
In this corner - Dolores Umbridge! And in this corner - Minerva McGonagall!
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5.28 Snape’s Worst Memory from 2023-08-22T19:11:23
Maybe Harry really is just like James.
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5.27 The Centaur and the Sneak from 2023-08-14T11:00
You really can't trust anybody these days.
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5.26 Seen and Unforeseen from 2023-08-08T17:59:10
Extra, extra, read all about it.
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5.25 The Beetle at Bay from 2023-07-31T11:00
Adam grapples with “Harry’s” distaste for hyper-femininity.
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5.24 Occlumency from 2023-07-24T11:00
What’s worse - remedial potions with Snape or Occlumency lessons with Snape?
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5.23 Christmas on the Closed Ward from 2023-07-17T16:00
Harry continues his reign of terror upon his unsuspecting friends.
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5.22 St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries from 2023-07-10T12:49:41
So, Dumbledore can speak to Harry.
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5.21 The Eye of the Snake from 2023-07-03T11:00
Hermione explains to Harry and Ron how feelings work! Cool!
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5.20 Hagrid’s Tale from 2023-06-26T11:00:29
This is one giant of a tale. Ha.
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5.19 The Lion and the Serpent from 2023-06-19T11:00:32
Oh the lion and the serpent should be friends. Oh the lion and the serpent should be friends. One man likes to push a plow, the other likes to rope a cow, but that’s no reason why they can’t be ...
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5.18 Dumbledore’s Army from 2023-06-12T19:30:09
The army of Dumbledore, not to be confused with Dumbledore being ARMY. Which he is.
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5.17 Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four from 2023-06-05T11:00:36
I think we’re officially overwhelmed with decrees.
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5.16 In the Hog’s Head from 2023-05-23T15:00:43
Have you heard the one where 28 students walk into a bar?
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5.15 The Hogwarts High Inquisitor from 2023-05-15T11:00:01
Adam and Arri have created the greatest ship of all time. OTP.
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5.14 Percy and Padfoot from 2023-05-08T15:23:33
Ron receives potentially the worst letter ever written.
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5.13 Detention with Dolores from 2023-05-01T11:00:19
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5.12 Professor Umbridge from 2023-04-24T11:00:28
When Umbridge tells you who she is, believe her.
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5.11 The Sorting Hat’s New Song from 2023-04-17T11:00:48
The Sorting Hat is masquerading as Homer this week.
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5.10 Luna Lovegood from 2023-04-10T10:00:31
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5.9 The Woes of Mrs. Weasley from 2023-04-03T10:00
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5.7 The Ministry of Magic from 2023-03-20T11:00:37
Let’s learn about how airplanes fly.
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5.6 The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black from 2023-03-13T11:00:02
Hello, Kreacher.
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5.5 The Order of the Phoenix from 2023-03-06T12:00:03
The girls are fighting.
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5.4 Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place from 2023-02-27T12:00:26
Harry in his villain era.
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5.3 The Advance Guard from 2023-02-20T09:00:55
His last name is Shacklebolt?!?!
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5.2 A Peck of Owls from 2023-02-13T09:00:11
Mafalda Hopkirk, as played by Claire Foy.
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5.1 Dudley Demented from 2023-02-06T18:00:58
Harry is back, and this time, he’s angsty.
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Season 5 - Coming Soon! from 2023-01-24T00:48:05
Hey besties, we're coming back soon...
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) dir. Mike Newell - Part 2 from 2022-10-10T17:00:27
And with this, we bring this discussion on The Goblet of Fire to a close, at long last.
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) dir. Mike Newell - Part 1 from 2022-10-03T17:00:43
Join us as a 2.5 hour movie becomes a 3 hour discussion about just 1/2 of it.
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4.37 The Beginning from 2022-09-19T05:00
Hogwarts remembers Cedric Diggory.
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4.36 The Parting of the Ways from 2022-09-12T17:00:42
Corny Collins is NOT having a good time.
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4.34 Priori Incantatem from 2022-08-29T17:00:08
Harry and Voldemort are both gooped.
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4.32 Flesh, Blood and Bone from 2022-08-15T17:00:28
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 32 - Flesh, Blood and Bone. Inside this episode you’ll find: birth, life, and death.
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4.31 The Third Task from 2022-08-09T04:41:14
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 31 - The Third Task. Inside this episode you’ll find: sphinxes and mists and skrewts - oh my!
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4.30 The Pensieve from 2022-08-02T04:22:32
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 30 - The Pensieve. Inside this episode you’ll find: memories, memories, memories!
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4.29 The Dream from 2022-07-25T17:00:41
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 29 - The Dream. Inside this episode you’ll find: Harry dozing off in class, Ron really taking one for the team, and the worst password in the history of ...
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4.28 The Madness of Mr. Crouch from 2022-07-18T17:00:13
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 28 - The Madness of Mr. Crouch. Inside this episode you’ll find: the first character suffering from alcoholism, the arrival of nifflers, and the first pe...
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4.27 Padfoot Returns from 2022-07-11T17:00:54
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 27 - Padfoot Returns. Inside this episode you’ll find: a new rat-based diet, the backstory of Mr. Crouch, and a foreshadowing of how a character could tu...
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4.26 The Second Task from 2022-07-04T17:00:39
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 26 - The Second Task. Inside this episode you’ll find: two gold foals and honestly that’s all that should be discussed in this chapter. #justiceforfleur<...
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4.25 The Egg and the Eye from 2022-06-27T17:00:23
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 25 - The Egg and the Eye. Inside this episode you’ll find: a peeping Myrtle, ONE HUNDRED TAPS, and mischief that’s un-managed.
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4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop from 2022-06-20T17:00:20
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 24 - Rita Skeeter’s Scoop. Inside this episode you’ll find: more stuff to ignore about Bagman and his Z plot, Dumbledore spouting some RuPaul advice (he ...
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4.23 The Yule Ball from 2022-06-13T19:02:40
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 23 - The Yule Ball. Inside this episode you’ll find: an eye-rolling story of an ugly duckling becoming a swan, more of Ronald acting like a you-know-what...
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4.22 The Unexpected Task from 2022-06-06T17:00:16
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 22 - The Unexpected Task. Inside this episode you’ll find: magical solutions for Karkaroff’s dental hygiene, questions about radios in the wizarding worl...
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4.21 The House-Elf Liberation Front from 2022-05-30T17:00:36
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 21 - The House-Elf Liberation Front. Inside this episode you’ll find: Dobby joining Fagin’s gang from Oliver Twist, MORE F*****G SKREWTS, and anthropomor...
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4.20 The First Task from 2022-05-24T05:20:44
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 20 - The First Task. Inside this episode you’ll find: the beginning of the Fleur for Champion campaign, praise for Madam Pomfrey, and a shocking discover...
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4.19 The Hungarian Horntail from 2022-05-16T17:00:11
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 19 - The Hungarian Horntail. Inside this episode you’ll find: questions on how long the walk to Hagrid’s Hut is, confusion on how Moody can see through t...
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4.18 The Weighing of the Wands from 2022-05-09T17:00:16
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 18 - The Weighing of the Wands. Inside this episode you’ll find: the lore of Veela, large mannish hands, and the Bloody Baron gets a new position in addi...
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4.17 The Four Champions from 2022-05-02T17:00:37
This week, Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 17 - The Four Champions. Inside this episode you’ll find: part two of a two part series about binding magical contracts and how nonsensical they are.
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4.16 The Goblet of Fire from 2022-04-25T17:00:01
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 16, The Goblet of Fire. Inside this episode you’ll find: part one of a two part series about binding magical contracts and how nonsensical they are.
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4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang from 2022-04-18T17:00
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 15, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. Inside this episode you’ll find: drunk palominos, snow sled sized feet, and Adam’s favorite line in the book so far.
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4.14 The Unforgivable Curses from 2022-04-11T17:00
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 14, The Unforgivable Curses. Inside this episode you’ll find: imperio, crucio, and abracadabra.
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4.13 Mad-Eye Moody from 2022-04-05T04:49:56
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 13, Mad-Eye Moody. Inside this episode you’ll find: skrewts, owls, ferrets, and BUBOTUBER PUS.
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4.12 The Triwizard Tournament from 2022-03-29T01:59:17
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 12, The Triwizard Tournament. Inside this episode you’ll find: some beautiful couplets attributed to the Sorting Hat, Hagrid and Dumbledore clapping for M...
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4.11 Aboard the Hogwarts Express from 2022-03-21T17:00
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 11, Aboard the Hogwarts Express. Inside this episode you’ll find: a campaign slogan for 2024, why Hogwarts concealment might not be the best possible opti...
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4.10 Mayhem at the Ministry from 2022-03-14T17:24:30
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 10, Mayhem at the Ministry. Inside this episode you’ll find: the life and times of Hedwig and her wig shop, confusion as to why Arthur Weasley is so neede...
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4.9 The Dark Mark from 2022-03-07T18:00
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 9, The Dark Mark. Inside this episode you’ll find: worries about how Muggles are being treated, a return of our favorite Knight Bus conductor, and a Frenc...
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4.8 The Quidditch World Cup from 2022-02-28T18:00
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 8, The Quidditch World Cup. Inside this episode you’ll find: a brand new juicy affair we’ve made up, the LGBTQ community’s reaction to Veela, and a discus...
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4.7 Bagman and Crouch from 2022-02-22T05:07:05
This week Adam and Arri discuss Chapter 7, Bagman and Crouch. Inside this episode you’ll find: Kevin the soon-to-be criminal, a return of Oliver Wood, and the best TARDIS reference this podcast ...
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4.6 The Portkey from 2022-02-14T18:00
This week we're back with chapter 6, The Portkey! Adam and Arri discuss all things accio, apparition, and portkeys as we get paragraphs worth of information about them. Plus Hermione gets winded...
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4.5 Weasley's Wizard Wheezes from 2022-02-07T18:00
This week, Arri and Adam discuss Chapter 5, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes! Hear all about the sexiest Weasley brother, the character Adam most identifies with, and how awesome it would be to be a wiz...
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4.4 Back to the Burrow from 2022-01-31T18:00
Join Adam and Arri as they floo network their way into Chapter 4, Back to the Burrow! Adam is truly unhinged this episode as they discuss muscle-boy Charlie Weasley, Percy's journey into bureauc...
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4.3 The Invitation from 2022-01-24T18:00
We're back again learning about the Durselys and this time they're on a diet! Feast (but not too much) on some grapefruit as we discuss diet culture, fatphobia, and scenes that we wish hadn't be...
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4.2 The Scar from 2022-01-17T18:00
For the fourth book in a row, we are given explanation as to who Harry is, what his closest relationships are, and just how shrill Hermione's voice truly is. And we hope that Dumbledore had a lo...
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4.1 The Riddle House from 2022-01-10T18:00
Let's take a dive into the fourth book in the series, shall we? This week, we talk about Chapter 1, The Riddle House. We discuss its uniqueness among all the chapters in the series, finally get ...
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BONUS #4 - Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Howgwarts from 2022-01-03T18:00
Welcome back witches and wizards and everyone else in between! Listen along as Adam and Arri discuss the newest HBO Max special and all the talking heads that were (or weren't) present! We dish ...
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3.24 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón - Part 2 from 2021-09-27T17:00
This week we finally close season three of this podcast with our finale of the film adaptation! Arri and Adam discuss many topics, including more hats off to Steve (the screenwriter), the Looney...
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3.23 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Afonso Cuarón - Part 1 from 2021-09-20T17:00
Wow, we've finally made it to the third movie! This week it's just Adam and Arri, but the debate will be heavy as to whether or not this movie is the best in the franchise or the worst. We talk ...
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3.22 Owl Post Again from 2021-09-06T17:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 22, Owl Post Again. Inside this episode you’ll find: more discussion on Jo’s writing style, a list of who the unforgivable tw*ts are, and ...
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3.21 Hermione's Secret from 2021-08-30T17:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 21, Hermione’s Secret. Inside this episode you’ll find: confusion around the topic of time travel, a plausible deniability from Dumbledore...
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BONUS #3 - She Went to D*B from 2021-08-23T17:00
Listen, our schedules were crazy this past week, so you're getting a bonus episode. And to the listener who isn't convinced that Allie and Adam are friends... the story revealed in this will onl...
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3.20 The Dementor's Kiss from 2021-08-16T17:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 20, The Dementor’s Kiss. Inside this episode you’ll find: Crookshanks leading the way, a dementor filing a report after his shift at Hogwa...
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3.19 The Servant of Lord Voldemort from 2021-08-09T17:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 19, The Servant of Lord Voldemort. Inside this episode you’ll find: a discussion of the scent of Peter Pettigrew, who else in the Potter-v...
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3.18 Moony, Womtail, Padfoot, and Prongs from 2021-08-04T15:01:31
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 18, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Inside this episode you’ll find: questions on the legitimacy of Animagi and how many there are, ...
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3.18 Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs from 2021-08-04T15:01:31
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 18, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Inside this episode you’ll find: questions on the legitimacy of Animagi and how many there are, ...
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3.17 Cat, Rat, and Dog from 2021-07-26T17:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 17, Cat, Rat, and Dog. Inside this episode you’ll find: bemoaning miscommunication as a plot trope, Ron is on his last strike, and Sirius ...
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3.16 Professor Trelawney's Prediction from 2021-07-19T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 16, Professor Trelawney’s Prediction. Inside this episode you’ll find: a realization on the meaning behind the NEWTS, whether or not we’d ...
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3.15 The Quidditch Final from 2021-07-12T05:44:48
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 15, The Quidditch Final. Inside this episode you’ll find: the last chapter in regards to Quidditch for this book (thank God), Hermione los...
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3.14 Snape's Grudge from 2021-07-05T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 14, Snape’s Grudge. Inside this episode you’ll find: Hagrid trying to shame Harry into doing the right thing, Snape trying to shame Harry ...
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3.13 Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw from 2021-06-28T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 13, Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw. Inside this episode you’ll find: more g*d*mn Quidditch, Minerva using her new Ring camera, and our first ...
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3.12 The Patronus from 2021-06-21T16:14:15
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 12, The Patronus. Inside this episode you’ll find: Lupin stiffening, Harry being more enamored with his father than his mother, and book r...
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3.11 The Firebolt from 2021-06-14T19:37:49
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 11, The Firebolt. Inside this episode you’ll find: a debate about whether the adults did the right thing by withholding this information f...
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3.10 The Marauder's Map from 2021-06-07T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 10, The Marauder’s Map. Inside this episode you’ll find: a bunch of questions on the backstory of the Marauder’s Map, why Hagrid should NO...
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3.9 Grim Defeat from 2021-06-01T07:13:50
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 9, Grim Defeat. Inside this episode you’ll find: more questions about Quidditch (unfortunately), whether or not Dementors can fly, and the...
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3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady from 2021-05-25T16:47
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 8, Flight of the Fat Lady. Inside this episode you’ll find: the longest conversation about Quidditch we will ever have (we promise), an ad...
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3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe from 2021-05-17T10:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 7, The Boggart in the Wardrobe. Inside this episode you’ll find: further discussion on why Snape sucks (a running theme in this show), why...
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3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves from 2021-05-10T10:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 6, Talons and Tea Leaves. Inside this episode you’ll find: an absolute STANNING of Sybill Trelawney, just how many hippogriffs are too man...
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3.5 The Dementor from 2021-05-03T10:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 5, The Dementor. Inside this episode you’ll find: Jo’s famous red herring trope coming into play yet again in this series, a discussion on...
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3.4 The Leaky Cauldron from 2021-04-26T10:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 4, The Leaky Cauldron. Inside this episode you’ll find: the real-time discovery that rivals the Book 1 realization about Marcus Flint, a r...
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3.3 The Knight Bus from 2021-04-19T10:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 3, The Knight Bus. Inside this episode you’ll find: a conversation on wizarding transportation with Pete Buttigieg, Adam’s rediscovery on ...
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3.2 Aunt Marge's Big Mistake from 2021-04-12T10:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 2, Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake. Inside this episode you’ll find: a foray into Jo’s weird fatphobia that really comes out during this chapter,...
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3.1 Owl Post from 2021-04-05T10:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri talk about Chapter 1, Owl Post. Inside this episode you’ll find: a discussion on the volume at which Harry writes using his quill on parchment, an introduction t...
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Listener's Digest Presents: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets from 2021-03-29T10:00
We're about to catch the Knight Bus into the Prisoner of Azkaban, so what better way to get ready than with an abridged reminder of all we went through in Book 2? This week, reminisce on good ti...
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2.20 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) dir. Chris Columbus - Part 2 from 2021-03-15T10:00
Finally, it's all come to this. In this final episode, we finish what we started last week - our takes on every moment of the second film in the series. We discuss Allie's fear of spiders she sh...
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2.19 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) dir. Chris Columbus - Part 1 from 2021-03-08T11:00
Well, we've made it. We're here, and just when you thought we had said everything there could be said about this book, we've got two entire episodes coming to you on the film adaptation. This ep...
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BONUS #2 - Allie's Apology & More! from 2021-03-01T11:00
Have you ever wanted to sit in and hear the hours of nonsense that's cut from each episode we do? Have we got a bonus for you, then! This week, we start off with an apology from Allie on her poi...
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2.18 Dobby's Reward from 2021-02-22T04:12:04
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 18, Dobby's Reward. Inside this episode you'll find a discussion on whether Justin Finch Fletchley needed to apologize to Harry, the real ...
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2.17 The Heir of Slytherin from 2021-02-15T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 17, The Heir of Slytherin. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the rules of anagrams (does "I AM" really count?), why Harry d...
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2.16 The Chamber of Secrets from 2021-02-08T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 16, The Chamber of Secrets. Inside this episode, you'll find a discussion on how to breed basilisks, the musicality of Myrtle's sobs, and ...
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Trailer: Harry Potter and the Anxious Millennials from 2021-02-03T01:27:21
Take a Nimbus 2001 ride with us as we fly through each chapter of the Harry Potter series, week by week.
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2.15 Aragog from 2021-02-01T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 15, Aragog. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the wife of Aragog, Mosag, Allie's fear of arachnids of all types, and what t...
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2.14 Cornelius Fudge from 2021-01-25T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 14, Cornelius Fudge. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on whether the Hogwarts board of governors was justified in their decis...
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2.13 The Very Secret Diary from 2021-01-18T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 13, The Very Secret Diary. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the difference between the diary’s memory and a pensieve memor...
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2.12 The Polyjuice Potion from 2021-01-11T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 12, The Polyjuice Potion. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the limits of magic being pushed to their breaking point, if Dr...
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2.11 The Duelling Club from 2021-01-04T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 11, The Duelling Club. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the most plot heavy chapter in the book, a tour through Harry’s ba...
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2.10 The Rogue Bludger from 2020-12-28T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 10, The Rogue Bludger. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on Dumbledore’s ability to choose new faculty members, why Dobby is stil...
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2.9 The Writing on the Wall from 2020-12-21T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 9, The Writing on the Wall. Inside this episode, you’ll find a discussion on the worst position to be in when being petrified, the frequen...
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2.8 The Deathday Party from 2020-12-14T11:00
This week Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 8, The Deathday Party. Inside this episode, you'll find every single question you've ever considered about ghosts in the wizarding world. That...
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2.7 Mudbloods and Murmurs from 2020-12-07T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 7, Mudbloods and Murmurs. In it, you'll find a discussion of racial (?) slurs in the wizarding world, where exactly all the slugs go that ...
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2.6 Gilderoy Lockhart from 2020-11-30T11:00
This week, Allie, Adam, and Arri all talk about Chapter 6, Gilderoy Lockhart. In it you’ll find a discussion of the man, the myth, and the legend, Gilderoy himself. Plus a discussion of ‘genus’ ...
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2.5 The Whomping Willow from 2020-11-23T11:00
Hosts Allie, Adam, and Arri fly into this chapter and discuss why Harry and Ron never stop to think, their worst travel memories, and whether or not you’d live if you crashed a car into a tree (...
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2.4 At Flourish and Blotts from 2020-11-16T11:00
This week Allie, Adam, and Arri discuss the societal implications of Floo Powder, the insanity of fist-fighting when you have magic at your disposal, and, sorry, again Floo Powder makes no disce...
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2.3 The Burrow from 2020-11-09T11:00
Welcome back! This week, we're flying straight to The Burrow, the home of the Weasley family. The trio discusses such topics as why the Weasley's are truly so poor, a primer conversation on gend...
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2.2 Dobby's Warning from 2020-11-02T11:00
This week, we find out just WHO is on Harry's bed while the dinner party goes on downstairs! It's Dobby, the house elf! That's right, we crash straight into the topic of Jo working slavery into ...
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2.1 The Worst Birthday from 2020-10-26T10:00
Welcome to Season 2, chappies! It’s the first chapter of Chamber of Secrets, but it’s no secret that this chapter is… not good. We give you a quick episode about how annoying it is when we have ...
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Listener's Digest Presents: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone from 2020-10-19T17:53:11
We're about to dive deep into the underground Chamber of Secrets, so what better way to get ready than an abridged reminder of all we went through in Book 1?! This week, reminisce on good times ...
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1.18 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus from 2020-10-12T10:00
After a brief hiatus, we're back this week to fly (like Quirrell) deep into a discussion of the seminal 2001 classic, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, directed by Chris Columbus. Arri take...
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BONUS #1 - A Picture of Champions from 2020-09-14T10:00
This week we're bringing your a stupid conversation that we cut out of an earlier episode but felt it was good enough to be a little bonus content of its own. To see the photo we're discussing, ...
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1.17 The Man with Two Faces from 2020-09-07T10:00
This week we finish the last chapter of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone! We gab about how much Dumbledore really knew, great villain monologues, and the idea of a narcoleptic...
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1.16 Through the Trapdoor from 2020-08-31T10:00
We're in the penultimate chapter! This week, we dive MILES BELOW THE SCHOOL, land on some devil's snare (justice for Ron), and argue about whether this is really the most important week of Harry...
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1.15 The Forbidden Forest from 2020-08-24T10:00
This week, we're going to detention (which won't be the last in this series). We're headed straight into the place Dumbledore reminded us at the beginning was out of bounds - the Forbidden Fores...
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1.14 Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback from 2020-08-17T10:00
This week, Hagrid's got some news to share about a new baby in his household - a whole dragon. We discuss the life choices of this 63 year old man, discuss Charlie and his (likely) recent exploi...
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1.13 Nicolas Flamel from 2020-08-10T10:00
Welcome back from Christmas holiday, listeners! This week, Harry plays another game of Quidditch and spies on Professors Snape and Quirrell. We get into the weeds about the intricacies of how th...
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1.12 The Mirror of Erised from 2020-08-03T10:00:46
Happy Christmas, listener! This week, Harry gets an invisibility cloak and without asking any questions, decides to go on an adventure! We gab about Hogwarts' Library Restricted Section security sy...
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1.11 Quidditch from 2020-07-27T10:00:29
This week, we're back again to discuss the most boring chapter of the book so far! We also talk about differences in third person narration, JK Rowling's Twitter account (recorded two days before s...
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1.10 Halloween from 2020-07-20T10:00:30
This week, the Golden Trio discuss the TROOLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON! (Thought you ought to know.) We also have a conversation about fan fiction, how many bats is too many bats (hint: 2,000), and Arri g...
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1.9 The Midnight Duel from 2020-07-13T10:00:14
We're headed to the trophy room this week! Draco challenges Harry to a duel, the kids come face to face with a three headed doggo, and the hottest Scottish kid in school, Zaddy (Oliver) Wood. This...
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1.8 The Potions Master from 2020-07-06T10:00:11
This week our daring trio discusses Harry and his first time learning wizardy stuff! Topics include more trauma, more Snape, and not much else because honestly it's a pretty short chapter. STOP BUL...
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1.7 The Sorting Hat from 2020-06-29T10:00:02
This week our Golden Trio discusses the Hogwarts Sorting Ceremony! Topics include McGonagall's hair color, Peeves being the funniest character in the series, and we finally all reveal what houses w...
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1.6 The Journey From Platform Nine And Three-Quarters from 2020-06-22T10:00:02
This week, this silver duo becomes a Golden Trio! We welcome Arri into the fold, and dish all about the goings on in King's Cross station including irresponsible employees, the greatness of Ronald ...
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1.5 Diagon Alley from 2020-06-15T10:00:04
Our longest episode yet! Take a listen as Allie and Adam discuss the security protocols of both Hogwarts and Gringotts, one young pale faced boy at Madam Malkins, and if Harry displays fiscal respo...
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1.4 The Keeper Of The Keys from 2020-06-08T10:00:08
Join us this week for another discussing as we delve into the fourth chapter, The Keeper of the Keys. Allie and Adam chat about UK's firearm laws, fight for Petunia's right to her feelings, and who...
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1.3 The Letters from No One from 2020-06-01T10:00:07
This week, Allie and Adam are here to tell you all about The Letters from No One, a chapter with a great cliffhanging ending. In it, you'll find a chat about Vernon's half moustache, the amalgamati...
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1.2 The Vanishing Glass from 2020-05-25T10:00:03
This week we go on a trip to the zoo! Join Allie and Adam as they discuss Piers Polkiss, whether Vernon Dursley is a victim, and the true history of Nagini (hint: she's not in this chapter, hunny)....
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1.1 The Boy Who Lived from 2020-05-18T10:00:13
It's our very first chapter of a 199 chapter series, so let's hunker down and get to work! This episode, Allie and Adam discuss the iconic first moments of the series, how dumb we all were as kids,...
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0.0 Prologue (Intro to the Hosts!) from 2020-05-12T00:25:37
We solemnly swear that we are up to no good...
Take a ride on this Nimbus 2000 of a podcast as each week Allie and Adam delve chapter by chapter through the fantasy world of the Harry Pott...