Podcasts by How To Not

31 - How to Greet Someone from 2018-08-27T22:16:27

K and Rob try to out-spiderwalk the oncoming storm.

Today's WikiHow article: 3 Ways to Greet Someone

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30 - How to Attract a Skater Boi from 2018-08-13T19:55:02

K and Rob dive into an article NOT READY FOR THE PUBLIC

Today's WikiHow article: How to Attract a Skater

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29 - How to Improve Friendships from 2018-08-06T22:02:05

K and Rob whisper words in italics.

Today's WikiHow article: How to Improve Your Friendships
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28 - How to Look at Ugly Babies from 2018-07-23T23:29:31

K and Rob's baby gets demonetized.

Today's WikiHow article: How to React to an Ugly Baby

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27 - How to Fake Laugh from 2018-06-18T20:14:19

K and Rob uncover an anti-meme conspiracy.

Listen to learn all about laugh jazz, how adage + proverb = adverb, grammatical laughter, job interviewer etiquette, and our T-shirt machi...

26 - How to Be Unforgettable from 2018-06-05T22:17:48

K and Rob reveal their exciting new religion.

Listen to learn all about K's eyepatch, Tomorrowland, the Illuminati film club, paragons of averageness, the ghost of Ayn Rand, Michael...

25 - How to Do Facial Expressions from 2018-05-14T23:21:28

K and Rob are reader-approved.

Listen to learn all about K's music college, diva Daniel Radcliffe, self-helping bots, Sophia the Terminator, extra uses for pens, imitating your dog ...

24 - How to Be a Werewolf from 2018-05-07T23:32:41

K and Rob get terse.

Listen to learn all about real games and FIFAs, a tub full of mice, tersely-worded hypocrisy, upsetting Twihards, fire safety, Justin Timberlake's listenership,...

23 - How to Clap Your Hands from 2018-04-23T21:16:42

K and Rob put their foot down. In the "nuh uh" way, not in the "WikiHow thinks foot-stomping is clapping" way.

Listen to learn all about opera-loving Boss Babies, praying with enthu...

22 - How to Be a Mean Girl from 2018-04-10T00:20:46

K and Rob discover the secret origins of Leslie Knope and John Mulaney.

Listen to learn all about pronunciations of Regina, the WikiHow beauty standard, fairweather friends, signs y...

21 - How to Shower from 2018-04-03T02:24:04

K and Rob drink too much coffee and call out your skincare routine.

Listen to learn all about frugally spending your handful of fucks, fash shlosh, soap vs no soap, neg coaching, ha...

20 - How to Be Home Alone from 2018-03-26T23:44:32

K and Rob wonder why their friends don't answer their calls about elaborate Marble Traps.

Listen to learn all about profiling wikiHow users, Macaulay Culkin, entertainment devices, ...

19 - How to Get Thong Permission from Parents from 2018-03-20T00:44

K and Rob ask mother and father to let them show off that juicy butt.

Listen to learn all about scanty birds and bees, butt-holders and butt-holsters, being a better Christian, Yeezys, pa...

18 - How to Journal as a Mermaid from 2018-03-06T00:52:56

Kaitlyn and Rob talk about 50 Shades of Grey, and nothing else.

Listen to learn all about: God as the ultimate eyewitness, the Twilight-ing of mermaids, ASMR pleas, mer-doping, Kaitlyn's ...

17 - How to Join Ragdoll Culture from 2018-02-27T01:24:23

Kaitlyn and Rob spend 30 minutes asking over and over again for the article to just EXPLAIN WHAT RAGDOLL CULTURE IS.

Listen to learn all about: self-liking on social media, toy addictions...

16 - How to Bite Your Lip Seductively from 2018-02-20T00:16:29

Kaitlyn and Rob practice their eye kegels.

Listen to learn all about: Holy Family Day, Canadian time travelers, '127 Hours' as a verb, lip care, Rob's ugly laugh and a Kaitlyn apology, sa...

15 - How to Create an Imaginary Girlfriend or Boyfriend from 2018-02-13T01:00:02

Kaitlyn and Rob would like you to meet Jeremy. Jeremy? Jeremy! Jeremyyyyyyy.

Tonight's podcast will help you learn about: Netflix-style announcements, double flus, lesbian clocks, self-Ca...

14 - How to Hug from 2018-01-30T01:01:14

Kaitlyn and Rob welcome you to the (un)official audiobook of WikiHow.

Tonight's podcast will help you learn about: Country Mouse & City Mouse, mandatory restraining orders, genderless voi...

13 - How to Write a Cat Prophecy from 2018-01-25T01:38:05

Kaitlyn and Rob maybe take this whole cat articles thing too far.

Listen now to learn all about star clans, misquoting The Lion King, not circling back to that, proxy wrestlers, garbage c...

12 - How to Call Your Girlfriend from 2018-01-09T01:47:27

It's the first episode of 2018, and we stayed inside on New Year's and refused to stop being awkward introverts. So this week, we learn how to actually talk to our better halves.

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11 - How to Celebrate Christmas With Your Teddy Bears from 2017-12-19T01:16:50

Time to get in the holiday spirit the only way we as responsible humans can: spoiling our 2 to 5 stuffed animals with gifts and more attention than we give our friends or family.

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10 - How to Develop Telekinesis from 2017-12-11T11:00:51

Science does and does not exist. 'Psi balls' are a known thing you can totally drop into casual conversation. You are part human, part spoon.

Enter the fantastical galaxy of another WikiH...

9 - How to Act Like You're Possessed by a Demon from 2017-12-05T02:05:46

Kaitlyn has a fever, and the only prescription, is talking about demons method acting.

Learn all about demonic fevers, falling from trees, Big Mouth, puberty, second Breakfast, concertgoi...

8 - How to Fake Being Sick from 2017-11-20T20:00:47

Want to get out of school or work? Kaitlyn and Rob read WikiHow's instructions that'll at best force you to have a "fun" day refusing to do anything, and at worst ruin your life.

Learn al...

7 - How to Be Random from 2017-11-11T02:00

Learn all about: frigid wastelands, randomology, Pokémon towns, hooker's green, wandom words, rarr, Jake Paul, Party City, St. Louis, party conversation, zeppelins, Sharon, toe tags, breakabilit...

6 - How to Act Like a Cat from 2017-11-03T15:25:23

Oh, to escape. To be carefree. To have no responsibilities besides finding a sunspot and figuring out where your next mouse comes from, and also planning your solo audition for the role of Mr. Y...

5 - How to Scare Someone from 2017-10-28T00:48:28

It's time for Steve Buscemi's favorite holiday, All Hallow's Eve! So grab some cats to throw at people, put on your quiet pink trousers, and ask your friend for a traditional Halloween sleepover...

4 - How to Talk Like a Pirate from 2017-10-20T15:26:37

Arr, matey! Do ye be lookin' to translate yer lexicon from that of a simple scallywag to that of a handsome brigadier?

This is not the podcast for that.

But join Kaitlyn Alexander ...

3 - How to Turn on Your Pretty Boy Swag from 2017-10-06T18:54:18

Kaitlyn and Rob try to a) define what a pretty boy is, b) define what swag is, c) figure out what celebrity fits that profile, and d) throw that out to talk about Guy Fieri a bunch.

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2 - How to Pretend to Have Ice Powers (for Girls) from 2017-09-22T16:00:52

Kaitlyn and Rob try to imagine what kind of super-creep dressed in all blue was created by this problematic, inexplicably gender-specific article.

Today's WikiHow article: Listen

1 - How to Start a Rumor from 2017-09-15T07:00:47

Welcome back to what is technically the first on-purpose (?) episode of How to Not! This week, Kaitlyn and Rob are very concerned at the clear geopolitical sabotage motivations underpinning Wiki...

0 - How to Dance at a Rave [Test Episode] from 2017-09-08T00:56:03

Welcome to the (kind of) first episode of How to Not, a podcast that teaches you how to do normal, human things by reading through real WikiHow articles. Kaitlyn Alexander and Rob Moden are here...