Podcasts by Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick
Wayne Resnick's popular segment from his former KFI weekend show gets resurrected! Every week or so you'll be able to enjoy heartwarming animal stories that don't end with vivisection or some horrible pet death. Animals in the news... but not in an upsetting way. Hosted by Wayne & Clay. New Episodes more or less weekly. HeavyPettingPodcast@gmail.com
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Heavy Petting SUMMER SHORTY - Fruit Bat Quid Pro Quo from 2019-08-19T07:00:20
One last short show, as Wayne should be returning from vacation next week.
This one is about how boy fruit bats pay for their dates. AND what they get in return.
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Heavy Petting SUMMER SHORTY - Nappin' Octopi from 2019-08-12T07:00:13
Wayne's still on vacation... so just a short one today.
About sleeping octopuses.
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Heavy Petting SUMMER SHORTY - TEETH from 2019-08-05T07:00:20
Wayne's on vacation... so just a short one today.
About teeth.
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Japanese Fighting Worms and Feeding Animal Babies from 2019-07-29T07:00:11
In this episode, undersea worms that bang their gaping maws together to make an awful racket.
Also, various mothers in the animal world that feed their babies in ways you might not expec...
Talking Animals Talking to Other Animals from 2019-07-22T07:00:10
In this episode, goats can interpret each other's bleats.
Also, pandas and chickadees can talk to one another.
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Mosquito Attracting Skin Bacteria and Shark Bites. from 2019-07-15T07:00:15
In this episode, mosquitoes MAY be confused if you have complicated skin bacteria.
Also, you're not gonna get bitten by a shark. Relax, already.
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Brain-Syncing Bats and Cicada/Secada from 2019-07-08T07:00:17
In this episode, bats & mice are literally on the same wavelength with one another when having social interactions.
Also, cicadas under the influence of hallucinogenic fungus... getting ...
Monkey Music and Bee Maths from 2019-07-01T07:00:13
In this episode, monkeys don't hear the way we hear. They hear like monkeys. They have monkey hearing. All this is explained. Don't worry about it.
Also, bees can be taught to count. Som...
Three Elephant Facts and Two Elephant Lies from 2019-06-24T07:00:06
In this episode, a few fun stories 'bout pachyderms!
Elephants can control the force imparted by their trunks with extreme surgical precision. More than ever thought before!
A...
Heavy Petting Mini-sode - The Poison Toads from 2019-06-17T07:00:16
A cautionary tale about misidentifying and washing one's hands after handling Bufo americanus younglings.
Just a short show this week. regular programming resumes next week.
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Cow Naps and Glowing Bones from 2019-06-10T20:39:24
Imagine a sleeping cow. Is it laying down? On it's side?
WRONG! YOU ARE WRONG!
Today, we learn about how cows sleep, and why they sleep how they do.
Also spooky g...
Humans are the worst, DOGS are the best. from 2019-06-03T07:00:16
In this episode, lil' super doggo Ping Pong rescues baby from certain death. Also, Edgar the coonhound saves family from a crazy psycho kidnapping nut-job.
We also listen to Wayne pattin...
Dogs smile. I don't want to argue about it. from 2019-05-27T07:00:15
In this episode, Wayne attempts to use big science words and misdirection to trick you into thinking that dogs don't actually smile at you.
He is wrong, and will be exposed for the fraud...
Müllerian Mimicry and Zebra Finch House Hunting from 2019-05-20T07:00:07
In this episode, how variations in coloration help creatures warn others that they are packing heat, and will not hesitate to pop a cap if you step up to start something.
Also, how zebra...
Pet Name Recognition and Shaming Human Babies from 2019-05-13T07:00:16
Do your pet dogs or cats REALLY know their name when they hear it? Or are they just responding to the sounds that greasy skin ape makes before they get their food?
And if they DO know th...
Baby T-Rex Skeleton For Sale from 2019-05-06T07:00:11
Where do discriminating shoppers go when looking to find quality baby Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton fossils at low, low discount prices?
eBay, of course.
And what if scientists w...
Retired Bomb Dogs and Rodent Bathroom Facilities from 2019-04-29T07:00:17
In this episode, we expose the dark forces hiding in the shadows, controlling the news media.
Also, a retirement home for former bomb-sniffing dogs...
And a shocking discover...
Scuba Diving Beetles and Action Hero Doggo from 2019-04-22T07:00:14
In this episode, the mystery surrounding deep-diving underwater beetles EXPOSED! (Or is it?)
Also, a tiny pupper dog saves his entire family from certain fiery death aboard a doomed expl...
'lectric Bees and Cloning Canines from 2019-04-15T07:00:23
In this episode, how the hell to bees find flowers? In a flower pot? Two stories up? IN AN APARTMENT HIGH RISE?!?!?
Also, clicking Copy+Paste on a really good Police dog is a great way t...
Dramatic Tales of Canine Super-Sensory Rescues from 2019-04-08T07:00:09
In this episode, hero doggo saves a poor helpless woman from certain death... while her dumb adult son watched TV, oblivious to her plight.
Also, a major discovery in the detection of E...
Pupper Wants Walkies and Sleep-Deprived Swifts from 2019-04-01T07:00:17
On today's episode, a hero dog wants walkies SO BAD... he goes as far as to teach his human to WALK AGAIN in order to get what he desires. Also, we learn about sleep patterns of insects and birds. ...
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Invertebrate Head Regeneration and Avian Gynandromorphism from 2019-03-25T07:00:15
Do you feel comfortable thinking that you live in a world where entire heads cannot be re-grown once removed? Well, prepare to have your MIND BLOWN! Then possibly REGROWN! The noggin-grown' worms ...
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Goat Politician and Doggo Saves The Day from 2019-03-18T07:00:08
In this episode, a town elects a goat as mayor in a landslide election. They also fail miserably to raise money for a playground, but that's NOT the goat's fault.
Also, a HERO POOCH prev...
Spittlebugs and Bee Maths from 2019-03-11T07:00:17
In this episode, spittlebugs making frothy urine forts... and bee maths.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #82 from 2019-03-04T08:00:17
THE FIRST ANNUAL HEAVY PETTING PODCAST SPIDER AWARDS
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #81 from 2019-02-25T08:00:15
In this episode... decoding rodent squeaks with self-driving car tech, and bees have mastered the art of the turn.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #80 from 2019-02-18T08:00:22
In this episode... Bobcat or Lynx, no one knows for sure, brain size vs. intelligence, and the early Wayne gets the bagel.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #79 from 2019-02-11T08:00:05
In this episode... 'gator snoots snorkelin' thru ice sheets, and sheep are pretty good at placing that face you can't. OR ARE THEY?!?!?
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #78 from 2019-02-04T08:00:08
In this episode... wombat poop is weird,... and who has the largest (relative) bite force in the animal kingdom? THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU! (unless you think it's a pretty little birdy)
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #77 from 2019-01-28T08:00:18
In this episode, Service Animal-in-training skips ahead a few chapters in the workbook and saves owner before graduation... and the SHOCKING TRUTH about ROUGH CAT TONGUES that will SURPRISE AND AMA...
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #76 from 2019-01-21T08:00:17
In this episode, finding frogs to fornicate for the future of the species, and buried bones bring big bonanza to the world of paleontology
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #75 from 2018-12-10T08:00:11
LAST EPISODE OF 2018! Returning in early 2019.
In this episode, Banner the Husky gets a box of fuzzy fluffer-wuzzles for Christmas.... sensitive sniffers seek out socks of sickly kids (...
Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #74 from 2018-12-03T08:00:16
Hero dogs to the rescue! Keeping a clumsy old lady warm until help can arrive, and looking hard for treats (but not TOO hard).
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #73 from 2018-11-26T08:00:20
Crows aren't just smart... they're REALLY smart. Plus, spiders have so many eyes, they don't even know what to do with all of them.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #72 from 2018-11-19T08:00:10
Vague and quasi-anonymous thanks to unnamed listeners... and a HERO greyhound saves semi-robotic boy from certain death... plus a visit from Wayne's mom, the Mahjong ninja.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #71 from 2018-11-12T08:00:17
Same-sex animal couple raising a fake baby, which then becomes real. A Pixar/Michael Bay Production, coming to a theater this Christmas.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #70 from 2018-11-05T08:00:18
Even scientists can be wrong about elephant skin... and asthma suffers need not get rid of their pets!
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #69 from 2018-10-29T07:00:18
Weird scientists force monogamous mice into a sick little game of Mouse Spouse Swap, and learn a valuable lesson about life and love.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #68 from 2018-10-22T07:00:37
In this episode, kayaker is bitch-slapped with an octopus by a seal, and drunk birds are being sobriety-shamed by an insensitive local Chief of Police.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #67 from 2018-10-15T07:00:36
Why don't Manta Rays clear their throats? And why did someone think to ask? Also, termites have no need for dudes. Or DO they?
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #66 from 2018-10-01T07:00:06
Bartering and delayed gratification in birds. Birds who are smart. Not podcast co-hosts, who are dumb. And who accidentally say horrifically offensive things. And who swallow thimbles.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #65 from 2018-09-24T07:00:05
Scientifically quantifying generosity and empathy in simians. Humans ain't the only ones who like to share, kids.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #64 from 2018-09-17T07:00:07
What rodents can teach us about the Sunk Cost Fallacy. Plus, Wayne gets to try out his fancy new hand-crafted Podcast Timer... and a pooch attempts the Heimlich Maneuver.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #63 from 2018-09-10T07:00:05
Weird little shrews with fuzzy tails on a mountain they shouldn't be on. That's it.
Oh, and Wayne works out some poorly crafted shrew-based wordplay.
Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #62 from 2018-09-03T06:55:53
Dog petting virtual simulators, and failed guide dogs are still VERY good boys and/or girls.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #61 from 2018-08-27T07:00:06
Marking territory with musky paw stinks, and lemurs self-medicating with millipede goo.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #60 from 2018-08-20T07:00:05
Pet owners are happier and more successful, and you are stressing out your dog. Stop it.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #59 from 2018-08-13T07:00:07
Cute kitty can catch blood clots, and troubleshooting studio WiFi issues.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #58 from 2018-08-06T07:00:06
Baby Whales that are not whales or babies but are electric fish instead. Also, sunbathing carp are NOT DEAD. LET THEM FLOAT.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #57 from 2018-07-30T07:00:06
(say five times fast) Chinese tree shrews choose to chew chilis, too... and horsey snort translation.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #56 from 2018-07-23T07:00:07
We are experiencing technical difficulties... please stand by, and Bailey barks at burning bushes.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #55 from 2018-07-16T19:47:16
Todd gets chomped on the schnoz by a slithery venomous Not-A-Dog (he's okay), and African Flamingos fly the coop to find their fortune in The Big Star State.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #54 from 2018-07-10T02:33:47
*Tap* *Tap* Is this thing on? Hello? - Doggos drinkin' from hoses - Horses look at you to figure out what the hell you're saying - Pupper hiker saver hero.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #53 from 2018-07-04T19:47:47
Very good dog makes up for some very bad parenting, and everything you thought you knew about dinosaur tongues is wrong.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #52 from 2018-06-25T20:09:52
We learn THREE THINGS about BEES. 1 - They can see stinks. 2 - They know what nothing is. And lastly, 3 - Wayne Resnick will likely die from an in-studio bee sting.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #51 from 2018-06-18T18:16:19
NEW OPENING THEME! Canine Arsonist, and canine hero. This show has something for everyone.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #50 from 2018-06-11T20:11:31
Monkey beds are cleaner than yours, and fruit flies are up all night to get lucky.
(Note- This episode contains frank discussions using clinical terms of reproductive functions. If you...
#049 - Heavy Petting from 2018-05-29T01:43:53
LOST DOG,... oh wait, there he is. And, this just in... BREAKING NEWS - PUPPIES ARE CUTE.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #48 from 2018-05-16T19:51:07
BIRDS! Pecking sensors and glowing in the damn dark.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #47 from 2018-05-07T20:40:20
Belugas don't get the bends, and dogs don't predict earthquakes.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #46 from 2018-05-01T20:36:27
In this episode... turtle flippers. That's it. Just turtle flippers.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #45 from 2018-04-23T19:02:30
Kitty cat creates a commotion over cardiac calamity, baby talkin' with fur babies, and sick children helped by a swarm of trained rats.
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Heavy Petting with Wayne Resnick #44 from 2018-04-17T20:44
Pupper hero and interspecies besties.
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#040 - The Bird IS a Word. from 2018-03-23T07:00:05
In this episode, spotting polar penguin poop, and reticulating raven regression.
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#039 - Is the Bird a Word? from 2018-03-16T07:00:06
In this episode, a collection of stories about bir... uh. Wait. Nevermind. We went off an a tangent about our own pet stories. Sorry about that. We'll do the birds next week.
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#038 - Stanky Silk, Sexy Struts, or Snacks? from 2018-03-09T08:00:05
In this episode... cockroach concussion or awesome parkour maneuver, and spiders don't need no stinkin' pheromones.
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#037 - Hero Pooches from 2018-03-02T08:00:05
In this episode... a collection of stories about dogs who saved the day, and fake list of animals who could be great olympians (but wouldn't).
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#036 - Tiger in the Cowshed from 2018-02-23T08:00:05
In this episode... starfish eyes aren't where you'd expect, zebrafish welcome the impeding robot uprising, and the ol' tiger in the barn gag.
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#035 - Undercover Vulture in a Beaglepuss from 2018-02-16T08:00:05
In this episode, animals who were accused of being spies, and resurrecting extinct dog breeds.
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#034 - Unidextrous Critters from 2018-02-09T08:00:05
In this episode... Worm Tongue - a great band name, paw laterality, and dung consumption.
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#033 - The Female of the Species from 2018-02-02T08:00:05
In this episode... brand new swole flys, makin' monkeys, and thinking with your gut.
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#032 - Non-Human Heros from 2018-01-26T08:00:04
In this episode... ANOTHER dog saves family from a burning house? (Seriously, someone has got to look into this), a war hero pooch final gets his reward, and a donkey stands in a field and tolerate...
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#031 - Tiny Spider Butt Rainbows from 2018-01-19T08:00:04
In this episode... prismatic arachnids have ALL the colors in their tuchus, bonobos are drawn toward jerks, and a magical tale of a whale who saves the marine biologist who may (or may not) have be...
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#030 - A Look Back at Animal Wins for 2017 from 2018-01-12T08:00:05
In this episode... A review of the top positive animal stories of 2017... China finally bans ivory, Instagram tries to dissuade dumb animal selfies, Vietnam ends bear bile farming, circuses get sca...
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#029 - Canine Arsonists? from 2018-01-05T08:00:04
In this episode... Clay admits fraud, dog saves owner from fire, cat goes fang-to-fang with a venomous serpent, and another dog save his family from fire..... wait a minute. What's with all these ...
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#028 - The Post-Christmas Holiday Mini-Special from 2017-12-29T08:00:04
We're taking a tiny break for the holidays, so here's a short one to hold you over. In this mini-episode... tax advice for 2018, and gifts for pets that keep on giving.
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#027 - The Pre-Christmas Holiday Special from 2017-12-22T08:00:05
In this episode... science clarifies reindeer gender, but is unable to tell the difference between penguins and turtles.
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#026 - See a Snake? Say Something, Bonzo. from 2017-12-15T08:00:04
In this episode... chimps look out for fellow chimps, and hibernating turtles have a cool trick they'd like to show you.
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#025 - Fish Poop Makes The Beach Prettier from 2017-12-08T08:00:04
In this episode... don't pawn frogs, asymmetrical cack-handed cichlids are bullies, and white sand beaches have a horrible secret.
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#024 - Alcoholic Voles Pair Up from 2017-12-01T08:00:04
In this episode... Burton is a good boy, drunk prairie voles prefer drunk prairie voles, and there is such a thing as too much bat ears.
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#023 - Alternative Lifestyle Lions from 2017-11-24T08:00:04
*CONTENT ADVISORY* This episode contains language and subject matter that some listeners may find offensive. In this episode... Color-blind dogs debunked! (or re-bunked. I forget.), crabs doing a ...
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#022 - Cockatoo Key Quiz from 2017-11-17T08:00:04
In this episode... Cockatoos are smarter than your honor student, your house is a complex insect ecosystem, and sheep finger out the perps.
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#021 - Canine Human Manipulation from 2017-11-10T08:00:04
In this episode... Using antelope stink to repel pests, dogs use facial expressions to control you, and birds play the real estate market.
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#020 - Wake Me Up Before I Go-Go Back To Sleep from 2017-11-03T07:00:05
In this episode... you don't know what hibernation is, obesity is SOLVED, and the cutest piglet in the world is the one you're looking at.
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#019 - Wayne Eats Dog Food from 2017-10-27T07:00:05
In this episode... Wayne steals a neighbor's dog, dogs and human evolved together, and bees love VR.
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#018 - Animal Menopause from 2017-10-20T07:00:04
In this episode... The Change isn't necessarily The End, and mutualism of ants and trees.
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#017 - The Desecration of Beatrix Potter from 2017-10-13T07:00:04
In this episode... James Corden commits a hate crime against lagomorphs, tummy scritches can cure aggressive dogs, and an online clamor for a nonexistent cat.
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#016 - The Secret of the Ooze from 2017-10-06T07:00:05
In this episode... chicken yoga, startling slugs to harvest their goo, and pet kleptomaniacs.
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#015 - Tryina' Git a Nut. from 2017-09-29T07:00:05
In this episode... let sleeping dogs lie (in your bedroom), squirrel organizational skills, debunking animal myths.
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#014 - You Otter Learn By Watching from 2017-09-22T07:00:04
In this episode... studying social learning in otters, dogs are self-aware, and obscure animal laws.
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#013 - Subterranean Mercat Mating Blues from 2017-09-15T07:00:05
In this episode... wild dogs call for a vote, mercat mating mysteries, and gecko fun facts.
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#012 - Octopodes Find A Way from 2017-09-08T07:00:04
In this episode, octopus booty call and primate rochambeau.
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#011 - The Evolution of Horse Toes from 2017-09-01T07:00:04
In this episode, pooch name trends, newly-adopted dog saves baby boy, and horses used to have weird-lookin' feet.
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#010 - Canine Bathing for the Modern Dog Owner from 2017-08-25T07:00:05
In this episode, you can shower with your dog (just don't tell people 'cause it's weird); and dog owners are shaping new trends in the real estate market.
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#009 - Botherin' Spiders With Brushes from 2017-08-18T07:00:04
In this episode, aggressive spiders make rash decisions; hide and seek with birds; and fancy lads used to own pet squirrels
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#008 - Putting Food in Colored Holes from 2017-08-11T07:00:04
In this episode, tickling the ivories with fuzzy paws; interspecies feeding; and building stronger fish heads.
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#007 - Terriers Tutor Tots to Read from 2017-08-04T07:00:21
In this episode, science tweaks the formula to predict potential running speed, and and dogs replace judgey humans to help kids read aloud.
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#006 - Waterbears Shall Inherit the Earth from 2017-07-29T02:45:40
In this episode, tardigrades patiently waiting for a supernova, pooch plastic surgery, and elephant seals let the Alpha do the talking.
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#005 - Always Bet on the Animal from 2017-07-29T02:02:11
In this episode, superheroes of the animal kingdom, and humans are bad at racing.
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#004 - Tapping at Your Chamber Door from 2017-07-21T07:00:55
This episode, grey hair in the animal kingdom, and corvids are smarter than your honor student.
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#003 - Who's a Good Sea Spider? from 2017-07-14T19:44:09
This episode, whales wiggle their whatchamacallits, sea spiders love scritches, and caterpillars consume their compadres.
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#002 - Sausage Solves Everything from 2017-07-07T19:26:46
This episode, Fireworks make pets crazy, schnauzers saved by sausages, coprophagia, and chimpanzees can beat up your dad.
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#001 - It's Alive from 2017-07-07T19:25:29
This episode, "Gone Girl" spoilers, Evaluative Conditioning, and face eating pets.
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