Podcasts by How to Malay

Ep.114 Quran Burning in Sweden! Mosques Free Gifts are Different in each Country!! from 2023-02-07T23:00:50

It's been a while. Apologies its been a hectic start to the new year! But we are back with a new episode.

Enjoy!!

Ep.113 HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Zainal joins us!! from 2023-01-12T10:00:04

1st episode of the New Year! Zainal joins us back to just update us on whatever the hell is going on! We talk about our new year's eve, fast food, comedy and a lot more!!

Join us for 2023...

Ep.112 World Cup FINALS in KL! Qam went to KL and watched MUZ! from 2022-12-27T23:30:32

New episode!! Qam just got back from KL where he met MUZ and the KL peeps! We talk about his time there, world cup finals, malaysian food made Qam sick and a lot more!!

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Ep.111 Malaysian Linesman in the WORLD CUP?! Qam is into FEET? from 2022-12-14T23:45:56

Apologies for the late episode! But enjoy us nonetheless! We talk about Comedy, World Cup, Perversions and a lot more!
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Ep.110 ANWAR is Prime Minister!!! Wakanda Forever review! from 2022-11-30T00:30:16

New week new ep. Whirlwind of a week for Malaysians as they get a new PM but it wasn't without it's uncertainties. We talk about that and also our review of Wakanda Forever!

Enjoy!

Ep.109 LRT Breakdown in KL! Malaysian Comedians URGES you to VOTE! from 2022-11-16T00:30:37

New week, new ep! This week we continue election talks and why it's important to vote, LRT break down and a lot more!!

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Ep.108 Douglas Lim is the next GOAT in Hip-Hop!? Muz hates MAMEE!? from 2022-11-10T11:44:31

New week, New ep! Enjoy!!!

We talk about Douglas Lim's new song with SONAONE, politics stuff and snacks growing up!

Ep.107 Syed Saddiq in TROUBLE!? President Halimah is an influencer!? from 2022-11-03T11:51:55

Sorry for the delay!! But new ep is out!!

We talk about Deepavali, Malaysian elections, Singapore news and a lot more!!

Ep.106 Malaysian Flood Elections! Funeral stuck in a lift!? from 2022-10-12T00:00:54

New ep!!! We talked about upcoming Malaysian election, why Singaporeans not dating and a Funeral procession stuck in a lift.

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Ep.105 Zainal comes back an ROASTS Qam! F1 Madness! from 2022-10-05T00:48:16

New week, new ep. And this week we got Zainal joining us back again! A same old brand new host!! We caught up and talked about F1 in Singapore and a lot more!

Ep.104 Qam just enjoys BAD things! Najib's daughter needs to STFU! from 2022-09-21T22:08:05

New week! New Ep! We talk about this weeks news and more personal stuff! Enjoy!

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Ep.103 Najib is sick!? RIP Queen. HDB Flats are basically Prisons? from 2022-09-14T08:55:35

New week, new ep!! We talk about the Queen's passing, Najib being sick, Muz says HDB Flats are like prison and a lot more!

Ep.102 Najib finally in JAIL! Merdeka day was AITE! from 2022-09-07T04:41:02

We are back!!! We talk about Merdeka day, Najib finally in jail, 377a repealed and a lot more!

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Ep.101 We love you CRACKHOUSE!!! Special episode! from 2022-08-25T23:30:23

This week we talk about the memories and good time we had at Crackhouse comedy club. Since the club has technically been officially 'shutdown' we got friends to send in clips to talk about their...

Ep.100 Singapore National Day! Missing Battleship in MY! from 2022-08-16T23:30:35

New week, New episode!! This week we talk about the Singapore National Day, Malaysia not getting battleships that they bought, the REAL reason why Thor was banned and a lot more!!

New epi...

Ep.99 QAM IS IN KL!!!! First in person podcast! from 2022-08-09T23:01

Qam was on holiday in KL and met up with Muz for this week's special episode! We talk about everything going on in KL and also about National day!

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Ep.98 Zainal returns! KL shuts down more venues! Zainal and his dad did WHAT in Bangkok?! from 2022-07-25T23:00:30

New week, new episode.

Zainal is back to join Muz and Qam with more Mat Kilau talk, KL closing more art venues, price increase in KL and a lot more!

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Ep.97 KL Comedy updates! Qam's true feelings about Mat Kilau! from 2022-07-19T01:00:06

New week, New episode.

We give an update about KL Comedy being attacked, Thor not being shown in Malaysia and Qam's real true feelings about the Mat Kilau movie!

We are out weekly!...

Ep.96 Stripping Girl causes Comedy Club to shut down!! Feat. Keren Bala Devan from 2022-07-12T01:00:49

Troubling news this week Comedy club in KL is forced to close because of a couple posting a video online. Join us to hear things from our POV. How to Malay is out weekly!

Ep.95 Qam got COVID!? Man shits in public inside Singapore Mall!? from 2022-07-05T01:00:52

New week, new episode!

Apologies for missing last week, Qam was literally dying. This week we talk about getting covid, man shitting in public, durian season and a lot more!!!

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Ep.94 R.I.P Adibah Noor. Uncle Roger HATES Singapore food! from 2022-06-21T01:00:23

New week, new upload!!

This week we talked about the legacy left by Adibah Noor, Nigel Ng performing in Singapore, David Beckham coming to SG and Volunteer tourism in Malaysia.

Joi...

Ep.93 KTM Station in Singapore is pretty much Malaysia! Qam finds Jawi weird!! from 2022-06-15T00:30:46

New ep!!! We talked about KTM being back, Malaysia abolishing the death penalty, Jawi being weird and a lot more!

Enjoy! We are out weekly!

Ep.92 Why is CAMBRIDGE still judging Singaporeans!? Tradesman are far more important than other jobs! from 2022-06-07T01:10:48

Another week, another pod!!

This week we talk about Americans calling Malaysia 3rd world, Singapore exams still being under Cambridge and the importance of Tradesman.

Thanks for th...

Ep.91 Malaysia bans chicken exports to Singapore!? Kopi keeps your dick hard for 4 HOURS? from 2022-06-01T01:00:37

This week we talk about Malaysian comedians visiting Singapore, Malaysian chicken stopped entering Singapore and also a KOPI made a guy hard for 4 hours. Plus a lot more!!

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Ep.90 Ustaz banned from Singapore! Malay Comedy is just selfish improv! from 2022-05-24T01:30:24

Welcome back! This week we talk about Malaysian's data being sold for really cheap, Singapore denying entry to an extremist Ustaz, Transport AGAIN, Malay comedy and a lot more!!

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Ep.89 Sometimes you HAVE to give up on your dreams! DEBATE! DR STRANGE! from 2022-05-17T01:00:24

SPOILERS for Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness from 53:00 mark.

New week! New things to talk about. Qam thinks he might be invincible, insects at RnR, Malaysian debates a...

Ep.88 Hari Raya a DAY early in Malaysia!? Qam wore a snapback as a songkok? from 2022-05-10T01:00:37

This week we talk about the mess that Hari raya day 1 was. It being a later in SG compared to MY and Brunei, Ex-PM of Singapore doing a racists greeting for Hari Raya, Qam hurting himself at pra...

Ep.87 Hari Raya Reunion! The boys are back together!! from 2022-05-03T00:15:22

P.S we recorded this before the announcement that Malaysia announced Hari Raya a day early.

We are back for a Hari Raya gathering!! We discuss the quirks of Hari Raya and also share our H...

Ep.86 Boy pees in a foodcourt!? Don't sing on my plane! from 2022-04-21T10:43:34

New week! New pod! Sorry for the lateness of this week. It's been a hectic week. But we don't miss a week!

Enjoy the new episode. Love y'all.

Ep.85 Ramadhan always got Qam in trouble! Singaporeans behave like A**Holes when they enter Malaysia! from 2022-04-13T01:00

We are back for another week! We talk how our Ramadhan is going, we also go into Bazaar troubles in KL, Malaysia PM entering Dubai like a normal person, Singaporeans behaving badly in Johor and ...

Ep.84 Ramadhan Vibes on Tinder!? Borders opened!!!! from 2022-04-05T02:00

We are back with another episode!!! Ramadhan Kareem to our listeners!

We talk about Ramadhan, Tinder having a Ramadhan category, Geylang Bazaar opening up and Singapore/Malaysia back to n...

Ep.83 The Oscars SLAPPED this year! Singapore back to NORMAL!? from 2022-03-29T02:00

Wassup! Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, Singapore relaxes rules, MySejahtera selling their data and a lot more!!!

Thanks for listening!

We are out weekly!

Ep.82 3gp videos are Malaysian Filmmaking's legacy! Impossible Pork should be Halal!? from 2022-03-22T06:09:18

New week, new ep! Enjoy. If you realise, i get lazier with the descriptions.

This week we talk about 'teguran', halal/haram foods, THAT sex scene from Zul Ariffin and a lot more!!!

Ep.81 What is a Chicken McCrispy!? Ramadan Bazaar in Singapore again?! from 2022-03-15T02:00

Another week, another pod. Love you all!! We talk about UMNO would make Singapore more developed, Muz struggling at a show this past weekend and how there MIGHT be a ramadan bazaar this year in ...

Ep.80 Brunei hosts 3000 pax wedding!! Immigration leader annoyed at Harith's joke!? from 2022-03-09T01:00

The boys are back to talk what's been goin on this week. Muz opened for Fakkah Fuzz, Qam went to a wedding, Zainal might come to Singapore!

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Ep.79 McGriddles is GOATed!! Muz likes Ketchup more than Chilli Sauce!? from 2022-03-01T02:00

We are back!!! This week we talk about Tremors, the wrong way to open Kicap, Mcgriddles being back in Singapore and how Muz likes Ketchup more than Chilli (WHAT!?)

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Ep.78 Najib is Dr.Strange!? Zainal doesn't want to come to Singapore!! from 2022-02-22T01:00

The boys are back to fill time in your week. We talk about a Singaporean crushing British students in an academic challenge, Najib helping to recover the Malaysian economy, Zainal has to pitch B...

Ep.77 Singapore Curry Chicken looks TRASH!! Gym people are useless! from 2022-02-16T00:00

Hey people!!! Muz is back and joins Qam in talking about NYT's Curry chicken, Ayam masak merah being unhealthy, people who carry weights do nothing for society and a lot more!!

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Ep.76 R.I.P Jonathan Atherton. Zainal used Man Utd to pick his Uni!! from 2022-02-08T05:00

Zainal is back with Qam to talk about Royal Wedding, corporate shows and starting out comedy. We lost Jonathan Atherton this week and we told a few of our favourite stories involving him. We lov...

Ep.75 Happy CNY!! Qam is jealous of CNY! We are getting a bad rate during Hari Raya! from 2022-02-01T08:42:30

Happy Chinese New Year to our listeners! This week Muz and Qam talks about their experiences with CNY, Mekdi failing at themes during holidays, Hari Raya is shortchanging us when it comes to mon...

Ep.74 Anti-MACC Protests needed better organisation! SG Night bus service is basically Rapid KL!! from 2022-01-25T04:03:21

Muz is back and we have a lot to talk about. From the failure of RFID gantries, anti-MACC protests, why Singaporeans have to talk last bus/train homes and Qam finally joins in on the anti-royalt...

Ep.73 BRUNEI ROYAL WEDDING! Qam is just better than YOU! from 2022-01-20T04:39:01

New week but different pairing. First time ever, it's just Qam and Zainal!

We talk about the Brunei Royal wedding, growing up going to Madrasah, messing up at meetings and a lot more!

Ep.72 CORRUPT PEOPLE investigating CORRUPT PEOPLE! Singapore is TOO convenient! from 2022-01-12T02:00

Welcome back. Enjoy the latest episode where we talk about corrupt organisations investigating each other in Malaysia, Singapore is deemed the same COVID wise to Afghanistan and North Korea, MUD...

Ep.71 NEW YEAR, SAME SHIT!! Ramly should never be served with SIDES! from 2022-01-05T05:00:50

We are back for the New Year!!! We are still here for your entertainment!

Enjoy and we look forward to doing more stuff for you in 2022!

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Ep.70 Last Episode of the Year!! Qam has a crisis! from 2021-12-22T00:21:26

Hey everyone. Please check you twitter and internets for ways to help out during the floods. There's a lot of ways to help. Check out this link from Vulcan on the many different places you can h...

Ep.69 KL is NOT in Selangor!? Johor is the best part of Singapore! from 2021-12-15T07:41:02

Disclaimer: We made a mistake regarding a petition for the Taxing of shows in Selangor, however do still support your artists who are going against this law. Thank you!

We are back to tal...

Ep.68 Is Grab Malaysia's Success or Singapore's? Rosmah go home! from 2021-12-08T02:00

New week, New episode!!! We talk Grab going public, Rosmah not leaving Singapore, Amos Yee, Merdeka 118 and a lot more!!!

Enjoy!

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Ep.67 Vegetables prices go UP?! The ACTUAL reason why Malays are 'Lazy'? from 2021-12-01T05:57:53

Appreciate all of you that listen. This week we talk about rising prices in Malaysia, Omicron and why Malays are deemed 'Lazy'?

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Ep.66 The Problem with Maharaja Lawak Mega!! Special guest: PRAKASH DANIEL (3OTAK) from 2021-11-23T21:00

We are joined by a special guest, Prakash Daniel. Fresh from his experience in Maharaja Lawak Mega as a part of the 3OTAK team, we ask him how the experience was. The troubling state of Malay Co...

Ep.65 Singapore-Malaysia VTL is opening!! Qam was the worst, most pretentious teen!!! from 2021-11-16T23:00

We are back! Another week. We talk about Muz being ill, travelling, Qam being an asshole and judging everyone as a teen. 

Thanks for checking us out. We love you all!!

Ep.64 Australia owned by Emus in the EMU WAR!? 3gp legendary videos! (Trigger Warning: Sensitive topics) from 2021-11-10T08:01:50

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains chat about sensitive topics like racism, death sentence and leaked videos. 

We are back chatting and Zainal joins us to talk abt Racism in SG d...

Ep.63 We hate offices! Parking doesn't make sense to Muz! Malay Horror Tropes!!!! from 2021-11-03T04:45:48

We are back!! Muz talks going back into the office, why parking makes no sense to him and also typical malay horror tropes!

Join us weekly!

Ep.62 Qam struggles to understand the Agak-Agak lifestyle!? Minority can't celebrate a holiday AGAIN! from 2021-10-27T08:36:59

Brunei is still in lockdown, Singapore's rules are extended and Malaysia is Malaysia!! Welcome back for another week with us!

Follow us @MZKRX @Qamshot and @zainalthebostaman

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Ep.61 ZAINAL is back!!!! $5000 worth of candy stolen in BRUNEI!! from 2021-10-19T15:10:27

New week! New episode! But this time, we are joined by ZAINAL!!!! We talk what's going on in Brunei, Malaysia and Singapore! Boy it feels good to have the crew back!!

Follow us @Qamshot, ...

Ep.60 ANWAR HADI studied in Australia and met no Australians!? Qam doesn't dream anymore? Chappelle Special! from 2021-10-12T13:09:27

This week we are joined by a close friend, Anwar Hadi!! We talk about the university system in Malaysia, Anwar studying in Australia and made no Australian friends and we discuss Dave Chappelle'...

Ep.59 Mastika been here for minute!!! Exams ain't that bad! from 2021-10-06T08:47:12

We back talking about Singaporean kids having a hard time with exams, Muz back doing comedy, our favourite magazines growing up and a lot more!!!

Follow us @MZKRX and @Qamshot

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Ep.58 Just Ebit Creepy!!! Sex toys for hysteria!! from 2021-09-28T06:00

We are back!!! This week we catch up with the week that has passed. Singapore going back to 2 dine only, Malaysia's Ebit Lew being a creep and also answering audience question concerning hysteri...

Ep.57 JANDA DISCRIMINATION!! Monarchy Minute with Muz! from 2021-09-21T02:00

Another week, another episode and it's just the two of us. Back with suggestions about 7pm drama Malaysia. We also delve into people in the monarchy unable to speak Malay, Singapore PM calling a...

Ep.56 SENARIO Retrospective!! (Feat. Ashraff Mokhtar) from 2021-09-16T12:05:08

We have a special episode lineup where we look back at the work of legendary Malaysian comedy troupe, SENARIO!!!

 We are joined by Malaysian media expert and friend of the podcast, A...

Ep.55 Luwita Hana joins us!! Fridge magnets show whether you are rich or not! (Feat. Luwita Hana) from 2021-09-07T07:03:18

This week we have a special guest, Luwita Hana. She joins us to talk aout growing up half-malay and half-punjabi in South Africa and Brazil. She's a comedian, improviser and online content creat...

Ep.54 Malay Marvel Character! Muz burns arcade tickets for Hungry Ghosts! from 2021-08-31T12:54:07

Another week, another episode. This week we do talk about current topics and also indulge about Spiderman trailer, potential malay MCU character and also about going to arcades. Plus our usual n...

Ep.53 Riezman is back!! We all DIE laughing! from 2021-08-23T12:34:58

Welcome back! We go wild and tangent the furthest we have ever gone. BUT it might also be the funniest thing we have ever done!!

Enjoy.

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Ep.52 NEW YEAR! SAME US! Qam forgot about the bad things when dining out! from 2021-08-17T00:00

New year of the podcast! We took your suggestions and this week we do cover Subcultures. Plus our usual shenanigans!! Enjoy!

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Ep.51 1st ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!! Jumbo goodness with Zainal! from 2021-08-09T05:47:51

We have lasted a YEAR!!! Zainal join us this week talking about what's being going on in Brunei the past week!! We also talk about the idea of AGAK-AGAK in cooking and a lot more!! 

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Ep.50 Buying PIRATED stuff back in the day! Protest safely! #LAWAN from 2021-08-02T23:11:18

We back. Talking about Olympics, #Lawan, buying pirated stuff back in the day and a lot more!! Enjoy!!

Ep.49 Malay flirting cringes the soul!! Polis partying inside the station is WILD!!!! from 2021-07-28T02:00

Another week, another episode. We take a request from the fans about a topic and also round up this week's events including Singapore going back to heightened alert and Malaysia police partying ...

Ep.48 Qam follows all the rules! The world is hell! from 2021-07-23T10:58:07

Apologies for the super late upload! 

This has been a rocky week.

But!! Another week another episode of the How to Malay podcast! This week Qam has joined Muz's idea that ever...

Ep.47 Singapore just has to get past Johor if there's a war!! from 2021-07-12T05:00

New episode!! We talked about Malaysia(DUH!), Qam's reservist, football and supporting other countries!! Plus a lot more. 

Enjoy!!

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Ep.46 Newspaper are now known as durian paper!! We read your DMs!! from 2021-07-05T05:00

New week, new episode. Qam recently got to perform on two open mics, Muz is happy it's durian season and we READ you DMs!!!

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Enjoy

Ep.45 We need a Malay in the MCU!! Indian Muslims are just Malay?! (Feat. Siraj Aziz) from 2021-06-28T03:00

This week we have a special guest, SIRAJ AZIZ. Siraj is a writer, comedian, home-based business owner and a bunch of other stuff!! He has worked on programmes on Singapore TV and now currently t...

Ep.44 (REUPLOAD) Do kids even know you used to BUY music? Singapore has a Snowflake MP?! from 2021-06-21T17:22:09

Welcome kids to another episode! We talk about being born in a time where we had two different world experiences. Singapore has a politician being bombarded with Snowflake emojis. Qam shares a s...

Ep.43 Singapore had a mad RACIST week!! from 2021-06-15T02:00

Let's get to business! A jumbo episode because we have a lot to talk about! Singapore had a super racist week, Qam is getting vaccinated, muz was asked MALAY questions in a meeting and a whole l...

Ep.42 Disney Hotstar is shit compared to DisneyPlus SG! But Hand Sanitizer also Alcohol!? from 2021-06-07T05:00:57

We are back with lockdown updates for Muz!! Qam finally fixed his audio!!! BTS Meal, Alcohol Ban and Disney plus. We discuss it all!

Enjoy.

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Ep.41 If You Wanna Be Healthy Eat a Salad, Leave Our Food Alone! from 2021-05-31T04:23:44

Another week, Another Episode!! We are back to talk Malaysia going back to Lockdown, Asatizah being rated in a Group Chat, Nasi Padang without the 'Nasties' and somebody's wedding picture being ...

Ep.40 Malay Comedians have the weirdest names! Qam isn't rich he just spends money! from 2021-05-24T04:00

Another week, another episode! Muz and Qam are back talking about the new Malaysia SOPs, Singapore government pulling a U2 and entering everyone's twitter and a lot more.

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Ep.39 Selamat Hari Raya! We spittin BARS! Zainal eats Laksa with EGG NOODLES!? from 2021-05-17T05:38:26

SELAMAT HARI RAYA!! The boys are back talkin Hari Raya, Singapore going to Phase 2 Heigthened Alert, Brunei rapper gets in trouble for his Israel-Palestine Rap and also Malaysia minister liking ...

Ep.38 SAFWAN joins us! Singapore is filled with SNITCHES! BRUNEI has a SECRET POLICE! from 2021-05-10T10:12:30

We got a listener to join us!! BruHAHA comedian, Safwan joins us to talk about everything that is wrong with Zainal's take on Brunei! And out normal shenanigans!!

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Ep.37 Qam shares his secret MAGGI technique! Muz eats noodles with Peanut Butter!?! from 2021-05-04T01:08:07

We discussed things from spikes in Singapore and Malaysia, which packet noodles in the best, bazaar experiences and a lot more!!

Enjoy!

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Ep.36 SAFWAN WE SEE YOU!! Zainal is back! Ramadhan Miracle. (Ramadhan Special) from 2021-04-26T23:00

We had to record this later BECAUSE WE GOT ZAINAL BACK!!! We talk Ramadhan in Brunei, Terawih Cup and other Ramadhan goodness!

Enjoy!

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Ep.35 RAMADHAN SPECIAL!! from 2021-04-18T23:55:03

Muz and Qam are back to talk all about Ramadhan!! Memories growing up, ways Qam used to skip fasting! Just a lot of shenanigans!

P.S Apologies for missing last week!

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Ep.34 Qam shares the best Bars in Hip Hop History! Muz says Microsoft is SHIT! (Propaganda in Media) from 2021-04-05T04:00

We are back!! This week Qam shares a song he recently heard paid for by the Singapore Government! Muz shares certain projects he has been a part of that he didn't agree with. A lot more to come....

Ep.33 Can we STOP talking about pee!? Muz will not join you in the protest march! (Feat. Jacky Ng) from 2021-03-29T06:04:27

This week we get a bit over the top talking about the recent Ngee Ann Poly Saga!! (She/She). We also help Jacky with a joke he's trying to do in full Malay! and Muz admits he supports protesting...

Ep.32 LET ARTISTS SELL OUT...a little bit! Muz doesn't want to do Comedy! (Selling out) from 2021-03-22T23:47:55

This week we talk about the idea of artists,"Selling out". Muz doesn't want to perform. A whole lot of usual shenanigand and conversation.

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Ep.31 No one has ever spoken to the REAL Muz!! Riezman almost caused a comedy club to shutdown for not being Malay enough!?! (feat. Riezman Radzlan) from 2021-03-15T20:12:11

This week special guest Riezman Radzlan joins us!! We discuss stuff from vaccines to conversations. We find out Muz has not been real to anyone he has met. Plus a lot more!

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Ep.30 Arabs in SG try to flex when they say their FULL name! Why are we obsessed with white people saying local words!? from 2021-03-08T11:42:37

We are back just Muz and Qam!! Qam hates Arabs in Singapore who introduce themselves with their FULL names! And why do people enjoy it so much when White people use local words!?!?!

How t...

Ep.29 Mo Sidik joins us! We get the Indonesian's side! Malaysia and Indonesia bully Singapore (Feat. Mo Sidik) from 2021-03-01T08:07:35

Disclaimer: We had a lot of technical difficulties on this one!! Apologies beforehand.

This week we had Indonesian comedian, Mo Sidik, joining us!!! We talk everyting from the Indonesian ...

Ep.28 ZAINAL is back!!! Zainal shares a story about MUZ being a dick! Brunei Updates (feat. Zainal Bostaman) from 2021-02-22T08:29:28

The whole crew is back together!! We talk Brunei updates, comedy, Qam hurting everywhere because of working out and more.

Enjoy!

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Ep.27 Qam still uses OUTLOOK! Muz hates the Health Minister! LKY had all the hoes!? (Feat. Raqib Karim) from 2021-02-15T04:00

Raqib joins us this week!! We discuss the Malaysian health minister saying dumb things again! How Qam lied about his email when getting his Comedy Central gig and also all the normal goodness!!<...

Ep.26 MUZ and Qam agree that air-frying is not cooking! Singaporean boy half-asses terrorism! (Terrorism/Extremism) from 2021-02-08T08:31:40

We are back!! It's just Muz and Qam this week and somehow they still have stuff to talk about. Like how there was an attempted terrorism act by a kid. Don't call it fried chicked if you air-fry ...

Ep.25 GAJEN NAD joins us this week! Gajen attacks Qam from all angles! Muz loves WallStreetBets! (feat. Gajen Nad) from 2021-02-01T04:00

This week speacial guest, Gajen Nad, joins us!

We talk to him about Malaysia, his comedy audience and how he has kept being relevant during a pandemic!

And also the normal nonsense...

Ep.24 Qam bought CONDOMS as an 11-year old! Muz thinks Qam is a dick! (Travel) from 2021-01-25T07:11:32

This week we reminisce about travelling. Since we no one in the world can travel anymore, we look back at our travels. Qam shares stories about almost being arrested in Manila, buying condoms as...

Ep.23 Laksa Johor is wrong! Brian made Qam a sound guy! (Feat. Brian Tan) from 2021-01-18T05:44:46

This week we brought in a friend and Malaysian comedian BRIAN TAN! Fresh off the announcement of RMO and a state of emergency we catch up with Brian.

Follow @BRIANTANLIVE on all socials a...

Ep.22 PUKI MAK KAU LOBANG SQUARE is still the GOAT! We share our favourite swears! (Malay Swears) from 2021-01-11T04:00

Join us this week where we delve deeper into swears we heard growing up and still use today!! 

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ENJOY.

Ep.21 ZAINAL is back!! We talk about 2020 and what we hope for 2021! (Year End Round-up) from 2020-12-28T04:00

This week we got Zainal back to talk about our 2020 and also what we hope for 2021!!

Indulge!

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Ep.20 KAVIN JAY took cigarette bribes as prefect!!! (Feat. Kavin Jay) from 2020-12-21T04:00

We got Kavin Jay joining us this week!! We talk about him growing up in a gangster school!

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Enjoy.

Ep.19 Qam thinks 'Peribahasa' is stupid!! Muz makes Qam uncomfortable with compliments! (Exams/School) from 2020-12-14T04:00

Muz and Qam are back! Fresh of performing live for the first time in 8 months, Qam talks about being bullied seconds into coming back. Muz tries to teach Qam that it's okay to accept compliments...

Ep.18 Qam is not going to RSVP to you wedding if it's at a void deck! Muz thinks fruit stations at a wedding is stupid (Weddings/Marriage) from 2020-12-07T04:00

It's just Qam and Muz this week as they talk about what they feel about marriages and weddings. Qam has a lot to say and is annoyed by a lot of weddings and Muz just usually doesn't go!

H...

Ep.17 Phoon Chi Ho has his house broken into during Ramadhan! Muz and Chi Ho exclude Qam from talking about food (feat. Phoon Chi Ho) from 2020-11-30T04:00

New week, new guest!! This time we have a member of the popular Malaysian Comedy group, MACC!! We have Phoon Chi Ho joining us! Enjoy!

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Ep.16 We got FAKKAH FUZZ in the building!! Singapore is always prepared for war with Malaysia?! (feat. Fakkah Fuzz) from 2020-11-23T04:00

We got a HUGE guest this week! If you know us, you'll definitely know FAKKAH FUZZ! Close friends to all of us on the show and also just a great guy. We talk about him living in Melaka, how Singa...

Ep.15 ANWAR HADI was afraid for his life at a football game! Qam doesn't know real Laksa? (North vs South Malaysia feat. ANWAR HADI) from 2020-11-16T04:00

ANWAR HADI joins us this week to talk abt North vs South Malaysia! He hails from KEDAH and is here to talk about his life up north!

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Ep.14 KEREN BALA DEVAN is Malaysia First!! Qam wants to move to Malaysia! Muz finally says a race joke!! (Feat. Keren Bala Devan) from 2020-11-09T04:00

Special guest host, KEREN BALA DEVAN, joins us this week!! We talk Malaysian politics, why Qam is thinking about moving to Malaysia and Muz shares the race joke he didn't want to say last week!!...

Ep.13 M.Nasir makes the BEST wrestling walkout song! Sheila on 7 san about a GHOST!? (Music) from 2020-11-02T04:00

The boys are back talking about MUSIC! Our favourite musicians growing up and what we like right now! 

Enjoy!

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Ep.12 MUZ defends Dato' Sri Siti Nurhaliza!!!! We say our favourite RACE JOKE! (Race Jokes) from 2020-10-26T04:00

This week, the boys finally talk about something they actually are qualified to talk about! RACE JOKES!! We talk whether you can and should do race jokes. We even share some of our favourite rac...

Ep.11 PRAKASH DANIEL joins us!! Cornflakes is not a Hari Raya Kueh!!!! Qam never ate Chendol with Pulut before going to Malaysia! (Featuring. PRAKASH DANIEL) from 2020-10-19T04:00

This week, we have a special guest joining us, PRAKASH DANIEL.

We talk about what's currently going on in Malaysia. Cornflakes should not be considered Hari Raya Kueh and a lot more!! We ...

Ep.10 Anak-anak Sidek were REAL people!? Why does Brunei have 0 medals? Zainal is BACK!!! (Sports) from 2020-10-12T04:00

Zainal is back to join Muz and Qam on the podcast! This week we talk about SPORTS!!! Malays in sports, how each country fairs in sports and a whole lot more!! Enjoy.

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Ep.9 JACKY NG is the most Malay Chinese person we know!! (Chinese-Malay relations featuring Jacky Ng) from 2020-10-05T04:00

We have our first guest of the show! Zainal couldn't make it this week. So we brought in JACKY NG as a guest. As the first non-Malay person on the show Jacky is here to talk with us about Chines...

Ep.8 Muz has never had a meaningful relationship?! Did Zainal's cat survive? We are all lonely. (Romance) from 2020-09-28T04:00

This week we talk romance and all it entails in the Malay community. All that is expected of us. We even share our own personal love lives!!! 

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Ep.7 If you don listen, your mother will DIE!! We figure out how China became so rich (Superstitions) from 2020-09-21T04:00

We discuss superstitions we were told when growing up. A lot of stupidity but also we discuss the rationality of all of it!! Join in the fun!

Ep.6 Muz and Qam are gonna fight?! Zainal is part of a Super Majority? But also serious talk about cultural appropriation. (Cultural Appropriation) from 2020-09-14T04:00

This week the boys are talking about a touchy subject. Cultural Appropriation is a big topic around the world but also recently in Malaysia. We talk about that, how it happens and also how it af...

Ep.5 Dikir Barat is as competitive as it gets! Compared to Brunei, Singapore's censorship is laughable! (Malay Arts/Entertainment Ind.) from 2020-09-07T04:00

Muzakir was in a Congkak exhibition, Zainal tell us about the Brunei Censors and Qamarul was in COMPETITIVE Dikir Barat(YES! It's a thing!). This week, the boys are talking everything about the ...

Ep.4 We only buy bread from Zainal Abidin Bakery!!! Bagel is not a bread? Chicken rice is overrated! (Food) from 2020-08-31T04:00

We have talked about a lot of touchy subjects. Sultans, Princes and Governments just to name a few. Somehow this week we talk about probably the most divisive subject, FOOD!!! We talk about our ...

Ep.3 We're all just humble polo players! (Monarchy) from 2020-08-24T04:00

That's right your favourite Malay boys are back serving up another episode!! This week we talk about something very touchy. MONARCHY!!! Trust us, we had tons of fun with this one!!

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Ep.2 Bahasa Indo is different from Malay? We can't do each others accents!! (Language) from 2020-08-17T05:00

This week, the boys are back talking about the Malay language. We talk about different forms of the 'Malay' Language. Bahasa Indo vs Bahasa Melayu. We try each other's way of speaking Malay. Plu...

Ep.1 Melayu Islam Beraja?! Bersih is not a political party? What is going on?! (Identity) from 2020-08-09T07:31:57

Welcome to our first ever episode!!!! We attempt to talk about the Malay identity this week.  How we perceive other Malays in other countries. Plus many more stupid conversations while tryi...