Podcasts by Hey, Beautiful! A How I Met Your Mother Podcast

S5 E19: Zoo or False from 2022-01-27T09:00

*huge, wet fart sound*

S5 E18: Say Cheese from 2022-01-04T18:00

"Skank Lane! SKANK LANE!" 

S5 E16: Hooked from 2021-12-17T16:00

Carrie Underwood, Lunch Lady Scooter & a teacup pig.

S5 E15: Rabbit or Duck from 2021-11-22T15:00

WE'RE NOT TALKIN' ABOUT FLAVOR, TED

S5 E14:"Perfect Week"- A High, Beautiful Special from 2021-11-13T12:00

Kate joined Kaitlyn in a sandwich this week. Welcome to HIGH, BEAUTFIUL! 

S5 E13: Jenkins from 2021-10-22T12:00

...come again for Big Fudge?? 

S5 E12: Girls vs Suits PLUS Mailbag! from 2021-10-01T14:00

Suits, serendipity, and stinky Hotmails. 

S5 E11: Last Cigarette Ever ft. Chris&Jeanette! from 2021-08-22T12:00

Just 3 former smokers taking in an episode of HIMYM! 

S5 E10: The Window from 2021-07-24T12:00

"And I... licky boom boom down." 

S5 E9: Slapsgiving 2, Revenge of the Slap from 2021-07-09T12:00

RITA, WHERE'S MY TRUSS? 

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S5 E8: The Playbook from 2021-06-18T12:00

Scams, cons, hustles, hoodwinks, gambits, flimflams, strategems & bamboozles!

S5 E7: The Rough Patch from 2021-05-31T07:00

"I think Barney ATE the relationship chicken." 

S5 E6: Bagpipes from 2021-05-14T09:00

"Son, I’ve been in a relationship since you had a ponytail and were playing Dave Matthews on your mama’s Casio."

S5 E5: Duel Citizenship from 2021-04-26T07:00

"Shrimp fried rice! Shrimp fried rice!" 

S5 E4: The Sexless Innkeeper from 2021-04-02T12:00

"Don't sleep on the Gouda." 

S5 E3: Robin 101 from 2021-03-23T09:00

"Be cool, baby, damn!" 

RIP Mabel?  

S5 E2: Double Date from 2021-02-26T09:00

"Crawl for it, Stripper Me!" 

S5 E1: Definitions from 2021-02-11T09:00

"I'll punch a baby, I don't even care." 

We're back, babydoll! 

The Season 4 Recap! from 2021-01-02T20:00

Our hot takes on the ups & downs of HIMYM Season 4. 

S4 E24 - The Leap from 2020-12-29T11:00

"...but dammit, if it wasn't the best year of my life." 

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S4 E23: As Fast As She Can from 2020-12-06T17:00

TEDYOUCAN'TDESIGNAMURDERHOUSE

S4 E22: Right Place, Right Time from 2020-11-17T17:00

"On any day, you can step out the front door and your whole life can change forever."

S4 E21: The Three Days Rule from 2020-10-26T14:00

...featuring TWO special guests! "I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it!" 

S4 E20: Mosbius Designs from 2020-10-15T09:00

Team Felt Tip forever. 

S4 E19: Murtaugh from 2020-09-28T10:00

"I can HEAR my own EAR. Think about that." 

S4 E18 - Old King Clancy from 2020-09-13T00:00

Sturgeon? I don't think so, pal. 

Suppor...

S4 E17 - The Front Porch from 2020-08-31T07:00

"BRIDGE!"

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S4 E16 - Sorry, Bro from 2020-08-16T16:00

"Salt? So bourgeois..." 

S4 E15 - The Stinsons from 2020-08-05T09:00

Tyler no likey! 

S4 E14: Possimpible ft Gloria Calderón Kellett from 2020-07-19T09:00

"I dance.......more than you know." 

A new HIMYM recap plus an interview with the legendary Gloria Calderón Kellett! 

S4 E13 - Three Days of Snow from 2020-07-07T08:00

"THAT's the puzzle." 

S4 E12 - Benefits from 2020-06-13T23:00

Read a magazine or get off the pot. 

S4 E11 - Little Minnesota from 2020-06-03T13:00

"DAMN!" 
(Content note/warning: The first 10 minutes of this episode includes discussion of the recent protests against police brutality, including the murder of George Floyd and B...

S4 E10 - The Fight ft. Juliette B. Reiss from 2020-05-20T00:00

COCOA BREAK! Long-time HIMYM background actor & stand-in Juliette B. Reiss stops by to talk about one of her favorite episodes. 

S4 E9 - The Naked Man from 2020-05-06T07:00

2 out of 3 times.

S4 E8: Woooo! from 2020-04-19T13:00

PRESS IT. PRESS IT FOR GLORY.

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S4 E7 - Not A Father's Day from 2020-04-04T23:00

DINNER IS A BABY.

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S4 E6 - Happily Every After from 2020-03-20T13:00

R.I.P., Gasser.

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S4 E5: Shelter Island from 2020-03-07T01:00

Exes at the wedding. 

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Season 4 Minisode: Review of HUNTERS from 2020-02-27T10:00

Kate & Lizz watched the first 2 episodes of Josh Radnor's new show, Hunters. Here's what they thought about it! 

S4 E4 - Intervention ft. Jessica Ellis! from 2020-02-22T07:00

"You know you're gonna have to...'paedia' for that..."

S4 E3: I Heart NJ from 2020-02-06T16:00

"You'll never have to hold a cup again. Not for the rest of your life."

S4 E2 - Best Burger in New York from 2020-01-24T16:00

And what about you, Satchel-Mouth? 

S4 E1 - Do I Know You? from 2020-01-09T22:00

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MOVIE REVIEW:'Little Women'Mini-sode with Kate&Lizz! from 2019-12-27T13:00

Kate loves the book & the '90s movie. Lizz has never read or seen either. How will they rate the new iteration of 'Little Women'? Find out on this surprise holiday mini-sode! ...

Season 3 Feels Minisode! from 2019-11-24T16:00

The highs, lows & legendaries of HIMYM Season 3. Thanks for listening & see you in January! 

S3 E20 - Miracles from 2019-11-06T23:00

It's our last HIMYM recap of Season 3, jam packed with stories and Legendary Moments from our listeners :) 

S3 E19 - Everything Must Go from 2019-10-20T09:00

Pulling. Them. Off.

S3 E18 - Rebound Bro from 2019-10-05T08:19:40

"Virginity 2: Electric Boogaloo"

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S3 E17 - The Goat from 2019-09-21T15:24:27

WHO PUNCHES SOMEONE IN THE GROIN?!Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E16 - Sandcastles In The Sand from 2019-09-07T16:23:27

Revertigo & receding hairlines.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E15 - The Chain of Screaming from 2019-08-17T19:40:24

Blame it on the Ninja Report.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E14 - The Bracket from 2019-08-02T13:07:19

"I was there. Trust me. IT'S FAKE BABY."Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E13 - Ten Sessions from 2019-07-12T07:28:47

It's Britney, Bitch.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E12 - No Tomorrow from 2019-06-28T10:10:55

How is "racist ghost" better than "crooked"?Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E11 - The Platinum Rule from 2019-06-14T08:36:27

Don't kill the bar, dude. Plus - Kate & Kaitlyn catch up on their legendary trip to see The Solids in NYC!Support the show (h...

S3 E10 - The Yips from 2019-05-31T12:52:17

All Hail the Man Maker.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E9 - Slapsgiving ft. Liz Richards Krebs! from 2019-05-18T09:53:03

Major slappage. *salute*Be sure to check out "Bloody Date Night" Podcast! @bloodydatenightSupport the show (http://patreon.c...

S3 E8 - Spoiler Alert from 2019-05-04T09:50:06

Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance Eight Six Six Threeeeeeee.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E7 - Dowisetrepla from 2019-04-21T07:28:53

...Is that an abbreviation for something?Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E6 - I'm Not That Guy from 2019-04-05T17:08:42

Porn stars & credit cards. (Also: John Cho can *get* it.)Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E5 - How I Met Everyone Else ft. Alek Lev of"Private Joke"! from 2019-03-23T11:10:48

Blah. Blah. Featuring Part 1 of our interview with HIMYM insider Alek Lev, the man behind the "Private Joke" podcast and so much more on the show.Listen

S3 E4 - Little Boys from 2019-03-10T11:23:49

J'ai le jeu, mes chiennes.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E3 - Third Wheel Ft. Lez Hang Out's Leigh Holmes Foster from 2019-02-23T14:38:30

You just made the list, b*tch.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E2 - We're Not From Here from 2019-02-10T13:53:50

"Cancel VOGUE. L."Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S3 E1 - Wait For It from 2019-01-23T14:53:54

Male Gail, massages, Mandy Moore, and missing moles.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

HB Minisode #3 - Season 2 Feels from 2018-12-26T18:30:42

Kate & Kaitlyn give their final thoughts on Season 2: the highs, the lows, the legendary!Support the show (http://patreon.com/heyb...

S2 Finale - Something Borrowed&Something Blue from 2018-12-19T23:07:48

Bad hair, breakups, and Bill.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E20 - Showdown from 2018-12-12T22:13:45

SKINNY LITTLE BABY'S GONNA CRY???Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E19 - Bachelor Party from 2018-12-05T22:41:06

Kate and her wife relive their own bachelorette parties. (Spoiler alert: someone almost burned down a house.)Support the show (http://...

S2 E18 - Moving Day from 2018-11-29T00:40:29

Take a ride on the Slam-boni.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E17 - Arrivederci, Fiero from 2018-11-21T11:53:33

ZITCHDOG!Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E16 - Stuff from 2018-11-10T15:48:25

Suck it, Lily.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E15 - Lucky Penny from 2018-10-20T17:54:22

Soap operas and chafed nipples.

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S2 E14 - Monday Night Football from 2018-10-04T08:41:44

Delicious wings & toddler blackmail - what's not to love?Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E13 - Columns from 2018-09-17T22:33:18

Send nudes. (Paintings, that is.)Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E12 - First Time In New York from 2018-08-28T22:42:57

Kate & Kaitlyn finally get in a room together & watch "First Time In New York" while recording themselves. Enjoy this weird episode.Listen

S2 E11 - How Lily Stole Christmas from 2018-08-16T21:57:09

How many times can Kate & Kaitlyn say the c-word in one episode?Merry Christmas, assface.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heyb...

S2 E10 - Single Stamina from 2018-07-28T07:49:33

BREAKING: "Gimme five" is back.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E9 - Slap Bet! ft. Katie from TFGIF podcast from 2018-07-15T18:25:02

Let's go to the mall.Today.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E8 - Atlantic City from 2018-07-05T13:51:25

Two words: shirt boobs.Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E7 - Swarley from 2018-06-25T09:07:58

Barney can dish it out, but he sure can't take it. Plus: crazy eyes and limping hunchbacks and everyone gets emotional.Support the sh...

S2 E6 - Aldrin Justice from 2018-06-14T17:06:55

The Jane Seymour Appreciation Episode! #DrQuinn #ManEaterSupport the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S2 E5 - World's Greatest Couple ft. Wait For It! from 2018-05-31T18:35:18

On this extra-special episode of Hey Beautiful, Kate & Kaitlyn welcome Adam & Aaron from the band Wait For It, to talk about music, HIMYM, and more!Listen

S2 E4 - Ted Mosby, Architect from 2018-05-24T15:27:54

Kate & Kaitlyn talk about shitty movies, sexy jobs, and the first fights they had with their lovahs. Plus an exciting announcement and lots of listener Legendary Moments!Listen

S2 E3 - Brunch from 2018-05-10T10:10:07

Kate & Kaitlyn break down the Brunch From Hell and chat about oddly sensual body parts, navigating new breakups, and that weird moment when you see your parents as people.

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S2 E2 - The Scorpion And The Toad from 2018-05-03T17:27:13

THE APARTMENT IS A METAPHOR FOR MARSHALL. Kate & Kaitlyn discuss Lily's return to New York, awkward dating moments, and their favorite hangover cures. Plus: twincest! Listen

S2 E1 - Where Were We? from 2018-04-27T09:06:42

Hey Beautiful is back for Season 2! Kate & Kaitlyn talk about remedies for heartbreak, adventures in ferret-raising, and much more. Plus, legendary moments from our #HBFamily! Listen

HB Minisode #2 - Season 1 Feels from 2018-04-12T09:17:10

Kate & Kaitlyn unpack the highs and lows of Season 1 and talk about what lies ahead in Season 2 (no spoilers, though!). Plus, a couple fun surprises for our faithful listeners! Listen

S1 E22 - Come On from 2018-04-05T09:49:43

Let's see if Kate & Kaitlyn can make it through the Season 1 finale recap without crying! Plus, real talk about breakups and taking a chance on love, and tons of listener Legendary Moments...

S1 E21 - Milk from 2018-03-29T09:43:12

Sweet damn, that's a hot plate! Kate & Kaitlyn talk about the impossible feeling of wanting 2 very different things, the mistakes we've made on purpose, and the roller-coaster emotion...

HB Minisode #1 - NBC's RISE from 2018-03-19T17:04:10

Baby's first minisode! Kate & Kaitlyn break down the pilot of Josh Radnor's new TV show, RISE. The ladies talk about high school theater politics, straightwashing characters, and the...

S1 E20 - Best Prom Ever from 2018-03-16T10:09:47

Happy prom everybody, whew-hoo! On this episode, Kate & Kaitlyn get real about regret. Plus loads of Legendary Moments from listeners and fun surprises! And in case no one's told you today...

S1 E19 - Mary the Paralegal from 2018-03-08T14:42:49

RIP, Vampire Lou. Support the show (http://patreon.com/heybeautifulpod)

S1 E18 - Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2AM from 2018-03-01T09:40:02

Oh, Teddy Boy. We talk about Razr phones, the best advice our moms have given us, and our smartest late-night decisions. Plus: Kaitlyn finds something positive to say about Victoria! You have to he...

S1 E17 - Life Among The Gorillas from 2018-02-22T15:11:05

It's The Toxic Masculinity Episode! Kate & Kaitlyn find parallels between "Mean Girls" and Barney's corporation, talk about which naked Golden Girl they would choose, and sh...

S1 E16 - Cupcake from 2018-02-15T18:51:25

Poor little mustachioed Gabrielle. Kate & Kaitlyn weigh in on long-distance relationships and spend way too much time trying to figure out the sex-bases. Plus: flip phones remain life-ruiners, ...

S1 E15 - Game Night from 2018-02-08T13:14:22

Will an eagle ever soar through this tempest of woe? Kate & Kaitlyn share their most embarrassing moments, Robin joins Kaitlyn's anti-Victoria alliance, and the genesis of Barney As We Kno...

S1 E14 - Zip, Zip, Zip from 2018-02-01T21:42:26

Everybody's zippin' down and birthday suiting up! Kate & Kaitlyn talk about the flame of long-term relationships and a whole lot more. Because who says sexual can't be sensible?<...

S1 E13 - Drumroll, Please from 2018-01-25T09:41:21

Which one of us hates Victoria with every fiber of her being? Plus: cartwheeling injuries, drunken moms at weddings, and the great debate of "apple bag" vs. "yam bag."Listen

S1 E12 - The Wedding from 2018-01-18T10:00:25

Everyone takes a big step forward in their lives ('cept Barney, of course) and Kate gets real about relationships. Oh, and never forget: don't mess with Claudia. She brings the receipts.<...

S1 E11 - The Limo from 2018-01-11T08:40:11

Pfft. Derek.Kate reveals Carl the Bartender's last name...and some juicy details about Not Moby. Plus: the perils of overplanning New Year's Eve, Ted and Robin take a big step forward, an...

S1 E10 - The Pineapple Incident from 2018-01-04T13:12:29

Kate & Kaitlyn reminisce about the nights they kinda-sorta remember, featuring an ode to Wendy's dollar menu and the Drunk Girl in the Bathroom. Plus, commentary from HIMYM's creators...

S1 E9 - Belly Full Of Turkey from 2017-12-28T15:02:48

Happy Thanksgiving! Hey Beautiful's resident Midwesterner(Kate's wife Lizz) returns to talk BaskIceBall and give some insight on the Eriksen clan. Plus, Barney shows a softer side and Ted...

S1 E8 - The Duel from 2017-12-14T10:29:37

Growing up and moving on can suck pretty bad sometimes, but it's nothing a sword fight can't fix! Plus Kate & Kaitlyn share the first dates they wished they'd deployed the Lemon ...

S1 E7 - Matchmaker from 2017-12-07T09:20:44

The cockamouse is here! This episode is all about belief in love & the mysteries of the universe. Plus: an extremely scientific lesson on seahorses, and do the ends justify the means when it co...

S1 E6 - The Slutty Pumpkin from 2017-12-01T09:02:42

It's Halloween in HIMYM Land! Kate & Kaitlyn taste-test the Slutty Pumpkin's signature drink and talk about their favorite non-slutty Halloween costumes. Plus, Peppermint Patty gets o...

S1 E5 - Okay Awesome from 2017-11-17T23:43:20

Ya know that thing when you can't hear anything after you leave the club? Kaitlyn totally knows the term for that thing and tells us all about it. Plus: awkward background dancing, fun stuff t...

S1 E4 - Return Of The Shirt from 2017-11-08T09:43:47

On this episode, we learn the truth has a mean roundhouse kick. Plus, Kate and Kaitlyn settle the debate: is there a *good* way to break up with someone?Listen

S1 E3 - The Sweet Taste Of Liberty from 2017-11-01T08:44:49

Kate and Kaitlyn play "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with the dudes of HIMYM. Also: what do Barney Stinson and that murderer-guy from "Taken" have in common? Kate and Kaitlyn have the answ...

S1 E2 - Purple Giraffe from 2017-10-25T08:41:59

An important first kiss for 2 characters and a VERY special guest host round out our second episode. Plus, it's official: we need to burn a blazer in effigy at the end of Season One.Tune in ev...

How We Met Each Other from 2017-10-18T01:06:59

Kate and Kaitlyn talk a little more about themselves: how they met and why they finally decided to sit down and do this podcast.Read the blog post Kate wrote about HIMYM (SPOILERS AHEAD): http://bi...

S1 E1 -"Pilot" from 2017-10-17T21:41:59

An engagement proposal, laser tag...and dog diabetes? Kate and Kaitlyn recap and review the very first episode of How I Met Your Mother and reveal some little-known trivia about the gang.Tune in ev...

S1 E1 -"Pilot" from 2017-10-17T21:41:59

An engagement proposal, laser tag...and dog diabetes? Kate and Kaitlyn recap and review the very first episode of How I Met Your Mother and reveal some little-known trivia about the gang.Tune in ev...

S1 E1 -"Pilot" from 2017-10-17T21:41:59

An engagement proposal, laser tag...and dog diabetes? Kate and Kaitlyn recap and review the very first episode of How I Met Your Mother and reveal some little-known trivia about the gang.Tune in ev...