Monster Camp (2007): Bonking Up the Wrong Tree - a podcast by Unknown

Hear ye, hear ye! Do you enjoy dressing up from head to toe in felt? Do you spend countless hours practicing your sword-wielding prowess in your mom’s backyard? Do you survive off a steady diet of little else but Mountain Dew and frozen burritos? Are you a hopeless virgin? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, we have just the place for you: Monster Camp! Nestled in Millersylvania State Park outside of Seattle exists a world populated by dragons, elves, fairies, rat gladiators, goblin kings, and any other fantastical creature you can dream up making it up as they go to fight to the death for some fake, unintelligible reason. That’s right, people: We’ve got a bunch of LARPing incels on our hands and we are going where no sexually experienced person has dared to go before. Join us as we feebly attempt to understand the laws of the lawless games these jokers play, consider the different shapes, sizes, and patterns neckbeards take on, cast devastating spells, and so much more! Please bear with us as the sound quality is as bad as ever, but the LOLs are heartier than ever! Tune in!

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