Podcasts by How the Quest Was Won

The Eye of the Storm, Part 13 - The Dawnrazer from 2023-11-13T12:36

The party enters battle with the Dawnrazer, the ship of Pirate Prince Ramsestadt the Rotund. Cap’n Scabs gives a sterling speech. Captain Talullagh keeps the ship steady. Kel...

The Eye of the Storm, Part 12 - The Black Lotus from 2023-10-30T22:05

The party arrives at the Black Lotus Resort in search of the Last Lost Sundrop. Kelon Floewatcher is the only one with darkvision. Cap’n Scabs tries to get the best room. Captain Turo...

The Eye of the Storm, Part 11 - Tallulagh Passes Checks, Scabs Writes Checks from 2023-10-15T22:45

The party tends to their wounds. Cap’n Scabs brags about his loot. Captain Turonde Drakebane has good bedside manner. Captain Tallulagh gets an infection. Kelon Floewatcher talks abou...

The Eye of the Storm, Part 10 - The Son of Wil from 2023-09-26T18:57

The party escapes and goes for the next ...

The Eye of the Storm, Part 9 - Ice Wizard to the Rescue from 2023-09-11T18:47

The party sneaks through the Plunder Palace towards the vault. Captain Turonde Drakebane wants to wash his hands. Kelon Floewatcher keeps lookout. Captain Talullagh invokes “Jack Tar....

The Eye of the Storm, Part 8 - The Poop Pipe of the Plunder Palace of the Pirate Prince from 2023-08-28T15:20

CONTENT WARNING: In this episode, some of the adventurers climb through a sewer and it is really gross.

The party continues their heist to steal ...

The Eye of the Storm, Part 7 - Palace of the Pirate Prince from 2023-08-07T17:31

The party sails to the Pirate Isles to steal the Pearl Pendant of the Pirate Prince. Kelon doesn’t know the differences between a crate and a barrel. Captain Talullagh is trained in f...

The Eye of the Storm, Part 6 - Full Speed Ahead! from 2023-07-24T20:26

The party embarks! Cap’n Scabs calls out orders. Captain Tallulagh wants to sail into a storm. Captain Turonde Drakebane doesn’t see anything on the horizon. Kelon Floewatcher has a p...

The Eye of the Storm, Part 5 - Fish, Limes, and “Cannonball” Jim from 2023-06-29T14:40

The party gets their new ship, The Gambler’s Revenge, ready to sail. Kelon Floewatcher, “just a dude,” has a Wealth score of 0. Captain Drakebane only recruits women sailors....

The Eye of the Storm, Part 4 - Ocean's Five from 2023-06-05T14:46

The party tries (again) to acquire a ship. Captain Tallulagh brawls. Captain Scabs knows his wines. Kelon Floewatcher (briefly) deals some cards. Captain Turonde Drakebane gambles.

The Eye of the Storm, Part 3 - We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat from 2023-05-22T14:42

The party travels to Phylor to acquire a ship. Captain Tallulagh visits the Yacht Club. Captain Turonde Drakebane chats with the dock workers. Cap'n Scabs tries to bargain. Kelon Floewatcher is ...

The Eye of the Storm, Part 2 - Ales at the Anchorage Inn from 2023-05-02T18:03

The party continues to flesh out their backstories. Captain “Scabs” Skarabaus tells the story of how he got his nickname. Captain Tallulagh recounts a past victory. Captain Turonde Dr...

The Eye of the Storm, Part 1 - Three Captains on One Ship from 2023-04-18T13:52

A nautical party assembles to retrieve the Elemental Vestige of Storm! Captain Turonde Drakebane is upstanding. Captain “Skabs” Skarabaus is always looking out for a good deal. Kelon ...

The Golden City, Part 11 - The Spoils of War from 2023-03-27T18:10

The party receives their winnings from the Battle Royale. Hugo opens a chest. Nyx apparently knew the identify spell this whole time. Angelica poses for the scryers. Bob tell...

The Golden City, Part 10 - The Final Battle, Part II from 2023-03-06T19:03

The party comes to the end of the battle. Bob gets shrunk back to himself. Nyx gets annoyed at Ash elves. Angelica gets knocked out. Hugo kills some nobles. 

The Golden City, Part 9 - The Final Battle, Part I from 2023-02-20T13:00

Three teams remain in the Battle Royale! Bobasaurus continues his rampage. Nyx makes a new enemy. Angelica reminds us of a forged alliance. Hugo heals himself instead of helping.

The Golden City, Part 8 - The Colosseum of Blood from 2023-02-06T19:40

The party arrives at the Colosseum of Blood and finds the rest of the Battle Royale competitors! Angelica wants to preserve her alliance with the nobles. Bob faces the consequences of...

The Golden City, Part 7 - The Fight Continues... from 2023-01-23T15:57

The party is still fighting against the dragonborn team. Bob doesn’t see the value in the mage armor spell. Nyx can’t come up with a rhyme. Angelica makes an obscure...

The Sixth Annual Holiday Special - A Very Hjallmarch Holiday from 2022-12-19T19:16

Boss Wheedlin is a serious businessman who wants to open a new ski resort and casino in the snowy little mountain town of Hjallmarch. But when Darc'i Evergreen, the owner of a local b...

The Golden City, Part 6 - The Battle Royale Continues from 2022-11-21T13:00

The party gets third partied by the dragonborn team! Angelica shoots a crossbow. Bob casts witchbolt. Hugo finally gets to hit things. Nyx makes Bob into a T-rex. 

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It’s the Great Phyloran Pumpkin, Angelica Bane! from 2022-10-31T15:58

The party attends the Harvest Festival to see the Great Phyloran Pumpkin! Angelica wants to respect Phyloran traditions. Nyx wants to know what she will get out of it. Bob provides a ...

The Golden City, Part 5 - The Air Drop (“A Bad Day for Hugo”) from 2022-10-17T22:21

The party fights the ash elf team over the loot in an air drop crate. Angelica is very excited about her morning star. Bob tries to act honorably. Hugo gets covered in bad things. Nyx...

The Golden City, Part 4 - The Battle Royale Begins! from 2022-09-26T21:47:28

The party jumps out of the hot-air dirigible and starts looking for good loot. Nyx cheated. Hugo regrets not scoping out locations. Bob casts a spell immediately. Angelica finds a use...

The Golden City, Part 3 - P̶e̶n̶n̶y̶ ̶S̶p̶a̶r̶k̶l̶e̶g̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶R̶a̶w̶ ̶E̶g̶g̶s̶ (3 ½ Stars) from 2022-09-12T15:27:40

The party meets their competition for the Battle Royale! Nyx wants to start a newspaper. Bob comes up with a new pseudonym. Angelica meets some fellow nobles. Hugo talks strategy with...

The Golden City, Part 2 - The Love Expert from 2022-08-15T17:39:05

The party searches the Golden City for Bob’s aunt. Bob tries to defend his wizard-niche. Nyx meets another bard. Angelica is still looking for a romantic partner for her brother. Hugo...

Season 5 Recap - The Secret of the Ashengrove from 2022-08-01T04:00:34

The party once again tells of their quest to Master Transcriver Battiscombe. This time, they reveal the plot of a nearby dragon cult. || NPC Names: Tu'loq Bone-Gnasher, General Varr Luthan, Uzaa...

The Golden City, Part 1 - A Meeting on the High Seas from 2022-07-20T16:46:14

The party leaves behind the frost elves and sail for the realm of the Ash Elves. Angelica attunes to a spear. Hugo meets up with a friend. Nyx comforts Hugo. Bob tells us about a long lost aunt....

Season 4 Recap - The Wedding of Angelica Bane from 2022-07-04T21:26:35

The party meets up again with Master Transcriver Battiscombe to tell them of their adventure in Phylor. || NPC Names: Lemmy Quickfingers, Cassalynn, Penny Sparklegem, General Varr Luthan, Chief ...

Arbor of the World Tree, Part 4 - True Mud Love from 2022-06-20T04:00:26

The party continues their battle. Cassalynn deals a lot of damage. Brother Maltus discovers his healing abilities. Bramblebeard and Angharrad reignite their love. 

Arbor of the World Tree, Part 3 - The Hardwood Sentry from 2022-06-06T04:00:38

The party begins their battle with the Hardwood Sentry and two topiaries. Bramblebeard uses beard magic. Cassalynn realizes she is competent. Angharrad begins to rediscover her feelings for Bram...

Arbor of the World Tree, Part 2 - Consuming Herbs and Doing Magic from 2022-05-16T14:51:13

The party hustles to get all the key parts and make it to the Arbor of the World before they turn into topiaries. Bramblebeard gets stuck in a tree. Cassalynn stages a rescue. Both Angharrad and...

Arbor of the World Tree, Part 1 - Into the Greenlands from 2022-04-26T01:25:55

A new party travels to Ondral’or the Garden Isle to retrieve the evergreen sash. Cassalynn takes charge. Angharrad plays checkers. Bramblebeard puts things in his beard. Brot...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 17 - We are the Good Guys? from 2022-04-11T13:25:20

The party faces off against the Frostspeaker and their guards as they try to escape the Icevaults. Hugo tries to talk his way out of this. Nyx does not come quietly. Bob regrets not g...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 16 - The Golem and the Columns (pretend these rhyme) from 2022-03-21T21:05:07

The party faces off against an everice golem guarding the Rimeskate Boots. Nyx casts some very needed haling spells. Angelica lights a torch while invisible. Hugo attacks the golem in...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 15 – Take It to the Bank from 2022-02-14T22:17:05

The party goes to the First Glacial Bank to deposit a frost worm egg. Angelica is unimpressed by the size of the pumpkin. Hugo creates a fake name. Nyx has some gold she can lend. Bob...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 14 - Giants and Mammoths and Worms, Oh My! from 2022-01-24T17:39:55

The party continues their battle against the frost giant mammothherds. Angelica’s rally becomes useless. Nyx suggests a durable creature, like a horse. Bob ignores this suggestion. Hu...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 13 - Against the Giants from 2022-01-10T18:54:58

The party fails at convincing two frost giants that they are harmless scientists. Queen of Darkness Nyx experiments with command. Bob says he has no useful spells, but he doe...

The Fifth Annual Holiday Special from 2021-12-20T13:52:46

Before their adventure together ever began, the party celebrated one last Solstice Night at their homes. Hugo went skating. Angelica pulled a prank. Nyx sang a song. Bob spent time with his wife...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 12 - A New Plan? from 2021-11-22T16:20:32

The party learns about their rescuer. Angelica is eager to swear to secrecy. Bob isn’t very trusting.

Nyx plays sea shanties. Hugo mills around.

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Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 11 - Belly of the Beast* from 2021-11-08T18:46:32

*Not technically a beast, that’s why Hugo couldn’t use speak with animals.

The party regrets messing with the frost worm. Bob targets th...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 10 - The Worm Turns from 2021-10-25T18:09:50

The party heads back to the glacier elf city with the stolen ice core drill. Bob can do math. Hugo just wants to figure it all out when they get there. Nyx doesn’t stop the sled. Ange...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 9 - D&D (Drills&Dissertations) from 2021-10-11T22:09:12

The party goes to the glacier elf Academy to learn about climate science. Angelica has given up on diplomacy. Nyx wants people to look at her. Bob becomes ‘Globothiathan.’ Hugo is bac...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 8 - The Winter Palace from 2021-09-27T17:46:14

The party (well, half the party) meets with the glacier elf Frostspeaker. Angelica muses in the wind. Nyx is diplomatic. Hugo speaks to a new animal. Bob is skeptical of this whole “p...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 7 - Hot Springs and Icy Stairs from 2021-09-13T19:59:17

The party arrives at last in the land of the glacier elves. Angelica is upset about the smell. Hugo is challenged to a game of dragon chess. Nyx speaks to a barman with a rich backsto...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 6 - An Un-hoppy Battle from 2021-08-30T15:16:02

The party must save a penguin (and a half elf) from a fearsome abominable sea yeti. Angelica sneaks unsuccessfully. Nyx tastes yeti. Bob learns how Concentration works. Hugo almost ge...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 5 - Go with the Floe from 2021-08-17T00:32:27

The party sets off to rescue their kidnapped guide. Hugo uses a new ranger ability. Angelica is good at climbing ice. Nyx goes scouting. Bob makes a scarf.

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 4 - Sea Yeti Surprise from 2021-08-02T15:20:11

The party must defend the ship from attacking sea yetis. Nyx and Bob bust out some powerful new spells. Angelica goes for a swim. Hugo gets tossed.

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 3 - 'P' as in 'Penguin' from 2021-07-19T14:25:02

The party sails north towards the city of the glacier elves. Hugo talks to a new animal. Bob casually mentions his death. Nyx wants to take advantage of someone’s gambling problem. An...

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 2 - The Elemental Vestiges Initiative from 2021-06-21T17:17:44

The party visits the Tipping Tankard Inn. Angelica challenges everyone to a game of chance. Nyx takes bets. Hugo does his best not to lie to a priest. Bob guesses the right password.

Treasure of the Icevaults, Part 1 - “A Friend is Just an Enemy You Haven’t Betrayed Yet” from 2021-06-07T17:22:55

The party returns to Alharbron, but finds it a little different. Bob makes a new friend. Nyx gains some local knowledge. Angelica doesn’t know how much a great sword costs. Hugo think...

In the Darkness, Part 10 - The Shadowy Figure from 2021-05-24T20:37:29

The party has to keep their end of the bargain. Bob wonders if there will be consequences for what they’ve done. Nyx uses a spooky voice. Hugo talks to a pigeon again. Angelica is lou...

In the Darkness, Part 9 - The Funeral of Vistra Battlehammer from 2021-05-10T16:21:43

The party returns to the land of the living. Bob kinda liked Gorthmar. Nyx becomes paranoid. Angelica wants to give a speech. Hugo is rude to the innkeeper.

In the Darkness, Part 8 - A Deal with the Darkness from 2021-04-26T17:41:27

The party makes a hard(?) choice. Nyx is back! Bob puts his jeweler’s tools to work. Hugo just wanted to keep his options open. Angelica doesn’t feel personally responsible.

In the Darkness, Part 7 - Bringing Barbarians to a Caster Fight from 2021-04-05T22:31:52

The party faces off against one of the ancient servants of the Darkness. Hugo throws daggers. Angelica needs to see a therapist. Bob misty steps, like a goon. Vistra gets to fight Car...

In the Darkness, Part 6 - A Meeting with the Warden from 2021-03-24T13:23:24

The party puts their escape “plan” in motion. Vistra has a solo fight. Bob explains things poorly. Angelica tries to make a deal. Hugo suggests becoming independent contractors.

In the Darkness, Part 5 - Plans and Prisoners from 2021-03-08T23:44:35

The party discusses how much they all weigh. Vistra’s ability scores are getting low. Bob consults his Keen Mind. Angelica reunites with her ex. Hugo has an appointment.

In the Darkness, Part 4 - Bob and the Baba from 2021-02-22T16:44:34

The party attempts to run away from the hungry Baba Lwerga. Angelica does her usual shouting. Vistra *the paladin* doesn’t want to help. Hugo takes the cat. Bob stands alone.

In the Darkness, Part 3 - The Maiden, the Lady, and the Crone from 2021-02-08T19:45:45

The party enters the Tower of Shades. Vistra investigates the architecture. Bob looks in a mirror. Hugo greets a fellow musician. Angelica plugs her ears.

In the Darkness, Part 2 - A T-Rex, but Make It Skeletal from 2021-01-25T22:39:16

The party attempts to navigate the barren and hostile environment of the Darkness. Bob names a new friend. Angelica didn’t have a good Wisdom score to begin with. Hugo has all of his ...

In the Darkness, Part 1 - Sacrifices to the Oracle from 2021-01-11T17:19:41

CW: blood, sacrifices to a dark god, assisted suicide (with planned resurrection)

The party sacrifices themselves to the Oracle of Gorthmar in or...

The Fourth Annual Holiday Special - Bungus and the Fungus Among Us from 2020-12-22T16:21:57

The holiday party must break into the Gildebrandt Family villa to steal the Froststar Tiara. Poison Pie brought chocolates. Bungus is still sad. Toothcrust rhymes. Smut attacks a chil...

Search for the Oracle, Part 9 - Returns, Remedies, and “Repenting” from 2020-12-15T19:39:16

The party now has two out of three Skulls of the Darkness and must prepare for rescuing Nyx’s soul. Bob thinks about somebody that he used to know. Hugo remembers Nutmeg, thankfully. ...

Search for the Oracle, Part 8 - Legendary Cantrips from 2020-12-09T22:17:15

The party fights the orc Inquisitor. Bob falls unconscious a lot. Angelica was born to wear a crown. Hugo gets to be a dinosaur this time. Vistra’s aura saves a life.

Search for the Oracle, Part 7 - Riddles of the Gloomvault from 2020-11-23T21:38:32

The party must infiltrate the orc fortress of Kûn-Gorthm’ad. Vistra didn’t realize that she drank orc milk. Bob mouths off and gets smacked. Hugo smells a smelly smell. Angelica reall...

Search for the Oracle, Part 6 - The Trial of Rokhthrama from 2020-11-10T17:10:48

The party has to gain the trust of Dregha Three-Tusks. Vistra uses everyone’s real names. Angelica is all about vengeance! Bob wishes that he had some paprika. Hugo can have little a ...

Search for the Oracle, Part 5 - The Wolfhog Riders from 2020-10-19T14:25:27

The party enters the Fetid Fens. Angelica worries about her complexion. Hugo volunteers to go in first. Vistra wants to try and sneak. Bob plays chess, in a way.

Search for the Oracle, Part 4 - The Tale of Tabitha from 2020-09-28T15:21:45

The party arrives in the fishing village of Westweir and learns about the dangers of Fetid Fens. Vistra meets a fellow devotee of Atonath. Hugo wants to know how much he is getting pa...

Search for the Oracle, Part 3 - Do It for the Vines from 2020-09-07T16:22:42

The party faces more plant dangers in the Waking Woods. Bob makes a beige, art-deco hut. Angelica becomes Enlargica. Vistra flexes her way out of a grapple. Hugo tries to use ‘the poo...

Search for the Oracle, Part 2 - Flower Power from 2020-08-17T17:15:46

The party enters the Waking Woods. Hugo has a secret spell. Bob makes some tea. Vistra questions Hugo’s survivability. Angelica doesn’t want to offend the fairies.

Search for the Oracle, Part 1 - The Most Famous Goat in the World from 2020-08-03T15:18:15

The party begins their overland journey to the Fetid Fens, where the Oracle of Gorthmar is located. Angelica wants to prank the Mountain Clan. Vistra gives mushrooms to some guards. H...

The Pet Party! from 2020-07-20T14:19:01

The party is trapped down an old well, and it is up to their pets and companions to save them! Stephen the cat gets stuck in a tree. Nutmeg the goat gives everyone a ride. Tiffany the...

The City of Shadow, Part 11 - Out of the Crykenskaar from 2020-07-07T17:18:45

The party finally escapes from the city of the shadow elves. Vistra is 200 lbs of solid dwarf. Hugo grabs some mushrooms. Bob goes to the bathroom. Angelica takes no responsibility. Listen

The City of Shadow, Part 10 - Attack of the Angeliclone from 2020-06-22T15:11:28

The party makes an unlikely ally. Vistra forgets the code word. Hugo wants to share potions. Angelica fights from the back. Bob joins the Fangeliclub.

The City of Shadow, Part 9 - #lit and the Portobello Boyz from 2020-05-25T20:14:29

The party meets unexpected allies while escaping from the Fane of the Darkness. Angelica fakes her way through some introductions. Bob wants to buy a ticket. Hugo gets surrounded. Vis...

The City of Shadow, Part 8 - Showdown with the Shadowspeaker from 2020-05-04T15:48:31

The party faces off with Shadowspeaker and her guards in the pinnacle of the Obsidian Fane. Bob curses dark elf interior design. Hugo is still good at killing. Vistra knocks out someo...

The City of Shadow, Part 7 - Father Hugo from 2020-04-20T19:02:12

The party learns some important plot information about the shadow wights. Bob(athalien) negotiates with the dark elf Shadowspeaker. Angelica and Vistra are still tied up. Hugo grants ...

The City of Shadow, Part 6 - Bobathalien the Dark Elf Mushroom Gardener from 2020-04-07T14:03:04

The party arrives at Myn-zab-na-tlawa, the city of the dark elves. Angelica has an oil lamp. Hugo gets shrunk. Vistra’s hands are tied. Bob pees himself.

The City of Shadow, Part 5 - Hey, Who Turned Out the Lights? (It was Vistra) from 2020-03-23T17:22:25

The party battles a monster as they drift down into the darkness. Angelica is bad at archery. Bob grabs Vistra’s face. Vistra gets to be big. Hugo throws his dagger away.

The City of Shadow, Part 4 - Frederick the Zombie from 2020-03-04T14:41:46

The party thinks that they have found an evil artifact. Bob talks to a zombie. Vistra doesn’t fall for Bob’s bullshit. Angelica invents tweeting. Hugo knows about the cube-square law ...

The City of Shadow, Part 3 - Hyena Hijinx from 2020-02-17T15:36:23

The party has split themselves again. Hugo is still good at killing animals. Angelica wants to retreat, then fight, then retreat again, actually wait fight more. Bob and Vistra honest...

The City of Shadow, Part 2 - All About Horses from 2020-01-26T20:07

The party arrives back in Cryker and rents mounts. Hugo speaks to a horse. Angelica threatens a horse. Vistra goes back to bed. Bob uses magic to make two new friends.

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The Third Annual Holiday Special from 2019-12-23T18:46:31

The party heads to the town of Snowcrest for the holiday of Solstice Night. Hugo talks to a reindeer. Vistra does a voice. Angelica sneaks away. Bob still believes.

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The City of Shadow, Part 1 - An Ode to T-Rexes and Sharks from 2019-12-16T16:16:12

The party sails north to Cryker. Hugo asks four questions. Angelica tries to catch a seagull. Vistra throws things. Bob capsizes a boat.

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Trouble in Alharbron, Part 9 - Scooby Dooing It from 2019-12-02T20:57:43

The party regroups and goes to Vistra’s house. Bob learns about Phyloran current events. Vistra learns about her companions’ crimes. Hugo doesn’t have the face of a criminal. Angelica...

Trouble in Alharbron, Part 8 - Room Service from 2019-11-04T17:20:09

The part confronts Chamberlain D’Roux. Vistra sticks her foot in a door. Angelica completely forgets her own quest. Hugo stabs a guy. Bob just wants to talk it out.

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Trouble in Alharbron, Part 7 - A New Brawlhalla Champion from 2019-10-07T14:57:04

The party turns on one another as Brawlhalla comes to its thrilling conclusion! Vistra wrestles in front of her congregation. Hugo can’t differentiate between giants. Bob becomes smal...

Trouble in Alharbron, Part 6 - Three-Punch Pony from 2019-09-24T00:20:44

The party continues to wrestle in the Brawlhalla. Angelica gets punched a lot. Bob sends Stephen into battle. Hugo plays the horn. Vistra plays the trombone.

Trouble in Alharbron, Part 5 - Brawlhalla Begins! from 2019-09-17T16:10:20

The party enters the wrestling ring. Angelica is worried about her sword. Hugo grabs a drum. Bob rubs himself in oil. Vistra fights dirty.

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Trouble in Alharbron, Part 4 - The Last Resort from 2019-09-09T14:49:58

The party talks a lot about what future adventures they are going to undertake. Vistra still struggles with her own accent. Bob gives a history lesson on the fantasy Cold War. Angelic...

Trouble in Alharbron, Part 3 - Hoods and Shadows from 2019-09-02T15:15:39

The party is attacked by a new faction of hooded figures. Angelica rage yells. Hugo thinks about his family. Vistra divine smites a dead body. Bob tells everyone to keep it down out t...

Trouble in Alharbron, Part 2 - How The Egg Was Done from 2019-08-21T13:17:05

The party is invited to dinner. Hugo tries to cook an egg. Angelica chops potatoes. Bob wants to cause an incident. Vistra doesn’t want to use her dwarven accent.

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Trouble in Alharbron, Part 1 - Reunion from 2019-08-12T16:01:34

After a year apart, the party reunites in the Free City of Alharbron. Hugo learned an ancient dwarven legend and was given some magic items. Vistra built a church. Bob learns about th...

Season 3.5 Recap - The Legend of the Bleeding Moons from 2019-08-05T14:22:48

The party recounts to Master Transcriver Battiscombe the tale of the ancient fey heroes and their quest to stop the creation of the sun.

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Season 3 Recap - Of Moons and Magic from 2019-07-29T13:07:16

The party tells Master Trascriver Battiscombe of their third adventure, in which they investigate why the moons have turned blood red and magic has gone awry.

Season 2 Recap - Death and Taxes from 2019-07-15T22:48:42

The party tells Master Transcriver Battiscombe of their second adventure, in which they commit tax evasion and financially ruin the town of Alharbron.

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Season 1 Recap - The Heart of the Forest from 2019-07-15T22:32:51

The party meets Master Transcriver Battiscombe and recounts to him their first adventure, in which they enter the Harwood Forest to investigate the mystery of the ironbound animals. Listen

The Tower of the Dark Elves, Part 6 - The Tower Falls from 2019-07-08T14:15:11

The party has saved the sun, but can they save themselves? Angelica calls her ex. Bob discovers a new use for the rope trick spell. Hugo can’t talk to a bird. Vistra meets he...

The Tower of the Dark Elves, Part 5 - Supervase from 2019-06-24T15:16:46

The party reaches the top of the tower and tries (again) to destroy the arcane capacitor. Hugo messes with some levers. Angelica drops something important. Vistra runs away. Bob sings...

The Tower of the Dark Elves, Part 4 - Chad from 2019-06-17T16:34:38

The party fights a houseplant and a beefy dark elf. Vistra calls Hugo an idiot. Hugo casts a healing spell. Angelica has a lot of anxieties. Bob has a wife.

The Tower of the Dark Elves, Part 3 - Very Important Things We’ve Been Waiting A Long Time To Do from 2019-06-10T14:31:29

The party turns around and heads *down* the tower now. Hugo almost gets his rapier back. Bob thinks Clone Angelica is a great antagonist. Vistra gets some evil(-looking) full plate ar...

The Tower of the Dark Elves, Part 2 - Let’s Not Fight Over A Bobcat Totem from 2019-06-04T01:57:35

The party makes their way up the tower and fights the forces of the dark elves. Vistra just opens a door. Then Hugo peeks in some doors. Bob finds some loot. Angelica does less damage...

The Tower of the Dark Elves, Part 1 - Escape Plan from 2019-05-20T14:20:24

The party tries to escape from a dungeon. Hugo checks to see if the door is unlocked. Angelica wants to kill Nyx. Bob makes a new tiny friend. Vistra introduces herself.

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The Dark of the Crykenskaar, Part 8 - Nyx’s Choice from 2019-05-13T14:30:28

The party continues to battle the dark elves! Nyx is dunked in a healing potion. Hugo guards a button. Angelica stays unconscious the whole time. Bob always liked clone Angelica more ...

The Dark of the Crykenskaar, Part 7 - To Save the Sun from 2019-04-29T15:46:28

The party begins a climactic battle at the top of the Crykenskaar Tower. Nyx learns about loans. Bob grabs some scrolls. Hugo offers to cast speak with animals. Angelica figh...

The Dark of the Crykenskaar, Part 6 - The Worst Laid Plans… from 2019-04-15T23:44:04

The party infiltrates the tower of the dark elves. Hugo has a skull in his inventory. Nyx talks to Angelica’s ex. Bob turns invisible. Angelica almost has a sincere thought.

April Fools’ Day Switcheroo - The Greatest Game Show! from 2019-04-01T16:21:41

The party are contestants on a game show. Bob has a keen mind. Nyx solves a puzzle. Angelica knocks a wizard unconscious. Hugo is particularly violent.

The Dark of the Crykenskaar, Part 5 - Two Skulls and a Sword from 2019-03-25T14:43:49

The party talks to some knowledgable NPCs. Nyx is given a mission. Bob asks for powerful artifacts. Hugo stays unusually quiet. Angelica finally meets a dwarf.

The Dark of the Crykenskaar, Part 4 - Gloom and Doom from 2019-03-18T14:29:38

The party encounters shadow demons and dark elves. Bob lies poorly. Hugo gets a present. Angelica makes a horn sound. Nyx learns the dark elves’ plan.

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The Dark of the Crykenskaar, Part 3 - The Darkness Inside Us from 2019-03-11T16:14:24

The party deals with a betrayal. Bob makes up a spell. Nyx ugly cries.  Hugo looks at a map. Angelica finally apologizes.

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The Dark of the Crykenskaar, Part 2 - Party Foul from 2019-03-04T15:07:46

The party takes a detour to a mountain cave. Bob gets a pair of tight pants. Angelica looks for dwarves. Hugo is covered in pus. Nyx is caught lying.

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The Dark of the Crykenskaar, Part 1 - Old Friends, New Enemies from 2019-02-25T14:00

The party arrives in the land of Cryker. Angelica buys a map. Nyx buys some potions. Bob buys a new spellbook. Hugo hears something important.

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The Fires of Sleepy Crag, Part 10 - The Sacrifice from 2019-02-11T15:02:34

The party contends with the Cult of the Five Fangs as they try to catch a boat in Glass Port. Hugo is sad for the first time. Angelica is glad she bought insurance. Bob saves a goat. ...

The Fires of Sleepy Crag, Part 9 - The Great Conflagration from 2019-02-04T15:23:15

The party escapes from an erupting volcano. Hugo rescues his friend. Bob finds a place to hide. Angelica picks up a rock. Nyx has the worst boyfriend ever.

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The Fires of Sleepy Crag, Part 8 - The Fang of Fire from 2019-01-29T00:15:12

The party confronts dragonborn cultists inside a volcano. Nyx formulates a plan. Hugo estimates the age of cave paintings. Bob curses. Angelica understands Draconic.

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The Fires of Sleepy Crag, Part 7 - "You’re Fired" from 2019-01-21T15:47:22

The party fights a fire elemental. Angelica uses a ranged weapon again. Bob stays a safe distance away. Hugo is on fire most of the fight. Nyx tells a joke(?).

The Fires of Sleepy Crag, Part 6 - The Happy Halfling Home from 2019-01-14T14:00

The party arrives in South Jadeshire. Hugo returns to his home. Angelica is upset by a happy family. Bob creates an illusory shopkeeper. Nyx sneaks into a mountain.

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The Fires of Sleepy Crag, Part 5 - Learning the Ropes from 2019-01-07T15:21:12

The party does battle with wyvern-riding cultists! Hugo throws a rope. Angelica remembers her ranged weapon. Nyx backseat drives. Bob feel sheepish.

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The Second Annual Holiday Special from 2018-12-24T16:46:42

The party celebrates the holiday of Winterfeast! Bob invites a contentious guest. Nyx makes some mooncakes. Hugo answers the door. Angelica spills some wine.

The Fires of Sleepy Crag, Part 4 - Seabiscuit and Landcookie from 2018-12-17T14:54:05

The party goes for a sail-wagon ride. Nyx inspires the sail-wagon crew. Bob does some rope tricks. Angelica grabs a wyvern. Hugo finally gets to use his roller-skates.

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The Fires of Sleepy Crag, Part 3 - Bureaucracy in Action from 2018-12-10T13:36:44

The party fills out paperwork. Bob forgets the name of his homeland. Nyx weirdly complies with the law. Angelica is happy for the first time in a long time. Hugo doesn’t want his frie...

The Fires of Sleepy Crag, Part 2 - Goat on a Boat and a Flail Snail from 2018-12-04T03:39:27

The party has a maritime melee with a magical mollusk. Hugo talks a bit about his home. Bob disappears. Nyx and Angelica rhyme. The Dungeon Master deeply regrets his choice of monster...

The Fires of Sleepy Crag, Part 1 - “We’re Here to Hit the Snooze Button” from 2018-11-27T00:40:26

The party looks for a seaport. Bob sees some old schoolmates. Nyx talks to a blacksmith about a sword. Angelica runs into an old friend. Hugo provides some exposition.

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The Secret of the Ashengrove, Part 6 - The Fang of Death from 2018-11-12T17:56:26

The party confronts the dragonborn cult leader at the heart of the ruins. Bob becomes a dragonborn cultist. Hugo throws an urn. Nyx ignores a bad smell. Angelica gets touched.

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The Secret of the Ashengrove, Part 5 - What Rhymes With ‘Goblin’? from 2018-11-05T14:49:18

The party speak with Bramblebeard the Druid. Nyx is rude to some prisoners. Bob is confused about how powerful the druid is. Hugo hits the wishbone. Angelica wants to break another sw...

The Secret of the Ashengrove, Part 4 - No Rest for the Weary from 2018-10-29T13:00

The party tries to get some sleep. Angelica lights a lamp. Nyx regrets taking all necrotic spells. Bob uses an effective new spell. Hugo just stabs things.

The Secret of the Ashengrove, Part 3 - Ode on a Draconic Urn from 2018-10-22T13:44:34

The party explores their first dungeon! Nyx opens an urn. Hugo opens two urns. Angelica shakes some urns. Bob doesn’t really do much, but his cat attacks a couple times.

The Secret of the Ashengrove, Part 2 - Burning Bones and a Broken Blade from 2018-10-08T14:25:46

The party arrives in the Ashengrove and makes a discovery. Hugo uses a map. Angelica gets angry and reads a poem. Nyx plays an A diminished chord. Bob suggests sacrificing Nutmeg the ...

The Secret of the Ashengrove, Part 1 - “The Darkness Commands It” from 2018-10-01T14:05

The party flees the Phyloran Capital and makes their way to the Harwood Forest. Bob makes a deal with an orc. Hugo escorts a goat. Nyx offers to play a song. Angelica stays unusually ...

The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Part 11 - Here Come the Brides? from 2018-09-24T14:34:33

The party crashes a wedding. Angelica washes her hair. Bob hands out some programs. Nyx defiles a temple. Hugo stays at the door.

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The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Part 10 - Capers at the Cryken Embassy from 2018-09-17T15:32:47

The party visits the embassy of Cryker to learn more about the Crykenskaar. Nyx experiments with a new medium. Hugo fashions a crude pitchfork. Angelica talks to her almost future mot...

The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Part 9 - The Oracle of Gorthmar from 2018-09-10T13:40:16

The party uses a powerful magic item, and then they immediately sell it. Bob frets about other juices. Hugo celebrates a plan well executed. Angelica fulfills two promises. Nyx consid...

The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Episode 8 - Death of a Pixie from 2018-09-03T16:28:02

The party plans to sell an evil artifact. Angelica pontificates. Hugo talks to a rat. Bob actually comes up with a pretty good plan. Nyx plays a farewell performance.

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The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Part 7 - One Part Plot, The Other Part Just Funny Voices from 2018-08-27T17:06:19

Half of the party walks back to town, while the other half of the party deals with thieves. Hugo names a parrot. Bob’s voice gets tired. Angelica meets an old friend(?). Nyx declines ...

The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Part 6 - Don’t Split The Party from 2018-08-20T19:09:05

The party has been split up! Angelica sneaks through some alleys. Bob becomes the steward. Nyx asks a wizard about a clone. Hugo becomes a pirate.

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The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Part 5 - Cut to the Chase from 2018-08-14T17:00:03

The party runs away from a fight. Angelica gives a beggar an unwanted present. Bob joins a choir. Nyx takes a brief nap. Hugo leaves his friends (except for Nutmeg) behind.

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The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Part 4 - Bane Family Meeting from 2018-08-07T18:39:56

The party learns about Angelica’s past. Bob earns some money. Hugo gives money to a beggar. Nyx listens at a window. Angelica pushes some papers off a desk.

The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Part 3 - “Your Love Is As Pure As Egg Whites” from 2018-07-30T23:49:42

The party auditions for the job of wedding band. Bob remembers a dentist appointment. Nyx does voices. Hugo plays a viol now. Angelica talks to herself.

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The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Part 2 - Penny Sparklegem And The Sunny Side Ups from 2018-07-23T16:11:38

The party lays low… just kidding, they form a band. Nyx briefly becomes an emo musician. Bob sneezes. Angelica insults a bar patron. Hugo buys a drake a drink.

The Wedding of Angelica Bane, Part 1 - Where Mountain Elf Babies Come From from 2018-07-16T14:28:10

The (original) party witnesses a ritual at the village of the mountain elves. Nyx has a medical issue. Bob gets a magic pebble. Hugo remembers something important from two arcs back. ...

The Legend of the Bleeding Moons, Part 4 - The First Sunrise from 2018-07-09T19:08:53

The ancient fey heroes finally locate the machine that is disrupting arcane magic. Ilyana Farfina uses a portable ram. Penny Sparklegem tries to get in between brothers. Valtor Carzan...

The Legend of the Bleeding Moons, Part 3 - The Door Into The Mountain from 2018-07-02T15:32:16

The ancient fey heroes enter the mountain where arcane magic is being disrupted. Tim summons a pretentious steed (twice). Penny Sparklegem detects some doors. Valtor Carzana gets new ...

The Legend of the Bleeding Moons, Part 2 - Four Mages, No Featherfall from 2018-06-25T15:05:40

The ancient fey heroes discover the dangers of the Forest of Shadows. Ilyana Farfina gets their dog. Tim clicks his rods. Penny Sparklegem shouts that she’s hiding. Valtor Carzana con...

The Legend of the Bleeding Moons, Part 1 - The Flight Of ‘The Defiant’ from 2018-06-18T23:35:19

The ancient fey heroes follow some magical moths eastwards. Penny Sparklegem rides a dog. Ilyana Farfina feints a bird. Tantimaller'verian ("Tim") tries to cast a "wood ray" spell. Va...

Of Moons and Magic, Part 9 - Throw Down The (Cold Iron) Gauntlet from 2018-06-12T02:45:07

The party faces off against the Iron Right Hand. Angelica his someone when they are down. Hugo starts a fire. Nyx flies away. Bob’s heart is broken.

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Of Moons and Magic, Part 8 - “My Real Name is Thunderwave” from 2018-06-04T14:01:04

The party tracks the humans who raided the village of Kaer-na-Yeldra-Daer. Angelica plots an assassination. Bob thinks back to his time in wizard school. Hugo tries to join the Scouts...

Of Moons and Magic, Part 7 - What They Don’t Teach In Princess School from 2018-05-28T17:29:44

The party arrives at Kaer-na-Yeldra-Daer, the village of the mountain elves. Nyx asks a lot of questions. Hugo is still good at killing. Angelica disarms someone. Bob sits on a rock.

Of Moons and Magic, Part 6 - Goats Love Oats from 2018-05-21T14:22:11

The party consults the Oracle of Gorthmar and arrives at the the mountain of the Mountain Elves. Nyx asks a question. Bob gives Angelica a magical push. Hugo throws his daggers away. ...

Of Moons and Magic, Part 5 - A Farewell To Farms from 2018-05-14T15:03:32

The party stops to investigate a ruined farmstead on their journey towards the home of the Mountain Elves. Bob grunts and gestures. Nyx learns how to persuade Angelica. Angelica ties ...

Of Moons and Magic, Part 4 - Angelica Has Zero Chill from 2018-04-30T15:34:25

The party completes their quest for the wizards of the Ivory Tower. Nyx sings her name to everyone. Hugo wins a game. Angelica shouts and makes sword noises. Bob joins an angry mob.

Of Moons and Magic, Part 3 - Trouble With A Capital T, Which Rhymes With B, Which Stands For Blood from 2018-04-24T22:27:25

The party heads to the Marshdocks to search for a brown slaad. Bob asks Nyx an offensive question. Hugo knows a lot about pirates. Nyx cuts Angelica’s hand. Angelica only does a deep ...

Of Moons and Magic, Part 2 - Scary Mike Wazowski from 2018-04-02T03:50:13

The party explores the ruins of the First Tower. Hugo opens a chest. Angelica reads an old note. Bob smells something. Nyx suddenly cares about a person's rights.

Of Moons and Magic, Part 1 - Arrival At Ivortor from 2018-03-28T16:02:30

The party arrives at the Ivory Tower to investigate the mystery of the red moons. Nyx flies up to a balcony. Hugo gets a second fake name. Angel interrogates a grieving father. Bob po...

Death and Taxes, Part 4 - Two Eyes For Nothing from 2018-03-19T14:07:38

The party tries to get answers from the Steward. Bob practices some medicine. Angelica glares at everyone. Hugo mounts a pretend horse. Nyx straight up blinds a guy.

Death and Taxes, Part 3 - A Thousand Paper Cuts from 2018-03-10T15:12:47

The party burns down a barn and confronts the Steward. Angelica does a deep voice. Hugo steals a horse. Bob buys a round for some helpful guards. Nyx disguises herself as a different ...

Death and Taxes, Part 2 - If Only We Had A Royal Name We Could Use from 2018-02-20T05:42:24

The party decides on a plan of action. Angel makes a deal and then immediately goes back on it. Bob looks up useful spells. Nyx sneaks into the keep. Hugo offers some fashion advice.

Death and Taxes, Part 1 - The Fey New Year from 2018-02-04T23:02:21

The party tries their hands at tax evasion. Bob shows off his dance moves. Angel attempts to bribe a guard. Nyx flies outside. Hugo orders a drink at the bar.

The Heart of the Forest, Part 5 - The Fang of Iron from 2018-01-22T03:46:03

The party reaches the heart of the Maze! Hugo remembers the name of a duck. Nyx actually uses a cantrip. Bob puts Nyx inside his backpack. Angel discovers that she has an attack bonus...

The Ballad of Bungus from 2017-12-31T17:26:57

At the end of the First Annual Holiday Special, Nyx the pixie bard composed a song for the party's new friend Bungus. Here is the Ballad of Bungus, sung by Nyx (Fei) herself!

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The First Annual Holiday Special from 2017-12-27T22:48:12

The party celebrates the Winter Solstice! Hugo explores the docks. Angelica learns the value of money. Bob electrocutes some ale. Nyx sings some carols.

The Heart of the Forest, Part 4 - Trials of Beast and Branch from 2017-12-11T14:32:53

The party struggles. Hugo tries to cheer people up. Angelica remembers something. Bob plays with fire. Nyx fights a goldfish.

The Heart of the Forest, Part 3 - Remember, This is a World of Magic from 2017-11-27T16:46:03

The party solves some puzzles. Bob feels some runes. Nyx murders some goblins. Hugo pulls on a rope. Angelica goes on a rant about dragonchess.

The Heart of the Forest, Part 2 - Better Safe Than Stupid from 2017-11-13T16:38:41

The party makes some friends and discovers a secret of the forest. Angelica is accommodated. Hugo ties up a druid. Nyx unties the druid. Bob knock Hugo unconscious, a...

The Heart of the Forest, Part 1 - The Unkindness of Ravens from 2017-11-04T18:03

The party enters Harwood Forest to investigate a mystery. Nyx learns about her fairy blade. Angelica brings a change of clothes. Hugo kills some mules. Bob knocks Hugo unconscious.

D&D 5e Character and World Building - How the Quest Begun from 2017-11-02T22:07:09

The players make their characters for our D&D 5e campaign. A princess steals a sword. A fairy gets exiled from her home. A blind wizard tries to figure out how to read a spellbook. A halfling le...