Podcasts by How Rude! The Full House Podcast

117. Silence Is Not Golden from 2016-10-03T11:10:45

Collin Dahlgren (otherwise known as Brad Pike's nemesis) joined us for what is unfortunately one of the most depressing episodes of 'Full House' in existence. And...

116. The Heartbreak Kid from 2016-09-26T11:06:15

Brad Pike thinks you have a beautiful singing voice and that you're a ten! He also thinks your daddy-daughter dance was absolutely disgusting. What is wrong with you? And what the fuck is wrong ...

115. Be True to Your Preschool from 2016-09-19T11:27:47

James D'Amato of the One Shot podcast is here to assure us that lying is fine. In fact, lying could get you exactly what you want, even if people discover you have been lying. It's great! That's...

114. Birthday Blues from 2016-09-12T11:05:42

Subi Shah and Cher Vincent are no strangers to the world of deconstructing television: As the hosts of 'Gossip Girls' they know what it means to tackle a show one episode at a time, but they wer...

113. The Dating Game from 2016-09-06T11:05:25

Ian Williams may have had his career as a professional ironing board surfer cut tragically short, but that didn't stop him from being our 101st honorary Rude Dude. We'll hear all about Ian's cre...

112. A Very Tanner Christmas from 2016-08-30T03:24:51

Mary Catherine Curran rolled over to the studio on her fly as hell Pepsi bike because she's our 100th unique guest and that's how she fucking operates. M-Cat join...

111. Designing Mothers from 2016-08-22T11:05:13

Lilliana Winkworth showed up for the podcast wearing a fabulous loofah costume and she is not apologizing for it because it is 2016, baby! Join us as we review "Designing Mothers", in which Dann...

110. I'm Not D.J. from 2016-08-15T11:24:37

Greg Yates braved the insanity that is Chicago's Market Days celebration so he could record our 110th episode and for that we thank him. We thank you, dear Greg, for sitting with us and watching...

109. Nice Guys Finish First from 2016-08-08T11:29:10

We learn a lot in this episode: We learn that the childhood fears of honorary Rude Dude, Gabi Moloney, were more than justified when you look at the terrifying evidence. We learn that doing 'shr...

108. The Play's the Thing from 2016-08-01T10:59:02

TJ King could not be more relaxed. With his authentic Japanese fan he is able to cool himself with minimal effort, and he has the sort of confidence one needs when you're a turtle who learns how...

107. Trouble in Twin Town from 2016-07-25T11:11:39

Matt Kidd faced the scorching summer heat to tell us all about his foul-mouthed grandmother, gossip-loving mother, and appreciation for twins with bountiful bottoms. Speaking of twins: Twins! Th...

106. Educating Jesse from 2016-07-18T11:28:57

Alex Marianyi is a man who stands on his own two feet. Alex Marianyi is trying to take your dinnertime prayers seriously. Alex Marianyi loves your fried hair and doesn't want you to change. He i...

105. Lovers and Other Tanners from 2016-07-11T11:18

Phoebe Stonebraker is a modern farmer with a passion for rollerblading and slut wave music. She's also our honorary Rude Dude for the week as we return from our holiday break. What's happening w...

104. Radio Days from 2016-06-27T11:25:43

Jacob Eugene Horn joined us just as the summer heat ramped up and reduced us to little more than slaphappy goons. It's that time of year, folks, so strap in! We learn all about Jacob's siblings ...

103. Road to Tokyo from 2016-06-20T11:24:05

Jyreika Guest may have had a "come to Jesus" moment while watching this week's episode, "Road to Tokyo". The scales may have fallen from her eyes and what was once must-see TV now may seem just ...

102. The Long Goodbye from 2016-06-13T11:21:14

I heard Clayton Margeson of the Talking Games podcast joined us this week. Is this a false assertion? Nah dude. Join us as we kick around "The Long Goodbye", in w...

101. Come Fly with Me from 2016-06-06T11:23:41

Alex Nichols is the first new guest after five weeks of marathons and one week of nauseating porn coverage, and we couldn't have been happier to have him in the studio. Join us as we cast a wary...

100. BONUS: Full Holes from 2016-05-30T10:51:09

Casey Sapphire (aka Eddie Klinker) joins us for a third time to help cover the utterly disgusting and not at all funny 'Full Holes'. The women seem troubled, the men are possible sex criminals, ...

99. MARATHON: Yours, Mine, and Ours - Captain Video (Parts 1 and 2) from 2016-05-23T12:13:10

Libby Schreiner is back and with her return we can finally put S5 in the ground. Pick up a shovel, get yourself a good scoop a dirt, and say goodbye. Thank you, Libby, thank you for setting us f...

98. MARATHON: Crushed - Driving Miss D.J. from 2016-05-16T12:01:20

Johnny Kyle Cook and Brandon Shockney agree: Jon touches his face way too Goddamn much. Are they right? Are they wrong? Perhaps we'll never know! What we do know is Johnny has returned to help u...

97. MARATHON: Nicky and/or Alexander - Play It Again, Jesse from 2016-05-09T10:27:25

Marie Maloney had no idea pushing through five episodes of 'Full House' would be this difficult. By the time we were done ... man alive. We were positively slap happy! Join us for this, the thir...

96. MARATHON: The Legend of Ranger Joe - Happy Birthday, Babies (Parts 1 and 2) from 2016-05-02T10:04:06

The fucking straight up adorable Nico Carter is BACK for the second of our S5 marathons! This week we watched The Legend of Ranger Joe; The Volunteer; Gotta Dance, and both parts of Happy Birthd...

95. MARATHON: Double Trouble - The King and I from 2016-04-25T10:46:29

Joey Gilmore is BACK and that can only mean one thing: That's right, it's marathon time once again! We're actually covering S5 of 'Full House' exclusively via marathons, so we hope you're ready ...

94. Fuller House (2016) - Save the Dates / Love Is in the Air from 2016-04-18T11:39:22

Cole Hersch knows what it means to compete with a younger brother. Cole Hersch knows what it means to covet that which you loved so dearly in the past. Cole Hersch knows what you should and shou...

93. Fuller House (2016) - A Giant Leap / Partnerships in the Night from 2016-04-11T11:39:26

Robyn Novak is snug in her cocoon-like blanket, passing those snacks around like they're going out of style. She knows what she wants in a man and this world cannot stop her! Who better than Rob...

92. Fuller House (2016) - Secrets, Lies and Firetrucks / War of the Roses from 2016-04-04T12:24:02

Carol Olsen's left foot is cursed and she earnestly believes all baby animals outrank human babies in the cuteness department. In this post-9/11 world can we afford to think any differently? Car...

91. Fuller House (2016) - The Legend of El Explosivo / Ramona’s Not-So-Epic Party from 2016-03-28T12:43:50

Emma Robertson is a staunch defender of 'Mrs. Doubtfire' and believes that anyone who can accept a film like 'Superman' shouldn't disrespect Robin Williams' greatest achievement. And hey, creepy...

90. Fuller House (2016) - The Not-So-Great Escape / Mad Max from 2016-03-21T12:01:49

Rosie Moan may have a case of the sniffle phlegm-flams but that did not stop her from meeting us at 9:30 in the morning to watch "The Not-So-Great Escape" and "Mad Max". What do you do when you'...

89. Fuller House (2016) - Moving Day / Funner House from 2016-03-14T12:07:29

Amber Linde is a major fan of the Holy Trinity: Full House, Saved by the Bell, and California Dreams. So when she tells you she's a fan of the '90s sitcom you can tank that assertion to the bank...

88. MARATHON: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, The Graduates, Rock the Cradle from 2016-03-07T13:02:16

Elizabeth Kirkwood is BACK for what is easily the slap-happiest podcast we have ever recorded. We're wrapping up season four of the original sitcom, which means we tackle 'Girls Just Wanna Have ...

87. Fuller House (2016) - Our Very First Show, Again from 2016-02-29T13:02:59

How Rude! is LIVE with returning guests Eunji Kim, Eddie Klinker, and Kristin Ramsey! We had a blast talking about the premiere episode of 'Fuller House', in which DJ scams her way into a free h...

86. BONUS: Beastly from 2016-02-22T13:35:26

Jon and Brandon are full of pizza and on their tummies, which can only mean one thing: It's a supplemental episode!

This time around we're discussing the 2011 film 'Beastly', a lukewarm d...

85. Joey Goes Hollywood from 2016-02-15T14:17:12

Tony Springs is a dancer and choreographer by trade, which means he has a lot to say about the Laker Girls' appearance in "Joey Goes Hollywood". He'll also take time to explain the flimsy premis...

84. Stephanie Plays the Field from 2016-02-08T12:55:23

Shantira Jackson already knows how she feels about your crown molding and chances are it's not in the best of shape. She's the daughter of a master carpenter: SHE KNOWS. We were so happy to have...

83. The Hole-in-the-Wall Gang from 2016-02-01T13:27:38

James Bumanglag may have had most of his childhood obscured by a blanket but by gum he's 27 now and he can visit any bridge that strikes his fancy. Ya hear that, MOTHER? Any bridge he fancies! J...

82. Fuller House (1991) from 2016-01-25T14:26:52

Marla Depew knew how to see through Big Fashion when she was knee-high to a grasshopper. As an adult, she knows what it means to make adult decisions, and adult decisions don't take into account...

81. The Wedding (Parts 1 and 2) from 2016-01-18T13:25:27

LIVE SHOW DETAILS: How Rude! is taping its first live session at The Lincoln Loft (3036 North Lincoln Avenue) on Saturday, February 27 at 7:30 PM. The event is free to attend so come celebrate y...

80. A Fish Called Martin from 2016-01-11T13:57:53

ANNOUNCEMENT: How Rude! is hosting its first live event on Saturday, February 27 at the Lincoln Loft, located at 3036 North Lincoln in glorious Chicago. Time TBD! Join us as we welcome back some...

79. Stephanie Gets Framed from 2016-01-04T14:11:03

Erin Schaut has so many fantastic stories it would honestly be a bummer to spoil them here. Needless to say, she's more than able to relate to "Stephanie Gets Framed", in which the titular Tanne...

78. Ol' Brown Eyes from 2015-12-28T13:27:38

Johnny Kyle Cook is a fan of John Stamos' plump ass, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't top Danny Tanner in a heartbeat. Join him and your ever reliable co-hosts as they dive into "Ol' Brown Eyes...

77. Working Girl from 2015-12-21T13:26:43

Matt Mayerle doesn't think people would pay to have their music constantly interrupted. Brandon thinks otherwise. Jon is going to make a lot of money with Flip Foam. None of them had fun watchin...

76. Happy New Year from 2015-12-14T14:26:13

Lou Leonardo related to this week's episode of 'Full House' in a way he could have never expected, and the story he tells is truly one for the ages. Join us we discuss "Happy New Year", in which...

75. Danny in Charge from 2015-12-07T14:32:01

Steven King has portrayed Jesus, lorded over his own Mother, and found himself in one of Hollywood's seedier corners after a particularly disastrous taping of 'Deal or No Deal'. We're gonna unpa...

74. Secret Admirer from 2015-11-30T11:43:48

Molly Jones may be a little confused as to the chronology of the Austin Powers films but that doesn't mean we love her any less! Molly is a wonder and we were so happy to have her in the studio ...

73. Terror in Tanner Town from 2015-11-23T11:46:08

Chris Johnson is an adorable Gooby who has enough catch phrases to fill a large sack. He's simply the best! Join us as we wade through the muck and mire that is "Terror in Tanner Town", a bracin...

72. MARATHON: Viva Las Joey, Shape Up, One Last Kiss from 2015-11-16T11:35:55

FAIR WARNING: The audio for this podcast includes a large amount of crackle, due to us possibly picking up some random feedback while recording. On the plus side, it has been filtered through Ga...

71. BONUS: Full House! The Musical Parody! from 2015-11-09T11:46:11

SPOILER ALERT: 'Full House! The Musical Parody!' is a Goddamn delight, stuffed to the gills with deep cut references to the sitcom's history and enough raunchy material to make Jon blush (and th...

70. BONUS: Never Too Young to Die from 2015-11-02T12:07

You may think you've consumed all of your Halloween confectionary but look again! Peer into your spooky plastic pumpkin and I'm sure you'll find this, a delicious bit of podcasting for your oh s...

69. A Pinch for a Pinch from 2015-10-26T10:45:03

Peter Kim is disgusted by parents who kiss their children on the mouth and that is just one of the many reasons why he fits right in with the Rude Dude crowd. Peter is on hand to help us dissect...

68. Good News, Bad News from 2015-10-19T10:49:15

Liz Larrimore may have been a know-it-all as a child but she grew up to have the kind of discerning eye that can identify a douchebag. One such douchebag: Dave Coulier, who "performed" for her c...

67. Slumber Party from 2015-10-12T11:05:45

WARNING: This episode features a fair amount of hammering in the background (not a ton but a fair amount) and there's a bit of audio clickety-clack as well (but again, just a bit, so stay calm)....

66. I.Q. Man from 2015-10-05T10:47:34

This is now officially a mandate: Samantha Woodman is the second guest to bring us a treat without us asking and so from now on we are definitely asking: Will you bring us a treat when you sit d...

65. Crimes and Michelle's Demeanor from 2015-09-28T10:32:51

Hope Rehak is the first honorary Rude Dude who brought us dessert (baklava) and from now on we expect dessert from all of our guests. Here are some ideas for those future guests: Donuts. Pie. Gi...

64. Greek Week from 2015-09-21T10:49:05

Tom Fell is only two people removed from a major 'Full House' cast member and we can't decide if that's amazing, disturbing, or both. Tom is also just a hell of a guy and we were thrilled to hav...

63. MARATHON: Just Say No Way - Our Very First Telethon from 2015-09-14T10:06:08

When Jon and Brandon did the math and realized they'd be watching 'Full House' through February 2018 at their current pace they knew something had to be done: Pick up the Goddamn pace! With that...

62. BONUS: New York Minute from 2015-09-07T23:47:14

Happy Labor Day! As your annual respite from the suffocating corporate grind comes to an end, take solace in the fact that we, your beloved Rude Dudes, are here with another supplemental episode...

61. Honey, I Broke the House from 2015-08-31T02:53:05

Elizabeth Kirkwood may have been the gal to go to in high school when you needed your homework done, but now she's her own woman, Quevin, and she's not gonna fall for your seductive tactics! Joi...

60. BONUS: The Unauthorized Full House Story from 2015-08-24T02:44:41

Jon and Brandon are on their own as they wrestle with the humdrum monster that is 'The Unauthorized Full House Story'. Is it boring? Yes. Is it almost entirely devoid of true dramatic juice? Sur...

59. Those Better Not Be the Days from 2015-08-17T02:32:22

Tim Lamphier may have been a demanding child when it came to hot dog prep, and sure, he may have been a little hard on ol' Nintendo, but he's grown up into a fine young man and he was a damn tre...

58. Mr. Egghead from 2015-08-10T02:59:36

Becca Slack may have shocked those in power with her sassy attitude and fondness for questioning authority, but that's just what we look for when scouting potential Rude Dudes. Today we're exami...

57. 13 Candles from 2015-08-03T03:24:23

Cat McDonnell may have spent the majority of her childhood in the stuffy ol' land of England (where birthdays are about as celebrated as a hernia) but that didn't snuff out her joyous spirit. Sa...

56. Bye, Bye Birdie from 2015-07-27T04:08:23

Eddie Klinker is no stinker. He's one of the red hot stars of CIC's 'Roast Beef' and our honorary Rude Dude for the week! Come along as we take a look at "Bye Bye Birdie", in which a spoiled Mic...

55. Lust in the Dust from 2015-07-20T03:35:11

Virginia Muller may have sneered at her older brothers' antics while practicing witchcraft in her mother's bedroom, but that doesn't make her a creep! Look, it's her prerogative, and she gonna d...

54. Misadventures in Babysitting from 2015-07-13T03:12:09

Mary Beth Smith is no stranger to the world of podcasts. Her show, MBSing, is fantastic and you should definitely make it part of your regular rotation. That's not a recommendation, it's a strai...

53. No More Mr. Dumb Guy from 2015-07-06T01:43

Saurabh Pande may be an incorrigible rascal but that doesn't mean he can't be an honorary Rude Dude just like everyone else. To prove it, he came to the studio and helped us examine "No More Mr....

52. Joey&Stacey and ... Oh Yeah, Jesse from 2015-06-29T03:12:49

Today's episode features Brandon and Jonathon and ... oh yeah, Sarah Dell'Amico! But unlike Stacey from this week's particularly disorienting chunk of Full House, Sarah is an absolute joy. Come ...

51. Aftershocks from 2015-06-22T03:02:10

Boom! Rattle! Roll! Hold on to your hats and your socks, guys and gals, because this week we're discussing "Aftershocks" with the one and only Libby Schreiner! Libby is our 50th guest and honora...

50. The Greatest Birthday on Earth from 2015-06-15T02:56:16

Lindsay Lewin joins us this week to discuss "The Greatest Birthday on Earth", in which Michelle celebrates the beginning of her third year on this miserable planet. Coincidentally, we recorded t...

49. Dr. Dare Rides Again from 2015-06-08T03:53:20

Michael Gau is our esteemed guest this week and his enthusiasm for 'Full House' beats out anything we've seen thus far. He genuinely loves the show and has a crackerjack story about seeing Jodie...

48. Divorce Court from 2015-05-31T22:42:29

Saliha Muttalib was once the member of a sister gang. She gave it up after a pair of life altering moments and now works alone under the guise of Ghost Pussy. Look, we're gonna unpack all of tha...

47. And They Call It Puppy Love from 2015-05-25T03:55:48

"And They Call It Puppy Love" marks a new low for the already dire series. It's a droning black hole of television almost entirely devoid of incident. There's a dog! Jesse is studying for his dr...

46. Star Search from 2015-05-18T04:24:46

Tyler Davis joined us for our 46th episode and we think that's a snap and a half! Newsflash: Joey's time in the comedy world is quickly running out and only a successful appearance on Star Searc...

45. Granny Tanny from 2015-05-11T04:04:30

Well, let's just get this out in the open: I, Jon Pernisek, truly am the worst. At a certain point during this episode I completely make an ass out of myself and for that I apologize to my co-ho...

44. Nerd for a Day from 2015-05-04T04:55:25

Michael Gomez is here to aid us in our discussion of "Nerd for a Day" and that is most certainly a boom. What's happening to America's sort of favorite white family this time around? Stephanie i...

43. Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (in 22 Minutes) from 2015-04-27T03:55:48

Justine Krueger comes from a weird clan and she's bringing her all for this, the 43rd episode of the podcast! Join us as we pick apart "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (In 22 Minutes)", in which the g...

42. Back to School Blues from 2015-04-20T03:55:52

Steve Labedz just got a mani-pedi and he is more than ready to help us take down "Back to School Blues", in which DJ learns how to slut shame her fellow students in the poisonous jungle that is ...

41. Tanner's Island from 2015-04-13T04:13:29

Meredith Stepien may or may not be a black cat. We may never know! She may or may not be able to reach her long lost "Aunt" through this podcast. We may never know! She may or may not manage to ...

40. Luck Be A Lady (Parts 1 and 2) from 2015-04-06T03:53:17

Who's that calling in on the teen line? Why, it's none other than Nick Delehanty, our esteemed guest for this week! Yes, we're back after a four month hiatus. If you didn't notice the hiatus it'...

39. I'm There For You, Babe from 2015-03-29T16:00

Atra Asdou is here to call you a dickhole and call it a day. But before she calls you a dickhole and calls it a day, she's gonna help us discuss I'm There For You, Babe, in which Jesse plays the...

38. Blast From the Past from 2015-03-15T16:00

Caroline Thrasher just finished some steamy Sailor Moon fan fiction and is ready to help us break down Blast From the Past, in which a woman named Patty turns up to use Joey while rebounding fro...

37. Goodbye, Mr. Bear from 2015-03-01T17:00

Brian Holden is here to help us discuss ... wait, is that Brian or Erica? Are there some straight up Mrs. Doubtfire shenanigans going on in this studio of ours? We're gonna have to get to the bo...

36. El Problema Grande de D.J. from 2015-02-15T17:00

Ryan Asher may have been a chatterbox in the eyes of her teachers but here in the How Rude! forum she's just what you'd want in a guest: Fun, fanciful and fabulous. Join us as we peel back the l...

35. Baby Love from 2015-02-01T17:00

Mallory Bradford just got out of her cheerobics class (brought to you by Matrick Swayze and the hits of today) and is ready to shake it off with an earnest discussion of Baby Love. WARNING: This...

34. Pal Joey from 2015-01-18T17:00

Amy Thompson is currently working on her audition for the Police Academy! reboot but she was nice enough to sit with us and evaluate Pal Joey, in which Danny's festering resentment leads him to ...

33. Little Shop of Sweaters from 2015-01-04T17:00

Mark Campbell is wearing an adorable Charlie Brown sweater and consequently could not be more prepared to discuss Little Shop of Sweaters, in which a perfect storm of idiotic circumstances lands...

32. Working Mothers from 2014-12-21T17:00

Nnamdi Ngwe may be out of breath from doing the Running Man for three minutes straight but he's ready to tackle Working Mothers, an episode where the title somehow manages to be more sexist than...

31. Fogged In from 2014-12-07T17:00

Adam Levin is no fool and that's why he's in school ... to earn his honorary degree in the art of being a rude dude! Look, these setups don't write themselves, people, LAY OFF. Adam is here to h...

30. A Little Romance from 2014-11-23T17:00

Lori Lewis may or may not be slowly stealing carefully chosen attributes from Lori Laughlin as part of some treachorous scheme ripped wholesale from a discarded Cronenberg movie .. and we're fin...

29. Middle Age Crazy from 2014-11-16T17:00

Eunji Kim is wearing a hat and ready to help us discuss Middle Age Crazy, in which Stephanie marries her friend Harry in an attempt to escape the suffocating ambivalence of her family. Seriously...

28. Our Very First Christmas Show from 2014-11-09T17:00

Rich Alfonso may no longer be a child but, like all of us, he is a child at heart, which makes him more than qualified to discuss Our Very First Christmas Show. Prepare youself: Jesse's parents ...

27. Triple Date from 2014-11-02T17:00

Eric Harrington is a fart machine and he won't work for nobody but himself! He's also a beautiful guy and we were delighted to have him on to discuss Triple Date, in which Danny discovers his ne...

26. Joey Gets Tough from 2014-10-26T16:00

MJ Price has a GPA no lower than 3.8 and this reason alone made her more than qualified to be a guest on our dumb, dumb show. She's a firecracker, a real gem, and she's here to help us discuss J...

25. Beach Boy Bingo from 2014-10-19T16:00

Zack Shornick is an honorary Rude Dude ... but he may also be the last. Will Jon ever forgive Brandon for calling him a poopy poop-filled poop goblin? Even if Brandon apologized, would that be e...

24. Jingle Hell from 2014-10-12T16:00

Claire Meyer is casting a side eye at your fake leg and is more than willing to do the same for the likes of Full House. This week we turn out attention to Jingle Hell, in which Joey spends his ...

23. D.J.'s Very First Horse from 2014-10-05T16:00

Toby McMullen rode his fly as hell, awesome as fuck skateboard to the studio so he could aid in our discussion regarding D.J.'s Very First Horse, in which the oldest of the Tanner girls makes so...

22. It's Not My Job from 2014-09-28T16:00

Margaret Lebron just got out of an unproductive meeting with her high school guidance counselor and is more than ready to help us pick apart It's Not My Job, in which Jesse's vaguely Italian-Gre...

21. Tanner vs. Gibbler from 2014-09-21T16:00

Stephen Kropa is in the house and let it be known right here and now: The studio gets a little dank during this recording session, ladies and gentlemen. The boys are sweaty and swampy, but they ...

20. Cutting It Close from 2014-09-14T16:00

Kate Kershaw took off her fancy winter gloves so she could give Cutting It Close a thorough examination. In this, the first episode of Season 2, Stephanie alters the course of Jesse's life forev...

19. D.J. Tanner's Day Off from 2014-09-07T16:00

Nico Carter was gonna go outside and fuck around but instead chose to stand with us and pick apart D.J. Tanner's Day Off, in which an absolutely exhausted pop star / drug addict morosely agrees ...

18. Mad Money from 2014-08-31T16:00

Jessie Stegner has taken a short break from scrapbooking to aid us in our dissection of Mad Money, in which Jesse harbors a filthy secret and Joey can't seem to remember an astonishing debt from...

17. The Seven Month Itch (Parts 1 and 2) from 2014-08-24T16:00

Becca Barish came back early from her trip to Israel just so she could be with us to discuss The Seven Month Itch, an epic two part saga in which almost nothing of consequence happens. True, Jes...

16. Just One of the Guys from 2014-08-17T16:00

Bill Letz scored a touchdown three pointer before helping us tackle Just One of the Guys, in which a sexy teen heartthrob makes a guest appearance as sexy teen cousin Steve. Will Steve's bristli...

15. Danny's Very First Date from 2014-08-10T16:00

Allison Kochanski jumped off the cardboard bridge that would have led to Junior Girl Scout stardom to help us examine Danny's Very First Date, in which a moron tries to go out with a doofus and ...

14. But Seriously, Folks from 2014-08-03T16:00

Patrick Earls took time off from choreographic elaborate lip-sync routines to help us discuss But Seriously, Folks, in which Phyllis Diller upstages Joey for a full 90 minutes. As a result, Joey...

13. A Pox in Our House from 2014-07-27T16:00

Michele Laubenthal popped in to take down A Pox in Our House, in which everyone but Danny, DJ and the ugliest baby in the world contract a case of the chicken pox. Will DJ make it to her first s...

12. Half A Love Story from 2014-07-20T16:00

Joey Gilmore (who, despite Jon's needling, is not a monster but instead quite a lovely gentleman) saunters into the studio for Half A Love Story, in which Jesse is a sniveling, sexist baby who c...

11. Sisterly Love from 2014-07-13T16:00

Kristin Ramsey swam to us from the depths of a mermaid sea to figure out Sisterly Love, in which everyone is systematically trying to crush DJ's dreams of becoming a famous actor. A miniature Me...

10. Our Very First Promo from 2014-07-06T16:00

Kristin Hopkins zipped by the studio to examine Our Very First Promo, in which a ferret terrorizes the Tanner household and a Lupone-alike tries to give the family an Italian makeover. Are there...

09. The Big Three-O from 2014-06-29T16:00

Taylor Brown crosses our threshold to rap about 'The Big Three-O', in which Danny faces the Grim Reaper and a mysterious car accident forces us to once again question the death of Pam Tanner. Wa...

08. Joey's Place from 2014-06-22T16:00

Adam Archer took a break from reciting the 3 Ninjas screenplay in its entirety to help us pick apart Joey's Place. Will Joey find his place ... in more ways than one? Or will he wind up in the g...

07. The Miracle of Thanksgiving from 2014-06-15T16:00

Stacey Smith came over to put us in headlocks and break down The Miracle of Thanksgiving, an episode in which everyone is sad but no one is willing to seek the help of a licensed therapist. Tuck...

06. Jesse's Girl from 2014-06-08T16:00

Trevor Martin clomp-clomp-clomps through our door to sift through the nonsense that is Jesse's Girl, in which the questionably named Corina Spicer creates a rift between our least favorite uncle...

05. Knock Yourself Out from 2014-06-01T16:00

Britta Rowings rode by on her trusty bike to wax intellectual on Knock Yourself Out, in which Danny proves he is not quite ready for primetime and Michelle is vaguely sick (or so we are told). M...

04. Sea Cruise / Daddy's Home from 2014-05-25T16:00

Alan Linic pays us a visit to deconstruct both Sea Cruise, in which Danny uses his wife’s death to inspire a late night fishing trip with the boys, and Daddy’s Home, in which Joey discovers a lo...

03. The First Day of School / The Return of Grandma from 2014-05-18T16:00

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02. Our Very First Night from 2014-05-11T16:00

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01. Unaired Pilot / Our Very First Show from 2014-05-04T16:00

Jonathon Pernisek and Brandon Shockney kick off How Rude! The Full House Podcast by deconstructing both the original, unaired pilot (starring John Posey in place of Bob Saget) and the first offi...