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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel

Alternately funny and dark, How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel, is the story of Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant. A biting satire of both modern business and the conventions of the superhero genre.

This is new content, distinct from the original podcast episodes that have been up on podiobooks since 2006. While the novel is contained within the original podcast story arc, there's a lot more depth. Many new characters, much subplottery and (to use a technical term) it's funny as balls. Among other things we get to know Dr. Loeb a lot better.

If you love one, you'll love the other. But to put it in some kind of perspective, the original podcast episodes might be best thought of as really good notes, character sketches, etc. But maybe that's downplaying them a bit as they were good enough to win a Parsec award?

Also the Original Podcast Episodes have a lot of rich sound design in them. How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel is more of a traditional audiobook.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Epilogue from 2009-09-03T13:02

Wrapping things up nicely.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 70: The Only Sane Thing to Do from 2009-07-26T18:35

It all becomes clear.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 69: Negatively Buoyant from 2009-07-26T18:34:53

Edwin takes action.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 68: Edwin Dresses for the Funeral from 2009-07-26T18:32:35

Elegant sadness.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 67: You Want Evil? from 2009-07-26T18:30:29

Edwin turns a corner.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 66: From a Higher Place from 2009-07-18T01:19:27

Aren't you afraid of me?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 65: Out of Business? from 2009-07-18T01:18:36

Is this the end?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 64: The Last Hole from 2009-07-18T01:17:02

Playing by the rules.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 63: The Back Nine from 2009-07-18T01:15:46

Topper can't stand it.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 62: The Turn from 2009-07-18T01:14:35

A reversal of fortune.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 61: The Front Nine from 2009-07-18T01:12:51

Maybe golf just isn't his game.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 60: Henchcaddy from 2009-07-05T19:12:05

A fateful day begins.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 59: Excelsior Throws the Gauntlet from 2009-07-05T19:08:58

Edwin picks it up?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 58: Gus in the Hospital from 2009-07-05T19:05:23

Director Smiles is put front and center.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 57: Get Him To Pop from 2009-07-05T19:00:37

Overcome a strong body through a weak mind.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 56: A Reasonable Disagreement from 2009-07-05T18:54:20

Opening Arguments

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 55: A Tale of Two Back Rooms from 2009-06-18T22:58

Justice isn't made out in the open air.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 54: An Angle from 2009-06-18T22:54:41

Every good lawyer needs one.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 53: Serving a Process from 2009-06-18T22:48:52

It's hard to catch up with a guy who can fly.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 52: A Score to Settle from 2009-06-18T22:43:33

Topper searches for base motives.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 51: The Death of Culture from 2009-06-18T22:36:41

It was inevitable.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 50: Agnes vs. Mistivio from 2009-05-21T12:00:44

Master of Darkness?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 49: Mr. the Magnificent from 2009-05-21T03:30

Stay with the numbers Lifto.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 48: Somewhere Over Kansas from 2009-05-21T03:05:38

Victory is hollow after all.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 47: A Giant Illusion in Space. from 2009-05-21T02:54:24

Dr. Loeb gets his laser.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 46: The Man Who Pulls the Strings from 2009-05-18T19:35:44

Why Talk to the Puppet?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 45: Excelsior Speaks from 2009-05-18T19:27:27

I just flew in from Cleveland...

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 44: The Pitch from 2009-05-18T19:22:39

Edwin sells a scheme.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 43: Getting the Best of a Bad Bounce from 2009-05-18T19:12:32

The Cromoglodon is a hit.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 42: The Cromoglodon is Born from 2009-05-12T18:05:17

An innocent seduced?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 41: Down But Not Out from 2009-05-12T17:50:02

Excelsior is surprised by defeat.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 40: How to Make Advantage From Avalanche from 2009-05-12T17:30:25

Edwin figures it out.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 39: Topper Detects from 2009-05-12T17:24:09

Topper finds more than he bargained for.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 38: Calling Forth Nemesis from 2009-04-29T15:42:59

Excelsior called in to deal with Barry

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 37: Topper Gives a Pep Talk from 2009-04-29T15:33:53

Trying to talk Edwin out of a funk.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 36: A Blakjack Toting Angel from 2009-04-28T22:36:19

Agnes restores order

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 35: Wrecking a Building from 2009-04-28T22:27:29

Barry BASH architecture

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 34: Reasoning with Barry from 2009-04-28T22:22:40

Not a good idea.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 33: Clarence gets scared from 2009-04-28T22:17:26

Clarence gets a visit from Topper

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 32: Enlisting the Little Savage from 2009-04-28T22:08:07

Topper's the man for the job!

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 31: Barry BASH from 2009-04-28T21:59:30

The one thing he's good at.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 30: Cotton Candy from 2009-04-28T21:52:38

Enter a poor little boy named Barry

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 29: A new suit from 2009-04-13T21:41

Edwin recovers himself

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 28: 23 Seconds from 2009-04-13T21:38:21

The duration of Dr. Loeb's success?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 27: The Rescue from 2009-04-13T21:30

Topper wants credit for the win

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 26: Marauding through the night from 2009-04-13T21:24:38

Everything comes loose at the seams

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 25: Excelsior fights the hurricane from 2009-04-13T18:43:33

Superpowered man vs. Nature

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 24: How it happened from 2009-04-13T18:11:46

How things went horrifyingly wrong.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 23: How did this happen? from 2009-04-13T17:43:20

Things go horrifyingly wrong.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 22: The Demands of Dr. Loeb from 2009-04-13T17:10:10

Edwin twists Eustace.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 21: Strip Club/Truck Stop from 2009-04-10T19:54:19

Topper vs. the Locals.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 20: Search Your Feelings from 2009-04-10T19:45:15

Does Edwin regret spurning Iphagenia?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 19: Nothing Right for Agnes from 2009-04-10T19:41:45

Restraint and perseverance aren't paying off.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 18: Edwin Makes His Pitch from 2009-04-10T19:35:24

Why fight for it when you can simply buy it?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 17: Using the Asset from 2009-04-10T19:27:56

The world ain't what it used to be.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 16: Just a Consultant from 2009-03-27T21:11:34

Edwin does what he does best.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 15: Following the Protocol from 2009-03-27T21:05:26

Agnes does her job. Topper attempts to swing into action.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 14: The Empress Josephine? from 2009-03-27T20:57:15

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 13: Edwin Dresses for Dinner from 2009-03-27T20:47:18

Can civilization be contained in a mere garment?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 12: Cindi with an 'i' from 2009-03-27T20:38:35

Excelsior tries to take a night off.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 11: Calling Home from 2009-03-27T20:23:40

Edwin checks in.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 10: Cassette Girl from 2009-03-27T19:44:29

More than Edwin ever wanted to know about Iphagenia Rielly.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 9: What Do You Want Mr. Windsor? from 2009-03-12T19:50

Edwin meets the Not-So-Sinister Dr. Loeb's mother. Iphagenia.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 8: A Giant Laser In Space from 2009-03-12T19:45

The one scheme that can't possibly work.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 7: Excelsior on the Beach from 2009-03-12T19:41

Gus gives the big guy a pep talk.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 6: There's Money and then there's Money from 2009-03-12T19:40

Edwin plots, schemes and puts up with Topper.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 5: A Par Four Life from 2009-03-12T18:39

Edwin and Topper hit the links.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 4: A Child of Faded Empire from 2009-03-12T18:38:43

Enter Agnes, Edwin's formidable secretary.

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 3: Edwin Walking the Hallway from 2009-03-12T18:30:15

Edwin walks down memory lane. This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. How did I get here?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 2: Vorld Domination from 2009-03-12T18:27:04

Edwin meets the Not-So-Sinister Dr. Loeb

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Chapter 1: A Lot of Words He Doesn't Know from 2009-03-12T18:21:33

Excelsior races to the rescue?

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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel
Prologue: Song from 2009-03-12T18:04:30

In which a brave pilot fights to save his plane and all on-board.

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