Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator(2019): A Big Strong Asshole - a podcast by Unknown

Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Easing into Eagle pose, your charkras are aligned and your third eye is open, on the precipice of ultimate enlightenment when from the sky comes a voice telling you to SUCK IN YOUR FAT FUCKING STOMACH, YOU STUPID UGLY BITCH. Suddenly you realize you’re in a stinky 120 degree room with 500 other people and an old man in a speedo trying to balance on your hip bones. In Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator, we unfortunately learn that as bad as that sounds, you were “lucky” to leave a Bikram session with only having been shamed and verbally abused, instead of enduring the sexual and physical abuses bestowed upon many of this scum bag’s loyal students. So find your dristi and join us as we navigate the health trends of late-90s L.A., consider the benefits of yoga to achieving a strong asshole, and fully downward-dog on Bikram and his predatory empire. Namaste, bitches! 

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