Hail Satan? (2019): Keep Your Testaments Off of My Ovaries - a podcast by Unknown

Do you ever find yourself looking for something more? Are you looking for answers and only finding more questions? Do you identify as an edgy thespian and/or magician with an insatiable desire to troll the religious patriarchy? If so, look no further than the Satanic Temple! Led by aging, milky-eyed, sexy(????) prankster Lucien Greaves, you’re sure to find the brother/sisterhood you’ve been craving as you pour milk all over yourself dressed as a giant baby in front of an abortion clinic as a form of protest in the name of Satan! Forge a special Satanist’s bond as you smooch your brethren atop a deceased homophobe’s grave! Promote equality, love, and unity all while choking on daddy’s wine! You owe it to yourself. Join us this week as Danielle, once again, disgraces her husband with her questionable, yet public taste in men. And honestly? Hail Satan.

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