Podcasts by How Do I Rob This?
Two gentleman thieves planning the perfect heist.
Further podcasts by Oskar Brown and Sebastian Matthias Weissbach
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36–Bored Ape See, Bored Ape Do from 2022-02-10T07:49:51
Our two non-fungible gentleman thieves are back, less fungible than ever, more non-fungible, and tokens of virtue, honesty, and petty theft. In this special episode, we yet again attempt to wrap o...
Listen35–Three D’s: Debt, Divorce, and Dicks from 2021-11-27T12:05:04
Harry Macklowe, real estate lover and fine art hater, has painted a Cy Twombly style target on his head – selling a collection of fine art curated by his ex-wife and himself, posting his wedd...
Listen34–VFP: Very Fungible Podcast from 2021-10-04T04:31:42
Our gentleman thieves are back, baby! For season two! And we’re balls deep inside the latest digital scheme to relieve numbnuts of their hard earned moneys: NFTs. What is an NFT? How do they ...
Listen33–Official Femfire Scam and ThtSoundsGay Fraud (Empowerment Scams Exposed) from 2021-07-10T14:52:16
Just so this is clear! This isn’t the show now! We’re not busting scams, other people are far more competent at that. All we are is two friendly gentlemen thieves planning the perfect h...
Listen33 – Official Femfire Scam and ThtSoundsGay Fraud (Empowerment Scams Exposed) from 2021-07-10T14:52:16
Just so this is clear! This isn’t the show now! We’re not busting scams, other people are far more competent at that.All we are is two friendly gentlemen thieves planning the perfect heist and occa...
Listen32–Vacation and the Monthly Scam of the Week (plus SmoothMyBalls Upate) from 2021-06-07T05:50:15
Oskar has fled to international waters while Sebastian remains behind – but nothing can or will stop our two gentleman thieves who are now reduced to one gentleman thief. This month you’...
Listen31–Is Smooth My Balls a Scam? from 2021-05-07T04:45
Did SmoothMyBalls with their smooth bot network get in touch with you as well? Well, they did with us… and boy, we dedicated an entire episode to the “brand”, the affiliate scheme...
Listen30–Per Aspera ad Astra (Zeneca) from 2021-04-09T07:13:26
Germany is world renowned for its efficiency – but the vaccine rollout demonstrates that more bureaucracy isn’t always better. With jabs not being shoved into peoples arms, the two gent...
Listen29–The Bull of No Ball Street from 2021-02-12T08:51:34
Oo-De-Lally, motherinvestors! Your favourite theoretical heist podcast is back! Recently Robin Hood – the app not the legend – made hedge funds lose billions and Vlad the Impaler (CEO o...
Listen28–They Stole it From Us, Our Precious from 2020-12-07T04:01:47
A day may come when the courage of podcasting men fails, when the hour of the wolf draws nigh and we leave all market shares to far more popular podcasts, but it is not this day! This day, we recor...
Listen27–Where We’re Randomly an ASMR Podcast from 2020-11-07T07:00:36
Our two gentleman thieves are split up yet again. While Oskar Brown is oa secret mission retrieving a vaccine microchip from Bill Gates, Sebastian Weissbach distracts you with some ASMR. This solo ...
Listen26–The Haunting of Honey House from 2020-10-13T20:29:22
Influencers are the bane of modern society. They are everywhere, on the streets, in your house, even in your phones! The worst of the worst live in something called Honey House, which is like Hype ...
Listen25–Just S (The S Stands for Superman) from 2020-09-07T04:00
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it two gentleman thieves glued together in an overly expensive suit on a mission to steal Nic Cage’s Superman outfit? Yup. It’s just that. In this episod...
Listen24–The Weight of the World from 2020-08-16T20:49:12
In this episode our two gentleman thieves prove that this is a comedy, not a science podcast. How heavy is one kilogram? Well, it’s a kilogram, that seems to be the obvious answer, but there ...
Listen23–…and the Smarties Have all the Answers! from 2020-07-09T20:46:54
What would you do, if you had all the money, fame, and power in the world? Well, if you are world (now in-)famous author Just Kidding Rowling (or maybe it’s pronounced Rowling?) the answer is...
Listen22–Vincere Est Vivere from 2020-06-10T19:20:57
Lockdown can’t hold our two gentleman thieves down as they dive deep into the US’s colonial history and take care of one illustrious John Smith. Not the agent from the “MatrixR...
Listen21–Germany’s Got Robbed from 2020-05-07T03:37:54
Our two gentleman thieves are still in lockdown, but somehow both managed to obtain microphones for this month’s episode. So fret not, audio quality is much better than last time, content qua...
Listen20–The 10,000 Year Clock Blockers from 2020-04-09T08:33:11
Prison can’t keep two gentleman thieves back, lockdown can’t keep two gentleman thieves back, and neither can varying audio quality. Corona rules apply, so social distancing, no fancy s...
Listen19–Mile High Club from 2020-03-07T04:56:28
No commander in chief is complete without two of them! That’s testicles and Air Force One and Air Force One II – Electric Boogaloo. Just in time for the upcoming US election pitting one...
Listen18–Forever and a Girl’s Best Friend from 2020-02-07T04:29:18
A diamond might be forever, but it can still change hands. On November 7th 2000 seven criminals attempted to steal the Millennium Star diamond with brute force and a speed boat and were caught befo...
Listen17–Paws for a Moment (with Erman Jones) from 2020-01-07T18:25:19
Nothing is quite as fashionable as crime… perhaps the world’s most famous Birman cat Choupette. Now that her previous owner Karl Lagerfeld designs black suits in – optimistically ...
Listen16–Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Crime from 2019-12-07T05:53:28
It’s time for our two gentleman thieves to don their sexy cat lady costumes and become true cat burglars. Andrew Lloyd Webber who blatantly stole writing credits from the 1981 cast of “...
Listen15–The Sitting Senator of Queensland (with Two in the Think Tank) from 2019-11-07T03:00:53
In our 15th episode our two gentleman thieves go down under! Together with Alasdair and Andy from Two in the Think Tank we steal something very comfortable and very right wing. Pauline Hanson from ...
Listen14–Open Door Policy from 2019-10-07T05:15:51
When God closes a window, he opens a door. Unless of course that door happens to be the world famous door of 10 Downing Street. Originally installed in the 1700s, the door serves the Prime Minister...
Listen13–Oil on Walnut from 2019-09-07T04:01:55
Billionaires and famous paintings mix about as well as famous paintings and cereal – time for our illustrious crime endorsing duo to free the most expensive painting in the world – R...
Listen12–It’s All Downhill From Here (with Olivia Dean) from 2019-08-07T03:23:59
In our twelfth night we can only thank the Academy for the Oscars we are about to steal. As our gentleman thieves Oskar Brown and Sebastian Weissbach and gentlewoman guest thief Olivia Dean embark ...
Listen11–Shun the Non-Believer! from 2019-07-07T04:40:09
Unlike start up businesses, our two gentleman thieves solve actual problems with feasible solutions, and turn a profit while they’re at it. This month, Bird will be crushed unter their wheels...
Listen10–Job 70215 (with @linuspetit) from 2019-06-11T21:17:27
This time, our two gentleman thieves and special guest @linuspetit go on a journey to fetch something so far fetched, most people had to leave earth to find it. A piece of the moon, loved by NASA, ...
Listen09–The Heistback of Notre Dame (with Judith Shoemaker) from 2019-05-07T04:02:45
It’s a bit of a topsy turvy day in the heist lounge as our two career crooks welcome actress, producer, and queen of crime Judith Shoemaker to go on a spiritual ans holy journey. The crown of...
Listen08–A Song of Heist and Fire from 2019-04-07T04:30:05
All good things must come to an end and this heist has been eight seasons in the making! In a spectacular publicity stunt Oskar of House Brown, Warden of the South (of Africa) who only has a vague ...
Listen07–No Compromises! from 2019-03-07T06:00:24
Some people deserve to be robbed and some people really, really deserve to be robbed. German gun manufacturer Heckler und Koch is one of the biggest arms manufacturers in the world. So what better ...
Listen06–The Final Score (with Black Prez) from 2019-02-07T05:30:08
It’s coming home to the two gentleman thieves and their special guest Black Prez as the three of them attempt to steal from the most vicious, corrupt, and downright evil organisation on the p...
Listen05–The Atlanta Apothecary from 2019-01-07T05:25:02
The gentleman thieves are back for another sweet, sweet episode. This time they’re stealing the perhaps sweetest secret of all, a formula so well kept, that only Box 7X would be enough to con...
Listen04–Stockholm Captivity from 2018-12-07T05:36:06
This “One Time” our two gentleman thieves will get the chance of a lifetime as they not only meet, but actually heist a celebrity. None other than Canada’s national treasure and h...
Listen03–Pen and Paper (with Lie Chee) from 2018-11-07T07:05:42
It’s go big or go home! In episode three, criminal masterminds Oskar Brown and Sebastian Weissbach welcome special guest star Lie Chee to the heist lounge and steal the Resolute Desk right fr...
Listen02–Strippers and Free Döner from 2018-10-07T05:07:11
Can you steal a döner kebab? Well, easily. Can you steal a kebab stand? The most famous kebab stand in all of Berlin and then resell it to someone’s sweet sixteen birthday party? Maybe you ca...
Listen01–The Swedish Job from 2018-10-07T00:32:15
In the very first episode of the podcast, gentleman thieves Oskar Brown and Sebastian Matthias Weissbach plan the robbery of an IKEA furniture store. Stakes are high with an estimated score of 300....
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