Podcasts by Hold My Popcorn
Several village idiots have risen from the deepest depths of immaturity to deliver their unprofessional commentary on movies.
If you want to feel drunk without taking a sip of alcohol this is the podcast for you.
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Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) from 2023-12-14T08:50:36.902444
In week 2 of their “Summer of 9 to 5” the gang watched the highest grossing film of the year, and one of Max’s all time favorites in Die Hard with a Vengeance!
The boys talk ab...
ListenHalloween III: Season of the Witch Commentary Track from 2023-10-26T15:00:22
Dick Warlocking your neck off.
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ListenThe Mummy (1999) Commentary Track from 2023-05-25T11:54:31
Brendan Fraser before he won an Oscar for Big.
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The Thing (1982) Big Hats, Bigger Problems from 2023-02-22T03:04
A Piñata of Death
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Cliffhanger (1993) FEEEAACCHHH!! from 2023-02-08T04:09
The boys are back with a new snow themed mini series and first up is Die Hard on a mountain aka Cliffhanger starting a slimmer Sylvester Stallone, Michael Rooker as a good guy, and John Lithgow ...
ListenLethal Weapon Commentary Track from 2022-12-22T09:35:59
Ho-ho-ho! Christmas (and Tim) came early this year. As a heads up, this is a commentary track, but you can still enjoy the conversation without playing the movie in the background.
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Resident Evil (2002) Suicide Orgies, Zombie Boners, and The Need For More Character Development from 2022-10-30T14:37:47
Some people have too much will to live.
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ListenTime Cop (1994) Tight Butts, Smooth Jazz, and Kicking D*cks from 2022-10-18T04:05
There's never enough time…for Belgian Yogurt
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ListenBack To The Future (1985) A Family Friendly Love Triangle from 2022-10-03T04:05
Marty’s mom has got it goin’ on.
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ListenThe Terminator (1984) What Yeeeeeaaaarrrrrr!? from 2022-09-13T05:00
The boys time traveled too far and forgot to introduce the show, which doesn’t matter because they had plenty to talk about regarding one of the greatest sci fi/ time travel movies of all time i...
ListenBill and Teds Excellent Adventure (1989) The Wholesome Stoner Dudes from 2022-08-30T08:21:49
The boys are back with a new mini series of time traveling movies because our real timeline sucks. First up is one of the dumbest time travel films off all time in the cult classic Bill and Ted’...
ListenDr No (1962) F*ck Your Way To The Truth / I Am James Bond from 2022-06-30T04:10
After almost 4 months of inconsistent recordings, the boys have finally finished their 007 debut series; they watched the first appearance of every Bond actor playing 007 - but in reverse! Last…...
ListenOn Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) The Australian Forrest Gump from 2022-06-05T10:50
Max and Timmy break down George Lazenby's only appearance as James Bond which may make him the Larkin of the Bond's....or the Chumbawamba of the Bond's....or the Wilt Chamberlin/Charlie Sheen of...
ListenTop Gun Re Release(1986) from 2022-05-27T10:41:10
With the premiere of Top Gun Maverick we are re releasing our original Top Gun episode from 2019. Lots of sunburn hairless chests, bromance, and Kenny Loggins.
Get your...
ListenLive and Let Die (1973) Sexual Psychopaths and “Woke” Blaxploitation from 2022-05-16T09:59:30
The 007 debut series is back as the boys watched Roger Moore’s first entry in the franchise where the dashing British gentleman date rapes a virgin Jane Seymour, battles a handicapped man with a...
ListenThe Living Daylights (1987) Don’t Think..Just Let It Happen from 2022-04-14T03:05
Maximum escapism, side boobs, and parrots…also Timothy Dalton as James Bond.
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Perfect Storm (2000) Back To The Barrel from 2022-02-03T03:05
Several white trash New England fishermen decide to fight Mother Nature…and they lost.
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ListenA Knights Tale (2001) Formula One Jousting and Flying Wood from 2022-01-04T04:30
Or you could call it Medieval poprock and historical inaccuracies.
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ListenTop Disney Soundtracks from 2021-12-08T16:46:47
See how quickly Bill loses his mind in one of the funniest episodes originally released in May of 2019.
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Rambo 3 (1988) Too Little Too Late from 2021-09-16T04:04
Timmy boy is in the captain’s chair as the gang make fun of Sly Stallone for a solid 90 minutes. We’ve got crossing sticks, rocket propelled goats, and soviet tanks docking into choppers….it’s e...
ListenPredator (1987) I‘m Gonna Have Me Some Fun from 2021-09-02T03:00
The boys have been missing in the jungle for the last 3 months battling an alien that hunts men for sport, and at long last they made it home. …they also watched Predator.
If you...
ListenBonus: Commando from 2021-06-30T17:19:12
The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwarzenegger class...
ListenBonus: Commando from 2021-06-30T17:19:12
The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwarzenegger class...
ListenBonus: Actors on Steroids from 2021-06-24T04:25
On this weeks mini ep the boys are talking about actors who got big…and I mean real big, big ole beef cakes boys…the boys are talking about actors who clearly took steroids to prepare for a movi...
ListenBonus: Streaming Recommendations from 2021-06-16T05:15
As many begin to transition back to normal life in the states one thing remains the same....and that's spending way too much time finding something to watch. So Max and John made it easy for you...
ListenBonus: Streaming Recommendations from 2021-06-16T05:15
As many begin to transition back to normal life in the states one thing remains the same....and that's spending way too much time finding something to watch. So Max and John made it easy for you...
ListenSpace Jam (1996) from 2021-05-27T05:00
To close out Space Month, the boys watched the film where Bugs Bunny is held at gunpoint and threatened to be enslaved, so he kidnaps a retired Michael Jordan and forces him into playing basketb...
ListenAlien (1979) I Just Want To Go Home and Party from 2021-05-19T20:01:06
Space truckers from the East India Company are woken from their nap too early AND THEN THINGS JUST GET WORSE! For week 3 of space month, the boys watched the other 70’s space movie that complete...
ListenApollo 13 (1995) This is Why We Don’t Allow Texans in Space! from 2021-05-13T03:09
t’s week 2 of Space Month, and Timmy boy is back in the captain’s chair as the boys watched the Ron Howard classic: Apollo 13.
Strong opinions are made. Is Tom Hanks’s character ...
ListenStar Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) from 2021-05-04T04:05
It’s May the 4th, so the boys watched one of the most influential films ever made: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope!
Sit back and scream at your phone as the boys discuss Jawa’s...
ListenDirty Harry (1971) from 2021-04-27T04:16
Has anyone ever looked cooler than an early 70’s Clint Eastwood? The boys watched the gritty San Francisco neo-noir thriller Dirty Harry; the Timster is in the driving seat, so buckle up!
Big Trouble in Little China (1986): Failing Upwards from 2021-04-20T03:03
The boys are back, and they watched the action-adventure-comedy-Kung Fu-ghost- monster movie that could only be made in the 1980’s: Big Trouble in Little China!
We’ve got ancien...
ListenEpisode 100: Jurassic Park Redux (1993) from 2021-03-04T04:02
An adventure 100 episodes in the making: That’s right for their 100th movie episode the boys are going back to where it all started and rewatched the Spielberg classic Jurassic Park!
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993): Hairy Kneecaps, Expedited Court Hearings, and Sally Field RBF from 2021-02-23T03:03
It is the last film before their special 100th movie episode, and the boys watched the family-friendly story of a divorced, unemployed actor who dresses up as an old woman in order to manipulate...
ListenThe Notebook (2004): Romantic Cliches, Birds; Dishonorable Intentions, and Collateral Damage from 2021-02-11T03:05
It’s that time of year again where the ladies are picking the movies for the month, and first up is the cult classic story of a rich white woman whose biggest problem is that too many handsome m...
ListenBonus: What To Watch On Valentines Day from 2021-02-04T04:21
This week Max, Bill, and John break down their selection of movies to watch on Valentines Day. You don’t need to like romantic movies to enjoy this episode, so break out the wine and chocolate, ...
ListenDouble Impact (1991) Silk Underwear, Cooter Floss, Smacking Women, and Grabbing Fistfuls of Ass! from 2021-01-28T03:05
Two brothers separated at birth. One is a prissy-karate-kicking-LA-aerobic-instructor who only wears pastels. The other is a karate-kicking-cigar-chewing smuggler from the mean streets of Hong K...
ListenJudge Dredd (1995) This Isn’t Demolition Man from 2021-01-20T04:20
Since the boys watched Demolition Man last week they thought it would be appropriate to watch the other dystopian sci fi action movie that unfortunately costars Rob Schneider in Judge Dredd!
... ListenDemolition Man (1993) This Isn't Judge Dredd from 2021-01-12T04:19
The first movie of the already awful 2021 takes us to the futuristic year of 2032 where the liberals have made America so soft that they need to defrost Sylvester Stallone in order to fight a bl...
ListenThe First Annual Hold My Popcorn Holiday Office Party from 2021-01-05T04:20
Recorded on 12/22 but who really cares because what’s changed between then and now? Timmy leads a night that most of the hosts already forgot as Max, Bill, John, and Mike battle it out in 3 roun...
ListenDie Hard 2 (1990) Die Harder! from 2020-12-17T04:00
Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit more than a rouge Special Ops Colonel hacking Dulles Airport’s communication systems and crashing a plane with 250 Brits onboard; the boys watched the fest...
ListenThe Year Without A Santa Claus (1974) If No One Watched This Movie, Did It Actually Happen? from 2020-12-10T03:05
Santa isn’t sick; he’s just depressed, and now, he refuses to work on the 1 day a year he’s expected to: that or he has The Rona. Either way, he’s coughing on everyone.
Mrs Clau...
ListenHeat (1995) from 2020-12-03T04:05
Cops. Robbers. Pacino. De Niro. Cocaine. Ashley Judd’s Ass. Gunfire. Cocaine. A few nouns that capture the ultimate divorced dad movie: Heat!
Max and Tim loved this movie while ...
ListenPatriot Games (1992) They Took Away Me Books! from 2020-11-18T04:15
Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games.
Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images ...
ListenTraining Day (2001) from 2020-11-12T03:05
The boys start their annual “movies we are thankful for” and first up is the 2001 good cop/bad cop classic, Training Day!
Quite the exciting morning where Alonzo robs a few coll...
ListenThe Silence of the Lambs (1991) from 2020-11-04T15:51:03
Halloween might be over, but there are plenty of things to scream about as the boys watched the last movie to win the big 5 Oscar categories, and the only best picture where the best actress got...
ListenHalloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Re-Release from 2020-10-29T17:07:03
No new ep this week, just Dr Dan.
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ListenCritters (1986) from 2020-10-22T03:05
Second to last movie of the Halloween season and the boys watched Critters…which was much better than they expected!
Never seen Critters? Never plan on watching Critters? No wor...
ListenSleepy Hollow (1999) You’re Like Pale…And You Suck from 2020-10-15T04:25
It’s week 3 of their Halloween movie month, and the spooky boys watched Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow!
Topics include: resting fat face, Dutch waffle/pancakes, porn titles,...
ListenFright Night (1985): Chris, You Gotta Stop Being So Sexy! from 2020-10-07T04:10
For week 2 of their Halloween movie month, the boys watched the oddly sensual vampire cult classic: Fright Night!
The boys were shocked by how sexy Chris Sarandon was in this mo...
ListenNightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) w/ Jon Gabrus from 2020-10-01T07:29:28
Tis’ the season for scary movies even if 2020 has been one big nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! For week 1 of our Halloween Movie Month, Jon Gabrus (
What kind of company holds a Chr...
Se7en (1995): It's My Dick in a Box! from 2020-08-19T16:27:01
This week the gang kicks off their limited series titled “Summer of 9 to 5” where they will be discussing movies from the year 1995 that are celebrating their 25th anniversary!
W...
ListenBonus: Masterpiece Theater 2: Timmy Rambles About Another Law&Order SVU Episode from 2020-08-13T05:00
For our second round of masterpiece SVU theater the boys cover a totally bonkers “ripped from the headlines” episode that involves babies in storm drains, honey in inappropriate places, and inse...
ListenBonus: Masterpiece Theater: Timmy Rambles About A Law&Order SVU Episode from 2020-08-11T10:15:08
This week HMP is covering 2 early season Law and Order SVU episodes and our resident SVU expert Tim will be leading the shows!
First up- Season 3 Episode 2: Wrath
The pol...
ListenET (1982) Kill The Boy! from 2020-08-06T06:00
This week the boys jump on their undersized bikes and fly across the musky filtered and nostalgic filled 80’s classic, ET! Grab an extra bag of Reese’s pieces because it might get weird.
<... ListenBonus: Indiana Jones Wrap Up Party from 2020-08-03T12:46:58
The boys discuss their Indy rankings which include:
- Best to worst movie
- Best sidekick
- Best villans
- Best deaths
The gang w...
ListenIndiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008): Crystal Skull F****d! from 2020-07-30T03:02
This week, the boys rip apart one of the biggest disappointments of their movie theater viewing lives as the Indiana Jones franchise jumps the shark with the Crystal Skull!
Topi...
ListenIndiana Jones and The Last Crusade (1989): He Chose…Poorly from 2020-07-23T10:06:04
The gang watched the last good movie in the Indiana Jones franchise and have a field day discussing Elsa banging both Indy and his dad played by Sean Connery, Indy’s love for Venice, Donovan loo...
ListenIndiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984): Kali Mai Tai from 2020-07-15T03:05
For Week 2 of our Indiana Jones mini series, the boys watched the first, awful prequel made by George Lucas, and they hated that the film lacked a good villain, plot, characters, and acting! Listen
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) W/ Andy McElfresh from 2020-07-07T04:01
Andy McElfresh (Edumacation, Late Night with Jay Leno, White Chicks, Rocket Power) joins the show to discuss the best Indiana Jones movie, and one of the best movies of all time in Raiders of th...
ListenBonus: Biggest Jerks in Hollywood from 2020-06-30T10:47:26
The boys hand select several actors who have blown multiple chances in Hollywood due to sex, drugs, and hating liberals.
Topics include: Tom Sizemore smoking heroin, Colin Farre...
ListenBonus Episode: Moves We Have Watched The Most from 2020-06-25T13:41:17
On this week’s mini episode Max, John, and Tim discuss movies they have watched the most that includes Jurassic Park memes, method acting gone wrong and much more!
Then in the w...
ListenJaws (1975) Re-Release from 2020-06-17T14:22:40
The gang couldn't record this week so we are re-releasing our Jaws episode from last summer as a tie-in to the 45th anniversary DVD 4K of the 1975 classic film.
Several lucky li...
ListenHarry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011) from 2020-06-10T14:40:49
The gang finally wraps up the Harry Potter series! Topics include Neville’s romps after the final battle, Snape’s odd line delivery in the great hall, Voldemort inviting all his friends into the...
ListenHarry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1(2010): IT’S A TRAP! from 2020-06-04T11:15:38
We are now on to one of the most boring HP films in the franchise.
If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at us check out our from 2020-04-21T03:05
This week HMP is kicking off their epic 8 film mini series covering the Harry Potter movies!
The gang does a brief round table to see who read the books before they dig into the plot and discu...
Dracula (1992) “I’m Sorry For All The Trouble” with Carolina Hidalgo from 2020-04-13T10:07:24
Carolina Hidalgo from The Last Podcast Network’s “No Dogs and Space” and “Movie Signs With The Mads” joins Hold My Popcorn to discuss the super gothic and super horny 1992 horror film Dracula di...
ListenBonus: Lethal Weapon Wrap Up Party from 2020-04-06T11:34:43
Yes our Lethal Weapon month might be over but months mean nothing now in the self quarantine age and the boys (cough cough Tm) aren’t ready to say goodbye to the best buddy cop duo as they dive ...
ListenLethal Weapon 4 (1998) I’m The Captain Now…Where Are My Pants? from 2020-04-01T16:08:27
The boys watch the last Lethal Weapon movie which means Tim now has nothing to look forward to.
Where did that massive ghost ship come from? Why doesn’t anyone in LA stop while ...
ListenBonus: Movies To Watch While You’re in Self Quarantine from 2020-03-27T10:49:34
Former hosts Bill and Mike join the show (since they have nothing else to do) as the boys each share their movie recommendation while you’re stuck in self quarantine. Each suggestions is from a ...
ListenLethal Weapon 3 (1992) Tim’s Reckoning from 2020-03-24T11:16:48
Timmy the Boy Wonder and super-fan of the Lethal Weapon series jumps in the captains chair to lead the show as the boys dive into the over the top 3rd chapter of the Riggs Murtaugh odyssey in Le...
ListenBonus Episode: Action Movie Mullets from 2020-03-18T13:45:29
Lethal Weapon month has been really hot and sweaty so John and Max are stepping in to cool it down and talk about movie mullets!
Who the hell is going to listen to this? Answer:...
ListenLethal Weapon 2 (1989) ITS JUST BEEN REVOKED from 2020-03-13T03:05
Week 2 which means the second Lethal Weapon. The Boys mention how this was kind of being a soft reboot, Joe Pesci’s amazing ability to go from a scary psycho to a weak little worm, how weird it...
ListenLethal Weapon (1987) Mullets, Guns, And Getting Too Old from 2020-03-06T02:05
Tims reckoning is here as the boys begin their Lethal Weapon month!
The bad boys break down the entire plot and discuss things like: Jenny from Forest Gump stealing the opening ...
ListenGarden State (2004) Standing In The Rain Listening To The Shins from 2020-02-27T12:49:11
For the final movie of “Ladies Pick Em’ Month” Johns wife selected the indie soundtrack featuring a Zack Braff movie: Garden State….and the boys surprising enjoyed it!
That said,...
ListenTrailer: Hold My Popcorn from 2020-02-25T02:00
Behold! The most explosive, action packed, bloated, and adjective filled movie review podcast in the game, HOLD MY POPCORN!! ::!BLLAAMM KAABBOOMM PHEW PHEW PHEWW:: Listen
The Sound of Music (1965) Part Two: Nuns, Nazis, and the Slam Woman from 2020-02-20T18:42:24
The epic conclusion to the Sound of Music starts off with a bang as the boys dive right back into the steamy Von Trap house party. Btw…who wants to party at a house where 7 kids are singing good...
ListenThe Sound of Music (1965) Part One: Austria or Australia? from 2020-02-14T02:01
In week 2 of ladies month, Tim’s bride-to-be selected the 1965 classic The Sound of Music and immediately regretted her decision as the boys went off the rails immediately.
Tim r...
ListenPretty Woman (1990) from 2020-02-07T02:00
This month, the boys are letting the ladies pick their movies, and first up is the fairy tale love story - produced by Disney - where a wholesome, charismatic street sex worker and a cut throat ...
ListenPoint Break (1991) from 2020-01-30T09:09:46
The boys wrap up their January mini series “It’s new to me!” Where each cohost selected a movie they had never seen but always wanted to watch, with the 1991 surfing bank robbery action cult cla...
ListenMortal Kombat (1995) from 2020-01-24T09:10:49
The boys are back and they are talking about a movie that isn’t as good as they remembered…or hoped with the 1995 video game action adaptation Mortal Kombat.
Why is the Japanese ...
ListenMouth Breathers: Selfies from 2020-01-17T02:01
On a very special mini episode the boys try out a new pilot spinoff titled Mouth Breathers! First up, people who take selfies at inappropriate places.
Places include: concentrati...
ListenBloodsport (1988) from 2020-01-10T02:01
It’s 2020 and the boys are starting a new mini series titled “It’s new to me!” Where each week one of the guys selects a movie they have never seen but always wanted to watch, and for round one ...
ListenNew Years Special: New Movies We Are Looking Forward To from 2019-12-30T11:29:29
For the last episode of the decade the boys each select the top movie they are looking forward to seeing in 2020.
Spoiler alert: The movies mentioned are Dune, Wonder Woman 1984, and Bad...
ListenThe Best and Worst Christmas Movies from 2019-12-23T10:44:30
On our final Christmas episode the boys discuss Adam Sandler winning an Oscar, the unrealistic take on New York City where not a single hooker muged Kevin, Max and John attack Tim for picking th...
ListenJack Frost (1979) from 2019-12-19T02:27
We have quite the stinker for you all as the boys watched one of the worse Christmas specials ever made: the 1979 claymation Jack Frost!
Tim uses this film as an analogy for the Trump adm...
ListenThe Santa Clause (1994) from 2019-12-12T02:01
For their first Christmas film of the season the boys watched the heart filled family comedy where a divorced dad reconnects with his son and finds the true meaning of Christmas after killing Sa...
ListenDeep Blue Sea (1999) from 2019-12-03T09:15:38
To conclude our movies to be thankful for, John selected the slasher horror film where the stalker killers are sharks in Deep Blue Sea!
Besides the plot the boys discuss rusted ...
ListenRio Grande (1950) from 2019-11-22T02:05
With this being November we are picking movies that we are thankful for, and for some reason the movie that Tim picked was the John Wayne classic? Is it a classic? Anyways…Tim picked Rio Grande!...
ListenBatman: The Long Halloween from 2019-11-19T02:00
This is a remastered version of when Max appeared on the Average Joe Comic Show originally aired on October 30th.
Batman: The Long Halloween set in the early days of Bruce Wayne...
ListenBest Comic Book Movies W/ Average Joe Comic Show from 2019-11-15T01:05
BJ and Ben from the Average Joe Comic Show join Max, John, and Bill to discuss their top 3 favorite comic book movies of all time.
Fun times and lots of inappropriate jokes are ...
ListenRoboCop (1987) w/ Jake Young from Wizard and the Bruiser from 2019-11-08T02:25
Jake Young, from the massively popular nerd and pop culture podcast Wizard and the Bruiser, joins Max, John, and Tim (kinda) to discuss the cocaine fueled/five-star rampage mode/social-political...
ListenAn American werewolf in London (1981) from 2019-10-30T04:33
To conclude our Halloween month the gang watched the father of modern horror comedies, An American Werewolf London!
Besides the plot line topic discussed include: what moors are...
ListenMichael Jackson Thriller Music Video (1983) from 2019-10-27T16:13:15
Its bonus episode time and the boys watched Michael Jackson’s innovative music video Thriller!
Tim viewed this entire music video as a foreshadowing analogy of the horrible thin...
ListenThe Simpsons Treehouse of Horror V (1994) from 2019-10-24T04:00
Halloween month is rolling along and the boys took a first classic ticket to Nostalglaland as they discuss one of the best Simpsons Halloween specials ever.
Act 1 The Shinning...
ListenSleep Away Camp (1983) from 2019-10-18T12:44:43
Ohh NELLY the boys watched the Jeffrey Epstein/ Harvey Weinstein horror cult classic Sleepy Away Camp! Where all the adults are pedophiles, the kids are horrible to each other, and almost everyo...
ListenMini Review: Joker (2019) from 2019-10-15T17:27:34
Max saw the new movie Joker and he has a few spoil free things to say about it. Then he ranks the best joker film performance, and gives Joker a movie rating. New full episode will be out soon.<...
ListenCabin in the Woods (2012) from 2019-10-07T18:36:22
For the first movie of Halloween month the boys watched Cabin in the Woods- the slasher movie with a TWIST!
Max covers every monster and prop, John covers his new metal meter based off k...
ListenScary Movies With Cinemondo Podcast from 2019-10-01T07:41:42
It’s Halloween time and in our first crossover event Max and John sit down with the Cinemondo Podcast to discuss the scariest movies they have ever seen.
First you get some pit ...
ListenRudy (1993) from 2019-09-26T01:00
The boys tear apart the 1st world/ white privilege story of Rudy, where none of the facts are real and everyone is angry.
Tim freaks out at Rudy leaving a full time job and the ...
ListenHold My Popcorn Trailer from 2019-09-16T10:26:02
Hold My Popcorn is a podcast and is BANANAS! EXPLOSIONS! BBBRRAAMMMAAHHHMMM!
ListenAny Given Sunday (1999) 2nd Half: Dream Crusher from 2019-09-15T16:55:40
The boys mercifully wrap up the conclusion of Any Given Sunday which goes off the rails pretty quickly as they discuss this NFL Blitz like game accompanieded by Grand Theft Auto like fans in the...
ListenAny Given Sunday (1999) 1st Half from 2019-09-10T20:00:20
Its football time and in part one of two the popcorn bros picked the drug snorting, steroid pumping Oliver Stone film Any Given Sunday, where the viewers too can feel like they have head trauma!...
ListenMovie Monsters from 2019-09-03T18:13
Halloween is coming early! On this mini episode most of crew had things to do like hang out with their families over the long weekend, so instead you will be subjected to Max and John discussing...
ListenMen in Black (1997) from 2019-08-28T01:01
For the last episode of our summer blockbuster season the boys watched the 1997 alien action comedy classic Men in Black! Now with 10% new audio!
Tim thinks Edgar gets a bad rep because ...
ListenInglourious Basterds (2009) Part 2 from 2019-08-20T18:26:54
This week the boys wrap up their extra big Inglourious Basterds special!
Chapter 4- Juice boxes in a globe, Mike Myers being the most awkward Brit ever, that pub basement scene, ...
ListenInglourious Basterds (2009) Part 1 from 2019-08-13T02:05
In Part I of this II part episode, the boys cover chapters 1-3 of Quinton Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds!
Chapter 1- The boy’s initial thoughts whilst watching the opening scen...
ListenPopular Movies We Hate from 2019-08-09T01:01
Whooo Nelly! The boys are talking about popular movies they HATE!
Tim’s audio doesn’t fully kick in till the 10 min mark, but prior to that, the gang has a nice family friendly c...
ListenPuff Daddy’s Godzilla Song from 2019-08-03T02:00
Uh huh yeeaahh..in this mini episode Derek and Max break down banana-land music video and song "Come with me" by Puff Daddy and Jimmy Page off the Godzilla soundtrack.
Ever wanted to kno...
ListenGodzilla (1998) from 2019-08-01T03:00
The boys are back for their first movie in a month and ohh boy are they rusty! They also hated Roland Emmerich’s 1998 Godzilla so listen to it.
For more on artwork like ...
ListenTop 3 Movie Villains from 2019-07-22T07:12:25
The boys are back after a little summer break, and they are talking bad guys!
Few things discussed include Alan Rickman’s forehead, Will Smith’s annoying family, superhero movie saturatio...
ListenBlockbuster Vixens from 2019-07-04T02:05
Happy 4th of July! On this mini episode the boys cover their top 3 Blockbuster Vixens. Will they select their ladies based off of box office numbers, muscle, or will they be shallow and end up s...
ListenAnaconda (1997) from 2019-06-25T02:00
Last full episode for a few weeks and boy oh boy it’s quite the doozy as the boys watched the 1997 snake hit Anaconda!
Why does J-Low look like a completely different person, bu...
ListenThe Mummy (1999) from 2019-06-19T15:12:54
On this weeks summer blockbuster episode the gang watch the Indiana Jones rip off, The Mummy!
Why did they make a curse that would allow the mummy to come back and rule the world?
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ListenJaws (1975) from 2019-06-13T08:21:24
The boys watched the father of the modern blockbuster, Jaws!
Besides the plot and trivia facts, the boys discuss old men behavior in gym locker rooms, is Quint American? How much coke wa...
ListenTop Gun (1986) from 2019-06-04T18:05:14
The shows a bit late to wrap up Musical May…or maybe its just super early for next year? No its late, and the boys also couldn’t stomach another musical so instead they watched Top Gun!
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ListenBonus Episode: Top 3 Disney Soundtracks Of All Time from 2019-05-29T20:11:59
For this months mini episode the boys made their top 3 Disney soundtracks of all time. Want to know how long it takes for them to make it extremely uncomfortable and inappropriate? Well you will...
ListenThe Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) from 2019-05-21T20:22:04
The boys are rolling along in Musical May, and they watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Surprisingly there isn’t as much vulgar and Alabama-like hate in this episode..but don’...
ListenGrease (1978) from 2019-05-14T20:16:46
The boys watched Grease and hated it. Be prepared for a lot of Law and Order SVU comments.
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Bull Durham (1988) from 2019-04-16T09:30:16
For game 2 of our baseball movie month the boys went back to the minors and watched the 1988 baseball classic Bull Durham.
Few things covered include: The Harvey Weinstein approach to ba...
ListenRookie of the Year (1993) from 2019-04-07T15:50:23
The popcorn gang watched the totally realistic baseball film Rookie of the Year to kickstart their month of baseball movies.
The boys are playing hardball and cover things such ...
ListenMandy (2018) from 2019-03-30T13:38:01
We wrap up our Nicolas Cage March Madness Movie Month with the 2018 VOD horror black comedy Mandy. This is by far the most disturbing film the crew has watched, so super fan and metalhead John A...
ListenNicolas Cage Boondoggle: Where did all the money go? from 2019-03-25T19:10:31
Max, Preble, and #HoldMyPopcorn super fan John Antoshak discuss the unwise spending habits that led to Nic Cage’s downfall (aka tax evasion).
We’re talking: castles, cars, snakes...
ListenCon Air (1997) from 2019-03-18T19:15:40
For week three of Nic Cage March Madness, the gang is flying first class in the action packed aviation extravaganza: Con Air with super fan Digger Bill Dooley (don’t google him - he’s not famous...
ListenFace Off (1997) from 2019-03-12T18:08:34
This week on Hold My Popcorn half the guys screwed up their audio, but it should sound better as the show goes along.
Speaking of things that don’t get better, the gang watched the face s...
ListenRaising Arizona (1987) from 2019-03-03T14:46:08
It’s March Madness, baby! The popcorn posse is back with a month filled with a man truly depicts madness: Nic Cage!
Butter your popcorn, and get ready for constant crazy eyes, an ooze of ...
ListenEraser (1996) from 2019-02-26T21:32:10
On the premiere episode of Hold My Popcorn, the gang gratefully wraps up their extended Arnold Schwarzenegger month with 1996’s Eraser: directed by the guy who made the Mask and costarring Sunny...
ListenRobert Kraft Interview from 2019-02-23T12:21:52
Friend to the show Robert Kraft called in to discuss the shocking charges filed against him this past Friday.
We will be back with a new movie in a few days.
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ListenKindergarten Cop (1990) from 2019-02-18T15:32:43
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!! Starting next week our show will be changing its title to Hold My Popcorn
That said the boys are now into their 4th Arnie movie of the month with 1990’s Kindergarte...
ListenTotal Recall (1990) from 2019-02-11T21:15:12
In week 3 of the extended Arnold movie month the boys actually watched a movie they all enjoyed for the first time in a while in 1990’s Total Recall.
Max thought the main villain...
ListenThe Running Man (1987) from 2019-02-06T18:31:08
For our second movie in the extended Arnold month, The Dicks in the Back Row watched the forgotten 1987 futuristic death match head scratcher: The Hunger Games…wait no….The Running Ma...
ListenCommando (1985) from 2019-01-29T17:31:29
The gang is starting Arnold month early with the super violent and steroid infused 80’s classic: Commando!
This is the movie that really started it all for "The Arno...
ListenThe Town (2010) from 2019-01-24T17:02:33
The Dicks are kicking off the new year with the Boston bank robber hit, The Town. Few things covered include, the strange modern world we lived in when blackberries were king for 1-2 years befor...
ListenHighlights from the Back Row: Part 2 from 2019-01-14T07:56:51
Now on to part 2 of the clip show that was too action packed to fit into one special episode, the boys will be back next week with their first movie of the new year.
Highlights from the Back Row: Part 1 from 2019-01-08T08:59:02
The boys are still hungover from New Years, so instead enjoy some Dick clips recapping some of our more irrelevant banter from our first year.
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ListenJingle all the Way (1996) from 2018-12-23T22:29:11
In our last Christmas movie of the month, the gang covered the Arnold movie that no one revisits: Jingle all the Way.
There’s a reason why no one watches this movie…...
ListenHome Alone (1990) from 2018-12-18T16:41:14
In week 3 of our Christmas movie month, the gang cuddled up next to a cozy fire, and watched every families favorite Christmas movie about child neglect in Home Alone!
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964) from 2018-12-10T18:32:59
In week 2 of our Christmas movie month, the boys ruin the Christmas special that you grew up loving: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
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ListenDie Hard (1988) from 2018-12-05T20:30:34
The boys are opening up their presents early with the first Christmas movie of the month: 1988’s DIE HAARRDD….and yes, this is a Christmas movie. Don’t you worry; the boys will explai...
ListenBatman and Robin (1997) from 2018-11-28T04:00
We wrap up our “Episode of Thanks” month with the movie that destroyed the Batman franchise in: Batman and Robin from 1997.
Boy what a stinker th...
ListenRocky IV (1985) from 2018-11-20T20:12:26
On this week’s “Episode of Thanks” Mr. Preble selected the most 80’s of all 80’s movies: 1985’s Rocky IV.
Derek wasn’t able to make it in, but th...
ListenTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) from 2018-11-15T21:07:49
On this week’s episode, the boys climb into the dirty Dinkins NYC sewers in 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
The boys can’t comprehend a platonic friendship betw...
ListenUnder Siege (1992) from 2018-11-06T19:25:41
On this week’s episode, we are going back to stupid town with 1992’s Under Siege staring Russia’s BFF Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, and America’s sweetheart, Gary Busey.
Hocus Pocus (1993) from 2018-10-28T19:19:06
For our final Halloween movie of the month, the boys take a drive to Salem, Mass for the 25th anniversary of Hocus Pocus. Don’t worry, ladies; this episode isn’t half as offensive as ...
ListenHalloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) from 2018-10-21T22:19:24
In week 4 of our Halloween movie month the boys decided to stay super relevant with the 2018 Halloween hype and discuss the only movie in the 11 film franchise that doesn’t involve Mi...
ListenHalloween (1978) from 2018-10-16T23:26:39
Just in time for the new Halloween film release, the boys venture to 1978 to visit Hattonfield, Illinois to answer questions like:
How many people live in this town?...
ListenThe Bride of Chucky (1998) from 2018-10-08T20:17:34
In week 2 of Halloween month, the insightful one of the show, Mike Preble, was not able to make it in, so instead, you will be subjected to the bumbling, almost incoherent ramblings o...
ListenChild's Play (1988) from 2018-10-01T21:46:07
Now with 10% new audio! We had some technical difficulties but late is better than neve, so if you already downloaded this prior to 10/3 feel free to redownload.
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ListenGhost (1990) from 2018-09-26T23:52:37
And so....the end is near....as we face... the final movie in Swayze September with 1990’s Ghost. In this episode the boys are talking all about Ghost and only Ghost, because this pod...
ListenRed Dawn (1984) from 2018-09-17T19:49:36
In week 3 of Swayze September the boys do their best to make their Red Dawn episode a 100 minute CNBC vs Fox News hot take. There's a lot of heavy pressing questions, with the most important being:...
ListenRoad House (1989) from 2018-09-11T11:15:40
In week 2 of our Swayze September the boys head to Jasper Missouri and get rowdy with Dalton, the Double Duce, and Sam Elliot’s hair in ROAD HOUSE. This episode is Mantown USA, no girls allowed,...
ListenDirty Dancing (1987) from 2018-09-04T22:04:44
We kick off Swayze September with the 1987 classic Dirty Dancing. The guys don't have a whole lot of criticism with this one, but pro choice and pro life supporters may think differently...YIKES...
ListenMini Episode- Thong Song from 2018-08-31T18:15:38
Ole Timmy Slim Jim and Mr Preble actually have a life and were unable to make it in, so instead you will be subjected to Max and Derek revisiting 1999's Thong Song in our first mini episode. Som...
ListenFootloose (1984) from 2018-08-28T19:01:16
This week we move away from man-eating dinosaurs and discuss something even more dangerous ...teenage dancing!
The guys cover a lot of h...
ListenJurassic Park III (2001) from 2018-08-24T02:52:34
In our second episode we venture back to Costa Rica to run circles around the unnecessary, and ill-advised 2001 stinker that is Jurassic Park 3. The guys have plenty of things to discuss includi...
ListenEpisode 1: Jurassic Park from 2018-08-14T23:11
Welcome to “The Dicks in the Back Row” a podcast where we trash the good movies, and absolutely destroy the bad ones. In the first episode we talk about the 1993 classic Jurassic Park, and we di...
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