Podcasts by Hear Me Out: A Hypothetical Podcast

Ep.108 – Papa ShaqTweet O'Neal from 2022-05-18T14:30

Did you catch Elon slam dunking his thoughts on the newest pizza crypto to his followers? No? Then listen in to get caught up!

Ep.108 – In the Arms of Moonminers from 2022-05-11T14:30

The next throwback, from 2018: Tragedy strikes the Hear Me Out crew this week. Listen to hear the rise and fall of friendships, Kevin Bacon, Play-Do, and much more.

Ep.107 – Pope-Approved, Bulge-Enhancing Technology from 2022-05-04T14:30

What a night to remember, a night filled with awards, resurrections, underwear, and more! Listen in!

Ep.107 – Sonic and the Straw Hat from 2022-04-27T14:30

This week's throwback, from August of 2018: the Hear Me Out crew discusses hot dogs, hot hedgehogs, hot dogs, and much more.

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Ep.106 – Takis Hot Nuts Fuego from 2022-04-20T14:30

As you can see to where I'm pointing on this graph, the goofs are back this week with another episode! Listen to the crew discuss pointy sticks, trademarks, and as they talk about wheels and doo...

Ep.106 – Fortnite Rhapsody from 2022-04-13T14:30

An off-week throwback treat: episode 20, from our unreleased backlog!

The boys are back in town, and they're here to definitely stay on track and not veer off from their topics of Expo Ma...

Ep.105 – Banana Chip Apocalypse from 2022-04-06T14:30

Do you hear that outside? Is that a zombie, a stomach growling for more banana chips, or... both? Listen in to find out how to survive this new world.

Ep.21 – Teen Me Out from 2022-03-23T14:30

Another throwback this week, from 2019: It's day 730 in the bunker, and the teens still haven't found the cast of Hear Me Out. Tune in to hear the crew's Teen Special as they broadcast from deep...

Ep.22 – Third Sleeve - The Beginning from 2022-02-25T06:21

Hop in a time machine, we're headed back to 2019! This week's episode is episode 22, the first of our never-before-heard backlog of remastered episodes. This week, you'll hear about flip flops, ...

Ep.104 – The Moon Cube from 2022-02-09T15:30

Breaking news! We've intercepted this never-before-heard transmission, straight from the moon! Are those... jokes?

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Ep.103 – Zuck-Bucks and Bezos-Bills from 2022-01-26T15:30

Woah, look at my digital footprint, and fingerprint, and all of Arnold's arms! Hear the crew discover the many different facets of the metaverse!

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Ep.102 – The Toilet-Nog Trap from 2021-12-22T15:30

He's making a list, and checking for traps, better listen in to defuse the device. The crew discuss all things holiday to prepare you for the fight ahead! Listen in!

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Ep.101 – George LuCoin from 2021-12-08T15:30

Wow, what a party! There's that one science guy, NFTs, and totally normal pizza! Listen in as the crew discuss it all!

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Ep.100 – Episode 100 from 2021-11-17T15:30

We made it. The big 100. For this episode the crew take a well deserved break, and pass the microphone on to a group much less deserving of an audience: their ancestors!

Ep.99 – The Hot Dog No One Talks About from 2021-10-27T14:30

flash flash All the stars are here tonight at the Hear Me Out Red Carpet event! What conversation will follow? Listen to find out!

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Ep.98 – Tom Holland's Spiderman The Movie The Comic The Novel The Horse The Podcast from 2021-09-29T14:30

And they're off! Rounding the first corner, it's the crew of Hear Me Out in the lead! Listen in as they discuss the spooks, the hooves, and the goofs!

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Ep.97 – Pretty Drippy from 2021-09-22T14:30

Can you hear that? The sound of the fiddle, the stomp of dancers, and the crew discussing all the sea-related questions! Listen in!

Ep.96 – Quirbgup from 2021-09-01T14:30

You're on the moon, knock knock. Who could it be? Jeff Bezos delivering your shake weight? Space Mormons? Hear the crew discuss this and many more topics on this weeks show!

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Ep.95 – G.O.A.T.Meal from 2021-08-18T14:30

The boys are back in town, and on a moment-oats holiday! We hope you marked your calendars for the most wonderful time of the year: Starch Week! Listen in as the crew discusses oats, Toyoata, oatme...

Ep.94 – Norman Reedus Piss Grenade from 2021-06-16T14:30

Garfield, rainbows, upside-down trees, and... space tardigrades? Oddly enough, that isn't even the weirdest thing we talk about in this episode. Listen in to find out what it is!

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Ep.93 – The Crustacean Hot House from 2021-06-09T14:30

Join us as we flip through the pages of our youth, and look at many of the hot topics that are still affecting us today, like... cheesecake lava?

Ep.92 – Upside-Down Inside-Out Reverse Hamburger from 2021-06-02T14:30

Right this way, make sure you've got your hard hat and safety vest on! Heads up, the excavator is coming! Watch for overhead goofs, and don't trip into some jokes about candles and Mars's supple...

Ep.91 – Honky Tonk Presents: Thick Ocean from 2021-05-26T14:30

Ring ring, it's time for some laughs! Put on your headphones, throw out your favorite deodorant, and listen in as the crew answer the week's most pressing questions!

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Ep.90 – Speedy Turnovers from 2021-05-19T14:30

Are you looking for laughs? Marriage advice? How about an investment opportunity? Well, the crew has got it all for you this week! Listen in!

Ep.89 – Terry Crews vs. The World (of Cereal) from 2021-05-05T14:30

All the Joshes beware, there's a new sheriff in town. What's their name? Listen in to find out what all the buzz is about!

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Ep.88 – The Breath of the Mild from 2021-04-28T14:30

This podcast is in desperate need of a makeover. Listen in as we go back to our roots and discuss the complex issues, like: Catgirls from space! Political Zelda! And... toe missiles?

Ep.87 – God Bless McMerica from 2021-04-14T14:30

Want to get rich quick? Well, listen in and we'll give you the lowdown on how to score a few quick Big Macs. Oh yeah!

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Ep.86 – I Wanna Sleet from 2021-04-07T14:30

That's it. The podcast... is over. We're definitely not going to talk about snow plows, pranks, and much more, and you definitely should not listen in. THIS IS NOT A PRANK.

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Ep.85 – Basketball: It's Complicated from 2021-03-31T14:30

We've got the madness. For what, you ask? No, seriously... for what? Listen in to find out!

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Ep.84 – Godzilla: Nuclear Reactor or Passionate Lover? from 2021-03-24T14:30

We're here bringing the heat Hollywood needs. Hear about our first string players, Scooby vs Shaggy (but not the one you expect), and obviously Bill Gates.

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Ep.83 – The Advil Injection Anti-Diet from 2021-03-17T14:30

Listen in so you can stay up to date on all the newest health and fitness tips and tricks. Plus, learn how to deal with the workout aftermath! Also, planets!

Ep.82 – Bullet Straw from 2021-03-10T15:30

Who let the dogs out? Quick, get Tom Cruise on the line and send out the rollerblading cops! Not a precog and can't figure out what any of this means? Listen in and find out!

Ep.81 – Meet My Son, AR-15 from 2021-03-03T15:30

All good things must come to an end. Join us as we mourn the split of everyone's favorite couples.

Ep.80 – There's Pickles in my Edible Arrangement from 2021-02-24T15:30

Love is in the air with this timely episode! Listen in for all you need to know to plan your perfect Valentine's day surprise!

Ep.79 – The Call of the Sasquatch and the Email of Spinach from 2021-02-17T15:30

You're rustling through the bushes, looking for the creature that will get you a smooth $25k, when suddenly... ding. An email from your spinach telling you there's a new episode up! Lis...

Ep.78 – Mr. Gamestock and the Funko Taco from 2021-02-03T15:30

Looking for your next market moves? Need advice on the next "big one"? Don't worry, we've got you covered. Listen in!

Ep.77 – The Forgotten Book of Jorb from 2021-01-27T15:30

Chicken nuggets have 5G? Come find out on this week's secret filled episode!

Ep.76 – Where Does Ratatouille Poop? from 2021-01-20T15:30

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday! Get ready for a laugh filled SUPER slam between the crew, and all the truck topics you can think of! Listen in!

Ep.75 – Assh Ketchup from 2021-01-13T15:30

Funny episode, I choose you! Use Joke! It's... super effective? Better listen in and find out!

Ep.74 – Wide Putin and His Adopted Son Frysaac from 2021-01-06T15:30

We made it. We have ascended. We are made new. Listen in to get the scoop on 2021!

Ep.73 – Ryan Treecrest from 2020-12-30T15:30

Take down the lights, throw away the wrapping paper, and turn on this episode. This week, the crew discuss the best method to dispose of your Christmas tree, as well as gives you the info you need ...

Ep.72 – A Very Ruff Christmas from 2020-12-23T15:30

Roll out the red carpet and watch out for mistletoe! The crew is here to make sure you're ready to face this holiday season head on, recharged and ready for anything. Listen in!

Ep.69 – Fantasy Sweat-Men from 2020-12-16T15:30

The word is out, the rosters have been revealed, and the names might surprise you. Join the crew this week as they don't talk about Honda Days, and discuss how to stay warm this chilly season, and ...

Ep.71 – The Ford F-Tree-50 from 2020-12-02T15:30

Rev up your Christmas trees and call your lawyers, because the crew is coming to town! Join them as they pick the perfect tree, make fun of celebrities, and crack open the true meaning of the silve...

Ep.70 – Isaac's Big Hair from 2020-11-25T15:30

Boo! Just kidding, it's November, almost Thanksgiving! The spooks are over! Or... Are they?

Ep.68 – Shweddy Buscemi: A Hubie Halloween Special from 2020-11-04T15:30

You didn't ask for it, and we are delivering in a big way! We know you've been dying for us to drop our thoughts on this cinematic masterpiece, so be sure to listen in to this special episode!

Ep.67 – GhostNutters from 2020-10-28T14:30

Safety is on everyone's mind this Halloween. That's why this week, the crew discuss safe candies, costumes, and candy dispensing mechanisms for a fun, SAFE Halloween! Listen in!

Ep.66 – The Pumpkin Spice 5 from 2020-10-14T14:30

The craze. The fever. The lifestyle. It's upon us, and you know what that means. Put in your earbuds and bust out your mugs, it's pumpkin spice season!

Ep.65 – ThaSaac and the Stenchmen from 2020-10-07T14:30

Can you... smell that? It's CRIME. This week, the crew discuss the latest in forensic technology, and give you pointers for the raddest will of all time. Listen in!

Ep.64 – beans. from 2020-09-30T14:30

BEAN

Ep.63 – Horny Sun Energy from 2020-09-23T14:30

Picture this: you, sitting in a barber's chair. Your hair getting cut into the shape of a hat. A can in your hand with a picture of a screaming sun on it. Like what you see? Listen in this week as ...

Ep.62 – Blaine Balloon Battalion from 2020-09-16T14:30

Are you ready to win big? Well tune in and see how you stack up against the crew in their newest game show, which has absolutely nothing to do with this week's topics! Listen in!

Ep.61 – Fannylink from 2020-09-02T14:30

Put in your earbuds! Connect your AirPods! Boot up the stereo! Turn on your... brain? Join the crew this week as they discuss the latest in podcast listening technology, all in a clean, succinct, c...

Ep.60 – Mr. Gecko's School Survival Guide from 2020-08-26T14:30

Pack up your pencils and open up your lockers, it's back to school time! Listen in as we give you the inside scoop on prom ideas, how to be cool, and more!

Ep.59 – Cereal - The Rematch from 2020-08-12T14:30

Gooood morning listeners! Grab a cup of OJ, pour yourself some cereal, and buckle up for the fight of your life! This week, the crew review their cereal power ratings, discuss egg cooking styles, a...

Ep.58 – Spud's Buds from 2020-07-29T14:30

There aren't enough holidays in July, wouldn't you agree? That's why, this week, the boys are bringing you what you really need: Starch Week.

Ep.57 – Battle Bods from 2020-07-22T14:30

Beep boop. The crew is here to dive into the latest and greatest in battle robot technology. Listen in!

Ep.56 – Fifty Shades of Franklin from 2020-07-08T14:30

Their most exciting, riveting, edge-of-your-seat episode yet: the crew discuss the Fourth, and many other exciting topics. Listen in!

Ep.55 – Hiding in Plant Sight from 2020-07-01T14:30

Watch your feet, it's going to get hot! This week, the boys go back to discuss their favorite childhood games, plants, and the next big hit TV show. Listen in!

Ep.54 – Sweat 'n Slide from 2020-06-17T14:30

The sun is out, the boys are sweaty, and we're all ready for some summer fun! Join the crew this week as they discuss sunscreen application, slip 'n slide optimization, and more!

Ep.53 – CocoNUTS for Coconuts from 2020-06-10T14:30

It's 5 o'clock somewhere, and the boys are out enjoying that sun on their private island. Join them as they discuss their itinerary and planned meals for the trip!

Ep.52 – Silly Wonka and Snippin Dots from 2020-06-03T14:30

We hope your ready for the time of your life. Join the crew this week as they discuss amusement parks, park delicacies, and workshop a park of their own!

Ep.51 – It's Good the Mush Way from 2020-05-27T14:30

Body doubles, allergies, spaghetti monsters, milk capacity... No topic is safe from the crew this week. Join us this week!

Ep.50 – We Need Nic from 2020-05-20T14:30

We made it! The big 5-0. Fifty hours you've put up with us, and there's no where else we'd rather have spent it... except maybe in space. Listen in while we discuss it!

Ep.49 – Bee-Day from 2020-05-13T14:30:24

Bees. Mothers. The buzzing. Jump into the fray as the crew gets down to bees-ness.

Ep.48 – Set Phasers to Probe from 2020-05-06T14:30

This week, the boys go interstellar against their will, and discuss the secrets of the universe kept inside your... well, you'll find out.

Ep.47 – Xtreme President Jumping - The Estonian Method from 2020-04-29T14:30

Buckle up and hold on. This week, the crew discuss all sorts of EXTREME sports that are sure to blow you away!

Ep.46 – Spring Bee-ning from 2020-04-22T14:30:33

And just like that, Spring is upon us! We know you look to us for our life tips and tricks, so tune in while we give you the lowdown on Spring-Cleaning, allergies, and more!

Ep.45 – Hell's Easters from 2020-04-15T14:30

Roll those stones away from your ears and harken to the crew, as they discuss Easter, the festivities, and get deep into some literature.

Ep.44 – You Got Pranks in my Spaghetti Tree from 2020-04-08T14:30

Get out your whoopie cushions and air horns! This week, the crew discuss everything April Fool's.

Ep.43 – Hear Me Roar from 2020-04-01T14:30

Claws are out for this one, as the boys discuss the biggest cat around. Give it a listen, we aren't lion about it!

... I'm sorry.

Ep.42 – ManHoney from 2020-03-25T14:30

Sorry to bug you, but is your phone buzzing? In this special episode, the crew go literally head to head on the biggest issues insects everywhere face today.

Ep.41 – Ice Cream - Sauce or Soup? from 2020-03-18T14:30:05

This week, the crew bring you their most vibe-tastic episode yet, for all you sweet tooths. Don't forget to keep it wavy folks!

Ep.40 – Houston, We're Out Of Water from 2020-03-11T14:30:57

Tired. Thirsty. Famished. The boys come to you this week with nothing to bring but their voices and their goofs.

Ep.39 – Girl Scouts of America Presents - Thin Meats from 2020-03-04T15:30:17

It's March, but what goes on the calendar? Fear not, the crew is here to let you know what you need to prepare for this coming month.

Ep.38 – Hear Me Out, Harold from 2020-02-26T15:30:29

This week, we're hacking our way into your ears and your hearts as the crew discuss the tech from the past, the present, and tech you don't even know about yet. Listen in!

Ep.37 – Lance Armstrong's Missing Sweetheart from 2020-02-19T15:30:46

Wondering what the heck you should've done this Valentine's Day? Well you're in luck! We've got tips, tricks, and pro gamer moves for your Valentine's Day, released only 5 days after!

Ep.36 – Thiqq Chip from 2020-02-12T15:30:02

Turn the music up, the lights down, and get your chips ready. The boys are talking all things party.

Ep.35 – Fast 9 - Diesel Dogs from 2020-02-05T15:00:34

Viruses got you down? Want to hear the real plot of Fast 9? Take a listen this week as we discuss that, and much more.

Ep.34 – Hasta De Leche from 2020-01-29T15:30:03

Workin' hard or hardly workin'? The boys are here to talk about their new business venture, Isaac's big news, and more!

Ep.33 – Unicheek from 2020-01-22T15:00:11

The boys are back in town, and they're out for blood. Join them on the front lines for a heartfelt reunion.

Ep.32 – Operation Cybertruck from 2019-12-11T15:00:33

Are you ready for a trip through space and time? Then tune in, as the crew get away just in time!

Ep.31 – Saw 5 - Thanksgiving from 2019-12-04T15:00:46

Let's play a game: see how many cranberries you can... eat? Tune in this week to hear the crew discuss all the fixin's.

Ep.30 – Bonesaw's Ready from 2019-11-20T15:00:21

Get ready for an all out blood brawl between contestants like Kojima, boomers, dentists, and more!

Ep.29 – Moses (ft. Tyler Dollar Sign) from 2019-11-06T15:00:41

And Moses said, "Let my goofs go", and our podcast came out! Listen in as we discuss Kanye, Kanye, a little bit of Kanye, and much more!

Ep.28 – Casper the Friendly Gemini Man from 2019-10-23T14:00:53

Put on your outfits and get ready to be spooked! This week, the crew of Hear Me Out discuss ghosts, witches, Gemini Man, and more!

Ep.27 – Lock Him In from 2019-10-09T14:00:31

Join the crew this week on the trail... the campaign trail! Isaac "The Lock" for 2020!

Ep.26 – Pickle-Pox from 2019-09-25T14:00:59

It’s flu season, and to fight it, this week the crew are discussing ways you can stay healthy!

Ep.25 – Bold, Brash, Beautiful Bouncers from 2019-09-18T14:00:40

The professional world is hard. So what better way to get tips on it than from the most professional guys around? Listen this week as the crew discuss taxes, suits, resumes, and much more!

Ep.24 – Big Sword Energy from 2019-09-04T14:00:35

This week, the cast of Hear Me Out go camping! Join them as they take on Mother Nature herself and discuss tents, s'mores, and more!

Ep.23 – Eel-Man 2 - Electric Boogalooi from 2019-08-28T14:00:16

Listen to the dulcet tones of Samuel and Isaac, and the slightly less than dulcet tones of Garrett. In this electric episode, we'll discuss eels, batteries, eels, alternative energy, eels, and more!