Podcasts by How Am I Still Alive?!
How Am I Still Alive?! is a True Crime and Comedy podcast hosted by Marci and Jess, two cynical cat moms with an inappropriate thirst for murder and all things crime. In each episode, the girls deep dive into some of the most grisly of murders and most ghastly of crimes. Their sense of humor is the only thing keeping them from crumbling to the overwhelming dread and horror of these cases. The reality of these crimes and the possiblity that it can happen to any one at any time leaves us constantly asking ourselves, HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?!Tune in every Saturday to satisfy your sick urge for heinous crimes and fluffy kitties.
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We're Gonna Get Sued... Allegedly [JonBenet Ramsey Drunk Dive - Part 2] from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Happy New Year, Everyone!!! It is about FREAKING time 2020 was over and we are closing out this shit-show of a year with Part-2 of a even more atrociously handled cold case of JonBenet Ramsey's mur...
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This Isn't the Christmas We Wanted, But It is the One We Deserve [JonBenet Ramsey Drunk Dive - Part 1] from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Merry Christmas you spooky Bitches! This week, we complete our season of the "John"s with a different disasterous take on the name, JonBenet Ramsey's Murder. Get drunk with us as we kick off this ...
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It's Girthy... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Marci the strange and spooky child unravels the case of John George Haigh. We have our priorities as we tackle a 1.5 Liter bottle of wine made from the blood of basic white bitches and ...
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Marci Took It to the Floor and John Took It to the Crawlspace [John Wayne Gacy Drunk Dive- Part 3] from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In our final installment of the John Wayne Gacy Case, Marci continues on with the trial and execution of John Wayne Gacy while Jess just keep drinking because, to be honest, we are a couple of mess...
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Daddy Never Loved Me [John Wayne Gacy Drunk Dive- Part 2] from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, I dunno words and the girls cover part 2 of the John Wayne Gacy Drunk Dive. Drunk Marci blows through Gacy's creepy clown act while Jess is a C#$%-a-puss. Sit back, pour a glass, and fo...
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Daddy Issues [John Wayne Gacy Drunk Dive - Part 1] from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, this episode is brought to you by day drinking and heavy duty antidepressants because the girls are in another drunk dive into the notorious serial killer, John Wayne Gacy. Armed with a ...
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JUST LEGALIZE SEX WORK ALREADY! [LISK - Part 2] from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Ghost Marci suffers from an anal charley horse and Jess actually goes on a rant as they close out the case on the Long Island Serial Killer (LISK). The girls debate whether a single ser...
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Just Saying... Correlations. (LISK - Part 1] from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This, week, the girls munch on "brookies" and lose their audience while they open part 1 of the Long Island Serial Killer investigation. This case starts out of nowhere with an arguably unrelated m...
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Nice to "MOLE" You from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Marci got something wierd for us as she covers the Pied Piper of Tucson, Arizona. It always starts off illegitimate as we reach peak FUGLY with a face only a mother could love. Sit back...
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Box of Shame - Drunk Crucible Watch Along from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Hey guys! This month we decided to try something completely different and shame ourselves by having a drunk viewing of "The Crucible" (1996) and drooling over "Daddy" Day Lewis. Feel free to go to...
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Salem Witch Trial Drunk Dive from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Happy Halloween Everyone!! We end our spooky-season on covering one fo the most ridiculous slew of court cases of America with the notorious Salem Witch Trials. Jess and Marci read off names for o...
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Drink Whenever You Feel Disturbed... [Albert Fish - Part 2] from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess needs a drink and Marci needs a light Dahmer-style bleach cleanse as they dive into all the kinks and "-isms" of Albert Fish in Part 2 of this case. Jess has to venture down the ra...
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Just the Tip [Albert Fish- Part 1] from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess starts off a 2 part series on the original "Boogeyman", child-serial killer Albert Fish, as part of our Spooky Season. It's getting spicy in here as Jess fantasizes about dirty han...
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The O.G. Furries from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess, the Were-bitch, covers the lesser known mass hysteria trials of the Werewolf Trials throughout Europe from the 1500s-1800s. Jess makes the horrific realization that murder is more...
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Blame It On the Gypsies from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Marci, the wench that bakes bread, tells us the tale of the infamous Red Barn Murder. This tale is full of pig thievery (but no fuckery) and ends in Ole' Timey murder woodstock. Sit bac...
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Box of Shame October 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This month, Marci drags Jess and us down the rabbit hole of Haunted Etsy dolls and items as part of a Spooky, Halloween-themed Box of Shame. It takes a lot of Jazz hands to get through this list ...
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An Extraordinarily Conspicuous Dendrophile from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess launches a foot pornography side business and describes the case of Matthew Hoffman which is basically a Pinterest fail in home fall decorating. Marci draws the line between cute a...
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My Weapon of Choice is a Wheel of Cheese from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Marci starts off our Spooky Season grungey and gruesome with the case of the Hammersmith Ghost. Jess patrols the street with her weapon of choice (a wheel of cheese) and Marci introduces...
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Incest Is Not What Is Best (Katherine Knight - Part 1) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Marci's Coot-Coot clenches in fear as Jess begins the first half of the case of Katherine Knight. Looking through the childhood memories of Knight, the girls can conclude incest is not ...
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Crockpot of Corpses (Daniel Lewis Lee and Chevie Kehoe - Part 2) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess continues on to part 2 of a white supremacist family renunion in federal court with the cases of Daniel Lewis Lee and Chevie Kehoe. Marci acts as advisor to murder while Chevie thre...
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In Normal Cases, You Do You, But Here, DON'T DO YOU (Lee and Kehoe - Part 1) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Marci puts way too much thought into innappropirate things as Jess covers criminal acts commited by Daniel Lewis Lee and Chevie Kehoe. Are you bored? You may just need some white suprema...
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Box of Shame August 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This month, Box of Shame is teeming with shame as we cover various stories with questionable decision making. From the potential release of Van Houten, to discrimination in Columbia, to the sentenc...
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The Horse-Snuggie from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Marci goes medieval on yo' ass and we get familiar with the case of Elizabeth Bathory, AKA the Countess of Blood. Jess is digusted by the incest-y lineage while Marci much rather die by...
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Be Suspicous of Men in Overalls from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess brings us back to the lawless 90s with some good ole' Unsolved Mysteries cases (pre-Netflix). Segways galore with Marci blowing out her B-hole as Jess describing her own terrifying ...
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HUMAN PINATA!!!! (Drunk Dive- Richard Ramirez Part 2) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, the girls finish off their drunk dive with the ULTIMATE HUMAN PINATA!!!! Childhood PTSD makes it's presence known and it is not just a little, but ALOTTA racist as Ramirez finishes his ...
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Serial Killing Childhood Cocktail (Drunk Dive- Richard Ramirez Part 1) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, we are double popping because the girls are back recording in the SAME ROOM!!! Marci celebrates with bringing us one of her drunk dives in the infamous serial killing spree of Richard Ra...
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They Could've Been Batman! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess covers the epitome of wasted potential that is NOT Marci with the equally stupid and equally guilty, Leopold and Loeb. Marci gets extra Murder-y this week, dishing out mistake demer...
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Box of Shame July 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This month, the girls are doing things a lil differently and touching upon the cases that have brought the Black Lives Matter movement back to public attention with the police-involved murders of B...
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Corpses CAN Hold Their Arsenic from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, drunk and illiterate Jess and Marci dive into another Victorian poisoner case of the Black Widow Sisters. Turns out Victorian-era people were emo AF and you know when someone starts to r...
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Let's See Jesus Save You Now from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess covers one of the most heinous murders, not THE MOST which at the Candyman Level, of Houston Texas with the case of Karla Faye Tucker. Jess makes a vulgar desertion of feminism whi...
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That is Disconcerting AF from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, the girls open up a funeral parlor specializing with crafting with corpses with the mysterious case of the Katarzyna Zowada body-suit. Jess gets all Silence of the Lambsies up in here wi...
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Don't Get All Incest-y On Me from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, it's like we are a real podcast or something because Marci covers a listener request for the unusual case of the Papin Sisters. Marci and Jess encourage the corruption of children with t...
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Box of Shame June 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This month's Box of Shame is finally escaping the media-hounding Coronavirus. The girls address a racist citizen's arrest. A Florida predator requests a piss-nipple in exchange for freedom. We fina...
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Blame it on the Ghost Nut from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess brings us to Uganda, Cnada to cover the viral murders commited by Johnson Aziga. Marci aggressively educates us on safe sex all while Jess skirts around a shy-nut situation. Sit bac...
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Victorian Dr. Evil from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess' vibrator commits seppuku and Marci dives into the Victorian Era version of Dr. Evil with the poisonous serial killing of Dr. Cream. This case is comically ridiculous but is success...
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It Was Gone With the Tequila from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, the girls bring back an episode that you never knew you missed because they were too wasted during it's original recording. Jess slaps Marci in the face with a peen of crime with the cas...
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More Room For Demons from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Marci calls in the friendly-neighborhood exorcist to cover the infamous first case of "The Devil Made Me Do It!"-murder in the States. The Devil goes down to Connecticut as Marci non-Ron...
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Marci's Triangle from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, the girls do things a little differently and, instead of covering the usual murderous plot, Jess goes Full-Metal-Jacket and covers the lesser-known, Alaskan Triangle as part of the Alask...
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Box of Shame May 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This Month, the girls are feeling Rona-tastic and are covering some of the more "intriguing" cases to roll through their feeds. Articles this month bring us to mass burials as the girls start diggi...
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Thou Shall Not Lie from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, the girls come at you with their first listener-requested case that brings us to middle-of-nowhere Alaska. Jess covers the unsettling details in a family vanished into thin air as Marci...
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Some Guys Just Can't Hold Their Strychnine from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Marci is a crotchety old man and taking us back to the 1800s to follow the poisonous murders of Dr. William Palmer. This is not Victorian-era erotic porn but rather a tale of a man getti...
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Let's Just Get This Over With... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Marci has checked out of this podcast and into her safety sweater as Jess recounts the horrific suffering that Junko Furuta endured during her 44-day captivity. The girls have found THE ...
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Box of Shame April 2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Welcome back to Box of Shame for April 2020. As the world is ending from the coronavirus, the girls attempt to bring you some corona-free headlines. This month, the girls leaern Nicki Minaj is marr...
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On the Creep Spectrum, He's Definitely a Kid-Diddler from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, things take a TURN as the girls ruin any last bit of Easter-joy you had left in this dystopia to bring you the sad case of the Lyons Sisters. Thankfully, years of existential dread had p...
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Poor Life Choices Were Made... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We hope you guys had a Happy, though contained, St. Patrick's Day! This week, Marci puts way too much thought into this week's murder as Jess takes us to Ireland for the case of the Scissor Sisters...
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Fast Track to Death (Ted Bundy Drunk Dive - Part 3) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, words are impossible and Marci's prowess for belching is unmatched as we kill off the final part of the Ted Bundy drunk dive. Jess almost swindles some guy out of a calzone and Marci str...
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Rage S*%# and Fear Kegels (Ted Bundy Drunk Dive – Part 2) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ted Bundy Drunk Dive Part 2
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Peepin' Ted Foolery (Ted Bundy Drunk Dive - Part 1) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, the girls establish that Ted Bundy was not 60s-hot, 70s-hot, 1800s-hot, or even Abe-Lincoln-hot. Still swining from tequila, marci takes us on a drunk dive into the beginnings of Ted Bun...
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Dickin' Donuts and Mall-brand Satanism from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, prepare yourself and grease yourself, because Jess brings us some old-fashioned, fake, suburban Satanism by covering Ricky the Acid King. Marci tapes it to the taint and Jess jelly-lubri...
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Prepared for the Rapture from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess covered the strangely-supernatural case of Christene Skubish while Marci swims in a sea of spasms. You won't need psychic titties to follow along with the paranomal witnesses in thi...
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Crafting with Corpses (Jeffery Dahmer Drunk Dive- Part 2) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jeffery Dahmer Drunk Dive Part 2
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Do-Do-A-Dahmer (Drunk Dive Jeffery Dahmer- Part 1) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jeffery Dahmer Drunk Dive Part 1
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Box of Shame- DECADE EDITION 2010s from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Box of Shame for the 2010s
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The Pinterest Board of Murder Castles from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Joe Roy Methany AKA "The Cannibal"
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Marci's Horrific Holiday Special (Jack the Ripper Drunk Dive Part 2) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jack the Ripper Drunk Dive Part 2
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Marci's Horrific Holiday Special (Jack the Ripper Drunk Dive Part 1) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jack the Ripper Drunk Dive Part 1
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Midwestern Pool Party (John Edward Robinson-Part 3) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
John Edward Robinson Part 3
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I Go Back to Blattner (John Edward Robinson - Part 2) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
John Edward Robinson Part 2
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Red Flags and Fragile Buttholes (John Edward Robinson - Part 1) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
John Edward Robinson Part 1
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Box of Shame November 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This month, Box of Shame features many grim death cases as well as an impromptu elderly fight club. Jess gets hit with traumatic flashbacks to the Michelle Carter case and Marci continues to be pla...
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It's Not A Halloween Prank... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Martin, Ohio family murders
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Judging Bitches and Taking Names from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Michelle Carter and Conrad Roy III
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WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE IT YET?! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Michelle Carter and Conrad Roy III
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Maybe She's Born with It, Maybe It's Syphilis from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week, Jess and Marci return to the tales of Japan where Marci explores the case of Sada Abe, a promiscous woman with lady bits of steel and an erratic behavior pattern that can only be explain...
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Box of Shame August 2019 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This month, the girls cover Steven Douglas Crook Jr, Mackenzie Lueck, and the New Hampshire vehicle homicide with 10 motorcyclists.
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Don't Go Killing Families, Stick to Pooping in the Toilets You're Used To... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Setagaya Murders
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Do You Have A Pipe In Your Pants Or Are You Ready to Kill Me? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Serial Killer Bruce McArthur
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Creepers in Yo' Crawlspace from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Hello Everyone and prepared to get highly unsettled this week if you live in a house with a crawlspace. This week, Jess looks over the case of the "The Denver Spiderman", AKA Theodore Edward Coney...
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LSD Does That to You from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Rod Ferrell and the Vampire Clan Murders
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Necrophilia Does Not Make You Cool, Bro from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Murder of Elyse Pahler
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Rage-y Marci and the Sawed-Off Shotgun in the Violin Case from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Raurima Massacre
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If You Can't Keep It In Your Pants, Keep It In The Family from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Murder of Barbara Daly Baekland
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The Adventures of Shamshack from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Unsolved Case of the Molly BIsh Murder
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Craiglist Creeper from 2019-03-01T00:00
This episode, Marci describes the disturbing murder case of Deanna Ballman. Answering ads online is sketchy enough but this case touches upon the dark side of online solicitation.
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Craiglist Creeper from 2019-03-01T00:00
This episode, Marci describes the disturbing murder case of Deanna Ballman. Answering ads online is sketchy enough but this case touches upon the dark side of online solicitation.
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