Podcasts by Hosts of Ascalon - Guild Wars 2 Podcast

HoA080 - NOT STOPPIN’ TALKIN’ from 2022-01-13T12:00

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona jump into 2022 with predictions, tips, and nonsense!

HoA079 - Failure apparently *IS* an option... from 2021-11-06T12:00

... for Allona, who thought this was posted a week ago but missed hitting 'publish'. Bootts and Allona talk about the last Beta event and the medium armour specs.

HoA078 - Let the'festivies'begin! from 2021-10-11T11:00

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona jibber jabber about new elite specs, Halloween, green screens of death, and – you know – stuff.

HoA077 - 3 Hosts, 2 Hours, 1 Good Time from 2021-09-12T15:00

Allona and Bootts welcome the return of HaashTag! There was lots to talk about... let's get down to it.

HoA076 - Livin'for the Livestream from 2021-07-29T13:00

Bootts and Allona recap and opionionize on this week's End of Dragons: First Look livestream... and the new official website (that's maybe just Allona).

HoA075 - The One with the Marionette from 2021-07-18T11:00

Bootts and Allona power through without the delightful HaashTag. There was so much news to discuss that Allona forgot half of the things she had planned to bring up... classic. Bootts, as always...

HoA074 - Brash the Bragon from 2021-06-28T21:00

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona have a lovely chat about what they've been up to in game and recap the most recent GW2 news. And, of course, they bash some dragons... but not Aurene. Never Aur...

HoA073 - Fireside Chat with Bootts from 2021-05-28T22:00

HaashTag, Bootts, and Allona go over the recent balance patch and the Living World Return Season 2! No  manatee singing occurs during this podcast.

HoA072 - The power of friendship! from 2021-05-06T13:00

Bootts and Allona welcome the triumphant return of HaashTag! There was plenty of GW2 news to talk about... the Icebrood Saga conclusion, the summer roadmap, and more! Check it out!

HoA071 - It's all slightly cheesy from 2021-04-19T21:00

Bootts once again joins Allona! They go over Super Adventure Box and, you know, contests... and stuff.

HoA070 - Hotty or Haughty from 2021-03-21T14:00

Bootts once again joins Allona! They go over GW2 news including the most recent story release, Balance. There are spoilers. There are rambling segues. It was a good time.

HoA069 - The episode that shall not be named from 2021-02-23T22:00

There has been a series of unfortunate events and this episode is being posted unforgivingly late. Even so, please accept Allona's sincerest apologies. The news that Bootts and Allona cover...

HoA068 - Guest host and predictions and story, oh my! from 2021-01-30T19:00

Allona is joined by guest host, Bootts for the first official show of 2021! What did they talk about? Every. Dang. Thing.

HoA067 - Everybody Loves Ryland from 2020-11-22T10:00

HaashTag and Allona go into all sorts of spoilery thoughts about Guild Wars 2: Icebrood Saga – Champions: Chapter 1 – Truce!

HoA066 - Flotsam and Jetsam from 2020-10-25T11:00

HaashTag and Allona celebrate Halloween in GW2 as well as 'spotliking' the GW2 Art Collective! That's pretty much it... a good time was had by all and absolutely no mistakes were ...

HoA065 - Flirty Skirt from 2020-09-27T18:00

HaashTag and Allona may have had some last minute technical recording issues, but that didn't stop them from discussing the new fractal, Sunqua Peak and the trials and tribulations of their...

HoA064 - I'm famous, you know from 2020-08-30T18:00

HaashTag and Allona delayed the show a week on the hopes and dreams of a big announcement. AND... #CanthaConfirmed! The good times don't end there... the 8th anniversary, massive update to ...

HoA063 - Throw Down the Drama Sticks from 2020-08-02T16:00

HaashTag and Allona go full in on spoilers for Jormag Rising, have MANY opinions, and share a fantastic fan theory.

HoA062 - Egregiously Aggressive from 2020-07-12T09:00

HaashTag and Allona briefly discuss Dragon Bash, recap the recent balance patch, have opinions on wording, right the shame of missed listener emails (bad Allona), and launch a Patreon... yup. Listen

HoA061 - The Full Meta from 2020-06-22T12:00

HaashTag and Allona chit chat about what they've been up to in GW2 (hint: not doing metas) and talk about FASHION and the upcoming Dragon Bash.

HoA060 - Point and Click and Choose from 2020-05-29T16:00

Haashtag and Allona have spoilerific discussions about the new Living World episode, No Quarter! (Spoiler talk is called out before we start in on it... so yer safe to dive in.)

HoA059 - Hot Act Three Cheevos from 2020-05-01T21:00

HaashTag and Allona are back, back, back again! There's SAB news, there's anniversary news, there's... more other news. And most importantly, there's laughter.

HoA058 - Excitenous! from 2020-03-14T19:00

HaashTag and Allona are enjoying all the great GW2 news... like Visions of the Past which include Season 1 missions! SEASON 1, PEOPLE!

HoA057 - Incessant Chatter from 2020-02-15T17:00

HaashTag and Allona had literally a billion* GW2 news updates to go over. (*Note: It's way less than a billion.)

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HoA056 - Predicted Perfect Plaid from 2020-01-18T13:00

HaashTag and Allona jump right in to the new year with GW2 news, their sorta pathetisad 2020 predictions (thank goodness listener predictions were on point), and laughs... always laughs.

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HoA055 - HAY-VROWN WEE-BEE from 2019-12-14T18:00

HaashTag and Allona talk about the last QoL/Balance update, their adventures hunting cheevos, and Allona goes on a rant about the Raven Sanctum questions (after being goaded by HaashTag)!

HoA054 - HoA: The Returnening! from 2019-11-24T17:00

HaashTag and Allona return from a break to a whole heap of news and get down to business to chat about the newest Living World chapter, Whisper in the Dark! No story spoilers but they do go all ...

HoA053 - A Charr and a Norn Walk into a Bar... from 2019-09-21T13:00

HaashTag and Allona try to only spoil non-story elements of the prologue, Bound by Blood, and maybe get a little competitive with cheevos.

HoA052 - Attention to the Tale from 2019-09-08T11:00

HaashTag and Allona dust off their podcasting cobwebs and get right down to business! The Saga, the presentation, the magazine, the sheer number of times Allona can say "attention to detail...

HoA051 - I Want a Wunic from 2019-08-03T16:00

HaashTag and Allona have a lot to go over before their August break begins... The Festival of the Four Winds! A cryptic end-of-August announcement! All the tin foil hatting that comes with crypt...

HoA050 - Work/Life Balance Patch from 2019-07-19T23:00

HaashTag and Allona have some laughs, get super excited about getting mail, go over the summaries for the recent balance patch, and – yes, your ears aren't hearing things – that is a budgie...

HoA049 - Gems&the Holograms! from 2019-06-29T16:00

HaashTag and Allona talk dragon bash, the upcoming WvW event, and have a few laughs along the way.

HoA048 - Freestylin'Smörgåsbord from 2019-06-01T21:00

HaashTag and Allona are on the receiving end of technical shenanigans, answer questions from chat, and get almost nowhere in the show notes.

HoA047 - The Supposed Shortest Show from 2019-05-11T15:00

HaashTag and Allona have wonderful GW2 timing.

HoA046 - The OG Converter from 2019-04-28T12:00

HaashTag and Allona have a MASSIVE balance patch, a trailer, a new mount announcement, new events, and hot tubs to talk about... let's get this party started!

HoA045 - Haashtag Has Thoughts™ from 2019-03-30T00:00

HaashTag and Allona have a good time chatting generally about ye ol' GW2... and Super Adventure Box... and the Welcome Back initiative... and Haashtag has MANY thoughts on each and every to...

HoA044 - One Big Catball from 2019-03-08T00:00

HaashTag and Allona chat about the Warclaw, review the balance patch summaries, and let everyone know how they can share their Love4Arenanet.

HoA043 - A Quieter Honk from 2019-02-08T00:00

HaashTag and Allona sat down to do a reg'lar show when luck and happenstance gifted them surprise guest host, Spirit, from the Relics of Orr podcast! Not only was there a small GW2 update, ...

HoA042 - The Full Monkey from 2019-01-26T00:00

HaashTag and Allona are joined by special guest, Bootts for this JAM PACKED episode! We have Lunar New Year; we have spoilery All or Nothing thoughts; and finally, the original point of the firs...

HoA041.5 - Bonus mini show! from 2018-12-22T02:00

HaashTag and Allona realized they could not let the Living World trailer for All or Nothing go untalked about!

HoA041 - Back in the Roller Beetle Saddle from 2018-12-14T03:00

HaashTag and Allona return (after too long of a break) to a much more extensive Wintersday release than they anticipated!

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HoA040 - Ahai Jahai from 2018-09-28T00:00

Haashtag, Allona, and Hunter banter on the extreme edges of what most people would consider to be civilized conversation as they discuss Guild Wars 2's latest update, A Star To Guide Us, Jahai...

HoA039 - A Supposed Scepter To Guide Us from 2018-09-14T00:00

Haashtag, Hunter, and Allona talk about the upcoming Living World episode A Star To Guide Us, crackpot theories, and the usual bickering about details.Listen

HoA038 - You get a chair. You get a chair. Everybody gets a chair! from 2018-09-01T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona celebrate GW2's 6th anniversary, enjoy some new novelty items, and summarize the recent balance patch... all while sitting on our free chairs! Listen

HoA037 - Guild Wars 2 as Time Allows from 2018-08-17T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona catch up on GW2 news and stuff. Nuthin' fancy...just chats.Support the show (https://www.patreon...

HoA036 - This dat good good yo from 2018-08-02T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over their in-game activities, discuss the Festival of the Four Winds patch, and generally give each other a hard time... like ya do.

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HoA035 - Long Live the HoA Meetup! from 2018-07-13T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over being able to meet in person (fun!), the new living world episode, the balance patch... and that about covers it!Listen

HoA034 - Gird your Loins and Mount your Beetles! from 2018-06-22T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona watched the trailer. HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona had thoughts on the trailer. HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona talk about the trailer! Did you hear there was a trailer? A ...

HoA033 - Haashbaaaaaaaaaaaaaag and Ballogna from 2018-06-08T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona talk about what they've been up to for the past month... MONTH! And also go over the wee bit of news and patch notes for GW2.Listen

HoA032 - The Hillbilly Version from 2018-05-11T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona review the balance updates and other delightful GW2 happenings.

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HoA031 - Boom Shakalaka from 2018-04-27T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona find quite a bit to talk about from a variety of sources. Oh yes... such variety!

Things we talked about: Sandswept Isles Reddit thread, Listen

HoA030 - Glyph Notes from 2018-04-13T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over the changes to gathering tools, PAX East, some awesome Twitter threads, and the April Fool`s Day patch notes. Yeah!Listen

HoA029 - HOLY SIT! from 2018-03-30T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona just sit around... chatting about Guild Wars 2. Like we do.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/...

HoA028 - We all deserve waffle day from 2018-03-11T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over their spoilerific thoughts on A Bug in the System, recap the patch notes, and (for some reason) are randomly roboty at various parts of the recording. FANTASTIC...

HoA027 - A Bug in the Podcast from 2018-03-01T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona have thoughts on the 'A Bug in the System' trailer that they needed to discuss prior to next week's release. They encountered many technical difficulties...

HoA026 - Allona Goes (Phantasmal) Rogue from 2018-02-09T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over the extensive* patch notes and the proposed WvW changes. *Note: Unlike last week, EXTREMELY extensive.Listen

HoA025 - Stoats of Ascalon from 2018-01-27T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over the extensive* patch notes and have a lengthy discussion all spawning from a great listener mail. *Note: Not at all extensiveListen

HoA024 - I already said what I had to say about the Storm of Jade Empire Dragon Tempest from 2018-01-05T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona delve into predictions for Guild Wars 2 in 2018 (with some wonderful community prediction submissions as well!) and in-game reflections on the year that was 2017. Listen

HoA023 - Galumphing from 2017-12-01T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona oooh and aaah over Daybreak and discuss the rest of this past Tuesday's update. (But there's a lot of ooohing and aaahing.) Also, SPOILERS! Listen

HoA022 - Shove it in your steampipe from 2017-11-18T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona weigh in on the LWS04 teaser trailer, the balance patch, and maybe a little bit about Mountgate. Maybe.Su...

HoA021 - Stranger Thorns from 2017-11-04T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona have more out-of-game GW2 news to chat about this week; PoF soundtrack, fan-designed weapons, and many Good Apples and Grumble Cakes (you guys rock!). Listen

HoA020 - Praise Joko from 2017-10-20T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona dive into The Shadow of the Mad King and discuss the news from the recent patch.Support the show (htt...

HoA019 - Well this episode is going great...oh, and spoilers BTW from 2017-10-06T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona were more than happy to talk about Path of Fire for an super long time. They forgot to mention spoilers early in the show... so... SPOILERS!Listen

HoA018 - Super Sized PoF Bag! from 2017-09-21T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona relax and enjoy the last show before Path of Fire launches on the 22nd. There was a trailer, some forum posts, some news, and a lot of banter!Listen

HoA017 - PoF the Magic Dragon from 2017-09-09T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona recap the deeper delve we got from Mount Week in addition to other Path of Fire news. NOTE: There was a slight audio glitch about an hour in, new file has been uploaded...

HoA016 - RAPTORZ!!! from 2017-08-26T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go over their thoughts on the two Path of Fire preview weekends as well as the regular-type news.Support ...

HoA015 - This is the News that Never Ends from 2017-08-11T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona were super excited to discuss the Path of Fire expansion announcement, and then we were blessed with a MASSIVE balance patch! Buckle up, friends...it's gonna be a ...

HoA014 - The Lore of Orr is Fun to Explore from 2017-07-27T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona enter into ALL the spoilers discussing the season 3 finale! [lie]There was no bickering at any time during this show.[/lie]

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HoA013 - Short On Hosts, Long On Bickering from 2017-07-15T00:00

Hunter and Allona proceed with a show sans HaashTag, Allona forgets to hit record for the first half of the show (sorry about the crappy audio, guys), and there's some exciting teaser news to ...

HoA012 - In PvP Only from 2017-06-24T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona discuss the PvP patch and all the goodies that came with it (hint: llamas)! Hunter also publicly appreciates everyone who does not contact him in-game.

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HoA011 - World vs ... Whatever, There's a New Llama! from 2017-06-10T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona play HoA bingo, gush over your Haute of Ascalon fashion contest entries, and recap all the WvW news! Oh, and have you seen the new llama mini? You need to see the new l...

HoA010 - Sword of Balthazar from 2017-05-19T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona discuss Tuesday's balance patch changes and announce their first ever contest! As well, HaashTag disbelieves that the Sworn of Balthazar are a thing, Allona conced...

HoA009 - It's All Been Spoilers, Baby! from 2017-05-06T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona went without sleep playing the new episode, Flashpoint, and exploring Draconis Mons to prepare for this week's show. SACRIFICE AND SPOILERS!Listen

HoA008 - Lifestyles of the Rich and Ascalonian from 2017-04-21T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona chat about the comings and goings of GW2... it's pretty casual. Also Hunter has a lot of gold. (Outro Credits: "Our Story Begins" Kevin MacLeod (incompe...

HoA007 - The Beard Store from 2017-04-07T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona play SAB, talk about it, go over game updates, and laugh at April Fools patch notes! Show correction: SAB ends on the 20th, not the 19th. (Outro Credits: "Our Sto...

HoA006 - I'm in... fighties from 2017-03-25T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona had a couple discussion requests and an actual email from (wonderful) listeners to keep the GW2 chat a'flowin'! (Intro/Outro Credits: "Hero Theme" ...

HoA005 - KazoooOOooo from 2017-03-10T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona finally have flawless (FLAWLESS!) audio and mostly use it to discuss what they've been up to in GW2. They also go over the wee patch from Tuesday and some miscella...

HoA004 - Look at me doing math! from 2017-02-25T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona did a TON in game (often the same things, tbh) and, of course, go over many of the updates from this week's balance patch! (Intro/Outro Credits: "Hero Theme&...

HoA003 - KERMIT FLAIL! from 2017-02-11T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go through the plentiful and sometimes surprising patch notes for the new Living World episode The Head of the Snake! Note: No story spoilers. (Intro/Outro Credits: &q...

HoA002 - It has a shocking secret! from 2017-02-03T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona talk about Lunar New Year, forum posts, Votes of Ascalon survey results, and next week's new Living World chapter, The Head of the Snake! (Intro/Outro Credits: &q...

HoA001 - We made a thing! from 2017-01-15T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go into their 2017 GW2 predictions (and work out the bugs – loud then quiet audio alert) for this new podcast thing they're trying. (Intro/Outro Credits: "He...

HoA001 - We made a thing! from 2017-01-15T00:00

HaashTag, Hunter, and Allona go into their 2017 GW2 predictions (and work out the bugs – loud then quiet audio alert) for this new podcast thing they're trying. (Intro/Outro Credits: "He...