Podcasts by Hot Takes With Hot Dykes

A GAY GOODBYE<3 from 2021-09-23T00:19:45

a simple goodbye <3

we love you, stay gay! 

Episode 76: LiLo K-Hole with Best Mistakes Podcast from 2021-04-28T02:39:33

another pod! this fortnight we have on stand up comedians and the hosts of 'Best Mistakes' podcast Anya Volz & Nika Lomazzo. they're HILARIOUS and we talk about the controversial legacy of Lena ...

Episode 75: Flex Time with Ex-Florist from 2021-04-14T08:00

on this fortnightly episode we talk about office slang, tunnel boring machines, making out with our dogs & we interview Tacoma based rapper, archivist and artist Ex-Florist!

find Ex-Flori...

Episode 74: Wiki How 2 Be from 2021-03-30T21:00:27

we are back! with an episode about how to become confident :D we went to the source of confidence... Kourtney Kardashian's POOSH, Tony Robbins and of course Wiki How

find us on patreon! p...

Episode 73: I Take Time And I Fold It from 2021-03-17T07:00

HELLOO!! on this fortnightly episode we take a deep dive into time, DDR and john mayer <3 it's one of my favorites.. truly! 

find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD

clara's ig @clara...

Withholding our Lesbian Labor from 2021-02-17T08:00

hello!! on this fortnightly episode we talk about going on STRIKE (aka being laid off and collecting unemployment lmao), our futures for the world and our weekend snow days of course

find...

Couples Therapy Squared from 2021-02-03T09:00

hiii we're back with a new episode!! we talk about the harrowing and oft gawked at practice of ..COUPLES THERAPY! we offer our own lezperspective drawing from our own experiences, watch some rea...

Episode 70: Shycon City with Archie from 2021-01-13T02:30:36

we interview seattle pop superstar ARCHIE! woohoo! we talk about introverts thriving, her dreams, how she got to where she is and all the beauty that lies before her

find her on spotify a...

Entering the Gaytrix with Frankie Leveau from 2020-12-24T09:00

hello! we're back with another pod <3 on this fortnightly episode we gab about Val watching The Matrix for the first time followed by an interview with Frankie Leveau. it's a good one xoxo

Daily Meal with Dylan McKeever from 2020-12-10T08:30

hello!!! we interviewed Dylan McKeever on this fortnightly episode <3 <3 she's a comedian, an illustrator, a JOY on instagram and most importantly, our friend

find her on ig @deemakes ! <...

Claranators vs Val-Pals from 2020-11-25T09:00

hi gays! 

on this episode we talk about the pursuit of rugged individualism has made america into a death cult

<3 enjoy and stay gay!

find us on patreon- patreon.com/HTHWD Listen

Blob Family from 2020-10-26T07:00

here we ARE with election self care tips, reminiscing on our stand up 'careers' and ...a little announcement

find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD

clara's ig @clarapluton

va...

Episode 65: P0P S3CR3T from 2020-10-07T06:00

another episode of HTWHD!! 

we talk about.. everything. bliss, the spirit realm, our failed coping mechanisms and everything in between

find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD

Episode 64: Yesterday's Tomorrow is Today from 2020-09-23T07:00

a new episode yay! we talk about building for our future in the ashes of failed American democracy experiment. yay! 

find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD

clara's ig: clarapluton Listen

What Would Enby Jesus Do from 2020-08-23T17:29:05

on this fortnightly episode we answer your q & gays!!!! YAY! you can always email us your questions at hottakeswithhotdykes@gmail.com

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Episode 62: Un-Nuke the Family from 2020-07-24T08:00

hello!!!! new episode <3 we love you, stay gay! 

find us on patreon!!! patreon.com/HTWHD

clara's insta: clarapluton

val's insta: teenbeat_84

Comedy Is CANCELLED!!!! from 2020-07-01T07:00

woo! we're back! 

patreon.com/HTWHD

clara's ig @clarapluton

val's ig @teenbeat_84

Keep Dreaming, Keep Building with King County Equity Now from 2020-06-17T07:00

we interviewed Isaac of King County Equity Now Coalition! 

sign up for their newsletter! follow them everywhere!!!! https://www.kingcountyeq...

Episode 60: The Virgo Mom-ologues with Ylva Mara Radziszewski from 2020-05-21T07:00

it's our 60th episode omg!!

on this episode we talk to high priestess, author, witch and more Ylva Mara Radzisewski <3

we talk about falling asleep on the toilet, the love of the g...

Episode 59: Clara's Gay Hiccup Cure from 2020-04-29T07:00

we're back!

on this episode we talk about change, taco bell and I REVEAL MY TRADEMARKED HICCUP CURE

find us on patreon! patreon.com/HTWHD

clara's insta: @clarapluton

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Episode 59: Enjoy The Pot Roast with Sharlese Metcalf from 2020-04-01T07:00

On this edition of Cruisin' With Clara we sit with DJ Sharlese Metcalf. We talk birth charts, being beat obsessed, reality TV and so much more. 

Sharlese's instagram: sh6rl6s6

Clar...

Episode 58: Work From Homo from 2020-03-24T07:00

HERE WE AAARE

we recorded this in our living room and it was hard and we love all of you so much <3

find us on instagram

clara's ig @clarapluton

val's ig @teenbeat_84...

Episode 57: Clara's Dinner With Val from 2020-03-04T08:00

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio

on this very special episode Clara & Val interview... EACH OTHER!!!! <3 <3 they talk about being frozen, magic, downloads & all...

Episode 56: 'Never Meant' 2 Doubt My Doubt from 2020-02-19T07:00

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Seattle 

on this fortnightly episode Clara and Val talk about rich gays, emo anthems and what we can learn from our doubts <3 

find us on p...

Walking Through Gaping Holes from 2020-02-05T09:00

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

hi!! on this fortnightly episode we talk about PMDD 420, portals and America's first drag queen William Dorsey Swann <3...

Slumber Party!! with Cartel Madras from 2020-01-22T09:00

helloooo! we have a super special episode today because we interviewed trap powerhouses Cartel Madras <3 

find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD

@cartelmadras

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Episode 53: We're Your Gay Parents from 2019-12-25T09:00

originally broadcast Monday December 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Seattle 

we're back!! we talk about enya, reparenting your inner child and give ya'll a lil non monogamy check in

clar...

Q&Gay: Fergalicious Edition from 2019-11-27T09:00

originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Seattle 

it's another q & gay episode!! we answer your queeries and talk about our trip to europe <3 

find us on facebook @Hot Takes With H...

Metamour Megadeth from 2019-11-14T08:00

we are sending you this transmission from paris! woo! 

on this fortnightly episode we talk about our experience maneuvering non monogamy EEK! 

it's a spicy one <3 

find us o...

Episode 50: Gay Ghosts from 2019-10-30T07:00

this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle 

on this fortnightly episode we talk about ghosting, we roast susan sontag, and deeply debrief what's ...

Live Lez at Town Hall from 2019-10-02T08:00

hi!! we play our september 24th town hall recording <3 it's so much fun. 

we talk about workplace pooping, men in 10 gallon hats and our 6 gay agreements

find us on facebook @Hot T...

Gossip Gays from 2019-09-18T08:00

hello! this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

on this episode we talk about why white men don't get wet in the rain, gossip, the trans queers...

Codependence Day from 2019-09-09T08:00

hello!!!! A NEW EPISODE HAS ARRIVED

we talk about being codependent lesbians, lil nas x & adult babies. 

find us on patreon at patreon.com/HTWHD

facebook @Hot Take With Hot ...

Switch Utopia from 2019-08-21T08:00

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about sexologist, performance artist and porn star Annie Sprinkle as well as a DEEP DEEEP dive into top and bottom culture. IT'S A GOOD ONE. 

Q&Gay Part Deux from 2019-08-07T08:00

originally broadcast Monday August 5th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

on this fortnightly episode we talk about our trip down the coast, we answer your q's & play a m...

Episode 44: Primetime Pansexuals from 2019-07-24T08:00

originally broadcast Monday July 22nd on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

on this fortnightly episode we talk about the queer history of Coney Island, rant about boomers, the ne...

Episode 43: Fountain of Queer Youth from 2019-07-11T08:00

**THE AUDIO IS A LIL BLOWN OUT. MERCURY RETROGRADE AND CHILL**

this episode was originally broadcast Monday July 8th on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio 

on this fortnightly epi...

Episode 42: LIVE4PRIDE//Ego Death with Erin Aquarian from 2019-06-26T07:00

hello!! this is such a fun episode.. we broadcast a live episode we did at The Rendezvous in Seattle & then play an interview with Portland based witch, tarot reader and intuitive Erin Aquarian ...

Episode 41: Entering Flow State with Graham Downing from 2019-06-12T08:00

originally broadcast June 11th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM 

hellooo we are back with a fortnightly episode where we talk with comedy super star Graham Downing. we chat about acid, improv, ex...

Episode 40: Science is Magic w Pallavi Gunalan from 2019-05-29T08:00

heY GAYS!!

we're bringing you this episode from our rented nissan sentra parked on a street in sunny Arleta, California. 

on this fortnightly episode we talk about jealousy, an ast...

Episode 39: Dish Soap&Battery Acid from 2019-05-01T08:00

this episode was originally broadcast Monday April 29 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Seattle Hollow Earth Radio 

on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara talk about the placebo effect, beach bree...

Episode 38: The Universe's Butthole from 2019-04-17T08:00

originally broadcast Monday April 15th 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle 

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara talk about the royal they-by, concept creep & a queer...

Episode 37: Real Queers in America! (with Samantha Allen&Corey Burke) from 2019-04-03T08:00

this episode was originally broadcast April 1st 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

we are back in the booth baby! on this fortnightly episode we talked to Real Queer Amer...

Episode 36: Aura/Sign/Lesbian from 2019-03-22T08:00

we are back with another bedroom episode!! <3 

we talk about Fergie, QAnon, Val launches a Daylight Saving Time conqueeracy theory & we end on a queerstory about Tove Jansson

find ...

Episode 35: Drop Your Venmo ! (an interview with Indigenize Productions) from 2019-03-06T09:00

originally broadcast on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH LP FM in Seattle, Washington 

on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara discuss how mercury's retrograde shadow period is messing with ...

Episode 34: Non Binary Katy Perry from 2019-02-20T09:00

hi!! this episode was originally broadcast on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio

a lil mini episode for ya'll to get us back on our schedule!! 

we talk about katy perry, bombing i...

Episode 33: Lez Talk About S E X from 2019-02-12T23:34:23

AN EPISODE ON AN OFF WEEK TO MAKE UP FOR MISSING LAST WEEK!!

this was recorded in our bedroom on a zoom recorder LMAO so the quality isn't going to be as good and it might be a little mor...

Epsiode 32: Gay Penguins Do It Better from 2019-01-23T09:00

originally broadcast on January 21st 2019 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara discuss MLK Jr Day, digging up old tweets & a queerstory on...

Episode 31: Clocking the Collective Consciousness with Cucci Binaca from 2019-01-09T09:00

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara have on Seattle drag entertainer and all around incredible woman Cucci Binaca 

they talk about melted cheese, growing up in Nevada, Ginuwine & th...

Episode 30: Hexmas Eve from 2018-12-26T09:00

originally broadcast Monday December 24th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Seattle Hollow Earth Radio 

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara discuss the new Ellen special, solstice intentions ...

Episode 29: Feeling Futch from 2018-12-12T09:00

originally broadcast on Monday December 10th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio 

on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara talk about dead presidents, the tumblr porn ban and the qu...

Episode 28: Turn Your Holidays Into Holigays from 2018-11-28T09:00

originally broadcast on November 26, 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Seattle 

on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara give ya'll a crash course on how to survive the holidays, play excerpts fro...

Episode 27: HTWHD House Party! from 2018-11-14T09:00

originally broadcast on Monday November 12th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM

on this fortnightly episode Val & Clara celebrate ONE YEAR of HTWHD! they invite their friends Monisa Brown & Max Del...

Episode 26: Queer Laughter Will Save The World from 2018-10-31T08:00

originally broadcast on Monday October 29th on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Hollow Earth Radio

CW: Val speaks to an experience with sexual harassment in the first 7 minutes of the episode 

on ...

Episode 25: A Phone Call With JD Samson from 2018-10-17T08:00

originally broadcast on Monday October 15th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio

on this fortnightly episode Clara and Val talk about mental health day, read lesbian love letters o...

Episode 24: A Conversation with Emilia Ortiz; How To Cope&Conquer from 2018-10-03T08:00

originally broadcast on Monday October 1st 2018 on 104.9 KHUH FM Hollow Earth Radio 

on this fortnightly episode val and clara release a **NEW THEME SONG**, they discuss how they cope in ...

Episode 23: Talking Queer Comedy With El Sanchez from 2018-09-19T08:00

originally broadcast on Monday September 17th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH FM Hollow Earth Radio

on this episode Val and Clara have a conversation with none other than PNW stand up icon and legend,...

Episode 22: ConQueeracy Theories from 2018-09-05T08:00

originally broadcast on Monday September 3rd on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio 

on this weeks episode Val and Clara delve into the zeitgeist's meatiest tall tales: CONSPIRACY THEORIES...

Episode 21: Lesbians; Subarus; Why?! from 2018-08-22T08:00

originally broadcast on August 20th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP-FM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

on this episode Val and Clara rant about space colonialism, deep dive into the relationship between...

Episode 20: Don't Disappoint LeBron from 2018-08-09T08:00

originally broadcast Tuesday August 7th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LPFM Hollow Earth Radio Seattle

in this episode Val and Clara talk about ageism, sister spit, and their visionary plans for laun...

Episode 19: Gay Love 4Ever from 2018-07-25T16:50:34

originally broadcast on tuesday july 24th on 104.9 khuh lp fm hollow earth radio seattle

on this episode val and clara discuss homophobic politicians, queer athletes, and love in the time...

Episode 18: Q&Gay from 2018-07-12T04:54:11

originally broadcast on tuesday july 10th on 104.9 LP FM hollow earth radio seattle 

on this fortnightly episode val and clara discuss hannah gadsbey's nannette, paris is burning & they t...

Episode 17: How To Get Called Out from 2018-06-27T20:28:01

**hot takes with hot dykes does not necessarily represent the opinions of hollow earth radio, all lesbian opinions are Val and Clara's alone <3**

originally broadcast on june 26th 2018 on...

Episode 16: Is Everyone Gay? from 2018-06-14T00:40:26

originally broadcast on june 12 2018 on SPACE 101.1 LPFM Seattle. on this fortnightly episode val and clara are gay mythbusters! tackling queer life's biggest existential questions. other musing...

Episode 15: Soaking In The Stars with Elissa Ball from 2018-05-31T03:37:16

originally broadcast on may 29th 2018 on 104.9 Hollow Earth Radio KHUH LP FM Seattle. val and clara sat with poet, witch, and astrologer for seattle weekly Elissa Ball! they discuss the queernes...

Episode 14: Sex Ed, Swinging,&Squirting with Allison Moon from 2018-05-17T01:29:35

originally broadcast on may 15th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Seattle. val and clara are in the studio with sex educator and author Allison Moon!! they talk about love, lust, eating ass, and together w...

Episode 13: A Conversation With Jenn Champion from 2018-05-03T03:57:41

originally broadcast on may 1st 2018 on 104.9 Hollow Earth Radio KHUH LP FM Seattle on this fortnightly episode Val and Clara broadcast an conversation with seattle queer royalty Jenn Champion! the...

Ep 12: Sensitive Sapphics Seek Same from 2018-04-18T04:37:41

originally broadcast on april 17th 2018 on 104.9 Hollow Earth Radio KHUH LP FM Seattle on this weeks episode Clara and Val bring you hot HOT takes on the power of highly sensitive people, brainstor...

Episode 11: LIVE&UNCUT from 2018-04-05T06:26:46

originally broadcast on tuesday april 3rd 2018 on 104.9 Hollow Earth Radio KHUH LP FM Seattle on this weeks episode Val n Clara bring you a broadcast of their LIVE show at intersections festival! t...

Episode 10: Self Help... But Make It Gay from 2018-03-22T00:09:33

originally broadcast on March 20th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Hollow Earth Radio. on this episode Val n Clara go deeeep deeeEeeEP into the world of ~self-help~ & give their unfettered hot takes on to...

Episode 9: Mystery Lez Theatre 3001 from 2018-03-07T23:06:26

originally broadcast on March 6th 2018 on 104.9 KHUH LP FM Hollow Earth Radio. on this weeks episode Val n Clara are joined by their dearest friend n local stand up comedy sweetheart Max Delsohn! t...

Episode 8: AQueerance from 2018-02-22T03:26:45

originally broadcast on February 20th 2018 on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH FM on this weeks episode Val n Clara discourse toxic politics, queer appearance culture n give a brief queerstory on the ...

Episode 7: Big Gay Laughs from 2018-02-07T18:33:07

originally broadcast February 6th 2018 on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH FM on this weeks episode val n clara dish about the blood moon, their burgeoning comedy careers, and tales of lesbian comedia...

Episode 6: Gay Bar Crawl from 2018-01-24T22:35:30

originally broadcast January 25th 2018 on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH FM on this weekz episode Val n Clara are looking for ways to stay afloat in these exceptionally trying times, discuss the pow...

Episode 5: From The Vaults from 2018-01-10T18:26:50

originally broadcast January 9th 2018 on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH FM on this weeks episode Clara n Val delve deep into their teen traumas to present y'all with stories from the crypts of adole...

Episode 4: Mystery Lez Theatre 3000 from 2017-12-28T02:12:08

on this weeks episode Clara & Val are joined by two delightful guests Monisa Brown & Dana Klasky as they embark on a journey of a lifetime. live commentary over an episode of every lezz's favorite ...

Episode 3: Lesbian Voyaging from 2017-12-13T23:06:08

originally broadcast on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH on December 12th 5-7pm PST ;D on this episode Clara n Val discuss cat person, compare n contrast 2 lesbian seminal classics Desert Hearts & Car...

Episode 2: Out of the Closets&Into Your Hearts from 2017-11-29T22:58:59

originally broadcast on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH on November 28th 5-7pm PST ;D Val and Clara talk about they came out of the colloquial closet, their deep burning love of Anne Heche & the radi...

Episode 1: Witch Hunt from 2017-11-16T01:23:21

originally broadcast on Hollow Earth Radio 104.9 KHUH on November 15th. Val and Clara talk about silence of the lambs as queer phenomena, the scorpio new moon, and their mutual misandry. clara's in...

HTWHD November Launch at Hollow Earth Radio from 2017-11-09T02:46:24

originally broadcast on november 4th L I V E at hollow earth radio in seattle, wa. and here it is for you in pristine digital form for you to cherish forever and listen to every freaqin day. like u...